#Eggy Bitty

[bugsybitties]

Eggy Meggy Bitty

Name: Eggy

Size: 1'6" (mini), 3'6" (fullsized), 5'6" (bara)

Personality: Playful, shy, quiet, affectionate, friendly 

Likes: Huggy Wuggy types, Kissy Missy types, chocolate creme eggs, cuddles, heights

Dislikes: Loud sounds, being alone, being hungry, fluorescent lighting

Compatibility: Although shy at first Eggys are very friendly and cuddly bitties and will try to get along with any other bitties in your house hold, so having a few other similar bitties willing to help out and hang out with your Eggy can be very beneficial to you Eggys safety and wellbeing.

Feeding habbits: Eggys are omivores and will eat just about any food you give them and preferences shift from bitty to bitty, but they are always more partial to sweets so you do occasionally have to make sure they're eating a proper balanced diet!

Additional info: Eggys will try and sneak extra sweets from anyone willing to provide them, especially if the provided sweet is a chocolate creme egg, so beware and keep an eye out!

Eggy bitties naturally come with several morphs, that being the fluffy, feathery, spotted striped and pastel morphs as well as the wobbly condition.

Zone: inside

In Universe: Eggys are seen as strange and a rather rare as far as Poppy Playtime bitties go, but loving and adorable! - Be warned, due to their rarity and the unusual number of morphs they carry Eggy, bitties tend to be targeted by bittynappers more frequently! Keep an eye out!

Difficultly: intermediate

[trainer-blue]

Tall eggman, taller stone.

you just sent this bc im taller than u irl 🤨 /lh

[nottapossum]

Hazbin Hotel Classification AU: Itty Bitty Sinners as Caregivers/Littles PT 2: More detailed Character notes

Sir Pentious

Classification

Age 4-6

⚙️Steampunk kiddo!

⚙️Lego kidddd!!! He loves Legos! He will build the most complex lego sets easily! ❤️

⚙️He also likes puzzles.

⚙️Pentious is very sweet and well mannered. Always using please and thank you.

⚙️Makes his own toys and loves to show them off

⚙️He'll also make toys for the other littles.

⚙️He needs lots of compliments. He'll fish until he recives them.

⚙️He loves playing with his eggies! And he cuddles with them every night! (That's big or small but still adorable!)

⚙️He may not have trusted Vaggy and Charlie in the beginning, but now that they're friends, he trust them and even chose to trust them with his little side too.

⚙️Charlie takes care of him most of the time, but most of the hotel doesn't mind babysitting.

⚙️Pentious loves playing with little Charlie! And he loves to help Little Vaggy when she's struggling with projects, almost as a big brother to her.

⚙️Pentious wants to play with Angel so badly! But little Angel doesn't want much to do with him. Big Angel however acts like a big brother, though, which is nice. 💕

⚙️He still sucks his thumb, so Charlie got him a pacifier.

⚙️He gets along great with Niffty!

⚙️He's honestly a little scared of Alastor

⚙️He's very sensitive, he won't take any criticism well, so everyone has to be careful.

⚙️He'll bug people until they agree to play with him!

⚙️He wants to play pretend almost all the time so he can be play an evil Villan for them to try to foil! But they always fail! (Or he'll cry)

⚙️He hisses at people when he doesn't get what he wants or simply gets cranky.

⚙️He doesn't always listen, he'll act out occasionally but then he'll apologize because he feels bad about it.

⚙️He loves cuddles because he gets cold very easily and he's very touch-starved.

⚙️He tries using his gadgets to threaten people when they don't let him do something...they never work.

⚙️He thinks he's a very scary kid. He thinks he's terrifying!... but he's just kinda adorable. 🥰

⚙️He doesn't watch TV much when he's little because he'd much rather play... but he does love Robin hood and treasure planet!

⚙️He wants people to like him and gets upset if they don't. *Ahem* Angel..

⚙️He comes up with schemes to steal sweets! He's a genius! Then he gets caught by vaggy who takes the sweets away...🥺

Then He asks Charlie who gives him a cookie 🍪

Mission successful! Kinda.

