SEVENTY TWO WITH IWA IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES FOR IT ALSO HAPPY 500 YIPEEE -(๐ฃ๏ธAnon)
the way i was praying to fucking god that someone would request this exactly thank u so much
500 followers special: #72: โI will knock you on your ass if you even think about it.โ
iwaizumi x gn reader, established relationship, use of 'baby' as a pet name, drinking & smoking, cursing, lame men, the threat of violence, not proofread
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There are three key mistakes that they made.
It's the same three mistakes they make every time they go out drinking, always in the same order.
First, they always order one too many rounds of shots. Whenever they're drunk enough to feel giddy and sober enough to stand upright, they always push their luck with one round that leads to another, and that leads to them crawling out of the bar when no one is looking to make their second mistake.
When there is a drag in their step and a slur in their speech, they find the nearest, painfully bright, twenty-four-hour convenience store, and they buy a fresh new pack of shiny cigarettes, and a sleek new lighter.
Which, in turn, almost always leads to their third mistake: getting lost.
They don't have the best sense of direction with a clear head. When their eyesight is blurred and their head is spinning, there is no chance of them stepping foot in the right direction. For a moment after they step out of the shop, they spin in one direction, and then another, trying to remember which one they came from.
It takes them all of one minute before they admit to hopelessness, collapsing to sit on the edge of the sidewalk, too drunk to care about the cleanliness of it.
The brightness of their phone makes them flinch, and hold the phone away from their face, trying to shield their eyes from it. "Fucking shit, Siri, for the love of god, please call Hajime."
They're a bit slow to process that the phone obeys them. They're still trying to figure out how the fuck you put the goddamn phone on speaker when he answers. Faintly, they can hear is phone on the other line. They give up, and slide their phone against their ear. "Haji," they say, drunk and whiny and frustrated, "I'm fucking lost."
He makes a noise on the other line of the phone that seems like it's a cross between reluctant amusement and frustration. "Where are you right now?"
"I don't know, I just said I'm lost," they reply, looking around their surroundings and trying to spot something that seems familiar. They twist their head back to see the shop they just bought the cigarettes from, and then perk up at the reminder that they have cigarettes in their pocket now. "I just bought some cigs at this random ass store and I don't know where the bar is or if my friends are still there."
Iwaizumi groans. "Fucking of course. Alright, listen, just stay there. I have your location on and I'll come find you."
A pout forms on their lips. "Are you mad at me?"
There's a bit of shuffling on the other end. "No, baby, I'm not mad at you. You're just kind of a dumbass sometimes."
They can't argue, so they laugh, holdinng the phone between their shoulder and their ear, as their hands tear into the packet of cigarettes. "How far away are you?" they question.
"About ten minutes," he says, voice sounding a bit further away now. "Hang up and save your battery. Call me back if anything happens and stay put."
"'Kay," they agree, words now muffled by the cigarette between their teeth. "Love you."
They wait until Iwaizumi responds, "Love you," before they're pocketing their phone once more, following his instructions to save the battery. And they wait.
It sucks. Sitting there on the sidewalk, the alcohol making them feel sloppy and messy, like their head is not on right. There's too many people on the street tonight, too. Crowds of people walk behind them, some stumbling into the same store as them for drunken snacks and hefty bottles of water. They try to people watch to pass the time, but it makes their head hurt to lift it up.
Their elbows are on their knees, and their eyes buried into the palms of their hands, lit cigarette loosely dangling from their fingers, waiting for the buzz of their phone or the sound of Iwaizumi's voice, when there's a warmth beside them.
It takes them a second to process the thigh being pressed against theirs from someone sitting too close. They know at once it's not Iwaizumi. The cologne is too strong and it makes them feel a bout of nausea.
They reluctantly lift their head to see the grinning, unfamiliar face of a man that looks just a touch less drunk than they feel. "You look way too drunk to be sitting here alone," he says in a way that seems more amused than concerned. They try to scoot away from him without him noticing. "Need help getting home?"
"No," they reply, putting all of their effort into making their voice sound clear and even. They inhale a puff of smoke and blow it out towards his face.
The stranger does not react to it, he just keeps grinning down at them. "What's your name?" he questions, unrelenting.
They just blink back at him, unwilling to provide even that.
And even then, he is still undeterred. "Okay, well, whatever your name is, I have a really good idea here. I have an Uber on the way, and you can just hop in there with me, and then come back to my place. How does that sound?"
"Fucking stupid," is their natural response. And the second it comes out of their mouth, they giggle, unable to stop themselves and aware that they are not in the right state of mind for this sort of conversation.
"Oh, come on, don't be like that," he replies, chuckling now too, as if he took their laughter as a good sign. "It'll be fun. I'll even let you sleep in one of my t-shirts."
All they can think of then is Iwaizumi, of stealing his clothes and sleeping in them for hours. The thought puts a smile on their face, and with their blurred vision getting worse, they start to lose sight of exactly where they are.
"Aw, see, look at that smile!" he says, but he feels far away, to them. "Uber's almost here. Want me to help you in?"
"I will knock you on your ass if you even think about."
His voice is clear, strong, and familiar, and it makes them shoot upright, allowing them a momentary moment of sobriety. The cigarette falls from their fingers, forgotten, as they turn to see Iwaizumi approaching, and launch to their feet.
