#HE SHOULDVE BEEN THERE AT 4 EATING DINNER

[mikesoup]

mike soup was an old man....he shouldve been at applebees getting the senior discount

[disneyprincemuke]

midnights, 2 * mv1

you were in the middle of eating dinner alone when you got the feeling of getting punched in the gut

pairings: max verstappen x fem!reader

warnings: i specialise in angst and heartbreak so B)

notes: man i shouldve just written this when my breakup was fresh, because when i tell you my heart was BROKE… (i love oversharing)

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your eyes are glued to your phone in your hand, as the other works the chopsticks to grab yourself some noodles. the tv is switched on in the background for some background noise.

the deafening silence in your apartment has haunted you for the past weeks since the breakup. to battle it, the tv is always turned on in your presence to keep you grounded.

you’ve been on instagram scrolling for about 5 minutes when a strange sensation hits you in your stomach. your throat feels weird, and your arms slowly start to feel numb.

you put the chopsticks down onto the plate that sat peacefully on your coffee table. you take a deep breath and lay your phone down on the carpet, looking around the emptiness of your apartment.

it’s the sudden realisation that you almost didn’t have a place to stay after the breakup. you had sublet the apartment your sister when you moved into max’s, and since she got engaged to her boyfriend and bought their own place, you’ve thought about putting it back on the market.

good thing you hadn’t.

it’s the weird void you felt in your chest sitting here all by yourself. being alone has never felt so definite until now.

the silence that creeps up on you every waking moment you’re in here miserably haunts you. you miss the sounds of clicking from max’s driving simulator, or the random clangs of things when the cats were in a mood, and the mews that conveyed dissatisfaction from the food bowl being empty.

your apartment is barely a shell of the home you’ve gotten used to.

you come home to nothing every day. no cats with their affectionate head rubs against your feet, and absolutely no loving boyfriend at the door whose hands cup your cheeks while he greets you with a loving kiss to your lips.

“-max verstappen scores at least three points in the sprint on saturday evening in losail, he will be crowned 2023’s champion.”

the mention of the name makes you lift your head to the tv. there’s your ex-boyfriend in all his glory, spraying champagne and having fun.

being this hung up about the breakup feels almost illegal; like you had the least right out of everyone to be so heartbroken, seeing as you did initiate it.

your phone lights up, notifications from alexandra and kika flooding your lock screen. you admire their determination — you haven’t picked up their calls and responded to text messages in almost 4 days.

you sigh and turn your head, eyes landing on the framed picture of you with the cats. you miss them terribly, almost as much as you miss the man himself. but it’s way more complicated than just dropping by into your old home to visit the cats.

victoria has mentioned to you that it’s no problem if you do in the week, since max is away for a race. you just couldn’t handle the thought to even be in that apartment. you’d just miss him way too much, and you would fold immediately.

but the constant fights that occurred towards the end of your relationship keeps reminding you to stay away. it’s unfair to keep holding on when it hurts you both.

your eyes linger on the frame that’s faced down on your entertainment centre. you have the picture in it memorised: you and max in abu dhabi under the fireworks when he won his first championship.

it was when he had first said he loved you.

how did it dwindle down so quickly? you could have sworn max was everything you wanted in a person. how did his little quirks you once loved about him be the same thing that drew you away?

you glance at the tv screen, the reporter moving on to other news. you’re holding your own hands back from chucking the tv remote at it.

“oh, god,” you mutter to yourself. the tv screen blacks out when you press the button on the remote.

you rub your forehead in frustration, feeling a headache creeping up from the back of your head. it’s the result from crying right before dinner.

the doorbell stops you from grabbing the faced down picture frame to hug— a habit you’ve gotten used to when you and max were separated due to work.

you tilt your head, eyebrows furrowing as you scramble to your feet. you push yourself off the floor and basically drag yourself over without asking who it is.

though, there’s a slight hope sparking up in your chest. could it be?

you unlock the door quickly, a small smile still stretching on your face when you realise who it is. it’s alexandra and kika, plastic bags decorating their hands and arms as they smile sadly at you.

“you really didn’t have to,” you frown, stepping aside and gesturing for them to come in.

“we can’t leave you all by yourself,” alexandra smiles, making a sharp turn for the kitchen.

you follow behind the pair, plastic bags laid down on the table slowly. it’s only then you realise the overnight bags on their shoulders, now neatly piled by the couch.

kika pulls out a bottle from a plastic bag, presenting it to you from where she is with a grin. “i am hoping you like red.”

“if you don’t,” alexandra pauses, taking out another bottle from another, “we have white wine.” she puts it down onto the table, slowly taking out bags of chips and tubs of ice cream. “but if you don’t feel like drinking, we have junk food.”

“we can eat our body weight,” kika smiles at you.

you frown, tears welling in your eyes at their thoughtfulness. “thank you,” you manage to huff out as your tears start falling out of your eyes. “this means so much to me.”

asking max for a breakup was never part of the plan that night. you still don’t even know where it came from because you know that you still want to be with him.

but when his silence filled the tiny room, eyes barely being able to meet yours, you knew that you basically had your answer. you didn’t fight for it any more after seeing the lifeless eyes that once used to be so bright.

maybe he had been beating around the bush. maybe he couldn’t bring himself to be the one to ask you for a breakup.

maybe you asking for it brought him relief, freeing him from the shackles of your deteriorating relationship.

in the flight back home, you were afraid that no one could ever love you as much as max did. but here are your friends, coming over unannounced to take care of you, despite the fact that you’ve been ignoring them.

kika and alexandra engulf you in a hug, one hand patting your hair and the other rubbing circles on your back. “we’re always here for you.”

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat chatfic pt3

4:34 pm

*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Isabeau, Odile and Petronille*

Petronille: WHAT THE CRAB WAS THAT

MIRABELLE: I don’t know!

Odile: What do we do now?

MIRABELLE: well, first, we need to figure out where the crab he is

Petronille: He ran into the forest.

I think he went past our tents

MIRABELLE: phew, ok should I do it?

Odile: yes.

Petronille: Yeah

Isabeau: ok

MIRABELLE: her goes

*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Siffrin*

Siffrin: I'm sorry

MIRABELLE:We don't want an apology!!!!! How is that the first thing you think of?!

Siffrin: sorry 

Petronille: ok, that doesn't matter where the crab are you?

Siffrin: I don't know

Odile: surroundings?

Siffrin: trees

MIRABELLE: OF COURSE THERE ARE TREES WERE IN A FOREST

siffrin: sorry

MIRABELLE: anything else?

Siffrin: a brick ruin?

Odile: That's something…

Petronille: anything else?

Siffrin: a

Uhh no.

Isabeau: We'll try to find you.

Siffrin: ok…

Petronille: Don’t move around

Siffrin: Ok

MIRABELLE: We love you. Don’t! you! dare! forget! That!

