#H O LY

[erabu-san]

alhaitham in your style is making me go feral please please please can i ask for haitham doodles

thank you and have a good day/night and continue making bloody amazing art <333

glad you like him in my artstyle !! here for youuu

[anonymouscheeses]

Chaggie human AU except Charlie is a demon Vaggie summoned.

Yknoww??? Stars??? Cuz morningSTAR??? Okay I'll stop *sob*

Here's most of the body design. This is my actual first drawing of them, I made the vest for Charlie a darker yellow but for now feast your eyes upon the minion lookin ahh 😭 (The cape was supposed to be yellow and the vest/suit thing was blue but it clashed with Charlie's hair and shoulder.... things.)

Dw abt the shoes, Charlie is shown later and Vaggies is just black Jordan's cuz she cool like that ig 😭

Angel Dust is the crackhead who sells drugs. No money? Get ready for a beat down brutha he about to 🔥 serve 🔥 a punch. (I'm gonna def change his clothes eventually to something else but I like everything else ngl I kinda ate 😍(no i didnt))

Human form Charlie! She looks like Shldon Coper if he went through a furry phase...... that was a HORRIBME comparison what am I on bro 😭..... uhhh just think of any teenage furry who isn't edgy, that's Charlie.

Hey wait a second, Chaggie angst? With ooc Vaggie/Valerie?? Unreal 🤯

PLEASE ASK ABOUT THIS AU IM SO DESPERATE. ANY CHAFACYER DESIGNS OF ANY CHARACTER YOU WANNA SEE (IF THEY ARE IN THE SHOW OFC), ANY FRIENDSHIPS, SHIPS(search for my shipping rank to see what I like or uncomfy with), DYNAMICS, WORLD BUILDING. I HAVE SO MUCH IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW AND IM GOING TO STOP BEFORE I RAMBLE TOO KONG... uhhhhhh, MY ASKS/REQUESTS ARE OPEN. PLEASE. IM IN LOVE WITH MY AU AND NEED PPL TO BE INVESTED AS MUCH AS I AM (ILL STILL MAKE ART BUT PPL NEED TO BE INTERESTED OR ITS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL)🙏🙏

[clownsuu]

I give you an

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Also I stole this ask just so I can post this fuggin weirdo I made smhh (I raise from the dead just to post an oc again LMAOAOAOAO)

Hopefully this will be my last one in a long while I can live with 7 fuggin wh characters HHFHFUDJSNKSSJ- well- technically 8 if you include Betsy-

But to keep it (somewhat) short and sweet- my loser- a ye ol Milkman- Zachary Milksop (chronically lactose intolerant) and Betsy (a lil mascot moo sentient puppet)

Another character made almost spur in the moment again (like Mari) though thankfully not another bUG, but just some average human smhh. He’s a really simple guy, a loser, is as interesting as normal milk— he’s just the ye ol milkman who delivers you that gud shid smhh— enjoyer of the finer things in life (lunchables). A lil flirty and charming (in possibly the cringiest way possible) however he doesn’t really seem to pick up anyone besides the local cows that constantly harass him (and eats his pants). He enjoys watching them though, from v e r y m u c h afar——

hes just kinda, “that guy”

Also Betsy- a very sweet woman! She always greets everyone and has the friendliest extroverted personality ever! Always the type to bring (albeit tiny) gifts for her favorite neighbors and always leads when talking to anyone. Not like she would allow Zach to say anything anyway, she hates his polyester guts (and only him smhh)

[just-a-mod]

i have strong feelings for papa Ratau im gonna hunt that murderous fox down and beat him to death (|)W(|)

[kesoo]

Wip

[belovedrm]

THE DREAM TEAM IN ALL BLACK HOLY SHIT

[astronomicaltaxon]

bro ur freaking out the hoes(decapitated head of my boyfriend)

[bumblingbabooshka]

What if Neelix wormed his way into the hearts and minds of Tuvok’s entire family? What then??

[monterraverde]

//Half way out the door at my bus stop and some tall dude steps on my foot and shoves me into the door and almost knocks me over trying to go through it at the same time.

Claimed he straight up didn’t see me.

I was the one who opened the door.

It’s not an automatic door.

How did he not see me???

Anyway my mornings going great so far lmao can’t wait to see what new spec Deltas gonna throw at us with zero notice today.

[gayemoji]

im going to kill a certain vicadin addict so bad. not before i give him some actual unrequited love first. i love him but he is so stupid.