He looks enraged, brow furrowed and a glare fixed harshly on his expression. But it's not anything they haven't seen on Iwaizumi before. It doesn't stop them as they rush towards him, arms flinging over his shoulders. "Haji!" they exclaim, ecstatic at the sight of him. "I missed you."
To his credit, Iwaizumi does take a moment to kiss the top of their head, and his arm does find its place secure around their waist, but his glare does not waiver from the man still seated on the edge of the sidewalk. "Get in your fucking Uber before I break your legs and you need help getting in, dickhead," he snarls.
The words hit their drunken ears, and they lean back from their embrace, trying to catch Iwaizumi's eye. "Are you talking to me right now?"
"No, baby, just hold on a second, alright?" he says to them. "Gotta make sure gentleman of the year here goes home on his own without fucking kidnapping someone else."
"I think you're gentleman of the year," they mumble, still holding onto his neck, and resting their head against his chest.
Iwaizumi's lip twitches, just slightly. And they're sure that there's a conversation that continues from that point, they can vaguely hear words that sound distant to them, and can feel curses rumble in Iwaizumi's chest, but all they can focus on is how nice it's going to be to go home with him. And to drink a glass of cold water. That they are really looking forward to.
Eventually, after what seems like another hour but is just an additional forty-five seconds, Iwaizumi gently pulls them to walk alongside them. Their feet stumble to follow, but it doesn't matter too much, he's holding up most of them, anyways.
"You gotta stop running away from your friends when you go out," he tells them. "I almost had to kill that guy. You'd be so upset if I had to go to jail for murder."
"Oh, is that what happened?" they slur, eyes closed and trusting Iwaizumi with every step they take. "Yeah, that'd be bad. I'd have to do a murder too so we'd be in jail together."
"Not sure it works that way."
"You're not mad at me, right?"
Iwaizumi chuckles. "No, not right now. I'll save the alcohol safety lecture for when you're hungover tomorrow."
"Awesome. So that means you'll carry me home the rest of the way, right?"
Iwaizumi sighs, as if this is some inconvenience for him. But he grins as he hooks his arm under their knees and holds them close to his chest. And they're asleep in his arms before he even clears the block.
an: DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. NO MATTER HOW FUN IT MAY SEEM. DO NOT DO IT.
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SO I HEARD POKEMON IS YOUR EARLIEST HYPERFIXATION AND YOU LOVED THE ASK FOR POKEMON X OP???
WE ARE MAKING NYARLA HAPPY WITH THIS ONE BOYS ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ โผ๏ธ
Would you rather we ask you OP with existing Pokรฉmon or some crack bs with OP blorbos *falling* into Pokรฉmon Universe dur to like a devil fruit power or something?
Also who's your favourite Pokรฉmon? And type? (MIMIKYU/SPIRITOMB FOR LIFE HERE AND GHOST TYPE)
I'd love if you could do the OP blorbos with a Reader who has a Mimikyu/Spiritomb (MY SPIRITOMB IS ALWAYS CALLED SPOOKY FUN FACT) and how they'd interact with said Pokรฉmon/if their babies would get along with Reader's babies (DON'T FALL INTO THE TRAP OF ASSUMING GHOST AND DARK TYPES ARE ALL EVIL I PROMISE YOU MY BABIES ARE SWEET AF ๐ญ TIRED OF MISREPRESENTATION)
My brain when Pokรฉmon/One Piece asks:
keep your composure keep your composure keep your mfing composure what would Mihawk do he would absolutely keep his composure be like Mihawk keep your composure Nyarla keep your BUT but but wait what would Shanks do INTERNAL SCREEEEEEEMINGโ
My brain is short circuiting.
My primary type is psychic. Sabrina was practically my goth awakening at seven years old, and Abra is my spirit animal (immediately teleport away when presented with anything unfamiliar or even potentially threatening). My secondary type is ghost, in no small part thanks to the fact that I started writing "horror" as soon as I could properly hold a pencil ("horror" here meaning silly lil ghost stories that probably made no sense to anyone but me).
I was also the kid glitching out my game with my older brother's game genie trying to catch all the Pokรฉmon ghosts in the tower in Lavender Town because I was so sad that they were lonely, so that should give some insight as to how I feel about ghosts, Pokรฉmon, and ghost type Pokรฉmon in general.
Any asks are welcome asks, I did not realize I needed Pokemon/One Piece in my life but I am
I amโ
I am not incredibly familiar with Mimikyu or Spiritomb (my last Pokemon games were Diamond/Pearl), but I will be doing research like a proper Pokรฉmon Professor to learn as much about them as humanly possibly. I know more about Mimikyu and frankly the poor bb just wants to be loved and deserves absolutely all of the love.
Pikachu is overrated anyway. I said it and I will fcking stand by it, and Mimikyu's very existence only further solidifies this opinion within me. Out of all the iconic Pokรฉmon in the original anime itself, Team Rocket's Meowth is and will always be my darling bb. Smart-mouthed lil mafia cat who deserves SO MUCH BETTERโ
Ahem.
Brief reading into Spiritomb has, at first glance, enlightened me to the following:
Several Pokรฉdex entries state that Spiritomb was sealed roughly 500 years before the present time. The Pokรฉmon lays curses with its wicked thoughts. It will lash out at anyone with little thought, often exercising short-sightedness in its pursuit of vengeance.