Nicknames!!

Charlie calls pentious: Little snake, snakelet, pen, pentious,

Vaggy calls pentious: Child or just Pentious

Angel calls pentious: Kiddo, Snakey, slivers, fangs, Serpant-thing, little Villan, Sir hiss, eyeballs, hiss-face, Kaa, and Snakelet.

Husk calls Pentious: Kiddo.

Niffty calls him: Snake boy! Or Snakey.

Alastor calls pentious: A nuisance! Haha kidding. He simply calls him Pentious.

Feel free to send in any headcannons you have!

Taglist: @todayimfour

[anon-e-miss]

Drider!Prowl: wait if there's more bitties in that belly does that mean Drider Prowl carries his eggs around in his abdomen? Bc if so A) By the time anyone notices he's visibly carrying he would probably be approaching the later stages and clearly swollen, B) WEIRD AND DIFFERENT CARRYING INSTINCTS THAT AMOUNT TO HIM HUNTING AND STORING A FUCK TON OF PRAY AND TURNING HIS AND JAZZ'S BERTHROOM INTO A GIANT WEBBY NEST, and C) Would he get so heavy he eventually just plops down and decides to not move for the rest of his carrying? Like he's gotta be carrying a lot of eggs and they've gotta be heavy.... wouldn't surprise me if he just goes "you know what? fuck doing anything. Jazz get in here you're taking care of me until I lay" and Jazz is very okay with pampering his spider husbamd.

I think Jazz definitely beat our Tarantulas on the number of eggies he made preggies. He is very big.

He'd hunt a lot to put fuel in the larder... so to speak and then make safe webby lair and then he is no longer doing anything but getting fragged.

[brandwhorestarscream]

tfp prompt, starscream, lil babies seekers, and curious bumblebee and smokescreen.

My mind immediately linked back to the most recent cryptid seekers bit, with Smokescreen accidentally stealing a bunch of eggs

The gooey energon pods have been sitting in storage for awhile--they don't have the equipment yet to successfully process the weird decepticon energon, so the eggies have been sitting and collecting dust, incubating in secret. Starscream has been going mad for the past several months, torn between guarding his remaining eggs from being stolen and locating his missing ones for rescue.

Base is empty save for the two younglings, no humans or Optimus or Arcee or anyone else. Maybe Ratchet is around, working on smthn. Maybe, idk, it's not important. Hatching day has arrived and there's now a mysterious squeaking and beeping coming from the energon storage room. Smokey and Bee are at first afraid there are scraplets, but find like 8 or 9 tiny newborn seekerlings in there. No idea how they got in, where they came from, or what to do... but they're really, really cute.

The newborns are chirping for their carrier, and instinctively know that these mechs are not their carrier, but they are big and warm and can provide protection. Smokescreen and Bumblebee end up covered in sparklings, little ones climbing and nestling on them, curious about these mecha who Are Not Aerie but are still Here.

When Starscream finally finds them, drawn by their active, fully independent sparks, the only reason he doesn't throttle Smokescreen for kidnapping his bitties is because the bitties have really grown to like him

[shumistar]

I OPENED THE STREAM AND MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WHATTTTT EGSSSS???? I MISSED THEM SO MUCHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAA LIL ITTY BITTY EGGY WEGGIES CRYIN CRYIN CRYIN CRYIN CRYIN

[ktmarison]

in  trousers  sentence  starters.

