#HAHAHAHAHHAA

[darushi-chan]

HOTD Modern AU where everyones dragons are some kind of reptile or amphibian.  Sooo, I finally gathered the courage to add my own stuff to the HOTD fandom, lol. I love reptiles, specifically Komodo dragons, I’ve made like 3 different college projects with them and it was impossible for me to not see Vhagar as one, I’ve seen other really good takes with old grandma V being a snapping turtle, an alligator and so on, and then I decided to imagine my own modern AU were all the Targaryan dragons in HOTD are some kind of reptile pet! -Because Targ shenanigans they do have a special bond with their reptile friend (Thats the only way you get a croc and a Komodo to dont eat you, lol). -The dragon keepers are a special reptile breeder company, the Targs are like one of their most important clients . -To add more lore and stuff I like the idea of them living in a made up european country called Valyria, like Genovia from the princess diaries, or at least just a modern westeros and Valyria being their something something big company where they work. -If they live in Valyria they do have the monarchy problems, but without the murder plis, Aegon ll its like fuck you all and runs away to Italy or France and starts a wine company called “The usurper” xD.  -Because I like Jacegon, Jace goes along with him so he doesn’t die from bad decisions and because I think he’ll be more reliable with the new company stuff hahahahaha, Aegon just tests the wine ok 😂?  -Lucerys its also like, the crown? No thanks, and goes to college to study literature, also in the some college as Aemond, who’s in a History major, they’re roommates 👀. -Joffrey its even less interested in the crown and decides to help his grampa Corlys with Driftmark. -I’m mexican, I dont know how Dukedoms and all that fancy european stuff works, Driftmark can be one of those or something, I’ll do some research after the reptile drawings ok xD? -That way the crown can go to little Aegon the younger without anybody dying yay. -Rhaenyra its not that ok with this, but she loves her kids, and hopes little Egg doesn’t run away too.... Im just starting with my favorite incest deranged couple, Lucemond 😚. I think its obvious this is not completed at all 😅, but I was really exited about it and wanted to talk about it after being working on it all day 😄.

More stuff about the not dragons! -They can’t live the hundreds of years of the dragons, so lets make them live as long as their owner lives, an average 80-90 years, for this HC sake hahahaha, specially because turtles, komodos and crocs are able to live long lives too! So lets make all the other special Targ reptiles/amphibians live longer too 😝. -This makes Grandma V, Vhagar ll, because Vhagar l was Visenya’s, when Laena dies in some kind of accident Aemond claims Vhagar ll so she doesn’t die, specially because she wasn’t that old then, wiki says Laena dies at 27, I havent thought that much about what happens in the Driftmart incident, but something happens 👀! -Then the Viserys l Balerion it’s Balerion ll too! Vissy T gets to keep his croc and makes him an awesome enclosure, lol. Alicent never goes there 😂, but Viserys likes to see when the servants feed him or to just chat with his friend, he has this really nice enclosure like in the zoos where you can go like underground and see them swim.

-Helaena’s kids can have little geckos or something cute like that, I need to think about it 🤔.

-Im not very sure about Caraxes being a red Tegu, they’re awesome, but I don’t know if I should make him be something else, any thoughs anyone 🤔? If you have any other ideas that are different from the ones I have so far let me know 😉!! The only ones that Im very sure about are Vhagar and Arrax, I’m really in love with the idea, and I also like them all being something different, except for Silverwing and Vermithor uwu.

[egggod17]

YALL WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

IS THAT AGENT 4?????

anyways @flamingskull28 now you cant do the severe punishment or smth idk i forgot lol

[legobiwan]

So E. Gadd canonically attended Woohoo Hooniversity for a bit before striking out on his own, right? I just have the feeling he was young, brilliant, and an absolute menace and malcontent when it came to dealing with academia.

~~~~~

My advisor has recommended I join the Thwomp research outpost in the southeastern mountain chains of the Mushroom Kingdom. 

“Recommended” may be too mild a term.

My advisor has ordered me to the Thwomp research outpost.

A waste of my time, of course. I have stressed on multiple occasions that I am not a geologist nor am I looking to pursue that path of drudgery. She contends I may find a more worthy subject of study up in that mineral-encrusted, sweltering wasteland. As if Thwomps could hold a flicker of a candle to my true research objectives. Unfortunately, I once again find myself running up against the limitations of imagination of this creaky institution. 

[amyisherenowitsokay]

i just be doing shit sometimes

[weinerhutcircus]

blue man that smellz like ladyz perfume and wet dog is so bad with wordzand catching critters~~ no raid no. nothin! juust big handz that he refusez to usei cant tell if its. because of me or shiftyz puppets but its. pretty oathetic

[princess-aries]

"okay well, daddy kink aside...."

[bloombird]

"Take it easy. We don't care if you pass or not. Don't freak out about the entrance exam. Freak out about the board exam instead."

- wise words from my dad calming me down for tomorrow

[loveshotzz]

[hyumjim]

[castiel--for--king]

i can’t stop laughing rich people are so deranged

[regnantlight]

@muses-of-kira

Edward appears and immediately this song starts playing in the background for him and Zelda.

[londonfoginacup]

hi, emmi! have you seen the anon sent to twopoppies about louis being in court in LA? I know we take weird anons with a pinch of salt these days but I am mentally preparing myself for the top tier billy jean themed headlines if anything comes of it

I mean lbr I am ALWAYS down to clown. Also, last night someone apparently made off with the bench I made myself that looked so much like trash that even bulk pickup refused to take it, so ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

[callouiee]

x

[sugarcherriess]

sorry i’m. taking my time to respond to thesebecasuse what thedcuk. that’s. You. do u want me to cry why are youdoing this oh my god 😭😭😭 this is. that’s terrible that’s so fuckinf terrible me getting scared is NOT cute and eric does Not need to see me scared oh my. god that’s sondushdjehfkddjdjdn. fuck. Yeah. bye. i can’t even pick out. like i like to pick out a specific thing that gets me bad and cry over it but i can’t it’s all just. Terrible oh my god 😭😭😭 bye 😭😭😭 🐶

[ruanbaijie]

白洁可是杨柳细腰。

THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.26 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪

[ethanharmonia]

GLITCHY RED!!!

EMO PEPELA!!!

I love him so much oh my lawd he is so gorgeous

Goofy ahh images i made a year ago or smth