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Happy Birthday to Fallen London; My favourite British people beefing it with bats simulator.
#fallen london#ambition: nemesis#mr.cups#the grey mourner#Happy belated birthday to me: I finished my Nemesis ambition. I get to make a fun comic about it. THAT WAS THE DEAL!!!#...Is what I would have said had I not spent *four* days trying to draw a cool dramatic comic. This is all I have to show for it.#I also missed posting this on the Flondon anniversary so I'm double Smad and frustippointed at myself.#This is niche content but I know there are flondoners following me who will understand.#I had to make a second account because all my friends who I played with *also* picked Nemesis and dropped the game at various gates.#I failed every possible check at Knifegate. I was on the verge of madness. And yet I still love this game.#Little known secret about me: over 70% of the blogs I follow on tumblr are flondon rp blogs.#The cool art and character lore brings me a lot of joy!#With that said; what the hell is the coincidence that right as I finish Nemesis -#The flondon community starts a Nemesis Race.#Guys. it’s not worth it. It is a revenge quest about losing everything you have to see your task through.#All to culminate in the discovering that you are beefing it with a fanfiction writing bat.#That said; I do feel like this story was very satisfying for my melancholic doctor.#I knew I would get the choice between sparing or killing my nemesis (the bat) and I had a long time to think it through.#Someone who wants to save lives and (does as much as possible to do make things better for others) choosing against mercy?#Someone who never permitted themselves to let the city truly become a home because they were not a person - they were a tool for grief.#Alright..Yeah the ending was really good.#I will be back with a part two. Clearly I'm tenacious enough to commit to what I started.#If I am not excommunicated on sight by the flondon community I will be back with comics for the other ambitions.
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Yuichi was about to head home from his shift when he went into Hueso's office, and upon seeing Leo, he was instantly worried about what had happened to him.
And Oh? Leo's wings had done something to Yuichi?
My braincelless brain can't write, and it took me minutes to figure out what they are going to say. I'm not a writer, it takes me a while to work things out for the au, and it's hard.
As for Leo's wings, I researched more about butterflies, and the scales or dust from the wings gave me an idea. Leo has a new ability to make anyone sleep by inhaling his "Sleeping/Pixie Dust" (yeah, they're called pixie dust according to google). I thought he would need it to protect himself, and if Donnie is close to finding out.
Flutterleo is going to have a ref sheet with his new gear soon for Chapter/Arc 2. I'm working on it.
#rottmnt#tmnt#save rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise leonardo#double mutated leo#don't get butterflies in your stomach#flutterleo#dgbiys au#tmnt fanart#rottmnt fanart#senor hueso#yuichi usagi#samurai rabbit#usagi chronicles#leosagi
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Lloyd and his incredible ability to double down on surpassing Kai at every opportunity. Like oh, Kai is known for his insane older brotherisms over Nya and lowkey sibling-adopting Lloyd? Not to worry, here comes Lloyd carrying on the legacy. Not only will he adopt two kids as his apprentices at the same time, but the SECOND one of them runs off he immediately goes and snatches up another. At least Kai limited himself to one at a time, my brother in christ sometimes you really do cause your own stress
#ninjago#dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#ninjago kai#kai#text post#the saving grace is that sora is passed around the ninja like a blunt#shes lloyds apprentice. then shes tailing nya everywhere. now shes depicted with zane specifically. possibly pixal will be involved#since hes glued to her side#convinced kai considers himself a mentor-in-law thanks to lloyd & nya. cole hasnt tried anything so far bc hes currently a father of 3#lloyd got hit w green ninjaisms when kai wanted that so badly. now hes taking kais role as 'the child adopter' but doubling it#it took kai 14 years to go thru 3 different young people he considered himself the protector of#it took lloyd like. 2.#lloyd lets dial that back lloyd. lloyd put the child down. LLOYD PUT FRAK DOWN#YOU ARE CAUSING YOUR OWN MIGRAINES
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fuckass idiots playing life is strange double exposure: noooo this is bad they made it woke it wasn’t like that back then :(((
Max every single second in the OG game: save the planet losers also i want Chloe Price so fucking bad
#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#pricefield#life is strange double exposure#lis de#no kidding i saw someone being FLABBERGASTED that Max could kiss a girl because ‘she was straight in the first game ☹️’#like brother did you just??? play with your eyes and ears closed???#dude also said that CHLOE FUCKING PRICE was straight#at this point it’s not a lack of media literacy it’s just straight up denial#like how.#he was like ‘she said she���d dated boys’ so she’s straight#are you a five years old raised by a conservative family trying to brainwash you into thinking gay ppl don’t exist.#sigh#also replaying the first game rn and Max keeps saying ‘save the planet’#anyway she’s the loml
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You’re wasting all your faith on me
#my art#dark heir#dark rise#will kempen#james st clair#st kempen#anyways think it’s safe to say your saviour doesn’t look a thing like me!!!!!!#now I sleep see y’all next year#also I am sticking with st kempen as the ship name bc I personally love ship names with like double meanings that are thematic to the ship#eg victuuri sounds like victory and fits in with victor and yuuris motivations and drive to win and stuff#and jupeter for Juno and Peter bc they’re space gays and it sounds like jupiter lol#and with st kempen it’s like. yeah man James literally views him as St Kempen he’s the boy saviour come to save him!!!!#essentially what I’m saying is save me will kempen….will kempen….will kempen save me…..
