#Dwayne Johnson bio

[star0mania]

Twilight OC because I don't fucking know anymore-

"The word students mostly use is..." "Tempestous?" "More like bitchy"

Name: Alexis Robin Cullen

Name Meaning: First Name: Alexis- Protector of humanity  Middle Name: Robin- a bird Last Name:  Cullen- Good-looking lad

Title: The  Hellhound

Nicknames: Alex (preferred name) Al (Bella and Alice) Rory (Edward, Jacob and Jasper) Robin (Emmet and Rosalie) Mittens (Edward and Alice) Little one, my little star (Belinda) Sis, Ri-Ri (Bea) Auntie Ria (Hailey) Ria (friends)

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Age:   Physical Age: 17

Ages throughout the saga: Twilight: 15 Twilight New moon:  16 Twilight Eclipse: 17 Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 1: 18 Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2: 19

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Bisexual

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Species: vampire

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Date Of Birth: August 10th 1990

Place Of Birth: Miami, America 

Date Of Death:  N/A

Place of Death:  Forks, Washington

Cause of Death: N/A 

Abilities:  Basic vampire abilities Improved speed Exceptional self-control

Special Ability: shapeshifting (can shapeshift to any human or animal)

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Nationality:  American

Languages:  English Korean Spanish Italian 

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Schooling: Forks Highschool

Previous Occupation: Ice Cream place employee, student at Forks Highschool Current occupation: Music Producer

Previous Resident:  Miami, America 

Current Resident: Forks Washington 

First Appearance: Twilight

Last Appearance: The twilight saga: part 2

Status: alive

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Played by: Julia Stiles and Raegan Revord for younger self Voice: Julia Stiles and Raegan Revord  

Eye color: dark blue

Hair color: dirty blonde

Hair texture: wavy/curly

Hair length: long

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Appearances: 

Twilight The Twilight Saga: New Moon The Twilight Saga: Eclipse  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part one The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part two

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Mental Health: Anxiety Disorder  Hypomnesia

Fears: Hydrophobia: Fear of water Nosocomephobia: Fear of hospitals

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Positive Traits: Confident Kind  Caring Loyal Courageous Brave Sassy Bold Adventurous  Independent Protective

Negative Traits: Sarcastic  Rebellious  Secretive  Childish (rare trait) Lazy(rare trait) Can feel guilty easily Struggles to open up to people

Skills: Hacking Coding Writing Art Lock-picking LyingSoccer

Hobbies: Baking Singing Writing Reading Archery  Dancing Skateboarding  Playing soccer

Likes: Animals Her guitar  Her computer Wolves Nature Music HorsesReading

Dislikes: Dresses Snobs The volturi Socializing  School  Homework Makeup The heat homophobics Salmon Her cat sneeze Needles

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Drinking: sometimes

Smoking: sometimes

Addictions: n/a

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Pet: Batty- Australian Cattle Dog- female Simba- Golden Retriever- male

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Best Friends: Bella Swan Alice Cullen Jasper Hale

Close Friends: Rosalie Hale Carlisle Cullen Emmet Cullen Esme Cullen Edward Cullen Jacob Black (long lost friend)

Friends: Eric Yorkie Mike Newton Angela Webber Jessica Stanley 

Frenemies: The werewolf pack

Enemies: The volturi  James Victoria Laurent 

Family: Carlisle Cullen- Father Esme Cullen- Mother Edward Cullen- Brother Alice Cullen- Sister Belinda- Bio Mum (deceased) (played by Idina Menzel) Jaybird- younger bio brother (deceased) (played by George Henry Davidson)  Bea Austin- older sister (deceased)  (played by Sophia Carson) (age: 17-20 in Alexis's tale) Jack Austin- brother-in-law (deceased) (played by Joseph Quinn) Nick- Bio Dad (unknown) (played by Dwayne Johnson)   Jacob Black- Imprint/Mate Mindy Black- daughter (played by Jenna Ortega) (special power: Fire control) Jazzy Black- daughter (played by Zendaya) (special power: water control) Chad Black- son (played by Mason Gooding)(special power: electricity control) Annika Austin- niece (Played by Sadie Sink)(special power: Ice/snow control) (age: 1- 8(in Alexis's Tale(a book I'm finna write), same ages as Seth in the rest of the saga) (Crush: Seth Clearwater)

Annika in the rest of the saga:

(Alexis's tale)

(Twilight)

(New Moon)

(Eclipse)

(Breaking Dawn)

"Ugh, you want me to shift, you don't want me to shift! Choose a lane!" "And now you're a boy." "I am today."

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"Before you ask, I brought the dog in."

Love Interests:

Past Love Interests: None. Well, a teen named Rick had a crush on her but they're just good friends

Current Love Interest:  Jacob Black

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Ship Name: Jalex

Relationship trope:  Long lost friends to enemies Starcrossed lovers enemies to friends friends to lovers soulmates 

Relationship headcannons: -TBA-

Relationship playlist: Love will find a way- TLK 2 I Won't Say I'm in Love- Hercules Bella Notte- Lady and the  Tramp A Thousand Years- Christina Perri True Love- P!nk Rewrite the Stars- The Greatest Showman You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift Love Story- Taylor Swift Someday- Z-O-M-B-I-E-S We're of the same pride- TLG Neverland- Zendaya Faded- Sara Farrel version Photograph (female and male version)- Ed Sheeran Perfect- Ed Sheeran Happier- Ed Sheeran Shut Up and Dance- WALK THE MOON Marry You- Bruno Mars Beautiful  to me- Ollie Murs Mary on a Cross- Ghost Hello Hello- Elton John and Lady Gaga Love me like you do- Ellie Goulding 

Relationship variants: Gamora + Peter Quill- GOTG Wanda Maximoff + Vision- MCU Max + Lucas- Stranger Things Kiara + Kovu- TLK 2 Bluestar + Oakheart- Warrior Cats Brightheart + Cloudtail- Warrior  Cats Bella + Arrow- Survivors Hanna + Caleb- Pretty Little Liars Kat + Patrick- 10 Things I Hate About You Maggie + Glenn- The Walking Dead Michonne + Rick- The Walking Dead  Millie +  Moxxie- Hellvua Boss Elle  + Tao- Heartstopper Katherine + Danny- Just Go With It Angel + Scamp- Lady and the Tramp 2 Lady + Tramp- Lady and the Tramp Jenna + Balto- Balto Juliet + Gnomeo- Gnomeo and Juliet