And I am beyond intrigued by every last word of that. Historical ghost Pokรฉmon? Vengeful lil ghost bb? I want one RIGHT NOWโ
On an unrelated note, tysm for this, I just had a briefly horrifying moment because my cat made a mad dash out the door as I was taking the trash out. He is back inside and safe now but I almost had a heart attack when he zipped past my feet and into the darkness, and this has helped calm me down so much ๐ญ๐ญโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
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500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)
So uhhhhhh
...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special
But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.
So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.
Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.
[Creep]
When ๐ you ๐ were โ here ๐ before ๐บ Couldn't ๐
โโ๏ธ look ๐ you ๐๐ผ in ๐๐ฆ the eye ๐ You're ๐ผ just ๐ค๐ค like ๐ฉธ an angel ๐ Your ๐ skin โ๏ธ makes ๐ me ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก cry ๐ค๐ข๐ญ You ๐ณ float ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ like ๐ a feather In ๐ a beautiful ๐ด๐ท๐ธ world ๐คท๐ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐ฃ๐ค was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ You're ๐ป so fuckin' ๐๐ special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐๐ฎ๐ I'm ๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ช a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐ฅ a weirdo ๐คช What โ the hell ๐ฆ am ๐ I ๐๐ doin' ๐ค here? ๐๐ I ๐ don't ๐ฐ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ I ๐ง ๐
don't โ care ๐๐ฉ if it hurts ๐ค I ๐ wanna ๐ฑ have ๐ถ control ๐ค๐ฎ I ๐ป want ๐คฌ a perfect ๐ฏ body ๐ I ๐โโ๏ธ want ๐ a perfect ๐๐๐ฅฐ soul ๐ป I ๐ want ๐คฒ๐คฒ you ๐๐ค to notice ๐ When ๐ I'm ๐โโ๏ธ not ๐ฏ around โ๐๏ธโก๏ธ๐ค So fuckin' ๐๐ป๐ฏ special ๐๐๐ I ๐ wish ๐๐๐ I ๐ was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐ I'm ๐ a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐ a weirdo ๐คช What ๐ค๐ก the hell ๐๐ญ๐ am ๐ I ๐๐๐ doin' ๐ค here? ๐ I ๐ญ๐ฟ don't ๐ซ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐๐๐โจโจ She's ๐ฉ๐พ running ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐ out ๐พ the door ๐ช (run) ๐โโ๏ธ She's ๐๐๐๐๐ running ๐โโ out ๐๐ช She ๐ฉ๐พ๐ฉ๐ฟ run, ๐ run, ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ run, ๐๐ run ๐ Run ๐๐ Whatever ๐ด makes ๐ you ๐ happy ๐ Whatever ๐ฏ you ๐ want ๐ You're ๐ญ so fuckin' ๐ฉ special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐๐ was special ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ But ๐ I'm โ๏ธ a creep ๐๐คซ I'm ๐๐ป a weirdo ๐คช What ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ the hell ๐ฅ๐ฅต am ๐ I ๐
doin' ๐ค here? ๐ฅต I ๐ don't ๐ซ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ฆ๐ช I ๐๐ณ don't ๐
โโ๏ธ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ here ๐ช๐ฅ
[Common People]
She ๐ฉ came ๐
๐๐ฆ from ๐ค Greece ๐ฌ๐ฑ she ๐ฉ had โ a thirst ๐ฆ for ๐ฆ knowledge ๐ She ๐ฅฐ studied sculpture at Saint ๐ Martin's College That's ๐ฆ where ๐ I ๐ Caught ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ her ๐ฉ eye ๐ป She ๐ฉ told ๐ me โ๏ธ that ๐ her ๐ฉ dad ๐ช๐ผ was loaded I ๐ said, ๐ in ๐ that ๐ case ๐๐ฏ I'll ๐
๐ have ๐ฒ rum and Coca-Cola She ๐ said ๐ฌ fine ๐ And then ๐๐ฑ in โฎ๏ธ thirty ๐ง seconds ๐ซ time ๐โจ๐ she ๐ฉ said ๐ฌ๐ I ๐๐๐๐๐๐ wanna ๐ค live ๐ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐ฉ๐ซ I ๐ wanna ๐ฏโโ๏ธ do โณ whatever ๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ do ๐ฆค Wanna ๐ค sleep ๐ด with common ๐ people ๐จ I ๐ wanna ๐๐ sleep ๐ช with common ๐ฉ people ๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ Like ๐ you ๐ Oh ๐ฆ what ๐ else ๐ฟ๐ฉ could ๐ค๐ค I ๐ป do ๐๐ซ๐ I ๐ said ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ I'll, ๐ท I'll ๐