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Sometimes you get a vision that needs to be completed RIGHT. NOWEWWWWWWWW even though it's two am on Christmas eve/morning 😭😭

Based on this drawing I've seen people redraw recently 😋
#clemont_ine#Dantdm#dr trayaurus#Dantdm fanart#tw eyestrain#Eyestrain art#Bright colours#Yes I know the colours are backwards hush 😭#Not my usual style#Guess who's been rewatching Christmas countdown ISJDIFNKDNFJF#OML I got some CDs today I'm having the time of my life#Writing these tags but at the same time 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺 to Gangbusters Melody Club#I love you caravan palace... Caravan palace save me...#Was gonna make this an au thing but like. I haven't posted about it yet. Sob#That's my new years resolution y'all ☝️ make actual au posts KANDIDNDI I have no idea what y'all do or don't know about any of my aus#I gotta get all my info organized for you guys..#Don't get your hopes up for wholesome Dan and Tray bonding stuff cause uhhhhhh 🪓🪓🪓#HEL#Wasn't gonna post this today but yk what FUCK YOUUUUU I DO WHAT I WANT RAHHHHHHHHHH#DOUBLE POSTING RAHHHHHH#DOUBLE POSTING MY SILLY VILLAGER + HUMAN DUOS#GET JUMPED BRO#minecraft villagers#Minecraft villager#the diamond minecart#Mcyt#MCSM: space dog
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Arthur saves people and it justifies his wealth and power. Merlin saves people and it’s a lowly peasant trying to be important. I see how it is 🚬-_-
#fandom critical#like yeah merlin is an unreliable narrator… he thinks that arthur is going to become better LOL#but this person spends all their time defending arthur refusing to lift the ban so that’s clearly not what they take issue with#i wish i could remember exactly what i blocked them for :/#they’re one of those merthurs who puts on a gwen pfp to avoid accusations but never talks about her + wants her gone from the story#unless it’s to emphasize that arthur could never possibly be interested in her and was never in love with her and to otherwise devalue her#importance to the characters (only white boys can move people emotionally ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS!!!)#merlin is also the Reluctant Hero archetype from the start… he accepts his narrative role eventually sure but he still doesn’t see himself#as The Hero. he sees Arthur as the Important one. he does not have a hero complex he is just trying to help LMAO there is such a difference#fellas is every instance of doing the right thing a sign that you have a Complex or Fetish?#we have to stop like. medicalizing human existence. or whatever this is… idk at this point :/ touch grass#but anyways his speech in 1x05 should’ve disillusioned anyone and everyone of thinking he has a Savior Complex come on now#fellas is it wrong to be uniquely positioned to save someone’s life. fellas is it wrong to try to end the genocide against your people#despite your misgivings/lack of self-confidence#dear god. pick up a book#also the sheer double standard where arthur’s heroism (propagating that arthur has earned being king therefore unequal wealth/power)#is treated as natural and goes unquestioned#whereas merlin’s is held under such horrendous scrutiny. it is OBVIOUSLY classist.#arthur is trying to justify inequality by justifying to himself that he’s ‘earned’ his higher status by Being A Hero#meanwhile merlin is saving everyone including arthur himself with no reward and no recognition simply in the hopes that it ends the wars#namely the war against magic#it’s just such a shallow brainwashed read i needed to waterboard it 😭
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I think Ellis l4d2 has too much whimsy and spirit and joy to be able to relate him to Crush by Ethel Cain in any way possible but I still do think of him when listening to it. I think it works in a “when the sunlight hits that man and his smile just right while we’re in his truck listening to good music and shooting the shit and he’s smoking and I don’t smoke but I want to take a hit off of whatever he’s smoking but the moment is so perfect I’m scared to ask” way and not a #badboy way. Do you understand the words im saying to you.
