#HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

[travellereon]

Someone probably got to this before me, but I haven't seen it yet, so I'm making my own sassy lil rant post about it!

We know that Hoyoverse is extremely lore conscious. I mean, take a look at the intense rewrites they do for Rukkhadevata's erasure! All of the Sumeru quests come with two versions of any line that mentions her, and they're played depending on whether you have or have not completed the Archon Quest. In all 4 languages, the team built in a hidden trigger that swaps out dialogue, changes voicelines, alters item descriptions, and even renamed a basic inventory item purely for the sake of lore consistency. They didn't have to rename the mushroom! Nobody needed to know the mushroom was named after a deity who didn't exist anymore! The Genshin team did that just for the sake of their world building and lore.

So why are Lumine's flowers still in the opening cutscene?

Lesson time kids

The flowers in Lumine's hair are the Inteyvat, the national flower of Khaenri'ah. That has been established since the main quest chapter 'Memories of Inteyvat.' Both Aether and Lumine will remark on that fact when they encounter the flower in the quest, saying that she's had the flowers since they woke up.

Since they woke up!

Hoyoverse polishes the daylights out of this game to ensure lore remains consistent. Could this really be a mistake on their part? It's such a major moment in the game when your character realizes the significance of the flower itself that I have a hard time believing this is a simple mistake.

The flowers certainly don't appear to change between the opening and the start of the game, not from where I'm standing. If someone can prove me wrong about the flowers being the same, I welcome it. But they really do look exactly the way they do in game from where I'm sitting.

It would be tedious, but they could edit the flower out if they really needed to. Hell, if they still have the full files for the original video, they could remove the flowers from the model in that set and re-render it for an update. They hid an entire trigger to swap out a massive amount of voice lines, written dialogue, lore, and even a useable item's name just to trip it based on where you stand in the Archon Quest. Hoyoverse clearly have the manpower and dedication to change this detail if it doesn't fit with their lore.

Lore and characters are the two big things that separate Genshin from other gacha games. If this truly is a continuity error, a video made before they decided the significance of the flowers in Lumine's hair, why would they not change it?

I'll tell you why!

Because it ISN'T a continuity error!

There's more than the 500 year slumber that we've missed. The siblings were in this world before they were separated. It could be insignificant, but from what we know of Hoyoverse, I'm betting it's not completely so. It might just be an emotional memory that will pop up towards the climax of the story, but it could be even more! It could be days of their time in Teyvat that have a great impact on why the Lost Sibling ended up in Khaenri'ah, and why they view the Archons with such disdain despite knowing Celestia probably forced them to participate in the Cataclysm.

This could be a major lore detail hidden in plain sight.

Now watch Hoyoverse erase the flower in the 4.0 update because that's always my luck

[mommahughes19-23]

CUP CHAMPS BABBBBBYYYY- M.T

@tori.tot : as you can see all 6 of the fans I was with tonight (4 of which were tkachuks) are very proud of my baby and his team!! (matthew never needed his mouth guard to kiss me) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

tagged : @taryntkachuk @chantel_tkachuk @bradytkachuk @Matthew_tkachuk @flapanthers

location : sunrise baby

matthew_tkachuk : thank you baby!!!!! I couldn't have done it with out your constant love and support!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

bradytkachuk : why do you look like youre going to a sens game instead of a panthers game ? 😡

↪ tori.tot : idk why did you dress for a casual walk around the neighborhood? dont even try me Braden 🖕🏻

taryntkachuk : you are the cutest omg!!!! 💖🫦

flapanthers : STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2024!!!!

daynamastro : we need to plan a celebration!!!

gustavforsling : is he licking the glass???🙀

↪ tori.tot : uhhhhh good question , I try not to pay attention to those lil matty quirks ...🤓

chantel_tkachuk : My love!! Thank you for joining us to cheer on Matty! Can't wait for you guys to come home for off season to celebrate!🥰🥰🥰🥰

ryanlomberg : MATTHEW BOY LETS GOOOOOOOOO 😋😋😋😋

↪ matthew_tkachuk : lombyyyyyy baby we fuckin did that!

lundell_anton : can you believe it!!! FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABYYYY😜😜😜😜😜😜

carterverhaeghe : 2-1 = best championship final score🐀🐀🐀💅💅💅

sbennet_93 : GOOOOOOO CATS 😻😻😻😻😻😻GOOOOOOOOO

barkovsasha : Happy Cappy!! Lil man was so tired but cant wait to celebrate for real with you guys!🫶🏻🫡

evanr17 : 2024 FINAL CUP CHAMPS YALLLLLL

emiliekulikova : You LOOKED STUNNING MOMMM BEAR!!!😘😘😘

samsonreinhart : all 6 of ya were loud as heck! Thanks for coming and cheering us on !

vt9191 : blessed

marissalomberg : FANTASTIC NIGHT WITH FANTASTIC PEOPLE!!! cant wait to do it all over again next season!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

slorentz16 : oop we did that nbd

nickcousins27 : lets go lets go lets go lets goooooooooooooooooooooo

alligadjovich : omg, giving birth and then hauling ass to see this with 2 newborns was so worth it! thank you for your help btw 🥳😘🥰😍

↪ tori.tot : AHHHHHHHH the twins are adorable my love!! Cant wait to spend more time with you!

mackie.samo : sad I couldn't be there for this boys!

ryiann : SO SO SO SO SO PROUD OF THE BOYS!!! Come over asap to celebrate please!!!!!!!!!!!☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰

nikomikk : really thought if anyone would drop the cup it would be Chucky lmaoooo

tarasenko.yana : 🫸🏻SERVED🫷🏻 US A LOOK BABYYY

montour : our fans are truly the best, then there's u

↪ tori.tot : refrain from ever speaking me or my fiancé again thanks pookie

ninaacousins : OMG OMG OMG OMG did you see the pics of you and Matthew with the cup!!!!! So cute

↪ tori.tot : no?? who do I contact to retrieve these

↪ ninaacousins : Ill have nick send them to matty!

