#Get peanutized

[mischievous-thunder]

It's a special skill set, Logan. Wade wants you to make good use of it over and over again!

[soursoppi]

plucked by the lotus picker

[corantus]

i think we're lost! augh !!!!!

[4525yaoi]

wesker and friends

[zarla-s]

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Time to restock the shelves!

In the game, when the Addisons all leave after Spamton "dies", some Darkners go and look in their stalls to steal stuff and then say that all of it looks like cheap junk, and they would have felt ripped off even if they didn't pay. So I figure that Spamton AND the Addisons both just sell garbage and the Addisons were just better at it than him, haha. Meaning they can both go dumpster diving together for new product! Who knows what Yellow even sells anyway...

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[bumblehoneybee]

Interloper: Possessive Peanuts

“Angel, that thing. . .”

You tilt your head back, smiling sweetly up at Dogday. The ‘thing’ in your arms gives him the stink eye.

“Hm? You mean Peanuts?”

Dogday huffs a little. “Yes. . . Peanuts.” Peanuts bares its nonexistent teeth, almost growling as Dogday moves to sit next to you, but under your warm gaze the little toy melts into sweet pantings and airy barks. “He doesn’t like me.”

You boggle Dogday. “What?? How can you say that? Peanuts loves you!”

To prove your point, you hold Peanuts up to Dogday. The pair growl at one another, not that you see your precious Peanuts doing it, just Dogday.

“Well, maybe that’s why.” You tease him. Peanuts snuggles into your chest, looking almost smug. Dogday suddenly wants to grab it in his mouth and rip it to shreds. “You growl at him and knock him around like he’s a ball. I doubt he enjoys it.”

“I enjoy it.”

You laugh. Dogday’s tail starts to wag, but his moment of pride is crushed when Peanuts gives your chin a lick. You immediately coo, kissing on the little dog.

Jealousy curls in Dogday’s gut like a vice.

“I want to throw him over the fence.”

“No!” You cry, holding Peanuts to your cheek as Dogday tries to grab him. Peanuts bites at his hand too, as though trying to protect you from him. “Not my Peanuts!”

Maybe you’re not so innocent, Dogday thinks, watching you nuzzle Peanuts with your silly smirk. Are you trying to make him jealous? The two of you, working together against him?

Dogday will just have to show you why he’s the better companion, in that case. Then maybe you’ll drop this silly game and shower him in kisses instead.

[corazomma]

yes i caved to the schrucy propaganda

[spacenintendogs]

peanut butter baby

[candyheartedchy]

Making this post to remind myself to design my fankids for my ship with Reuben because I actually had this idea for a few years now of them being triplets and being named Peanut, Butter and Jelly 😭

[mothlord00]

spoilers for celestial meridian's chapter 2!

[sorry, edit because i forgot to add who owns/writes this au D: ]

au is celestial meridian by @pluck-heartstrings!

oh my gosh i love eclipse. he is a needy cat that begs for attention and then rips your hand to shreds when you finally pet it. he is so so cool but he's totally sighing loudly whenever there's no one to traumatize and impress. PLUS oh.......... the constant noting of the heir's beauty? OH HE WAS SO SAD WHEN THEY RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM!! MY HEART!!! gosh i just wanna stick him in a jar and observe him......... fascinating specimen......

and the heir???????? incredible. i want to know EVERYTHING. ooooooh they are SO mysterious. AND they make eclipse seem like a little scheming creature in comparison, with how put-together they always are. oooooooouuuugh.....

[tomialtooth]

We know from Sims that everyone in the safehouse gets their paychecks through Adler. But does this include Bell? After all, Bell isn't really a team member, he just thinks he is. Was Bell collecting a real paycheck or were Park and Adler paying him in Monopoly money?

Did Park and Adler go up to their supervisors and be like "Yeah we need a bunch of money so we can pay a fake wage to our brainwashed Soviet operative so he doesn't suspect anything wrong" and the CIA just had to accept this? In the CIA's archives somewhere is there a budget allocation for the cost of paying Bell a pretend Salary? Did they collect all the money back after killing Bell?

If they gave Bell real money how freely was Bell able to spend it or did Adler say something like "I'm going to hold your paycheck for you Bell" and Bell just had to accept it because Adler is his friend and his boss and would never do him wrong? Was Bell paid the same amount as everyone else or was he given a pittance? Did Bell ever suspect anything was off? There are so many questions left unanswered here

[shining-kommo-o]

Scrapped peanut-themed pokémon concept art, meant for the Kalos region.

[quiet-admirer]

In for 2025:

Getting fatter

Helping others get fatter

Creating more fat4fat art and stories

Kinky zines

Consensually high-fiving your friendly local death feedist

Objectifying canonically fat fictional characters for your feedist fantasies and fan works

Peanut butter

Out for 2025:

Asking random fat people about their health or if their loved ones are mean to them now that they're fat

Telling normies feedism isn't that weird

Drinking shakes or eating food you don't like the taste of

Waiting for other people to make the weird feedist stuff you wish you could be reading/watching/looking at

Your entire wardrobe because you're getting fatter

[deathflare]

i'm enamoured with erenville's 2 second long happy/proud expression (before he gets in a bad mood for the rest of the patch)

l;ook... isnt he so cute..,.,

[nenoname]

"yolo" stan (semi)canonically says as he laughs at the idea of eating healthily + doing exercise while he instead lies depressed on the floor every morning.....

while i definitely get everyone's reasoning, it's a bit funny that ford trying to restrict his diet to healthy food is such a popular hc cos the family spoiled stan for a week by giving him all his fave foods (to the point that they just have like. bowls of bacon on the floor) plus we have ford being the one to give stan alcohol on multiple occasions and i doubt anyone can break stan's pitt cola addiction....

also if ford still keeps up his training regime i think stan would bully him for that- 'oh look at me i do 1000 pushups every morning and eat steamed carrots for fun!!' 'nutrition pills actually' 'that's worse!!!!! you do know that right!!!'

[krystal-prisms]

God I love tumblr

Where else can I go to say with my full chest that I hate Elon Musk and all his stupid ugly vehicles that don't work and look like shit, and that he's an actual idiot, dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and I want him to die a thousand deaths, each more painful and humiliating than the last. I could write a whole rant on this, to rival the likes of the Jurgen Leitner monologue

Tiktok could never