I might just be tired but this is endlessly funny to me
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Me when I love making shit up to justify my own electoral laziness because I think my posts(tm) are going to save the world.
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shen yurong: *attempts to kill his wife, is corrupt with the backing of the eldest princess* i can help you, let me protect you, let's get married!
jiang li / xue fangfei: eat shit scum bag
shen yurong:
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so! someone's been copying bathy's art
I'll repeat here: If you think it doesn't hurt artists to copy them to this extent, you're a fucking nitwit. we work so hard to get to where we are. our art isn't yours to take and make your own without consequences.
AND - and this really is the kicker - here's their "terms of service":
the irony.
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Me: Man I hate this fucking town.
Someone from the town beside mine: Yeah, your town sucks lmao.
Me:
Me: What the fuck did you just say you fucking bitch say that to my face mothefucker c'mon--
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Slowpoke is a water type????? He’s pink…?
ohhh my god i COMPLETELYYY forgot. silly stupid me. how could i forget. no water types are PINK... pack it up girlies we've been doing it wrong
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WHO GAVE HIM THE HANAHAKI
Tfw the latest guy you're gay about is so fucking oblivious you can literally bitch about him right in front of him and he assumes you're talking about someone else 🌸👌
The hanahaki stuff is all an au of me and Res' 3sig+ AU. Beautiful idiot peepaw Sig belongs to @ressioo and we love him very much.
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Into the woods to slay the boots to serve the cunt and snatch the waist
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me (in a discord): need to get the updated covid shot...
my brother's friend whom I have never spoken to in my life: why, though? you like putting dangerous foreign chemicals in your body?
me: yeah, they get me rock hard.
me: sometimes I go to giant and I just ask them to shoot me up with anything they have on hand. hepatitis b shots are like crack cocaine to me.
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Bill cipher??? On MY BLOG???? IN 2024????????!!?!?!?!
impossible.
anyways i jumped on the drawing bill train, so enjoy
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