#Don't sass him Ivan

[chazzielynx]

I'm entirely normal about Hozier dropping an acoustic version of 'Be', totally normal, so I'm assigning Hozier songs to redacted characters.

(characters in this post: Sam, Ivan, Geordi, Marcus, Damien, David, Elliott, Porter, Guy, Brachium, Hush)

Note: this has been done so many times before, I am aware. I'm not adding sth new to this discourse, lol, just my probably flawed opinions. (Also not a complete list, I just shuffled my Hozier playlist and started assigning lol, might do more parts)

Sam - Be (Acoustic Version) (I know Francesca is an obvious choice here but "Be as you've always been" in that specific soft tone? That's Sam. Telling Darlin that he doesn't intend to change them. Just wants to be with them. Whatever that may look like)

Ivan - Arsonist's lullaby (specifically if we think about Vega enhancing tendencies that are already there (I'm generalising here), then lines like "don't you ever tame your demons, always keep em on a leash" are very interesting to compare that to)

Marcus - unknown (HEAR ME OUT, I hate that he's on this list too, but this is Asset talking to Marcus: "If there were scarlet flags, they washed out in the mind of me". but also the "it's the being unknown" is Marcus to Asset about being lonely)

Geordi - Shrike (more specifically this song is Cutie. A song about not loving your partner right and being ready to when it's already too late....yeah. "ah but I'm singing like a bird about it now"... I miss geordi fluff content)

David - Nobody (This grrr sass wolf was not ready for the absolute chef's kiss that is Angel. "I'd be appalled if I saw you ever try to be a saint, I wouldn't fall for someone I thought couldn't misbehave" HELLO?!)

Damien - Jackboot Jump (god I love this song. Obviously Damien has more to him than just wanting to dismantle the system but this song is so him. "So you know good things are happening when the Jackboot needs to jump" our sassy social warrior <3)

Elliott - Talk (again, Sunlight seems the obvious choice here but this song is about Orpheus and Eurydice. Elliott tried and is trying everything to get Sunshine back. "The dreadful need in the devotee" And he'd look back.)

Porter - First Time (we don't know much yet about him and Treasure but this man is hooked, he just doesn't know it yet. I feel like he fits the 'i don't like my name but when you say it it sounds nice' vibe from the first few lines)

Guy - To Noise Making (he is that partner that absolutely drinks his partner's smile up. He encourages them to have fun and don't care about how they look while doing it. "Honey the look of it was as sweet as the sound" AHH)

Hush - De Selby Part 2 (he is learning more and more about humans and the earth, so confused about his own powers and his purpose and feelings. "I'd block the sun if you want it done" + "I wanna fade away with you" yes yes yes)

Brachium - First Light ("could this be how every day begins" this man is getting his memories back and I feel like this song describes what he was feeling when he saw Sunshine's life through the bond)

Anyway,

Amen, Forest Father.

[vampyrsutton]

Lukanette~Panties&Lingerie

Summary:

Marinette is making a new fashion line inspired by Paris' Heroes with a special line of lingerie to match. She gives Luka a sneak peek.

Ao3 Tags:

Lingerie, Kinktober, Kinktober 2021, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Penis In Vagina Sex, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, they deserve better, post-identity reveal, Post-Hawk Moth Defeat, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Deserves Better, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Deserves Happiness, Luka Couffaine Loves Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Luka Deserves Better, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Has Me Salty, Not Canon Compliant, Snake Luka Couffaine | Viperion, Snake Tongue, Bisexual Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Pansexual Luka Couffaine, Bisexual Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Lesbian Chloé Bourgeois, no one is straight, Miraculous Ladybug Salt, Sex Toys Under Clothing

Notes:

Now for the one I am most reluctant to put on this hellsite because I've heard the anti horror stories. Antis? Treat this like an early 2000s yaoi. Don't like? Don't read!

They both deserve so much better than how cannon is treating them. 

I am not straight. I do not know how to write straight sex. This was an adventure.

They are adults, and also I like the idea of them getting some of the traits from their animal the longer they wear their miraculous so :)

“How are you so talented?” Luka smiles at Marinette as he hands her back the few designs he’s been permitted to look at.

Marinette’s cheeks darken as she bumps him with her shoulder. “They’re just drafts for the Hero series.”

“And they’re only the drafts?” He looks at he in awe making her giggle.

“I’m thinking of trying a special sub-line this time, too.” She hums, a dash of mischief in her voice as she pulls a few new ones from the folder as well.

Luka tilts his head at the look in her eyes but takes the papers to look at and almost chokes on his spit. In his hands are sketches for what appears to be a his and hers lingerie line of what will probably be all the heroes who have worked alongside Ladybug, and he suddenly understands why Marinette spent so much time having him, Ivan, Mylene, and Alix transform through whatever miraculous hadn’t been used by the opposite sex. She must have been seeing how they would manifest between the different styles, sexes, and body types.

Help in his hands were the designs for what looked like the mouse, the fox, and the dragon. Each was in the colors of the appropriate kwami with their accent colors appearing like they will have a shimmer to them. He looked over the lacey hood and rope...whip?...the tail of the mouse, the obvious fox play aspects in orange, and the elegant Chinese inspiration for the dragon until something occurred to him and his head snaps up to look at Mari.

“Is there a snake design?” He asks wide-eyed, suddenly realizing that was the exact reason for her behavior as he sees the smug look on her face. His mind races through possibilities of how Sass’s colors will play with her eyes and flops back against the couch with a groan. “Please tell me you already have a test run made.”

