#FUB

[nerdynonbinarylife]

The German Aziraphale & Crowley

Okay, hear me out. I know it sounds a little weird, but these two idiots are perfect. May I introduce to you the guitarist and the drummer of the German punk-band 'Die Ärzte' (which translates to 'The Doctors' which is funny cause - you know - David Tennant was...Where was I? Oh, yeah! So!) Farin Urlaub

loves books (he is being called 'The intellectual of the Band' from his Band members)

loves tea (even drinks it while being on stage)

speaks several languages (including german, english, french, spanish, portuguese, japanese and italian)

'chronically positive'

cute smile

Bela B

Farin's gothic (husband) best friend

Dark and unique fashion sense

called himself 'Bela' after Bela Lugosi aka Dracula

Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll

sexy as hell

Facts about Farin & Bela

known each other for a long time (they became friends as teenagers)

absolutley different but share the same opinions and humour

flirting - like - a LOT on stage and in interviews

There were a few kisses but all footage of it is blurry and not enough

Thanks for reading.

Oh, and since I didn't even mentioned the bassist of the band here's a GIF of him. He's cute. He's my Muriel. :3

[nckiio]

Es gibt keine heterosexuelle Erklärung für das hier (partner screenrecorded this)

ARD Showstart -Der lustige Astronaut und Teenager Liebe

[imobsessedwiththem]

[ibuks]

😨

[daemadness]

FUB + text posts, part 5.

+ Bonus:

Do NOT repost on other social medias. (Reblogging on Tumblr still allowed as usual!)

[angelicfruitcake]

[boligona]

[Richy Guitar] in einer Gasse in Berlin

[hmshermitcraft]

Cleo noticed Cub spying on her museum, so she hired False to spy on Cub to see what he's planning on stealing. False does her one better and kidnaps him. She has enough tall towers in her base; she can just stick him in one and wait till he's willing to marry her.

Cub can't complain. No really, he's not allowed. The tower apartment has a functioning kitchen, a full bathroom, and a queen sized bed. He tries to escape or even complains too much False will bind and gag him and stuff him in a small box only to let him out 3 hours every day.

It's not what Cleo asked for, but False can't see any reason for them to complain. Plus, it's hardly like False needs to check in to find out! She's got exactly what she wanted, and she's completed her job. Cleo wouldn't even need to pay her, but False appreciates it regardless. The money is going to be very useful to looking after her eventual fiancé!

Of course, sweet Cub is often too brilliant for his own good. His cleverness is one of the things that drew False to him, but now it's a pain. These escape attempts are getting silly. It's such a shame to hide something so nice to look at away, but if that's what she needs to do until he learns some appreciation...

[eggydragon]

i can’t draw and have a few ships this can go for

First one is Scariandaph where Scar’s the one tied up by Zed and Grain

Next one is Fubskall where False and Iskall tie Cub to the pole

Next is Impdubsgo where Tango and Bdubs treat Impy to some pole time

Finaly, there’s SmallDoctho where Doc and Joel get sick of Etho’s crap and tie him to a poll

[nyxneon]

And guess who is procrastinating both work and the dreamling bingo? Me.

So what did I do? Took a lil Bela/Farin thingy I wrote in 2007 or so and fiddled with it. Now it's on ao3.

[nckiio]

Der Brainrot ist real

Farin und Bela sind verheiratet, prove me wrong

[imobsessedwiththem]

[ibuks]

manchmal bescheißt sie mit dem wechselgeld

[hmshermitcraft]

After every MCC, False needs to cuddle a small mammal to calm her nerves. Cub counts as a small mammal.

Cub isn't really sure if he counts as small or a mammal (he's not sure if Vex are warm blooded or not, maybe he needs to test that), but it's nice to help False calm down. He knows she always gets caught up in her head with these events, never believing the fact he'll always think she's amazing.

It's part of the after MCC routine for them both. Sitting quietly and holding each other until they can pluck the energy up to join the after parties.

[eggydragon]

Cub looking at himself in the mirror and lamenting: I'm bear adjacent. People are gonna assume I'm a buff, strong dom/top and a big spoon, and I'll be a disappointment if I tell them otherwise.

False, a stick of a woman who can yeet and swing massive muscle dudes around like nothing, and scares 50 Shades dom/tops: The fuck you are!