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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]

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adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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Obsessed with this particular brand of out-of-context Bob's Burgers screenshots

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pappy’s rules:

life is for livin’ (moved from three to one)

sunsets are non negotiable

when you die, you’re dead

move your body every day

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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i love how brennan introduced this whole rumors mechanic likely under the assumption the players would just base their interactions on them without questioning it but instead they’re all just having their characters walk up to each other and say “hey is this thing i heard true”

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oh van grew up eating exclusively hardtack and married a chef? they retired to run a pub together with a tasting menu and plentiful aioli? he gave her a comfort and softness she never had? I’m fine.

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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them

Siobhan:

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All I could think about during the chaos of this scene was this:

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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes

bonus:

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)