#I have problems and issues#and unfortunately this special interest has HANDS#anyways CAN YOU READ MY MIND IVE BEEN WATCHIN YOU#COULDNT FIGHT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE BUT HE LOOKS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL#btw not only could I not take a hit off that smoke I’m asthmatic#so doing so would be incredibly bad for me#DOUBLE IMPLICATION#*kickflip*#oh god and if you haven’t listened to crush by Ethel Cain GO LISYEN TO IT#go listen to everything from her#but mostly go listen to that#ellis l4d2#I wasn’t gonna tag this but I LNOOOWWW I’m spitting and I gotta be able to find it when I’m not high
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also. while i'm posting about the aftermath of s4 on the nyc crew. i totally get why people see oscar as spiraling hard after arthur's departure, and i agree that is a possible outcome, but what i really want is to see him take that very brief connection and pay it forward. the whole, "help others when you can't find a reason to help yourself" spiel that arthur gave him, let him use that as a motivator. like, maybe he wasn't able to save this one—but maybe he can save the next one. he's read enough of that bestiary to have a sense of what kinds of things are hiding in the dark corners of the world. and he's faced them! and he's come away—not unscathed, of course, certainly not unscathed, but alive. and even better, victorious. after so much pain and suffering, trying to help marie and her family but never knowing how, they did it. scratch is gone, along with its horrible crawly entourage. all it took was a little extra knowledge, a little bit of cleverness, a lot of courage. he's done it once. he can do it again.
maybe he's not gonna leave the church behind, but, i mean, st. jean-baptiste already serves mostly people who've fallen on hard times, who are being left behind by society. there's gotta be some more among their number who are haunted, or hunted, by something unknowable. and oscar starts to see them. he knows the look of someone whose understanding of the real and unreal has been challenged. and he starts to make it his mission to reach out to them, not because someone else comes along and charitably scoops him up and ropes him into monster-hunting, but because someone very dear once told him that he was good at helping, and that it was valuable, and important, and that it could be a reason to get up and put himself together in the mornings even when everything else felt pointless.
so he does. his community center gains a second life, as refuge for people stalked by demons and monsters and curses and the eyes of ancient gods. bc he may have lost what he thought was his purpose, but he's not going to insult his memory by just passively drinking it into oblivion. he's gonna honor it in the best way he can think of. by helping.
#the nemesis speaks#mv liveblog#malevanalysis#mv fic pitch#this was going to be a much shorter post and then i went back to part 36 to double check arthur's exact sentiment in the bar convo#and holy shit guys i have THOUGHTS. ABOUT THAT ONE. I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ACTUALLY.#like. the way arthur is so clearly seeing his old pre-parker self in oscar and is trying to give him the same hand up he was granted.#the whole sentiment of ''sometimes doing good for others can be a way to help yourself''#ESPECIALLY in contrast with what arthur is doing at that moment (going on an exorcism sidequest for marie)#the way arthur brushed off john's insistence in s3 that his guidance and companionship was important to john#and now he's investing all this time and energy into helping this Random Stranger??#ALSO re: arthur seeing himself in oscar. and specifically the ''maybe he's beyond saving'' / ''i'm glad parker didn't feel the same way''#and how john is just trying to get him to ditch oscar but what arthur hears is ''maybe YOU were beyond saving''#CONTRAST WITH: their tension over yellow and how john saw HIMSELF in yellow and arthur thought YELLOW was beyond saving#(grips your shoulders) do you see it!! DO YOU SEE IT...