'  he  needs  love.  '  

'  i  need  sleep.  '  

'  i'm  awake.  '  

'  i'm  still  here  alive.  '  

'  i'm  sick  of  counting  goddamn  sheep.  '  

'  goodnight  !  '  

'  i'm  reading  !  '  

'  i'm  still  awake  and  thinking  maybe  i'll  become  a  nun.  '  

'  go  to  sleep.  '  

'  maybe  one  day,  i'll  win  at  love.  '  

'  we  love  you.  '  

'  i  can't  talk.  '  

'  they  never  really  disappear.  i'd  like  so  much  to  whiz  without  them  there.  '

'  look  out,  he  breaks  the  golden  rule.  '  

'  who  can  rebuild  the  people  i've  killed  in  bed  ?  '  

'  i  need  bombs  exploding.  '  

'  it's  important  to  win,  but  i'm  scared  to  begin.  '  

'  i  could  sleep  through  the  day.  '  

'  i  accept  my  faults  and  welcome  sudden  death.  '  

'  it's  a  helluva  day.  '

'  it's  our  moment  to  shine,  just  forget  last  night.  '  

'  this  itty-bitty  glass  of  wine  helps  us  start  our  day  out  right.  '  

'  time  to  wake  up  and  face  the  day.  '  

'  our  eight  year  old  is  crying,  please  show  your  face.  '  

'  i  think  he  plays  with  girls  and  dolls.  who  can  know  what  love  he's  lacked  ?  '  

'  what  time  is  it  ?  '  

'  we  can't  stand  here  waiting  forever,  so  move  your  ass,  (name)  !  '  

'  something's  missing  in  my  life.  i  don't  know  what  it  is,  though  i  have  suspicions.  '  

'  i  have  a  family,  and  a  family  pet.  '  

'  i  have  a  family,  with  a  wife  who's  perfect  in  many  ways.  '  

'  in  my  mind,  i'm  a  kissing  a  man.  '  

'  i  have  a  family  while  i've  never  defiled.  '  

'  i'm  honest  when  i  say  i'm  a  child  for  a  fella's  caress.  '  

'  i  love  being  me  !  '  

'  i  turned  fourteen  today  and  will  eat  the  very  best  breakfast  in  town  !  '  

‘  do  i  really  have  to  show  you  people  how  ?  ’  

‘  no  one  looks  busy  in  this  kitchen,  and  my  breakfast  isn’t  ready,  and  my  stomach  aches.  ’

‘  try  to  make  me  hungry.  ’

‘  cat  got  your  tongue  ?  ’

‘  he  always  knows  the  sorts  of  answers  he’ll  allow.  ’

‘  wait  until  i’m  older,  then  i’ll  kill  you.  ’

‘  i  need  my  breakfast  now  !  ’

‘  oh,  jesus  christ,  it  wasn’t  loaded.  ’

‘  she's  an  actor  from  the  old  school  and  a  lousy  chef.  ’

‘  i  don't  want  miracles  from  heaven,  just  some  eggies  over  spinach  over  toast.  ’

‘  no,  i  will  not  apologize  !  ’

‘  she  should  win  a  prize.  ’

‘  that  girl  can’t  cook  !  ’

‘  he  wouldn’t  read  that  kind  of  novel  anyhow.  ’

‘  stop  your  staring.  ’

‘  get  to  work.  ’

‘  life  is  lonely,  life  is  rotten,  and  thankfully  short.  ’

‘  he  throws  a  fit,  then  a  knife.  ’

‘  you  call  this  breakfast  on  my  birthday  ?  this  is  shit,  this  isn’t  breakfast  !  ’

‘  i  mean,  for  god’s  sake,  am  i  talking  to  the  wall  ?  ’  

‘  (name)  underestimates  the  fear  that  he'll  endow.  ’

‘  i’ll  wait  here  until  you  get  it  right.  ’  

'  he's  laughing  all  the  time.  '  

'  he's  a  veritable  fool.  '  

'  (name)  is  my  very  best  friend  in  school.  '  

'  lately  i've  been  thinking  maybe  he  needs  attention  of  a  private  sort.  '  

'  should  his  mother  be  blamed  ?  '  

'  he  has  something  which  most  everybody  needs,  he  cannot  ever  be  embarrassed.  '  

'  he's  my  very  best  friend  in  school  and  i'm  embarrassed  and  ashamed.  '  

'  my  high  school  sweetheart  is  a  person.  '  

'  he  says  i'm  just  ridiculous.  '  