↪ tori.tot : you know if those get sent to Matthew Ill never see them! just send them to me when you can !

eetuluostarinen : gang gang

aaronekblad5 : what a freaking night. cant wait for round 2

tiiiatuomola : ignore my husband, I think hes in shock and can only use small words at the moment

danielaforsling : STUNNNNNNNNNNNING

kevinstenlund : thanks for falling on the ice .. that was funny af

bcoles25 : miss ya and matty! congrats to you both!!!!

jessjewell : dinner was amazing! lets do it again soon!!

emmasulonen : MY STUNNING BEST FRIENDDDDD

*PLEASE READ XOXOXOXOXOX (I know its long but its important)*

A.N :

HIIIIII, FIRST OFF LSFG CONGRATS TO MY BABIES FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND WIN!!!!

I couldn't find anything on Barkov's significant other even tho I know hes got a kid.... if anyone has tea on that share please and thanks.

Find here a list of who tf is who :)

(for lack of better words these are whose spouse/gf is whose)

jessjewell = Sam Reinhart (my other set of parents)

danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling

ninacousins = Nick Cousins

tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko

alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich

ryiann = Brandon Montour (MY PARENTS FR FR)

marissalomberg = Ryan Lomberg

emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov

daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad

tiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen

emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola

tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43

[saskiavalentineapologist]

SO

saskia and belialah. the empress and her shadow.

...im breaking my own rule of not posting any more original creations here but idgaf---i'll post some sketches and if there's interest i can throw this fic i'm working on up on ao3 for the monsterfuckers in the audience

so, backstory on THESE TWO:

i'm gonna go in real life order of events and talk about some of the inspos that went into some of these moments and where they were in our real life timeline of Experiencing these two

under the cut bc i must remain polite in the face of my hyperfixations

HELLO I MAY BE POLITE BUT IM RABID LETS GOOOOOOOOO

ok so, canonical order of events: saskia (matriarch) and belialah (demon lord) meet, they establish an alliance, belialah does stuff for saskia. at some point, saskia starts amassing her generals (we'll get there) and chooses belialah. somewhere in here as well, saskia splits from the empire and starts doing her Evil Deeds for her Evil Plans. I'm not sure which of the last two came first. in either case, lost later meets belialah, we haven't seen her (physically) since (but that's not a good thing i don't think)

irl order of events:

Saskia throws a Fit, kills her nephew, and withdraws from the empire at large. we make fun of her because though she's the big bad, she's also weirdly wet and pathetic. we hate her. she's so sucks. and also so sexy. its bad

time goes by, things happen, eventually there's a big party with all the matriarchs!!! yaaaaay

lost and gilt go because ofc we do, and there's a big dance where everyone keeps changing partners. at the end of the dance, lost gets belialah

...elven ish woman. obviously weird. too pale skin. black hair. disheveled appearance. ill-fitting dress. holds herself weird. talks with a tremble and a breathiness to her voice that immediately makes us uncomfortable (my mans can do some fuckin VOICES and don't get me started on the sound effects). belialah says she's a huge fan---of lost's father. the being from before creation whose whole thing is "immortal life but not in the good way" instead of "you won't die" it's "you can't die" there is no death to escape from life, no matter the suffering.

so--red flags.

she tells lost that she's one of saskia's generals, and that saskia sent her to give lost a message: saskia is so excited for her to come home, and that lost should bring her brothers (6 beings of various otherworldly heritage like lost--saskia has a type and it is monsters) when she comes home. Lost tells her to tell saskia, from her and gilt, to fuck off.

belialah goes...monstrous. red eyes start popping open all over her skin and she gets quiet and threatening about how lost is disrespectful and how--yeah, she will tell saskia that. and she leaves in a cloud of black vapor

i turn to chase. i say "oh they're fucking"

and he hits me with "...belialah would probably like to!"

and i hit the ground running. sprinting. i was off into the distance without another fucking word. little roselyn-shaped dust cloud left behind.

fic. art. works. stuff. so much. headcanons. throwing everything at the wall. attempts at first time. attempts at canon. saskia bitchiness. belialah wanting to smash despite the great danger to her personal health. weird fetish fic. modern!au. headcanons about modern!au. deep dives. analysis. narrative foils. sex. so much sex.

it's everything. they're everything

i want them to be terrible together. that's all i want. that's all i've ever wanted.

i set about creating for them in a frenzy--it's been love and war time for...since early may of last year?? some coming up on a year, now (again---150k words written in this time, with april's word count unknown but already above 10k. jan ALONE was 32k). love and war time means that it's always love and war--it's just different people inside the campaign. oh it's saskia oh it's freya it's gilt and lost let's bop over to adele what about gilt's parents-

FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR

it's been great.

