#HIS FINE ASSS

[ibuprofenaddic]

wait……🫣

cus why is valter starting to look fine all of a sudden???🤨

[sugarcoatedstarkey]

Sir, you can hit me with his cane if you like. 🥵

[jaybirdzi]

2:49 am

warnings: none, fluff, cuddly jason after patrol :( i just wanna cuddle him despite how much i hate physical touch :(, smelly sweaty jason but in a cute way

jason was exhausted, he had started patrol earlier than usual, he got roughed up but beat the bastards in the end. he was caught off guard, and was already having a horrible day. he climbs through the window in a huff, despite having keys to the front door.

and there you were, laying there prettily, arm around a teddy bear he had won for you with tickets from the arcade on your 4th date.

he takes off his mask, shrugging his jacket off and his gear, stepping out of his heavy boots. he moved the teddy bear from your arms, replacing the stuffed toy as you stir awake. "j-jay..." you grumbled sleepily.

"shhh babe.... just sleep" he brings you closer (if possible) and kisses your forehead, smelling a hint of your shampoo.

"mnnmm... you stink" you comment, your face twisting slightly.

"i know... bad day, just let me sleep... 'll take a shower with you in the mornin'." he sighs, relaxing against you. you sympathize with him, just accepting your sleepy, sweaty boyfriend.

"fine..." you mumble and relax against him. "we shower together"

"of course."

short ikk but im tired :( work is after my asss

[sanjisblackasswife]

Asking Them: “Ass or Tits?” (NSFW-ISH?)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

Ft. Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Ace, Corazon, Sabo, Shanks, Law

Sanji

“Ti—-a—boobi—no ass…I—“

“Just pick a damn—“

“Your tits—-“

“Okay.”

“No wait your ass is beautiful! Literally—-“

“Sanji please..”

“Both.”

“No! ONLY ONE!”

This man literally cannot function he just leans over the counter debating the both all day.

“Can I feel for comparison?”

“Alright I’m done.”

“PLEASE—“

Shanks

“Your pussy—“

“SHANKS—“

“Okay fine…ugh…let me think..”

“Well it depends on my mood—“

“Oh here you go—“

“No no hear me…some days I do love how the twins—talking about your tits by the way— bounce and shake when you ride me—“

“Shanks please—“

“But when I get you from behind your ass is fucking amazing—“

“Just pick…One.”

“…Tits….I think….nope wait—-ass.”

“Final answer?”

“Mmhm.”

Ace

“Ass.”

“Wow really no hesitation?”

“Yeah.”

“Why Ass ?”

He shrugs, “Mmhm, yours looks good.”

“My tits don’t look good either?”

“They do, but I Like how your ass feels against my Dick more than your tits.”

“Fair fair.”

Law

“Why can’t you ask me normal questions.”

“…”

“….”

“So Ass or tits which one is your favorite?”

“….your thighs.”

“Not an answer, buddy.”

“Your ass….”

“Aww…wait is it because they’re connected to my thighs?!”

“Get out.”

Zoro

“You’re a pervert.”

“JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION.”

“Both.”

“No—“

“Why not?”

“Because it’s either or you dumbass.”

“Who the fuck wants only either or?”

“CAN YOU JUST PLEEEAASEEE-“

“ASSS!”

“Really?…you seem more of a tit guy…”

“…why—-“

“Because look at these damn hickies you left on em!”

Corazon

“I—um…like which feels better or?”

“Just in General which is your favorite?”

Mf has a mid life crisis trying to decide

“I—y—your um…your!—yourrrrr…”

“Rosi Just Pick—“

“Boobies.”

“Boobies?”

“Boobies.”

Sabo

“Hmmm…interesting question…I suppose if I had to choose based on which gave me the most pleasure…”

He pulls you onto his lap, his gloved hands teasingly rubbing your inner thigh giving your body a sly smirk

“Your breast of course..”

“Why?”

“Because last night when I sucked on them you came faster than you did when i spanked you.”

“Oh my gosh..”

Luffy

“I don’t know…never really thought about it.”

He circles you looking at your body with a look of serious thought, you didn’t mind it until he wraps his arms around you and grab your cheeks under your dress.

“LUFFY—!”