Relationship Aesthetic: 

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Trivia: Alex lives in her own huge house with the help from  Carslie so she can provide for Hailey after her sister died.She mostly shapeshifts into a lioness. Its basically her  spirit animal lolShe met Jacob when she was in the forest one timeOut of everyone in the family, Emira likes Alice and Rosalie the bestAlex loves to play with her dogs and play on her guitar She got bullied when she was little Alex used to own a bunny named Frothy but he went missing ;w;

Backstory: Alexis was born to Belinda, a vampire and Nick, another vampire on the 10th of August before her brother, Jaybird and along with their younger sister Bea. Belinda was a huge role model in her life where her dad was hardly around. Their mom warned them about the werewolves. They hanged out with the Cullens whenever both of their parents were busy. When she was 8, she met Jacob and played with him but was cut short when her mom took her away from him, telling him his family was part of the werewolves. So, she never hanged with him again.  Soon enough, when a fight between the Volturi and their family broke out, the dad ran away in cowardly fear and her mother and brother died. Alex and Bea cried next to their mother and brother that night and she grew distance between her sister.

A few years later, Bea and a vampire named Jack  Austin, soon having a child with him. Alex noticed something off with Jack and tried to tell Bea but Bea wouldn't  listen. Alex gave up and looked after Hailey whenever her sister or brother-in-law were busy and grew attached to her. She soon met Jacob again when she told him off for going onto vampire territory. Bea and Alex continued going to school, hence Carlisle helping them with school fees cause he's ✨rich✨. After getting into an argument  with Bea one time, Bea got ran over   by a car and passed away and Jack left, leaving Alex with Hailey. She soon started hanging out with Jacob,  giving up with everything and they both slowly started to develop  feelings for each other. By the time they were 17, they started to secretly date, the pack and Cullens soon finding out and who   knows what happens next :)

Character variations: Gamora (ROTG) Kiara (TLK) Kat Stradford (10 Things I Hate About You) Megara (Hercules) Sidney Prescott (Scream) Mindy Meeks-Martin (Scream) Bella (Survivors) Missy (Young Sheldon) Bluestar (Warriors) Loona (Hellvua Boss) Octavia  (Hellvua Boss) Megara (Hercules) MJ (Spiderman) Nimona (Nimona) Hanna (Pretty Little Liars)

Memorable Quotes: "What is this, asshole day?!" -Alex to a few classmates when they didn't leave her alone

"I guess in this society, being a male and an asshole makes you  worthy of our time" -Alex to a few classmates when they were being jerks

"Who's ready to get FUCKED?!" -Alex to a few friends when they're drunk

"Hey...you have a   bit of oceanic blue glimmer in your eyes" -Alex to Jacob when they're hanging out at night

"Holy shit, Carslie!" -Alex to Carslie when he showed her, her  new house

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right; I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." -Alex in English and Literacy class, reading a poem out loud about Jacob lol

Theme song: All Is Found

Annika and Alex:

Bea and Alex:

Jaybird and Alex:

(Art not mine) (If ya see any references, ykwyk)

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OC #2

"Hey, leave him alone!"

Name: Annika Daisy Austin

Name Meaning:  First Name:  Annika- grace Middle Name: Daisy- a small plant Last Name:  Austin- capital of Texas

Title: The Hellhound's Cousin

Nicknames: -TBA-

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Age: Physical Age: 

Ages throughout the saga: Alexis's Tale: 1-8 Twilight: 10 Twilight New moon: 12 Twilight Eclipse: 14 Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 1: 16 Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2: 18

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her/they

Sexuality: Pansexual

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Species: vampire

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Date Of Birth: May 8th 2005

Place Of Birth: Forks,  Washington

Date Of Death: N/A

Place of Death: N/A

Cause of Death: N/A

Abilities: Basic vampire abilities Improved speed Exceptional self-control

Special Ability: Ice powers (elsa)

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Nationality: American

Languages: English

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Schooling: Forks Highschool

Previous Occupation: Forks Primary Current occupation: N/A

Previous Resident: Forks, Washington

Current Resident: Forks Washington

First Appearance: Alexis's Tale

Last Appearance: The twilight saga: part 2

Status: alive

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"The Volturi? Really? We gotta be afraid of a guy who looks like a rat?"

Played by: Sadie Sink

Voice: Sadie Sink

Eye color: ocean blue

Hair color: red

Hair texture: wavy/curly

Hair length: long

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Appearances: Alexis's  Tale Twilight The Twilight Saga: New Moon The Twilight Saga: Eclipse The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part one The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part two

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Mental Health: N/A

Fears: -tba-

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Positive Traits: Confident Kind Caring Loyal Courageous Brave Sassy Bold Adventurous Independent Protective

Negative Traits: Sarcastic Rebellious Secretive Childish (rare trait) Lazy(rare trait)

Skills: Skateboarding  Baking Painting Drawing

Hobbies: Singing Writing Reading Skateboarding

Likes: Animals Her guitar Her computer Wolves Nature Music Horses Reading

Dislikes: Snobs The volturi Socializing School Homework The heat homophobics Salmon Needles

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Drinking: n/a

Smoking: n/a

Addictions: n/a

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Pet: Batty- Australian Cattle Dog- female Simba- Golden Retriever- male

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Best Friends: Bella Swan Alice Cullen Jasper Hale

Close Friends: Rosalie Hale Carlisle Cullen Emmet Cullen Esme Cullen Edward Cullen

Friends: Eric Yorkie Mike Newton Angela Webber Jessica Stanley Jacob Black Seth Clearwater Leah Clearwater

Frenemies: The werewolf pack

Enemies: The volturi James Victoria Laurent

Family: Belinda-grandmother (deceased) (played by Idina Menzel) Jaybird- younger bio brother (deceased) (played by George Henry Davidson) Bea Austin- bio mother (deceased) (played by Sophia Carson) (age: 17-20 in Alexis's tale) Jack Austin- bio father (deceased) (played by Joseph Quinn) Nick- grandfather(unknown) (played by Dwayne Johnson) Seth Clearwater- Imprint/Mate

"For the last time, I ain't Elsa-"

