#FUCKING YES HOLY SHT

[hand-stuck-in-shredder]

*looks at the document thats 50% ramble of unrelated fic and 40% actual fic & 10% rambles of the fic thats actively being worked on* u kno what maybe i AM cooking tonight holy shit

[misserabella]

gonna need an abby version of your ‘sexting ellie williams’ fics bc god am i obsessed with that woman

a/n; you ask and you shall receive

sexting with gf! abby! ♡

pt2

cw; +18 content! minors dni!, sexting, drinking (reader is in a party and drunk), description of a video of reader touching herself, abby being as cocky as ever, top! abby, bottom! reader, fingering, praising, oral sex (r receiving), cum eating, making out, allusions of sex with strap…

3:24 AM

abs

abssssss

abbyyyyy

sht abayuyyy

abby groaned as her phone buzzed nonstop, reaching for it and squinting her eyes at the screen’s light. she took a peak at the hour. holy fuck. 3AM?

baby? what the hell? why are you up this late?

partyyyy

u’re at a party rn? bfr

yessss. owen’s

i’m gonna kill him. why did he let you drink this much?

i’m not deinkkk

you’re definitely drunk, doll. i’m gonna go get you, alright? stay put wherever u are and don’t move.

no no lsten, i have something impurtabt to telll u

what is it?

ik i’m drunk rn but in gunna marry you

you’re gonna marry me?

abby was laughing at your texts. yes, she was worried you had been drinking, but you were at owen’s and you were safe. and it was so fucking fun to watch you try and type correctly.

yes

i’m marryin u

even if you r meanb

me? when have i been mean to you baby?

rn

right now?

yeahh, ‘cause tou’re sooooj beautiful

all i fan think about are your lips rn

why r u not heyre?

okay. you’re really drunk, baby, why don’t you wait for me and we talk about this when i get there, hm?

no.

u r gonna take sooooiii long

you’ve pretty eyesX

they look so good when u go down on me

abby’s eyes widened, and her whole body seemed to burn. shit.

yeah? they look good princess?

mmmh

want u

and you’re so far away rn it’s nor fair

that was a fucking lie. abby was already on the road to get there. shit. she loved it when you went all needy on her. and when you were drunk? you had no filter. always screaming and moaning so loud she sometimes would have to muzzle you to not have the neighbors knocking on her door.

oh baby, why don’t you come here and sit on my face? my tongue will say sorry for me

your cheeks flushed, and your cunt throbbed. you loved it when she’d make you sit on her face, her tongue unrelenting on fucking you over and over again until you wouldn’t cum anymore. you needed her. and you needed her right now. the bathroom you had gone in felt suddenly too hot and your panties too sticky. you hissed when your fingers pushed in them, feeling just how wet you had become for her. you couldn’t help but plunge a finger inside your tight hole. of course, your fingers weren’t as near as largue and thick as abby’s, but you needed something until she’d get there and do it for you.

csn i tell u s secret?

ofc princess, what is it?

i’m fucking my pussy rn

jesus christ. abby almost hit the breaks. almost crashed when you send her a video of —now— two of your fingers fucking inside your tight and squelching walls. she could hear your little whimpers and pants.

couldnt wair abymore

i need you so bad abby pkease

shit. writing with only one hand and drunk wasn’t that easy. you were whimpering and moaning as you fingered yourself on the bathroom of owen’s party. you thanked god the music was loud enough to muffle your sounds, ‘cause you surely couldn’t swallow them back inside.

abby was exceeding the speed limit to get there, practically parking on top of owen’s lawn as she jumped out of the car, running towards the house.

where.

bathroom

she didn’t even say hi to owen as she passed right through him, her blood boiling as she ran upstairs and swung the door open. you hadn’t even locked it. fucking hell.

abby almost went down on her knees when she saw you sitting on the toilet’s lid with a hand buried in between your thighs and your phone on the other, your chat open and showing on the screen. your senses came back to you as you heard the lock turning, and you moaned when you saw her.

did i say almost? abby had never been quicker to kneel down, her strong arms pushing your legs on top of her shoulders to move your hand away and, after cleaning up your fingers with her tongue, hurriedly burying her face in your cunt. your back arched, and you let out a scream that made her groan, lapping at your juices. you were so fucking wet…

“fuck, abby!” you cried out when she plunged her own fingers deep inside your cunt, easily finding your g spot.

she cooed. “my princess was just feeling needy. weren’t you, baby? poor thing. so horny for me couldn’t wait until i could get here. sending me a video of touching your tight little cunt just to tease me, didn’t you?” you whimpered, bucking your hips against her touch, your back arching.

“please abby… your mouth.” you begged.

“you want my mouth baby? want me to eat this soaked pretty pussy of yours?” you nodded, pleading for it, and she followed, her tongue meeting your clit and making you moan. “so fucking loud…” she groaned, starting to devour you to get out of you more or those pleasured sounds. she was starving. and you were falling apart, melting under her tongue.

“abby!” you screamed when her tongue fucked inside of you, her arms tugging from you to get closer, her nose nudging your clit. the alcohol made you feel dizzy, and the pleasure only seemed to grow and grow. you could feel it shocking through your body, her grunts making your body gave into her. you needed her.

“fuck, you look so fucking beautiful. need you bouncing on my cock baby.” you whimpered, nodding.

“yes please, abby, please, need you to fuck me.” you were a babbling mess, her tongue teasing you and making you squirm. she adored making you tremble, seeing you get more and more desperate for her to make you cum.

“yeah? need me to fuck you sweet girl? need me to to fuck your brains out?” you nodded, moaning, your chest heaving harshly, your thighs shaking at the sides of her head, your back arched when her fingers, three this time, plunged inside of you, abusing your g spot and making you see stars. “i will princess. but first you’re gonna cum on my tongue, isn’t that right?” your hands found her hair, tugging when she sucked down on your sensitive and puffy clit. “yeah, of course you are. you are squeezing my fingers so tight, fuck… you always take them so well baby. such a fucking good girl for me. can’t wait to see you taking my cock.“ you could feel the warmth on your stomach grow and grow.

“abby, i’m gonna…! i’m cumming!” you cried out, and she only fingered you faster, harder. it was imposible to describe. this feeling. her.

“go ahead baby, let me clean you all up.” she smirked, and with a last thrust and lick at your clit you were falling apart, making her groan when you pushed her face harder against your gushing cunt. you whited out.

she helped you ride it as your moans broke, your hips stuttering and your creamy white and salt cum painted her fingers. she moaned against you, cleaning it with her tongue and humming at the taste. there was nothing she loved more than giving you head.

once you’d calmed down and your breathing had evened out, she pulled her fingers out to push them inside her mouth. you whined as you watched her, with lips swollen and chin soaked in your juices.

“let’s get out of here.” she said, and you nodded, not before kissing her so deeply you left her as drunk and dizzy as you felt.

yeah. she was definitely gonna marry you.

….

LORD. that was filthy asf. i’m sorry… or nah.🤭

hope you enjoyed. remember to support your writers! <3

abby anderson masterlist! <3

xxx

[luigithestampede]

This new Game Grumps Episode has so many great Luigi related quotes istg

And I need a place to share so here we are

(lot's of swearing ahead)

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8:20

Dan: Fuck yea Luigi! Iloveyou!!

Arin: (agressive) LUIGI UR MY GUY! UR MY FCKN GUY

8:53

Dan: I like Luigi, because he's tall and his mustache isn't very good. And I can relate to both of those things.

Arin: (offended) his mustache is beautiful!!

11:56

Dan: (sarcastic) great work, Luigi.

Arin: (laughs) WHAT A DUMBASS

Dan: outstanding. Phanomenal.

Arin: (loosing it) holy shit

Dan: why don't you fckn kick rocks.

15:11

Dan: Don't do stupid.

Arin: Don't do stupid! Luigi, please just don't do stupid

16:54

Arin: ooh.. Luigi...