“Sssh im thinking…”

After a nice rub he pulls away and then goes for your breast, casually rubbing your nipples as well.

“Lu—“

“Your boobs!”

[ama-jewel]

@libras-interactives So here are their names and some info about them

This is Alice Shire, she's the musician.

She's from England(she's Irish in the fic cause that's whats closest to the UK). She's definitely the smartest among my OC's second to Aminul.Also she's partially deaf

This is Ava Simons, She's the gunman. Her son's name is Carl

She's French (Italian in the fic cause thats the closest to France) I just imagine Marius, Evelyn and Ava talking in French and Jack: "...." I imagine them (or atleast her)trying to teach him if he wanted to learn.

She adopted her son cause yk the eyes, she was ill-treated as a kid for her eyes and dosen't want him to go through the same.

RIP my black marker

This is Αμάρα κόσμημα (pronounced Amara Kosmima, kosmima means jewel in greek) She's the callgirl

She's from Greece. She's the youngest out of all of them. She makes it a point to befriend all members of the Duchess (or atleast be on friendly terms with them) She's friends with my other OCs and gets along with everyone else just fine. She sees Aminul as an older brother,she tries to stay around him whenever she's not working and hes not at Mr.Flynn's law firm.she's wearing his jacket.

If you had all 4 of them compete in a driving race she would win

also her outfit is inspired by(itslitrallythesamejustadifferentcolour) Schneider from Reverse 1999

This is Aminul Shilva, he eats books...get it...cause he cooks books....it was funny in my head.

He's Filipino. There's no relation between him and Ava's son(they look alike)His and Amara's dynamic is literally Sunshine and Sunshine protector, no small crushes or anything just sibling energy to the max. He doesn't come to the duchess often so he only knows Marius, Jack, Alice and Amara.I actually think him and Mordecai would get along pretty well, same personality just less...intense yk,isnt asss serious as Mordecai.

i realised after all of this that i didnt outline some parts of him

[minty-drop]

Pitaya dragon cookie x reader

Tw: none

Type: platonic interaction, non canon (obviously)

Description: pitaya had gotten gifted a taste of dragon city’s finest goods from the baker themselves.

Ah, dragon city, home to some of the finest dragon hunters, and some of the best bakers on earthbread. You were one of them, a popular baker to the city and it’s locals. Baking goods each day to satisfy the customers that trampled in the establishment get a taste. Even though the bakery itself was in shambles, the food was to good to pass by without buying a treat or two. All the money you had was put into fresh ingredients and new recipes, a constant thrill in testing new products and techniques.

Though this day was a-bit different for you. Instead of staying cooped up in the bakery, you were going to try and vender a-few new samples and products you had come to love to show the customer. The stand set nicely on the side of the pathway, out of the way of passing by cookie but not to far away to be out of sight. It only took a-few minutes before you had a-few customers raising money high in the air to get the freshest of the fresh.

It had calmed down after awhile, only the crisp breeze and the odd customer accompanied you. Until a what looked to be a fruit themed cookie came bolting out a near by group and towards the stand you were placed at. You didn’t have time to quite place what flavours this cookie might be before there hand had slammed onto the front of the wood, startling you out of thought.

“I require the freshessss good you have”

The cookie spat out, leaning over the top of the table as they eyed the variety of baked treats in there packaging. Ignoring the odd snake like s accent, you begin to look through the goods that lay a-crossed the dark cherry wood table. Eyes scanned each packaging carefully, trying to figure out which would be the freshest at this time. You could hear the cookie shuffle in front of you impatiently, taping there oddly sharp fingers on the edge in front of you.

In a quick motion, you grabbed a slice of cherry brown maple butter pie, placing it carefully in front of the now delighed cookie. He examined it, which brang your nerves to a flare. Was this not the one freshest? Maybe it wasn’t the right flavour? Did I package it right? With a swift and agile approach, grabbed it and stuffed it into his cloak.

“Thisss will do cookie….thanksss”

You sighed in relief. At least you don’t have a raging cookie on your hands like last time.

“That will be 6-“

Frozen, is what you can describe his expression. You waited patiently for the coins to come dropping on the table, but instead, a large lump of metallic gold was left in front of you. You stared in awe, how did they have this? Why did they have this? Why were they giving you GOLD?