๐ฟ๐ก see ๐ what โ I ๐ can ๐ฆ do โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ I ๐ฉ took โ her ๐ to a supermarket I ๐ don't โ know ๐ค why ๐ค But ๐ I ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ had ๐ to start ๐ข it somewhere ๐ So it started ๐ there ๐ I โน๏ธโน๏ธ said ๐ฌ pretend ๐ you've ๐ฆ got ๐ no ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ money ๐ She ๐โโ๏ธ just ๐ก laughed ๐ and said ๐ฌ Oh ๐ฏ you're ๐ฅต so funny ๐ I ๐ said; ๐ฃ๏ธ yeah โ I ๐ can't ๐ฆ๐ฆ see ๐ anyone ๐ else ๐ค smiling โจ๐ซ๐งโโ๏ธ in ๐ง๐ป here ๐ Are you ๐คก sure? ๐ You ๐ wanna ๐ฏโโ๏ธ live ๐ like ๐โโ๏ธ common ๐ฉ people ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ You ๐๐ wanna ๐ท see ๐ฅ whatever ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐ซ see ๐ Wanna ๐บ sleep ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐ฉ๐ซ You ๐ฆ๐ wanna ๐ฅ sleep ๐ช with common ๐ฉ people ๐ Like ๐ me ๐ฆ But ๐ she ๐ฉ didn't ๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ understand ๐๐
๐ She ๐โโ๏ธ just ๐ smiled and held ๐จโ๐ผ my ๐๐ hand ๐คฒ Rent a flat ๐ ๐๐๐ชโ๏ธ above ๐๐๐ a shop Cut ๐ฃ your ๐ hair ๐ and get ๐ฅ a job ๐ผ Smoke ๐จ some ๐บ๐ฏ fags and play ๐ฒ some ๐ฅ๐ฅ pool ๐ฑ Pretend ๐ you โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ never ๐ซ went ๐จ to school ๐ But ๐ still โฐ๐ you'll ๐ค never ๐
get ๐ it right ๐ฐ๐ฐ 'Cause ๐ซ when ๐๐ you're โ laid ๐ in ๐
ฐ๏ธ bed ๐ at night ๐๐ Watching ๐ roaches climb ๐ผ the wall ๐๐ฅณ๐ค If you ๐ called ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐ your ๐ dad ๐ฑ he ๐จ could ๐ stop โ it all, ๐ฏ yeah ๐
You'll ๐ธ never ๐ซ live ๐ฃ๐ฆ like ๐๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ฅ You'll ๐๐ง never ๐ซ do ๐ whatever ๐ฏ common ๐๐ people ๐จ๐ฒ do ๐ You'll ๐ never โ fail ๐คง๐คง like ๐ common ๐ people ๐ฃ๐ฅ You'll ๐ never โโโโโ watch ๐ your ๐ life ๐ slide ๐๐ข out โ๏ธ of view โฒ And you ๐ dance ๐ฒ and drink ๐ถ and screw Because โก๏ธ there's ๐น nothing ๐๐คโ else ๐ to do ๐ Sing ๐ค๐๏ธ along ๐ถ with the common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ Sing ๐ถ๐ along ๐๐ and it might ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ just ๐๐ get ๐ you ๐ through ๐งโโ๏ธ Laugh ๐ along ๐๐ with the common ๐ people ๐ฉโ๐พ Laugh ๐ along ๐๐ even ๐ though ๐ซ๐ง๐ป๐ they're ๐ฅ really ๐
๐ป laughing ๐
at you ๐๐๐ And the stupid ๐คค things ๐๐ that ๐๐ค you ๐ค๐ค do ๐ถโโ๏ธ Because ๐ you ๐๐ฆ think ๐ค that ๐ poor ๐ธ is cool ๐ Like ๐
a dog ๐ฉ lying ๐คฅ in ๐๐ก a corner ๐ฝ They ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ will ๐๐ฐ bite ๐ you ๐ and never โ๐ warn you ๐ Look ๐ out, ๐ they'll ๐ฏโโ๏ธ tear ๐ your ๐ฉ insides ๐ out ๐ 'Cause ๐๐ค everybody ๐ด๐ต๐จ hates ๐ก a tourist Especially one 1๏ธโฃ who ๐ท thinks ๐ช it's all โก๏ธ๐ฅ2๏ธโฃ such ๐๐ a laugh ๐ Yeah ๐ข๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ง๐๐ป๐ and the chip ๐ stains and grease Will ๐ผ come ๐ฝ out ๐ต๐ต in โ๐ป the bath ๐ You ๐ will ๐ฐ๐ผ never โ๏ธ understand โ๏ธ How ๐ค it feels ๐ค to live ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฐ๐พ๐๐ป your ๐ life ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ With no โ meaning ๐ or control ๐บ And with nowhere โ left ๐ to go ๐ฆ You ๐๐ค are amazed ๐ณ that ๐ค they ๐ฅ๐จ exist And they ๐ฝ burn ๐ฅ so bright ๐ Whilst ๐ฉ you ๐ can ๐ only ๐ค wonder ๐ญ why ๐ค Rent a flat ๐ ๐๐๐ชโ๏ธ above ๐ a shop Cut โ๐ฑ your ๐ฉโ๐ผ hair ๐ and get ๐ a job ๐
