#Mail

[soreddieforit]

insecure regulus trying to be quiet and james getting off on every single sound that slips out of reggies mouth

god i need james to be a little mean about it. reg is trying to use his hand to muffle the strangled noises tumbling out of his mouth with every thrust of james' hips, but that just won't do.

"c'mon love, don't get shy now," james teases, leaning down, cocky grin on his face. their chests are pressed together, damp skin against damp skin. he's tracing the shell of regulus' ear with his tongue, his warm breath puffing against the side of regulus' face. "you know i'm going to keep pulling them out of you, so stop hiding," he murmurs, pulling at reg's wrists and gathering them into one hand to press them into the bed.

regulus' face is burning. "i hate you." he's shooting james a glare that would have been effective in any other situation, but not this one—not when james is fully inside of him and the prettiest noises are threatening to spill from his lips.

that fucking smirk is back on james' face. "oh, i'm sure you do love," he taunts. and just to prove his point, he's fucking into regulus even harder, playing him so effortlessly. james draws out whines and sobs and desperate pleas for more from him as if it's nothing. with each one, he's groaning too, driving into him harder, eager to see if he can make regulus do it again, matching each with his own ragged noises.

[queermasculine]

Going to me first lesbian party ever, any recommendations?

don't feel like you have to talk to anybody there for your time to have been a success & if the party sucks or you find yourself feeling too nervous to have a good time, you can congratulate yourself for checking the place out and hit the bricks👍 different events have different vibes so don't make too many assumptions based on your first experience, just going is the real victory

[scoobydoodean]

Do you dislike Sam in general?

I think most of my followers dislike Sam more than I actually do. I enjoy some of Sam's qualities. I think he typically carries a sense of hopefulness that can be endearing. I actually enjoy some of his more ruthless moments and his moral flexibility. Unfortunately, fandom prefers to sand away the aspects of Sam that I like to rewrite him into a wilting cardboard cut out Mary Sue with no autonomy, being perpetually abused by his simple-minded ogre of a brother.

While stripping away every aspect of Sam that's actually interesting or enjoyable, his fans buy directly into his absolute worst quality—his tendency to shift blame—as the reality of his experiences instead of a manipulative practice he engages in to avoid taking responsibility for his own choices when they backfire. Basically, his fans love to remind me of his most unlikeable traits while yanking away anything interesting about him because it's too unpalatable and doesn't feed into their Helpless Victim Sam aesthetic.

I used to try and be nice when deflecting these unbelievably warped perceptions of Sam and his and Dean's relationship, but about a year ago, I decided I didn't care to coddle people's deluded views of their faves anymore while they spewed endless wellsprings of ridiculous accusations at my favorite character (and called me an abuse apologist if I didn't uncritically absorb their flagrantly hypocritical, biased, boring, and ill-formed takes). My online experience has continuously improved since.

[c0mbatchameleon]

hi anna my love would you mind telling us what the possession au is about 🥺🤲🏼💗

LUNEEE ABSOLUTELY ABSOFRUITLY I CAN.

Ok so the tldr here is James is a demon that possesses reg. This all came from a drunk 3am note in my phone about the “intimacy of literally inhabiting the same body, to become a singular noun; my thoughts are yours now, you don’t even know where you end and I begin, your soul would feel so empty without me here to fill in all the gaps” etc etc. Right ok. Long ramblings below, be warned.

So picture regulus, our resident high-strung control freak who has lived as a puppet on a string at the whims of his family ever since he was a teenager and they began staging him to join / eventually take over their major capitalist conglomerate empire or whatever. Iffy on the details still but there’s a lot of politics involved. Think like the richest of the rich in the world and they want to keep their family on the top—regulus is their vessel to do so.

And the thing is, he goes above and beyond. He gave up on trying to escape the life he’s been (to him) imprisoned in a long time ago, and his (perceived) lack of control and agency has only driven him to climb higher, hungry for even more disgusting amounts of wealth and power, fuck everyone else, he wants to be at the fucking top, and maybe then he’ll be free. He’s terrible and he’s miserable and he’s everything they wanted him to be, he feels like a slave to time and to the life that was carved out for him, and it manifests in him exerting extreme amounts of control over the one thing he can have some semblance of control over, which is his own body.

(slight tw for disordered / obsessive eating / body habits?)

Picture him scheduling his days down to the minute. He wakes up at 5:30am everyday after getting the exact amount of sleep to complete five rem cycles, he has a strict workout regimen every day perfectly planned out for the week, meals all the same mapped out down to the calorie. You’d think he’s in the army. His skincare routine puts patrick bateman to shame. He jerks off once a week cuz he thinks it has health benefits or keeps him sharp or something (if you’ve watched The End of the Fucking World I’m pretty sure this is where my brain subconsciously picked this from) and it’s mechanical and he’s dead in the eyes and he knows it will take him exactly 5 minutes and 8 seconds to come.

And then. Suddenly. He’s having weird dreams about some man he doesn’t know and they’re making him feel things when he has specifically trained his body to NOT feel things and what’s happening to him? And then dreams become daydreams. And then he’s losing time. HES LOSING TIME. Which is literally his worst nightmare. It’s making him fuckinf spiral, his routines are being thrown off, the small semblance of control is slipping, so he’s already at his wits fucking end when a goddamn voice in his head starts talking to him. Like that’ll do it.