Dan: Luigi, c'mon now. Pull it together.

Arin: poor guy

17:09

Dan: Great work Luigi, proud of you. You earned it you did it, miss u love youuuu

Arin: miss u love u kiss u want u. Hug youuuu?

Dan: Luigi kisssss?

17:53

Dan: Luigi staaaaart... Awwww... Luigi...

Arin: What a dumbass.

Dan: Gaaaawd. Pull you life together, bro.

(at this point i've realised that half the conversations were about Luigi and that this post would be way longer than expected.)

19:32

(about Luigi)

Arin: He was tryna get the extra time but he ran out of time.

Dan: UGH

Arin: So it was kind of a good bad decision. His heart was in the right place

Dan: well... He should've just taken me. I was ready to- just.. let him wisk me away. On a romantic journey to the pipe

[...]

Arin: Hold my bottox in your soft hands.

(loosing everything)

(and NOT shitting you with the next one:)

21:23

Arin: The fact that Luigi just nailed Bowser right away... Pretty impressive honestly

Dan: mmyes. He has the gift.

22:29

Dan: yeeeeeea great work Luigi. YES! God you QUEEN! You absolute Queen!

Arin:Oh DK you're killin it! OMG Luigi wtf!

Dan: Yea he's good

23:54

Dan: Great work, Luigi

Arin: (to DK) THAT'S MY BOIII

Dan: (to DK) You stupid bastard. Fckn monkey piece of sht

---

Aight that all if you actually read all of them,,, great to know that i'm not alone with my luigi problem, nice to meet you.

Imma continue writing my thesis now byeee

[6okuto]

(The anon with the hella lengthy ask abt her 3 ts mcs 👍👍)

OAJSIAJSJQ I JUST GOT TO OPEN TUMBLR TODAY AND SAW UR REPLY IM GIGGLING RN (im lowkey curious abt ur hypothesis on who i am but atagwyxueue im not exposing myself not today 🙏)

Alchemist mc has a,, uh ig sort of poly ¿¿¿?? Wigh leander and mhin?? (Sjmilar case with unnamed mc with ais+vere) I still havent fully decide yet but yeah in any case shes basically with them togethe 🧎🧎 ALSO HOUND MC OMG I RMMBR THAT SCENE Where whrjr mc gave a glare to kuras and he was like im not easily intimidated cryixng 😭 thats literally their dynamix 😭😭 ALSO ALSO TYSM FOR UR KIND WORDS IM GON CRY U CANT DO THIS TO ME HOWRE U SO AMAIZNG HOLY SHT 🥺🥺🥺😢😢💓💓💓 HPPE UVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF URSELF PLS SHAKES U RMMBR TO STAY HYDRATED STAY SAFE EAT UR MEALS GET ENOUGH SLEEP AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RMMBR THAT I LY SM URE VV AMAZING AWESOME SHOW STOPPING GORGEOUS AND ALL THE GOOD ADJECTIVES IN EXISTENCE 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

(Srry i had to turn these into smol fonts i dont want to take too much space aa- Also atggeucheje can i be one of ur emoji anon 👈👈👈?)

dont worry ur identity is safe bc its been so long i forgot my own hypothesis 😘🩷 /hj POLY WIN!!! u r so so real. leander and mhin is. woah. a duo to come home to. oh that's quite interesting actually stay awesome EXCITED 2 SEE HOW THAT GOES!!! & i am doing alright 🫶 somebody remind me to put my fucking sunscreen in my bag. + I SHAKE U BACK AND MIRROR UR WORDS!!! everybody drink water its getting hot out...eat some fruit. ive been eating so much fucking mango oh my god

AND YES OFC! pick any emoji ud like 👩🏻‍💻🤞

[youngbloodbuzz]

[me any time zahra does absolutely anything] o h ok h ..oly s h i..t...ma’am...ma’am please...jesus c h rist.JES US christ ...

[221bshrlocked]

no thoughts, just marcus pike being oblivious over your crush on him. like... you do all these little things, bring him coffee, ask him about the movies he likes, talk to him all day and yet he just doesn’t seem to get it?

it takes a long time for him to understand that you might feel something for him and then he’s like “oh sht, she likes me?”

Agent Pike is an intelligent man. In fact, he is one of the most brilliant minds in his field. But holy fucking hell, he is dense. So dense. The man is too busy trying to not come off too strongly to everyone around him, especially you. But he can't help it sometimes, especially when you're always so nice to him and you take time out of your day to do things for him, even when he tells you he isn't in a rush. Then you get him coffee or tea and he honest to God thinks that you do it when you're not even getting anything for else, which kind of bugs him because he is NOT that guy. He doesn't abuse his power like that, wouldn't even dream of it. But then he starts using that brain of his to see if you're this nice with everyone or just him.

Even after months of studying you, he still genuinely thinks you're just a kind person and he's transferring his own feelings onto you because it isn't the first time something like that happens. But there has to be something more? Right? Because even when you're super busy, you manage to make time for him. You go out of your way to make sure he has everything he wants and needs on his desk, whether it's paperwork he hasn't even asked yet or a pastry instead of the lunch he missed because he was going over a case with another department.

And fucking hell, you really do try to make it obvious but the man is just thick. It's not his fault really, he's been burned too many times and you feel bad for him so your patience grows a multitude. And it isn't until one late night in December, when the snow is coming down hard, and the traffic isn't moving below the building that Marcus finally gets is.

God Almighty.

He sees you there, doing nothing but lazily scrolling through pages for a case that he, honest to God, does not need to close any time soon. So he comes over and stands to the side and smiles down at you. Your attention sort of falters and you laugh embarrassingly that he caught you being so idle and you apologize but he shakes his head and drags one of the other seats until he's sitting close to you. Too close. Fuck. You smell good.

Shit, he smells good!!!

"What're you doing here? It's almost midnight sweetheart." And it's the first time he's ever called you that and he blushes when he realizes what he just said and sees the shocked expression on your dimly-lit features. And you smile at him and shrug your shoulders and he feels bad because he just made you uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry I- I didn't mean to...I hope you aren't uncomfortable by-"

"Not at all, it was just a surprise...a pleasant surprise. I- I like it when you call me that."

And it occurs to Marcus that he may or may not have slipped before and called you with that little petname and as he looks at your body language, and the way you avoid his gaze, and how nervous you seem to be as you play with the edge of your sleeves...

It hits him.

It fucking hits him.

Oh shit.

"Sweetheart you- do you like me?" And now that he asked the question out loud, it sounds fucking stupid. Pathetic even. What was he in kindergarten?

"Y-yes, I...I do. I really like you Marcus and- I know you're my boss and everything but-"

"Oh thank god!" He cuts off your train of thought and without really thinking of what he's doing, he leans over and pulls you in for an intimate, quite passionate kiss. It takes exactly ten seconds for your mind to catch up to what's happening and you don't hold back. As a matter of fact, you cross your arms around his neck and part your lips so he could claim your mouth. It's heated and frantic and messy, but neither of you care as Marcus slowly stands up and drags you along with him. You smile when he backs you up against your desk and makes space between your legs. You're a mess already and he hasn't even gotten you into bed, and Marcus is on cloud nine right now because here you were, moaning for him and letting him kiss you and touch you and devour you.

A loud ding coming from the elevator pulls the two of you apart and you stand in silence for a second before you start laughing. Before the janitor sees the two of you, Marcus pulls you into his office and shuts the blinds as you lock the door.

The room is lit by the lights outside so you don't really need to turn on the lights and as soon as the two of you make eye contact, it's all teeth and tongue and-

MARCUS FUCKING PIKE OWNS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lillian-nator]

Jack Manifold in YBLN AU

there is definitely just one shop that either sells cigs to these kids, or sells alcohol to these kids, even though they are clearly underage

its jack

its totally jack

hes kickback, and he sells Purpled, Schlatt, and Wilbur lighters, and he sells beers to the gang, as long as they prove they are alive the next morning

He is like that tired dude that honestly doesn not give a sht

SapNap got banned from the Manifold shop

Just because Jack doesn’t like him. 

