#Email spam

[facts-i-just-made-up]

New Spam Emails-

Weird thing is it came from his official site...

[prokopetz]

The spam email I just got literally cold opens with this.

[how-could-you-let-butterstg-here]

Why does this come across as the weirdest prostition proposal ever? What am I doing with aces overnight that's worth 40K dollar-i-doos?

[antonioierano]

The email files: se 40000 in blocklist vi sembran pochi

The email files: se 40000 in blocklist vi sembran pochi

Vabbeh giusto un paio di giorni fa mi son trovato a discorrere di una richiesta di un SOC di mettere 40000 domini in una email-blocklist. Ho cercato di spiegare che la cosa non ha senso, ma ho trovato una certa rigidità in merito. Poi mi sono soffermato un attimo e mi son chiesto: io parlo di sicurezza, ma loro? E mi son ricordato di quando cercavo di spiegare che mettere miliardi di regole su…

[cyberalert]

Prevent email spoofing against spoofers!

[elefallon]

Please leave me alone

[ladybugboots]

second round of donations!! if you’re interested in getting a Pokemon drawing for donating an e-Sim to someone in Gaza, refer to this post! 🇵🇸

[triaelf9]

I got a hilarious sp*m email today from name AT gmail dot com telling me my SS account has been terminated (seems legit already) but the MESSAGE part of the email is SENDING me:

"I truly appreciate your kind sentiments. I enjoyed helping, and I'm willing to help you with any communication-related tasks in the future. Please don't hesitate to contact us if you ever n eed additional guidance. Enjoy your day, take care of yourself, and stay alive"

STAY ALIVE??? AHAHAHAHAHAH like the rest is a generic applies to all instances thing but not "stay well" or "stay safe" STAY ALIVE too funny XD

[meamiiikiii]

[reverse entry au]

oh to ask a question and immediately get hit with email puns instead ASFASDA

[haleyusesherwords]

I continue to be amazed by the polar opposite approaches Grian and Pearl are taking to manage the inevitable issues that creep up as the hermits use their government infrastructure.

Grian is inserting himself directly in the middle of everything while Pearl is radiating “pet owner trying to keep their cat from getting tangled in the blinds again” energy.

Grian, adjusting his tie: Yes this is the permit office. No it’s not a workplace sitcom, I’m clearly going for a very different vibe or have you not noticed the sisyphean beaureacratic tasks and literal backrooms I subject you to? Yes all permit tasks must go through me directly. If you have other plans I also invented the police.

Pearl, in the most exacerbated and exhausted voice imaginable: Please stop breaking the redstone. Please respond to your Discord messages. Please stop spamming people’s mailboxes. And whatever you do, please please stop innovating new ways to pester each other before you maniacs somehow reinvent the Reply All button.

[hannahlockillustration]

A comic about the new year.

[prokopetz]

I've started getting spam emails addressed to "dear sir and/or madam", and yes, that's impersonal as hell, but I appreciate the acknowledgement that "and" is a possibility.

[smolmight97]

Silly little birthday boy

(He’s 46 now :3c)

[beckkii]

ok question for spamton fans: do y’all think he always had a voice glitch or did it only develop once he became insane

[jakdaw]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN !

i'm opening 5 slots at a time for sketchy coloured character illustrations. slots are only claimed when you've approved a quote!

complex props and minor character design (designing an outfit, working from a detailed mood board or incomplete refs) is usually around 20% on top of the base price, and complete character design (working from a description or a simple mood board) is 50% more.

if you're interested, please contact me at jakdawetc@hotmail.com :)

5 SLOTS AVAILABLE !

[talos-stims]

ONE WEIRD TIP! DISCOVERED BY A MOM!

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