#Guyposting

[researchgate]

his smile is unmatched

[asskylosaurus]

Identifying groups of guys:

2 Guys: The Blowjob Brothers

3 Guys: The Brothers Cock

4 Guys: Weezer

5 Guys: Burgers and Fries

[plaqueprince]

i would still love you even if your eldritch horror body didn’t make my dong hard. that’s just the kind of guy i am

[nixetra]

@vintagehellion

[erial-c]

me with any lore heavy series in the redactedverse

i love analyzing lore . can't you tell

[researchgate]

ik it's a silly question, do you have any theory why a lot of OSA women are attracted to ugly guys?

It's not silly it's actually an extremely annoying phenomenon like yeah sure, everybody got their individual taste but some OSA women are just so weird with that. Like take the matt smith and benedict cucumber and tom hideouston**. It's just bizarre. I don't see it!! What do they find in them?? They have the excuses of "he looks Unique" girl, he looks uniquely BAD is what he looks!! I have truly no idea.

My only theory is that women are maybe more likely to look for personality first, and that appearance doesn't matter as much (but only for men, women have to always look clean and fit/skinny and all that hypocritical garbage). So maybe it's that. But I truly am clueless about it. As a straight woman myself, I do not understand my brethren (well, sesthren I guess, idk what's the female equivalent).

** I saw today a blog with a lot of tom hiddleston content and the name came to me like a revelation.

[nixetra]

[tvguts]

duuuuude how come no one told me that dating sim where the characters are based on household objects had a bachelor voiced by dana snyder. and he's rat themed. and he's fat. good lord. fortunately they gave him the most insanely stupid haircut i've ever seen in my entire life or it would be so ridiculously over for me

[therealhoodiewearer]

can a fella with just a regular ol' guycock really make it in this world?

[researchgate]

Isn't he still facing a possible death penalty?

[apollotizmz]

i need to kick miles edgeworth down a flight of stairs and then lift him up by his cravat like he's a pathetic wet kitten and give him a kiss on his sad face

[snowcrushkiller]

gonna meet up with a complicated high school acquaintance. could this be yuri ⁉️

[guy-who-fucks]

I am ridiculously horny. I've had sex dreams like 4 nights in a row now and I am always waking up with a massive boner. I have got to get laid soon

[thwackk]

guyposting again

[dino--draws]

improving my mood with guyposting

[researchgate]

my crush is sitting far from me today :(