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HAMMY'S POSTING. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MY FRIEND'S ART!! This time based on a little tidbit I dropped on @stcries at one point, hehe. Yes, Cola, your Tenna WILL be mentioned EVEN before his RP debut, teehee. It's been close to a couple of weeks since Chapter 3's release so I wanna talk about the crossover AU version!! Obviously, I will mention some DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS here, so check the read more under your own discretion!
In this AU, Tenna would not only absent himself several times during the The Legend of Tenna segments because of Toriel. He would also be informed of "two sudden guests" wrecking havoc all around set, terrorizing countless employees and sabotaging particular sets and the like. And, upon making it to the Green Room, he would find Skid and Pump trying to press a poor Zapper's buttons as if he were an elevator. Cue the exchange above which, from the Fun Gang's POV, would happen off-screen. They really are not supposed to be there and it shows!!
Before anyone asks: which door is Skid talking about here? Well, let us just say that Kris leaving the Dreemurrs' household door open would not only have resulted in Undyne coming in during the tail end of the chapter.
In comparison of Chapter 1.5 (which I still have to write, I know, shshshsh), the boys' appearance in Chapter 3 is pretty light in terms of plot-involvement. And also pretty lighthearted! In a similar vein to Lancer, they keep appearing here and here during the chapter's events, usually just to mess around. Tenna does not even make the attempt to give them jobs-- he is NOT dealing with any child labor laws.
Sans actively interrupting the boards and physical challenges, breaking into the S-Rank room, or harassing the Zapper guarding the Cold Place's door, the kids are granted full freedom around the TV World. Not because they have done anything to warrant it, Tenna just canNOT successfully trap them inside gachapon capsules. They can even enter the A-Rank and lower rooms because, well, who is going to stop them really? Susie would smuggle them in* anyways.
*She would actually do this upon letting Kris use the B-Rank Room's Ball Machine as intended and realizing that they WASTED a bunch of points on prizes she found to be lame. No, alas, Ralsei does not get to give his two cents on the ethics of shoving two single-digit-aged children into a gigantic gachapon machine for the sake of getting prizes for free. Like, even Lancer is a prize in there, that machine would be emptied in MINUTES.
A running gag all throughout this chapter would be, in Tenna's own words as he looks at the camera looking cheeky: "if it's not tied down, it can be stolen, simple as that" (thanks Cola hehe). Random bits and pieces of each set, ITEM chests, even bits from the boards and physical challenges themselves, somehow, would start vanishing at one point. Especially the gachapon capsules-- Tenna would trap the Fun Gang inside THE LAST THREE CAPSULES HE HAS LEFT just so they would play the Bonus Round with him. And, wanna guess what would happen once they build enough TP to use the TURNOFF act on the Zapper? THE CAPSULES WOULD BE GONE TOO!! THESE TWO WOULD HAVE STOLEN THE PARTY AS WELL!! All because Pump likes smashing the things open with his hammer!!
And so, they would become pretty useful as means to obtain ITEMs and EQUIPment the player might not have picked up during their adventure. Just trade some points, or other ITEMs, with them and no problem. So like a shop with a random bunch of stuff in it. It is pretty difficult to let two kids roam around a TV studio with so many bright and colorful things within their grasp. You could even get two extra controllers from them (just like the ones you can get from Lancer), though using them in the SNES puzzles would not be too different from using Ralsei's or Susie's controllers respectively. You get to play as 8-bit versions of the little guys though!
Once the Fun Gang is on its way to the Cold Place the second time to face Tenna, they will come across Skid and Pump one last time... trying to drag Lancer's petrified body* across the Green Room in hopes of getting Susie to do something about it. Not like she can. They were not present for Chapter 2 so they must have been pretty confused when they discovered their Darkner friend as a statue. This, funny enough, would come into play during Tenna's boss fight when Susie comes up with a new ACT: DROPLANCER. Basically, for a sizable amount of TP, she can command Skid and Pump (who will magically spawn above the TV set) to drop Lancer on Tenna's head to stun him and make a minigame last for longer, earning the party more points. And it should do damage to him but, because it is funny, it does not. It probably pisses him off and causes his attacks to do more damage the turn after, though.