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"You're not bad yourself"

Love Interests:

Past Love Interests: none

Current Love Interest: Seth Clearwater

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Ship Name: Sethikka

Relationship trope: Friends to Lovers Starcrossed lovers soulmates

Relationship headcannons: -TBA-

Relationship playlist: True Colors- Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake Didn't Know I could Feel This Way- Lady and the Tramp I Don't Care- Emma Heesters 

Relationship variants: Cloudtail + Brightheart- Warriors Scamp + Angel- Lady and the Tramp 2 Nala + Simba- The Lion King  Rani + Kion- The Lion Guard Elle + Tao- Heartstopper Gwen Stacey + Peter Parker- TASP

Relationship Aesthetic: -tba-

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Trivia: -TBA-

Backstory: Annika Daisy Austin was born on the 8th of May 2005 to Bea and Jack Austin. She loved her parents and aunt dearly and they loved her back. Whenever her parents weren't around, she hanged out with her aunt, Alex. But everything took a turn for the worse when her parents died. Alex was forced to look after Annika. But everything sorta worked out for the both of them.

A few years later, she meets Seth when they are training to fight Victoria's vampire crew in Eclipse. They became friends and as time passed, she developed a small crush on him. She teased him playfully sometimes but other times, she was good friends with him. They met again when Edward and Bella got married and hung out secretly when no one was looking. They soon became a couple while Edward and Bella were on their honeymoon. And time will tell what happens next :D

Character variations: Brightheart (Warriors) Gwen Stacey (TASP) Angel (Lady and the Tramp 2) Hailey (TMF) Milly (TMF) Claire (Tales of Arcadia series)

Memorable Quotes: -Tba-

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A/N: link to poll - let me know how you’d swipe! It’s completely anonymous. Left: ❌ right: ✅

Johnny & Mark’s profiles

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any businesses or places, events or incidents, and portrayal of characters are fictitious.

—JUNGWOO, 24 / SWIPE RIGHT

BIO: Let’s interlock our toes together underneath the moonlight. Looking for something wholesome I am a good boy after all 😘😘 UWU

ANTHEM: Savage ~ Megan Thee Stallion

FIRST MESSAGE: sooooo do u think America faked the moon landing or what? Kinda sus if u ask me

FIRST DATE: Jumping around at a trampoline park trying to mimic each other’s tricks. Nothing can stop him… not even a few face plants when he does some flips. He hit the juju on that beat a couple of times outta no where

Has so much energy??? And the spirit of a child??? Jungwoo is fun so keep UP

—JAEHYUN, 25 / SWIPE RIGHT

BIO: new to the city and looking for a tour guide to show me around. last pic is me after i realized the rock and dwayne johnson are the same person lol

ANTHEM: Sunsetz ~ Cigarettes after sex

FIRST MESSAGE: hey how’s it going?

FIRST DATE: Exploring the city through bar hopping. You spend the date drinking and trying to figure out which joint has the best chicken wings (hint: it’s the first place but getting lost in your hometown with him is wayyy more fun)

Sounds like a dry texter so it’s hard to get to know him through messages. Shows his true colours in person and actually has a really great sense of humour

[firstsportznews]

Who is the new member of Anoa'i that can make his debut in WWE?

The Anoa’i family has undoubtedly been the most dominant wrestling family in the history of the sport If a family has members like, The Rock, Yokozuna, Rikishi, Roman Reigns, The Usos, Solo Sikoa, Afa, Sika, Umaga, one can imagine just the passion that flows in the family.

To add to the list of Samoan Superstars, Rikishi recently posted a photo of his fourth son introducing him to the pro-wrestling audience, Solo and the Usos’ brother Jeremiah who goes by the nameofThamikoT. Fatu was introduced by his father, WWE Hall of Famer Rikishi on Instagram recently with the caption,

"Another one. Get ready #thamikotuuhetokafatu #Tokollso THAMI KO T. FATU #FatuLegacy for bookings contact link in bio.. tows

The list of accolades by the Anoa’i family are too many to list dating back to the 80s when High Cheif Peter Maivia, Afa and Sika (The Wild Samoans) were the big players in the game. The family name was then carried further by the likes of WWE Hall of Famers, Yokozuna and Rikishi who ruled the 90s along with arguably the biggest drawer in the pro-wrestling business, Dwayne 'The Rock’ Johnson.

Umaga was portrayed as a dominant Somoan bulldozer in the late 2000s who unfortunately passed away before he could reach his fullest potential in WWE. The 2010s saw the rise of the next generation of the Anoa’i family to dominate the tag division of WWE for almost a decade in the form of Jey and Jimmy Usos.

They are currently one of the best tag-team in the sport. 2022 saw the call-up of their younger brother Solo Sikoa to the main roster from NXT, who has been a wrecking force for the Bloodline since his debut in September last year.

Apart from them, the biggest star that the WWE got from this family is the current reigning defending undisputed Universal WWE Champion Roman Reigns. His title reign is set to complete 1000 days which has not been seen in the past 40 years of the championship. It is not at all surprising how successful most of the members from the family have been looking at the level of effort they put into their work.

Yokozuna was known for his skills in the ring despite being over 500 pounds, unfortunately, passed away in 2000 at a very young age. He is still looked upon by all his peers as a great professional wrestler.

Dwayne 'The Rock’ Johnson became one of the top-grossing actors in Hollywood after ruling the most successful era in pro-wrestling along with the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, The Undertaker, Mankind and fellow Samoan Rikishi. Apart from the success in WWE, Rikishi also had brief runs in other promotions such as TNA in the early 2000s.

Looking at the rich history of this family, it won’t be surprising to see Thamiko in WWE and put on a dominant performance just like his brothers and other family members.

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Afa Jr. 👑☝🏾🩸

#Repost @figlehighvalley

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What’s in a name?⁠

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While he may be the namesake of a man who helped spawn professional wrestling’s Samoan dynasty—as well as cousin of prowrestler-turned-actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson—Afa Anoa’i, Jr. has certainly made a name for himself.⁠

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Read his story at the link in our bio.