“Hmm. Maybe.” Marinette smirks, slipping the designs back in her portfolio carefully. “Guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”

Luka sighs dramatically, sinking further into the couch. “How did I get such a talented, pretty, and beyond amazing girlfriend?” He asks, just to see the pink dust her cheeks at the praise. Even after all these years of him desperately trying to fix the damage her so-called friends caused, she still can’t handle genuine compliments. At least she’s stopped denying them.

“Flattery will get you nowhere this time.” Marinette giggles as she flops equally dramatically across his lap. “At least not any faster anyway.”

“So you do have one ready?” He hums with a smug eyebrow raise.

“Well of course I’m going to use my favorite hero for my pitch to the boss.” She smiles slyly, playing with a button on his shirt. “By the look of things, it might be done by Friday.”

Luka’s eyes lit up at her hidden meaning. “Just in time for date night?”

“Might be literally just in time if the dark teal shimmer lace doesn’t stop catching.” She pouts, looking at the bangle around his wrist in annoyance. “Would be a great time for someone to let me borrow him for Second Chance, but nOooo. Someone is too attached to their holder.”

“Itsss not my fault he’sss the besst holder I’ve had sssince the American Revolution,” Sass smirks from where he has landed on Luka’s shoulder. “And while you’re a fantassstic Ladybug and an amazing Guardian, you put too much on yourssself which is not a good thing for timeliness. Even if itsss jussst fussssy fabric.”

Marinette pouts up at the small snake, trying to use her puppy eyes. 

“Thossse only work on Luka.” The snake snickers as he flies out of range of the pillow thrown at him in embarrassment. 

“Sssshush you! They do not!” Luka huffs at his kwami while trying to ignore the hiss that slipped out even as his ears turn pink. 

Marinette and Sass look at each other before looking back to the guitar player with deadpan expressions. 

“What?” Luka sighs, knowing he’s already about to get tag teamed. 

“Hey, Marinette? Remember that one egg disssh?” Sass hisses.

“The kind of smelly one that tastes really good, but someone won’t let in the house?” Marinette hums innocently. “Yeah, I remember.”

“I sssudenly got a craving for it and had to ussse Sssecond Chanccce too many timesss today. Think we can have it tonight?” Sass sighs with dramatics more befitting of Plagg than the snake.

“That sounds like a wonderful idea!” Marinette grins before looking at Luka with her earlier puppy eyes. “Pleeeease, Luka?”

“Absolutely not, Marinette!” Tikki scolds as she zips into the room. “It took all weekend to get rid of that smell last time!”

“Tikki’s right. It does smell really ba-” Luka started to try but saw the girl’s lip wobble as she clasped her hands together. “Mari…”

“Please, Luka?” She pouts.

“Come on, Luka! Be strong!” Tikki tries to help despite knowing they’ve already lost.

“Mari, come on. Those won’t work…Not the whimper.” He sighs, letting his head flop back on the couch again. “What happened to the shy awkward girl on that boat all those years ago?” 

“She got the world’s best boyfriend who showed her her worth?” 

Luka sighs again. “I’ll open the windows…” He relents, ignoring Tikki’s groan and Mari and Sass’ celebration. 

“I told you, Luka,” Sass smirks, ducking behind Marinette before the next pillow could get him. 

“Ssshush you.” Luka hisses despite smiling fondly at the two. “Menacesss. The both of you.”

Marinette giggles, giving him a quick kiss on the lips before pulling him up from the couch with her. “Come on, help me cook.”

Luka just smiles, letting himself be pulled to the kitchen as Tikki, Sass, and the non-permanent Kwamis zip around to open windows.  