Siffrin: Thanks ilyt

Isabeau: <3

8:31 pm

Star: We should name this gc its just all our names

Mira: Yeah

*Nille renamed the chat to The Bozos + Odile and Mira*

Nille: yeeaa

Star: yeeaa

Isa: Yeeaa

Mira: ?

Nille: Shhhhhhhh

Bonbon: OK

WHAT DID YOU DO FRIN

WHAT WAS THE ADOLTS ONLY TALK

Odile: *adults

Bonbon: ADULTS

Star: I freaked out and ran away

Bonbon: I KOW THAT DUMMY

Star: Ok.. It was because smth reminded me of the loops

Bonbon: so you got flashbacks to the endless school

Star: yeah

Mira: and so they ran off

Bonbon: LIKE A DUMMY

Star: Sorry

Nille: Hold up

*Nille went offline*

Star: WHAT IN THE BLINDING STARS WHY DID NILLE JUST SMACK ME

*Nille came online*

Nille: You deserved that!

Star: WHAT DI I DO

Nille: NO MORE APOLOGIES

Star: OK???? STARS ABOVE WOMAN CALM DOWN

Mirabelle: :0

Isa: What

Mira: Theres. A rat

Inside my room

Bonbon: COOK IT

Star: Im coming

Nille: ???????????????

Star: Mira is it threatening you

Mira: A little? Im scared of rats so…

Star: IM GOING TO MURDER IT

Mira: Thank you

Star: I WILLNOT LET IT HARM YOU OK

Mira: Thats not really necessary

Star: I COULDNT CARE LESS

(YOU NEED TO HELP ME FIND THE IBUPROFEN)

*Odile came online*

Odile: second drawer to the left in the bathroom, in the blue box.

*Odile went offline*

Isa: Did she just?

Nille: She just came on to tell us wher the Ibuprofen is wtc?

Isa: yeah…

Nille: thx ig?

8: 37 pm

Isa: Sif? Mira? How are you?

Star: IT RAN AWAY

Mira: They started insulting it

Halfway through it started to sound like they were targeted at themself

Star:  NO COMMENT

Isa: Sif is your capslock stuck again

Star: YES

Isa: Ill be ther in a second

Star: THANK YOU

Nille: that sounds so pathetic

Like you can hear how he said the thank you

Because weve all heard that thank you from him

Mira: That was funnier than it shouldve been

Star: My capslock is offff

Im freeeeee

My cage has been openeddddddd

Isa: Sif ina birdcage….

Bonbon: Birdfrin

Isa: Birdfrin

Mira: Birdfrin

Nille: Birdfrin

*Mira changed Star’s name to Birdfrin*

Birdfrin: WHYYYYYYY

Nille: Better idea

*Nille changed Birdfrin’s name to cats on the stars*

Cats on the stars: :)

Isa: Huh

Mira: Why?

Nille: Hey hes kinda like a cat ok?

Cat + Star obsession = our favourite little guy

Mira: … smart…

Bonbon: Get over here dinners ready losers (Spicy! spaghetti)

Isa: Changeeeeeeee whyyy

Cats on the stars: ill eat it if you dont want it

Isa: well see ok

Nille: Read: I will take two forkfuls and then give it to you silently while staring aggresivly at the table

Mira: hehhe

Nille: hehe (Theyre so)

Mira: Yeah 

Isa: Are you two done making fun of our very serious dilemma

Nille: Boy it is spaghetti get over it 

*Cats on the stars and four other went offline*

[aestheticsuwu]

4 times Johnny walkin in on someone +1 They walked in on Johnny

( Excuse my terribly writting )

....

1 .

At first he didnt understood Daniels annoyance of walking in on the kids making out or fooling around , They were kids once and by Johnny experience he had babes to makeout 24/7 . He told Daniel always announce to make your presence know .

Johnny didnt think it was necessary for the day he went to pickup his phone that he left behind at the dojo , there wasnt class that day but Daniel wanted to go over some stuff hence his missing phone .

He shouldve seen all the warnings signs but his brain was too tired to notice , it wasnt late but Johnny was tired maybe his age is catching up to him .

First sign was the car that was parked , the lights were on inside the dojo maybe Daniel stayed longer , the duffle bags and cellphones outside . He can blame that on his eyesight .

Sliding the door expecting Daniel inside going over some paperwork

" I left m-- oh God ! Diaz ! "

" Sensei ! What are you doing here ?! "

Why him ? Why , couldnt god just let Daniel suffer , he shouldve known his luck would finish now that he was dating that non stopping talking twink , that he dearly loved his mind supplied quickly .

He was outside waiting for the kids to step out outside to proceed to look for his phone . Diaz and little LaRusso shyly didntt catch his gaze , probably to embarrased getting caught fooling around by their sensei . He cant imagine getting caught making out with Daniel by Kreese , he supressed a shudder .

He tells them that he wont mention what happened if they kept their free time away from him , quickly agreeing little LaRusso hugs him quickly and dashes away with a sorry and Miguel in tow .

He goes back in quickly to find his phone to see if Daniel really had send that picture of him wearing his old Cobra Kai Jacket , wasnt a suprise that it fit him , he was still small .

.....

2 .

The second time, he walks in on  Hawk and Demetri at the Larusso's . Him and Daniel decided to move in together with Sam and Robby , And they had spare room where anthony could sleep when he's isnt staying with Amanda .

When hes not , Daniel lets Demetri stay in the room sometimes when the pale kid mother isnt home . He didnt quite like the kid that much , too much of a nerd he thought but Robby, Sam and Daniel liked him . Later on he sees that the skinny kid isnt that bad after all .

He takes  back his comment soon .

Johnny was bringing in some boxes in , too concetrated on bringing in his stuff he didnt see the motorcycle nor the shoes in the doorway .

What he sees in the living room , he thanks God for saving him from needing to bleach his eye if he had came in few seconds late to see what Hawk was planning to do .

" What the fuck ! "

" shit , shit , shit . "

He quickly cover his eyes and shifts around quickly leaves the house , he hears Demetris sorrys while Hawk laughs  and he does plan to never revisit what had happen but he will make Hawk do 50 extra push ups just for making Johnnys eyes suffer .

..... ..... .....

3 .

He loves Robby , he likes that he isnt like every kid . Robby is smart and kind with a big heart something Johnny wasnt . Although Daniel likes to remind him that Robby gets it from him and he's a good dad . He tries to be , He wants to be a good dad .

He was happy that him being with Daniel wouldnt affect Robby , Johnny was worried he would get mad but once he told him it looked like he told the kid he was giving him 10,000 dollar check .

When Daniel and him talked to Sam and Robby of the idea moving in together , Robby joked about calling Larusso dad now since they would be a family . He could tell Daniel wanted to cry from how happy that he heard those words .

Everything was almost done , mostly all his belongings were at the new house he just needed to pack his last few remaing clothes and some documents .

He does quick look around  his crappy empty aparment that he will soon leave behind , opening his door to his room he hears a noise across the other room . He brushes it off thinking is from the neighbors next door but then he hears something like if someone knocked down a vase . He quickly rushes across the room to open the door to beat the crap out of the intruder , what he sees is the opposite what he was expecting of the other side of the door .