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Bio: Donkey Kong the Third, Son of DK Jr and Mama Kong was born as not only one of the Seven Star Children but the oldest of the Quadruplets (Scar Kong *Second Oldest*, Funky Kong *Second Youngest* and Swanky Kong *Youngest Quadruplet*) of Kongo Bongo Island. While he was growing up, He had a strong connection with his father scene they like to do things like father and son. He loves his mom *Though be a bit embracing* and DK SR aka Cranky *As he talks smack to everyone in a Cranky mode but told him stories about*

DK is next in line to become King of the island. While most folks would be eager to become a ruler, DK isn't quite sure if he can do it. He doesn't know why HE would be chosen and not any of his siblings. Scar found this out the hard way the true reason is because DK was the oldest of the Quadruplets, Which ends up as Scar's fit of anger and tries to take the Crystal Coconut. Scar was sent away by Jr but dissapared soon after. DK was unsure what happened tp the both of them after that fight. He tries to ask Funky and Swanky but they won't tell him. He watched at the top of Kongo Bongo hoping one day, Scar and His Father will return.

When DK and his Brothers were adults, they move out to start their new lives, To prepare him, his grandfather put him through rigorous training and Battle Arenas. But DK would rather spend his days hanging out with his best friends, Diddy Kong and Funky Kong, swinging on vines, rocking on the bongos and enjoying some bananas and spending time with his girlfriend, Candy Kong. This would take time before DK will learned before DK will protect the Magical Crystal Coconut.

When Mario, Princess Peach and Toad made it to Kongo Bongo Island, DK battled Mario but was defeated and now have to help Mario along with the Kong Army to defeat Bowser. This would later become best friends with Mario along with other allies, While ignoring Cranky the fact he shouldn't be talking to Mario on certain adventures, parties and adventures. All of this wouldn't take long before DK and The Kong Klan began to have a thorn on their side who vowed to steal the Kongs Crystal Coconut in able to rule the Island called The Kremlings and their leader, King K.Rool.

The Kremlings first invaded ths island and steal the Crystal Coconut, DK along with his nephew Diddy manage to stop the Kremlings. The second invasion, DK tries to stop K Rool as Kaptian K Rool but Found out that he teams with Scar Kong and got captured. He was later rescued by Diddy and Dixie. Over the years it was just DK doing his thing join Mario's quests along with adventures of his own. He along with the other Kong's put a stop to the Kremlings attended to steal the crystal or blow up Kongo Bongo, Evil Kong's, Taki Tribe and The Snow Vikings.

Overtime he continue to protect the island and help out his friends the old and the new, guard the Crystal Coconut and Defeat King K Rool's Empire who tries to do anything to make a move. DK eventfully marries Candy and would be planning to start a family when the time was right. He still likes to have fun, he has become a mighty warrior and has earned the name of "King Donkey Kong the Third."

Voice Actor: Dwayne Johnson

Appearance: To all of DK designs, I make his head fur have a bit an extra touch to it as his body fur was changed its appearance a bit.

Age: 31

Height:6.4 incs

Weight: 190 ibs

Personality: Laid Back, Loving, Kind Hearted, Adventurous, Proactive, Pop Singer, Naive and Scatterbrained

Favorite Foods: Banana's and Banana Cream Pie

Family: (Grandparents) Cranky Kong and Wrinkly Kong *Deceased*, (Parents) Donkey Kong Jr *Deceased or Vanished* and Mama Kong, (Siblings) Scar Kong *Vanished or Deceased*, Funky Kong and Swanky Kong, (Siblings in law, Nephews and Nieces) Roxanne Kong, Diddy Kong *Best Friend/Sidekick* Goldie Kong and Loxie Kong

Allies: Animal Buddies, Candy Kong *Wife*, Dixie Kong, Kiddie Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong, Eddie the Yeti, Bluster Kong *Sometimes for the Both of them*, K.Lumsy, Snide, The Super Mario Bros and Sis, Princess Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Amatory, Gill Koopa, Mushroom Kingdom Residents, Kong Clan Members and The Jungle Kingdom Residents

Enemies: King K Rool *Arch Nemisis*, Krusha, Klump, Krunch, Kalypso *Sometimes*, Waluigi *Sometimes*, Kudgle, Kip, Kass, Kopter, Kremlings Army *Kritters, Klaptraps, Krochead, Rock Krock, Koin, Kobble, Bazuka, Kopter, Koindozer, Kasplat, Kosha, Knocka, Re-Koil, Krobot and Krash*, Kaptian Skurvy and his Pirate Kremlings *Klobber, Klomp, Klinger, Kaboing, Kruncha, Kutlass, Krook, Klank and Kaboom*, Captian Syrup *Sometimes*, Wario, Bowser and his Koopa Empire, Kamek, The Koopalings, Bowser Jr, King Boo and King Bob-Mom

Likes: Resting, Swinging on Vines, Singing, Playing on Bongos, Eating Bananas, hanging out with Diddy and Dixie, Chilling and Surfing with Funky, The Beach, Making Swanky and Any Kremling mad, Spending time with his girlfriend Candy Kong, Sports, Racing, Discovering new things, Video Games, Hanging out with other Kind Hearted people *Mario, Luigi, Mara, Gill, Peach, Yoshi, Toadette and Mona* and Inspiration to help others for something or action

Dislikes: Being a Disapointment, The Kremlings or other villains making a massive attack to Kongo Bongo Island, Blusters audited, Crankys scolding and cranky behavior, Racism, Losing his friends and his family, Carnivorelized, Embarrassing Babyhood, Guilt over his fathers disappearance, Toxicity, Betrayal by his brother Scar when he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Dwyane Johnson "The Rock"

Dwyane Johnson “The Rock”

Dwyane Johnson is one of the most famous and well-known actors as well as a wrestler. He is famous among his fans with the name “The rock”. It is his ring name. He is one of the most influential people. Dwayne Johnson is a successful actor and wrestler as well.  Read about Cara Delevingne Bio Dwayne Johnson’s full name is Dwayne Douglas Johnson he was born on May 2, 1972. The wrestler with…

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➤ MEET TYHREN: 418, SLAVE, DWARF

Full Name: Tyhren Lightstorm Doomguard Nickname(s): Ty Pronouns: He/Him Birthday: September 20, 1602 Age: 418 Status: Slave Major: Metallurgical Engineering Species: Dwarf Special Powers: None Sexuality: Straight I am a: Switch I want a: Any Turn-Ons: Oral (give and receive), anal (give), impact play, hair pulling, rough sex, bondage, public sex, orgasm control, edging, temperature play, marking/biting, voyeurism, exhibitionism, sensory play, choking Turn-Offs: Gore, bathroom play, children, true non-con

➤ BIOGRAPHY

Tyhren “Ty” Lightstorm’s life started out like every other dwarf. First born of six kids, Ty grew up knowing that he would follow in his father’s footsteps and had no problems with that at all. First he served as his father’s apprentice, learning the ins and outs of smithing and metal craft before turning his attention to the runic arts that made dwarven forged arms and armor so sought after. His mother’s hand guided his when it came to his runecraft, giving his runes a subtle flow that was often lacking in the traditional form.