I ended up smelling foul the rest of the night, but the happy hums from Marinette and Sass were worth it.

~~~

“Mari~!” Luka calls from the entrance. “We’re gonna be late for the reservation! Should I cancel and we go to a cafe instead, or are you almost ready?” He had gotten used to changing plans a while ago when he found out she was Ladybug and they decided to try again so it didn’t really bother him.

“Coming! Coming!” Mari yells, jumping down the two entrance steps and struggling into her flats. “Sorry, the clasp broke on my purse and a certain dragon stole my spares because they looked like treasure.” She huffs, calling the dragon out despite knowing he’s across town with Kagami and probably did it the last time they visited. “Let’s go.” She smiles. 

Luka chuckles at the kwami’s antics, offering his arm as he opened the door. “Find a substitute?” 

“Yeah, luckily the Chat purse matches well enough with the teals of my dress.” She smiles, taking his arm as they leave the apartment. “Guessing you got us in at the hotel?” 

“Mhmm.” Luka nods as he opens his jacket for Sass to fly into the pocket. “The fame has its perks, but it’s also nice that Chloe finally calmed down after she went away to college.”

“You’re telling me. She spoils Sabrina rotten now that they’re together. I thought the poor girl was going to combust.” Marinette giggles as they leave the building, hand in hand.

“Still wild to think that all those years, she was just pulling on your pigtails. You seriously had everyone in your class enamored with you didn’t you?”

Marinette flushes at the reminder, hiding her face in her coat. “Oh shush, Mr. Chat Noir’s Bi-Awakening.”

It was Luka’s turn to flush now as he laughed. “Fair enough. Probably would have asked to go for it if his two sides weren’t so horrible to you.” He smiles lovingly down at her.

“He’s in therapy after the Hawkmoth stuff so maybe one day.” She giggles, hip bumping him. “As long as you let me show Kagami how Adrien should have treated her.” 

Luka chuckles at the mischief in her eyes. “I almost feel sorry for my fellow reptile if you get ahold of her. I thought you already started on her?”

Marinette slumps, pouting. “We’re still working on the being emotionally stunted. What’s with rich parents messing up their kids so much?” 

Luka shrugs with a frown. “Almost glad it took my dad 16 years and me getting akumatized again to show up if that’s the result.”

Marinette frowns up at him, bumping their shoulders. “At least he’s trying now?” 

Luka smiles at her, bumping her back. “Yeah. It still feels like babysitting when we hang out, but it’s nice to see him and Juleka finally bonding now that Roaar’s helping her. Good choice as always by the way.” 

Marinette beams up at him, and his smile turns fond as they enter the restaurant and get seated. As they separate to go to their separate seats across from each other, however, Luka finally realizes Marinette had slipped something into his hand while they were walking. His brow furrows as he looks at her, only to be met with her mischievous look from behind her menu.

“Uh, Mari, what is thi- Oh.” He turns the small rectangle in his hand as he begins to question her before he finally sees the brand name on what he realizes is a remote and it finally clicks what he’s holding. He looks back up at her with a smirk. “Are you sure you shouldn’t be the one with the fox?” 

“Nah, Nathaniel is doing much better with it than I ever could.” She giggles, waving him off. “Though Trix and Marc are probably going to be the death of him.”

“Probably.” He hums in agreeance as he slips the remote into his lap so she can’t see it. “So how is your new pitch going?” 

“Almost done.” She sighs, looking through the menu. “I got the one project done today finally.” She hides the smirk behind the menu as she watches the meaning click and his head snap up to look at her. “I’m wearing it now.”

Luka’s eyes spark in interest as he looks her over. “Oh?”

“Mhmm. Looks kind of like your original suit if it was lacey and showed off assets.” Marinette hums.

Luka groans under his breath while giving up on the menu. He’ll just end up ordering the same thing as a few months ago anyway. “What day is your meeting again?”

“Monday, so it needs to stay in one piece.” She warns, looking at him mischievously. “But it is washing machine safe.”

“Perfect.” He smiles before pressing the remote in his lap.

Marinette slaps a hand over her mouth to hide her squeak as she pretends to glare at him. “Getting right into it, huh?” 

“How can I not when you’ve given me such a nice new toy?” He smiles at her innocently. “Don’t worry, I’ll behave when the waiter comes...As long as you do that is.” 

His smile may look innocent, but the tilt of his head and the look in his eye sends a shiver down her spine as she suddenly feels like a mouse cornered by the snake. Marinette squirms in her seat with the toy not being the only thing getting to her. “And if I don’t?” She squeaks.

He just smiles as suddenly the vibration between her legs shoots to the max setting for about three seconds before dropping back down to a 2. It’s enough to make her have to cover her mouth though as she leans her head on the table. 

“Understood?” He asks, brushing her bangs from her face when she looks up at him with a pout.

“I made a mistake didn’t I?” 

“Maybe.” He chuckles before smiling at the waiter who comes to take their order. 

The night continues with them laughing and teasing each other as they talk and each; only broken up occasionally when Luka sends the remote back to 10 for a few seconds before bringing it back down to the next highest setting.

By the time they leave the restaurant, the toy buzzing away inside Marinette is at a 7, and her legs feel ready to give out on her as she clings to Luka’s arm on the way back.

“Evil.” She pouts up at him as he holds the door open to their apartment building. She barely hides her moan as she enters the building and Luka raises it again in retaliation.

“Maybe a little.” He hums as they go up the stairs. “You did start it though.”

Marinette huffs, unable to deny it as she stumbles on the stairs a little. 

Luka just chuckles at her pout, ruffling her hair a little as he unlocks the door and opens it for her. 

What he forgot during his teasing, however, is that he just so happens to be dating Ladybug who despite her small, clumsy frame, is a lot stronger than she looks.

Marinette smiles, accepting his act of chivalry, but ass shoon as she’s over the threshold, it’s his turn to yelp as she pulls him inside and pins him against the door.

“I keep forgetting you can kick my ass.” Luka groans as he thumps his head against the door behind him. “Fuck it’s hot.”

“One of these days you’ll learn.” She hums as she starts manhandling him out of his coat despite the still very present size difference. 

“Nah, the surprise is half the fun,” Luka smirks as he helps her get his coat off to let Sass out before picking her up so her legs can wrap around his hips as he carries her further into the apartment. 

Marinette moans at his own little display of strength and is delighted to find him just as affected when she starts grinding herself against his front, causing him to almost stumble.