“Keep the change”

“Wait!”

The cookie stoped in his tracks, there white frosting hair slightly bouncing to a halt at the sudden loss of movement in the cookies form, they turned there body back to you, glaring lightly. You gulped down the fear that had built up in your chest, uttering out a simple apology.

“Sorry, that was quite rude of me wasn’t it. I just..please..take another things if you want, it’s the least I can do since you have graced me with a valuable piece of material”

…

“Fine cookie…I ssshall accept your offer asss a..gift”

They snatched up another piece of the pie, shoving this piece as-well in there cloak. And with that, the strange cookie had left as quick as he came. You watched as they walked away, looking around hastily before stuffing both pieces in there mouth in one single bite. There eyes widened, chewing faster now and sprinting over to two other cookies.

“COOKIESSS…you have..to try these there so..delicious..ack!-“ they began to choke on the amount, now begging for berry juice. It was quite the scene that’s for sure. You had a feeling this won’t be the last you see this oddly entertaining cookie

[s0ckh3adstudios]

Curious, What’s ur beef with Miguel

you asked for it. slightly long post ahead i'm so sorry

WARNING: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

i have spent the last several days ranting and raving about about Spiderverse related things and like. I have such a complicated relationship with this movie, but THAT'S FOR ANOTHER POST IF SOMEONE ASKS LMAO but Miguel. Miguel O'Hara. Miguel.

I HATE HIS HOLOGRAM SUIT WITH NOTHING UNDERNEATH ASSS HE'S SO. WAGHGGHGAGK Like I know a lot of people do like him and there's stuff to like but I just don't see the appeal, and I'm also slightly biased because I can't enter the Spiderverse tag without seeing unfiltered Miguel NSFW LMAO

The first thing I thought after watching the movie was that it felt like he wasn't like... built up to enough? Like, my writer brain never turns off, and from a writing perspective it felt kinda weird. A lot of things in the movie did, but to me it just felt like there wasn't enough intro to him. Like he's supposed to be important but we don't like. i dunno HEJGKHKFL it sort of felt like we were already supposed to know a lot about him. WHICH I GUESS IS FAIR MAYBE THEY EXPECT ACTUAL SPIDER FANS TO COME IN AND KNOW WHO HE IS and I'm only a Spiderverse fan.

Miguel does have really charming and funny moments! Like, in the beginning Gwen section of the movie, he's got pretty funny dialogue while still remaining stern. He's got kind of a flat charm to him. But for me he just. loses it. after that part of the movie. He's a lot more of an asshole, which yes he's supposed to be. But for me there's just not that much to like. and just. and. and

Okay, kiddies, get out of the pool, that was the formal discussion. Now I'm just gonna LOUD

THIS GUYYYYY. IS SUCH A DUMBASS!!!!! He is so obviously wrong about the entire canon event theory. At least he is mostly. THERE IS SO MUCH EVIDENCE POINTING TO HIM BEING WRONG. AND WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO BACK IT UP??? ONLY ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT HE EVER BRINGS UP IN THE MOVIE!! And that's when he was Stupid and took the place of himself in a universe where he died so he could be with his daughter! And when you think about it, he didn't necessarily break the canon event rule- That canon event already HAPPENED. He DIED. But I guess you could suggest that him coming back ruined it. But that's the problem; these multiverse rules and regulations and details are just so confusing. And they're supposed to be.

Miguel doesn't necessarily have the right to put himself in charge of protecting this and claiming these things to be true when he absolutely does not know the full scale of the multiverse- Nobody knows exactly how all this works!! And we have seen so many things to contradict him!! If what he says is true, the events of Into The Spiderverse would have absolutely shaken things up. But the everything's fine for the most part, isn't it? The events of that movie changed all the characters in different ways (except for Ham. Ham's ok. Ham didn't change LMAO). Peni's SP//DER bot was destroyed, Noir brought color to his universe in the shape of a rubiks cube, Gwen made a new friend. Peter B was inspired and fixed things with MJ and went onto have a daughter, a DAUGHTER WHO'S VERY EXISTENCE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! AND THAT'S BECAUSE OF MILES! And if what Miguel is saying is true, why is the fact that Miles is Spiderman now and everything he's done not severely messing things up? The 42 spider's corpse is still chilling in his universe, too.

