#ExHell

[thetunesclub]

"Forced To Obey" by ExHell is not just a song — it’s a rebellion in audio form. Gritty, dark, and unapologetically intense. Plug in, zone out, and let the chaos take over. 🎧🔥

[helsex]

Exhels gay sex

[madscience]

They're meeting up for evil reasons I swear. No feelings involved here at all.... prommy..........

[carpbait]

exhels ..

[fantarain]

What really went down at Hels’ Kitchen in season 8

[aries-of-spades]

I couldn't sleep last night cause I was thinking about this dumb idea XD

[zalkester]

this is all you're getting from me for now

[jaspersfeelinartsy]

Man, I love character popsicles ;)

Designs based on @helsex Hels and Ex designs

[justanothermutantkid]

Hels and Ex are the usually exact opposite when it comes to their posture. Hels' back is always ramrod-straight, even when he's relaxed (or, as relaxed as he gets). On the other side of things, Ex almost never sits or stands straight when he's not monologuing, usually slouching slightly when he's not draped dramatically across wherever he's chosen to rest. The few who've seen this firsthand have noted how odd it is to watch Ex sprawl himself over a couch while Hels takes up barely the amount of space he needs. Though Hels doesn't shrink in on himself, he also prefers not to draw attention to himself unless he's looking for a fight, which is in stark contrast to Ex's 'the more people focused on/in awe of me, the better' rule. It's just one of the ways the two are visibly opposites while still being far more similar than either of them would ever admit.

[lostinthe-void-666]

Fic recommendations!

Before we start I would like to say that all the summaries I post here are pulled directly from my own brain, also may contain spoilers (if so I apologize.) Please check the fics themselves for the tags/actual summaries, and just generally more information. Also let me know if any of the fic links are wrong and I’ll replace them! Thank you :)

Also give the authors all the love. They’ve made us all some amazing fanworks <3

Starbound: Scavenge for Survivors - a humans are space orcs fic in the form of Xisuma picks up some aliens and goes running through the cosmos. Also in this series is Starbound: Savage (Forgotten Conquest) although if you plan to read the first, I would recommend not reading it until you get to a certain point in the other fic!

TAXI! [Totally and Xisumally Insane] - college dropout Xisuma runs a taxi service to stay afloat, but some odd people inadvertently become regulars of his.

Well, Well, Look Who’s Inside Again - Ex is unbanned from the Void in a really bad state. Oh and can’t remember anything. A lot of angst ensues :)

Love Me Like I’m Dead - Xisuma whump. There’s more to it and it’s extremely good I love it so much, but that’s the most basic summary.

Skin and Bones - febwhump from the same author as love me like I’m dead! Have to have an acc to view but a lot of the same themes and it’s really good ^^

proverbs uttered by utter fools (i’ll do anything it takes!) - I’m awful at a summary for this one. Ai Xisuma is a mascot for the company that Grian works for. A lot of stuff ensues.

Curiosity and their Consequences. - Cub realizes that the admin has never shared things about his own past. So what happens when he goes digging?

Potion of Forget This - After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, a few of the Hermits start mixing soups and potions! Xisuma mixes a soup for one of his experiments. This time, it wasn’t just some funny effect.

cosmology - a series! Really love their world building and admin headcannons! The first one is post season 8, the second is set in season 10

i of the storm // salvation - Wels puts himself in a dangerous situation, to follow the call of salvation

quality entertainment - The Watchers are the audience, and they have to be satisfied.

Detecting and Other Gerunds - Xisuma finds something in the woods. Little does he know, that sort of creates a person.

The Devil’s Casino (and it’s not-so-devilish people) - Ex runs a casino in the city, Xisuma lives in a town near the city, and they’re forced to move out and go to work at the casino for a little while

get 360ed, bitch (EX + Xisuma) - a lot of really great fics, I can’t list them all out, but the devil’s casino is part of it and it’s so cool :)

Gates of Evolution - Xisuma is transported back in time to Evo. An elaboration on something that happens in another of the authors fics, Hermitcraft Chaotic Group Chat

stumbling in the dark (please come find me) - GIGS and ghostie Mumbo!!

