#HAIL TO THE FUCKING KING!!!!

[kingkatsuki]

Number of casualties: me.

[healthydoseofhedonism]

the bad kids spending so much time trying to figure out a way to cheat the system so they could all answer the riddle correctly at the same time only for the riddle to be vultures: yay or nay? is one of the funniest things brennan as ever done

[art-from-within]

Mohg is giving Morgott a make over…..

[shaniacsboogara]

Steven Lim King of the Birds pride icons!!!

[melodymidway]

Jaehaerys: *chooses Baelon over Rhaenys despite the law saying that a niece inherits before an uncle*

Fandom: She was usurped! Rhaenys should have been queen!

Viserys: *chooses Rhaenyra over Aegon despite the law saying that a son inherits before a daughter*

Fandom: He has no right to the throne! Usurper!

[goblin-named-sam]

READ'EM A WEEP BITCHES! I GOT THE TUM THRU BOOP NUKES AND THE MAGGOT ARMY GOT ME THAT BLR! THAT'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

There was a lot of people both mutuals and random tumblr users that got me here but biggest thanks to:

@random-doctor-on-the-internet @arkytiorlecter @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @dandelionjedi @goodomensduh @patoslover

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,

you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.

(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)

anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.

murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris

manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris

mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris

wealthy: Chris

gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris

pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris

I can go on and on, uh you may be saying

"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"

it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.

but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.

THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.

(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)

like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.

literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.

I love this show it's awesome.

[boxwinebaddie]

this is self indulgent of me, but in honor of someone telling me that the tkak otp board was beautiful ( which, literally, thank you sm, UR beautiful, baby! <3 and i love final girl-girl fail knight stas and stuck up, bitchy, slow burn princess kylie SO much aaa ), i just wanted y'all to know i called their ship 'wo(menel)' on pinterest because in elvish, 'menel' refers to 'heaven' or 'the heavens' ( not me doin my research ), but kylie lamented about how so many of the evil men she met in her life would still be afforded a beautiful and privileged afterlife despite their villainy, but most specifically, that even before or sans death, the world they lived in was still this flawless 'men-el' or perfect living heaven for men because they could exist freely and be forgiven for everything, with women, specifically gay women or lesbians like kylie, forced to be persecuted, pretend to be something they're not and live in hell 24/7...so stas offered to create her a place called 'Womenel' or a heaven that belonged to women alone where she could be free...

...where They could be free. ;-;

anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[blenderenvy]

Netflix?

More like No thanks

Haha gottem

That's what you get for removing Community AND All Hail King Julian.

[ozymoron]

fucking crazy ash chose going back to work retail over becoming a 1300 BC king like ?????? are you insane

[sigil-stone]

latest news from burlington, vermont: local superpowered dorks overlook moral quandary they have found themselves in (GHOST WASPS HAVE PRONOUNCED US MONARCHS OF THE HIVE? AND WANT US TO FIND THEM A HOME SO THEY CAN MAKE MORE GHOST WASPS?) because they have unlocked the ability to fly.

[itbeleeeee]

Watching Rickon die sucked btw. Knew it was happening and paused it 20 seconds before it did and talked to my friends for 20 minutes to put it off.

The shot of Jon pulling out his sword was cool as hell tho. And Sansa feeding Ramsay to his own hounds? Hot as fuck, you go girl.

[walofneptune]

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[brittlekombu]

I dont know if anyone is avoiding watching one piece but please watch it its so good i avoided it for so long it was a mistake they put the good crack in this show yall i promise watching it is so worth it the cp9 arc is golden

[rcsplendent]

santiago fmk : leo, dennis, aleksandr

" — kids these days with their fucking games ... i don't know who on my staff sent this, but you're all doing an extra hour of conditioning tomorrow. "