‘  i  tell  him  he’s  a  person,  he  says  i’m  just  a  ridiculous.  ’

'  he's  a  person.  '  

'  i  want  to  hold  him,  but  he's  not  alive.  '  

'  a  person  has  their  wants  and  needs,  i'm  not  a  greedy  person.  '  

'  here  i  am,  (name),  hold  me.  i  want  you  to  want  me  badly.  '  

'  put  me  onto  your  bed,  not  a  pedestal,  will  you  ?  '  

'  but  i'm  his  sweetheart.  '  

'  she  cast  me  in  her  play.  she  gave  me  words  to  say,  made  me  what  i  am  today.  '  

'  stop  begging,  stop  making  me  crazy.  '  

'  i  love  the  way  he  acts,  i  do.  '  

'  do  not  make  faces  and  do  not  undo  the  facts.  '  

'  relax.  '  

'  it  was  one  of  the  best  nights  of  my  life.  '  

'  nothing  is  for  nothing  and  a  new  land  is  a  new  land  to  explore.  '  

'  hey,  i  love  you.  '  

'  a  good  man  never  fails.  '    

'  i  am  living  proof  that  cowards  still  can  rise.  '  

'  you  might  tell  me  you're  a  victim,  you  might  get  what  you  deserve,  but  i  won't  excuse  a  boy  who's  lost  his  nerve.  '  

'  stay  clear  of  love  and  jail.  '  

'  lovers  don't  go  hungry.  '  

'  kids  live  and  learn  to  attack.  '  

'  take  a  break.  '  

'  we'll  drink  it  and  talk.  '  

'  does  he  like  the  rain  ?  '  

'  does  he  kiss  ?  touch  ?  drink  ?  screw  ?  '  

'  does  he  like  to  screw  ?  '  

'  we're  alone  at  last.  '  

'  i  thought  for  a  not  unseemly  price,  you'd  introduce  me  to  the  wonders  of  the  bed,  and  also  treat  me  nice.  '  

'  (name)  is  cute,  though  rarely  good.  '  

'  but,  dearest,  please  accept  my  hand.  '  

'  tell  me,  how  did  you  get  in  here,  please  ?  '  

'  i  drugged  the  man  who  was  guarding  the  floor.  '  

'  i'm  the  only  one  here  in  the  school  except  you  and  the  guard  who  you  beat  in  a  fight.  '  

'  he  was  drugged,  not  with  pills,  but  with  some  apples  from  a  basket.  would  you  like  a  few  ?  '  

'  what  i  do  for  you  is  your  pleasure.  '  

'  i  like  your  eyes.  '  

'  i  was  never  out  of  place.  '  

'  that's  true,  she  minded  her  business  and  taught.  '

'  i  always  like  the  way  you  got  angry  in  your  glasses.  '  

'  you  little  shit,  i'll  throw  a  fit,  i'll  beat  your  head  in  with  a  hammer  !  '  

'  just  keep  your  dirty  fingers  away  from  my  face,  kid  !  '

'  listen,  i'm  a  bastard,  bummer  with  a  penis,  and  i  need  us  two  to  be  together.  '  

'  i  need  us  two  to  screw  together.  '  

'  make  me  a  happy  boy.  '  

'  please,  please,  please,  rub  your  hands  between  my  knees.  '  

'  he  always  gets  the  things  he  wants.  '  

'  accept  the  things  he  wants.  '  

'  do  you  want  my  telephone  number  ?  '  

'  lest  we  forget,  she  will  always  remind  us  how  they  two  met.  '  

'  love  me  for  what  i  am,  not  what  i  try  to  be.  '  

'  he  gave  me  a  phony  home  address.  '  

'  i  am  a  person  who  likes  to  lie  too  much,  i  try  too  much  to  impress  other  people.  often  my  inferiors.  '  

'  could  you  like  a  girl  like  that  ?  '  

'  would  you  hold  her  in  your  arms  ?  '  

'  darling,  we  might  survive.  '  