Chase messaged summer and i a few weeks ago like "hey. i got a belialah meeting saskia inspo video, but i need to show you in person bc i need to get your reaction live."

he showed me this

we had a moment of "...oh my god its from a gacha game?" and then i made him play it three times in a row just Absorbing the vibes

chase: it's saskia and belialah when they first meet, with belialah thinking she has the upper hand and saskia proving that she is very, very wrong. but i don't know what a ball in the abyss looks like...

me: say no more

and i hit upon them meeting at an event where it's basically like---demons from all over gather, have a civil time---when bloodshed eventually happens (which it always does bc they're literal actual demons) it's a free for all and it's expected to be a bloodbath, that's part of the appeal

belialah's there, as you do, and saskia's there to talent scout from the pool of winners for her big evil plans. belialah's like "wtf is a stupid little mortal doing here why are you unaccosted where is your collar" kinda behavior and goes over there, they talk, they dance (also a ploy for power among demons, it's a sizing up thing instead of a fun thing), saskia reveals that she's got 1/8th of the power of a god in her soul and belialah's like "cool im fanatically devoted to you now i've never wanted to smash a mortal before can we make out"

and that's how they start their history

with me writing books about this campaign (again--pipe dream) i've been deciding on when and where i want these two to get highlighted, bc, again---we've never met saskia in person, she's spoken to lost and gilt directly once, and we've seen belialah once outside of saskia's bitchy announcement to the empire at large where she reveals she's got 12 generals and you better not try shit bc we're at WAR now (she's stupid i love her dearly)

and recently i've been working on their...first time? an epilogue for one of the books. the actual thing won't have sex in it if it gets to be part of the book for realsies, but im not stopping there bc IM ME

and i've been tinkering with like...ok how do we show in isolated little epilogues and snippet scenes that saskia and belialah have INSANE sexual tension so that when they do get together, its weird but satisfying bc again---belialah is a demon. she's got a human form. that is not her true form. i've drawn it, it's sexy to saskia, i'll post it soon.

but i need these two to snark at each other with saskia resisting belialah's advances bc "im trying to take over the world stop distracting me" while belialah's like "SASKIA LEMME SMASH. PLEASE" until eventually it happens because they're terrible and i love them and it needs to happen, frankly. im overruling my boyfriend. at the point we are at, they are fucking already. he does not have a choice. im overruling him.

chase, if you're reading this--the goal with this first time fic is to make it plausible enough that you accept it as canon. thank you.

bc like--they're terrible. they're perfect. they've both got bratty younger sibling/cocky hotshot who thinks they're invincible kinda energy and belialah has no doubt in her mind that saskia can achieve her goals and saskia is getting someone who will stroke her ego and is having the thought of "im being recognized for how amazing i am it's about time"

the generals have made deals with saskia---saskia is planning on following through with 0% of these deals. belialah is the only one who didn't--she's here by saskia's side of her own free will.

they're fucking. at this point, they are fucking. decades of sexual tension kept alive by distance and "hello old friend" energy is suddenly coming to head with Belialah Always Being Around and saskia having to plan out her evil deeds with her being nutso devoted 24/7 and listen, man. this woman has an ego the size of the planet. she's gonna smash someone who inflates her ego, it's just how she works

ok lore dump over. sketch time now.

[executionersghost]

💮 oh you knoooow (I still gotta reply to the other thing but Les fuckin gooooooooo) for Meca

This meme || mayhap might accept

She’d long stopped caring how hard the stones pressed to her bones. The alcohol had lulled her into uncaring bliss.

“Would you want to climb the tower tonight?” She asked quietly to the grave stone next to her. “‘No no.’ you’d say. ‘It’s far too cold tonight.’” She rolled onto her back.

“‘We could take our coats.’ I’d say.”

And if we put in the effort and the clouds roll in?

“The skies are clear, my dear! What a better way to look at the stars than from that roof?”

We can see them from here just fine, my love, just look up. I could not ask for more.

She sighed whistfully with a small chuckle. “You never did like the climb.”

She went quiet a moment and in that silence she shivered lightly in the cold breeze that brushed passed her face. Yet even still she wasn’t going to move. Not yet. Her bones ached. Her fingers and toes were going numb. Just a little while more…musing. Her limbs felt heavy anyhow. So heavy.

A flash of white behind her eyelids jolted her back into awareness as a faint prickle ran down her spine. She was no longer alone. And so, with a sigh, she sat up. Quite regrettably, her head seemed to float two inches behind her. Dazed eyes sweeping the flagstones, she alighted upon an approaching figure. Human surely, judging by the shape. It had not the loping, cruel intent of a beast. Not yet…

Dark hair, a proud posture, eyes that caught the light in just the wrong way….ah, good doctor Helena; one of the few she considered an equal. Terrible. What a sorry sight she must have been to the other. Her choir robes tainted with street dust, golden mane of hair in a tangle, her face flush from drink. Not to mention that she was sprawled out amongst the headstones within the church’s plaza, rambling on and on to no one but herself. Her dignity was truly in shambles. Nonetheless, she folded her hands in her lap and tipped her chin upwards as was habit. As if there was anything left of her pride that could possibly be salvaged while her heart sunk slowly out of her chest.

“Good evening, doctor.” Her words came out a little more languidly than shed have liked. “I regret that you’ve caught me at a rather…unfortunate time.” Her gaze dropped a little and her shoulders slumped only slightly. “Do you not have somewhere to be on this special night? Why wander out alone?”

[feel-the-fire]

ARE YOU READY (Puts barnacle boi music on)

Perospero! ~Your "smart and hilarious: sis XD

LET’S. FUCKIN’. GOOOOOOOOO

Charlotte Perospero

1. Sexuality: This man is pan as FUCK.

2. Otp: Peros x Jules. I have two others but won’t go into detail here alsnanfjanfn

3. Brotp: Besides his actual brothers, I think he and Marco would actually get along great. Big brothers just trying to protect their families. “Just kill your mom-yoi.” “You know what? I really should.”

4. Notp: The incest pairings makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t like Peros x Caesar, either.

5. First headcanon that pops into my head: He gives really, REALLY good [REDACTED]. His morning routine is three hours: shower, apply makeup, do his hair and get dressed.

