#Evil henchmen/ assistant Danny

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Fentons family's guide Section on being an evil assistant to a supervillain

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Fentons family's guide to being an evil assistant to a supervillain

Guide by Jazmin Fenton in case of employment with a supervillain.

Being an evil assistant or henchmen is surprisingly a very stable source of an income stream all things considered.

You just need to find a boss. A as in singular it's very important, who is pathetic and or stupid enough to constantly have their large scale plan failing even without the hero's Involvement.

And while their large scale plan for taking over the world with a weapon of mass destruction could be feasible if only they didn't think to actually use it. Using it to threaten the world leaders for sway is the correct way. It is the most unused method the one being used most is the method of actually using the weapon of mass destruction for mass destruction.

You as the evil assistant then have the responsibility to make sure that the villain doesn't/ can't use said device to destroy the world. The heroes can help. Later then take the blame for the failure absolving you of involvement.

Being a good evil assistant is babysitting the evil boss.

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"Oh man never thought I'd actually need to use the 'Fenton guide' Jazz made me." Danny mumbled quietly and heaved a sigh of relief when he had found it among his hastily packed together bag.

Jazz had been the one making both of their emergency bags when she had told him about the guide. He hadn't appreciated it then now he truly did now with everything going on.

God he missed Jazz so much. He wanted to see her so badly he wanted to hold her hand like when they were kids. He really wanted her hand to squeeze his back in reassurance that everything was going to be fine.

Danny tried holding back his sobs at the thought. He couldn't stop the mist in his eyes or his hands shaking holding the little booklet.

But he wanted her safe and far away from everything even more. He wanted his friends to be safe with his sister. It didn't matter if he had to be far away working getting those crystals every way he could think of. His friends and sister needed money to keep them safe, hidden and taken care of. They needed that money and crystals and if Danny had to choose between his morals and fright he would always choose his true family. Morals be damned.

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He hadn't expected the costume to be so good in quality. That had surprised him the most the second being how easy it would be getting a job with villains. Turns out working as an "meta" henchmen who knew everything from fighting to logistics and machinery was a rarity in this dimension. Who would have guessed it with all the metas and enhanced humans going about? And omg they even have aliens in this dimension!

Getting the money for the crystals had been going surprisingly smoothly. Everything had been going so smoothly that of course it had to be ruined! The villain Danny was working for had gotten noticed and promptly got beat. Which meant he didn't have an employer anymore at least until a breakout was orchestrated. So no more job until then.

And Danny had finally managed his way to the middle hierarchy in that organization! Now he would need to go looking for evil henchmen positions again! It wasn't even a good season to go looking for openings in other organizations.

Damn it that bat furry in Gotham and his flock of birds. Don't they get how hard it is for a henchmen to find descant work!?

Maybe he should go with the duo villain and assistant type next time.

Thank you so much for reading I hope it was enjoyed!

Danny in the lair after having saved his villain boss from Batman after said villain had their scheme blown up in their face. Danny knew the plan would fail miserably but at this point he didn't care. He stopped trying to help when it came to schemes ages ago.

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Idk if I've posted this idea before but I've had this thing bouncing around in my head for a while.

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Danny in my Au is wearing the Shego outfit as his own self-appointed uniform. Why?

Kim possible doesn't exist in the dimension he works in. When Danny found out his childhood fiction icon didn't exist he was borderline hysterical.

His childhood icon didn't exist.

One of his inspirations for heroing doesn't exist here and well that's about enough to turn him to the dark side.

He wears the Shego outfit in silent honor of his time spent watching it with his sister.

It is also stated in the Handbook that "having a signature look makes the chances of getting hired for high level evil henchmen jobs go way up." And then there was a picture of Shego.

And maybe Danny thought that Shego always looked really cool.

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Meanwhile I'm writing have this!

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When asked why he doesn't display the same level of power as he did against Trigon, Shego Danny says the more power he brings forth, the closer he gets to being dead. It's true from a certain point of view

Shego was't surprised at the teens dumbfounded expressions. It truly filled him with such glee as their faces twisted with the donning realisation.

Ever since it got out that ''Shego used to be a hero'' the comments about him " joining the good side again" had ramped up!

'"Oh Shego join us and use your powers for the good"' or a remixed version of "'you have such power but you use it for evil"'. Danny had heard it all and it got tiring fast.