It’s a family store, yes. 

Jack's parents finding out and him being banned from the register for a good month or two & then being there again and everyone just going like 'We missed you dude'

"dude where the fuck have you been?" "its literally your fault i got punished"

High Tubbo legit almost crying going like “You were the light of my life I can't believe we had to live without you for so long,,,, I appreciate you now more than ever” 

jack just pats him on the head like "yeah buddy i missed you too”

Just, this like 21 y/o just being really chill, he works on Friday, Saturday, and Tuesday night - the gang knows this - and he just lets underage kids buy drinks, he gives away free lighters to Purpled

Ranboo: (everything lowercase) hello I'm just here to tag along I won't get anything ahhhhh Tommy: JACK MANIFOLDD MY MAN MY BRO HOW ARE YOU TODAY

Purpled 100% is that person that always has the lighter & everytime he isn't there the gang sends him a snap of unlit stuff being like “WE MISS YOU COME OVER”

The store probably has sex shit in the back like a Spencer's First time any of the fish come in, the older kids cover their eyes like We Don't Look Over There

Jack always has his feet on the counter

Man once got spooked, fell back, and broke his chair

ranboo mustve scared him

Jack’s never seen a boy that tall

jack *humming* ranboo: hey hi how much are these energy drinks- jack: holy shIT- *falls * jacks mom in the back: OI WHATTHE FUCK WAS THAT jack: NOTHIN

I imagine that Jack is like getting his masters or finishing up his degree in college for something, but he does his family business on the side, and has to deal with these fuckers

jack internally while the gang are fightinging over a keychain: why. do i deserve this. what did i do3

Jack is like the cool older cousin

he taught Purpled how to light a cigarette in the rain, and Tommy how to shotgun a beer

he also gave Tubbo 20 dollars when the kid needed food -  Tubbo payed him back 25 the next day

That’s Jack Manifold for you everyone

[quillsink]

rahul bestie 😭😭😭 i love you so much and i'm getting emotional over your playlist YOU PUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND GREATEST SHOWMAN SOUNDTRACK I'M. AND SOLIDE RPOET KING AND HISTORY HATES LOVERS i'm. aryan thank you holy sht

Quinn ily2 sjdjfjjg YES YES I DID AND VERY RIGHTLY SO BECAUSE THE DEH SOUNDTRACK FUCKING SLAPS OK!!!!

JSFJFJ YEAH at first I added rewrite the stars and this is me but then went eh fuck it and added the entire soundtrack akdjajdjf

YES SOLDIER POET KING OUR BELOVED!!

Fuck yeah bro how could I make a playlist for you, a known gay, and not add the iconic gay song

sjfjfj ofc bestie ur welcome <33

[zhongliologist]

yes!!! librarian zhongli is top tier!! mmm. im imagining distracted sex with him tho. bouncing on his cock while he reads a book like he’s unimpressed with your fucking.

also new thot in town: role reversal w the dildos. making zhongli ride his own geo dildo instead of you ❤️❤️. maybe tying his hands behind his back with his tie and making him multitask by eating you out and making him fuck himself on the pulsating dildo-

i might be in a bit of a dom mood...

—geo dildo anon (who has a lethal case of zhongli brainrot)

sorry i replied late sjdhajkshd my weekend has been taken over by work ;;w;;

omg aaaaaaaa yess,,,, man i want to write librarian zhongli,,, maybe like a tiny snippet hmmmmm

and regarding your tiny addition: OH SHT THAT’S SO HOT!! LIKE IMAGINE GIVING HIM A FOOTJOB WHILE HE FCKS HIMSELF ON THE DILDO HOLY SHI--- SKDJAKSHDKAS i can imagine his blushing face, his dick hard and bouncing while he goes up and down aaaaaaaaaaaa

[tonyglowheart]

Trying to semi-organize my thoughts on what exactly I am wanting out of spn fic and hm let's see. If I remember this post in the future, I may update it as I think of/on things and use this for reference so I, also, don't forget lol

Okay so, wants/likes:

Cas prominent. He is my, as I believe the kpop kids say, bias, so he is kind of non-negotiable. Sorry I am just not interested in fics where he is not prominent

Destiel not required but a good plus. Slight preference for intricate courtship rituals over ones where they figure things out ridiculously easy, unless it is established relationship. If the revelation comes too quick and easy then I get taken out of the moment :')

Optional: Angels treating Cas like their baby brother :3 Cas can be somewhat put out by it or not. Actually maybe bonus if he IS, bc they are all angels of the lord and relative by rank and experience, And Yet [whoever] just cannot help but be *points* Baby

canonverse is plus. canon divergence is okay but idk how close to canon I'm looking for, if it's too close to an episode rewrite I may not be into that either

casefics are cool. If it's got that canon-typical vaguely racist sht then pls warn me going in 😔

Found family. Family don't end in blood!!! Spn may forget this but I never will!!!

Any exploration of the whole fucky destiel thematic dichotomies, the whole free will vs destiny shit, stuff like words of prophets are written on subway walls, like.. idk, something that is intricate-rituals-gay and also makes me think of the philosophy of thehuman condition

corollary: slow burns ig?? or like mutual pining? canon typical thinking they are not worthy or that it is something they cannot have? canon typical did not realize until later but even then they have their individual canon-typical reasons for not acting on it, until they do bc it's fic so they can get together for realsies?

trope: Cas and/or Destiel being parents. I read one recently where it was like single dad Cas (to Claire and Jack) and then Dean came (back) into his life recently and I rly liked it

AUs are fine but highly subject to mood so we'll see. I did read a Star Trek-y AU I liked

I'm down for a lot of various other kinds of plot tropes and stuff, tho I want stuff that's more character and plot and less, like, pwp or fuck or die or that kinda thing

trope: curses maybe? I've found a couple curse-focused fics which were interesting

trope: Hurt/Comfort of the Cas whump kind but not necessarily have to be just Cas. But like.. u know when Uriel is beating him up and he looks all bloody and beautiful, or when he flexes his sexy angel powers and transports the Winchesters to the past but then collapses bc he overtaxed himself, or when he had that blanket on when he was suffering from the attack dog spell.... yeah,,,

trope: Anything with like the Winchesters caring about and caring for Cas. I just rly like Cas being taken care of :') pls wrap him in a blanket and pat his shoulder brusque-softly in ur emotionally repressed way Dean

bottom line my emphasis tends to be more on character and plot. I can't do plot without character, the relationships - whether ship or gen - are important to my enjoyment of a fic. I can sit thru a lot if the characters/character dynamics are good and chewy lmao like u can rly sink ur teeth into it

Bonus features:

eldritch horror angels are a bonus. Give me unfathomable trueform angels, I feel like I don't see that enough

wings* but.... caveat I like my spn wings more metaphysical than literal unless they're literal for a point, but this isn't set in stone either. I'm just... slightly tired of the physicality of the wings I guess. Like it's not the physicality that's the issue, ig, but when it's not treated as metaphysical (as well)

wouldn't mind some good endverse fics to chew on altho that might also make me sad

Cas being cute, a la crazy!Cas (who is.... so soft.... his innocence.. *clutches chest*) or like when Cas and Dean went to talk to that police guy and Cas was like you tell them it's angels and demons warring and he will tell you what he knows, or when Cas was like I'm gonna become a hunter :3, or interrogating the cat, or this is his serious face, yes

Powerful af Cas?? I miss season 4/5 Cas, when he was powerful and self-assured and wasn't "mentally deficient puppy" as Metatron meanly put it Cas. I feel like we get less of that as the seasons go on... I miss Cas being powerful and exuding energy that I'm sure is what had ppl assigning him as top energy. Like yes flex ur sexy sexy angel powers pls. There's one ep where my notes just say "ANGEL SMITE ANGEL SMITE / HEAAALING." Season 6 Cas where he is more out of touch with humanity and more brusque was also intriguing even tho he was like that bc of extenuating circumstances. But him flexing his sexy angel powers sure was sexy