" Robby ?! "

There was his inoccent pup in the lap of a boy on his bed , both without a shirts . He wonders how many years would he get in jail and if Daniel would go visit him .

" Dad ! What are you doing here !? "

Robby flushes , he guess it wasnt ideal to get caught by your parents .

" Im here to pick up whats left , what are you doing here with this guy , Get off his lap will you . Listen kid you got ten seconds to get out of here before Robby has to go visit me in jail . "

Robby quickly slides off  but not before handing a pillow to the guy to put on his lap .

" Dad , he's my boyfriend Doug , he's in our class re-- "

" Rickenberger ! Ok , i want you two to dress up and to step outside , Now ! . "

He didnt get a good look at first but when Robby mentioned it was his boyfriend he recognized the face of the tall kid . He tried to be menacing to scare the boy off and threaten him if he ever thought about hurting Robby . But the kid took it as a champ and did showed up for sunday dinner , and if his son is happy then he guess he will have control not to be an asshole to Doug .

....

4 .

Carmen had told him Yaya needed his help in moving a furniture at the apartment , and even gave him a spare key because she wouldnt be around because of her shifts.

Johnny loved YaYa , she was like a grandmother he never had . She always looked out after him , he was worried he wouldnt see her often now that he was living with Daniel . But soon Amanda announced her and Carmen started dating , soon Carmen , Miguel and Yaya sometimes  would join sunday dinner .

It was saturday morning and he was so comfortable with Daniel in his arms , soft sheets , nice big pillow and did he mention Daniel . It was nice morning especially from having a good night , he thinks they should have sex everynight .

He wanted to sleep more But he was a man of his word ,  well sometime when he tried , so with all his willpower he got up and showered and headed off .

Using the spare key they had given him,  he opens the door and walks in on Amanda and Carmen having some fun time in the couch , if it was another life he wouldve thought it was hot , but all he can think of right now he could've of been sleeping with Daniel .

" Shit ! Im sorry i will come back another time . "

He quickly leaves , the laughter of the two women is left behind while Johnny rushes off to his car .

..... ..... .....

+ 1 .

Nobody was home .

Only him and Daniel , Amanda and Carmen decided to take shannon to the new mall that opened , the kids wanted to go as well . Johnny was thrilled but Daniel was trying to convinced the kids to let the adults go and next time he would take them .

This was his opportunity , so he took it . Now here he was with an empty house with his babe . Johnny waits for Daniel to come out of the restroom , but he was taking way too long and he got hungry waiting for the suprise .

He went downstairs to quickly to get something to eat , opening the fridge he decides to make a sandwich .

" Johnny  , i told you to wait in the room . "

" I know , i just didnt know i was suppose to wait a year for you to come ou-- "

Closing the fridge to look at Daniel , He wasnt expecting for him to look so hot that it made him without words . Ever since he first met Daniel , his eyes were the first thing to catch his eye then his soft plump lips . His eyes were so big that it resembled Bambi , and thats what johnny calls Daniel when their alone .

One day he told Daniel he would look hot in a skirt but this was way better . Daniel had black stockings with one of his shirts that just swallowed Daniels frame and to the final touch he had a headband with antlers . Fuck that sandwich he was hungry for something else .

" You like it ? "

" I think thats an understatement , How about you come sit on my lap and let me show you how much i love it , Bambi . "

...

" Anthony stop that,  Dont bring that in ! "

Amanda yells , getting the keys out of her purse while the kids wait for her to open the door . They had to cut their day early because Anthony's friend got sick , she offered for the rest to stay at the mall but they preferred to go home . And if she knew what she was going to walk in , she would've brought out her phone to take pictures . And she only felt a little bit bad for Daniel but this was blackmail worthy .

" Oh wow , Daniel . "

Covering her sons eyes and making sure the rest eyes are closed , Johnny turns his head at their direction .

" Your back  early . "

Sam , Robby , Miguel are asking for bleach while Hawk and Demetri are laughing , Doug helps Robby go to the backyard as everyone else rushes outside to let Daniel change . Johnny thinks it was time for payback for all times they had to suffer but unfortunately Daniel wont escape Amanda's teasing any time soon .

[shytiff]

 August 2021

1 - morning walk with ness mendel to palm hills. my dumb ass decided to do a bit of run. my heart was screaming by the time we hiked lol. continued with some youtube dance work out at mess. had kanayam as always. the fish and chicken somehow tasted even better than usual. afternoon nap. had muesli and simba again. 

2 - a hectic BP slash usila slash mtbs day with dr arief. Tried sop bebek h syafei and sate bandeng. Worked out w renata to a 20 mins pilates vid and 2 madfit songs and one 5 min stretch. Dinner was tofu soun seaweed and egg soup courtesy of renata. And baked banana with ovomaltine lolll im so grateful friends give me food.

3 - in usila today but turns out theres still one more day of vaccine in kantor kecamatan, so nessa and i went. We screened together w dr arief. Finished at about 2 pm. Can finaly eat at like 3ish after getting to the mess. Felt a bit of headache and my nose starts to go runny. So i slept. But my nose was so blocked. So i asked renata for her boiled noodle. Felt a bit better. Cleared my nose. Slept.

4 - it did feel better, finally. The soreness i felt in my abs yesterday gets worse today lmao. BP w nessa. orientation w dr harnis. talked ngalor ngidul about love life et cetera at our room lol

5 - fasted today. sahur was rice, crispy mushroom and abon since i felt sick of eating egg. it seems that love life talk continued today    at BP w dr anggi. printed stuff at kubang wates. bought kepak bandeng at RM tajuk and some snacks in indomaret. turns out Prof gave me one more ppt to do, for PIT. and the manuscript deadline is on the 8th :) immediately started doing something about it since now i know ppt and word making rly takes time

6 - muesli and pizza from alfia for bfast. vaccine today w dr lutfi. talked with kang ade and turns out he lived in kalideres before lol. bought don’s burger for dinner and ate it with fried egg. 

7 - MTBS today. got a lot of free food. read stranger than friends. went to transmart w nessa to buy stuff. did the word for Prof’s PIT topic acompanied with lofi study on the tv accompanied with nescafe latte. taste kinda.. weird. 

8 - ran a bit today, alone. bought nasi uduk for 5000 and i added scrambled egg. continued the word and finished it at like 11 am. sent it. relaxed for a bit. read black mirror. lunch was from labbaik but things went shit and i ended up paying 72k lol. printed document stuff w nessa and went to palm hills in the golden hour. ate together w the gals. played scrabble and talked a bit with fianti until almost 11 pm.

9 - had left over chicken and pizza for bfast. usila today and the patients came back to back. bought kanayam while waiting for 2 pm. slept. did (so little) work of ECMOCARD SAP. im so research dumb. 

