#HES TALLER THAN ME. IM NOT SHORT

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

People need to stop calling Hugh Dancy a "wee man." And a "little guy." He is FIVE ELEVEN. That's tall. Even for a MAN. Its five inches taller than the average afab person!!! Do people say things like that because he's shorter than Mads??? Because he's not SIX FOOT?? He's literally one single inch shorter than that. Its ridiculous and it makes me SO MAD FOR NO REASON. HE IS NOT SMALL. PLUS HES MUSCULAR. I am SO FUCKING SICK of Will getting twinkified in fanfictions when he is CANONICALLY NOT A FUCKING TWIG. And if he's a "sMoL bEaN" (URHGFFHHD KILLING) WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ABOUT OTHER MEN. I AM FIVE SEVEN. IF HES SMALL WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME????? A FUCKING CHILD????? I WILL NEVER GET TALLER. EVEN IF I TAKE TESTOSTERONE IT WILL PROBABLY NOT MAKE ME TALLER. I AM EIGHTEEN GODDAMN YEARS OLD AND I PROBABLY WONT GET TALLER THAN FIVE SEVEN WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO. I AM KILLING IM BITING MURDERING STABBING RIPPING I AM SO MAD. IM NOT "SHORT" But I WILL NEVER BE FUCKING FIVE ELEVEN. WHAT THE FUCK. "SHORT KING" MY ASS FUCK OFF EVERYONE. (AND IM A TOP. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKKNG HARD IT IS TO BE FUCKING SHORTTER THAN EVERYONE AND BE A TOP. SORRY IM DONE NOW)

ANON I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HE IS LITERALLY NOT A WEE MAN 😭

[pieflavoredartz]

i like ta think in every every kiraboss art where kira is a lil too tall (mine included ngl) , hes js tip toein pfft

[moeblob]

Right in time for bad weather to roll in!

There's a game on the Vita that I adored because you created both your character and also a second character that followed you around. (in that game, you're a little fella and your secondary is basically your babysitter who can't feel emotions and is programmed to be not be fond of you)

On many consoles, there's another game where you create your character and also create a secondary and it's very much your first in authority. (Arisen and Pawns? Multiple people knew of the game when I posted fanart of my silly duo so.)

However, there's tragically a third game I found in which you also have two characters and the first one is a fella, a hooman... and the second is AI. And absolutely adores you. Buuuut I made my primary a kind of indifferent fella named Adam and then in honors of the first one I mentioned, I named my secondary 'sqlmn' which is basically pronounced 'salmon'. Which is what my angy babysitter was named, Salmon.

Anyway I'm too embarrassed to admit which game I'm playing so have fun guessing!

[socksandbuttons]

when i made an underrem 'height' chart BUT theyre like smallified versions SO I CAN DRAW THEM BETTER AND CONSISTANTLY THUS NOT A VERY USEFUL CHART.

[wvldorf]

l.u.s.h love u so hard

[trashcreatyre]

Paint marker sketch of this picture i found on pintrest cause uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

[lyss-butterscotch]

holy fuck how is sliver taller than me

Haha funny thing is actually.

Sliver was originally 5'0" and everyone else is also shorter. I was adamant to make 7ft tall Suns work but also make the heights similar to my previous ref. If I kept the og heights then Suns would be freakishly tall compared to everyone else in the ref so I made everyone abit taller lmao

[slimslamflimflam]

I want everyone to know that Koichi is canonically taller than me while being the size of a small chihuahua compared to literally anyone and everyone else

[spohkh]

taeminnie is so my bitty baby waby boy but seeing this staff member next to him made me rmmbr that hes like. truly A Man. hes very much so Man Sized.

[lowkeyremi]

How tall I am compared to some of my fav haikyuu men! (I'm using their timeskip sizes lmfao) I am 5'3" btw- sadly I'm done growing :'D

[oakskull]

earlier this month I ordered some acrylic stands from @oneesanmarket and they arrived today! They were really nice and it's always cool to buy from small shops :]

While I only rendered heiji I did sketch Ran, Sera, and Shinichi. originally I was going to use the stands as inspirations for backgrounds, pulling from another watercolor artist I really like but um. I forgot LOL. maybe next time

I'm also like,, kind of obsessed with heiji just draping the jacket over his shoulders,,,

[hyah-lian]

BETRAYED BY MY BABY BROTHER.

[paul-simon-juggling]

I asked an AI to physically describe Paul and Art and it is 👌adamant👌 that they are both over 6 foot for some ungodly reason.

[j-ut-da-e]

I am so incredibly normal about Alice in borderland :)

[aria0fgold]

Lil rambling bout how Alec was as a kid. One word, troublemaker. But, in a good way??? Like, he is also very precious, friendly, and kind that it cancels out how much of a troublemaker he can be until he does something to remind that: "Oh yeah this kid can be a headache sometimes."

During class he can be well behaved, can be, which is only sometimes. He's not the, I'm going to disrupt the class misbehaving type but it also lowkey disrupts the class anyway (He loves asking questions, at first his questions will be on topic but if you let him ask questions for too long it'll end up getting derailed.)

He's just a really curious and incredibly talkative kid. The moment Alec talks to you prepare listen for hours on several topics (cuz he jumps from topic to topic he can barely stay on track, he will try if you tell him but... dont count on it). Bubbly and cheerful too like, he's like a golden retriever combined with a samoyed.

At some point, Alec became their school's lil unofficial mascot cuz nearly everyone knows him. And it's a reputation split between "annoying" and "lovable." Also don't mistake his kindness as being really nice, he's kind, but he can be mean too if you're mean to him as well. (Which is not a good thing unless you're prepared to have an earful of angry ranting from a kid that won't shut up. he can practically insult you without using that many harsh words. also it may end up as a semi-rap he'll be talking so fast with barely any breaks in between).

Don't even try to get physical with him as well, he knows martial arts (if Ray's parents enrolled him in acting lessons, Alec's parents got him in martial arts training. In their defense, it can hopefully help spend some of Alec's seemingly unlimited supply of energy. And hey, Alec enjoys it too anyway!)

Basically, Alec is a very sporty kid! He loves doing physical activities a lot more than studying... You can see where that went for him (he only gets barely passing grades up until Ray started helping him out with it which thankfully improved that a bit!)

Ray on the other hand is like the complete opposite of Alec in that he's very shy, not at all good with groups and talking to practically everyone unless he's close to them. These two are a great combo where Alec helps Ray in terms of socializing and physical activities, while Ray helps Alec in terms of studies and keeping him in check (making sure he doesnt get into too much of a trouble).

[intimidatingsqueak]

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