The Orb Factory - Servers are orbs manufactured by the watchers and each admin gets one when they reach 18 yes, new addition, shh. I think it’s a really cool concept ^-^

The Major is walking on general ice - I haven’t personally finished this one yet, unfortunately, but it’s super good. Xisuma angst and the writing is so good

Well I Would Give You My Whole World - 5+ 1, Xisuma keeps getting so absorbed with helping others he keeps forgetting about himself

The art of taking care of others (and the unconventional methods that come with it) - (taken directly from the fic summary) 5 times Xisuma was a hypocrite while also being a worried dad, and one where people finally caught up on what was happening.

The Cloned Series - not much of it is out yet but is seems angsty. Very fun.

Hermitcraft brainrot (mainly Xisuma or EX) - self explanatory

Secret admins are a really bad idea - series! The first is an 8 +1 of the hermits not knowing who their admin is, the second is a pre-fic oneshot explaining something in the other fic

i can be the one you call - THE hurt/comfort Hermitcraft series.

I Can Be the One You Call AU Stories - self-explanatory. A series :)

Ex’s Quest to get a Single Night of Rest - Ex gets brought back onto the Hermitcraft server. The Hermits are annoying.

Iron Bleeds Green - a Hermitcraft/bionicle crossover, no idea what bionicle is but this fic is great, Xisuma and Ex find a demon of their past is following them.

the fracture - …just yeah. Xisuma and ex are pitted against each other, they were never meant to be close. Xisuma tries anyway.

Parasites aren’t the only thing you need to heal from. - (taken from the series summary) This is an Au where E.X was a parasite that practically used Xisuma's body to hurt the hermits then framed him till the point that the hermits did something that they will continue to regret.

Nobody will notice. - the hermits are inadvertently awful to xisuma and he finally ends up breaking down. I need more xisuma whump like this.

Void Medic EX - series, first one is an explanation kinda, the second, ex keeps finding their own sibling in the void..

it gets a little lonely here - series!! About an experiment facility, first one is Xisuma-centric

Void Siblings AU - trans ex, a rocky sibling relationship, and also their awful parents.

From the Archives - MAGNUS ARCHIVES BUT MAKE IT HERMITCRAFT!!! Hard to explain. Spooky and silly :)

your destiny is yours to write (or play) - xisuma-centric band au!!

AniMCYT - I understand that this one is really niche, but if you were ever a fan of animorphs, ever, that’s what this is :)

Oneshots/shorter 2/3 chapter fics:

xisuma and the void - a snapshot of what it’s like to be an admin

A Creaking Heart - Shapeshifter EX and Xisuma!! Creaking!EX!!! Angst!

Xisuma Oneshots - a series of random Xisuma oneshots.

When You’re Down Let Me Run To Your Aid - post season 8, and Xisuma isn’t responding to any of the Hermits. They’re worried.

Dragon’s Whumptober 2024 - a bunch of really fun oneshots, I could never list them all separately

Never Make a Contingency Plan Based on an Assumption - Xisuma gets caught in a death loop :D

Mis-take - (this summary taken directly out of the summary of the fic itself) The Watchers’s declaration of war against mortals, among all the grandstanding, also boasted the capture of Xisumavoid, the Admin Voidwalker.

Shouldn’t you know better? You opened the door for an apex predator - VAMPIRE MUMBO GOING FERAL YES!!!

The Workers Have Left Their Stations - Joe and Xisuma have a chat

Don’t let X and his friends cook - Xisuma and some off-server friends engage in shenanigans

Make a mercy out of me - MORE VAMPIRE MUMBO GOING FERAL!

Not Ready? - Xisuma leans something about EX

Worldeater - an admin headcannon, very cool :)

A knock at the window - Xisuma’s locked outside late at night again.

Rouge’s Gallery - an explanation of the hermits (and why they’re terrifying-)

Flowers. - Xisuma angst

i am a phony - what if xisuma and ex were in third life?

Lean On Me, Let It Out - only Doc knows about Xisuma’s previous server and what horrible things happened there

Honeycomb - Voidwalkers have some weird instincts… love this one :D

Withering Pains - (actual fic summary) Xisuma was just heading out to the nether to fix a glitch. He did not sign up to traumatically die to the almost extinct Wither effect.

Just a Day - Ex doesn’t have a good birthday.

Violet Mistique - Ex’s blindfold gets ripped off…

it’s a hollow play - Inspo of quality entertainment!!! Mumbo breaks something, and Xisuma really doesn’t want to punish him.