๐๐คช Smoke ๐ซ some ๐ fags and play ๐ฝ some ๐ฝ pool ๐ Pretend ๐ you ๐ never โ went ๐ฃ to school ๐ฏ๐ตโ๐ฏ๐ผโ But ๐ still ๐ ๐ you'll ๐ never โ get ๐ it right ๐ 'Cause ๐ when ๐ you're ๐ laid ๐ in ๐๐ bed ๐ด๐ at night ๐ Watching ๐๏ธ roaches climb ๐ผ the wall ๐๐ฅณ๐ค If you ๐๐ค called ๐ฒ your ๐ dad ๐จ he ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ could ๐ stop โ it all ๐พ Yeah ๐ฉ Never ๐ซ live ๐ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐ถ Never ๐
do ๐ฃ what ๐๐ฆ๐ common ๐ฉ people ๐ซ๐จ do ๐๐บ Never ๐ซ fail ๐ซ like ๐ common ๐๐ people ๐จ You'll ๐ญ never ๐ซ watch ๐ your ๐ฝ life ๐๐งฌ slide ๐ out ๐ of view โฒ And then ๐ dance ๐ฒ and drink ๐ถ and screw Because ๐๐ฝ there's ๐น nothing ๐๐ผ else ๐
โโ๏ธ to do ๐คจ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐ฅ like ๐ you ๐ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ฉ๐จ like ๐ you ๐ฆ Wanna ๐ live ๐ฃ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ฉโ๐พ like ๐ป๐ซ you ๐ Wanna ๐ค๐ป live ๐ฆ with common ๐๐ people ๐ซ like ๐ you ๐ฆ Wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐๐ people ๐คฅ๐คซ like ๐ท you ๐ Wanna ๐๐ live ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฐ๐พ๐๐ป with common ๐ฉ people ๐จ like ๐ง๐ you ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ live ๐ with common ๐ฉ people ๐ช like ๐ you ๐ Oh, ๐ฏ la, ๐ง la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la ๐ถ Oh, ๐ณ la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la ๐
Oh, ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la, ๐ฐ la, ๐ฐ la ๐ถ Oh, ๐ค la, ๐ฐ๐ฐ la, ๐ถ la, ๐ง la ๐ผ Oh ๐ฆ you ๐
[Even Flow]
Freezin' ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ Rests his ๐ฆ head ๐๐ฃ๏ธ on ๐ a pillow made ๐ of concrete again ๐ฅณ Oh, ๐ฆ๐ feelin' Maybe ๐ค he'll ๐๐ see ๐๐ a little ๐ค betters, any ๐ฆ days ๐๏ธ Oh, ๐ฐ hand ๐ค out ๐ Faces ๐๐ that ๐ป he ๐จ๐ป sees ๐๐ฒ time โณ again โ๐ฌ ain't โ that ๐ familiar Oh, ๐ dark ๐ grin ๐ He ๐ท can't ๐ฝ help, ๐ข๐ฌ when ๐ he's ๐จ happy, ๐ he ๐ท looks ๐ insane ๐๐คช Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ฌ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ฆ he ๐จ don't ๐ซ๐ know, ๐ญ so he ๐ณ chases them โก๏ธ๐ away ๐ Oh, ๐ค๐ค๐ค someday yet โโ he'll ๐คด begin ๐ฆ his ๐ค๐ life ๐ฆง๐ฆง๐ฆ๐ด again ๐ฅณ Life ๐
again, ๐ฅณ life ๐ again โ Kneelin' Lookin' ๐๐ through ๐ธ the paper ๐ค though ๐ฅ๐ญ he ๐โโ๏ธ doesn't ๐ know ๐ค to read ๐ Oh, ๐๐ฏ prayin' Now ๐ to something ๐คโ that ๐ท๐ฏ has ๐ never ๐
showed him ๐ฆ๐ฑ anything ๐ซ Oh, ๐ค๐ค๐ค feelin' Understands the weather ๐ก of the winter's on โฌ๏ธ its way ๐
Oh, ๐๐ ceilings Few ๐๐ข and far ๐ between ๐ all ๐ฏ the legal ๐ฐ๐ halls of shame ๐ณ Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ณ he ๐ฅ don't ๐ซ know, ๐ so he ๐ฅ๐ chases them ๐ผ away ๐ Oh, ๐ someday yet โจ he'll ๐คด begin ๐ his ๐ life ๐ again ๐ฌ Whispering hands โ๐๐ค gently ๐
lead ๐ him ๐ด away ๐ Him ๐ด away, ๐ him ๐ด away ๐ Yeah, ๐ ooh, ๐โก๏ธโก๏ธ๐คโฌ๏ธ ah ๐ฅถ yeah, ๐ fuck โฌ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ it up ๐ Even ๐ flow, thoughts ๐ญ๐ค arrive ๐ฌ like ๐ butterflies ๐ Oh, ๐ง๐
he ๐ท don't ๐
โโ๏ธ๐ซ know, ๐ซ๐ฑ so he ๐จ chases them ๐ฑ away ๐๐จ Ah, ๐ฑ someday yet ๐๐ he'll ๐ฆ begin ๐ข his ๐ฆ๐โ๏ธ life ๐คค๐ again ๐ค๐ค๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ Whispering hands ๐ gently ๐
lead ๐๐๐ฆ him ๐จ away ๐ Him ๐ด away, ๐ฅฐ him ๐ด away ๐๐ Yeah, โ
ooh ๐ฆ
[Closer]