10 - had steak and rice and renata’s veggie soup for bfast. vaccine today at vivo near intermedia with teh dian. waited for a mother with 9cm dilatation in ugd with nessa, but it took so long so i went back first. met up with atikah at o seven lmao. she arrived at like 12 and waited at palm wates. tried carbonara sphagetti (yum! but not fulfilling enough) and fried tofu. slept early and i probably passed out at like 930 pm. atikah was talking w ratnaa and we’re talking about the day’s randomness of atikah’s customer that somehow lives in cilegon

11 - woke up late. drove motorbike around palmhills to sightsee a bit. bfast at nasi uduk place around the corner. did some ngambi-together in green wates, accompanied by atikah’s 2 songs, repeated many times. went to mess. ate seafood in merak (a place near billiard cafe). got fish and shrimp. went to pulau kecil with pak asep’s help. walked around the tiny island. saw a monkey. the waters surprisingly clear. and then after maghrib Prof asked me about the ppt lol. so i hurriedly made it and emailed it, with zoom sesh 2mrw

12 - muesli for bfast. a hectic day today at bp x usila with dr lutfi (she went up for a bit for promkes). leftover kangkung and fish for lunch. hurriedly added some stuff to Prof’s ppt before the zoom sesh at 3. did 1 pamela reif vid and “attempted” her 10 min ab workout. dinner was soun and egg and renata’s veggie. 

13 - vaccine day for ODGJ and special needs children ft. dr Arief. finished at like 10:15. bought discounted wingstop (86k for 20 piece). was about to send Prof’s ppt but turns out there’s a ppt from the sponsor. in english. so i had to mold the 2 ppt and do some translation. finally sent it, and the literature. the sponsor used a lot of old literature lol. 

14 - wingstop and rice for bfast. mtbs today. no patient lmao. bu ningrum gave me cimol again! and a snack called selondok. waited out 2 pm with nessa. there’s a mom that came with upper abdominal pain. it did not improve after ranitidine, so she was referred. mom dad etc came to cilegon. i vacuumed. bujing lia had itches within like 15 mins of entering my room :(( lol. since the bed was put out, renata and i slept in yoga mat lol. nessa went to damkar. but i dreamed of something that night.

15 - mom’s spaghetti for bfast. off to pulau besar at 7 am. walked around the island a bit. swam in pulau kecil. ate at saung bonang (<50k per person!). tidied up the hydrovacuumed bed. a 20 ish minute ab and glutes workout with renata. love life talk. accidentally turned on live video in cld lmao. talked with aisyah due to said live vid. gave some brownies and spaghetti to mendel lol. dinner was mom’s chicken, kentang balado and capcay. 

16 - usila today. lots of patients with dizziness. ate mom’s chicken and spicy potato for lunch. 

17 - free day today. picked up my towel from sodaqo laundry. nasi uduk for breakfast. lazed. washed my undies. lunch was meat soup made by renata. watched run bts while eating indomie. watched extreme job (quite hilarious). filled my logbook. slept at like 12 am

18 - spaghetti for bfast. no patient at kia. promkes about hypertension. some patients at igd today. my mistake today was not realizing the pneumonia on a 8months patient with severely dehydrated diarrhea :( there’s also a 4 yo child whose fever did not improve after like 3 hrs and pct and compress. i have to be better :(. lunch was kanayam. bought chatime together with ness tri. tried lychee milk tea and the taste did not combine well at all. imagined better productivity with nessa even though its less likely to happen lmaooo

19 - fasted and had nongshim carbonara dry ramen for sahur. BP today. Almost bought martabak but its just keBMan on my part.

20 - vaccine day today. Filled logbook. went to mess and went back again to cibeber through the rain when i was called by the teteh. Helped the delivery (the mcroberts, to be exact), and got some hecting. The midwives were rly kind :) ness ren were sleeping so i got some silence for myself. It was nice. Tidied some stuff and slept

21 - mtbs. Whatsapp class for pregnant woman abt c19 vaccine. Bought martabak hokky medium (50k,green tea, chocolate, ceres and cheese). Turns out alfia also bought martabak assen. Fried mom's chicken and ate it with renata's porridge. Movie night, watched under the gods 1 along with popcorn

22 - woke up kinda late if i wanted to run, but the weather was cloudy and nice, so i went out at 7:15ish. ran a bit towards KS complex behind mess. walked through a jogging track, empty houses, krakatau bike park. played badminton with tri. washed undies. ate mom’s food for bfast slash lunch. napped a bit. off to o seven, bringing mom’s brownies. ordered green tea latte (25k), it tasted sweet and i had to remind myself that its not matcha lol. did some logbook and literature search for prof’s ppt. ate renata’s broccoli. folded clothes. tried nessa’s scarlett scrub. put on some lotion. mask. turned on fianti’s candle (smells rly nice and calming!). vcall with fi, scrabble and some talks. and suddenly its 11pm

23 - usila today. quite a lot of patients, so much that i was thirsty. dr yanti called since she needs some preskas docx. lol so sudden. bought mizone and dimsum kuy (10.5k with gofood pickup promo). the dimsum was good and fulfilling. didnt do anything else much in the mess. read a painter behind the curtain. it was rly rly good. all the characters made sense and had great insight. some are assholes (im looking at u, Raymond). ate the keripik mom bought from sidimpuan. first time actually trying it. its actually not that spicy lmao i used to think its the spiciest thing in the world. banana, brownies and protein shake for din din.

24 - empty KIA today. no promkes. or UGD patients. some mentoring on preeclampsia by dr Arif. went to BNI but turns out our card havent been activated yet.  cooked mom’s sphagetti sauce (thats not enough amount) along with egg and cheese. yum. had banana brownies and protein for dinner. started trial to blinkist

25 - BP today. reasonable amount of patients, accompanied by blinkist. tried ngikan by gofood pickup (17.5k). i still prefer kanayam’s fish and nasi liwet. a pregnant woman came to UGD. so i went back at like 7 pm, but turns out the mom went back home lmao. mas apit said i shouldve contacted him. point taken. so a nicely lit cafe along the way to pkm called Serada, so i tried it. It has industrial vibes. Got latte (25k). did some logbook. Read some blinks in bed

26 - vaccine today. Both screening and getting moderna lol. My arm hurts. So far no fever. bought roti O croissant and the usual coffee bread for 12k using gofood. Watched weathering with you. Turned on the candle. Read blinks

27 - arm hurts. but thankfully its mtbs. slept while waiting until 2. kanayam sambal matah for lunchie. finally took PCT that solved my headache and incoming fever and arm pain bcs i dont want to stumble while on the motorbike. watched harry potter #1. washed clothes and filled some logbook, powered by left over serada latte. need to sleep so i wont wake up late 2mrw

28 - mass vaccination in SMP RJ with mendel kak esa. 800ish patients. Lots of food and snacks and coffee. Picked up by mom and dad. Slept on the way. And like magic, when i open my eyes im at the airport. Basking in the silence of my room

29 - relaxed. Moms nasgor for bfast. Met up with atikah puy in kopi sedjenak. Tried their croffle with nutella. Went to racheels since its her online grad day. There were also sil and dev. Lotsss of food was eaten that day. Doughnuts, moms brownies, fruits, phd bigbox. Atikah and puy also came along to racils. Had lots of fun talk.

