#EXACTLT

[sumarmzthesadseal]

Guys immediately after I said I think I'm genderfluid I became horrifically ill is this some sort of punishment

[youwouldntmakeablog]

You wouldn’t accidentally reference fnaf

-nap anon

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "Oh it wasn't an accident" /END ID]

[marzipanandminutiae]

Why do I feel like the adamantly anti-Rocky Horror crowd are the same people who’d call me assimilationist for wanting monogamous marriage and children, as a gay woman

It just has that vibe somehow

(Not just people it doesn’t resonate with or people who thoughtfully point out its issues. I get that. I mean the “RHPS IS EVIL AND YOU’RE THE ANTICHRIST IF YOU LIKE IT” crew)

[redacted-coiner]

Me: Oh cool I like the weirdcore tend from like 2020, ima go check out Pintrest for images relating to it. Oh it’s a bit more thsn just that trend I like how this looks too! I’m so glad this aesthetic is more expansive covering more themes than I expected.

Random people on Pintrest: GRRR I don’t like peoples object head “weirdcore ocs” this is how it actually is! It’s all eyes, mushrooms, and wings.

Me: I swear to god people are having fun let them have fun

[jewishdainix]

Funny how people go through all this effort of buying shirts and dressing up in botton ups and ties to look like viktor and all i need to do is just put on my favourite hoody. The pros of being disabled

[chromaji]

current plan for project daynight is to have either 4 or 5 floors per stratum, with the final floor in the stratum being solely a boss room. I want the boss have its own "stage" u know...

also it hit me earlier that there's no buffing class, but like everyone & their momma can debuff. The Conjuror can be the buffer since they don't have much going on after they summon at least 1 creature.

[multi-lefaiye]

the job horror wip continues to evolve :3 also i found a bone shaped carabeaner at work and i stole it for my favourite lesbian. i also realized i somehow forgot to tell you the silliest thing thats happened at work so far??? this has happened over the last week

-was dealing with a big dog who is very strong. she likes to jump. try to put her leash on

-she jumps and her FAT BONEY ASS HEAD slams right into the bottom of my chin

-SHIIIIIIIIT that hurt bad but i got her leash on

-hey my jaw hurts real bad. gonna let my coworker know im taking the dog out tho

-erm. i cant speak. like i cannot move my jaw lols.

-I FUCKING RESET MY JAW???? idk if its dislocated bro so im using reset as the word

-it fixes itself after like five minutes tho so its fine, for the rest of the day its just making a popping sound when i open and close my mouth

-this has happened before tho so we ball

-yesterday im arguing with my girlfriend about the morality of severed dicks

-get so into it THAT MY FREAKING JAW DISLOCATES SLDSOKDSAOK

-shake it back into place

-stay super silly gang

ARE YOU OKAY??? HOLY FUCK

[dreadpirateroe]

GUYS ITS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY TODAY !!! TONIGHT I BE IN THE CLUB IM CLUBBINGGGGGGG

[freakpercent]

🎤 dying to KNOW actually been really curious Abt it ☝️ ,, those silly billy gummy worms on sour jawbreaker,, they're part of him but do they like sentient on they're own with own feelings or is the whole critter running on the same braincell how do the ,,, beloved little worms work

HI HIII this is gonna be a kinda long explanation but ill try to summarize

basically, these worms come from sj's home planets, known as the jawbreaker planets. the flora/fauna of these planets differ from earthbread's due to the drastically different environments. these gummy worms happen to be very dangerous in the fact that they (if used in certain ways) are parasitic!

originally, these worms were supposed to have a mind of their own and were supposed to direct/control sj into following instructions, since sj did not like to listen to his higher ups/creators (for reasons i wont get into here)

however, due to the acidity of sj's dough, these worms just kinda... ended up not posessing him and now share a consciousness with sj??? which is really freaky if you think abt it. (you could technically think of sj and his worms as being plural, since that was our initial idea for them)

these worms also act as a very destructive last resort if sj's jawbreaker core gets broken, as they immediately regain their more "feral," parasitic nature and take control of sj, turning them into a huge, growing pile of acidic sour goo that consumes everything in its path until its core can be fixed (or if you were to kill off the worms, but this is next to impossible when they can hide in what is essentially a sentient, rapidly-growing elephants foot.)

so basically they are kinda sentient on their own?? the worms can individually react to things if you mess with em, but they all are a part of the same body. i hope that makes any sense at all

[whorekey]

pk's seem to go a lot slower when u have 7 of them

[setratwo]

💀 Prepare yourself

GAAAA NOOOO

IS THIS BECAUSE IVE MADE MEWTWO IN A MAID DRESS TWICE??????

[sunnyroleplayblog]

what if i told you

that you'll get something right out of wishes and dreams in approximately 3 hours (or a little earlier than that)

// to snuy bnuy

…what does this mean.

[thedevotionaltour]

negative Nancy moment below Don't worry about it

honestly a little Awful to be so on off now that I know my actual weight again bc I haven't known it since I was well a little over 20 lbs lighter and it's like ooouuuuuuugghhhhhh im not some terrible ugly beast for it but also I am. I think about how like since I was in high school idk man I remember when I lost weight and now since being 16/17 I've gained like. Over 40 lbs. I wasn't even pretty at my old weight but dude I wish I stayed the weight I was at for so long then I just Gained it and it feels bad it sucks I feel like I failed I did it is in fact all my own fault for no self discipline not exercising the way I should for not having a better diet etc but god IT SUCKS ANYWAYS. You think I wouldn't be hung up on the weight I was god what literally 4/5 years ago now but I am a little. I remind myself I only got to that weight thru unhealthy means but man. I wish I had just stayed at the normal weight I took it for granted and now look where I am. Worse. It feels so horrible sometimes I'm gonna be ugly and unlikable forever other people can be likeable and beautiful I firmly believe this But Not Me. Not me. I wish it was easier to hold onto neutrality or the feelings of beauty like literally within the last 10 minutes I have gone back and forth between all three feelings of good neutral and bad but ohhhhh sometimes it is so hard. To not feed into the bad. So difficult when you're back to being aware after not knowing your exact weight for so long just that your clothing size went up and that felt fine you know it didn't feel great but it didn't get to me but numbers get to me. They do. I wish it was a better number I just feel like a failure like dude how did you fall off so hard. WHERE IS YOUR DISCIPLINEEEEEEEEEE do better now come on. COME ON. Other people do fine but you can't what's wrong with you man. Whats wrong with me man

[pulchrasilva]

Yessss YEES kill each other beat each other to death violence and blood shed YES

[yeetbean]

uhmmmv butch mechanic and her robot girlfriend... what will they do >:3