#Dip and pip

[phanyaoi]

creating a new conspiracy that the idgaf era just means that whoever slips first and reveals theyre marries loses and it is the ultimate dan vs phil

[shortnailsforfuntimes]

cunty little fucker isn’t he

[fatalisticme]

dan and phil are so cool i wish love was real

[timesnewromanempire]

just graduated college but the dip and pip grind continues

[everything-is-as-it-was]

the parasocialism parasocialed so hard we all collectively Knew Something Was Afoot and that’s why I love us

i laugh but also very relieved that it turned out to be a vacation and not illness/hospital while they were on break

[2009editingtips]

//you are not as damned as you think you are //silas denver melvin//

[everything-is-as-it-was]

I feel like it really says something that I saw posts about the Newest Dan and Phil Medical Emergency before I saw the tweet so I was just scrolling thru like hahah yeah probably lol and then I saw a screenshot of Phil’s actual tweet and said ah. Again.

[flowerafterhour]

actually i think “phil :)” is a very profound piece of advice he is just ahead of his time

[leavethisbluetheneighbourhood]

more fetus dan pics!! :3

[starredhowell]

i imagine they drafted captions via text and then just said fuck it and used them all

[phannie-elvis]

They’re not allowed to go above a 5, phummina phummina

De-icing the plane option inspired by @diphowell

Honorary mentions: deodorant in the eye (separate incident from randomly going blind), fainting and punching a lamp, almost getting hit by a car, and chronic migraines

On the scale of "dumbass ate glue" to "randomly went blind" to "literally Bleeding Out" where do we think this one will fall.

[mindless-mars]

only thing I could think of during this one moment

[stars4roryy]

can't wait for the next video !!!!

[phantrash365]

ALRIGHT PLACE YOU BETS NOW! How did dipple and pipple almost die this time?? How was it both of them?? Was it self inflicted?? I’m betting it was some sort of food poisoning incident in the phouse… shady food Phil bought from TikTok shop 😂

[everything-is-as-it-was]

The phandom is like the abrahamic religions because some believe the hard launch has already come (BIG, Christianity), some believe it came, but, later, and differently than the first one pictured it, (literally everything since they’ve been back, Islam), and some believe the hard launch is still coming (Judaism) in this essay I will-