Once into adulthood, Ty became his father’s partner, the two of them working side by side in the family’s forge for many years until one day a soldier from the clan’s defensive army came to have his armor repaired. Impressed with Ty’s work, the soldier passed on his name to the local commander and soon the family’s forge was flooded with orders for repairs and replacement equipment. As for Ty, his work caught the eye of the Doomguard commander, the elite team of soldier-smiths that protected the heart of the various clan halls. With his family’s blessing, Tyhren joined the Doomguard, leaving his oldest sibling to take over his place as their father’s assistant.

Unbeknownst to Tyhren, the army’s decision to use his family as their go to smith angered the Shadowingots, the family that they had replaced to the point that they sought vengeance on the Lightstorms. While Ty was stuck in training, the Shadowingots sabotaged the Lightstorm’s work making it look like they were trying to pass off defective equipment as quality. Such an act of treachery would have resulted in exile for the Lightstorms but the Shadowingots weren’t finished yet. They offered Ty a choice, remain safe in the Doomguard while his family was cast out as traitors or sell himself into slavery and the Shadowingots would protect his family from exile. Not knowing what else to do, Ty agreed, selling himself for his family’s safety.

➤ PERSONALITY

✚ Loyal, kind, clever ▬ Easily distracted, boisterous, perfectionist

➤ ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS

None

➤ FACE CLAIM & OOC INFO

Tyhren's faceclaim is Dwayne Johnson. // Frank, 36, He/Him, CST

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Dwayne Johnson Bio, Early Life, Career, Net Worth and Salary

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𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜🦄💜

do not plagiarize. all of this is my work.

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

dreamy. big on makeup, enhancing your looks. eyes are usually round/almond. the best feature of their face are their eyes. so many gorgeous girl celebs have this. has a dreamy look, but may also look like a fish tbh lmao. sympathizes w/strangers. usually tender hearted manners, and lovely vibe. shy/reserved. you’re like a sponge. if someone is being bitchy, chances are you will be too. keeps personal life on the down low. can be unrealistic.

celebrities:Kylie Jenner, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Carrey, Denzel Washington

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

voice is probably chill, or has a soft vibe to it. voice may also be naturally low. remember it’s nice to be generous, but not too generous. don’t just give your money away easily, or to just anybody. make sure the money, or possessions you give away are put to good use. don’t be naive w/your money/possessions. the clothes you buy are probably creative/artsy or discreet/low key. focus on loving yourself. seafood lover or hater lol. might like “weird” foods. indulgent.

celebrities:Jennifer Aniston, Tina Turner, Muhammad Ali, Dwayne Johnson

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

thinks unconventionally. you may lack communication w/siblings. may be great at poetry, writing in general. writing is probably unique, and beautiful. may love the beach or lakes, traveling to places with water lol. siblings may have pisces/neptune influence in their chart. the reserved student. might have a soft spot for math, english, or art classes. visionary.

celebrities:Madonna, Dua Lipa, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

parents may have been absent, or neglectful. parents may have also been addicted to substances(alcohol, drugs, even food, etc). parents may have sheltered you from certain things, that you had to learn a different way(puberty, sex in general, etc) might’ve been raised by other ppl than their bio parents, but if it’s positive, parents may have taught you to be creative, and sweet. this indicates the childhood house being near water or wanting it to be, or even being aesthetic lol. may have love fantasy growing up, fantasy movies/shows, mystical creatures, etc. childhood memories may be foggy. you’re distinctive/stand out, but you may also be over-sensitive.

celebrities:Emma Watson, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp, Robert De Niro

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

may have “pisces” traits in the dating world(wears rose tinted glasses, loving, naive, selfless, etc). try not to put your partner on a pedestal too high, cause then you might be disappointed. you may get too caught up in the moment, so birth control may be your best friend. i’ve heard of ppl w/this placement that had unexpected pregnancies. your hobbies range from painting, singing, inventing, sleeping, binge-watching, daydreaming, hanging out, astrology, and if on the bad side drugs/alcohol. children may have pisces/neptune influence in chart. very artistic ppl.

celebrities:Angelina Jolie,Cameron Diaz, Drake, Elon Musk

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

don’t stress so easily. when stressed, letting your creativity may help how you feel, or just letting it all out(crying, writing in a diary, etc). sleeping probably even helps your stress lmao. may be a vegan/vegetarian since they adore animals sm. neptune rules pisces which is represented by fish, so a fish may be an ideal pet. if not then a cat, as cats are mysterious. may not prioritize their health. may love junk food. likes being an helping hand, so may put themselves out there to help certain organizations, ppl, etc. i feel like these ppl probably shower/bath more than once a day. you’re very considerate.

celebrities:Selena Gomez, Drew Barrymore, Will Smith, John Lennon

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

attracts ppl with pisces/neptune in chart, platonic and/or romantic. enemies also tend to have pisces/neptune energy. ppl you attract may be cheaters/liars, so watch out. they may also be really romantic or obsessive/delusional. you may attract damaged souls, that may end up trying to put their damage on you. make sure to set limits in love. but on the bright side, you may attract ppl w/positive pisces traits(dreamy, selfless, good listener, etc). senseless in love. believes in fairytales. you’re gregarious.

celebrities:Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, Denise Richards, Ashton Kutcher

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

prefers to fuck ppl they have a connection with. may like to have sex in water(showers, bath, jacuzzi, etc)or near it(beach,lake, etc). sex can take you away from the real world. emotions are powerful. got some psychic shit going on😂. dreams are usually in depth, and interesting. might hide vulnerable side. death may be bc of drugs, alcohol, etc. also you may drown, die in water in general or die in your sleep. death may also be mysterious(going missing, not knowing the cause of death, etc). may be moody.

