#FHJY Spoilers

[istayawakereading]

Going from this (smug as can be)

to this (utter defeat)

is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever

[thistlehalo]

[spot-semiconlon]

YOU

ABSOLUTE

FUCKER

[pardonmysass]

Fig as Wanda Chillda

[magicratfingers]

wip

[hankandmonty]

“Remember when we died?” Is such a raw line. Happy D20 eve

[bacchuschucklefuck]

hell hath no fury etc.

[ewwww-what]

I don’t think this is going to be important this season but I would really like it to be.

[audible301]

Thinking about Porter refusing to sign Gorgug’s MCAT resulting in him taking 4 full years of classes at once and taking stress tokens to try to pass.

Thinking about Gorgug getting closer and closer to taking a rage token to pass his classes.

Thinking about Brennan saying “in most futures your head is chopped off by a raging Gorgug who lost control”

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I hope Fig pulls out a whole ass French press in the final battle and throws it at one of the antagonists

[remidyal]

I don't know if we'll ever get a full writeup on the Barbificer subclass - I rather doubt it, actually - but I swear the ability Gorgug used in the last episode to hit a device to make it work BETTER be named Rage Against the Machine or else it's a tragically missed opportunity.

[askthebadkidz]

I saw a post that said something like ‘K2 is living in a world DM’d by Zac so that’s why she’s like that’ and honestly the idea of that is so funny to me. You have a different god controlling your world view than everyone else.

-mod Riz

[thistlehalo]

gorgug saying, “remember when we died” is all fun and games until you realize that he stood there and took all that damage as he felt the life slowly leave his body

[abernqnts]

// FHJY SPOILERS … Porter hating Lucy for her simple existence as a Frostblade and Lucy being so confused as to why Porter hates her because… who could hate the gentle kind soul, Lucy Frostblade ?

[im-da-bronx]

Bristen (British Kristen): Blimey

People in real life: Hey man how’s it going

[sol-rambles]

You are 14, just starting Freshman year at Augefort Adventuring Academy. In your class, there is a young elven girl wearing a school uniform. You smile softly looking at her.

You are 14, you meet some other kids, you become friends and an adventuring party. You all high five, "High Five Heros!" a small halfing girl, Kipperlily, calls out. Ivy excitedly agrees, it fits. You all like high fives, and you all are going to be amazing heros!

You just turned 15, your still a freshman. Two teachers seem to have taken a liking to your party. They've been helping you level, it's really exciting!! The sorcerer is taking you out, teleporting you to the Far Haven Woods, and the Barbarian has been making it easy for you to kill them!

You're 15, it's summer. Almost time for school again, sophomore year. You are honestly quite excited, your mentors have been continuing to help throughout the summer. Porter has been especially helpful to Mary Ann, though he seem slightly weary when looking at Lucy.

You're 16, bearly. The beautiful elven girl in your class is off with her adventuring party, to go get the Nightmare King's Crown back. Or so you've heard. You are almost ready to go on yours! Jace and Porter are coming with you, apparently it's necessary.

YOU DIED. YOUR DEAD. YOU DIED. HOW, IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.

Your eyes flutter open, you look around. A temple? You feel a new, deep sense of anger. You notice everyone else is also there. So are Porter and Jace.

Lucy seems fine atleast.

End of sophomore year! You're all alive, but, ughhh those Bad Kids. They've been getting on your nerves recently. Jace says not to antagonise them. Porter doesn't seem to care.

FUCK EVERYTHING WENT SO WRONG LUCY DIED. SHES NOT COMING BACK. SHES DEAD, SHE DIDNT ACCEPT THE DEAL.