6. One way in which I relate to this character: Just one way? I completely understand and feel his loyalty to his family. I was born into a tight knit family, where we all took care of each other. No one suffered alone.

7. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: He actually said “Lickety split” in the English dub. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

8. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic fave with cinnamon roll tendencies.

[charmandhex]

32- “Your eyes are red… Were you crying?” with magnus and another character of your choice? :3

It took me a while, buuuuuuuut I’m gonna blame the election!

CW for death mention, food mention.

~

Magnus doesn’t know what day it is when he wakes up. Well, really, that knowledge is long gone since they’re 33 planar systems deep into a seemingly endless journey, and you can bet Barry’s blue jeans that each and every one of ‘em had had a different calendar. And there’s been a lot going on so far in Cycle 33, so you can’t exactly blame Magnus for not figuring out how the local lunar calendar works when there are 17 moons orbiting this planet.

So Magnus, being Magnus, sits up and jabs a finger right at his eye. Ow. Shit. Yep, still bruised. So, two weeks, give or take. Magnus may not be the smartest boy on the ship, but he’s become pretty familiar with how long black eyes take to heal.

Two weeks. That’s not a lot of time to already be down two crew members.

Of course Merle’s gone already, having blustered and protested that he wasn’t needed now and that he needed to go into his next meeting with John with his memories of the last one fresh and sharp. Which, in Magnus’s not-so-humble opinion, is stupid. And he misses their shitty cleric. But at least Merle had been… somewhat expected.

Taako though.

It had looked safe. And they’d all been on their guard anyway. And Cap’n’port is a good leader. And Taako is a good wizard. Magnus is head of security. What good is he?

Magnus gets up and starts to pace. He’s learned a lot, and he’s learned that yeah, sometimes action is better than sticking around and thinking. Or at least sticking around and stewing in those thoughts.

Magnus’s room is too small for good pacing, but there’s a solution for that: Magnus rushes out. Down the hallway, past Lucretia’s room, past Barry’s room, up the stairs, past Cap’n’port’s quarters, onto the bridge, wide loop around the bond engine, around to the kitchen, down the hall, down the stairs again, past the med bay and Merle’s sad plants and empty room, quick right turn, around the boxes in storage, into the hallway once more, past Lup’s room… Magnus slows down and comes to a stop in front of the door to Taako’s room.

The twins had each been given their own room per some protocol Magnus can’t remember but Barry could probably recite in a heartbeat, but more often than not you’d find both in one room, switching back and forth between the two depending on whoever’s room had better lighting or fewer shoes in it at the time. On impulse, Magnus knocks at the door one-two-three, before reaching for the door handle.

Lup jolts up from where she’s been sitting hunched over on Taako’s unmade bed. At once, Magnus draws back, flustered.

“Oh, uh… h-hey, Lup.”

“Hey, Mango,” Lup says, her voice a little scratchier than normal. “Good thing T to the double A-K-O didn’t have any booby traps up and running when he… Anyway, uh, yeah, what- what’s up?”

Magnus lingers, debating, before stepping further in. “Just, uh, you know… thinking.”

Lup’s mouth quirks into a smile. “Doesn’t sound much like your style, Mags.”

“Now hold on!” The disquiet sitting heavy in Magnus’s chest is, for the moment, pushed to the side in favor of indignation. “I do plenty of thinking!”

“Yeah, about how to sneak dogs on the ship.” Lup gestures at the bed beside her, an invitation.

“That counts!” Magnus retorts before sitting next to Lup with a huff, turning to stick his tongue out at her. She looks away, and Magnus frowns, looking closer. “Your eyes are red… were you crying?”

“H-huh?” Lup stammers, still determinedly not looking at Magnus. “Nope! No way! No crying over here, just you know, 420 blaze it, let’s gooooooooo.”

Magnus blows out a long breath. “Yeah. I miss him too.”

Lup groans, before looking back over. “Magnus, you asshole, couldn’t you have just pretended and asked why I 420 blazed it without you?”

Magnus doesn’t respond, but he opens his arms. Lup moves so fast Magnus could have sworn she cast Blink, and then her arms are tight around him, as though afraid he too might disappear. Lup mumbles something into his shoulder as Magnus hugs her back.

“Sorry, didn’t quite get that.”

Lup turns her head, and an ear whaps across Magnus’s face. “I said¸ you and Barry are tied for best hugs.”

“Now that’s a compliment. Think I can stick it under proficiencies?”

“Yeah, with the other 500.” Lup lets out a shaky sigh and hugs tighter onto Magnus. “Taako gives shitty hugs.”

“He does not!”

“Magnus, he’s my brother, and he is my heart, but he manages to get like eight elbows in despite only having two of them. Half of the melee attacks he’s ever made have been accidentally headbutting people hugging them.” Another breath. “And most importantly. He’s not even here for his stupid, shitty hugs.”

Magnus waits even as Lup’s stifled shuddering sobs manage to shake him too, and he waits longer still, the heavy silence in the room finally stretching into something resembling peace.

“I’m sorry.”

“Me too. S’not your fault though.”

“Is too.”

“Is not.”

“Is too.”

“Is not!” Lup says, pushing back, fiery and indignant once more even with grief and pain still carved into her face. “Magnus Burnsides, you listen right now. That- what happened, was not your fault, and no one thinks that. I don’t think that. And when Taako gets back, he’s not gonna think that either. Now come on.” Lup lets go of Magnus long enough to scramble off Taako’s bed and up to standing before she grabs his hand.

“Come on… where?”