celebrities:Whitney Houston, Demi Moore, Michael Jackson, George Clooney

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

flexible mind. may go to college for drama, artsy jobs, etc. probably believes in religious miracles. probably loves traveling to places with water, so an island is your best bet/not a landlocked country. may be fascinated w/other cultures. in laws may have pisces traits(positive:loving, good listeners, considerate negative:manipulative/backstabbing, liars, addicted to substances, etc). try not to accidentally join a cult lmao.

celebrities:Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Heath Ledger, Jimi Hendrix

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

(i’m gonna say “we” cause this is my placement☺️)

if you’re famous, fans will fantasize abt you/crush on you. will have a career where they can express themselves(acting, singing, painting, etc), water related(marines, scuda diver, etc) or one that helps ppl since neptune is selfless(mental health, hospital, paramedic, humanitarian, etc). we can’t decide what we want to do in the future 😂, might even have multiple jobs. we may be known as romantic, sweet/loving, selfless, naive and other pisces traits. we’re usually so creative, and charming that ppl copy off of us(ik that’s said a lot but it’s true), we’re 💫inspiring💫. on the bad side, our reputation can be messed with since ppl make rumors abt us, and neptune rules illusion. good at coming up w/ideas, and inventions. resourceful, but can be off track.

celebrities:Christina Aguilera, Kourtney Kardashian, Matt Damon, Bruno Mars

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

friends may have neptune/pisces influence. friends are usually toxic. also attracts damaged friends. watch out for who you hang out with/don’t put all your trust into certain ppl. friendship is very important to these ppl, and they’re usually the advice giving friend, or just the one that’s laid back tbh. a lot of your “friends” tend to be 🐍. usually shy as a child, but comes out of shell as they get older. ppl that may crush on you may have pisces/neptune influence often. altruistic, but strange.

celebrities:Zooey Deschanel, Christy Turlington, Zayn Malik, Brad Pitt

𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚏𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎

sleeps often. follow your gut feelings. usually empaths. stay away from addictive things. not confident. doesn’t express their feelings. focus on loving yourself, it’s okay to take time for yourself. clairvoyant. you’re a dreamer. enemies take advantage of your/pray on your weakness, are manipulative, and you may also feed of off each other’s toxic energy. enemies may have pisces/neptune in chart. you happen to be self-contained/shy.

celebrities:Megan Fox, Winona Ryder, Bradley Cooper, Prince

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Haikyuu characters as things said in the hhcu

a/n: this is pure humor and just something fun, the hhcu is wild and says stupid shit more than once a day so i complied a ridiculously long list of quotes and put them together in this list to share with yall so please enjoy, read more because again this is so long also pt 2. some of these r pretty nsfw so uh yeah <3

Oikawa: When he gives up his torso 😍 

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Nishinoya: Fisherman daddy

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Bokuto: I trust no condiments

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Osamu: YELLOW BAD OIKAWA IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY KITCHEN

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Tendou: Give ass in shiratorizawa?

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Atsumu: Garlic air freshener

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Nishinoya talking about his sex life: ITS THE GOOD OL FASHIONED POW POW GRUNT GRUNT WINDOW WASHER ULTIMATE FRISBEE DICK CONNECTOR 

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Hinata: thank you!! also my oven melted??? and caught on fire 😰 

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Yaku probably thinking abt kuroo while saying this: not gonna front im terrified of the live action grinch and if i ever see him its on sight

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Kageyama: Except that one mustard faze I had

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Lev after yaku kicks him yet again: NO INCH ACTIVE INCH VERY ACTIVE

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Suga after Kiyoko holds his hands: premarital eye contact is already a sin

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Iwaizumi realizing Oikawa probably wouldn’t know the difference between hawaiian rolls and milk bread: when he says hit it till it breaks, he means the packaging of hawaiin rolls

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All of Seijoh to Oikawa: You know whats really sexy? Self care.

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Hoshihumi: like a three year old. still baby but also evil at times🤡 

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Oikawa right before his death: "MORNING HAJI!~" slaps tiddie

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 Anyone falling on love with haikyuu boys: hey a good reverse harem never hurt anyone

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Idk who says it but terushima would do this: places his hand to my heart but then hes like heh heh boob squishy

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Tendou: centrepical force saved my bag of chocolate!!

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Lev thinking it was a literary masterpiece: *reads about a fourth of the bee movie*

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Hinata making fun of Kageyama: milk is better than the feeling of the ball touching your fingertips during a perfect set

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Hinata and Kageyama failing tests: thats just the dumbass in me babey!!!

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Atsumu simply trying to annoy Osamu: Are y’all meaning to tell me you DON’T take your raw chicken on walks through the city?

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Yahaba: PUSSY ALWAYS LEAVES

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Mattsun just to annoy everyone: yall ever think about how in the 50s and 60s they just put raw hotdogs or shrimp into jello and ate that shit and enjoyed it???

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Suga: i am now crying and my boyfriend is concerned and i can’t tell him that I’ve lost my husband and children

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Kenma; Smh my head

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Bokuto: Sorry not all of us can have double decker extra stuffed bottoms up extra large super sized t n a like me🥰🥰💅💅

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Everyone to bokuto: titty enthusiast ✨✨

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Me to kuroo: sorry babe youre a scorpio you dont have any rights anymore

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Tendou: i accidentally lit a  baby on fire

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Atsumu: This feels real human centipede

Bokuto: theyre not ass to mouth

Atsumu: Close enough

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Bokuto when a minor inconvience happens: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every day, I wake up....