Do not wants :(

Endgame human!Cas. Sorry I like short-lived Cassidy am more into feathered Cas than human!Cas. endgame human!Cas just isn't a good solution/happy ending to me, I don't think Cas needs to change to be able to live happily, and also I like to chew on the like philosophical underpinnings of an immortal/mortal pairing if that does get called into question lol

Human AU* but like asterisk bc I will take human AU if the plot is compelling and/or the characterization still manages to capture that je nais se quoi of canonverse. If they are, like, middle age dads being domestic, as an example, tho, then I can probs do that, I just like.. have limited capacity for career-based AUs for the sake of it, if that makes sense... But character/character dynamics trumps all, like I said lmao.. I've sat thru scenarios/setups that lowkey dealt me psychic damage bc of the nature of the set dressing, bc I checked it out out of morbid curiosity but the way they did the characterization ended up working for me

A/B/O - I am not seeking A/B/O at the moment

Hurt no Comfort - it would make me too sad :(

fics that treat angels like literal physical feathered beings. Idk I just like... want the whole angel thing to be treated more metaphysically. They are multidimensional wavelengths of celestial intent in holy corporate/business attire visages but they are still very much multidimensional wavelengths of celestial intent the ballpark size of our Chrysler building. If the wings are treated too literally I find I start getting bored, ironically. This is ironic bc I'm a slut for wingfic. But with spn I find that a conventional kind of wingfic/angel conception where the wings are just limbs with maybe some slight handwaved dimension-shifting stowing is.. slightly passe for my tastes. Unless it's like a forced manifestation or sth. Just like.. get the metaphysics involved, tie it to angelic grace. Something. Make is racy. But not too racy, the whole wings-as-erogenous-zones thing I'm a bit over too, xenobiology to humans would just be biology to these beings, it doesn't make sense to me to be like "oh they have a tail and it's EXTRA sensitive," like are you suggesting your arm/armpit is an extra special species-typical erogenous zone too?

deaging unless it ties to some other kinda plotty deal somehow ig? Like... I got invested in this fandom for them as they are now I'm not too interesting in unseasoned nibling vers

this maybe goes with the human aus tho that's a slight asterisk but hard line no high school aus. pls I cannot take the psychic damage that would deal to me personal

I have no conclusion even tho I feel like I need one. here's wonderwall? ig I can stumble around looking for reclists and see if anything sticks out, trawling thru tags so far has been a mixed bag

Anyway haha lol, stand-up-style-tone I mean I'm not asking for a lot amirite. Just a nebulously specific set of intricate rituals wrapped around a plot and also found family or something, like you know, just a trifling

[harryfeatgaga]

BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE GIFS ZLFDKJSLIFDJSLKJFDS I NEED A WARNING HOLY SHT

KJNEHBDCGUJBFHEDJNBHVJ THEY WERE JUST ON MY DASH AND I GASPED

Anonymous said: Okay miss gorl you wanna talk about what you just reblog or

YES MA’AM

[bittersweethue]

The best of the best yet (well for me anyways). Seventeen AU recommendations.

Notes

Of course all of this has smut. I won’t be me if this did not have smut. 

The titles also contain the links. Idk why I felt the need to say that. 

CHEOLSOO ( Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Hong Jisoo | Joshua)

Call me an amenity

By: brightlight

Summary:

Seungcheol typically doesn't form relationships when he's travelling on business. (But then again, most people aren't Joshua Hong.)

Feels: 

Wow. This just. WOW. 

I’ve never read a cheolsoo fic this good and raw and emotionally straining. Pining. Of course there’s pining. Their emotions will consume you and leave you sobbing. 

This is just a long distance ‘relationship’  esque fic basically. That will make you sad and yearn for the same thing too. (Pinagtagpo pero di tidahana sht)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11891772

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JICHEOL (Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Lee Jihoon | Woozi )

Busan 112 

By: Hakovftw

Summary: 

Jihoon’s been at Busan Police station for three years, and he still gets mistaken as a kid dressing up for Halloween. 

It’s so fucking unfair. 

Jihoon’s not jealous. He’s just angry that the meritocracy is failing him. 

And what makes this worse, what makes this harder to bear, is that Seungcheol is hot as hell ans looks fucking amazing in his police uniform.

It’s his only saving grace, Jihoon thinks. 

Feels: 

Absolutely love it. There is so much pining and slow burn and pINING I COULD YEET MYSELF OFF A CLIFF. 

I always love AUs wherein the author doesn’t rush the pining process? It makes everything flow and feel real. The slow burn is absolutely amazing and WORTH IT. 

Link: (It’s not up anymore, but hoping that the author will put it up again in their other account, wtfkovah)

We were two before our time

By: wtfkovah

Summary:

Jihoon, an Omega, with little social standing, poor familial associations and hardly a tuppence to his name finds honest work as a teacher. His break with the norm results in a broken courtship, and the heartache and financial strain that follow send him south for the summer season, to teach Hansol, the youngest son of the Choi family.

Feels:

I am absolutely so so in love with this. A very very dear favorite? It’s a historical au and I have always loved those. And it being an ABO fic is just *chef’s kiss*. The way it was written is very historical-y too, the words and flow and all. 

The pining is spot on, and Ji is so damn relatable in all situations. Cheol’s wooing is so adorable. Everything is so steamy and full of want holy sh-

JUST READ IT, PLEASE PLEASE. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24308842

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JUNHAO (Wen Jun Hui | Jun / Xu Ming Hao | The8)

every chance I get (I'll turn you on)

By: xumyuho

Summary: 

Minghao is a kid with miserable talents at choice making and a lot of feelings. Wen Junhui is the hot graduate who he's sleeping with and has most of those feelings for.

Everything about his life is confusing, but at least the sex is great.

Feels: 

One of the first fics that I have read. Dunno why I had to mention that. 

The way it was written was so realistic, like you forget that you are actually reading. It’s like the words just fly off and you see everything so clearly with how it was written. 

The pining? Perfection. The feels? YES. Can’t say more because I might end up spoiling it. Fuck buddy pining perfection. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5359739

you must have been very far

By: jeosheo

Summary: 

Junhui isn’t nearly as drunk as his friends; unfortunately, they’re the ones selecting his punishment for having lost miserably at this party game.

“Kiss someone,” Seokmin slurrily suggests.

“Hook up with someone!” Jeonghan corrects.

“With Minghao!”

Feels: 

Nothing has beat this yet. NOTHING. My absolute favorite fic about Seventeen. 

The writing style confused me at first, but you’ll get the hang of it. Jun basically does not know what he feels and just chalk’s up everything to awkwardness. This is a fic where someone pines after someone without knowing it. 

Idk why but it broke me. All I know is I read this at midnight and fell asleep crying. I was an emotional mess for days after it. 

(Ah maybe it’s because of how precious someone could be when they get what they deserve, even if they think they don’t deserve it.)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6880459

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WONHUI (Jeon Wonwoo / Wen Jun Hui | Jun)

No Amount of Words (Mother Tongue)

By:  rapgodwoozi

Summary:

The last thing Junhui is expecting when he boards a train bound for Amsterdam is to fall in love.

Feels: 

This is what love feels like in the movies but also not like in the movies. Willing to risk it all, questioning yourself, thinking if you deserve to be happy. 

I really love how everything is emotionally straining. Main thought here is “so-this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-fall-in-love-slowly-but-also-all-at-once”.

Couldn’t read it all at once because of how consuming the emotions are. It’s that straining and the amount of uncertainty and flowery sappy sht will choke you. 

GyuHao is also an adorable side pairing here. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20018710

Sweet Devotion

By:  Swanny_Writer

Summary:

Wonwoo meets his soulmate at a party, but the omega disappears the following morning.