You ๐ let ๐ซ me ๐ violate ๐ฏ you ๐๐ฝ You ๐๐ let ๐ซ me ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ desecrate โ you ๐ You ๐ let ๐ me ๐ฐ๐ฏ penetrate you ๐ You ๐ป๐ป๐ฅต๐ฅต let ๐ me ๐ complicate you ๐ I ๐ฅ broke ๐ apart ๐๐๐ my ๐ช๐จ insides ๐ (Help ๐ me) ๐โโ๏ธ I've ๐ฏ got ๐ no โ soul ๐ฑ to sell ๐ธ (Help ๐๐๐๐ me) ๐ฅบ the only ๐คฃ thing ๐ that ๐๐๐๐ works ๐๐ป for ๐ป me ๐๐คฐ๐ Help ๐ฆ me ๐ฉ๐ป get 5๏ธโฃ away ๐ from ๐ myself ๐ I ๐ฐ wanna ๐ก fuck ๐๐ฆ you ๐ผ๐จ like ๐ an animal ๐ฏ I ๐ฃ๐ค wanna ๐บ feel ๐ you ๐ from ๐ the inside ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ fuck ๐๐ you ๐ค like ๐ฆ an animal ๐ My ๐ whole ๐ฆ existence ๐๐ is flawed You ๐ get 5๏ธโฃ me ๐ค closer ๐คกโก๏ธ to God ๐ You ๐ can ๐ซ have ๐ถ my ๐ฟ isolation You ๐ can ๐ have ๐
ฐ๏ธ the hate ๐ก that โ๏ธ it brings ๐ถ You ๐๐ can ๐ซ๐ฆ have ๐ถ my ๐ absence of faith ๐ซโช You ๐๐จ can ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ have ๐ถ my ๐ everything ๐ฏ you ๐ป๐ tear ๐คฃ down ๐ค my ๐
reason ๐ค (Help ๐ฆ me) ๐ด๐ป it's your ๐ sex ๐ I ๐ can ๐ซ๐ฆ smell ๐ (Help ๐ฆ me) ๐ค you ๐๐ค make ๐ง me ๐ฆถ perfect ๐๐๐ฅฐ Help ๐ฆ me ๐ฉ๐ป become ๐ somebody ๐ค else ๐ I ๐ค๐ฝ wanna ๐ fuck ๐ you ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ณ like ๐ an animal ๐ I ๐ wanna ๐ feel ๐ you ๐ from ๐งโโ๏ธ the inside ๐ง I ๐๐๐ wanna ๐ฑ fuck ๐ you ๐ like ๐ an animal ๐ My ๐ whole ๐ฆ existence ๐ is flawed You ๐๐ get ๐ me ๐ฉ๐ป closer ๐คกโก๏ธ to God ๐๐ค Through ๐โฌ every ๐น forest ๐ฒ Above ๐๐๐ the trees ๐ฒ Within ๐ฑ my ๐ต stomach ๐๐คฃ Scraped off ๐ my ๐ knees ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค I ๐ฅ drink ๐ง๐ป๐ง๐ธ the honey ๐ Inside ๐ your ๐๐ hive You ๐ค are the reason ๐ง I ๐ stay ๐๐งโโ๏ธ alive ๐ฅด
[Supersonic]
I ๐ need ๐ to be ๐ก๐ myself ๐๐ I ๐ can't โ be ๐ no โ one โ๏ธ else ๐ I'm ๐คฉ feeling ๐ supersonic Give ๐ me ๐ป gin and tonic You ๐๐ค can ๐ฅ have ๐ it all, ๐ฏ but ๐ค How ๐โ much ๐ฅ do ๐ you โจ๐ง๐ป๐ want ๐ it? You ๐ค make โ me ๐จ๐พ laugh ๐๐ Give ๐ me ๐คฉ your ๐ autograph Can โ๐ซ I ๐ฉ ride ๐ฒ with you ๐ In ๐๐ฅซ your ๐ BMW? You ๐๐ผ can ๐ฆ๐ซ sail โต with me ๐ฉ๐ป In ๐ my ๐
yellow ๐ธ submarine You ๐ need ๐ฌ to find ๐๐ค out ๐ 'Cause ๐๐ค no ๐ one's ๐ฉฑ gonna ๐โก๏ธโก๏ธ๐คโฌ๏ธ tell ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ you ๐๐โจ what ๐คท๐ I'm ๐ on ๐ about โจ You ๐ถ need ๐ to find ๐๐ a way ๐คโ For ๐
๐ what ๐ฆ you ๐ฆ wanna ๐ค say ๐ But ๐๐ before ๐ tomorrow ๐ 'Cause ๐ my ๐ง friend ๐ said ๐ฌ he'd take ๐คฒ๐ป you ๐ home ๐ He ๐โโ๏ธ sits in ๐ฅ a corner ๐ฝ all ๐๐
โโ๏ธ alone ๐ฅ He ๐ท lives ๐ค๐๐ under ๐ a waterfall Nobody ๐
can ๐ณ see ๐ him ๐ด Nobody ๐ can ๐ง ever ๐ hear ๐ him ๐ง call ๐ฅฃ Nobody ๐ฏ can ๐ฅซ ever ๐ค hear ๐ him ๐๐๐ call ๐ค You ๐ need ๐ to be 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ yourself ๐๐ You ๐ can't ๐ซ be ๐ณ no ๐พ one ๐ฆด else ๐ฟ๐ฉ I โ๏ธ know ๐
โโ๏ธ๐ค๐คท a girl ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง called ๐ณ Elsa She's ๐๐๐๐๐ into ๐ Alka-Seltzer She ๐ง sniffs it through ๐งโโ๏ธ a cane ๐ญ On ๐ a supersonic train ๐๐จ๐ฆต๐ง๐ฆต And she ๐ฉ makes ๐ me ๐ง laugh ๐ I ๐ข๐จ got ๐ท her ๐ฉ autograph She ๐ฅฐ done โผ๏ธ it with the doctor ๐จโโ On ๐ a helicopter ๐ She's ๐ฉ๐พ sniffing in ๐ a tissue Selling The Big ๐คค๐ฉ Issue ๐ญ And she ๐ฉ finds ๐ out ๐๐ช No ๐
๐ซ one's ๐ gonna ๐ช๐ช tell ๐ her ๐๐๐ง what ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ I'm ๐๐ on ๐ง๐๐๐๐ about ๐งโโ๏ธ You ๐ need โ๐ to find ๐ a way ๐ค For ๐๐ what ๐ฆ you ๐ wanna ๐ฑ say ๐ซ But ๐ before ๐ด tomorrow ๐ 'Cause ๐ซ my ๐ธ friend ๐ฉ๐จ said ๐ฌ he'd take ๐๐ you ๐ home ๐ช๐ช๐ช He ๐ท sits in ๐บ a corner โผ๏ธ all ๐ฏ alone ๐ข He ๐ฅ lives ๐ under ๐ก a waterfall Nobody ๐ฏ can ๐ธ๐ซ see ๐ him ๐ด Nobody ๐
can ๐ฆ๐ฆ ever ๐ค hear ๐ him ๐จ call ๐ Nobody ๐
๐ค can ๐ฆ ever ๐ hear ๐ him ๐คญ call ๐
[Heart-Shaped Box]
