Professional wrestling has had me in a stranglehold since the onset of quarantine. It brings me a great deal of joy. By taking advantage of the recent boom in ‘Do You/Have You’ style poll blogs, I hope to share that joy with you.
✮ As their careers progress, wrestlers’ in-ring personas naturally evolve and change. Some wrestlers’ personas, however, have been overhauled to the point they’re virtually unrecognizable. As it’s entirely possible to know one character a wrestler’s played, but not a completely different one, they’ll be treated as separate entities (e.g. El Generico and Sami Zayn will not share a poll).
✮ Five polls are scheduled to release daily. At the end of each week, the most and least known wrestlers shall be awarded with this blog’s very own championship belts.
Alright, enough talk!
RING THE BELL!
The barbed wire divider used in this post was acquired from @animatedglittergraphics-n-more
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Someone suggested sumo Guzma, so I just had to ;P
He doesn't remember (or care) much about what Alolan Sumo actually is - he's just using it as an excuse to literally throw his weight around. He kinda just treats it like a regular ass street fight and plays a little too dirty. He's WINGING it, ok?
(version without the belt tassels under the cut cos it hides so much thigh that would be cruel to miss out on after i spent ages drawing it)
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was reminded of this mcdonalds meme I made after seeing the one made by @hartbreak-motel so please,, take my opinions on all these 90s wrestlers
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love when i go on the homoerotic media website and talk about 2 male wrestlers being very homoerotic and get some comment like "ummm actually they're married to women??" cool i didnt ask. also have you heard of the concept of "kayfabe" or "fiction"
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so glad to just come home and immediately be like "okay its vent hour time" but like
dont fucking talk to me about being a writer and then tell me you use ai to write 3/4 of your text for you and top it off by BRAGGING how you "wrote" 50k words in two days
YOU DIDNT WRITE MOST OF THEM. THATS NOT WORTH BRAGGING ABOUT TO SOMEONE WHO PAINSTAKINGLY HANDCRAFTS ALL THEIR FICS FOR FUCKING DAYS FROM BEGINNING TO END AND EDITS ALL THEIR SHIT AS WELL
fucking hell im angry
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you would think that with how many wrestleblr posts breach containment people would start realizing more just how homoerotic wrestling is
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It's nice to have a relaxed session once in a while, we spent 5 hours tonight just shopping and doing some rp and it was really fun. Keo got flirted with by a naiad (again) and got to chill underwater with water breathing in a pretty stream while our kitsune got water walking and was running around on the surface doing cat on a glass table shenanigans. Very cute lol
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hey man its all good. if youre the one who sent me the disproportionately angry anon ask then i'd recommend not hitting send after writing those. they typically dont do much more than make your life unnecessarily complicated. failing that, i'd recommend you make sure youre sending them to, like, one of the 8 or so people youre actually mad at instead the last person you encountered.
i can't really address the rest of the points in this ask because, like, youre defending this wrestler that i am not actually that negative on, from people i dont know making points i havent read. its kind of ??? when from my perspective i made a fairly one-off somewhat-neutrally-pessimistic post about none of those conversations/takes
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IM SO EXCITED FOR ANGELO AND RUBY’S DATE I SWEAR TO GOD IF SARAYA RUINS THIS I WILL APPEAR ON YOUR TV’S AND COMMIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!!!!
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