#Erasa and sharpener

[ap-kinda-lit]

Erasa: I've always wanted to see an alien. Who would've thought Gohan was one all along.

Videl: Technically he's half alien, but yeah. Trunks Briefs is too.

Sharpner: Wait, wait, hold up...Gohan, Goten, and Trunks are only half alien 'cause their moms are humans. So that means that they are living proof that Mrs. Son and Mrs. Briefs have not only made contact with aliens, they "made contact" with them.

Everyone: *looks at Bulma & Chichi*

Erasa: Awesome.

[celticcatgirl2]

🎵 “We are family

I got all my sisters with me

We are family

Get up everybody and sing

We are family

I got all my sisters with me

We are family

Get up everybody and sing” 🎵

[addemius]

Dragon Ball pun names, all I can think of:

Frieza, Cooler, Frost, Cold. Pretty obvious, Freezer and them are named after low temps. Beerus, Whis - Beer, Whiskey Champa, Vados - Champagne, Vodka Appule - Apple Vegeta, Tarble- Vegetable Kakarot, Broly, Bardock, Gine, Nappa, Cabba, Kale, Cauliflua, Raditz, Paragus - Carrot, Broccoli, Burdock (type of root vegetable), Gine (type of onion), Nappa (type of cabbage), Cabbage, Kale, Cauliflower, Raddish, asparagus Oh i just noticed that Goku’s family names are all vegetables where the edible part grows below the ground Raddish, carrots, onions, root veggies And Asparagus and Broccoli are similar but for above ground Bulma (Buluma), Briefs, Trunks, Bulla, Tights - Bloomers, Briefs, Trunks, Bra, tights Chichi, Ox King - Chichi means cow milk in Chinese, and her dad’s an ox. They’re farm animals. Gohan, Pan - Food/rice, Bread (they’re just in Japanese’s) Sharpner, Erasa, Launch - sharpener, eraser, lunch Mr. satan/Hercule, Videl, Pan- Sayan, Devil (anagram) and Pan, Greek god of fear who looks like a goat. Hercule was an English dub name that was transferred into Japanese as his first name since Toriyama liked it so much- however, it’s still not his birth name, which is Mark. Bibiddi, Babbidi, Buu, Dabura - Cinderella, (Abraca)Dabra

Had to Google these:

Piccolo is named after the woodwind instrument But other namekians are different words for snail (S)Nail, Dende(n-mushi) Appule, Cui, Dodoria, Napple, Abo, Kado, Melone - Apple, Kiwi, Durian, Pineapple, Avocado, Melon Zarbon is Japanese for pomelo Ginyu force are named after dairy products - Ginyu (j.milk), Burter, Guldo, Jeice, Recoome- (milk), Butter, (j. yogurt), Cheese, Cream

[peridotite]

Thoughts on Erasa, Sharpener and Angela?

erasa is nice, sharpner is whatever, angela is funny + love that episode + gave me this relatable picture

[chestnutisland]

Hi :D, just so you know, I want to maka adoptive son of K18(He will be a bio android, but with only three races: Icejin, Draconicjin and Human). He will have orange hair (in honor of his Uncle 16), and he will also have lava blue eyes(color code #2d5069), He is older than Marron(If I'm not mistaken, he's the same age as Goten and Trunks, or is 15 years old), His skin color is dark Sepia, His height, at 15 years old, is 173cm. He trained with Whis, to participate in the tournament of power, he unlocked a transformation, which would be like an Obsidian (he has related transformations to Lava, Obsidian and Volcanoes). His Obsidian form reaches the level of Goku's Super Saiyan 2 Full Power (without being mastered), if it is mastered, it reaches the Super Saiyan God(Red), at just 5% of the power. Whis says that if he continues training, his potential will be enormous (due to him being an incredible bio-android). Because he is a bio-android, he has a soul.

His name, I'm in doubt between Topaz or Kokuyō (from the Japanese word obsidian). Many girls at his school fall in love with him because of his appearance, but he falls in love with Erasa and Sharpener's daughter (their daughter dreams of being a martial artist, like her aunt Videl and Uncle Gohan), I don't know a name for her yet, I'm still undecided, I only know that she is 165cm tall, and her personality is like Videl when she was young (at school), but she only knows how to fly through the capsule corporation's rocket boots and not through Ki.

My Oc, he likes this: Nature, Fights, Training, his Family and his dear little sister.

He is also very protective of Marron, he loves his little sister and wants to protect her at any cost, He gets along really well with his adoptive uncle (17), and 17 thinks he's a pretty amazing nephew, and in a way his nephew reminds him of 16. He cannot absorb other androids, but he can train, and become quite strong.

His Ki blasts are dark orange in color(#ff4d01), I thought his base aura was a dark purple color, with orange Lightning, the sound of the aura, would remind the Super Saiyan 3 (the first time, that Goku transformed against Majin Boo).

Wow, that's a really thought-out concept, I like your dedication! It's always fun to see what kind of OCs other people make up for the Chestnut family. Yours is quite interesting, I hope you get to flesh out his character to your hearts content!

