You know what? Fuck the girls. I honestly hate female friendships you wanna know why? Cause the minute you do something they don't agree with they turn their backs on you with no hesitation. One minute they're with you then they're not. The only person who's pitting women against other women is you guessed it. Other women, women understand other women and they hate eachother for it.
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“They ain't with me, then they with me, so
(Fuck the girls) I don't need 'em, I'm too pretty, so
(Fuck the girls) every region, every city
The whole damn world stay sayin', "Fuck the girls”
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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"
i'm WHEEZING LMAO
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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