All of this is because Tenna did not have a horror set ready, by the way. They become a massive pain in the neck ON PURPOSE, and everything they end up gather was likely destined to a horror set OF THEIR OWN MAKING. The Susiezilla set was cool, at least, at least they had SOMETHING MILDLY SPOOKY in the TV World. At least they could have fun doing their own thing throughout most of it. Like, these kids canonically LOVE watching TV! Tenna should have given them a bone at least!!
As to how Chapter 3 ends? Much like how Kevin got stabbed by the Happy Fella in SM4, they arrive to the aftermath. Susie and Kris are missing, Ralsei is not looking so hot, and their teacher Toriel was there all along?? And she is not waking up?? They even end up finding Tenna after he got torn into pieces before the party could, which is NOT good. They do not even get a full explanation of what happened because, well, they are little kids. They would not have understood it. Neither they should know about The Roaring Knight. They are VERY dangerous.
Looking at the bright side, the boys would be able to aid Susie, the Pippins and the Shadowguys with fixing Tenna. After all, they found him first! They even had a lot of fun on set, so it would be the least they could do for the man running the entire operation. And Pump is very knowledgeable about The Art of Fixing a TV Screen with a Hammer* and its varying degrees of effectiveness. Which totally did not freak Susie out the first time he did that. He wields a HUGE hammer, y'know?
*This practically involves hitting a TV screen's frame with a hammer, which can fix how the screen displays images. It does not fix A CRACKED SCREEN, but as a bandaid fix just to get Tenna's face back it would work.
After the events of Chapter 3, in Castle Town, the player might be able to trigger a particular interaction where Skid and Pump try to convince Tenna of doing something horror-related in the future. They would even have their own little pitch! It would probably involve Jack from Chapter 4 lmao. Those two are very, VERY persistent.
#🎃 •|| SAVED.#🎃 •|| DELTARUNE VERSE LORE.#💝 •|| OUT OF CHARACTER.#stcries#ofcobalt#dr spoilers#(Yes tagging YOU TWO because; duh; your particular muses are the ones featured here!!.)#(And yes there's already drawn Dark World!Skid content; I'm moving MOUNTAINS here.)#(Also ya'll ain't READY for my Chapter 4 post; not even I am; because it is the SUSIE Chapter and THE COOLEST NPC is there and you know!!.)#(DOUBLE ALSO this might come off as rambly so apologies about that; it's 4Am and my brain is fried from not sleeping last night.)#🎃 •|| FANART.#🎃 •|| KEEP LOOKING AT THE STARS!!.#💀 •|| WE JUST NEED A HAPPY FELLA TO MAKE US HAPPY.
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Just a reminder that Israel particularly likes to bomb Palestinians at night as a terror tactic, as its pitch black and no electricity and next-to-no internet, so that coverage and video evidence remains very little.
Like I said before, if you feel like your news feed is getting thinner, it’s intentional. Israel is still carpet bombing Palestinians like nothing is wrong.
#free palestine#end israeli apartheid#israeli terrorism#israeli war crimes#they’re on borrowed time#they know they lost the media narrative war#so now they’re doubling down on the genocide#as punishment for daring to speak against them#Allah save Palestine#As you’ve said in your book#Your Lord Never Forgets
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did everybody remember when atlus finally restored the attendant social link in the steam port and how stupid it actually was
#persona 4 spoilers#persona 4#p4#⛽️🌫#moel gas station attendant#izanami persona#souji seta#yu narukami#tohru adachi#margaret persona#marie persona#arttag#tappous#// 'you say good bye to your senpai' okay when do i see him again#// i wish there was a rank10 but margaret said her ex doesnt do 'taught and long lasting bonds' can i at least get a final boss skip#// looking through my liveblog of this was so stupid i havent even shown all the times i kept loading saves that were in-game months apart#// because the correct flags werent triggering and the sl just disappears from the sl menu like HOW can you lose a friend#// like i kept answering the wrong prompts. gestures wildly at the jester and aeon sl. THE DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE SICK!!!!#// the attendant part time job was still working though but it was just child labor at that point with nothing fun to do#// i feel like they really had to focus on marie for this one thats why the whole sl feels incomplete because IT ISS#// atls they just 'restored' this one for fandom points or something I DONT KNOW !!!#// it was so complicated to get this far it was so ambitious but i guess it flopped by the end and we're supposed to chalk it up as 'lore'#// also heard how the last update fuckkeed it up so bad they got rid of the sl again because nobody could play it LMAOOO#// mimis so quirky like that okayy thats it for this week my dearest customers GOODNIGHT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#cw unreality#gsa sl au
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I need this Myriad Celestia trailer like I need air in my lungs.