But then the voice, the man, the figure from his dreams, James, is telling him to relax. Telling him you’re so wound up. I can feel it, you know? How tired you are. It’s okay baby, let me take the reins for the day. You just have to sit back up in that head of yours—of ours—and let it all turn to static for a bit. Don’t worry. I’ll give you your body back tonight. Don’t you trust me? Wouldn’t it feel good to just.. let go for a bit?

And eventually regulus discovers that it DOES feel good. He fucking loves it. He gives up control willingly for the first time, he lets James do it all for him, to move him around like a puppet in the most literal sense but it’s different from his family, from everyone else. It’s freeing.

and it’s like this weird corruption-anticorruption thing because yes james is influencing him and planting thoughts in his head and literally taking over his body at points but it’s all to make him do…kinda good things? “Fuck the company, don’t show up today, let’s go to the coast like you used to as a kid,” “don’t pick up the phone, I know you’ve never declined your mother’s call before, but just try. Don’t you feel powerful?” Until eventually reg is sabotaging the company, his family, he’s basically suicide-bombing the stock market, he’s giving all his money away, etc etc. he’s more free than he’s ever felt in his life and to the outside world he looks absolutely insane and, shit, maybe he is, but it feels fucking amazing.

I just love the thought of James’ more mundane influence on him too. He’s craving hot Cheetos for the first time in his life and absolutely appalled and confused and James is like “shit my bad I was thinking abt them.” James has him smoke weed for the first time (the scene I have planned for this……) and he has to take over to roll the joint for him. Why the fuck is reg enjoying abba music? But also—why the fuck is a demon enjoying abba music?

I’ve rambled way too much so I’ll reign it in there. Lots of details subject to change, but this is basically all I’m thinking abt these days.

[bobfloydsbabe]

arranged marriage Rhett just has a portrait of her and a dream, to have the sweetest little wife there is who loves him for HIM, not his family’s land

Absolutely, my dear anon. The marriage was arranged when he was just a kid, but that doesn't stop him from getting around. He doesn't know who the woman is or if he'll even like her. In fact, he spends his youth pretending he has a choice in the matter, and sometimes, he even begs his parents to end the agreement, but they never budge.

Then one day, when he’s in his mid-twenties, a letter arrives. It's from her. She's of age and has been for a while, actually, but now she's ready to settle down. She asks him to call on her. Inside the letter is a photograph of her, black and white, but he can tell she's pretty. Prettier than he imagined. He wears his Sunday best and ignores the knot in his stomach on the ride over.

He meets her and is immediately smitten. He expects a meek young woman, but she holds her head high and proud. Mind you, she's inexperienced and innocent as the day she was born, and once they're married, he teaches her all about pleasure and being wicked. He relishes in corrupting her and becomes borderline obsessed with breeding her.

He loves her, but it takes a while for him to realize the feeling is mutual. It's when she stands up for him with his parents that he knows. They married to make sure her family had more access to land, and the Abbotts have access to her family's fortune, so love wasn't in the cards for them. It's a happy accident when they do fall in love.

Thank you for indulging me, anon, and I'm so sorry it took me a couple of days to reply. I appreciate you!

[entryn17]

hai!! sorry if u already answered this already but what brushes do u use! loveee ur character designs btw!

hello! these are the brushes i'm currently using the most. my Main main one is bottom center

[53v3nfrn5]

Stationery from Animal Crossing: City Folk (Nintendo Wii, 2008)

[bonni]

Bon it might just be the weed i’m smoking but wtf is goncharov my dash is COVERED IN IT and i… My brain is breaking

LMAO it's basically a movie that a collection of people on here have (and are, currently) inventing out of thin air. The original meme was this:

it's originally from like a year ago, but it's seen a popularity resurgence in the past few weeks (I remember seeing a post from @calidotgov about it that got a fair amount of attention, thats around when people started talking about it again). So yesterday @beelzeebub made this fake poster:

which gave people a basic cast of characters to work with, so now we're all just making up lore for this imaginary movie. that's what I've gathered anyway

[queermasculine]

just wanted to say ur blog was one of the pushes to get me to start thinking ab gender in a more queer way and helped me discover what being Butch is,, and now today i gave myself my first T shot :) so thanks

way to go champ that's beautiful!!

[scoobydoodean]

do sam fans realize that the way they act actively makes people dislike sam more and more or?

They temporarily lose the ability to read when anything threatens their collective fragile ego, so no.

[prokopetz]

Dracula Daily leading folks to read up on the historical background of its epistolary framing and discovering that same-day mail delivery used to be completely routine and not just a special perk available only to the largest corporations, and that its decline is a direct consequence of abolishing passenger rail in favour of ubiquitous car ownership isn’t the learning opportunity I expected this week, but you know what, I’ll take it.

[lexithwrites]

onlyfans sirius fic when? SO READY FOR THAT

Omg okay it started as a joke but I’m up for writing it,,,,,hopefully soon 👀

[grickle14]

It had finally arrived in the mail. 

[snoopylovessoup]

Snoopy mailboxes 📫

[die-rosastrasse]

Fragments of a fantasy-themed letter for my Irish pen pal 🌿✨

[cloevr]

I like how mysterious weird you are