I've seen people compare the Spider Society to like. a cult? And honestly I can see that- Unintentional by Miguel, I'm sure, but it does seem similar. He's gotten everyone to believe in his theory and have them acting upon it, even Gwen, Peter B, and Peni. (Noir and Ham we never saw in the Spider Society, likely because their VA's weren't available. But I also like to take this as like. These two would not join the Spider Society, no way in hell they would. The society is against a lot of what Noir fights for and Ham would see this as a joke LMAO) NOT TO MENTION THAT OH MY GODDD LIKE GWEN KNOWS NOW THAT IF SHE GOES BACK TO HER UNIVERSE, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE CANON EVENT OF HER DAD DYING. AND MIGUEL AND THE OTHERS KNOW THAT TOO. AND THEY THREATEN HER WITH THE IDEA OF GOING HOME. THEY KNOW THAT. LIKE WTF?????

A detail I'm also obsessed with is that in Pavitr's universe, you see the damage and glitching before the Spider Society shows up. They call it a "quantum hole" or something, because that's what they believe it is. That's what it HAS to be, right? It can't be anything else. It has to be damage from the disruption of a canon event. But that is NOT what that is. That deep blackness- That's damage from The Spot. You can even hear it in the music, you can hear Spot's motif. It's probably also glitching because Spot is literally becoming some multidimensional being.

BUT MIGUEL IS SO DUMB AND SO UNLIKEABLE TO ME LIKE HE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THE WHOLE CONFLICT WITH MILES IN THE FIRST PLACE IF HE DIDN'T TELL HIM HIS DAD IS GOING TO DIE!! LIKE HE SCREWED HIMSELF OVER!! Sure, maybe he figured he should know what's going to happen, just accept it and join the club, but like. MAN.

BUT WHAT GETS ME. WHAT GETS ME THE MOST. WHICH MAKES ME ROLL MY EYES HARDER THAN ANYTHING.

"I'm this dimension's one and only Spiderman. Or, at least I was. But I'm not like the others. I don't always like what I have to do. But I know I have to be the one to do it. I've given up too much to stop now."

OH BOOOHOOOOOOOOO, CRY ME A RIVER. LIKE OH MY GODD. THIS IS LITERALLY ALL THE MOST CLICHE AND GENERIC QUOTES FOR A CHARACTER OF HIS TYPE. LIKE HOW DO YOU TAKE THAT SERIOUSLYYY I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. OKAY DRAMATIC EDGY MCEDGE I GET IT. I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! I HAVE NO REASON TO!!!

I can not WAIT for Beyond The Spiderverse to have Miguel be faced with the fact he's wrong. But he can't face that. Because if he knows he's wrong, he has to face the fact that he's done all of this for nothing. And when people learn the truth, they're likely going to be a bit pissed!!

This came out a little more disorganized and incomprehensible than I wanted, but I think I expelled all my energy yelling about him and stuff in DM's on Discord, so I'm just piecing together all the pieces I left scattered LMAO

Sorry Miguel fans,,,,, you may think he's hot but I do not. This is all just my opinions and thoughts, keep that in mind!!! No hate to anyone who likes him, I know a lot of people do!! I'm just not that big a fan

anyway if anyone wants to hear more of my thoughts on Spiderverse ermmm shoot me more asks :] I enjoy talking

[sonofmarzzzz]

Hi Caesar, even BIGGER fan here! I was just wondering how is the Legion going to be reshaped after the battle is won? You've mentioned how the Legion is going to evolve into a genuine empire, and I just wanted to know what that implies? And are women going to have more rights and freedoms as citizens?

(Sorry if this isn't worded quite the same. I'm also just assuming you meant my question since u never responded 😔)

" "My legion, after finally winning its glorious victory at the Dam, we will march into New Vegas and claim it... I will finally have my full influence over the whole Mojave and will bring order."