'  this  whole  damn  thing's  a  joke.  '  

'  perhaps  he'll  trip  or  she  might  choke.  '  

'  forget  this  guy,  he's  no  damn  good.  no  action  and  all  words.  '  

'  call  me  a  disgrace  and  then  be  done  with  blame.  '  

'  how  was  i  to  know  that  he's  a  gigolo,  emotionally  underbred  ?  '  

'  when  the  passion  stings,  i  think  of  pretty  things  instead.  '  

'  after  winter,  i'll  marry.  i'm  entitled  to  that.  '  

'  here  i  sit,  drunk  and  self-indulgent,  dressed  up  in  a  hat  which  even  i  detest.  '  

'  marry  money,  money  wins.  ’  

‘  your  past  will  disappear,  and  with  it  all  your  sins.  '  

'  joy  once  seemed  so  near.  '  

'  he'd  approve  if  i  let  him.  '  

'  though,  it's  hard  to  forget  him.  '  

'  where's  her  goddamn  husband  ?  '  

'  always  acting  infantile,  that's  one  thing  that  makes  him  smile.  '  

'  i  do  not  think  that  this  will  work.  '  

'  i  think  we  should've  spoke  before.  but  today's  too  late.  '  

'  i  hate  weddings.  '  

'  is  her  veil  on  straight,  and  is  she  drunk  ?  '  

'  will  he  be  the  man  i've  dreamt  about  ?  '  

'  isn't  this  a  perfect  day  ?  '  

'  what  do  i  think  about  five  seconds  before  i  die  ?  '  

'  i'm  about  to  die  and  i  didn't  feel  like  shopping.  '  

'  please  stop  your  bye-ing.  '  

'  have  pity  on  the  one  who's  dying.  '  

'  when  her  passion  soon  cools,  and  it  will...  if  she's  smart.  '  

'  will  i  break  the  girl's  heart  ?  '  

'  did  i  ever  have---  no,  will  i  ever  have  fun  ?  '  

'  things  on  which  we  most  depend  seem  to  fail  us  in  the  end.  '  

'  we've  been  married  for  ten  years.  eight  were  fine,  and  six  were  not.  it  seemed  longer  than  ten  years.  '  

'  the  first  two  were  the  best  years.  '  

'  i  felt  him  slipping  away.  '  

'  i  felt  him  die  in  my  arms.  '  

'  how  could  i  ever  compete  ?  '  

'  the  cause  of  all  his  lust,  she  must  be  sweet.  '  

'  he's  used  to  love  me.  '  

'  don't  be  pathetic.  '  

'  he  could  just  as  well  leave  me.  '  

'  when  he's  with  us,  he's  somewhere  alone.  '  

'  i'll  be  fine  if  he  leaves  me,  but  i'm  sure  he  won't.  '  

'  the  bitch  might  be  dumb.  '  

'  he  will  not  admit  the  truth.  '  

'  why  are  men  so  damn  uncouth  ?  all  they  ever  tell  are  lies.  '  

'  he  hates  my  wife.  '  

'  i  hate  his  food.  '  

'  he  thinks  i'm  rude,  but  nice.  '  

'  i  think  he's  nice,  but  indiscreet.  '

'  he  thinks  i'm  sweet,  but  he  treats  me  kind  of  funny.  '  

'  isn't  it  delightful  playing  easy  ?  '  

'  he's  on  his  knees,  i'm  lying  flat.  just  like  a  bad  idea.  '  

'  i  think  i'll  die.  '  

'  listen  to  him  laugh.  i'm  reminded  of  the  old  times,  'cause  at  last  he's  got  passion.  '  

'  he's  sick.  '  

'  i'm  delighted.  no  i'm  not,  but  it's  better  than  it  was.  '  

'  let's  recapitulate  the  things  he  does  to  earn  my  blessing.  '  

'  first  he  hurts  his  wife,  it's  a  good  move  if  you  ask  me,  but  you  didn't,  so  i'm  quiet.  then  he  hurts  his  child,  that's  a  less  good  move,  but  necessary.  '

