Open invitation to ramble about whatever Hozier thought is on your mind at the moment 🌿
Can I just say this is so very sweet that you're doing this? 🥺💛
At the moment I'm just thinking about how lucky I am to be alive the same time as him. That I have the pleasure to bask in his amazing discography
I'm thinking about how he is so silly, funny, unserious, that one time he answered a fan's comment by saying "postpone that funeral, mend that broken heart" when they asked Hozier to perform in a city.
While it was all in good fun, I have taken the phrase "postpone that funeral" into my everyday life. Especially when the universe gives me a reason to appreciate life better, no matter how minute or massive the reason is.
Like today, I have The Big Sad™ but I have a new album to enjoy, I have my person who is just as excited about it as me, I got sent a sunset picture, I have you in my askbox letting me ramble- plenty of reasons to postpone that funeral 😌
also thinking about how insanely hot and attractive talented he is
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What if the inside of feppi's stomach was ALSO like a comfy pillow
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so it's come to this.
you understand what this means, my friend.
the last of the innocence, gone. to suffer, to make the eyes of those too fragile to withstand it bleed from the mere sight. is this what we want?
...... fine, but on one condition.
we do this on MY terms. as wholesome, as silly and squishy as i always do. understand?
..... good. "I am thou, thou art I" and all that stuff. whatever.
it is time to weed out the weak.
(cw for body horror and all that jazz up ahead 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨)
so... where do we start, hmmm? well, let's consider, that as far as my Fake Peppino goes, his outside body is already fairly soft and squishy, enough so that you'll basically sink into him if you lie there long enough. kind of like a living beanbag if you think of it.
like so, a nice, squishy, cozy friend. since my Fake doesn't have any blood, his body'd be the same temperature as everything around him, if just a bit cooler. probably what most people would WANT from a cozy goopy boy, but that's not what you're here for, is it?
so then... how do we apply that, to the inside of him?
well since the majority of him is made up of the same, gooey material, and he has control over all of that, we COULD argue that, with enough effort, he could change his stomach/sack/whatever the hell, to be just like that same stuff; no more scary stuff, no more risk of being absorbed into the absoluteness that is Frog. the outside of him is already soft and squishy, so why wouldn't the inside be now?
the biggest difference i can think of, would be that obviously, there's a few things about that that CAN'T be changed. he's still gotta be wet, after all, that's what helps keep his body Gooey, and nothing's gonna change that about the inside of him. be prepared for a lot of movement and noises there too, you've got an entire Frog around you now. he'll probably be purring and rumbling at you a lot though... he DOES like the feeling of a full stomach.
speaking of which... what the hell do you have there anyways, Fakey?
... ah. makes sense.
he'd probably abuse this power to torment Noise a whole lot, just saying.
so, if having a dark, rumbling sack of goop as your comfy spot is your cup of tea, so be it, be my guest! just be aware he might not want to let you go that easily.
i don't think Noise is enjoying it too much, though.
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it is done.
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