#Dr McPhee

[somebodywithawifi]

I had a vision Joan style

[secretly-larry-daley]

You probably knew but there's literally 14 tagged LarPhee fic's on AO3... I was honestly... Amazed to find out about that many!

Oh I know right! I a lot of them have been written by my friend!! You’d probably know them as BaconWrappedRainbows (and if you haven’t read any of the fics, you really should. They’re really great.) I hope more people find the ship and write for it! Honestly would make my day. LarPhee is such a comfort for me. I hope it can be for others too.

Also you should definitely join me in my conquest of finding LarPhee shippers /nf

[professional-termite]

might draw some characters from the crack muppets most wanted/natm au so be prepared

[the-suicidal-lizard]

So...

Is Night at the Museum 4: Kahmunrah Rises Again being classed as cannon by people, or...?

Besides the insulting lack of Jedtavius, (and lack of the ongoing gag of “small men do something that’s horrifying to them, yet nothing to us (i.e. the car tire, the squirrel, and the vent), this isn’t what the post is about... it’s about the inconsistencies.

Like, yeah sure there were a few in the original three, but they weren’t show stopping, or ruining the magic, or even confusing things, such as; Cecil Fredrick’s implying that he only found out about the magic of the tablet when he took the job as a Night Guard, and then enjoyed the magic. But, in the third movie it’s as if he knew ALL ALONG. No mention of Rebecca in the second movie, none of the “Amelia Earhart Look-Alike” in the third. Or,  Kahmunrah being wax rather than being a mummy. But, I can overlook that...

HOWEVER!

I will not overlook the magnitude in NATM 4.

Let’s talk inconsistencies.

There was no Joan of Arc in the original 3. Yes, I understand WHY they did this, but still, it was never even mentioned there was an exhibit dedicated to her. (Did they get a section for her between films?)

There was a severe lack of Teddy/Sacagawea, as if it was forgotten. (As there was of Jedtavius, but I can see why they cut that out.)

Larry has meant to have moved on, went to college, got a degree, and gone into teaching, yet he’s back at the museum??? Working as a night guard??? NATM 3 is about moving on, and letting go, but... now he’s back...

Where was Don??? Y’know? Erica’s boyfriend??? Don is never really brought up again in the next two films after the first, but they were dating, enough that Nicky sorta looked up to him and Erica trusted him to pick up Nicky. Did they break up, and it was never mentioned???? Ever...

And that’s another thing, Nicky’s meant to be in college at this point. To reiterate, that was the point of the third film, moving on and becoming better. Remember, one of the conflicts was Nicky had no idea what he wanted to do, he wanted to go DJ and Larry wanted him to go to college. He should not in High School. Not to mention, Nicky was flirting with that girl in the third movie at the very beginning, and didn’t appear to have a girlfriend, and the way NATM 4 implies that he’s TOTALLY gone for Mia, it would seem that they would be a “power couple”.

ANOTHER THING! Dr. McPhee is let on in the secret at the end of NATM 3. He is made aware that everything in the museum comes to life at night, and he sees it, and he’s amazed, he even finds it rather funny. Yet in NATM 4, he has no idea they come to life, and Nicky is trying to usher him out the door. And, McPhee seems to hate Nicky and Larry, despite in the end rather liking Larry and being thankful to him for taking the fall for the entire situation with the exhibits attacking.

ALSO, where is Ahkmenrah??? Did he just... vanish? Does he no longer exist??? Did he go back to England???

Which is also ANOTHER point. The reason at the end of NATM 3 everything came to life, was because it is a moving exhibit and was visiting New York. It doesn’t stay in one place for a long time, so it seems to have moved on from The Museum of Natural History, so... why does The Museum of Natural History STILL have the tablet? It should have gone with Ahkmenrah and the English Exhibit, and if it didn’t, Dr. McPhee would have probably been arrested. And, that’s what the exhibits wanted in NATM 3, for Ahkmenrah to have the tablet, and to be with his family.

Maybe the moving exhibit is still there? If so, what about Tilly??? She should still be there too, and I don’t think she would leave Laa, nor would Laa leave Tilly again. And if they did stay, Tilly would have been a good Night Guard rather than Nicky. And if they’re still there, where is Lancelot??? Where is Merenkahre and Shepseheret??? Where is Trixie??? (Therefore, it’s my belief that the moving exhibit is no longer there.)

Not finished yet! Another thing to note is... Kahmunrah is meant to be dead. Remember, he was pushed into the Afterlife through the Gate to the Underworld, right? Well, why and how is he back? “But OP, it’s another wax figure” I can hear some of you yelling; then why does he know what happened? If it’s a different wax figure, he shouldn’t know. Remember in NATM 2, when Larry found a bust of Teddy and Teddy had no idea who Larry was??? I do! So... it’s CLEARLY meant to be the same Kahmunrah.

Maybe it takes place between NATM 2 and 3??? But, it can’t! Because, Laa is there, and Laa was only introduced at the beginning of NATM 3. If Laa wasn’t there, I would have rather easily been able to say “it takes place between NATM 2 and 3″, but because he is, it means it’s MEANT to be after 4.

Maybe it takes place DAYS after the end of NATM 3??? Again, Larry and Nicky shouldn’t be there, the English Exhibits and Tilly should still be there, McPhee should know what’s going on, and Kahmunrah still shouldn’t remember/should not be alive and Akhmenrah should have been there.