" We will remain as brutal and disciplined, maintaining our role as warriors.. "

" The female population will remain the same: the childbearers and home caretakers. They will remain at home, where they will make food and take care of the future warriors that will fight for our legion. "

" we will have full control, more power, more influence "

(HIII, so sorry it took me so long to get to your question! I remember being in the middle of writeing my answer and my clumsy ass ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT!! Got so mad, since i already wrote a lonnnnggg asss answerrr. But thats fine, since I, the mighty Caesar impostor, got to your question 😎)

[elisaphoenix13]

Sleeping Beauty Syndrome

Like most families, late evenings were Stephen's time to wind down. The boys were awake but in their rooms for the night and wouldn't need his attention unless there was an emergency, and all three girls were asleep. Lucy had just fallen asleep so Tony was upstairs on his Starkpad making sure the little girl would stay asleep, but he would likely join Stephen in the next ten minutes to wind down with him.

The sorcerer was already starting by heading into the kitchen and opening the freezer to grab some chocolate ice cream. He had to bend a little further than usual because of course everything got buried or misplaced when someone went looking for their own thing, but he was determined to get his chocolate fix. Especially since Valerie wouldn't be eating off of his plate. Or in this case, his spoon.

He didn't even process the sound of the elevator opening as he searched for his elusive ice cream, but he did process the rather surprising and abrupt smack to his ass that almost made him jump. It left a sting behind from the strength and force of it and he turned to reprimand Tony.

"Damn, Sugar, if y'wanna popsicle you just hafta asss…" A snicker. "Ask."

It. Was. Not. Tony.

Stephen couldn't decide whether to be mortified or to laugh because in Quill's defense, the kitchen light was not on and the light in the freezer wasn't great.

The man was also drunk. It was a wonder the god could get drunk since he literally manipulated energy and light, so he must have gotten into the Asgardian ale and gotten off at the wrong floor. So as calmly as possible, Stephen finally found and retrieved his ice cream while Quill sniggered to himself about something, closed the freezer, and walked over to the light switch to flick it on.

Quill blinked back at him, looked him up and down, and sniggered again. "Yer magic 's gettin' good. Didn't know you could turn into Stef–Ste–Mom."

Stephen rolls his eyes. If there had been a physical representation of the alcohol Quill had sustained in his body, it would be up to his eyeballs. "VICTOR, please ask Scott to come get his very lost, and very drunk husband before he continues to molest me."

"Scott is currently out of town until the end of the week." The AI responds apologetically. "Shall I get Cassie?"

"No. I'm not going to–" Stephen starts but then the elevator opens again and the teen herself walks off.

"Ugh. There you are. You're hopeless when Dad's gone." Cassie walks over to Quill and links her arm with his. "Come on Papa. I think you need to go to bed now."

Stephen watches with some amusement as Quill looks down at her before saying, "but wha' about Scotty?"

"Dad isn't here remember? That's Mom."

"Huh…" Quill glances at Stephen again. "No wonder Tony taps that."

Cassie chokes and Stephen covers his face with a long-suffering sigh. "I apparently look like Scott when the kitchen is pitch dark with only the freezer as light. Do you deal with this everytime Scott is out of town?"

"No. He's usually busy with work too. But sometimes he has a day off and he gets drunk because he misses Dad. It's okay though. He's really easy to take care of. As long as I keep an eye on him and direct him to bed, he'll go to sleep and be fine in the morning. He's kind of like you when he's drunk. He just needs something to cuddle…but it has to be living. He passes out once he glomps onto me." Cassie shrugs. "I tried Emir but it's not the same for him."

Stephen frowns. "He doesn't…do anything does he?"

Cassie gags. "Oh god no. If he did I wouldn't deal with it. He's drunk but he knows it's me. He gives me extreme Papa Bear cuddles when he's drunk. Somehow he's more protective."

The sorcerer sighs with relief. "Well you better get him to bed before he decides on revisiting his old crush on Tony."

"I will die if that beast tries anything with me." Tony mumbles as he joins them in the kitchen. "I like my ass the way it is and I don't bottom to anyone. Especially not to him."

"Please stop. My ears are bleeding." Cassie gags and starts tugging Quill back over to the elevator. "Come on Papa."