  '  call  it  passion  and  don't  regret  it.  '  

'  him  and  the  boy  live  happily  ever  after...  that's  a  sickening  thought.  '  

'  all  of  us  alive  need  something  we  can  live  for.  '  

'  i'm  counting  on  this  boy  to  make  me  dream.  '  

'  he  needs  love  ?  i  got  love  !  '  

'  i'd  like  to  be  a  princess  on  a  throne.  '  

'  men  will  be  men.  '  

'  i  saw  them  in  the  den.  '  

'  he's  a  queen,  i'm  a  queen.  where's  my  crown  ?  '  

'  my  life  is  shitty,  and  my  kid  seems  like  an  idiot  to  me  !  '  

'  i  mean,  he's  great.  it's  me  who  is  the  matter.  '  

'  if  i  repeat  one  more  word,  i  swear  i'll  lose  my  brain.  '  

'  i  can  cry  on  cue,  but  so  can  you.  '  

'  you  ask  me  if  it's  fun  to  cry  over  nothing.  it  is.  '  

‘  a  healthy  fruit  is  healthy  until  it  rots.  ’  

‘  speaking  of  friends,  (name)  is  sweet  and  trim.  ’  

‘  i  think  in  fact  i’ll  marry  him.  he  wants  me.  ’  

'  i  think  it's  strange  because  the  sex  was  good.  '  

'  i'd  take  his  mouth  and  feet,  and  make  them  do...  well,  i  forget.  '  

'  i  think  it's  rotten  how  i  lately  feel.  '  

'  it's  like  a  nightmare  how  this  all  proceeds.  '  

'  i  hope  that  he  don't  fulfill  his  needs.  '  

'  i  wanna  sleep.  sure,  things  will  probably  worsen,  but  it's  not  like  i'm  a  healthy  person.  '  

'  i  only  wanna  love  a  man  who  can  love  me.  or  like  me.  or  hold.  or  touch  me.  or  stand  me.  '  

'  he  was  never  mine.  '  

'  i  used  to  cry,  we'd  make  a  scene.  '  

'  and  me,  i'm  just  a  freak,  who  needs  it  maybe  every  other  week.  '  

'  does  he  feel  awful  ?  and  has  he  grieved  ?  '  

'  i  do  not  feel  awful.  a  little  unlawful,  but  a  lot  relieved.  '  

'  (name)  will  act  very  parental,  completely  gentle,  absolutely  swell.  '

'  those  were  things  i  used  to  do,  which  i'll  leave  behind.  '  

'  tell  her  your  sin's  called  hanging  on.  '  

'  honest  to  god,  no  one's  the  villain.  '  

'  i'm  not  a  saint,  let's  not  mince  words  here.  '  

'  am  i  your  nightmare  or  your  dream  ?  '  

'  if  you  see  me  at  your  door,  swear  you'll  let  me  in.  '  

'  pack  it  up  and  call  it  quits.  like  good  quitters  do.  '  

'  god,  what  have  i  done  ?  '  

'  i  dreamt  last  night  we  flew  to  china.  '  

'  your  parents  own  a  car,  don't  they  ?  can't  we  drive  away  ?  '  

'  may  we  talk  as  friends  ?  '  

'  i  dreamt  last  night  you  almost  held  me.  '  

'  jesus  christ,  you'll  come  through.  '  

'  hold  me.  hold  him  too.  but  stay.  '  

'  please  drink  your  tea  before  it's  cold.  '  

'  you  can't  go  on  as  if  you're  dying.  '  

'  this  is  much  better  for  the  both  of  us.  '  

'  people  used  to  lick  the  streets  after  she  walked  by  in  order  to  show  respect  for  this  great  lady.  '  

'  he  did  little  all  day  but  jot  down  ridiculous  poems  and  wait  for  (name)  to  call  his  name.  '  

'  he  wasn't  cheating  exactly.  '  