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Sakusa: Remove your lips from my penis

Atsumu: I use a gluestick as chapstick i cant

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Goshiki: Arson or boot in my book, set fire to something live a little

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Tsukishima: I don’t like recieving pain. It hurts

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Kenma annoyed w kuroo: Put your dick in the fucking catfish’s pussy then

Kuroo being annoying: How deep is catfish pussy

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Makki to Mattsun: Ayo babe what if we fucked on the catfish tank

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Kiyoko tiredly, to Tanaka: I’m not putting salt and pepper on my pussy lips

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Saeko: I’ve got that Deep dish, super soaker, wet, succulent dripping honey suckle like sweet marinated mooseknuckle, extra thick, slip n slide, water park, waterbender, extra ribbed, the seven seas, gorilla grip, flex tape, primordial soup Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion pussy

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Atsumu not really knowing what cooch means: I got the body builder cooch

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Oikawa after not sleeping to train, extremely sleep deprived: youre got unending

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Goshiki; Commit arson

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Akaashi: I leave for 10 minutes and Bokuto is 240v (mouth edition) fuckmaster pro 4000 with semen drip collection tray, automated self-lubricating 6 speed pulsating pussy and built in Polycrystalline floatable silicon

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Oikawa; I’m coming to murk your ass xoxo

Iwa: I will literally shiv you bitch

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Kindaichi: ✨ bob duncan exterminates you asmr✨

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Makki: I’ll try to find my favorite about Jacob sartorius vampire babies with Hillary Clinton

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Kenma after playing some obscure video game: also i can’t sleep😔 too busy thinking about human sized bats

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ME fuck yall im carpetting my bathroom: you already put rugs in the bathroom might as well carpet that bitch

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Kuroo talking abt something sciency idk: LIKE A BODY WIG

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Seijoh when iwa throws balls at oikawa: spousal abuse right in front of my salad

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Hinata making up some new stupid song: Ants on a log ants on a log

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Atsumu to piss off Osamu once more: world f amous allegra chicken

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Semi: Gay little Ushijima’s left hand

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Bokuto: Are you disagreeing with the fact that I am thicc as phuck

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Kiyoko: Guys is it uh... is it possible to sprain a titty cause.... Uh....

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Terushima: He laughed at the end of his own joke what a fuckin chad

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Bokuto: IS THAT THE DOG FROM ZOOTOOIA

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Kageyama: milk is kinda like organ paint huh

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Nishinoya: i don’t think socks taste good

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Tendou: out of your mummy, into my tummy

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Hinata; shout out to me who thought chickens had four legs until last summer

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Oikawa Hanger: I WANNA HANG MY CLOTHES ON HIM 

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Kenma: What a little pissbaby

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Yamaguchi: i am literally so curious about what it's like to kiss a boy that it's almost killing me

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Daichi about Suga: he may be cute, but istg there’s some kind of raging devil trapped in him

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Saeko: fuck society my titties are out

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Hinata after getting lecture by everyone for sneaking into the training camp: GOOD NEWS MY DAD IS NOT GOING TO PUT ME IN THE OVEN

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Just me thinking abt any first years: children. toddlers. Tikes.

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Me waiting for the fever: When is malaria?

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Uhhhhh probably tendou his vibes: Ill electrocute his cock

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Akaashi just go w it probably about bokuto: Why is he shoving cheese up the pussy

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Osamu tiredly: Ooey gooey cheesy chicken vagaina

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Nishinoya trying to catch a very large fish: Dom the Crab

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Bonus crabagraph: The crabs death reverberated and struck fear into the hearts of all crabs in existence because of this one 60+ year old mans volatile universe-crunching swing. Dude defied the laws of gravity by simply getting pinched by the crab. Man just reinvented the laws of physics and all of science due to the sheer force of will and untapped wellsprings if potential unleashed by the crab. If aliens show up it’s because the supersonic radio waves released by the banging of the crab against the cabinet are the first ever created in the universe. Man could cause a ripple in space-time with his crab launching abilities. Guy probably opened a gateway into another universe when he launched the crab. You see how the cabinet door opened and stayed open? It’s because this elder tore a hole through the fabric of reality to the Other Side simply because he experienced a minor bit of pain. The way he released a defeated roar of agony. The ancient gods awoke from their deep slumber and this old man single-handedly revived all his ancestors. New wars are about to start because of the way this man broke the barriers containing this reality into one fixed area. This universe is now expanding at such a rapid rate the the geosphere will now be reshaped. This man probably unknowingly blasted a hole in the other side of the planet because the shockwaves of the aggressive rippling effect of this poor crustacean slamming at lightning speed into a small wooden frame. The crabs insides were probably fused into the shell because this man’s angry, rage filled, pain filled battering ram of an arm throwing him through every known dimension and re-arriving in this one at the mere moment to experience the most pain a crab ever has or will in the rest of the existence of crabs. This elderly man probably has phased through and broken every human limiter known to man just because he got a minor pinch by a crab. He probably is bio-medically fused with crab DNA at this point. A legend.

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Celeb Facts - Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Aniston, Dwayne Johnson

Our Celebrity Facts #shorts on Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Aniston, Dwayne Johnson. Join us @Persona Pop for more Celebrity bios and facts! from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iTrwmyaiA

from https://personapop0.tumblr.com/post/662066220308299776 from https://scotttowler0.blogspot.com/2021/09/celeb-facts-keanu-reeves-jennifer.html from https://scotttowler0.tumblr.com/post/662074385649254400 from https://roberthowe0.blogspot.com/2021/09/celeb-facts-keanu-reeves-jennifer.html

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The Bad Batch Modern AU + Instagram Profiles

an au @shadow-hyder and I have been working on for giggles, and with summer coming to a close and my boredom piquing, I figured there was no harm in making these... also, you’ll finally be introduced to some ocs @shadow-hyder and I created!

Just to preface: In this AU, the main four (Wrecker, Hunter, Tech, Crosshair) are adoptive brothers.

credits for the Instagram psd template go to @thanecart! please go check them out!

Dr. Alan Joseph Techachzyck “Tech”

D.O.B: January 9th 1996, age 24.

Occupation: Professor at the University of Auckland, NZ.

Bio: Dr. Alan Joseph Techachzyck or “Tech” as he prefers to be called, a child genius turned coveted and renound Professor, currently has three doctorates: doctorates in Physics, Linguistics, and Computer Science. He is currently in the process of receiving his fourth, in Biology, while also teaching at the University of Auckland as a physics professor. Tech is somewhat aloof, a workaholic, and a worrier. He is prone to irrational freakouts of epic proportions.

(face claim: Joseph Gordon Levitt)

Steed Thomas Beckett III

D.O.B: March 5th 1996, age 24.

Occupation: Student at UOA, NZ.