30 - sahur. Off to cilegon. A bit of road fixture was going on. Stopped in the rest area since i wanted to pee. KIA/ugd today. There was a patient who had an accident with a truck. Her nails were falling off. I panicked when Prof asked for his ppt so i hurriedly finished it. Had moms chicken for iftar. Fell asleep after maghrib

31 - usila. Renata fried bakwan and tofu and fish and chicken. Lotsss of fries yum. We played with makeup and ness set up her ling light. I imitated jks tattoo using eyeliner lol. Did the word for Prof. Jk went live for his bday!! I listened until i fell asleep (lol hes still going)

[liliumwallichianum]

07.01.21

Happy July Y’all 

since therapy got cancelled today, here’s my brain dump/letter to my therapist 

Hi M******, thanks for cancelling today I really could not handle a therapy session LOL but most importantly why is it that I felt so bad for cancelling last minute to the point where I DIDNT EVEN CANCEL and just got lucky that you cancelled instead?! Like IM paying YOU I should be comfortable with just being like bye flaking today sorry. But yeah idk it’s that whole I need to be LESS polite and prioritize myself thing. anyways 

I feel...... good? and I’m gonna do two journal prompts to share with you but before I do that I just wanna say that I really start school/step studying for good in like 5 days and I’m scared because I don’t wanna be a fuck up and I wanna actually apply myself but I also know that the doctor is gonna tell me to go on some type of medication which like is fine with me at this point bc it’s STEP 1 this determines my entire career/future lifestyle so I’m willing to do anything at this point and lowkey kinda wish my mother had listened to the pediatrician that told her that I have ADD and shouldve gotten screened but whatever no ragrets focusing only on the future. Things I really need to do this time around 

1) prioritze me prioritize me prioritize me

2) ignore boys besides AL + AN maybe AK if he’s not being a cuck 

3) be fearless, be confident

4) stick to a routine

5) do not withdraw when burnt out, lean on your family for support instead

6) stop listening to music when studying lmfao

7) #1 again imma reiterate this please stop caring what’s going on w your parents just trust that they’ll figure it out and all they want is for you to be successful and they understand you gotta do what you gotta do 

okay journal prompts

#1 what would perfect day look like for you tomorrow? 

in an ideal world, i would for starters not be living with my parents. maybe i’d live next door to them? haha jk. okay i’d ideally wake up at 5:30am, hit the gym with a boo thang, grab a protein shake, come home shower get ready, meditate, make a matcha or a coffee, have an almond biscotti while reading or watching YT videos, head to a library, take 2 uworld blocks and get 85%+ on them, review them, eat a buddha bowl for lunch, finish studying by 4, go for a walk or hike with my puppy and boo thang, come home, make dinner with a glass of wine, eat dinner while watching a movie or tv show or whateva maybe have a friend or two come over too, maybe another glass of wine (or i guess kombucha because i’ve been loving a sober life now), have a night cap sex sesh, ktfo at 9:30pm 

i know i’m really boring but this is all i long for these days in my boring life

#2 list some emotions u avoid trying to feel + y do you avoid trying to feel them

failure, rejection, vulnerable

failure - this is for obvious reasons. i just dont wanna hear it from my parents lmfao 

rejection - again obvious i have an ego but tbh i dont think i avoid this, i think i just dont like feeling this way.. i’m kinda hella okay with rejection and understand it’s impossible to be everyone’s cup of tea

vulnerable - oh idk cause the last time i was vulnerable i was sexually traumatized and gas lighted and taken advantage of by a psycho narcissist ? obvious

 i like feeling SAFE if that wasn’t clear

[ask-80s-rinandlen]

RANT

I can’t fucking take it anymore. I feel like I don’t even belong in my fucking home anymore.

Okay so last year my grandfather lost his job (because of you know what) and they were low on money and were going to go homeless. So we decided to open up our home to them. There is a LOT of backstory here but I will tell it all in due time. Okay so my grandmother is disabled and lost her leg back in ‘78 and is in a wheelchair. In preparation to them moving into our house, we made accommodations for them (installed a new toilet, cut into our walls for wider doors, created ramps, etc etc). In October they moved into our house and ever since then its been fucking terrible. I don’t even know where to start with them.

I guess it would be best to start at the beginning. Starting in the late 70s, my grandmother has hated my mom. She was just straight up abusive towards her. And when my mom had the chance to fucking leave, she took it. So basically for the past long ass time, my grandmother had 0 respect towards my mother of any kind. In 2004, she decided to visit right when my mother was about to give birth to my youngest sibling. Grandma had 0 respect for anyone in the house and basically was a shit stirrer (moved furniture around, told people that we were poisoning her) and causing my mother even more stress. My dad had enough of her shit and dropped her ass off at the airport in the middle of a blizzard. No one has really talked to either my grandma or grandpa after that.

So basically me and my siblings have NO relationship with them. They absolutely refused to do anything with us. For example this week is my dad’s and 2004 sibling’s birthday. (My dad’s birthday was two days ago and 2004 sibling is tomorrow). When we brought out the cake for dad’s birthday, grandma and grandpa were so confused. We had to tell them that it was my dads birthday (THEY SHOULDVE FUCKING KNOW WHEN THEIR SON-IN-LAW OF ALMOST 30 YEARS BIRTHDAY IS). And we told them that 2004′s birthday was on Friday. and they were shocked. Like that shows that they had 0 care about any of us.We never gotten a birthday call or anything since 2004. It was like we didn’t even exist to them.

SO back to the matter at hand. Lets start with money issues. They live with us and its a fucking nightmare. AT the beginning in October, grandpa said he would find a job. Its been months and he hasn’t even attempted to find a job. He just sits on his ass all day, watching youtube. They also buy hundreds of dollars worth of food from Aldi’s and it just takes up space in our fridges and rots. My grandma has been buying hundreds of dollars (which they don’t have) of stupid shit from the internet and it is cluttering our house. We know this because we get packages every damn day for her. This is important because they basically have little money and once that money is gone, its gone and we aint giving them shit.

Next: Lack of respect for our property/ property damages. Like I said earlier, we made accommodations for her. We gave them the firestick, so that way they can watch TV. That wasn’t enough for them and they wanted real TV. They asked if they could install a satellite (which cost money), we said no. They went behind our backs and installed that damn satellite. They smoke and we have asked them not to smoke. They do it anyways and now my house smells like cigarette smoke. They have a little dog that they walk near the back door and don’t even pick up after the dog. We had incidents around that. Our walls and doors are messed up. She likes to roll her wheelchair up against the walls, so that black marks appear.