So yes Shego would enjoy the horror stricken Faces of the kidi-heros. Because they would. Not. Shut. Up. About. It!

The older heroes had eventually slowed down but not these little twerps. Was it because he held back too much? Should he start hitting them harder so they learned to concentrate on the God damn fight in front of them!?

It had worked great for him so it must be an effective solution!

(He thought he heard a face slap suspiciously sounding like Jazz's echo in the back of his mind.) A quiet swish followed by humming started up, right on que!

"Well brats I gotta go my ride is here and I don't want any of your twerpyness getting on me!" The kids were hit with whiplash by shego's words still and slight guilt.

Aww look at the little baby Heros feeling guilty. Constantly having forced Shego into annoying situations and forcing him into using his powers. How cute they are thinking about what they did.

He still wouldn't forget it and he sure as hell doesn't forgive them but they really are just kids. Isn't it practically teenagers' job to be annoying to adults anyway? Ah to be young again. But speaking about annoying.

"Oi, Shego stop standing around and hop on already!" His boss's filtered voice cracked to life in his com and had him flipping backwards in a rather Nightwing-esk maneuver (not that Nightwing existed quite yet in this dimension) and gave the kiddos a final wave goodbye before jumping on the revving motorcycle his boss drove. Robin looked even more shocked as the bike shot off.

Danny sighed slightly, apparently his boss still loved a flashy exit! The red helm should really have tipped him off about his dramatic nature or the heads in the duffle bag thing a while back. Or maybe future, that was the thing with interdimensional hopping!

Now what he really wanted to know was how much Red hood was going to pay him in compensation for helping out. Because the annoyances Shego would get for "helping" were going to cost Red hood dearly. Mark his words.

"Oh stop being pissy Shego."

"Fuck off Hood you aren't the one that will have to deal with the hero's and their savior complex constantly now." The laugh Danny got in return just cemented his hatred for his boss. :D

Wip of Shego Danny fighting his boss before he became his boss:b Boss was still fresh free from the LOA.

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Ha ha I promised DpxDc with a side of kp content and I delivered! A shego Danny coming right up!

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More of Shego Danny Au

Shego is MIA. It's been three weeks of no news of him.

The heroes haven't seen Shego (Danny) for weeks. No one was a clue as to where he is. Even the villain he currently works for doesn't know.

He just disappeared after a minor fight. The conclusion is that he somehow got taken after the fight. There are enough people who would be interested in a meta with his skill set and abilities even his gene's, plenty who would use force for recruitment.

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Danny did not in fact get kidnapped for recruitment or get his genes stolen. No, Danny is simply enjoying his well dicerved beach VK! California was treating him well indeed.

Even if the two Chaos shits Dan and Ellie had forcefully tagged themselves along. Ugh, you'd think the universe would give him a break from all the babysitting.

Danny sure was glad that he finally used those vacation days.

He'd prepared everything so nicely before leaving, the little fight before leaving even. It turned out okay, he had even been at the airport in time! He had made sure multiple times that everything would be fine with his boss. They had discussed it at length over email! Wasn't he just so responsible,ha, take that Jazz his plan worked out just fine.

His plan had not in fact "turned out just fine." As Danny would later find out when he accidentally crashes his own villain funeral.

Fuck. He wanted his vacation back.

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I love your danny Hego picture, is there a team with Shego?

Hmm well no, not really. More like Shego (Danny) usually gets hired by different villains by weekly or by set appointments.

Planned Christmas breakout paid by the penguin or Two face needing someone to track down someone else.

Oh sure he gets temporary team ups with other unnamed henchmen.

Though for the most part Danny just wants the job done and over with quickly which means he usually does everything himself. He knows people and they know him in turn.

I'll definitely need to think up a fun teamup for the future. Maybe with a baby ghost core having Damian. Oh that would be fun. Instant combat style ghost fighting.

*evil cackling in the distance*

Thx for asking a question. <3<3 Tbh I'm a little unsure about the question you're asking. English isn't my language so I might be misinterpreting it.

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*When Danny was still new to Shego-ing*

This is old I'm crying it looks so bad to me now(T-T)

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Got some Danny Shego Au stuff coming soon;)

You get a clue or two.

Clues this episode are* Drum roll*

Sand in Sandals and worried capes.

Can you guess about the plot for today's episodes plot?