#GETTING OFF

[repulsiveliquidation]

i strangely wanna know if anyone gets off with reading smut.

and with a lot of shyness, if my writing has been of service to you.

[xxpr1nc3ssxx]

I don’t even touch myself properly, favorite anon was right, I’m too eager I go straight to rubbing my clit.. mostly fast speeds, in circles, applying a good amount of pressure. Everyone should tell me in panty soaking detail how to properly touch myself? I need help please :(

[nickngreg]

Hey, remember when Greg was a labrat and he'd come running in with results and Nick would get flustered and then mask that with annoyance? Because I do :-)

[lesbian-arthur-pendragon]

day 1 of trying not to be chronically online

[paintoreos]

Alright so y'all

I'll be taking a few days break from Tumblr because I've been quite tired lately, feeling my mental health drop etc. so I just need some time off

But I'll see ya sooner or later :)

[fadinginto-oblivion]

Alice is the most unbothered person ever. To hear all that horrible Mr Bonzo stuff and:

A) not get effected, and

B) not care WHY they're going through all of these horrific statements, nor care about who they're doing them for,

Is quite honestly the amount of chill I aim to embody.

[service4cops]

I haven’t had a “service ticket” in a while and this stud wasted no time at all redeeming it! 

[brattyprincesstv]

I feel so guilty for masturbating in my parents house😩

[jrhartauthor]

Hey you. Are you looking for

A soccer romance

Queer found family

Positive representations of therapy

Healing after trauma

A bi demi MC

Aspec sex positivity

Epistolary interludes all in one book?

Find it in Getting Off, available at most major online retailers. (Content note: Getting Off contains a scene featuring sexual assault to a main character. Additionally, there is biphobia from within the LGBTQ+ community which is addressed in the text and corrected, scenes depicting blackmail, an attempt at forced outing, homophobia from a parent, “locker room talk” and misogyny, and homophobia from a teammate. There are also two scenes of physical violence including fistfighting, and some scenes of underage alcohol consumption among college students. While I have aimed to make these as tasteful, respectful, and carefully crafted as possible, I do want to ensure that readers know these elements of the story. Additionally, healthy depictions of therapy are included in this text, which may be uncomfortable for some readers with prior poor experiences with therapy).

[kittencalypso]

The urge to tease someone, to flirt, to seduce- but the lack of anyone to do so with😫

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[morganpdf]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

[ukulelekatie]

I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.

Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler

[weaselle]

listen. There's a whole mentality shift that needs to happen culture wide here, from the schools to the public infrastructure to pet ownership to the justice system

The proper response to your dog doing a natural behavior you dislike (digging/barking/protecting etc) it to give them an appropriate time and place to engage in that behavior

The proper response to skateboarders damaging infrastructure is to build more and better skate parks, or build skate elements into the public infrastructure on purpose.

The proper response to homeless people sleeping on park benches is to build them houses.

you see how there's like, a commonality at play here?

The proper response to a disruption is to address the root of the disruption directly, not somehow attack the disruption itself -

you don't invent a muffler by swinging a bat at the engine noise, you don't relieve your hunger by punching yourself in the stomach, you don't resolve public unrest by sending armed men to control them and you don't prevent homeless people using bus shelters as a roof by removing the bus shelters.

a whole ass shift in a basic mindset, i'm tellin' you. We need it.