Disrespect towards us and our animals: Once in a while grandma would make huge ass crockpot meal. We have asked her not to do that because no one would eat it and it would go to waste (we don’t eat much). She does it anyways and of course it takes up space in the fridge and it goes bad. They went on a vacation for about 2 weeks (with money they don’t have) when they came back my grandma wheeled up to my mom and said “I didnt smoke the whole time I was there.” My mom said that maybe she can continue with her non smoking streak. grandma said “No, i can’t do that”. (my mom is allergic to cigarette smoke, which makes this worse). Grandma will scream in the middle of the night, waking everyone up. She isn’t hurting for anything, she was screaming for attention. (Some of us have to leave for work at 4 in the morning, you screaming is disturbing that precious sleep time). Grandma has also hit our dogs. Once my dog was chewing on her dog’s toy and grandma smack her for it. We yelled at her for that. My other dog is a fatass and will eat anything if it is laying around. We warned them multiple times to keep their door closed and keep food out of reach. Well they didn’t do that and Molly had a field day eating their stuff. Grandma smacked Molly real hard and once again we yelled at her for that.We have also asked them not to take our dogs outside and they did, which resulted in our dogs having messed up schedules and having accidents in the house. (I could write a whole another post on just her abuse towards animals).

Other abuse: By now you should know that my grandma is disabled. She uses her disability to abuse others. My grandpa is her enabler and makes up excuses for the shit she has done. One day me, mom, and grandma went shopping. Grandma whips out 500 dollars and claims that its her money (SHe has never worked a day in her life). Later we find out that grandma manipulated grandpa into giving her that money. Grandma has been straight up nasty to my mom when she has a chance. One day she basically told my mom that she wasn’t good at anything. Once she realized that she was staying at our house she back peddles and in a non-apology said that it was her bipolar talking. About a month ago, grandma got sick. While she was hacking up her lungs, she was in our kitchen, touching our food, and trying to make dinner while I was making dinner, My mom told her (very politely) to get out of the kitchen if she is sick. She started yelling at her about “how dare she talk to her like that” and that “I’m your mother” and shit. She had to go stay in a hotel for a few days.

My problems with her: Other than the problems listed above, I have more problems with them. Even though they bought enough food to fed an African village, they still take and eat my shit. I asked her if she was drinking the juice boxes and grandma said yes. I asked her not to because they were mine and I paid for them. She actually asked me if I had proof that I paid for them. I went and grabbed the fucking receipt and showed her. Later on, mom asked me if I cussed grandma out. Turns out grandma told grandpa some exaggerated shit and he went to confront my mom about it. Grandma keeps bothering me about ceramics. Once I showed her my drawings from this blog (the better ones of course) and she was like “ohh you can do ceramics with me. because you can draw” I told her that I wasn’t interested. Every week since then, she has been buying me ceramic figures and paints, trying to make me feel guilty about not wanted to do them with her. I told her once again that I prefer to draw with pencil and paper and gave her her stuff back. She told me that I basically suck.

I could go on and on about what has happen in just the past few months, but I am already at the 1400 word mark and tired from just writing this out. So thank you for reading and taking the time to listen out.

[deadclawmyheart]

Tom Falling Out Of Love With You - Headcanons

A/N: I CO WROTE THIS WITH MY MOM BEE AND SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER AND THIS IS SO ANGSTY IT'S PROBABLY MY FAVORITE THING I'VE EVER WRITTEN! ALSO SORRY WE MADE TOM AN ASSHOLE.

Requested: No

Genre/Warnings: A N G S T!!! Also its very sad i cried and i'm the one who wrote it, they are really good just sad

Word Count : 1.2k

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It would happen gradually without either of you noticing

Your facetime calls would slowly become less frequent

He wouldn't smile with as much love when he looked at you, other times he wouldn't even smile at you at all

Haz and Jacob would act really awkward around you and Tom, almost as if they knew something you didn't

The tabloid rumors about him flirting with other girls would become too frequent for you to ignore

Truth was, you had been apart for too long, and you found yourself constantly looking at guys and girls and imagined what it would be like if you dated them instead of him

When you confronted him about the rumors, he didn't deny it like you expected he would. He just stared at his feet and tried not to look you in the eyes.

There used to be a sparkle in his eyes when he looked at you, now he just smiles but it never reaches his eyes.

You two would try to fix it, going on more dates, talking on the phone more, making more romantic gestures. But they were all fake, just you two trying to mimic the love that was there before. A cheap imitation of the real thing.

ZENDAYA ACTED very FRIENDLY AROUND TOM. To the point that you began wondering if there was something going on between the two.

You walked into his trailer one day and heard feminine moans along with the telltale whines of Tom coming to completion, the ones you used to hear all the time.

You didn't have the stomach to go and see what was happening, your knees were shaking and your heart hurt.

The worst part was, you weren't as crushed as you shouldve been, in fact, you were kind of relieved that you weren't the one who had broken first.

Haz found you, wandering around the set looking lost, and he packed you into his car and drove you home. He got you into your place and left you there, his face solemn, as if he already knew what Tom had done.

Tom didn't even have the balls to come talk to you in person. He sent you an email simply saying “We need to talk.”

You avoided him after that, not going to set, ignoring his and Haz’s phone calls and texts. Haz finally came over one day and found you sitting on the couch staring at the black screen of the TV reminiscing about how in love you used to be and just wishing to feel those butterflies again.

He just sat there with you, waiting for you to speak. But you never did. He stayed for 4 hours before he got up, turning to look at you mournfully and departing.

When Robert Downy Jr and Chris Evans found out what Tom had done they came over to your place and dragged you out of the house, claiming you need a “Day out to get your mind off of the stupid stupid child.” As Robert put it. That made you smile for the first time in a long time.

Chris invited you out to dinner and you didn't decline. Chris was nice and sweet and you just needed somebody to be close to. You felt bad for kind of using Chris to get over Tom but he was someone that you could potentially fall for, given time.

It was only a few weeks before Chris asked you to be his date to the Thor: Ragnarok premier. You thought Tom might have some shame and stay away from the premier so you said yes.

The day of the premier was a flurry of hair and makeup and last minute fittings.

You were on the red carpet before you knew it, smiling and posing with Chris, playing the happy couple for the cameras, and boy were they eating it up.

You were taking solo shots for teen vogue when you turned and made direct eye contact with a pair of familiar chocolate brown irises.

You stared at each other for a moment, too shocked by the others presence to move.

He was standing there, staring at you, Zendaya on his arm as the camera's flashed.

You were honestly more hurt at the fact that Z allowed this to happen, you had always considered her one of your best friends, but there she was.

You couldn't help but notice how stunning and smug she looked as she posed with the man you used to love.

Chris noticed where you were staring and tapped your hand getting your attention and mouthing “Are you okay?”

You just nod and plaster a fake smile on your face. He notices this and quickens the pace to get you away from the cameras.

As soon as you get to the end of the carpet you break loose from Chris and make your way to the elevator, pressing the roof button.

You immediately went to stand at the edge of the roof, resting your hands against the cool metal of the railing. You closed your eyes and breathed deeply, trying to stop the shaking of your hands.