Junhui meets his soulmate at a party, but holding a huge secret, he can't let the alpha claim him.

(Or the one where WonHui meet at another masquerade ball. They also have a kid and eat lots of cakes)

Feels:

Soft Junhui. Cute Junhui. Baby Junhui with a babie. FLUFF JUNHUIII!

Idk wonu is so adorable here, so cute and so caring. A feel good fic + smut. 

But its more than the smut okay? Read it if you want to feel uwu. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22283092

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GYUHAO ( Kim Mingyu / Xu Ming Hao | The8 )

Actually both fics belong into the same series entitled we, as fruitful youth and I only realized this after months, what in the heck. 

(may the sun kiss you) unconditional

By: xumyuho

Summary:  

Mingyu doesn't need to be right, he just wants to win. Or, more specifically, he just wants Minghao to say "I lose."

Feels: 

Forgot the title and all due to reading so many fics but I have always remembered the flower giving part. That made me cri in fluff. 

Another ‘so-this-is-what-love-feels-like’ + ‘finding-home-in-a-person’ kind of fic. That kind of uwu. 

Trying to learn so much about the other and loving them more and more throughout the process. This is so beautiful and real, imma cri. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9167740

Just need one night (slightly more if it's done right)

By:  xumyuho

Summary:

“I like it like this, even without the slow-dancing and flowers.”

“Good. I’m never doing slow-dancing or flowers.”

Feels:

Holy sht this is so awkward and real and it made me realize that all relationships are like this, awkward and weird yet still full of talking, and emotions and fuck ups and IDKKK I love how realistic everything was. 

It’s not the typical ‘he-is-the-moon-and-perfect-and-I-would-die-for-him-if-I-could’ type of story and that makes it so refreshing. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6448174

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JEONGCHEOL ( Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Yoon Jeonghan) 

Gay Chicken

By:  twinklingpaopufruit 

Summary:

Jisoo explains to Seungcheol and Jeonghan the concept of gay chicken.

Feels:

Is this a novel??? It’s just that kind of fic. 

Jeongcheol want + uncertainty + fluff + smut goodness. This is so so good. 

You can actually imagine all this pining and amazingness happening because of how close to their own known characters Jeongcheol is here. Like all the details we know of them, how they think, how they move, how they feel and act, this fic is faithful to it. 

The kind of fic also where you realize that Jeongcheol is the king of ships, and how all of us want to either date them, or be them. THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.  

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6675838

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JOSHUA + Everyone 

Good Things (Are Supposed To) Come In Threes

By: SandyRoses

Summary:

In a world where being away from your mates for too long causes physical and emotional pain, Joshua doesn't think he has it easy. He can't remember the last time he, Jeonghan, and Seungcheol just sat and cuddled. It's beginning to hurt, and he doesn't know how much longer he can handle being alone. He doesn't want to be alone.

All he wants to do is be held and loved. Slowly, he begins to think he isn't worth loving.

His friends love him, and they just want to take care of him. Slowly, they start to do both in more ways than one.

Feels:

It’s basically  OT12 loving Joshuji. ABO. JeongCheol are irresponsible jerks to their mate and a shtshow ensues.  

Glorious. Very emotional and heartbreaking but it get’s better in the end I promise.

Could not read it all at once. It’s that draining and consuming. It will consume you to the point that you will feel all the feelings of Shua, all the self doubt and yearning for something that you think you don’t deserve. 

But Shua deserves all the damn love and happiness in the world. 

Read this is you want to feel empty right after and if you are okay with the warning. 

Warnings: Talks about rape (reliving a rape scene). Slight dubious consent. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17302151

[imagines12]

1 & 14 with david

You and david have had this unspoken thing going on between the two of you. There would be innocent touches and stolen glances which just made more sexual tension. David needed some footage so he asked everyone if they wanted to go out. Of course you said you would because you wanted to spend as much time with david as possible. You decided to dress a little more scandalous than usual but it wasn't that bad. You had on a jean skirt that was a little short but super cute and a yellow tube top. After you were ready you drove over to davids because he was driving. When you get there and walk in everyone's eyes are on you. Specifically davids eyes he looked you up and down. 

“Damn baby looking good tonight. Who are we trying to impress” zane asked 

“Yeah Y/n you look good trying to get some” todd asked you. You didn't really have an answer to tell everyone. Of course you were trying to impress sokeone but you couldn't tell everyone that it was david.

“No i just wanted to feel good about myself” you replied to zane and todd 

“Well baby you look great.” zqane said 

“Thanks zane” you said looking around for david you couldn't find him. You saw him when he walked in but haven't seen him since. 

“I’m gonna go see if david is ready to go.” you told everyone 

“Ok we are gonna pre game before we get to the bar.” Zane replied. I walked down the hallway to david's room when I started hearing moaning. I was very curious why david would be moaning. 

“Shit Y/n right there yes ahh you feel so good.” david moaned. Holy shit david was jerking off to you. You decided to walk into his room. You start to walk in 

“Y/n sht um what are you doing fuck” david said trying to cover himself up. You start walking closer to him

“I could help you if you want” you asked him innocently 

“Fuck yeah that would be good”david said. You walked to the bed and started making out with david. The kiss was hot and steamy and went to take your shirt off and you took off his. 

“Is this skirt is supposed to be this short. I can see your ass cheeks” david said into the kiss 

“Yes it is supposed to be this short.” you replied biting his lower lip. 

“Well take it off” david said harshly. You didn't think david would be like this in bed but damn did it turn you one. He took off you skirt and then your panties. He then started kissing down your body until he reached your clit and licked from the bottom to the top. He was licking and licking then all of the sudden he started putting fingers in. You were a moaning mess under him. YOu never pegged david for the guy to be good at eating out but damn was he good. 

“David i i i’m close.” you moaned and then he stopped. 

“David what the fuck i was gonna cum.” you said angerly

“I want you to cum around my cock can you do that?” david asked. Before you could answer david slipped a condom on and then slipped into you. He went slowly so you could feel every inch go inside of you. Davud was big and when i mean big the biggest you have ever had. He was so deep and hitting places that have never been touched. He started thrusting at a fast paced hitting yu g spot every time. 

“Holy shit you're so tight” david moaned as he leaned down to kiss you  

“Yes right there shit fuck youre so big and deep ahhh” you moaned. All of the sudden david starts going faster than before and you can feel it coming.

“Shit i'm gonna cum” you moaned

“Come on baby cum on my cock” david moaned back. You fell apart and came hard. It was one of the besst orgasims you had ever had. Not long after you cum david cums. You guys quickly put your clothes back on.

“That was amazing” you said

“Yeah it was. Lets keep this between us and go have some more fun.” david suggested. You guys walked out of his room and headed out to the bar. Everyone was too drunk to notice you guys were gone for so long 

[imagine-a-killingharmony]

Drunk V3 Boys!

How about a s/o that has to deal with the v3 boys getting super drunk and then the after math of how is the hangover. ( bonus points if drunk kokichi says the " Finland" spongebob meme) please and ty

Quickly, just imagine them as adults like I am- underage drinking is a big fat “no”, look at me being an... dork. But anyway In the less dork-part let’s say this... I’m literally a giant mess who hasn’t ever been drunk or anything, I don’t really know the effects so we’re going to use those anime-type-of-drunk which is very likely VERY inaccurate or... somewhat-realistic I don’t know. But woah.

Kiibo (Error! Error! Overheating!)

After coming back from his last check-up from Miu you were expecting to be cuddled up close with Kiibo on the couch, watching nextflix- some cheesy Disney movie which you’ve already seen thousands of time before... that’s what you thought....

Till Kiibo walked in adjusted by an trembling Miu who had her arm slung around him, she looked down on the verge of tears muttering about being “so disrespected”, Kiibo sluggishly rolls his head up bursts of steam expanded from every inch of his body.