Quill went without argument and as soon as the door closed on them, Stephen winced and rubbed the spot the god had not so gently slapped. He wouldn't be surprised if there was a bruise already forming. Normally if it had been Tony to deliver the blow, other parts of him would have been very interested, but he supposed some part of him knew it hadn't been so it wasn't an instant turn on. Maybe it was the strength behind it.

"What did I miss?" Tony asks curiously as he watches Stephen rub the sore area of his rear.

"Quill's drunk and mistook me for Scott. My ass will likely have a reminder of it in the morning."

Tony smirks. "Want me to kiss it better?"

"Maybe after I eat some of my ice cream." Stephen mumbles, getting a spoon from the drawer and taking it over to the living room to sit on the couch. 

Fortunately it seemed Tony was content with Stephen's answer…and he was successfully distracted by the jaguar insistently nudging his head under Tony's arm. Apollo turned out to be loyal and reliable much like Athena, but he was just a little bit…needier? He was nowhere near Flynn's level but it was likely that the large cat was mistreated to some degree. Like Emir had been. Apollo had been on the black market after all.

Stephen ate his ice cream and watched TV in peace, and when they were finished, he and Tony both decided to call it a night and retired to bed. There was no lovemaking, but Tony did get as far as getting them both undressed and giving every inch of Stephen gentle attention. He even followed through with his promise of kissing the forming bruise on the sorcerer's rear. Stephen would have normally been exasperated but Tony had been trailing kisses all over his body and drawing relaxed sighs from him that he couldn't find it in him to care.

Sometimes the gentle touches were all Stephen needed. Tonight it was enough to lull him into a dreamless sleep.

====

Tony woke up the next morning to his chest vibrating. It simply took him opening his eyes to find out it was because of a certain overgrown black cat lazing on him, and he pushed at Apollo.

"Get off. You have your own space." 

Tony grunts, relieved when the jaguar gets up and returns to his spot at the foot of the bed next to Athena. He laid his head next to the wolf's, who didn't even huff. She was already used to Apollo's disruptions. 

"Steph…" Tony rolls onto his side and wraps an arm around his spouse, minorly surprised when the sorcerer doesn't respond. "Stephen."

Stephen still didn't respond and Tony decided to let him sleep for a little while longer. He clearly needed the sleep and the two youngest girls weren't demanding his attention yet. At least if Diana needed something, she was willing to ask Tony about it. She was more likely to go find Cassie though. Tony would worry about Quill recovering from a hangover, but to everyone's irritation, the god didn't suffer from them.

Bastard.

Tony thought about staying in bed and relaxing for a bit longer, but then decided that it was a good day to make breakfast for the family. He didn't do it very often and considering Stephen was still passed out, the former doctor probably needed some breakfast in bed. The man did enough, everything under the sun, and definitely deserved it. 

Not that Tony didn't spoil him anyway.

So as quietly as possible, he slipped out of bed and got dressed before heading downstairs to start breakfast. It would be the usual large assortment since it was all eaten anyway and the kids were more likely to eat better with a variety of choices. Especially the girls. Although Valerie would eat anything on Stephen's plate…sometimes even William's. The plate sharing thing was likely part of her attachment but neither of them seemed to mind sharing with her.

It was in the middle of cooking breakfast when the kids started to wake up to the smell, and Valerie came into the kitchen holding her Mooey and looking a little upset. 

"What's wrong topolina?" Tony asks softly.

"Mama not waking up." She responds.

Tony frowns. "Still?"

Harley entered next looking equally worried and holding Lucy who looked like she had been crying. Now she just looked grumpy. "Yeah, Lucy was crying and Mom slept through it. Is he okay?"

"As far as I know." Tony answers and wipes his hands on a kitchen towel before holding his hands out for Lucy. "Give me Lulu and finish breakfast while I check on Mom?"

"Sure," Harley nods and hands his youngest sister over to his father and then takes Tony's place at the stove. "Come on Val, wanna help me out until Will wakes up?"

"Okay." Tony hears the quiet response as he leaves the kitchen and heads back up to the master bedroom.

Just like Valerie and Harley said, Stephen was still asleep and seemingly dead to the world. A thought that worried Tony so he walked over and checked to make sure his spouse had a pulse and breathing. He did have both at a steady rate, so Tony tried shaking him awake again, but to no avail.

