#guyposting?

[therealhoodiewearer]

can a fella with just a regular ol' guycock really make it in this world?

[researchgate]

his smile is unmatched

[erial-c]

me with any lore heavy series in the redactedverse

i love analyzing lore . can't you tell

[tvguts]

duuuuude how come no one told me that dating sim where the characters are based on household objects had a bachelor voiced by dana snyder. and he's rat themed. and he's fat. good lord. fortunately they gave him the most insanely stupid haircut i've ever seen in my entire life or it would be so ridiculously over for me

[asskylosaurus]

Identifying groups of guys:

2 Guys: The Blowjob Brothers

3 Guys: The Brothers Cock

4 Guys: Weezer

5 Guys: Burgers and Fries

[plaqueprince]

i would still love you even if your eldritch horror body didn’t make my dong hard. that’s just the kind of guy i am

[apollotizmz]

i need to kick miles edgeworth down a flight of stairs and then lift him up by his cravat like he's a pathetic wet kitten and give him a kiss on his sad face

[nixetra]

@vintagehellion

[researchgate]

introductory post [forever wip]

so, I have this blog for like over 5 years now, and I've been on Tumblr for like 10 years (I moved blogs several times lol). Maybe it's time I introduced myself a little.

— you can call me offi

— I'm Jewish

— 23

— language enthusiast but suck at them

— tagging aficionado**

— heterosexual

— I'm not really a radfem, because I think feminism requires activism of some sort, and I honestly am not yet in a place I can do any impactful activism.

— I used to be somewhat known in certain spn circles as a broccoli enthusiast. One of my favorite bloggers made a special gifset for me with broccoli. supernatural truly has a gif for everything.

— I was known in the men's soccer (football) fandom for my tagging system. Or maybe it was also the supernatural fandom? Idr. I love tagging, not just comments but also the content, so I can find it later. I always dreamt of having a navgation page when these were a thing.

— my blog title "he's got a *COUCH* bro" — first year of uni. I'm existing the building trying to mind my own business but cannot ignore the two guys walking just a bit ahead of me talking. I can't catch anything until one exclaims (probably about a friend) "he's got a COUCH, bro!" [Putting this here so that I remember that was my title when I change it]

DNI: Idrc who interacts, it's not like ppl interact with most of my original posts anyway 🤧

** I do need to edit my tags though

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selected tags [wip]

my posts (all) · asks (all) ·

not feminism (all);

Humor · memes · languages [German · Hebrew · English · French · Arabic]· health and environment · linguistics · supernatural [dean winchester] · harry potter · sports [soccer · women's soccer · men's soccer · ] · guyposting [Jared Celma · Luigi Mangione · men] · personal [uni life] ·

feminism (all):

misogyny · rape · prostitution · pornography · violence against women · violence against girls · men in women's sports · men in female spaces · beauty industry · pedophilia · male degeneracy · awful moids · abortions · reproductive health · medical misogyny · j.k. Rowling other · feminism adjacent

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[snowcrushkiller]

gonna meet up with a complicated high school acquaintance. could this be yuri ⁉️

[guy-who-fucks]

I am ridiculously horny. I've had sex dreams like 4 nights in a row now and I am always waking up with a massive boner. I have got to get laid soon

[nixetra]

[apollotizmz]

i can trip kristoph gavin over, help him up like i wasn't the one who tripped him, and then give him a kiss on his little pathetic face

[researchgate]

Isn't he still facing a possible death penalty?

[thwackk]

guyposting again

[dino--draws]

improving my mood with guyposting