“Mariii~” Luka groans as he catches his footing and hurries the rest of the way to the room before she can do something else. 

“Luka, please. Bend me over the counter for all I care, just get inside me now.” She moans in his ear before continuing to kiss and suck at his neck. 

“Shit, Mari, you’re gonna kill me.” He moans before kicking open the door and dropping her on the bed. “Come on and show me the pretty lingerie you worked so hard on while I get out of these skinny jeans you insist I wear every date night.” 

Marinette whines at being put down but hurries out of the coat on Viperion inspired dress to reveal her masterpiece underneath. 

Luka’s breath hitched as he took in the sight before him. The sight of aqua lace dancing around her shoulders in a much daintier version of his shoulder pads and coming to rest in a point between her breast. The sight of that aqua connecting at her sides to the shimmering teal that she had fought so hard with to apparently craft the underwire before snaking down her sides and leaving her belly exposed. This teal then melted back into the aqua to create the panties which, now that he looked closely, had an open crotch. He groaned at the outfit, finally kicking his pants off and throwing his shirt somewhere before he crowded her into the bed.

“Do you have any idea what you do to me, Mari?” He whispered as he trailed his fingers along the lace at her sides. ‘Open back, too.’

Marinette smirked a little as she palmed at the erection hanging between his legs hand his head dropped into her shoulder with a low moan. “I have an idea.”

“Which one of us was the evil one again?” He chuckles as he nips at the spot behind her ear that makes her gasp and squeeze him.

“Ah! Um, I think it’s a tie by now.” She says in a breathy giggle, moaning when his fingers travel between the open crotch.

“Any specific reason for this design choice?” Luka hums as he starts kissing down her body.

“Mmnm uh remember that one time we did it transformed, and turns out more than just your mouth turned reptilian?” Marinette blushes even as she tilts he head to give him more room. 

“So these are like an inside joke? Others will just think it’s to tease, but you’ll know it’s from when I made you cry on my cocks?” He smirks and lets a finger slip inside. “God, you’re already soaked.”

“LUkaaa~!” She moans, trying to grind herself down on his finger.

“Shh, I’ve got you, Mari.” He chuckles as he dips the finger in and out while moving his head down to her exposed breast and sucking one of the pretty pink buds into his mouth.

“MmNm! More~! Please, Luka! Even one more!” She whines as she tries to get him deeper before moaning loudly as he sucks on her nipple.”AHh! Luka!”

“Mmm.” He smirks as he sucks and licks at the bud in his mouth. Suddenly he’s a little less annoyed at how long extended use of the snake miraculous has made his tongue as he flicks the forked tip before wrapping it around the nipple in his mouth and sucking hard, pulling the most beautiful notes from his Marinette’s mouth. 

“Oh gods, your tongue!” Marinette moans, fingers latching into his hair to pull him closer. She’s so distracted that she doesn’t even realize he’s slipped a second finger in to retrieve the egg until she’s practically screaming when he starts teasing her clit with it. “Luka! Luka, please! More! I need more, please!” She whimpers as she grinds down on the egg sending electricity up her spine. 

Luka hums around the bud in his mouth before switching to the other one and bringing the still buzzing egg to the one he just left and causing Marinette to arch off the bed.

“LukAaa~!” She whines, wiggling to either escape or get more, she doesn’t even know.

After a few moments of enjoying the small windows she left him at the top of the garment, he moves his face down to enjoy the main one. As he settles between her thighs, he makes sure to make eye contact before letting his tongue lull out to its full past chin-length. 

“Thanksss for the dessssert.” He smirks before his tongue disappears inside her and she screams.

“LUKA~! AhHhhh~! Your tongue! Please, Luka! Gods! AhhhHhh~!” Marinette moans as her hands twist into his hair to bring him closer as he eats her out like a starving man.

He’s now beyond grateful for the long tongue as he presses it against her G-Spot while assaulting every last spot that makes her thighs tremble and clamp around his head like she plans to crush it. ‘God, I love her muscles.’ He moans into her, making her moan louder. 

Within minutes he has her begging like she’ll die if she doesn’t get to cum soon, and all it takes is another flick of his tongue against her G-Spot and the egg being pressed to her clit, and she’s cumming hard across his face, clinging to his hair like she plans to drown him. 

He would die happy even if she did. 

She continues to grind against his face as she rides out her orgasm, before deflating into the mattress as a broken mess.

“You good, Mari?” Luka asks as he licks his face clean.

“Remind me to buy Sass more eggs for gifting you with that.” Marinette chuckles, shaking as she tries to sit up only to collapse once more with a pout. “I wanted you in me though…”

“I mean, that can still be arranged.” Luka laughs, gesturing to his still hard dick.

Mari licks her lips before making grabby hands at him. “Put me on your lap, and fuck me like you did in that alley after patrol last week.” She demands.

Luka groans but, after rolling a condom on, quickly moves to obey, pulling her into his arms as he kneels on the bed. “As you wish.”

Marinette wraps her arms around his neck and buries her head in his shoulder. “I’m more than ready.” 

Luka chuckles at her eagerness as he eases her onto him, reveling in her quiet moan even though he’s in a similar state, moaning low as he’s swallowed by her tight heat. Once she’s fully seated, he stays still, trying to let her adjust, but Marinette apparently has other plans as she tries to bounce herself on his cock.

“Shit.” He curses as his head falls forward. “Now. Gotcha.” He huffs out a laugh before planting his feet more firmly and thrusting into her.

She lets out a squeak at the sudden action, but it quickly turns into more moans and pleas as he starts up the brutal pace he knows she craves. 

“Why have the muscles if you’re not gonna use them. ” She had once said when he had tried to be gentle. The only times he managed to get away with that without being flipped on his back and rode within an inch of his life was whenever he had her tied up. 

He’d be lying if he tried to say he wasn’t into it though.

“LUKAAAAA~!” Mari moaned in his ear as she clawed at his back, desperately trying to meet his thrusts.

“Gods, I love your sounds.” Luka groans as he snaps his hips harder and faster, changing the angle enough for him to tilt her back a bit and attack her chest again with his tongue.

“LukA~! Gods, please! More! Faster! AHhNngh~!” She cried out as she gripped his hair for leverage.

Luka hummed around the sensitive bud in his mouth, before licking a stripe up to her mouth and dominating a kiss with ease.