“I’m making some fuckin’ pancakes, and I need a sous chef,” Lup says, the kind of determination in her tone that regularly keeps them from doing stupid shit.

But what she’s saying is still surprising. Surprising because… “Really? Uh, Lup, you do remember what happened last time-” Last time he’d been banned from the kitchen for two cycles.

“We got it off the ceiling eventually, didn’t we?” Lup waves his protests off. “So, come on. I’ll let you put in as many chocolate chips as you want. And this way, by the time we get my dumb brother back, you’re better at cooking, so he has to get better at hugging.”

Magnus laughs. “Guess I can’t argue with that logic.”

The door swings closed with a quiet click behind them as they go. Less quiet is the Starblaster’s kitchen half an hour or so later, when Magnus and Lup and the rest of the crew are sitting around the table, plates stacked high with mostly unburnt and reasonably uniform pancakes.

And less quiet still than that, is the Starblaster some months and many pancakes later, when, elbows and headbutts aside, Magnus finds himself in a massive hug pile with Taako at the center. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Magnus hears Taako say:

“Hey, uh, quick, quick question: why is there a pancake on the ceiling?”

[mimiri22-6]

OK! So far I've been spoiled on Gandra, Fendra Kiss, and Mini Gandra. And many others that I can't think of right now because Gandra Dee lives in my head rent free

It's been a while, LET'S DO THIIISSSS!!!!

Fenton's just as smitten as ever

"Oh, Suit."[Affectionate] Fuck I'm already soft

THE KISS HAPPENS SO EARLY WHAT

Oh yeah also, VR Episode YEAHHHH!!!

"Any place where we're together already is perfect." Dear lord I love then so

"Why are you still a thing?" You could make a meme out of that

MANNY!!! MY FAVORITE FUCKED UP HORSE THING!!!

"You are so bad at lying." Tru, he's one of the worse

The weighted blanket is a mood

MINI GANDRA!!

OH! He just straight up KNOWS she's working with F.O.W.L! Uh-*gasp*They have no secrets, that's goals, I love them your honor, I love them so much

Help, I have diabetes now, those faces were so sweet, hlep

MAMA CRACKSHELL-CABRERA!!! A QUEEN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!

They are both the worst at lying and idk if Mama Cabrera is faking it, or if it runs in the family

"Kid with hat" Please, Gyro, no

Why did that work?

"Who is that?" HaHA! Take THAT Beaks!

LOUIE DIDN'T KNOW?! Also, SURPRISE! LOUIE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!

At least Mama Crackshell can tell the triplets apart

"Why do I keep going in this closet?!" Is there something you want to tell us Gyro?

Oh no. Beaks is here to destroy everything he touches again.

Oh, oh he really just passed out so fast. GIVE HUEY NAPS! LET HIM DESTRESS THIS POOR DUCKLING!

Beaks? More like Bitch

Oh, I didn't think we'd get soft Gandra this early, but I'm not complaining. I'm loving this, if you couldn't tell

"I never cared about what people thought about me until I-i met you." "And I don't care what anyone thinks about us because I know you." F-fuck. Fuck Anyone that says that this is a bad relationship, this is-*sob*So Fuckin SOFT

BEAKS YOU FUCK!! YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME YOU EXIST!

d-de bwush. He be blushin

So Dewey tap dances at 3 am? Noted.

HE'S FREE

For a moment, I thought Beaks imagined training wheels onto the suit and I was prepared to point and laugh like a school bully(don't actually bully, What would Fenton think)

*The gang has entered the battle*

OOOOHH! IS THIS WHERE WE GET A+ ACTION ANIMATION?!

ANIME TRANFORMATION #WHO KNOWS ANYMORE!!

Lon g Huey has made his reappearance. For Science and Love is his catchphrase(wait that's actually not that bad a catchp)

Those are Not your long legs to keep, bitch!

ROBOMAMA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

"RoboCop, I small a franchise" HEY! You're not aloud to be funny.

Gyro Gets To Be His Own Mech! YEAHH! LIVE OUT THOSE ANIME DREAMS!

YOU DON'T DESERVE A MECH YOU CHEAT!

AND GANDRA BEING SO COOL! YAY!

He doesn't deserve cool tech.

HaHa! Head Empty! No original thoughts!(...I'm not original either. I've just been reminded of this fact.)

Oh no, he's the villain from Smash Bros.

Why did I just get Shazam vibes with them transforming together?

So instead of the super ducks(wth where they called again? the Duck family's super hero alter egos? I forget what it was and I can't look it up)we got the Gizmoducks? I'm ok with this

Ehhehe, now who is the smartie, Gryro?

"...but I LOVE this woman and I want everyone to know it..." I LOVE HIM! AND I LOVE MAMA'S RESPONSE!

God if F.O.W.L constantly has their lights set to red, then they're eyesight must Suffer from that

NOW SHE BLUSHY! YEAY!!

(I have a bad feeling about this scene...)

I WAS RIGHT TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT SCENE! I HATE WHEN I'M RIGHT! BRADFORD? MORE LIKE BRADFUCK! BITCHFORD TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have much else to say about this other than WE'RE BACK BABEY!!!

[kalesorbet]

the egg banquet (we liveblogging)

(liveblogging is better than livetweeting bc no character limit lets gooo)

a little pre-going-live for your troubles

i love puffy's skin

i'm watching bad's pov bc he deserves it

HELLO RANBOO WHAT IS THAT SKIN YOU HAVE ON??

ayo george wake tf up challenge

honestly it wouldn't be a dsmp lore stream if it didn't start late

ok we live now

ok wait im going to watch puffy until bad's stream really starts

BAD'S STARTING SOON SCREEN IS SO BADASS!!

