My Greatest Blessings Call Me Mimi T-Shirt
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hey boss, sorry i’m late, i was busy writing an abstract short fiction about a caveman’s repressed homosexuality and posting it to tumblr. yeah the onceler ask blog site. funny the directions life takes us. but it’s like i always say, we all need to do our part to queer popular ahistorical narratives of masculinity. anyways i witnessed all manner of heavenly phenomena on the i-15 and take it to mean that someone’s lost the mandate of heaven, can we start a poll on the break room whiteboard about who or what it might be? oh don’t worry, i clocked in already. number one priority babey. i mean sir
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The professor I TA for asked for things to go in a “pumpkin spice still life”.
Unsure if that meant theme or color but assuming color, I gathered up my plush red panda, a plastic red-brown rock, a toy bison, a leather pouch, some satsumas, and a can of pumpkin.
We set up a fine still life, adding my stuff to his. And one of the students fell in love with my playmobil bison, asking if they could borrow it. I said yes, but only if they could provide collateral. They reached for an earring (after suggesting an organ) and I was like, no no, less valuable collateral!
While they cleaned their brushes I scoped their stuff and asked for their backpack keychain.
For my toy bison I received: a plush toy cheeseburger (the thing I actually asked for), a miniature PS2 copy of Bully, and a tiny vial containing a petrified rat heart that I hadn’t actually seen.
I’m so fucking stoked on the rat heart. If they don’t return my bison I won’t even be too sad.
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more male contact than hockey, football, and wrestling.
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Inspired by my dumbass pet peeve with that Butters headcanon about his eye injury. The way that ninja star pierced his face definitely wounded his eye more than an aesthetic lil cut. I headcanon he had to get a glass eye and that was pretty traumatizing for him.
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My Greatest Blessings Call Me Grandma T-Shirt
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