Also, the names are nice! I think I like Topaz a teense bit more out of the two ~_^.

[rpking99]

"No! it's stupid! Besides, Sharpener would never know! Besides, he's probably failed day one and just not saying anything!" Erasa responded with a huff as she leaned forwards, showing off more of her tits to her lover "Come on~! There's gotta be some way I can convince you give up on this stupidity!"

NNN Tourment

Closed with @tokufan400

Erasa grumbled a bit as she looked in at her boyfriend in disappointment, shaking her head

"Daiki, Daiki, Daiki. Really? You're taking part of this stupid No Nut November thing?" Erasa asked in irritation, sitting down on the ground and glaring up at her boyfriend

[thegreatsaiya-z]

gohan was both videl and sharpner’s bi awakening, and thats why they were like that during the Saiyaman saga

[ask-saiyaman]

whatever happened to your old high school classmates?

Last Week

[burnxngslash]

There, invite successful. Had this been a party invite in a video game then lunch time would be the part where a skit plays in which the newest member introduces themselves. Granted Gohan will be careful that he’s not too pushy or forward considering she still seemed a little hesitant but he could tell she was still willing to make a friend or two. “Great, my friends should already be at the table and if they’re not..well no reason why it can’t be just the two of us.” There was a gentleness to him and a kindness that probably no other in the school could replicate as he turned his back to lead her towards the cafeteria. 

“Since we’re in the same class you can always come to me if you’re ever lost…oh and as soon as you feel comfortable you can feel free to join any of the after school clubs, I’d join one myself but I live pretty far away so I need all the time I can get if I want to get back home before dark.” A sheepish chuckle left him as they arrived within the cafeteria. The second they both made their entrance all eyes were on them…or actually just most eyes were on them, the eyes of those actually in their class but some had probably already gossiped about her privileges and began whispering. His eyes scopes the room but there was no sign of Erasa, Sharpener OR Videl..he couldn’t feel Videl’s energy in the room either soo that was a bust. 

Hrmmm to get away from these prying eyes Gohan quickly closes the doors. “How about we have lunch on the rooftop? Gives us enough silence so we could talk, get to know each other.”

Another Oddball in Class

@scarlxtleaves

It had taken her adoptive grandparents far too long in negotiation with the school factuality to let her participate with her hat on. It even took them pulling strings with a few frequent customers of their restaurant (who were doctors) to help provide a notice that she had an “embarrassing condition” she didn’t wish to expose to the public and cause humiliation among classmates. Thankfully, they worked and she was allowed in.

Even with this, Angel couldn’t help but worry about the idea of entering a high school.

“Come now little Angel.” Her grandma said calmly as the two prepped ingredients for the next day as their “young assistant” wouldn’t be there the next day. “You’ll be allowed your hat and we have that skirt that covers your tail. The only thing you need to worry about is keeping up with your grades. Besides, you need to socialize with kids your age.”

“You mean normal human kids…” Angel muttered as she set aside the minced mushrooms she cut aside in a bowl.

“You know that’s not what I mean.” Her elder replied. “Everyone here is different. We have that nice couple who are beast people come once a week and they’re treated just the same as any other person…” She stopped her prepping and turned to her nervous child. Putting her hand on her shoulders to bring her down to her level.

“I know it’s scary. All change usually is. Your Pa-Pa and I were quite scared when we first saw you when you fell from the sky. But we then realized we were given a chance we never took when we were younger. Maybe you’ll find something that will forever change your life when you get there.” She said before giving a parental kiss on her forehead. “It’ll be just fine, now go get ready for bed. Pa-pa and I can finish the rest.”

“Are you sure?” Angel asked, but she was reassuringly shooed off and went to bed a bit more confident then before.

~The Next Morning~

With a double check of her outfit for any reveling spots, and of her book-satchel for any missing supplies. Angel walked out the door after a quick breakfast and goodbye to her grandparents. It was a new day, and she felt much better. The sun was out and a gentle breeze blew by as she made her way to Orange Star High.

She got a few odd looks from passing schoolmates, but she had to assume it was from her being new. After a quick trip to the office, she was in her first class. Of course the class had to look full. Not to mention all the eyes looking at her.

“You must be the new student I was told about.” Observed the teacher. With a little nod of reply, he shrugged and pointed to a row in the distance. “Your seat is over there. Please settle in quickly.” And with that she did so. But that didn’t mean the awkwardness didn’t end.

“Look at Miss. Exception” One whispered

“Probably has a gross condition underneath.” It continued and seemed relentless. Even when she tried to hide her abnormalities, it wouldn’t work. But the bell soon rang and the room was quiet.

[kyojtanjs]

a post majin buu saga sharpener & gohan centric fic in which sharpener still doesn’t like gohan, and yet they're forced into an attempt of spending time with each other. you can read it on ao3 here or fanfic.net here!

