#Epic musical

[coquexari]

A visual presentation of what happened the first time Ares used blind rage on athena.. [She was being stubborn, he had to exhaust her through force to get her to rest.]

[archerbrodrick]

doomed by the narrative

[weeby-monster-the-bastard]

so i have sound-color synesthesia which means when i hear music/sounds i can draw up the color it sounds like here are what all the sagas (SO FAR!) sound like (numbered for song)

[personbutnotreally1002]

nobody;

Zeus to Odysseus:

Zeus to his favorite daughter:

[telemy]

WHY DO I HAVE EVERY SINGLE SUITOR IN MY COMMENT SECTION IM SOBBING

[flower-blossoms654]

*how Mutiny really went*

Odysseus: Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another, I beg you don't embarrass me you dumbASS

Eurylochus: ....

Odysseus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[clownytheram]

God games is weird bc Athena is the goddess of war and strategy yet in most depictions she ends up taking a lightning bolt to face, despite the fact that she probably could have dodged it.

And like yeah I know its to not appear cowardly and she probably didn't expect Zeus to actually hit her but like homegirl you are goddess of strategy in war, your fuckin chosen is seen as cowardly because he avoids direct fights, something that you specifically instructed him on. Girl you were not that surprised that Zeus would hit you with lightning, its Zeus, be real for a sec. That was a dumbass idea.

But but but! You know whatd be funny? She *did* dodge the lightning and just deadass faked getting hit to pull off that vulnerable begging that she knew shed have to do to convince zeus

[kyleetryme]

I love them.ody kiss me

[violetisconfused]

I can’t stop drinking oil (making ArcherPrince incorrect quotes posts)

Telemachus: Hey Apollo, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Telemachus: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Apollo: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Apollo: The fucking satisfaction.

Telemachus: What are you in the mood for?

Apollo: World domination.

Telemachus: That's a bit ambitious.

Apollo: You are my world.

Telemachus: Aww...

Apollo:

Telemachus:

Apollo:

Telemachus: OH.

Apollo: I feel like doing something stupid.

Telemachus: I’m stupid, do me.

Telemachus: WAIT—

Telemachus: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Telemachus: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Apollo: ...Thanks.

Telemachus: This bloodline ends with me.

Apollo: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Apollo: I like your new pants!

Telemachus: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Apollo: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Telemachus: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Apollo: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Telemachus: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Apollo.

Apollo: Telemachus.. I'm gonna cry!

Telemachus: Please don't.

Apollo, crying: Request denied.

Telemachus: I'm trash.

Apollo: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Telemachus:

Telemachus: You smooth motherfucker.

Telemachus: And yes it does.

Telemachus: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Apollo: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Telemachus, showing up to dinner late: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Apollo: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Odysseus: Apollo, get out of my palace.

Apollo: Talk dirty to me~

Telemachus: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Apollo: Wha-

Telemachus: The economy is in shambles.

Telemachus: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Apollo: Peonies, why?

Telemachus:

Apollo: Were you going to get me flowers?

Telemachus:

Apollo:

Telemachus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Telemachus: I’m in love with you.

Apollo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Telemachus: I know.

Apollo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Apollo: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Telemachus: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Apollo: No, like, U R A Q T.

Telemachus: Awwww!

I’m gonna post a short blurb about them in a bit, maybe multiple of them

[wentthroughtoomanyphases]

CAPTAIN!! (Jorge Rivera-Herrans, of course) I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE END OF "Love in Paradise" LIKE BRO- I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND ALL OF EPIC REALLY, BUT WHAT THE HELL?! HAVING CALYPSO SAY THE WORDS "Stay in my open arms" AND THEN HAVING POLITES, EURYLOCHUS, AND ODYSSEUS' MOTHER SINGING THEIR RESPECTIVE SONGS ("Open Arms", "Luck runs Out", and Anticlea's section from "The Underworld") THAT HURT, CAPTAIN- ESPECIALLY WITH HEADPHONES/EARBUDS!!

[treacherouscyclops]

(Pretend this is a really funny caption)

[coquexari]

Because a thousand of you managed to break into my room in the clouds, I decided to treat you all with an actual Athena design! :3

Her cape changes color depending on the time of day :>

Here are doodles of how her cape/wings work, actually! When they rest, they have the ability to lay flat as fabric, the feathers reaching the floor and covered by the clouds that often follow her, which disappear when she opens her wings, and reappears when she rests them [AND her helmet fluff thing works as both head and tail feathers! silly lil birb :3 it trails behind her when she walks]

Not to mention! There are also snakes on her!

Her belt, and her right arm [which is often hidden behind her back, or at least always under her cape.] To represent a more cunning, deceptive side to strategy >:3c teehee, hope yall enjoy! :D

[archerbrodrick]

side eyes odysseus in everything past the underworld

[ziezhezra]

I saw this vid on tiktok a while ago...

And I feel personally attacked

[sillyweirdkid]

MY SPOTIFY BE COOKING BANGERS W THIS ONE

[telemy]

I just realised i forgot to post this 😭🙏

Me when i don't want to kill some random mortal kid bc he seems cool and silly asf