[twistedappletree]

OMFG OH MY F U CKIN G—

NEW GIRL ALREADY GOT FIRED

Let me first say, my client is NOT a difficult person to work for btw like not at all. It has nothing to do with her and everything to do with people apparently having like 30000000 different personalities because what in the actual f u c k

We have a routine where we throw out any of my client’s leftover food for the coyotes (it’s never anything bad for them, it’s just so food doesn’t get wasted and they don’t have any human association with getting the food). This new girl took the food outside and threw EVERYTHING OUT INTO THE ARROYO, INCLUDING ALL THE CONTAINERS/TRASH

WHAT THE FUCK

And her excuse to my client was “oh well you weren’t clear about how I was supposed to do it”

BECAUSE ITS COMMON SENSE THAT YOU DONT LITTER???? BRO HOW IN THE HECK- I DONT EVEN AJDHAJHDJAZ

she was straight up giving my client the most annoying combative attitude too for like, the entire day

and to make it worse, I ALREADY CANCELLED THE OTHER GIRLS INTERVIEW and she never wrote back so she probably wants NOTHING to do with this job anymore. I reached out to a few other people so now I’m just waiting for responses but oh my fucking god OH MY GOD

what the actual HECK is wrong with ppl I don’t understand how anyone is surviving at like service jobs and shit if they can’t even handle walking dogs in a forest???? bc service jobs are absolute soul sucking shit compared to this like????? it’s literally why I took the job bc it’s so much less stressful and it’s really not hard at all, even with my little complaints here and there which are rarely ever serious lmao

AKHDAKJDJAJSJSKAJJX

fml honestly lmaOOOOO

[mari-kaizumi-blog]

“I think I did this right… Hopefully… Uhh… Hi! I’m Mari. I hope we can get along, I think??? How the flapjacks do I make introductions here???? I need to ask for my sister’s help…”

“Hopefully she isn’t busy right now…”

[throwaway-yandere]

Quick heads up: here are the consequences once one of the main three FOUR dies in "O Capo! My Capo!"

Inquisitor Cyno: The Adepti mafia will target you. You'll lose the Church's support. Death flags will be more prominent. You'll have to be more careful about risks from then on.

Professor Tighnari: No cure for Eleazar. The reader's stress will elevate and your time will be cut by around -100 or lesser days (because I'm sadistic.) You'll seal the reader's fate by then.

Underboss Alhaitham: You'll lose the akasha terminal. Therefore the hints (including atfection & risks and rewards meters) will be permanently disabled after his death. It'll only return in a new playthrough.

"Architect/Engineer" Kaveh: Other than the fact you'll have a hard time finding someone to fix your manor and you'll lose some of the church's trust, there's a chance that [REDACTED]

This is by no means completely discouraging you from killing these four. Feel free to sacrifice them as you wish– especially if it will help you get the Love Interest you want. There can only be one. Have fun!!!

What happens if the secret love interests die? (Diluc/Venti/???/???/???)

Nothing. At least, nothing you need to worry about. Depending on your choices, you might not even meet them anyways. Besides, most of them are bound to die depending on who's route you're in. They're secret routes for a reason.

[loonarmuunar]

If I talked about ALL my Zora headcanons mfs would be beating me with a stick. I have Far Too many.

[rememberrymainblog]

LIES SIU IS LYING TO US

[finely-tuned-line]

theoretically could an iterator turn themself into a lizard. for science

RP:

FTL: Depends on what you mean by 'turn themselves into'. Do you mean a 1:1 of all the cells being transformed into those of a lizard? Or do you mean their consciousness getting transplaced into or replacing that of the lizard?

FTL: Because the answer to the first one is 'no'. Not only is the total mass of an Iterator much, much larger than that of a lizard - any type of lizard - but there is the simple fact that Iterators are biomechanical. Lizards are biological (except for in rare edge cases). You cannot transform one into the other without losing something.

FTL: As for the latter, well... maybe? It would rely upon isolating and containing the Iterator's personality and most important functionalities. Doing so would lose nearly all of said Iterator's capacity to do anything at all. An Iterator's consciousness is impossible to pin down in one place. Even if you were to simply take the main personality matrix and use that, that would still be a devastating loss of ability. And even then, said container would have to be mechanical or digital, and then implanted into the brain of the lizard, overriding its own consciousness. Which one could say completely defeats the purpose in some ways.

FTL: So though it may be possible in that way, it really wouldn't work out in any way at all. You cannot degrade such a vast and complex being that much. A lizard's brain cannot handle even the most basic thoughts of a much more complex being, not on any level, unless it becomes a biomechanical being via the implantation of said personality chip, in which case it's still highly questionable. The Iterator whose mind now hypothetically occupies that of a lizard, would not know how to function, how to do anything at all. We're not made to be lizards, we're made to solve problems and do things, with nearly everything we need just a thought away (though that particular quality has eroded over time). We rely upon processes that do things for us. It'd simply be impossible to sustain oneself like that. Drastic change never does anything good.

FTL: I will conclude that the answer is 'no'. Any other possibilities I can think of are clearly preposterous and make even less sense than even the second option presented here. Unless some external force with unmeasurable power - a true god, not a relative god such as an Iterator - exists and decides to change the very laws of reality or perform such a transformation for incomprehensible reasons (most likely amusement), which I do think is unlikely, then no. It's impossible.