I’ve Seen Your Face Before - shapeshifting SCP Ex

The Tale of Suma - Xisuma and Ex are kept by the listeners while they’re growing up I can’t do this justice it’s so amazing

Ancient Secrets, Come To Light - …just yeah. Read the summary. Different timeline and watcher Wels

squishy or not, we all still love you - JEVIN FLUFF RAHHHH

Breaking and Entering - Ex tries to escape the void

bee - (actual fic summary) Xisuma gets a little more than he originally wished for with his 'Beesuma' persona.

Soulmarks AU “Hermitcraft” - everyone has a mark representing friendships they form, Xisuma reveals his

naps and high places don’t mix - Xisuma falls asleep in a high place. Instant regret.

Night Night Little God - about the sleeping glitch from the beginning of season 7

Flesh & Diamond - what if Xisuma actually used to be the doomslayer before he came to Hermitcraft?

Doppelgänger - (taken from fic summary) Xisuma confronts his double

when you were flyin’ your white flag, who never gave up on you? - Wels and Xisuma at the end of the world, in the End

You can’t Heal if you Hide - (taken from fic summary) Keralis helps Xisuma after the aftermath of a respawn

Welsknight’s Hoarding Problem - Wels hoards things :)

It’s Inadvisable to Attempt to Fight God as Any Mortal - paladin X!! His god starts to say things, though, and he starts to slip

And the World Stops Turning Just for Me - Xisuma’s tired. So tired, but he can’t give up just yet.

Exhels oneshots!

i love you like the ashes in my cigarette box

If you want a hyphen last name, I guess I don’t mind the cadence

Patterns in Petals

your honor, he’s a cornball

why the fuck are you using tilt controls

[helsex]

evil x + exhels doodle page

[madscience]

it's my duty to turn them into some small thing

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

[fantarain]

The Vampire and The Knight

YESS YESSS I FINALLY FINISHED THE DESIGNS FOR THE VAMPIRE AU!!! been working on this for nearly a month!! Some stuff is subject to change (like hels’ sword, both of their designs in general because they would have multiple outfits). This is a Vampire AU but I amm kind of going for beauty and the beast vibes…

Here’s some lore below!! it’s not very well written, I wrote it a couple weeks ago while I was high and I don’t feel like rewriting it

Helsknight, a knight with a cursed bloodline. It’s said that every few years someone is born with demon blood in them. Hels and Wels, of course. Despite being twins, people shun Hels, suspecting and spreading rumors that he has demon blood, as he doesn’t have blond hair and blue eyes like his brother. Wels is the only one who treats him normally, like a brother, despite that. But even than, Hels still feels at times that he treats him differently.

Wels is a higher up knight (a general? idk what it would be called) than Hels. Wels has chosen other knights over him for stuff that he was perfectly capable of. Whether it was for the sake of saving face and not having a “demon” perform their duties, or because he truly thinks he’s not good enough, Hels felt alienated. Even by his own brother.

So he goes on his own, up to the abandoned castle far away, rumored to be home of a vampire. He will slay the vampire and earn the respect and adoration he so desires from his town. This is what he has to do.

Years ago Evil X lived in a small town with their older brother, Xisuma. In this town there was magic, and potions. It wasn’t a lot, but a few people in the town possessed some sort of magic and/or potion making skills

Evil X craved power, stronger and better magic than their brother, tired of being lesser than. They did a ritual to gain power from the underworld. In the process they were cursed by a mysterious entity and outcasted, exiled by their town. They were nearly killed, but Xisuma sent them away for their safety, but never allowing them to come back ever again.

Now they live in their castle, all alone, with the power they so sought after. Cursed to be a vampire, alone for years, either killing and scaring anyone who dare enter. After years their existence turned into a myth. Nobody knows if they’re real or not, but they’re scared of them.

Except for a single knight who comes to see them one day.

(and they kiss with tongue MWAAHHH)

I do want to make a full length fic with this soon :3

[angelfriez]

HERE YOU ARE HELSEX NATION!!

they look like that one Shining Armor and Cadance meme. You know the one

this is a yearly redraw I do!! The other 3 are below for comparison

[mcytshipsandmore]

Exhels but make them doomed.

-⭐️