Marinette whined as she tasted herself on his tongue and her legs trembled again as another orgasm approached and she clawed at his shoulders once more in a warning.

Luka is by no means far behind, desperately holding back his own orgasm to let her cum again, but he doesn’t have to wait very long as soon enough her walls are clamping around him like a vice and milking him into the condom.

Marinette shudders as her second orgasm wracks through her body, moaning loudly as she feels his hips still and warmth fill the condom. 

Soon enough, Luka is pulling out and tossing the tied-off condom into the nearby wastebasket so he can collapse onto the bed and pull Mari onto his chest. 

“How are you so perfect?” Luka whispers into her hair as he spoils her with kisses.

“I could ask the same about you?” Marinette hums as she curls into his chest. 

“I guess you just bring out the best in me.” 

She wants to argue that he was like that before they even met, but she knows it will just end with her as red as a tomato if she tries to out compliment him.

“And you with me.” She smiles, kissing his chest. “I love you, Luka.”

“I love you, too. My perfect melody.”

It’s not long before they drift off to sleep, cuddled close, and with love-struck smiles on their faces. 

Yeah, it was perfect.

[picturespurple-68]

Threesome time @ironicorange! (Not canon to my dilf au)

Summary: Ivan gets shared between dilf Matthew and Alfred.

Rating: Explicit 18+

'Why is it so hot?' was the first thought Ivan had waking up.

Brain and body feeling all warm and fuzzy, he cracked open his eyes only to be met with the sight of a slow spinning ceiling fan above. The sound of a shower head blasting water reminded him he wasn't alone in this house. That, and the still sleeping form of a large man, ten years older than him, draped over half his body.

On his stomach still snoozing was Matthew, Alfred's twin brother. Just as big as his neighbor, he easily kept Ivan pinned down with an arm wrapped around his torso and a leg slotted between his own. Obviously, that meant Alfred was the one currently in the shower.

With no want to get up yet, a bored and comfy Ivan began replying the events of last night back in his head.

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It started off simple, Alfred had invited him over for some drinking and to spend the evening with him. His brother Matthew also happened to be in town for the night and in retrospect it seemed both men had an ulterior motive for meeting with Ivan.

Watching the two, he found it quite cute when the brothers would tease and goad each other with stories from their childhood. Of course, when the topic of sharing as twins came up, there was a noticeable change in Alfred’s demeanor. The arm wrapped low on Ivan's waist squeezed him tighter as he explained, "Never had a problem letting Mattie borrow anything that's mine, so long as he understood who it belongs to."

In turn, Matthew laughed, not staring at his brother, but Ivan with hooded eyes that looked all too familiar, "You were always the greedier one." Gazing back to Alfred, he joked, "I'm still surprised I wasn't absorbed in the womb by you!"

After rendering a bottle or two of wine empty, Alfred announced his need for the bathroom leaving only a curious brother and his tipsy neighbor. Matthew had no issue filling the vacant spot as soon as Alfred was out of sight and he had even less of a problem when the space didn't allow for any gap between them.

"Just wondering," he placed a hand on the same spot Alfred had, "what exactly is your relationship with Al?"

Face growing redder than it already was Ivan could only stutter out, "I am his neighbor...and sometimes I babysit—"

"No no no, you know what I mean when I ask that. Al didn't seem to have a problem with my staring, so what about you?"

The hands on his waist moved in to rest on his clothed stomach. Ivan wasn't dumb, he could immediately get what Matthew was insinuating and honestly, he was interested, a hundred percent. He looked just like Alfred, from the muscled dad bod to the neatly trimmed facial hair along his sharp jawline. The biggest difference between them was Matthew's longer, fluffy hair pulled up in a casual ponytail and Ivan wished nothing more than to bury his hand in those soft locks while the man went down on him.

Locking his hand with the one on his stomach, Ivan eagerly replied, "I don't mind it at all."

From there, either Alfred took too long in the bathroom or maybe Matthew moved faster than expected, but in no time flat, Ivan was on his back, sweater pushed up to his chest and the older man on top shoving his tongue inside his mouth.

Just as his thigh made contact with his crotch, Matthew felt a tug on his shirt collar, almost choking him as he was yanked away from Ivan by his brother.

"Matt, what do you think you're doing?"

Clearing his throat, Matthew sassed back, "Your neighbor, currently. What's the matter Al? Don't you know sharing is caring~"

Ivan could still feel the knee against him and perhaps it was the arousal or embarrassment of the situation, but he quickly blurted out, "You could join us?"

Both men looked down at him in surprise

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A reminder of what could've happened between just Matthew and himself made Ivan groan lightly. The warm leg laying limply between his own caught his attention and he couldn't help but grind his bare cunt up against the muscled thigh. He was still a bit sensitive below the waist and decided to take it slow by going back to thinking about last night.

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Jumping a little forward, all three men found themselves in Alfred's bed with varying level of their clothes removed. Ivan laid nude with Alfred, still in his pants, on one side marking his neck up in hickeys and Matthew, in his boxers, on the other sucking face with him while his fingers played with the wetness building between his legs.

The warmth of Alfred's body slid away for a moment and before Ivan could see where he went, he felt hands grab him by the ankles, pull him from Matthew's hold, and drag him down to the edge of the mattress. His legs were spread open wide and a head of dirty blond hair was quickly buried into his crotch. He couldn't hold back the moans that slipped as Alfred ate him out alongside his fingers squirming around.

"Rude! I was busy with him first." Matthew complained crawling closer to the pair, but all Alfred replied with was a shrug.

From the corner of his eye, Ivan could see Matthew stroking his cock and he felt himself seize up at the thought of the man cumming over him. Alfred moaned against his skin at the crushing of his fingers and pulled them out to flip him over onto his stomach.

"Just relax for me darlin' and show Mattie how much you love my cock."

A pressure against his hole gave way as Alfred sunk all the way down until his hips met Ivan's. The man below bit at the bedding in surprise, barely able to look up at Matthew with teary, pleading eyes. While Alfred waited a moment to let them both adjust, Matthew scooted closer to gently hold and pet Ivan's head, "You're doing such a great job Ivan. Can you feel him deep inside? Is he pushing on anything that feels really good?"