She ๐ค ๐ eyes ๐ me ๐ฅฐ like ๐ a Pisces ๐ when โฐ I ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆพ am ๐ฉโ๐ง๐จโ๐งโ๐ง weak ๐ถ I've ๐ been ๐ผ locked ๐๐ inside ๐ธ๐ your โ ๏ธ heart-shaped box ๐ฆ for ๐คก weeks I've ๐ been ๐ฆ drawn into ๐ช your ๐ฆ magnet tar pit trap ๐ I ๐ wish ๐๐ I ๐ซ could ๐ฎ eat ๐๐
your ๐ cancer โ when ๐ you ๐๐ค turn ๐ black โซ Hey ๐ก Wait โโ I ๐๐ got ๐ a new ๐ก complaint Forever ๐ป in โฌ๏ธ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐๐ Wait โ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐ป๐ฏ๐บ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait ๐ณ๐ฝ I ๐คซ got ๐ท a new ๐ฎ๐ถ complaint Forever ๐ช๐ญ in ๐ debt to your ๐ป priceless advice ๐ Your โจ advice ๐ Meat-eating orchids forgive no ๐
one 1๏ธโฃ just ๐ yet ๐ Cut โ๐ฑ myself ๐ on ๐๐ฟ angel ๐ hair ๐ and baby's breath ๐๐ Broken ๐ hymen of Your ๐ Highness, I'm ๐คง left ๐๐ฐ black โซ Throw ๐ฅด down โคต๏ธ your ๐๐ฉ umbilical noose so I ๐ can ๐ climb ๐งโโ๏ธ right ๐ท back ๐ Hey ๐๐ป Wait ๐ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐๐ debt to your ๐๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait ๐ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ฅ๐ฅ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐ฎ debt to your ๐๐ผ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐โ๐พ Wait ๐๐ฏ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐ฑ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐ debt to your ๐ priceless advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐ She ๐คท๐ฐ eyes ๐คฉ me ๐ค like ๐ธ a Pisces โ when ๐ I ๐คข am โ weak ๐ถ I've ๐คฉ been โณ๏ธ๐๐ locked ๐๐ inside ๐ your ๐ heart-shaped box ๐ for โ weeks I've ๐๐งโโ๏ธโจ๐ง been ๐ด๐ฅ drawn into ๐ your ๐ magnet tar pit trap ๐ I ๐ wish ๐ I ๐ฅโ could ๐ค eat ๐ your ๐ cancer ๐ฆ when ๐ท you ๐ turn ๐ฆท black ๐ค Hey ๐ Wait ๐๐ฏ I ๐ got ๐ป๐ฉ a new โค๏ธ complaint Forever ๐ช๐ญ in ๐ debt to your ๐๐ฝ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐ Wait โโ I ๐ got ๐ a new ๐โโ๏ธ complaint Forever ๐๐ in ๐ debt to your ๐ก๐ priceless advice ๐ Hey ๐โ๐พ Wait โ I ๐ got ๐ฆ a new ๐ฎ๐ถ complaint Forever ๐๐๐ค in ๐๐ debt to your ๐ฅบ priceless advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐ Your ๐บ advice ๐ Your ๐ advice ๐
[Parklife]
Confidence ๐ง๐ป๐โจ is a preference for ๐คฆ the habitual voyeur Of what ๐ is known ๐ซ as (Parklife) And morning ๐
soup ๐พ๐ can ๐ฅซ be ๐ avoided If you ๐ take ๐ a route ๐๐ straight ๐ through ๐ช what ๐ฆ is known ๐ซ as (Parklife) John's got ๐ฉ brewer's droop He ๐ท gets ๐ intimidated by ๐ the dirty pigeons They ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ love ๐ a bit ๐ of him ๐ด (Parklife) Who's ๐ that โ๐ข gut ๐คค lord ๐ marching ๐ฒ You ๐ should ๐๐ถ cut ๐ฃ down โฌ on ๐ผ your ๐ pork ๐ life ๐ mate Get ๐ some ๐จ๐ญ exercise ๐โโ All ๐ the people ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง So many โ people ๐ฃ๐ฅ And they ๐ all ๐ฅบ go ๐ฆ hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐โฌ their ๐ฅ parklife Know ๐ญ what ๐งก๐ I ๐ mean? ๐๐
I ๐คข get ๐ up ๐ when ๐ I โจ want ๐ฅ Except ๐ฎ on ๐ณ Wednesdays When ๐๐ป I ๐๐ get 5๏ธโฃ rudely awakened by ๐ the dustmen (Parklife) I ๐ put ๐ my ๐ trousers ๐ on, ๐๐ have ๐ต๐ค a cup โ of tea โ And I ๐ think ๐ค๐ญ about ๐ค leaving the house ๐๐๏ธ (Parklife) I ๐๐ feed ๐ด the pigeons, I ๐ง sometimes ๐ feed ๐ the sparrows too ๐งโโ๏ธ It gives ๐ me ๐ a sense ๐ฐ of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then ๐ฅต I'm ๐ happy ๐ for ๐๐ the rest ๐ช of the day ๐ธ๐ Safe ๐บ in ๐ฎ the knowledge ๐ there ๐ฑ๐ณ will ๐ญ๐ต๐ท always ๐งข be โก๏ธ A bit โช๏ธ of my ๐ heart ๐ค devoted to it All ๐ฃ the people ๐จ So many ๐ฌ people ๐ฉ๐ซ And they ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ all ๐ข๐ go ๐ฆ hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through ๐งโโ๏ธ their โญ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got ๐ nothing ๐ซ to do ๐ with Vorsprung durch Technik, you ๐ know? ๐ญ๐