#[ out of character. ] don't bend or water it down. don't try to make it logical. rather: follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ she's so awake in my head and i have so much to talk about-- save me. just save me. ]#[ also i have 3 hours of /mentoring/. i like this training i do. but 4ish hours of mentoring on a friday after so much continuous teams...#[ is killing me a bit. i need mental stimulation. i'm exhausted cause my brain is rendered to dullness because of mentoring. ]#[ it's not even a 1 on 1. it's with the whole group. so it's like a monday morning during university. ]#[ where your most complex class is a double hour first thing in the morning with the most monotone teacher who means well. ]#[ but meaning well doesn't make reality any less... reality. ]#[ but also 8 hours of equivalent of teams meetings does dull your brain. but i'm thriving on jingliu meta in my head. ]#[ i got this. ]
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everyone talks about solas+anders+morrigan, nobody talks about the TRUE and most DEVASTATING betrayal in dragon age:
the way my heart was absolutely shattered. the way i've still not recovered from this and perhaps never will. he was everything to me, the love of my life and he threw it all away like it meant nothing
#i mean i dont rly think morrigan betrayed u personally. she just left. but still#dragon age#dragon age origins#brosca#brosca best origin the involvement in the orzammar questline is SO good.#compared to aeducan which i found underwhelming tbh. like you cant even talk to bhelen if you dont side with him#which for many aeducans makes no sense to do. like you can double cross him i guess which is poetic justice#but again that depends on if your character would do that#leske#also i saved this from google and the file was called 'leske needs to explain himself' TRUE
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Praying the latest heist gets pulled off!
#tattoo please don't do your boy dirty AGAIN#i feel like boss is going to put save on the team to make sure they don't double cross him#no idea#jack and joker#jack & joker
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It is so cold (Australian cold) and I am hiding in my office bc I’m waiting for the sun to come up so that it will be less cold (Australian cold) but my hands are too cold (Australian cold) to draw so instead I’m listening to a critical breakdown of Supernatural podcast of all things and can’t believe that the first season came out in 2006 rip
#teeth chatters#I am OLD#also I got the job I went for! I will be doubling my income and be spending a lot of time on the train#draw on the train! I hear you say#except it is not appropriate to be rendering honkers in uniform in public#don’t worry I’m also disappointed#should I get a steam deck so I can just play hades 2 the whole time ???#now I will be able to afford whatever my cat needs and also that life save vaporeon plush#and that ring that is also a pool which I hold great lust for#and maybe a grey warden tattoo with my best friend forever#don’t you think that would be fun ????#if we ignore how much dragon age has fallen off#oh to die in 10 years of the blight but make incredible friends along the way#gotta finish always sunny redraws but maybe I overcommitted#but maybe the idea is enough#the other day my obnoxious boss asked if I could draw or if I could DRAW and I was like man I dunno and he kept pressing so I showed him…#… my chase pic bc it’s one of my only solo pics where someone is clothed (oop) and he was like oh.#then proceeded to ask me to draw him a bunch of 80s action heroes for free#AS U CAN SEE SIR I DONT DRAW REALISM ALSO I HATE YOU AND IT WOULD TAKE HOURS OMG NO#also people who live in actual cold places just don’t understand Australian cold we have no clothes or infrastructure for this#every time you go in a house in Germany mid winter the houses are warm#here you will freeze to death in the space between the heater and your bed#also maybe I’m anaemic#during a long shift in the mountains last week I would’ve done anything to be warm so I ended up on tinder#now have to deal with the consequences of my actions aka men talking to me bc they find me attractive#huge mistake on my part#call me Casper the way I’m ghosting#I’m sorry for the sweet things I said when I was cold#I can’t#love you my only love is the sea
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