Nodding dazedly, Ivan's eyes locked onto Matthew's untouched erection sticking out of his boxers. He grabbed at the man's cock, wrapping his lips around the tip and giving it a light suck, "Aah, good– what a good boy~"

Feeling less like his dick was gonna be snapped in two, Alfred leaned back and watched his hips thrust shallowly inside. Ivan pushed back into him and hummed happily around Matthew's cock when a hard buck forced him lower. As Ivan got more confident swallowing him down, Matthew sat higher up on his knees to control his mouth more steadily.

Back and forth, the older men pulled Ivan's body like they were fighting over a toy. Out of habit Alfred moved a hand down to thumb at his clit and that quickly became the Russian's undoing. They seemed to have underestimated how close Ivan really was and his only tell was the clenching and moaning he did on their cocks.

"Lord!" Matthew gripped the man's head in shock when he subconsciously slid the full length down his throat.

When the squeezing stopped, Alfred huffed and pulled out to help lift Ivan's mouth off so as not to choke. "You did so good Vanya."

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The muscle of Matthew's leg was perfect for humping against and the sweat and slick of their skin made it so easy to grind on.

"Hmm, good morning to you too." The man on top of him hadn't moved but it was obvious it was Matthew speaking.

Ivan froze, blushing heavily at being caught like this. He'd almost tried to pull away but Matthew pressed his thigh down to continue their play.

"Please, keep going Ivan," his voice sounded rougher in the morning, "use my leg like a good bitch in heat."

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Their positions shifted a bit. Matthew now laid back against the headboard with Ivan straddling his hips and riding him.

"Yes...yes...don't stop!" said Matthew as he tried to match Ivan's pace. The man felt incredible in his lap and he couldn't wait to blow his load.

The two were so caught up in each other that Ivan almost jumped out of his skin when another hand touched his back to lean him forward. Alfred's palm traced down his spine as he cooed, "Don't forget about me babe~ It's not fair if Mattie's getting all the attention, so just relax for me ok?"

Ivan nodded and shuddered when a slick finger was able to press inside his already stuffed hole. One digit turned into two, two to three, and Ivan was fully unprepared for just how full he felt when Alfred pushed his cock in.

"Jesus fucking Christ!" Ivan was insanely tight and Alfred couldn't stop himself from crying out. Matthew in turn had bitten into Ivan's shoulder to keep quiet but his groans could still be heard through clenched teeth.

Among the three, the first to move was Matthew, who was already close as his thrusts turned frantic and sloppy. When Alfred also joined in, the friction inside was intense for both of them. Ivan had a slight bulging below his bellybutton, something that the man under him watched appear and disappear with their movements.

Alfred continued to moan and swear when the heat in his tummy grew burning. Again, he shoved a hand down to rub between Ivan's spread legs and was surprised to bump into Matthew's already working on him. In reaction, Ivan's body locked up on them and the twins couldn't handle it.

If asked, each brother would accuse the other of being the first to give in, but regardless, both shot their cum deep inside his cunt. Everyone stopped to ride out their pleasure and catch their breaths.

Alfred was the first to pull away while Matthew stayed in place. Ivan's hips were still squirming, having not cum yet but that was quickly being taken care of as Matthew continued to quickly thumb at his clit.

"О Боже! Да!"

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Sweating and shaking, Ivan basked in the warmth that spread through his limbs. Matthew laid kisses along his neck, watching how pretty he looked in bliss.

When the dark spots of his vision began to fade, he realized Alfred was standing in view, clearly having finished his shower.

"Having fun without me?" he whined (which seemed silly for the grown man).

Matthew snickered and got up while pulling Ivan along, "That's what you get for leaving me alone with him, and now that you're done," he walked the unsteady man to the bathroom entrance, "we just need to clean up our little mess for a bit~"

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Miraculous Season 5 predictions

*Marinette is in love with Chat Noir now after the coup de foudre in the season 4 finale

*Ladybug tells Chat Noir about Chat Blanc in an attempt to repair the damage she did by pushing him away

*knowing about Chat Blanc pushes Adrien to get over Ladybug because he doesn't want to end the world

*Adrien falls for Marinette. Maybe finds out about the scarf?

*more Marichat balcony hangouts

*Gabriel gives the stolen Miraculous to Akuma victims who have wielded them in the past. Chloé gets Pollen. Juleka gets Roarr. Rose gets Daizzy. Max gets Kaalki. Kim gets Xuppu. Mylene gets Mullo. Ivan gets Stommp. Marc gets Orriko. Nathanael gets Ziggy. Nino gets Wayzz. Sabrina gets Barrk. Only problem is we can't have Alya or Luka get akumatized, now, can we? I don't know who will get Sass. But Lila will get Trixx.

*Lila getting akumatized and using Trixx will be her final downfall (unless and until she gets Nooroo in a later season). Alya will be instrumental in the takedown and will become a permanent holder again.

*Adrien and Felix will be confirmed senti beings. Possibly others.

*We will find out what nefarious dealings Gabriel has with Tomoe Tsurigi, Bob Roth, and the Bourgeois.

*Ladybug and Cat Noir will have to fight Su-Han because he wants her to renounce guardianship.

*Luka knowing identities will have some sort of payoff. Maybe a liability, or maybe as a support for Adrien the way Alya is for Marinette.

*near the end of the season the Love Square will collapse for good; they will learn each other's identities without it being unwritten.

*Gabriel will be defeated and/or surrender in the finale, but the Butterfly will be lost.

*either Lila, Nathalie, Chloé, Emilie, or Felix will be the future butterfly. We will probably not find out which this season. The season will end with someone finding the Butterfly, but their identity will be disguised (wearing gloves perhaps?).

*M. Ramier will be akumatized at least once

*a member of Marinette's family will be akumatized again.

*Sabine will either learn their identities or will give away the fact that she has known for a while

*Mademoiselle Bustier's pregnancy announcement will continue to be ignored. In fact, the entire New York special will continue to be ignored.

*However, the Shanghai special will be treated as canon and Fei will come for a visit with Uncle Cheng.

*Sabine's sister will visit; possibly be akumatized

*Amelie will visit