'  they  met  at  odd  hours,  off  and  on  for  three  weeks.  '  

'  he  was  half  out  of  his  mind  with  grief.  '  

'  she  paid  for  his  fine  clothes,  provided  him  with  a  fine  apartment,  rent-free,  and  he  loved  her.  '  

'  you  think  she  was  moved  ?  you  think  so  ?  '  

'  you  don't  know  the  whole  story.  i  was  not  having  an  affair  with  a  lady  in  waiting.  '  

'  he  asked  if  he  could  sit  down.  he  asked  if  there  was  anything  to  drink.  he  asked  if  he  could  take  off  his  clothes.  '  

'  well,  we  slept  a  little.  '  

'  god  bless  america.  '  

'  the  thing  about  explorers  is:  they  discover  things  that  are  already  there.  '  

'  it's  taken  all  of  my  will  to  still  stand  high.  '  

'  he  wrote  me  goodbye.  '  

'  he  filled  it  with  details,  explicit  things  that  i  can't  try.  '  

'  another  sleepless  night  at  home  in  bed.  '  

'  you  try  to  think  of  things  you  might  have  said,  you  try  to  carry  on.  '  

'  i  was  my  face  then  drink  beer  then  i  weep,  say  a  prayer,  and  induce  insincere  self  abuse  until  i'm  fast  asleep.  '  

'  i've  done  too  much  talking.  '  

'  he  never  stops.  i  need  my  sleep.  '

'  five  times  a  night,  he'll  request  it.  i  wanna  rest  it.  '  

'  what  he  wants  is  a  body  that  won't  fuss.  '  

'  he's  feeling  hot.  i'll  close  my  eyes,  and  then  surprise:  i'll  be  awake  and  preforming.  '  

'  i'll  wanna  sleep  but  maybe  trying  to  put  up  with  a  guy  like  myself  must  be  a  bore.  '  

'  he  sleeps  in  this  bed  with  me,  a  survivor.  '  

'  i'm  feeling  alive-er  than  i've  ever  felt  in  my  life  before.  '  

'  another  book  you  thought  was  best  unread  has  proved  indeed  it  was.  '  

'  i  am  so  alone  in  the  middle  of  the  night.  '  

'  they  said  they'd  never  lose  their  love.  and  then  they  lost  their  love.  '  

'  women  sit  like  angels,  men  like  vultures.  '  

'  and  who's  to  blame  them  ?  '  

'  i  write  to  keep  the  pain  alive.  '

[randomgooberness]

here’s random side characters in my old pokeverse I was obsessed with when I was itty bitty! 

Eggy moreso just likes to travel around instead of go on risky adventures. he's pretty tough and not very stereotypical for a togetic but he's a nice dude despite looking and acting tough

Sunny has Sunny Day and Leaf Guard so she makes for great double battling with his sister. They ALSO have a weird thing going on with Smokey but it’s a mostly positive dynamic meanwhile Kallan and Smokey is like. im going to beat the hell out of you because i want to feel you against me 

[soulless-cats]

can we still ask to adopt ur bitties? i'd like a Peppy and Eggy bitty pair please :3

Oh wow i forgot about those, its been like forever but uh sure? I dunno what you would do with them now .u.

Also hi if anyone sees this-

I dont really post here much but if ur an old mutual/friend id love to catch up :D

Im mainly active on TikTok as

Now for me to disappear~

[bugsybitties]

Hi can I get a bara Eggy Meggy and bara Huggy Wuggy bitties please? I'm fine with any morph for them so you can decide that one yourself!

Thanks <3

Hello, yes you can!

Your bara Eggy Meggy (5’6”) has the albino morph,

And your bara Huggy Wuggy (6’) has the spotted morph!

[cinnabuntastic]

We haven’t seen eggy in a while

Eggy is still a thing!

Our boy even has a name (Altostratus, or Alto for short, Mallard-McQuack) and a best friend (the as of yet unnamed "Bitty" Crackshell-Dee, a still in the design phase Fendra babby).

