Eddie: alright, you're turn in initiative, whadya got?
Dustin: what does the phrase 'worn or carried' mean to you?
Eddie: *sighs* it means being worn or being carried.
Dustin: ok. I can work with that. Would you consider a human heart to be worn or carried?
Eddie, staring: I'm sorry- a human heart? Okay I'm gonna regret this but why are you asking?
Dustin: so there's a first level spell, catapult-
Eddie: yes I'm familiar with this spell.
Dustin: now that spells says I can jettison an object that is not being worn or carried.
Eddie: you can't see his heart though, so-
Dustin: ah but see, catapult doesn't require you to see the object you are throwing.
Eddie, blinking: what?
Dustin: catapult does not require line of sight
Eddie: ok but even if it's not being worn or carried, a heart is not an object.
Dustin: what if it were in a jar? You'd consider it an object then, wouldn't you?
Eddie: I am not going to allow you to use a first level spell to fling someone's heart from their chest!
Dustin, shrugs: rules as written says I should be able to.
Eddie: your written rules can kiss my ass
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Got really into Something is Killing the Children recently, and I just think Erica Slaughter is pretty neat
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the cast for the play has been announced ! you've probably seen the main players on twitter/instagram, but the rest of the cast and crew has been credited on the st on stage website
the list of characters is as follows: chief hopper, sue anderson (sinclair), lonnie byers, bob newby, charles sinclair, ted wheeler, karen childress (wheeler), allen munson, victor creel, james hopper, jr., henry creel, joyce maldonado (byers), father newby, walter henderson, claudia henderson, dr. brenner, virginia creel, and patty newby, as well as a number of ensemble cast members
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