*Emilie will either die and be laid to rest or will be revived. If she dies, we will learn whether she was good or evil. If she is revived it may remain ambiguous if she is a suspect for the new Hawkmoth.

[sunfoxfic]

Your highly specific kwami drama post made me think about how, if the rest of Marinette’s classmates do in fact get their miraculouses (miraculi? miraculous, like deer?) permanently post Hawkmoth, we’ll have a bunch of interesting kwami dynamics. We already know how Plagg and Tikki are, so their dynamic living together when Adrienette moves in together is already obvious. Trixx and Wayzz would make an interesting pair, especially since Wayzz commented on Trixx’s mischievousness in Sentibubbler, so I can imagine him having to often wrangle in Trixx along with Alya. Then there’s Mullo and Stompp for Ivan and Mylene. And Luka and Juleka would be together for a bit on the Liberty—Roarr and Sass—but then if Juleka and Rose lived together later, it’d be Roarr and Daizzi (give me Roarr or Daizzi developing a love for punk rock).

I made this forever ago (like, very early into S4, so I'm not really sure that Trixx still fits into this from what we know -- one of these days I have to write an analysis over Trixx's personality) but jkasdfka yes exactly. (In case you're wondering, this chart was made specifically in reference to my DJWifi longfic Strangely Familiar. Tikki and Wayzz don't really show up in the fic beyond cameo, but this is very much how I wrote them.)

We need to see more of the kwamis and superheroes that got introduced in Penalteam, but you're so right, give me highly specific kwami drama that is heightened by the way they're paired off with people in relationships. Mullo and Stompp can't stand each other. Roarr used to be really good friends with Sass but Daizzi and Sass don't like each other so Roarr and Sass can't spend time together anymore. Etc. Give me more of the kwamis.

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I posted 4.048 times in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Chapters: 43/43 (Explicit)

Relationships: The Darkling/Alina Starkov, Nikolai Lantsov/Alina Starkov Characters: Alina Starkov, The Darkling (The Grisha Trilogy), Genya Safin, Ivan (The Grisha Trilogy), Nikolai Lantsov, Mal Oretsev, Zoya Nazyalensky, Tolya Yul-Bataar, Tamar Kir-Bataar, David Kostyk, Baghra (The Grisha Trilogy)

Additional Tags: darklina forever, malaria sucks, Alternate Ending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, some smut, but very plot driven, not as much nikolai, even tho I love nikolai, sike ivan isnt dead, aleksanderrrr, lil bit of violence, some dirty talk obvi, I mean the darkling plus innuendos, so sexy, Tension, sexual tension ;), So much angst, angsty aleks, some swearing I think idk, mal is back baby and he still sucks, baghra calls aleks OUT, You will love it, lots of sass, badass alina, I hate a taste for you once, spoiler she STILL has a taste for you aleks, romance is gonna be a #slowburn tho, omG alina ur my wEakNeSs, aleks is dramatic, but so is alina no surprise, did I mention mal is trash, aleks is a lovesick puppy, but also still down 4 murder, watching sunsets, some fluff thrown in there, MY BABIES, it gets better as it goes, various character deaths, its fine don't worry, Minor Original Character, how it should have ended, Basically, darkles always doing paperwork, why does he have so much paperwork, idk you tell me, Did I mention angst, if I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, aleks is a sex FIEND, Compromising, lots of negotiating, maybe some unconventional negotiating tactics ;), I need to stop myself, you may or may not get your heart ripped out, but you will love it, is that masochism idk, Picking Flowers, romantic walks through the garden, soft aleks is my aesthetic, dorkles, but also sinnamon roll aleks, he's still kind of an asshole also, what can ya do

Summary: An alternate ending and bridge between Siege and Storm and Ruin and Rising, with the ending we deserve. Long AU :)

"You think you can balance him, but he could just as easily drag you down into the darkness with him."

21 notes • Posted 2021-02-27 02:00:49 GMT

#4

Chapters: 1/? (Mature)

Relationships: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov, The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova & Alina Starkov

Characters: Alina Starkov, The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova

Additional Tags: Darklina - Freeform, Darklina Week 2021, Missing Moments, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Book 1: Shadow and Bone, Book and show elements, POV Alina Starkov, POV The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova, Insomnia, Introspection, Loneliness, Self Loathing, Guilt, Talking, petting horses, Dreams and Nightmares, gentle Darkling, compassive Darkling, Beta What Beta?

Summary: Alina tries to distract herself the night before the Shadow Fold crossing and her path ends up crossing that of the mysterious Darkling.

Darklina Week day 7: Missing Moments.

32 notes • Posted 2021-05-29 16:35:32 GMT

#3

Chapters: 1/1 (Explicit) Relationships: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov, The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova & Alina Starkov

Characters: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova, Alina Starkov

Additional Tags: First Time, war room, MANIFESTING WAR ROOM SHENANIGANS, rated e for a reason babes, sex sex sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary: Alina sneaks off in the middle of the night to find the Darkling. She finds him in the war room, planning their journey to find the stag.

32 notes • Posted 2021-04-22 22:57:41 GMT

#2

Chapters: 2/2 (Mature) Relationships: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov, General Kirigan/Alina Starkov

Characters: Alina Starkov, The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova

Additional Tags: Beauty and the Beast AU, Smoke Monster, Literal interpretation of "darkling", Sexual Content, mutual touch starved idiots groping each other in the dark, Mutual Pining, flirting in an abandoned library, the tiniest bit of inspo from East of the Sun West of the Moon, Complete

Summary: The shadow made her an offer: stay in the castle with him, and the regiment would survive the harsh winter that had trapped them all in the ice-sheeted valley below.

Alina paused. When the monster spoke, he seemed to gather himself together a bit more, pulling a simulacrum of a man out of the smoky gloom so subtly that it almost seemed like a trick of the light—shadows playing on shadows.

“How do I know you’ll keep your word?”

It was dizzying to look at the monster, especially as the wind whipped her lantern flame and cast flickering shadows throughout the room; he—Alina was fairly sure it was a he—seemed to be made of darkness itself, a shifting mass of smoke that coalesced rather than dissipated.

“I have no reason to lie,” he said, his voice crackling like flames in a hearth.  Alina furrowed her brow. “You have plenty of reasons to lie. What could you possibly want from me?”

She must have been mad from hunger, because she swore the monster looked flustered, inasmuch as featureless smoke could look like anything.