[alldragonballstuff]

only one person per row because I’m tired

[celticcatgirl2]

“Golly Gee!!! First Day of School and 3 people already wanna take my virginity in a rented Limo on Prom Night!!!”

[silvershewolf247]

Incorrect Dragon Ball Z Quote #797

Gohan: (burps then smiles nervously) I ate Sharpener.

Videl and Erasa: (shocked)

Goten: (gives Gohan a thumbs up)

Videl: Gohan! You can't just go around eating people! This isn't-this isn't-(turns to Erasa) What place are we trying to think of Erasa?

Erasa: No place! There's no place where you can just go around eating people!

Gohan: I'm sorry.

Videl: You're sorry?! How could you do this?!

Gohan: Well it was easy because his hair was greasy and then he kinda got stuck at the shoulders.

Goten: Yeah so then this guy started choking so then I just showed him the moon to make Gohan bigger and made him easier to eat.(pats Gohan's back)

Videl: (looks at Erasa)

Gohan: Videl, I'm sorry. I saw how well you were getting along with Sharpener and I guess I got a little jealous.

Videl: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT HIM!

(Videl, Erasa, Goten, and Gohan run inside the lab to get Bulma.)

Videl: Bulma! Bulma! We need your help! Gohan ate Sharpener.

Bulma: Not now Videl. I'm trying to examine cybernetics. HE ATE SHARPENER?!

Android 17: The hairy guy ate somebody?

Goten: Yeah, he's an alien.

Android 18: Nice!

Videl: Bulma, please! We have to find a way to get Sharpener out of Gohan.

Android 17: Let's cut him open!

Gohan: Let's not cut him open! He's a very nice guy.

Erasa: Nice guy? You ate somebody!

[dragonsballsz]

to my knowledge, she only ever shows up during the buu saga, during which she is in high school. and unlike sharpener and videl, she’s never even implied to be rich. so she’s videl’s age at present and therefore an adult, but as far as we know owns no property, has no income, and therefore pays no taxes.

future!seventeen would not pay taxes (partly because of who he is as a person but also partly because, as i have established in this graph, there are no taxes in the bad future). present!seventeen is a park ranger and therefore understands the need for taxes to help preserve parks like the one he ranges.

so yes, android #17 pays taxes, erasa does not, and jimmy firecracker is too fearsome to even be asked.

i’m joking, i’m joking.

bulma’s a billionaire, she doesn’t pay taxes.

[dante-heller]

🎼 Sharpener and Erasa

SEND ME A SHIP AND A 🎼 AND I’LL GIVE YOU THE SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THE SHIP

Good Vibrations by Beach Boys.

Sharpner

I-I love the colorful clothes she wears And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair I hear the sound of a gentle word On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson.

Sharpner

Hey pretty baby with the high heels on. You give me fever, like I've never, ever known. You're just a product of loveliness, I like the groove of your walk, Your talk, your dress. I feel your fever from miles around, I'll pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town. Just kiss me baby and tell me twice; That you're the one for me.

I Need A Hero by Jennifer Saunders (The Good Version).

Erasa

Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach Someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

Head To Toe by Lisa Lisa.

Erasa

Here today, gone tomorrow, it's possible, but I doubt it. His kiss is credit in the bank of love, I never leave home without it. He's different from any boy I know, body supreme. Bedroom eyes, head back to the side, please don't be so mean.

Fly Away From Here by Aerosmith.

Both

If this life, gets any harder now Don't ever mind, you got me by your side And any time you want We can catch a train and find a better place Cause we won't let nothing or no one keep getting us down.

[rockingthegraveyard]

Who wants some ‘Drunk Gohan’ hc?????

The first time he drinks, its with Goku and Krillin. They don’t let him get completely drunk. They unsurprisingly couldn’t keep it from Chichi but she surprisingly agree’d as long as they remained sober and he didn’t have too much. 

Gohan was eager but also low-key terrified. Chichi made sure he had read all the pamphlets and been aware of all the horror stories on drugs and alcohol growing up.

This was when Goku and Krillin learned that Gohan and Videl are getting more intimate. Gohan wouldn’t stop gushing over videl and how soft her kisses are.

Goku and Krillin have a bet going and they never quite figure out who wins. Goku bets that Gohan begins to just start floating without realizing it when he talks about Videl. Krillin bets it’s the more Gohan drinks. If they don’t reel him in, Gohan will just float higher and higher. 

Gohan is either super giggly. Everything is hilarious and everyone is super comfortable to lean against. Or super open. The more he drinks, the more open he becomes. 

If they lets him, he’ll have his body stretched over as many people as he can manage. 

In his open honestly, he loses his restrain on holding back on his more “sensitive” stories.

Erasa: So Gohan, you’re family has, like, had a lot of adventures, right? You must have a lot of stories to share.

Videl: I heard you actually went to space. I want to hear about those!

Gohan: A giant thug broke my neck and sometimes if I wake with sleep paralysis I feel like I’m five all over again. 

Videl, Sharpener, Erasa: ...............................