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withagentleheart · 1 year

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Which creature are you within the Enchanted Forest?

Gnome

The kingdom underestimated you. Satisfied creating and preserving a life for yourself and those you love dear, you didn’t give anyone any trouble unless they gave you trouble first, with the exception of some harmless mischief of course. However, your love of shenanigans and tomfoolery never inspired any malicious pranks. You’re clever second, kind first. These two forces came together in you after witnessing a group of power-tripping guards mistreat the people of your town. You decided to engage in some mild retaliation. A lesson for those bullies. All in good fun. Toes grow back, right? Cue several booby traps and the guards left your village with their lightly singed tails between their legs. You’d won! Or so you thought. One slightly too knowingly smug remark later and the guards put the pieces together. They chased you throughout the town square. Counting on their cowardice, you fled to the Enchanted Forest, where you knew they wouldn’t follow. Losers. Once there, you relied on your keen observational skills, whimsical charm, and penchant for bullshitted brilliance to get through--making more than few friends along the way. Upon reaching the Banished Kingdom hidden within the forest, you met the Gnomes. A lovable and fiercely protective bunch, the Gnomes rely on their wit and kind hearts to defeat their enemies. As soon as they saw that twinkle in your eye, they knew you were one of them. Together, you worked with the Goblins to help spies sneak back into the corrupt kingdom and take it down. After the war, you built a house for your family both new and old. There, you split your time between cultivating your garden and tinkering away in your workshop. You'll never stop finding ways to make others smile.

tagged: @blossomingbellflower (thank you ^^) tagging: YOU!!

#[;dash game]#honestly i love this for her #very accurate #thanks for the tag <3

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gnomegirlgabby-blog · 4 years

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Check this awesome gnome out!

It's a Gnome yarn bowl!

Isn't he so cute! Comes in many colors too!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/532885716/garden-gnome-yarn-bowl-custom-made-4-6?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_mothers_day_Home_and_Living&utm_custom1=f077f9a5-a60e-4ae0-8c5c-6777542878cd&utm_content=go_1707961884_69268691249_331635231030_pla-303628061699_m__532885716&utm_custom2=1707961884&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpZT5BRCdARIsAGEX0zkoXjYRwdr_68B2FeAr3mQ-_jb_DbCtgnW-g8dHn7Yoym1D5F4EL-kaAsKOEALw_wcB

Tasha McKelvey you're epic! Thank you for your creation!

#gnomelove #gnomegirlgabby #gnomes #gardengnomes #gnomesgnomesgnomes #gnomewant #neededgnomes #GnomeBowl #GnomeYarnBowl #GnomeThings #EtsyGnomes #TashaMcKelveryGnomes

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twistedsimblr · 5 years

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@cupcakegnome God I’m seriously running out of ideas and I gnomething to show for it but bad puns that make no sense.

#sims 4 #the sims 4 #M.K #Meg #Fan work #it's glorious

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bananabitvh · 5 years

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we’ve all heard of Gnomeo and Juliet but what if,,, what if we did that for other Shakespeare plays? May I present: Gnomespearian plays such as:

-Gnomethello

-Gmomelet

- A Midsummers Night’s Gnome

- Julius Gnomesar

- King Gmomechard 3

- All’s Gnome That Ends Gnome

- The Twelfth Gnome

- The Taming of the Gnome

- The Gnomechant of Venice

- Much Ado About Gnomething

- The Comedy of Gnomes

- Gnomes Labors Lost

Together they make up the Gnomesperian Cinematic Universe or GCU

#shakespeare #plays #theater #cursed post #shitpost #gnomeo and juliet #othello #hamlet #romeo and juliet #terrible jokes #bad puns #gnomes #this has been haunting me #for days #i need to get it out #cursed idea #terrible puns

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epicgoojesus · 6 years

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Nintendo please put Garden Warfare(preferably 2) on the Switch. You added World of Goo, a game that 99% of humanity doesn't even know about, why can't you give us a Plants vs Zombies game? It would make perfect sense. Another colorful(family friendly) 3PS game that can be played cross-platform(unlike Splatoon), but isn't Fortnite. GW2 is FAR superior to the first one(mini story like mode for each side, an open area to explore so you don't always have to be playing online, different game modes within the open area like Flag of Power, Infinity, and the Trials of Gnometh, new characters for each side, etc.) so that would probably be the better one to add. Look I feel like I'm not asking for too much here all I want is to be able to kick ass as my Stuffy Flower child on the Switch why can't this happen Nintendo please-

Also one of the plants(or zombies) as DLC in Smash would be pretty cool too

#nintendo #nintendo switch #plants vs. zombies #world of goo #pvzgw2 #i'm very passionate about this #if you couldn't tell #don't get me wrong #having world of goo on the switch is great #like really great #BUT #there's only two cross-platform games #minecraft #and fortnite #i would rather die than play fortnite #and minecraft can get real buggy sometimes #also pvz games are a huge part of my childhood #but yeah #gw2 for the switch

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thefrogchorus · 7 years

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You've heard of Gnomeo and Juilet... prepare for;

Macgnome Much ado about gnomething The gnome of venice A midsummer nights gnome Gnomelet Gnomthello The gnomepest Twelfth gnome As you gnome it Gnomes labours lost

#gnomeo and juliet #shakespeare #oh dear #this is awful I'm sorry #romeo and juliet #macbeth #literature

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gnomegirlgabby-blog · 4 years

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Omg a toilet paper roll holder!!