 ~~~

A Darklina smoke monster Beauty and the Beast AU.

33 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 20:42:03 GMT

#1

Chapters: 1/1 (Explicit) Relationships: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov

Characters: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova, Alina Starkov

Additional Tags: what should have happened in chapter 14, soft!darkling, smut smut and smut, if darklina not endgame then why so sexy?

Summary: "Alina," he said, and I could see that he was fighting with himself, "can I come to you tonight?"

What should have happened if the Darkling visited Alina that night after the winter fete.

52 notes • Posted 2021-04-22 22:38:30 GMT

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[queen-of-rants]

Sorting of Mme. Bustier's class

So, I have seen people try to sort characters from different fandoms into Hogwarts houses and thought I could try it too with Mme. Bustier's class. So, here it it- The Sorting Ceremony

Houses and Traits Gryffindor Bravery, helping others, and chivalry. Hufflepuff Hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play. Ravenclaw Intelligence, knowledge, planning, and wit. Slytherin Ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.

Adrien Agreste-A famous teen model, who is nice to everyone, even those who don't deserve it. Hufflepuff for sure. This guy is a almost pushover (no offence meant). I mean he is brave, yeah, but he falls under Hufflepuff for me.

Chloe Bourgeois-A spoiled girl and daughter of the Mayor of Paris. Chloé believes herself to be above everyone else and expects everyone to do what she wants. A total Slytherin, the girl is very ambitious, and cunning seeing she grew up with politicians. An important heritage too. She's not resourceful though, but she can only fit in Slytherin Ivan Bruel-Despite his massive size and intimidating appearance, Ivan is actually very sensitive. We haven't seen his talk much, but I think he would be a Hufflepuff. He is loyal to Mylene, isn't he? Plus, he seems like a patient guy too. Alya Césaire-An aspiring journalist with sass to spare. Gryffindor. Mostly because they are sassy little shits who jump in danger's path. Juleka Couffaine-A very shy and quiet girl who tends to go unnoticed. Hufflepuff. Yeah, sorry, ain't got anything to say about this one. Marinette Dupain-Cheng-Aspiring fashion designer and daughter of the best baker in Paris. Marinette is quite clumsy and insecure, but deep down, she is actually very confident. This one is confusing. Gryffindor, yes. Ravenclaw, of course. Slytherin, absolutely. Kinda like me, hat-stalled, the choice is hers. But if I had to choose one, Slytherin. Yes, she is very brave and chivalrous as Marinette. Intelligent and quick-witted too. But her ambition about her work, and resourcefulness out-scores her other qualities. Myléne Harprelé-A mousy girl who is scared of her own shadow. Hufflepuff, sorry. It's mainly because Harry didn't have much association with them, and traits make a very vague criterion. Max Kanté-A boy with the mathematical brilliance of a calculator. He loves video games and his best friend is a robot. Ravenclaw, duh. Thus guy created an AI robot and a video game at the age when I couldn't even look at my maths book without crying Alix Kubdel-A roller skater with a devil-may-care attitude. Slytherin. Periodt. Nathanial Kurtzberg-A talented artist who always has his nose in his sketchbook. Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, you decide. Ravenclaws tend to have an artistic mindset, not a memorised book set in their heads, don't forget that. Nino Lahiffe-A DJ and a total party dude. He tends to misread situations. Hufflepuff, but I can see him in Gryffindor. Rose Lavillant-A bubbly girl who only sees the bright side of things and always tries to find the good in others. Hufflepuff, again. Lê Chiến Kim-A top athlete who suffers from overconfidence. Gryffindor, with a mind of chicken monkey(no offence), zero patience and no cunningness, is bound to be in that house. Sabrina Raincomprix-Sabrina is Chloe's personal servant in all but name. She doesn't seem to realize how poorly Chloé treats her. Slytherin, possibly Hufflepuff if you can separate her from Chloé's influence Lila Rossi-A compulsive liar with no moral compass. She does whatever it takes to get what she wants and she doesn't care whom she has to hurt. She's like Draco, to some extent. So yeah, Slytherin (even though I hate it that she is in my house).

Note: I put Chloé and Sabrina in Slytherin not because it's the "bad guy" house it isn't, but because they both try to associate with (and in Sabrina's case especially, suck up to) high-status people, which is something we see from Slytherins a lot (Slughorn as the most obvious example).

So this it, the Sorting. And no, I didn't take their hero selves into consideration while writing. Because you may have noticed that many tend to have different personalities as heroes.

Maybe next time I can sort the Miraculous users into Hogwarts houses or the same class into Beauxbatons because that's where they gonna go theoretically.