I T I S T I M E

niki my beloved

"everything is going according to plan" (definitely not 30 mins late)

... sam where's your super cool egg banquet skin

i don't think they are on the same page on what "turning over a new leaf" means

he really said "oh foolish is here" and i got an ad

the banquet room looks so good fr fr

"i uh... peed on the egg" LMAO FOOLISH PLEASE

"bad said i have a dumpy bad said i have a dumpy" - prison warden of pandora's vault

yo what if they sit down to eat dinner and the fucking prison sirens start

W H E R E I S S A P N A P ? ? ? ? ?

AYO RANBOO LURKING IN THE FUCKIN WALLS?

MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

dream was invited... my meow meow

ranboo continues to be SO BAD at being incognito

these are some positive fuckin speeches i feel some fore-fuckin--shadowing

ROADTRIP REFERENCE ROADTRIP REFERENCE PONK MY BELOVED

lmaoooo george getting shaded so hard

i bet the soup is egg juice to corrupt them

wait i just realized where's purpled

LAVA THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCKKIGN FUCK

AYOOOO????

my evil little egg pspspspsp

HANNAH !!!!!! HANNAH CORRUPTED HANNAH EHEHEHEHE

sam tnt farm my beloved

that's so cool that the obsidian does that though

ARE THOSE NETHERITE BLOCKS

"we can now begin the summary executions" IS THIS STILL MINECRAFT RP???

wait is this where we see mystical eret powers

foolish where's ur lightning shit

lmao the way he threw the watch

c!foolish my beloved

no let my meow meow be a powerful ancient god

this is the part where i remember puffy is foolish's dad

i wonder what ranboo's doin rn

i wish philza was here for the "my son is going to die in front of me" parallels

FOOLISH :((((((((

im so sad p l e a s e

QUACKITY MY BELOVED MY MEOW MEOW MY FAVORITE LITTLE OOOOHHOHO

YEAAAAAHAHAHAH

i am rubbing my evil little hands together again

c!quackity my walking human rights violation

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

TECHNOBLADDDEEEEEEEEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHB TECHNOBLADE MY BELOVED

HOUND ARMY LETS GOOOOOOOOO

PURPLED YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I AM DOIN MY LITTLE DANCEY DANCE RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHA

BABE TECHNOBLADE YEAHAHAH

"SAVE US" LMAOOOOO

im sorry i have to switch to puffy so i can see my technoblade

sam prison warden "i will simply lock up and torture all of my problems"

lmao george sounds like he is ASLEEP

techno's little "no problem" ueueueue

wait hold on i didn't watch the end of bad's

dream getting broken out of prison hopes dashed once again sadge

purpled and punz brothers that are easily swayed by money

i wonder how being sacrificed to the egg will affect foolish hmm

[thanksjro]

More Than Meets the Eye #28- I Sure Hope Y’all Like Megatron

“Dark Cybertron” is finally over! Woohoo!

Who’s ready for a return to hijinks and mild peril?

I know this guy is!

Hold on a second-

We start our foray into Season 2 of MTMTE with a little meta-humor-

-and then it’s right into the swing of things, as Brainstorm uses the thin, fragile wine glass of faction-based morality to hold his personal need to make instruments of violence. Nautica disapproves, but then why wouldn’t she? She’s not been steeped in the militant ideologies of the Autobots for millions of years.

It’s six months after the convoluted events of “Dark Cybertron”, and our beloved ship, the Lost Light, is back on track for the Knight Quest. Nautica’s joined the crew, which is neat, but there are far more interesting things going on.

Like Rung actually doing his fucking job for once.

Wow, look at that little creamsicle man go.

It would seem that in the last half-year (by Earth standards) Megatron’s somehow gotten himself into the esteemed position of Captain of the Lost Light. This likely means that Rodimus has been defeated in battle, or perhaps fucked off on yet another space yacht to run away from his responsibilities. I suppose the narrative will have to fill us in on just what exactly happened.

Or, at least, I hope it does. Wouldn’t be a terribly good story if I had to guess on how exactly this dude’s in charge of a whole-ass Autobot crew.

Yes, yes, I know he switched sides, but goddammit, it takes a little more than saying sorry and changing your wardrobe to excuse the murder of half of NYC.

I mean, we can do both. Both is an option. I’ll break out The Communist Manifesto right now, let’s fuckin’ gooooooooo-

Six months prior to Megatron’s therapy appointment, Rodimus is ready to high-tail it off of Cybertron yet again. This is because, as established in previous posts, Cybertron kinda sucks butt. He bursts into the meeting Optimus Prime called- even though he’s really not leader of anything anymore, Starscream is- bids everyone farewell, and is about to run back out of the room when he’s stopped.

Turns out that the populace of Cybertron want Megatron to stand trial. That makes sense, given what all he’s done. Of course, the Autobot pals we’ve got in the room want to skip due process and go straight to the part where Megatron pays through the nose for the last four million years.

Which doesn’t feel terribly heroic or good guy-ish, but I think by this point you’ve probably caught on to the fact that everyone in IDW Transformers is morally gray at BEST.

Because Megatron’s had a rough time the last few years, in relation to his bodily integrity, spark extraction- that thing that High Command lied about in relation to Overlord- isn’t an option. It would just kill him dead.

Uh, excuse me? Optimus Prime, sir? Monsieur Premier?

Guess Optimus hasn’t been keeping up with exRiD.

Anyway, yeah, since Tyrest fucked off in “The Sound of Breaking Glass” and also tried to commit a genocide, we’re gonna need someone to cast judgement.

Course, a military trial isn’t exactly ideal, but as long as it’s open to the public, it should be fine.