“... U... Uuuh... there was a function I added inside of em’ to test some booze I was plannin’ on drinking... it was... uh... successful but... J-Just take him- I don’t want to be fuckin’ called out anymore!”

Miu threw Kiibo in your direction running back from once she came, wiping at her eyes as she whined about “how mean” he was... you could only watch Kiibo stir awake, nervousness pricked at your stomach as you realized she made Kiibo try an alcoholic... BEVERAGE!

“... (S/O)?” Kiibo glances up at you, blinking once or twice as he took in his surroundings, you asked if he was okay- he groggily nodded his head. “Never better (S/O)... but... Miu... I-I was just telling her about how stupid it is that she puts herself down almost all the time when she has a brilliant mind, then her very inappropriate attitude- which she presents herself to cover up that wall of self-esteem issues she has... Ah... then there was me getting onto the fact that most people are uncomfortable with the sexual intuendos she has- and for some odd reason before I could say anymore she dragged me here...”

“... I rebooted on the way... once or twice...”

“... what.” Oh. Oh my god... He... What? Kiibo said that?

“... Yes... Hey (S/O) actually I-I have some things to say about you too, look me in the eyes, look at me right now please...” Kiibo cups your face, he looks you right in the eyes, those aren’t the soft loving eyes you know- those are eyes that... are going to fucking destroy you.

Kiibo holds your face tight, escape is impossible, he sluggishly rolls his head as a soft frown falls on his face.

“... You have your errors yourself actually... like... how you...”

...

...

You failed... you are absolutely burnt, just turned into soot by the end of his rant, he’s just sleeping peacefully under the blankets that you had gotten for “cuddle night”, you don’t feel soft at all- you just feel absolutely WRECKED.

Shuichi Saihara (Sad Drunk)

You had both gone out on a party together, specifically a reunion with your classmates which Kokichi was hosting... which already sported red flags but you all didn’t question it, that is until people started to drop like flies... people who drank the punch specifically dropped like flies.

Kaede asked who made the punch... when the relevation that it was Miu and Kokichi themselves it all fell into place like a puzzle, they spiked the goddamn punch.

One of the victims... happened to be Shuichi, a light-weight he hugged your arm tightly slurring and whirling, tears fell down his face as he cried and sobbed about the world.

“... (S-S-S/O!) It’s no fair... I-Iiiii never did anything wrong so why does everything hafta’ be against meeeee...? *hic* it’s unfair.... unfairunfairunfair!”

It’s the fifth time you pat his back, he leans in for a better hold of you so you can give him more affection, he loves that so please do go on, he lets out a slurred hiccup.

“... (S-S/O) a... aaare you seeing anyone...? You always were soooo pretty... and... aaand niiiiice... *hic* and... aaand it make me really happy... I-Iiii wanted to date you since forever ago...”

... How drunk is he to forget the two of you are already dating? “I am.”

Shuichi’s eyes widen, he presses himself up against you with an wail as he starts to cry harder. “Of course yu are- H-Hic- I’m NOT CRYINGF.”

You can’t help but to wonder how he’ll feel in the morning, for now you try to give your poor drunk boyfriend solace as you explain how the two of you are already well- dating.

Luckily, Shuichi falls asleep on your lap while you comfort him, the tears having tired him out... he put his hands around your waist, he bids the world “night night”.

Ryoma Hoshi (Excitable Drunk)

Ryoma wasn’t a heavy drinker, actually he had never drank an drop of the stuff ever, prison doesn’t allow those sort of luxuries, besides he just didn’t want to ruin his reputation by drinking at about fifteen or some shit.

So... he was old enough, the two of you were going on a date here... he’d was just chugging the stuff considering he wanted to see how it tasted, which was rather gross under further consideration... but what he happened to pick up is that he wasn’t feeling all that woozy... guess he ain’t no light-weight.

But he sure ain’t no god, it takes about three whole damn bottles for the effects to start to shine.

...It takes five whole damn bottles for him to actually feel anything, you kept a close eye on your boyfriend as he put the second bottle down with a huff, wiping at his mouth with a “wew”!

“... That was uh, gross taste, heh.” Ryoma pulled his hat up, his cheeks flush slightly pink as he looked around. “Hey. Hey (S/O) you gorgeous son of a bitch look at me.” As soon as you even give him your attention he fingerguns.

... Ryoma wobbly pulls himself up, he doesn’t look like he’ll trip, honestly somehow he still has his balance as he takes your hand.

“... Oh my god I just had an amazing idea. We should adopt,,, a lot of cats,,, not like,,, any cats,,, but... buuuut like an shop full of them,,, and name each of them something silly...” Ryoma’s eyes sparkle deviously. “... Or... like... like... steal everybody’s cats... so we remain the supreme leaders of feline...”

“... Ryoma... do... do you feel tired? Want to take a nap, as amazing ideas as these sound I don’t think your in the right state of mind for... this.” If you let any of this happen, Ryoma’s going to hate himself in the morning.

“I know what I’m doing... I have a license... gimme a sec...” Ryoma pulls out a piece of paper, writes on it, flips it to reveal in sloppy handwriting: “I knwo wat Im do”

You try to survey his features after writing that, all he does is shoot his fingerguns at you.

...Okat you honestly need to take a few pictures of this to show Ryoma later oh my god he’s wobbling towards the door to bring one of those plans he’s mentioned to full-glory, you locked the door for Ryoma, his drunken brain can’t comprehend how to use a step-ladder. You just go to get him some water...

Kaito Momota (... Tired Drunk)

Kaito wouldn’t drink... much, sure, he would totally forge an certificate to like- well, go to space but that was for a good cause! Stuff like drinking was meant to be done for special events and shit otherwise you might get hooked!

And he didn’t actually mean to get drunk on you! He promised he just... kind of mistook the wine in the fridge as the grape panta, he was thirsty- and really fucking tired! Okay? He didn’t expect when he chugged the whole bottle down for the world to... to... hnnnnnn... what’s the word...?

It took a while for you to notice anything was amiss, Kaito had taken himself out of the room to “go get a drink” then he still never came back, so you went to check on your boyfriend to see if he still hadn’t gotten anything, needed some help.

What you didn’t expect to see was Kaito Momota Luminary of the Stars on the floor looking back up at the ceiling mindlessly, with that bottle of wine held tightly in his hands.

“... D... Doo... yu... think it’d be a bd idea if I trie... tried to take a np here? Jst... slep untl a hangover fcks me the hell up, everything hur ts.”

... Oh god! That’s even more errors than usual, so it’s likely on purpose! Kaito’s DRUNK!

You go to get some water for him in the fridge, Kaito’s still looking at the ceiling talking to himself slightly hushed, you don’t know what he’s thinking but he looks like he’s having an ephiphany about the world.

“Holy... Hly sht (S/O) I jst realized how fuckin... weird that Shuichi’s hair stands up like that... he doesn’t use anything to make it like that so how.”

“... Kaito I don’t think your in the right state of mind to make choices like that...” You offer some water to him, his eyes widen.

“Why... Why is everyone’s hair dyed- Like is it actually dyed? Or is it just natural- how can it be natural tho... unless... oh my god (S/O)... we’re in an anime I can’t believe it.”

“Kaito I think you need an second...”

“No. No I know what I’m sayin- oh my god we’re the main characters in some weird anime (S/O)... that’s the only explanation,,, I have to tell... Tsumugi but my legs won’t work nn nn n n..”

... You just pat his head, Kaito grimaces... he was absolutely wasted so everything he said held no inch of truth in it, you just hoped that soon enough your efforts to help him better bare fruit... So he doesn’t make anymore odd claims like him and his friends are in some “weird anime”!

Winks at the fourth wall.

Rantaro Amami (Immune System Of God)

Rantaro... wasn’t a drinker... well besides those really fancy drinks that he usually saw when you both got out, those always looked like a magical experience to try out so he usually did buy those but... he’s never actually gotten legitimately “drunk”, it may be because he never drinks too much.