He's a very good boy, speaks English, Spanish, and knows ASL (to communicate with Bitty, who is nonverbal), and he's a friend to all type who's not afraid to stand up to a bully.

[anon-e-miss]

this fishy stuff is gonna end in prowl's eggies being laid with babies already in them, he was not aware that could happen

Yep, eggies stay in his belly a bit before Jazz "hugs" him the right way and they already have bitties.

Prowl... huh.

[brandwhorestarscream]

Yes, IDW egg bitlets!

They are torn between enjoying family time or calling the doctor (they call the doctor)

Get them a doctor!! Just in case lol, probably a good idea to invest in prenatal care for the bitties, even if they're just eggies

[hardmountaindew]

i'd love to hear the story of how ur gender was transed by "peer pressure"

hiii Sophia whats UP anyways here's the story of

it was 2016. i had a girlfriend at the time and little ol' egg me went to a theater camp at the local college campus. i was like 14. anyways i had no friends there and everyone else knew each other, so i was pretty nervous around everyone. one day at lunch they were trying to convince this gay guy andrew to wear a dress and he was like backing out of it and i saw my opportunity to, like, actually make friends. so i turned around, looked at the table behind me, and said "i would do it." i felt them all turn their heads and look at me n grin. after lunch n later on, they put me in this girl's dress (who I had a crush on) and did my hair and makeup and i looked at myself in the mirror and went "OH Holy Fuck Is This What This Feels Like". i became all of their friends and wore another girl's dress and someone's cami the next day and i felt sooooo fucking happy the whole time I was like "DAMN this fucks HARD" and then i broke up with my girlfriend because i didn't feel the same way anymore and i also didn't wanna drag her into my gender crisis stuff but yeah that's how i was kinda peer pressured into getting my gender transed i have photos of me in the dresses if anyone wants to see itty bitty little eggy roxy eleanor 🥚

[awed-frog]

victory garden, step 3

I PLANTED MY SEEDS TODAY! 

Apparently the Moon was right for planting, and I can’t get more afraid of messing this up than I already am, so I just went and did it. I used coconut coir - you just water them and they puff up and you put the seeds on top and legend has it the seedlings will soon become itty-bitty plantlings...fingers crossed!

I’m planting about twelve different things because I should have enough room for them and have zero confidence any of them will grow, anyway. So I’m thinking - out of twelve species, at least one will like my balcony?? 

The ones at the front should be Swiss chard and flower sprouts; then we’ve got baby carrots, baby beets, fennel and cherry tomatoes. Those alien eggy things at the back should become baby beans. One a second tray I planted four different salads, spinach, watercress, basil, and balm. All of these were ‘pot’ varieties, which means they should be happy right where they are. They also grow at different rates, so hopefully I’ll have veggies for the entire summer - starting soon-ish with the salads and ending with the beets and carrots. I’ve got some other things to plant in August, because I got scared and paranoid when I was shopping and was all like WHAT IF WE CAN’T BUY FOOD AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR but we’ll see how this goes first. Wish me luck!

[first] ~ [next]

[soulless-cats]

AND HERE THEY ARE! PEPPY AND EGGY BITTIES!!!!!

these two come together, can’t have them separated.

Dr. Pepper/peppy bitty info:

-he is a prince instead of a king

-they will flirt with all of the other bitties you have

-they will often want your attention

-they are bossy at times so heads up if you see him bossing other bitties

-they are protective of eggnog bitties

-pepper bitties need to take there code medicine once a week so don’t forget to do that.

-pepper bitties have nightmares often so they will need a lot of attention after that for the whole day.

Eggnog/eggy bitty info:

-they need to take there medicines each day or…they’ll die (peppy bitties will give it to eggy bitties if you forget to)

-they are very clingy to peppy bitties so watch out for them fighting other bitties who get close to peppy

-they can be very cold to other bitties, sometimes even to Peppy bitties

-they should not be left alone, they have to be with either peppy or the owner. if not they will dust.

There is a limited amount of these so you MUST ask me for them