pov: a 13-year-old boy in some kind of school uniform shows up at your door, says he’s selling encyclopedias for his youth group. when you shut the door in his face he teleports into your house, drinks your coffee, compliments your coffee, and then tells you he’s an alien. he will get you killed within the week.
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Elliot Page reading the TUA season 2 script and seeing a character named Elliott
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i wrote a bit abt this already but in light of this poll id like to see what our thoughts on this really are
also i loved cameron brittons performance he was so charming and i wish hed had a better send off at the very least
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Devotion Season Two: Cast | F.H
Paring: Five Hargreeves X Fem!Reader (Series)
Summary: In which the Hargreeves siblings come together to stop the end of the world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Umbrella Academy. All rights go to the creators of the show, the comics and everyone in between. Gifs used in these chapters are NOT mine and are/were found on Pinterest.
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence, Gore, Alcohol, Drugs, Smoking, Intense Scenes, and Abuse (if I missed any let me know)
—You know some say the best luck is to die at the right time.
Lila Pitts
Ritu Arya
“Oh honey, no. I’m the man here.”
Raymond Chestnut
Yusuf Gatewood
“I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe.”
Sissy Cooper
Marin Ireland
“Saying a lie over and over doesn’t make it true.”
Carl Cooper
Stephan Bogaert
“Well, call it what you want, but it ain’t natural.”
Harlan Cooper
Justin Kelly
“Vanya.”
Elliott Gussman
Kevin Rankin
“Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle.”
The Swedes
Otto, Axel, Oscar
Jason Bryden, Kris Holden-Reid, Tom Sinclair
“Öga för Öga.”
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Entry - Klaus's Moving Castle
Title: Klaus's Moving Castle
Ao3 URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40326093/chapters/101011683
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Five Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Elliott Gussman
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Complete or WIP: Work in Progress
Chapters: 1/?
Wordcount: 2239
Description:
When an evil witch curses Five Hargreeves back into the body of a young teenager, just as he's nearing a satisfying retirement, he sets off to find himself another evil magic user. One who can help undo this undignified appearance of a young whippersnapper. Luckily, he doesn't have to look far to find the baddest wizard of them all: Wizard Klaus, Devourer of Hearts, who lives in the moving castle up in the hills.
Meanwhile, Wizard Klaus certainly didn’t remember hiring a prickly, pint-sized bookkeeper. Maybe the local governments just assigned those kinds of things to make sure the correct taxes were getting paid…?
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somehow i forgot about the scene where lila paints elliott’s toenails neon green while he’s tied up and they’re all watching the frankel footage. she definitely didn’t have that nail polish on her after breaking out of the mental hospital so i think the only possible conclusion here is that elliott owned neon green nail polish?
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So, for the past three years, I've witnessed five energy surges in that alleyway out back. Same thing every time. A bright blue light, then something appears. Did you get a good look at any of them?
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