Then there was the time that had asked Rantaro if he had ever gotten in all words actually “drunk” he responded with a shrug: “I guess I do...? Uh, I’m usually in the right state of mind afterwards still... enough to walk...”

... This was a topic which needed much more exploration... so you went out to a bar together, you swore that anything he got was on you... he squinted but still he bought some colorful drinks in funny-looking cups, peering towards you while he did...

...

He wasn’t actually drunk even after drinking quite a bit, what is this man, how is his immune system keeping him awake? Rantaro chuckles... “Yeah, I think that’s enough for tonight.. come on let’s go home.”

You either failed or this task is just impossible, you take the hand he offers you and walk outside with him... the only noticeable effect are the times he almost bumps into the wall but other than that... nothing...

He knows how to hold his liquor...

Gonta Gokuhara (Clumsy Drunk)

This was Kokichi’s fault, that’s all you know... he offered something for Gonta, that’s what he told you when he gave you back a stumbling crying boyfriend.

“... How did you even get him to drink this- oh my god! Gonta- baby please go lay down on the couch...” You led Gonta to the couch to sit down, he sobbed loudly into the pillow almost falling off, you gave a harsh glare to the Supreme Leader who chuckled at your displeasure.

“I told him it was “Respect Women Juice! TM! Yeah he really just drank it without an inch of hesitance...! Then he fell over drunk, it was hilarious till I had to actually bring him here.”

Gonta let out another loud sob as he fell over off the couch onto the floor, crying about how “Gonta caaaan’t see...!!!”

“You... are one screwed up... mess of a person Kokichi Ouma...” Pushing Gonta back onto the couch you tried to reassure him everything was alright, Kokichi grinned at you putting both of his hands behind the of his head.

“Oh I know... I know really quite well! Good luck dealing with him!”

Kokichi left the two of you alone together, you just let Gonta cry against you about how everything felt so weird... offering some water and some hugs, you’ll get revenge at Kokichi for this... you swear to it.

Kokichi Ouma (Angry Drunk)

... How... Who the hell had enough of your boyfriend to go and make him chug down so much alchohol he got drunk, god knows, but he was now... here... and slurring about some criticisms you didn’t know he had...

“Like... (S/O) it’s so stupid... instead of like... liiiike... getting mad at me when I insult her she usually gets off on it... it’s so gross,,, like how horny can somebody be (S/O)? How HORNY can you be?”

“... Kokichi... do you need a...” Despite how you tried to chime in he always cut you off, with a half-awake grumble...

“No... No let me say this... Hiiiii... iii... so... so what the hell is with Kaito’s sense of logic....? I know, know for a fact he CAN be stupid enough to literally TRUST everybody he meets, like even if there’s hard proof that their an asshole he’s STILL by their side... what the FUCK.”

“Are you talking about Maki?”

“SHE LITERALLY CHOKED ME ONCE YES, Y ES I MEAN MAKI...!” Kokichi touches his neck, rubbing at it. “Honestly... Maki is such a damn... damn jerk... seriously... she’s made “do you want to die” her punchline to almost any jokes she makes, we get it, your edgy as hell!”

While Kokichi grumbled the both of you didn’t notice the door quietly open up... nor did you notice it until their footsteps were in the right range for you to notice them...

Maki trails into the room with an sweating Kaito Momota by her side, she held a card in her hand with the words: “sorry for making you chug beer” in a rather sloppy handwriting...

“... Makiroll, don’t do this...-“ The astronaut tried to stop the caregiver but it was too late, she was already sprinting towards Kokichi to land a finishing blow...!

“FINLAND!”

[To be continued (But not really)]

Korekiyo Shinguuji (Beutifial,,, ohbnn)

How did he actually... get like this, well you honestly swear to god you don’t know, he just appeared at your doorstep muttering about how beautiful humanity was... in so much typos it was almost impossible to decipher a word of what he said...

“... Korekiyo do... you want some water?”

“... hdhdbnnkklllllln.” Korekiyo press his head against the pillow lethargically, he groaned afterwords grasping at his stomach.

“... Is... Is that a yes? A maybe? A... no?”

“... nnnnnnnnnnz.”

“No it is! No it is...”

“Okay! So do you want to um... take a nap?”

“... nbcbxzzz.”

Well. Well you can’t decipher any of this mess, picking yourself up you go to the kitchen to try and take in all that’s happened today...

“... I’ll just get that water anyway...” You pray to whatever god that exists... to please... pleasepleaseplease never have Korekiyo get drunk again.

[lonely-bunbun]

Big Preesh Post💙💙💙

I was tagged twice so I gotta preesh all my frens in group chat or other chats

@spittinginsanity You first. We had our ups and downs but I still consider you a amazing friend. You were always there whenever I felt down or needed someone to talk to when there were no one else to talk to (Yes I did the meme and that was barely English but fight me). We've been friends for 2 years now (I think) and I'm surprised I have a friend for that long. You mean a lot to me and I still wanna talk to you more this upcoming year. Heck I still wanna meet you too and give you the biggest hug and the biggest smooches cuz you deserve it. I love you, fren💙

@lum1natrix Wheeeeeeze. You adorable bean. You beautiful bean. I still can't believe we've meet face to face at vidcon and had a damn blast. I hope to meet you again cuz I do miss you. I'm sorry for not talking much, this year kicked my little ass. Also I still thank you for teaching me how to do the Dark effect edit👌. I still love your edits and gifs and I still love you, you bootiful bean, you absolute unit. Big fucking preesh💙

@markired Oi, fren. We don't talk a lot but that's okay. I'm still kinda nervous to talk to you hkhlhljlk. But you're still the Morty to my Rick💛💙. Hopefully this upcoming year we can talk more. All your gifs brings me joy and motivation to do edits (when I get an external hard drive). Major Preesh. You're still my good fren and I love you 💙

@ideasmadeofrandomness Oof Zoe where do I begin? First, Big Major Preesh. Second, you beautiful, you make me very gay. Third, words can't describe how much you've been good to me. I'm still surprised you even want to still talk to me after all I've done. As much as I'm scared to talk to you, you've been caring towards me ever since that night and goddamn I really appreciate you for that, it really means a lot. Don't even get me started on your art, you've improved so much and you still inspire me to do more art. Maybe if I'm not a fucking pussy we can collab or art trade one day. I love you, Zoe and you mean so much to me. I can't thank you enough.💙

@pr0wling-w0lf Hoe. Jk. Or am I? You know after all this time I'm still very scared to talk to you or plot something with you. But I still support and preesh you in the back. A big preesh. I still can't believe you've added me to the group and consider me a friend, it still amazes me till this day. Your art and edits are hecking amazing and you're amazing as well. Don’t get me started on your expert writing cuz holy hell it’s so amazing and I wish to get as good as you are. Heck. I thank you for adding me to the group and be friends with these amazing people. Heck. I love you, you bootiful hoe. Heck. 💙

@apparentlyabear Mel, aka Mom 2.0. I preesh you big time. I wanna thank you for everything you've done and for helping me that one night. And I support you for your trip to Japan, hopefully when I get money from my job I can donate to help you out. You deserve that trip more than ever. Big fucking preesh to you, Ma. I love you very much 💙

@santad3stroy3d Frey you absolute fucking unit. You amazing bean. Big preesh to you. I love your humor and I love every nickname you change on the server. I’m thankful for how much you care for me and I very much care about you too. I’m also very proud you made it this far and I’ll support you along the way. Once we get the nintendo online thing, we gotta play together. It’s a must need. I love you biiitch, I’ll never stop loving you.. biiiitch  💙  

@heyheyhaley101 You absolute sunshine. You absolute Disney princess. You, my fren are fantastic. You're so full of joy and you're so caring to others, that's one hell of a preesh. Not to mention you're pretty funny too, making us laugh. You're art is also amazing and improving and just some good shit. And no matter what you say, I'm gonna give you something in return for those gift loot boxes. And yes we should play Overwatch one day, it'll be fun 💙