You heard someone come onto the roof, expecting Chris, you smiled as you looked back, trying to pretend you hadn't just had a miniature panic attack.

It wasn't Chris. It was Tom, and the only good thing was that he was carrying 2 glasses of champagne.

You immediately downed not one, but both champagne flutes, not wanting to be sober for the conversation to come.

“How are you?” He asks quietly, his voice small and uncertain.

“How do you think I am?” You ask, rhetorically,  voice sounding calm and eerie. He knew you only sounded like that when you were filled with a cold fury.

“I honestly don't know. You've been avoiding me. And now this thing with Chris?” He asks.

You laughed. And coldly said  “This thing with Chris? That's the least of our problems. How about the girl I heard you fucking in your set trailer? Hm? How is she? Did you think we were actually still together after that? And I know that you know I was there. I know Harrison told you. He tells you everything.”

“Haz didn't tell me anything. I didn't know you were there. Daya was a stupid mistake. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't even love her.”

“But you don't love me either.” You say, your face cold and voice dead. You hadn't known it was Zendaya he has been with, but you honestly weren't surprised.

“I fell out of love with you, I'll admit that. And I feel terrible about it. There was nothing I could do to stop it. Please talk to me. We didn't end it right. I still want you as a friend. I still want you in my life. I realized I still loved you, just not romantically.” He says, pleading with me.

You see Chris waiting by the elevators, watching you from a distance.

“It's too little, too late Thomas. Tell Zendaya she looks beautiful. Have a good night.” You say, turning and walking to Chris and taking his hand, walking into the elevator. You watch Tom's face fall as the doors close.

[queernuck]

like, tonight may have been the single most disappointing meal ive eaten in my whole goddamn life. i shouldve been having dinner at McDonald’s with my wife after a day of xanny bars, edibles, and anime but instead i was stuck eating an incorrect chipotle order that was only made better by the fact that when my dad ordered, he hadnt gotten the order he was trying to make correct so the parts that were wrong werent as emphasized as the second period of the Caps/Leafs game played on the tv and i showered with the last of a bottle of shampoo and brushed my teeth not in anticipation of getting absolutely demolished on 4/20 but so that i could go up early and be in bed in time to wake up and sit with the dog while we watch Maury and wait for my paycheck to come in tomorrow

[jessicakehoe]

All the Celebrities the Roses Have Name-Dropped on Schitt’s Creek

There are several ways to discern that the Rose family, before they washed up on the shores of Schitt’s Creek, was mega-rich. One, they remind us constantly. Two, their combined wardrobe contains enough luxury designer threads—Wang! Owens! McQueen! Marant!—to fill a massive concept store, or at the very least, “a boutique in Prague that’s only open Sunday nights.” Three, they’re forever dropping breadcrumbs about their former lives, offering us little peeks at the Roses of yore.

By now we know that Johnny and Moira have partied with the Castros (and the Clintons and the Schwarzeneggers), David’s got some not-so-fond memories with Anderson Cooper and Nate Berkus in his past, and Alexis… well, US Weekly once described her as “up for anything,” and so far we know that includes a blind date with Leonardo DiCaprio, a tryst with an unnamed Saudi prince, and a relationship with a Sultan’s nephew that lasted “like, half a regime change.”

Read on for every celebrity encounter the Roses have revealed to us so far.

Season 1

Episode 1 Alexis: “Stavros is flying in to get me, I told you that.” David: “What do you mean Stavros is com… What do you mean? When? When is he doing that?” Alexis: “Like, whenever stupid Mary-Kate stops hogging his plane.

”

Alexis: “I actually think this place is kinda cute.” Moira: “Did you say cute? No Alexis, Martha Stewart’s Hampton home is cute.

”

Alexis: “Stavros just texted me. And he ended it, he’s not coming! He said he doesn’t have time to come and get me, because he already RSVP’d to Diddy’s White Party, and doesn’t have time to do both! But I was supposed to be his date to the White Party!

”

Episode 7 David: “Are you sure you wanna be travelling so far out of town with a person you just met?” Alexis: “I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so… I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be fine.

”

Ronnie: “You ever killed before?” David: “Have I ever killed before? No. Elton John used to have an annual hunt at his place in Windsor, but that was more about the lunch.”

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Episode 12 Johnny: “You didn’t think your mother would get involved in planning a fundraiser? My God, she had Hillary shaking last year at the Clinton Foundation dinner.”

Episode 13 Johnny: “Hey, that’s a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kaminski Auction.”

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Season 2

Episode 1 Alexis: “Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts?!”

Alexis: “You told me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag, and that it was fake.” Moira: “I didn’t want you taking it.” Alexis: “Okay, because I have told a lot of people that Diane Sawyer sells fake bags on the down-low.”

Episode 5 David: “Do you like this sweater? Jared Leto gave it to me and I’ve always been on the fence about it.” Alexis: “I don’t know.” David: “What do you mean, you don’t know? You either like it, or you don’t like it.” Alexis: ��I mean, I like it ’cause Jared Leto gave it to you, and he was my first kiss, but I don’t know if I like, like it, like it.”

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Episode 6 Moira: “Do you remember what Goldie Hawn told us at that AmFar dinner? You are the life that you accept for yourself. Those are Goldie’s words. Or something someone said to her in India. Or perhaps she read it. In any case it has always stayed with me.”

David: “Scent is a really important factor in defining a brand. Alexander Wang once fired my friend over the smell of his cologne. To Alex’s credit, Curve Pour Hommes hasn’t been the look since 1997.”

Ronnie: “Usually these council decisions, they take weeks.” Moira: “Oh I won’t wait for anyone’s decision. I once got Winnie Mandela to RSVP to an Artists Against Eczema benefit within the hour.”

Episode 9 Moira: “It’s hardly surprising that Jocelyn would suddenly uncover these in the middle of a political campaign. I suppose I just expected more from her.” Stevie: “Okay, there’s a bunch of you with OJ Simpson. And you with Robert Blake.” Moira: “”The top eleven photographs of Moira Rose with future murder suspects.” Well, that’s not what I’m looking for!” Stevie: “Why were you in a paddle boat with Phil Spector?”

Moira: “I did a series of very tasteful nudes with Richard Avedon in the ’70s.” Stevie: “I see. Um… This is really not in my job description so…” Moira: “Why aren’t they coming up?”

Episode 10 Moira: “Needless to say, that was the last time I played charades with Fran Lebowitz.”

Episode 12 Alexis: “I know that we just met but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, then I think you can too.”

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Season 3

Episode 6 Moira: “John and I used to attend Eyes Wide Shut parties at the Castros’. Though… I’m guessing your evening’s activities might be somewhat different.”

Alexis: “I can’t go to college, yet. Because I didn’t finish high school.” Ted: “Oh.” Alexis: “I know. It’s so embarrassing, and I never should’ve taken that semester off. But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, so it was almost worth it.”