๐ญ (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not โ๏ธ about ๐ฆ you ๐ joggers Who ๐ go โค๏ธ round โญ and round ๐ and round ๐ (Parklife) (Parklife)
I hate myself
(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)
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REASONS WHY YOU ๐ซต๐ซต YES YOU ๐ซต๐ซต SHOULD INTERACT WITH ME ๐๐
happy 230+ followers! to celebrate the revival of this blog, i am here to present a little post as to why you should totally come and interact with me; on or off anon!!
01.
i love love love getting the chance to ramble about stuff like throw out a topic and i will turn it into a multi ask discussion ๐คฒ๐คฒ i am forgetful sometimes but i will return to the convo within that week. hopefully
02.
i stay up til like. 1:30am almost consistently everyday so people in different timezones still have the chance to hmu ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ want to see unhinged thoughts?? then tune in at night to see me go a little off my rocker
03.
iโm so down to brainrot about characters you have no idea. i donโt do requests anymore but throw an idea into my inbox and i may just churn smth out if iโm not too sleepy
04.
XDINARY HERO FANS WYA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ love those funky men please talk to me about their music ๐๐ going crazy bc they have a comeback on october 11th NFBDBDJBDH i also follow a couple other groups! check my card for a shortened list :DD
05.
on the topic of that, i love. music. my spotify is linked so judge my taste in songs all you like ๐๐ specifically rock, both old and also some of the newer rock songs as well (but only a very limited few-) MITSKI AND CONAN GRAY FAN HERE top 0.5% of listeners for the both of them in separate years !!
06.
still arenโt sure of my credentials?? well last but not least, i like to think iโm funny enough to get people to crack a smile :DD thank you to tired and ying for providing me with these <33 the only thing toxic about me is the relationship i have with duolingo ๐๐ iโm just here to have fun LMAOO
some final fun facts about me to end things off:
i watched physical 100 for the plot ๐๐ iykyk
i am a gordon ramsay kinnie ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ / j
iโve eaten hand sanitizer before (do not recommend)
i spend way too much time reorganizing my spotify playlists and blog themes instead of doing hw
im a psychology student โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
i love poetry and poetry writing and creative writing and analyzing creative writing and poetry and- (just not shakespeare)
iโm a fast reader and can a 500+ page book in a day ๐ผ๐ผ took me 6 hours to finished 1 and 1/2 books on a plane once. combining both books, it was about 720 pages in total?? hehe
iโve been playing genshin since xiaoโs first banner. my first 5 star was qiqi off of ventiโs windblume banner. i now refuse to pull for archons and my account is archon less
i hit ar 60 last year november ๐๐
spent 131 pulls for scara bc i lost the 50/50 at 85 pity to mona c2 then had to go to hard pity to get scara
erm i play hsr, prosekai, cookie run (sometimes), and ofc genshin !!
ok thatโs all i have
thank you for sticking to the end! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED COOL BUT I DONT SCRATCH ๐๐
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