@angelofdarkrebellion Alex, my fren. Another big preesh to you. We may not talk a lot but I still consider you as a fren. You make us laugh with your jokes and sarcasticness (is that a word?). Your art is also improving by a bunch and I very much enjoy it. Overall, hecking cool fren, good shit, m8, love you  💙

@artsandfandoms Ace we don’t talk much either but that’s okie. I still support and care for you. I love your art and how much you improved on it. When I get money, I’ll commission you big time cuz you deserve it, fren. Big preesh, love you💙 

@fndm-trsh-sht  You’re a quiet one, like me and it’s very valid. I support you in the lurking corner. To be fair, you’re a better lurker than I am. Big preesh, Chippy OwO a good innocent bean. Love you 💙

@rinnexface You’ve been going through a lot and that’s okie. I hope everything goes well in the future and hope the move to Texas goes well too. Me and my dad go to Texas sometimes so maybe one day we’ll meet up. Hope the wedding goes well too and save me some cake :3. Overall I care about you and I preesh you. 💙

I think that’s everyone, if i missed you I’ll give you a PM preesh. But in conclusion, I love you all into bits and I hope I can still keep in contact with you guys the next year. You all mean so much me and I care about you all💙 💙 💙

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Voltron S7 Reactions [Semi-vauge spoilers ahead]

Aight so I just binged the whole season and holy heck. Here are my reactions from during the whole thing- Have fun guessing what happened when. Also, spoilers. Lots of that. 

[FYI- This contains some Allurance dislike. Mostly cause I’m a hardcore Klance shipper. However, you can ship whatever you ship, and honestly Allurance is pretty cute, so I promise I mean no disrespect.]

hahaha keith omg I stg I thought that was the classic anime protaganist desk it very nearly is your an anime protaganist now, Keith

In other news, tiny keith is adorable

ohmygod I love shiro so damn much this perfect bean smol keith smol shiro aaa whats-her-face the altean is great HE DESERVED THAT BEAT HIM UP, KEITH I see where keith got his daredevil additude I lowkey ship hunk and whatsherface ADAM Adammmm aaaa the boi the fabled gay boi Adaaaaam I love himhe's precious he cares he's scared he's amazing

'Shiroooo my boi my poor boi I love you Shiro my determined boi SHIRO SHIRO YES GODS I LOVE YOU 

aaaaaa

so good

okay but why would they separate keith from his wolfo

Pidge is me thooo

f this can't be good nope not good

ohshit boi

'it's super dangerous. it's perfect.'amazing

aaaand hes dead

ohheck hunk

Heck yeah space wolf!!! best wolfo poor boi;;

oh its THESE bitches

lance please

corannnn

and mice friends!!

gayyyy

coran ohmygods

heck yeah badass chick

Acxa is great

oof

coran you dumbass

ohhhh coran;;

'that one with the flippity hair' amazing

holy sht Keith

amazing

I love you so much

'can't we just fight???'amazing

they're dead

whats a decathebe

whats a decethebe

don't u dare touch him bitch

YEARS??? YEARS??? A DECATHEBE IS A YEAR??? HOLY FUCKSHIT THIS ISN'T GOOD EVERYONE YOU LOVED IS PROBABLY DEAD

wut wut is this episode what the fuck nopethis is clearly a fever dream

ohmygods

lance no

ohmygods

how did that work

hahahaha

Keith

amazing

lkjhdszbw

hahaha

this is so stupid

'I'm not that DUMB'

what happened to matt where my baby

I called it kinda

ohshit

good wolf

kick his ass, Keith!!

go alluraaaa you baddassmofo

holy shit

aaa Kroliaaaa

none of this is good this whole episode is full of not good

my poor bbys

that doesn't logic but okay i don't trust you're all insane listen to hunk holy fuck giant eyeballs are never good

I meanyou wanted bonding exersizes

lionssss there they are

VOLTRON IS BACK BABYS

hahahaha yessss

MILKY WAY

THEY'RE HOME, BABY

also I'm still pretty sure everyone you ever loved is dead yep they're all dead fuck off, galra Matts dead I know it

bitchy leader of the garrison is a bitch

Colleen holt is amazing

oof

sam holt is great as well

ohshit theres the galra

ohhhfuckfuck

Sendack sucks

oof they're all deaaaaaad

you're all gona die

im sorry kiddos its true

Veronica noooo

VERONICA

WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT ABOUT LANCE??? VERONICA IS HIS WHATNOW??? AMAZING

THey're all  gonna die

THey're all dead

you're all dead

all gonna die

GO LANCE

They aren't dead

yesyesyes

they aren't

those ones aren't

sorry bby

Keith's edgeboi not friend with the douchebag haircut!!!

ADAM ADAM NO BABY

Griffin shut up

Coran i love you

Hunkkkkk Hunk my perfect, precious, amazing bby you're gonna make me cry

smol hunk is??? precious tbh all hunk is precious hunk is amazing

hunk my child it will all be okay

this new prosthetic is wigging me out tbh

pidge is perfection

ohmygods a wilhelm scream

theyll come to youuuu your lions love youuuu

NO DO NOT ALLURANCE OR WHATEVER ALLURA STAY AWAY stop stooooop no nonono stoppit Veronica stop shipping this

you got this bbys

red red please reddddd lance come on I think red is mad at lance tbh mad at him for still liking allura and not keith- pfpfpf jkjk

lanceee come on boy you got this call that lion to you

VERONICA no please veronica- come on bby

RED RED YES Red has a snse of dramatic timing

BITCH NO YOU MOTHERFUCKING BACKSTABBING BITCH DIE DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

fuckfuckfuck

bbys noooo

nonono

my children

nuuu

don't touch themmmm

dumbass bitch you don't bargin with the galra dumbass motherfucking bitch

goddd this better work

go my children

no shit youdumbass bitch you can't bargain with the galra come on come onnn aaa captain shiro fuck yes

blow that motherfuckin shit up

oh fuck

hell yes

call your fuckin lions

you got this

call those bitches

bitch don't you dareee hahaha yes go girl you backstabbing bitch throw them off

hahahaha yessss

ohshit

bitchy bitchy is getting her ass whooped

ohshit shes dead ornot thanks black lion honestly shes still gonna die hard for me to care about her when she betrayed us all but okay

VOLTRON TIME KICK SOME ASS

ohshit

motherfucker

of course they'd fire on their own ships its fucking sendak

fly little earth birds jeezus little earth birds listen to your leader

Iwant a star trek au with shiro as a captain of a starship I might draw that tbh

hahaha yesss

particle barrier ftw

come on come onnnn

ohshitohsit

come on shiroooo

holy fuck

jeezus christ

the atlas is amazing

come on, earthbirds do this

benifits of the new prosthetic: doesn't have to get close to shit Downsides: looks weird

SHIRO SHIROOOOO

come on lancy boi be the bi we need

shiro whered you gooo

as much as I love lance and allura kicking ass this is a setup for a canonical ship and I dissaprove

GO SHIRO GO come on, shiro go space dad Is shiro okay?? SHIRO YES MY BOY

Sendak no

hahaha GO KEITH

is it rlly tho

no stoppit stoppit the allruance

ohfuck whats dat FUCK NO

ohfuck

holy fucking shitbals

nuuu my little earth birdies you dont stand a chance

hahaha go pidge

nononono

don't touch the atlas you bitch

fuckfuck this isn't gooood

NO NO STOP COOME ON SHIRO BABY

OHMYGODS I LOVE THE ATLAS

oh holy fuck

holy quiznak

nononono my babys nooo

MATT HE'S OKAY MY CHILD I THOUGHT THEY WHERE GONNA KILL HIM OFF

Hunk my boy You're okay thank the gods above

PIdgeeee Pidgeyesss my childrennnn

lance lancelancelance

Alluraaaa KEITH

aaaaa holy shit mother of all gods holy fucking shit whens the next season I need it now