Episode 7 Jocelyn: “So here’s the thing about Marie Antoinette. Even though I love to eat cake, I think I’d be pretty annoyed with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, it’s just that you probably haven’t had a chance to catch up.” Alexis: “Okay, it’s just that she never actually said “let them eat cake.”” Jocelyn: “Um well, that depends on who you ask.” Alexis: “Hmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, who played her in the movie. Um, that line was actually written years before Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.” Jocelyn: “Thank you for that contribution to the discussion, now…” Alexis: “My friends used to call me Marie, and that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing, um, but it’s also because we were going through this very dark phase where we were just like, partying too hard.”

Alexis: “I stole this dress from Ashlee Simpson. Or like, she stole it from me, and then I stole it back.”

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Season 4

Episode 3 Moira: “I know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform our ventriloquist act for the Everybody Nose benefit for juvenile rhinoplasty, when she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion. I had to be both puppet, and puppeteer.”

David: “You didn’t even play Patty, though.” Moira: “You know I did! The night Patricia LuPone ate that pre-show shawarma, and I was asked to step in. I’ve always wanted to reprise the role.”

Episode 5 Moira: “This is not… not how I imagined my resurrection news to break! Impeccably dressed woman wanders out of Podunk motel. No, that’s not the headline!” Stevie: “Okay, well I actually own this Podunk motel, and I don’t know what choice you have.” Moira: “Well, we have to think of something. After all my fans have endured? No, I can’t let them see me like this. It would kill Sir Tony Geary.”

Episode 7 Alexis: “I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. 
Poor thing would be, like, buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.”

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Episode 8 A: “Ted can’t know about this, David. Miguel’s the only other vet in town, and they have this like dumb rivalry.” D: “When has that ever stopped you? I remember that summer you dated all three Hanson brothers.”

Episode 11 Moira: “There was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart onstage in a workshop-only production of Officer and a Gentleman. I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement.”

Christmas Special Patrick: “Are we supposed to be doing anything for this party?” David: “Um, yes, decorations, but even if we could still afford Nate Berkus, I’d burned that bridge in Ibiza.”

Johnny: “You know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Whether it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddy’s Poolside White Party, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Maria’s. How ’bout the night you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?” Moira: “I heard Peter Fundraiser! Bogdanovich loved a mink.”

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Season 5

Episode 1 Patrick: “Why would he agree do this when he’s afraid of heights?” Alexi: “He’s not afraid of heights, he’s afraid of moths and butterflies.” Ted: “And businesswomen in sneakers.” Patrick: “And also heights, something to do with him being broken up with while he was…” Alexis: “Parasailing in the Seychelles! He and Anderson Cooper were stuck up there for like, three hours, until the wind died down!”

Episode 2 Alexis: “I have a toe ring that would look so cute on you!” Twyla: “We’re not allowed to wear open-toed shoes, but um maybe I could take that bracelet?” Alexis: “Yes! Um, I actually got this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party, and I kept it.”

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[rhantsandrhambles]

Would you consider yourself an adventurous person? no, not because i dont want to be but just because im lazy What were you doing at 11 pm last night? fucking around on my phone probably 

Would you consider yourself heartless? not really, maybe sometimes depending on the situation Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex? not seriously  If you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be? to be honest i don’t have an interest in going on a date with anyone else rn Have you ever been afraid of being underwater? no its fun Would you ever scuba dive in shark infested waters if you had the chance? yea if it was one of those cage things If you woke up and no one was home, would you wonder where everyone is? yes! i would create a group chat and be like what the fuuuuuck explain yourselves Have you ever hit a parked car with your car? i think a tiny bit oops What would you do if your girlfriend or boyfriend didn’t like your friends? i dunno, to be honest ive never really had to mix relationships and friendships so it wouldnt really matter i don’t think Do you prefer light or dark haired? dark Do you have photos up around your room, of you? me and other people, me by myself would be a little conceited Do you have a hard time controlling your emotions? more than i used to  Ever been suspended from school? no, i shouldve though that would be fun Last person you were in the car with? my boo What time did you wake up this morning? sooo late like 10 something oops How tall are you? 5′4″ ish How many drugs are in your system? drug free zone tyvm What foreign language do / did you study? japanese and i was good at it i shouldve kept going with it Where is the next place you will travel to? work tomorrow  if you mean vacay i have absolutely no clue

Do you say sexy a lot? not a lot just when im keen on matt tbh Do you want to cut your hair? yea kinda ughhhhhh but ill regret it Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? no, when i was younger i think i did at my dads Do you miss anyone? jacob but i think everyone does so theres no point talking about it Think back to your most recent relationship — Serious or not? Was it worth it? serious and yes heres hoping Who was the last person in your bed? me and matt finally slept over Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? ummm its my boyfriends uncle soooo ??? Where is the person you last kissed at this moment? i dunno at work or some stupid shit 😒

Have you ever sneaked someone over to your house? yea as a teen lol Is it okay if you kiss people when you’re single? if it floats your boat Do you think it’s possible that you could move on from someone, and then redevelop feelings for them? you probably didnt fully move on im guessing How’s your hair right now? a hot fucking messssss someone fix it wah Do you only wish the best for your ex? yea, a lot better than i couldve been How are things between you and the person you like? satisfactory i love him eee Who was the last person you talked to before you went to sleep last night? matt and then he woke me up and then i went to sleep again -_- What time did you decide to get out of bed today? like 11 i dunno im pretty slack these days Did you straighten your hair this morning? no but i sprayed it with my new dry shampoo ;) When was the last time you laughed really hard? last night i think when matt cracked a funny What do you hear right now? the fan and maybe a plane Do you think that once people get married, they eventually fall “out of love”? not always but it does seem to happen heaps i think you have to put in effort to maintain it and people nowadays are so disposable Ever had a near death experience? just every time im in a plane Do you regret anything? yea plenty but life goes on  Who would you like your next “fling” to be with? i never want anything with anyone again Are you slowly drifting away from someone close? yea all my friends sad When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed? this arvo before he left me for stupid work Do you like your phone? yea thanks babe Last alcohol beverage? captain and coke Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex? just every night If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick? maybe gabbi because her place is nice Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? jacob <3 Are you currently fighting with someone? no yay  Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? whenever matt comes home and im not expecting it lol im a child i know  Do you count down the days till anything? not really, im not an overly excited person Are you looking forward to something as of right now? seeing jacob whenever the fuck that will be and all you can eat dinner lmao and a new job What are your chances of getting with your crush? 100% Do you hate anyone? not seriously  Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing? this morning i wear matts old shirts all the time its comfy as fuck What do you want in your life right now? jacob, a job, study When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you were going to cry? i dunno a hot minute ago  Who’s your best friend/s? gabbi dyllan  One thing you really want to learn? how to school people on veganism

How many times have you been on a plane? maybe like ten or more but i fucking. hate. it. One thing you wish for? an unlimited supply of money Do you get jealous easy? usually not but more in this relationship than ever in my life which is annoying but whatevs What colour is your hair? fuck even knows Made up with anyone recently after an argument? yep just yesterday story of my life 🙄