Probably.

Anyway, Prowl’s also going to help. Ultra Magnus has been assigned the task of representing Megatron in court, a job which he’s positively delighted to have, if his face is any indication.

The gang breaks for lunch, and Rodimus and Optimus touch base on how the Knight Quest is going.

Because Rodimus’ half of the Matrix had the map for finding the Knights of Cybertron in it, they’re gonna have to go with Plan B.

Oh fuck yes, I love Plan B!

Unfortunately, finding the ideal romantic partner for all Cybertronians is going to have to wait until after the trial, because Optimus really wants Rodimus here for this. Though perhaps there’s a way to make things move a little faster…

Back in the present, Megatron’s had just about enough of Rung being a psychiatry joke, and is about to walk out of his appointment. Ravage is here, which is neat. Rung asks Megatron about the three most important people in his life, and how he met them. One of these people is, funnily enough, Rung.

Rung, if you’ll recall, was thrown into Megatron and Impactor’s table at Maccadams waaaaaay back in The Transformers #22, the first issue of the IDW run that Roberts wrote solo. It would seem that getting arrested and subjected to police brutality ruined his once-idealistic worldview. This is just a lightning-round recap of the events of the “Chaos Theory” storyline.

Being reminded of how hard he got dunked on makes Rung break out his copy of Megatron’s autobiography, Towards Peace. Of course, Megatron has to be “that guy”, and makes it out to be far more than it actually is. My dude, you used your writing to tell all your proto-Decepticon buddies to go beat up Whirl in prison. Let’s not make things sound more grandiose than they are.

Anyway, it turns out that Rung is actually just as much a nerd as he looks, as he reveals that he’s in possession of one of the only few copies of the original version of Towards Peace. And then he takes off his glasses and the fans go bonkers, even though he’s just got that Milne Same-Face going on, just like everyone else.

There you are, you animals.

Rung discusses Revisionism, I’m reminded that the first publication of Eugenesis had a dedication to Roberts’ son of all people, and we get the question of who Terminus is to Megatron.

But alas! The X-ray vision’s been turned on, and it’s time to see… nude robots? An in-depth anatomy lesson?

Robots are confusing sometimes. Anyways, major props to Milne for drawing all that detail. Dude does the technical stuff with a ferocity that must be awe-inspiring to behold.

Megatron’s decided that it’s time for lunch, and then he’s going to do captain stuff.

Because he’s captain of the Lost Light.

I’m convinced Rodimus is dead. That’s the only way this is happening.

Six months ago, Swerve was being awful Swerve-like, with his new buddy Crosscut- guess he finally learned the guy’s name- and Riptide, who we’ll get to a little later on. These three wonderful lads are holding a sort of “crew try-outs”, and it looks like the requirements needed for entry on Megatron’s Lost Light are stiff.

Still, maybe our new friend Nautica will make the cut.

Oh, you are simply delightful!

Despite Nautica having interest in nearly every topic in the universe, on top of having impeccable taste in booze, she just misses the cut. It’s at this point that Nightbeat bursts into the room to stop this farce from going any further. The fact that nobody mentioned anything prior to this is surprising, given that portmanteaus don’t really seem the type of thing Ultra Magnus would approve of.

Back six months ago, we see what Optimus Prime’s super great idea was to expedite the judicial process- Chromedome. It’s always Chromedome. He’s gonna do that thing he promised his late husband he’d stop doing. I suppose it’s a good thing- for Rewind, anyway- that Megatron is wholly against the idea of having his memories torn out of his head. Guess we’re gonna have to do the trial the normal, non brain-pokey way.

Optimus leaves the cell, because I suppose he’s remembered that there’s a conflict of interests here, but Rodimus stays behind to let Megatron know he deserves everything that’s coming his way.

Then Megatron breaks out the puzzle-box from Hellraiser.

In the present, Chromedome isn’t so much spiraling in his depression as he is circling the drain. Nightbeat doesn’t give a shit about that though- he’s more concerned with the fact that one of the numbers on the door to Chromedome’s room is missing. But I’m sure it’s fine.

It’s fiiiiiiiiiiine.

While Nightbeat’s busy being insensitive to his fellow man’s distress, Megatron’s arrived to his room to find his door’s been vandalized by a bunch of idiots who must have just discovered what a thesaurus is. Then he gets shot in the fucking hand with an arrow.

As you do.

Whirl’s gotten ahold of a bow, and he fully intends to use it for Megatron-directed violence. And also his fists. His very pointy fists. He punches Megatron through the fucking floor into the fuel furnace, and they fall what’s probably a good 200 feet to the ground below. Whirl yells about evening the score between the two of them, and then knees Megatron in the dick.

Turns out, Megatron remembers Whirl even better than originally thought, having gone so far as to order his forces to not kill Whirl, because, in a way, he was grateful for the lesson he learned back before the war in Rodion.

Oh man, I hope Rung’s somehow listening in on this. Like, eavesdropping is obviously bad medicine, but we’ve already established that he sucks as a professional, and he needs what few advantages he can get.

Whirl, enraged by the implication that he’s been fighting fixed battles for the last four million years, punches Megatron in the gut… and his arm gets swallowed up by an errant portal leftover from all of Shockwave’s tampering. Since you can’t really fight with only one arm, Megatron wanders off to do captainy things.

Walking back the timeline slightly, we revisit Megatron leaving Rung’s office, and the idea of personal revisionism, the conversation becoming parallel with the strange happenings going on within the ship, as Rewind’s final message is altered so as not to end with “I love you” but instead a blood-curdling scream. Chromedome is, understandably, upset by this turn of events.