Bio: Steed Thomas Beckett, son of a wealthy British politician and current longstanding boyfriend to Alan “Tech” Techachzyck, is pursuing a doctoral degree in Psychology at UOA. It should be worth noting, he is not in the good graces of either Hunter or Crosshair. Mainly because of Hunter’s stubbornness towards Tech’s independence, and Crosshair’s general bitter and unfriendly attitude. Despite this, Steed is very grounded, respectful and considerate. Though he has a knack for being a bit of an airhead. Also, a total simp for Tech.

(faceclaim: Tom Webb)

Biscuit

Bio: Steed and Tech’s mixed golden retriever-german shepherd puppy. Tech had zero interest in ever having children and Steed wanted to broaden the family. So they compromised. Crosshair secretly adores him, though of course he publicly renounces the mutt. The pup takes from his parents; too clever for his own good and often mischievous, while also being an absolute spazz. Tech has become a complete helicopter parent over him.

Lucas Anthony Jones “Crosshair”

D.O.B: October 31st 1994, age 26.

Occupation: unpaid volunteer at 99’s farm, Student at UOA, NZ.

Bio: Lucas Anthony Jones or “Crosshair” as he insists everyone refer to him by, is an intelligent man with questionable motivations. Opting to join the military as soon as he came of age, he was dismissed for poor behavior. Since then, he has shifted his focus towards earning a degree in Physics at UOA, and potentially working towards a career as a hitman. In his spare time he barrel races at 99’s Farm with his horse Marauder.

(faceclaim: N/A)

Hunter Jefferson Morgan

D.O.B: September 19th 1992, age 28.

Occupation: Manager of 99’s Farm, Camp and Horse Instructor

Bio: Nature enthusiast Hunter Jefferson Morgan is known as the big brother to the Bad Batch (also self proclaimed father to Tech). He’s typically levelheaded, unbothered, and rather zen. As he prefers to spend his time out with nature. However he also takes his role as big brother quite seriously; quick to apprehend Crosshair when he misbehaves (yes even as an ADULT) while also being an even larger helicopter parent to Tech. His horse, Havoc, is a purebred buckskin horse and sister to Marauder.

(faceclaim: N/A)

Walter Theodore James “Wrecker”

D.O.B: June 26th 1993, age 27.

Occupation: Personal Trainer, Manager and Founder of Wrecker’s Gym

Bio: Walter Theodore James is the teddy bear of the bunch. Commonly known as “Wrecker,” a name he had received on the field as a sport super star back in college and prior. His physical stature may be imposing, however he is truly the sweetest of souls and an avid believer in family first. Also, a raging food fanatic.

(faceclaim: Dwayne Johnson)

John Garfield Techachzyck “Gears”

D.O.B: January 9th 1996, age 24.

Occupation: Unclear

Bio: John Garfield “Gears” Techachzyck is the older, long lost, twin brother to Tech (by a whopping 30 minutes). He is essentially the tanner, broader, and slightly taller version of Tech. Not much is known about him, he was at one point enrolled in a University but has since dropped out to pursue his own endeavors. What is known is his longstanding adoration and protectiveness over his twin brother. As well as his unrelenting persistence for any given subject and unfiltered stream of consciousness. He’s crazy. Absolutely feral.

(faceclaim: Joseph Gordon Levitt)

Luther Matthew Morgan “Lot”

D.O.B: September 19th 1992, age 28.

Occupation: Unclear, Gears’ personal babysitter

Bio: Perhaps the most mysterious of the bunch. Luther Matthew Morgan, “Lot,” is the older twin brother to Hunter and self proclaimed big brother to Gears. Lot beats out Crosshair by a long shot for the most unpleasant man. However he does not actively seek out conflict, he is just not particularly fond of other people. He owns a black quarter horse named Cash, who he resides with on 99’s Farm.

(faceclaim: N/A)

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You’ll find receipts on Google but LMK if not. Nathan Parsons is pro-gun, pro-wall and pro-lifer. Joe Manganiello, Adachi Yuto, Bella Hadid, Fivel Stewart, Cara Delevingne all have done cultural appropriation and Cara supported an abuser Karl Lagerfeld. Barbie Ferreira and Zendaya supported Euphoria's episode of Larry being sexual even though they didn't get permission and Louis spoke about it making him uncomfortable. Daisy Ridley said she doesn’t have privilege compared to John Boyega. Dave Bautista and Pom Klementieff support John Gunn. Dwayne Johnson joked about paedophilia. Elodie Yung played an Egyptian when she’s not Egyptian or even Black / North African. Emmy Rossum played a Japanese character. Gigi Gorgeous classist and antisemetic. Hailee Steinfeld supports the IDF. Hayley Atwell groped Chris Evans. Henry Zaga played a character that’s meant to be Afro-Brazilian. Roes made a song called g-slur. Jamie Clayton supported Call Me By Your Name in the past but has since deleted it so IDK. Jason Momoa joked about rape and his Instagram has the g-slur in. Winnie Harlow is colorist. Zayn Malik has done so many shit things.

And not problematic but Medalion Rahimi hasn’t stated that she’s non-binary, all because she doesn’t use only she/her pronouns doesn’t mean she's non-binary.

i went ahead and removed most of the names listed but i couldn’t find a strong enough reason to remove joe manganiello ( i couldn’t find a source for cultural app. ), zendaya ( i found an interview clip of barbie in support of the larry thing but i only saw that zendaya narrated the scene which .... i personally don’t think is reason enough but you’re allowed to "ban” whomever you want for whatever reason ), hayley atwell  ( also a little dubious, i know that part in captain america was unscripted but given how they probably did a few takes, the director/editor could have thought it would be fun to keep in and while groping someone’s chest unprompted isn’t okay it seems like hayley and chris were in the camp of “laugh it off” during interviews ) and jamie clayton ( it could be the case where someone told her how bad cmbyn is and she took it down ). 

also re: medalion, regardless of if she actually ID’s as enby, as an enby who uses she/they pronouns and has used putting my pronouns in my IG bio as a passive way to quietly come out to friends and family, im not entirely comfortable with labeling her back as cis. gender identity is complex especially now that a lot of people are more open to exploring beyond the binary in whichever degree that may be and to me it seems like medalion decided to do that. obviously anyone can use neo-pronouns, even cis people can if you really think about it, but i think to the majority of the general public, using she/they means not fitting into the gender binary. idk that’s just how i feel and i’d like for you to respect that unless im like wholly wrong.