There’s probably more, such as posters and pictures shouldn’t be moving in the Museum of Natural History, which is why Larry found the Smithsonian so cool, because the pictures moved unlike theirs, and they shouldn’t be used as portals as it was NEVER referenced before.

Also, the fact Joan had powers and Seth was a real God which should be impossible, given the fact everything else in the museum’s don’t work like that. Like sure, things like volcanoes blowing up is a thing, but like... besides things directly tied to the Tablet, things so as magic, permanent damage and stuff isn’t real.

Joan had hallucinations and more than likely a mental illness, so to see it used like THAT was just so not good. (A way with words I know) Yes, she had visions and later they came true, but the way it was used was wrong. As if what Joan saw was fact, rather than Joan having a mental illness, and trying to fulfill it. (There is nothing wrong with having mental health issues, or anything like that. I just believe the way they used her mental health and her hallucinations was wrong.)

And Seth... while I can see something like this being done, it was the fact it was done with laser eyes, like... THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! The tablet doesn’t seem to let that sort of thing happen. (But, then again actually; given that Seth is more tied to the tablet I think it could. I think my main issue with that is; the laser eyes. I think it angered me more than I thought it did.)

So, yeah take this rant... I clearly didn’t like NATM 4... oops

[such-a-radical]

[daley-devices]

Had a few... minor hiccups in terms of my last job. So I've, uh, been forced to broaden my horizons.

I'm trying to stay positive.

But hey, this job looks decent. Should I give it a shot?

[nicholasdaily]

Master Daley, a word if you please.

Does your father have any friends?

Yeah, he’s got friends! There’s Teddy and Jedediah and- Uh, you know, the actors for the night program. Then there’s also this one duck that I think he’s befriended at the park...

[drmcphee]

Have you ever watched Howels Moving Castle?

No. Its an 'an-i-may', isn't it? Quite frankly, I'm an adult. I don't watch children's television- no, Im far too old- sophiscated. I'm far far too sophisticated for that child-cartoon nonsense.

I'm sure @nickolas-daley has, teens will watch anything these days.

[mydeadmanstale]

And you thought I just had bad art and ideas but no! There’s also bad editing!

Most of these hcs make me really happy so I hope y’all like them!

[r-ya-fruity]

More NatM Infection Au

Since I don't exactly know what to do plot wise, I just transferred the writing I did from before and improved on it. I know I definitely need to work more on their personalities BUT this is what I have so far!

Larry, Tilly and Dr. McPhee. Idk if I mentioned this but this takes place after the third movie where the British Museum still has Ahkmenrah at the Museum of Natural History n such, lol.

[profdrlachfinger]

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[secretly-larry-daley]

I have this hc that Dr. McPhee and Dominic Badguy (from Muppets: Most Wanted) are actually twin brothers and have this twin rivalry.

Dominic is always trying to steal shit from the museum while Dr. McPhee is trying to get a fucking restraining order on his ass 😭😭 He’s yet to have succeeded, but he’s trying guys.

[professional-termite]

hi guys i would be uploading real art for natm rn but my cat is sprawled out in my lap and i dare not disturb him to get up and grab my drawing tablet so heres some stuff i drew in my notes app. happy 21st of september to all who celebrate

[wonderlands-ass]

I am revolted at how little love there is for my bitch Boyz Ivan, al and Napoleon outside of fanfics of al and Napoleon fucking and Ivan just not existing.

Let them be a stupid family with kah >:c

Anyhow I've been mind parasited with a new natm AU.

I present to you, haunted mansion au.

Idea:

Larry has gotten a letter saying someone from his family line has passed a really long time ago but they just recently found there last wishes thingy, in it it stats that an immediate are will receive the deed to their mansion.

Larry and Nicky go to this mansion and they're like "whoa this shit old and gross" when they look from the outside.

But like the inside of the house is like pretty strangely decorated with all kinds a stuff from different time periods and shit.

The person who gave them the actual deed to the mansion (Dr McPhee) says that the original owners wanted to turn the building into a museum hotel thing where every room would be a different time period.

Think for instance about a room for Egypt, this is then decorated in the entire style of Egypt. There would be hieroglyphics on the walls and then also actual artifacts on display (cough cough the tablet for instance).

So Larry and Dr McPhee sight a contract to actually get the place cleaned up and renovated so that plan can actually be a thing.

And during that Larry and Nicky decide to sleep and stuff in the building (idk just imagine Larry got evicted or something). But they start to notice sone weird things going on.

For inctence a armor statue in the hall (Lancelot) keeps moving and looking at them.

Certain rooms have some strange problem's with wind, noices and electrical shit.

just the idea that the rooms haunted by specific ghosts also give people in the rooms the issues that the people had when they died, that sounds really weird to say it like that so immagine the cowboy room got issues with leakage (Jed probably drowned at least that's my head Canon of how he died) and People in that room struggle to breathe. That kinda shit.

But yeah that... That's it.

I feel insane ranting this much about something holy shit.

[kittylover776]

McPhee: *grumbling about work* Working the night shift. What a stupid idea! Who wants a coffee at three in the morning?

[meanwhile, inside the museum]

Larry: *looking up at clock* Oh boy, three A.M.! *pulls out coffee thermos from under desk and starts drinking*