Over with Whirl, it’s revealed that the little fight we saw was intentionally set up. For what purpose, or by whom, is left a mystery.

Please see a doctor.

One last flashback to the trial, as Prowl lists off everything that’s standing in the way of our Sympathetic Megatron Redemption Arc.

Good fuckin’ luck, James.

Back in the present, Megatron’s slapped a bandaid on the hole in his torso, as he checks to see what’s happening on the bridge. It would appear there’s a coffin floating around in space.

Pretty fucked up.

[ageless-soul-au]

AAAAAA! New side blog! Hi! I love the two new fic that came out. They were amazing!!! My crops have been watered and are thriving. But, it did make me curious about the other links. It was mentioned that Two is fifteen and Odyssey (I wonder what game he's from) and Wild are also part of a couple group (is that the right wording??? I'm sorry). Is there anything you can share about the other links that isn't spoiler-y? I'd love to hear more about them! (0w0).

ÒWÓ HELLO!!

SOSOSOSOSO hiya, i'm poly myself, so i'm gonna scream about my poly babies. Mizu greatly indulges me and lets me do whatever tf i want in this aspect so let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOO

to start, about Odyssey and Wild!! i mentioned Odyssey only once here, along w some others, but he's an OC!! vdlvndsl need to make some new art of him to post bUT that's later.

they're both ~polyamorous~ which, along with Legend and Wars, means they're okay with dating multiple people, committed relationship style (not to be confused with an open relationship, which Wild does, but he's the only one). ppl in a poly (or sometimes called polyam) relationship are called a polycule and that term has come up in a couple different asks, but it encompasses any kind of reletionship dynamic. are they all dating each other? do only some people share a partner? it just depends on the person! but they all fall in that term. if you have three people all dating each other, some people call that a triad (which Odyssey has with his Ganondorf and Zelda). any higher number of ppl gets a little weird with names imo, so 4+ people i usually just say polycule.

Wild's polycule has 4 people and they aaaaaaare....

*drumroll*

his Zelda (Flora), Paya, and Sidon!!!

bc i liked all those ships and went "why tf not just throw them together and be poly" so that's what i did. that's also exactly what happened when Mizu and I started considering Legend/Warriors asbvsjkmdsm bc we'd already had Legend/Marin/Ravio as a triad and Wars/Nadea as a couple, so we just squished them together and called it a day.

and let's see, another Link to talk about......

AH!!! ANOTHER POLY MF THAT LEG AND WARS DON'T KNOW ABOUT YET (at the time of Grace Period, OR he just isn't there atm so Legend didn't mention him, either works until we get the timeline sorted)

so idk when his story will be incorporated, but Champion. my lovely boi is from hw:aoc OR SOMETHING bc we're throwing part of aoc canon out bc it frustrates me. but anyway, Champion is Wild but he never died in the initial onslaught of guardians during the calamity and thus didn't have to get put in the shrine of resurrection. so, like aoc, they ended the war fairly quickly and not everyone died. we'll definitely go over his story more in the future, but not knowing how much of his adventure will be included atm, i'm just gonna talk about his partners real fast!!

Champion is dating his Zelda (we call her Scholar, she's Flora's counterpart), Mipha, and a Ganondorf we call Scout! not gonna spill anything about him yet since his story is tied really tightly with Champ's, but it'll come in due time. I can say he was raised Sheikah tho.... an interesting boye.

thanks for letting me screm! hope u enjoyed!!!!

-Kio

[tungledotheckersanonymous]

37 29 19 18 11 🌸

Sup BINCH! Here we goOoOooOoo

37) Either my plants or guitar, they spark joy!! 🤧💕💕

29) Okay so i got a bunch of dream jobs, but it all boils down to i wanna be an advocate for biracial and queer youth, i dont care if its within politics, law or a platform from an acting career, i just want to make effective change so nobody has to go through the type of shit ive gone through when i was younger and sometimes still deal with.

19) hmm,,, ocean, little more sanitary (listen the ocean has a process that cleans itself [fuckin urine and blood type stuff], pools do not! Especially public pools... nasty plz act human) its 12/10 aesthetic vibes, reminds me of the excessive amount of seagulls in st-lazare and the sorta sea legs thing u get after swimming is kinda nice?? Hard to explain my thought process there but,, it is,

18) chocolatines babeyyyyyy 🤧💕❤💕❤💕

11) tie between lavender and sunflowers,, tho carnations are really beautiful too

Ty chief uwu

[wannabecowboybutalsogay]

Noone fucking reads this shit anyway so let’s talk about FUCKING FEELINGS FAM LETS MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

So like, I want to preface this with the caveat that I’m not complaining. Or at least I don’t want to.  You know when you feel yourself getting boring to other people? or too much to have around? Same. I don’t ever try to be too much. Usually I try to reserve myself. but then I get comfortable around people and they seem genuinely okay with it for a little bit. Then like, I dunno. something switches?  Literally all i wanna do is hangout. I don’t give two shits what we do I just want to hang out with people I give a shit about. But it’s so god damn hard to do?! I dunno what I’m trynna say but it’s not like anyones gonna read this anyway so ehhhhhhhh i dont have to make sense

I just want to feel like people give a shit? i think? I just want someone else to ask me to go do something with them for a change. i’m sick of being the one that has to fucking ask and get shut down all the god damn time And like, if you’re not available at the time that’s chill. I get it, everyones adults and we’re busy. but a suggestion of another time is also sick and means the fucking world to me I sound like a fucking child jesus christ I just want friends that will ask me to do things and not leave me feel like i’m annoying them by just wanting to fucking talk to em fuckin... i dunno, its whatever I needed to vent and now here we are