"Steph." Tony says loudly with another attempt at shaking his shoulder. "You alright?"

No response. Not even when Lucy rather loudly demanded her mother's attention. Something that would have woken the sorcerer up from a dead sleep. Hell, even Valerie walking into the room for his attention would have done it too. Which made Tony worry even more. He tried checking for a fever next because usually that was one of the rare reasons Stephen slept like this…but there was nothing. Stephen was seemingly healthy as a horse…so Tony could only think of one thing.

Magic.

Stephen never used magic on himself to sleep, even if he was desperate for rest because he always wanted to be available for his children or for emergencies. He rarely even used it on the kids or team members. If he did it was for their safety or the safety of others. So if this was magic, had something or someone done this to him?

Tony grabbed his phone and decided to call Wong as William walked in. "Val and Harls told me Mom isn't waking up."

"I'm calling Wong. It might be–hey," he says when the sorcerer picks up. "I might be in need of some magical advice."

Wong sighs heavily. "Isn't that what your wife is for?"

"Ordinarily, yes, but he's the problem this time."

"What is it this time? Merman? Wolf?" Wong asks, sounding bored.

"No. He won't wake up." Tony says.

The line goes silent and he pulls his phone away to look at it, finding that the other man had indeed hung up on him, but before he could call Wong back, there was the unmistakable sound of a gateway forming behind him. Wong stepped through into the room moments later and immediately walked over to the bed to look the Sorcerer Supreme over as Tony and William watched curiously. Wong was hard to read at the best of times so they weren't sure if the situation was serious, but after a few minutes of Wong casting various spells, he sighed.

"It's not serious." Wong finally says. "It's exhaustion caused by astral projecting too much for too long."

Tony frowns and says, "so he just needs to sleep it off?"

"Yes and no. Sleeping it off can take longer than the alternative option."

"What's the alternative option?" William asks.

"There's a reason we call it Sleeping Beauty Syndrome." Wong snorts.

"Sleeping Beaut–" Realization dawns on Tony and he gives the sorcerer a flat look. "You're kidding right?"

"True love's kiss is a thing, just not the way the fairy tales portray it. Unfortunately most of the Sorcerer Supremes of the past didn't have someone like Stephen has you. So they had to sleep it off." Wong says and Tony raises an eyebrow.

"And how long would it take?"

Wong shrugs. "Days, weeks, years."

"Yeah…this family can't function without him for five minutes so we'll take the easy way." Tony snorts. 

He moves back over to Stephen after Wong steps aside with a sarcastic "hopefully you're actually his true love" which Tony deftly ignores after panicking about it for a split second. If he wasn't Stephen's true love, then he had better have an explanation if it wasn't one of the kids. Tony honestly wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be Valerie.

But he leaned over to kiss Stephen after setting Lucy on the bed, and just when Tony was starting to believe that maybe he wasn't Stephen's true love, the man inhaled sharply and started to open his eyes. Lucy decided to help with the process by slapping his face in the way only a small toddler can.

"Ow." Stephen grumbles and opens his eyes to find three other people looking down at him. "Since when has watching me sleep become a spectator sport?"

"When you decided to overuse astral projection." Wong huffs. "Your husband had to call me because you had Sleeping Beauty Syndrome."

Stephen sits up and rubs his face as Lucy squeals happily–probably because she thought her slap helped wake Mama up. "I didn't realize I used it that much. I'll try to be more careful."

"Thanks," Tony says to Wong and motions to the bedroom door. "You want breakfast?"

"Yes."

The sorcerer abruptly turned and left the room and Tony couldn't help but laugh a little.

"We should feed him more often." Then Tony looks back at Stephen and folds his arms. "I should ground you from chocolate for worrying me and the kids."

"I promise it wasn't intentional." Stephen says as Athena finally walks up the bed to him to lick him.

"I'm glad you're okay." William says softly, reminding Tony the teen was still there. "Val was a little upset and worried."

"I'll apologize to her." Stephen says.

"Part of your apology could probably be letting her sit in your lap and eating off your plate." Tony says humorously.

"She does that anyway." Stephen says, getting up and digging some clothes out of the dresser and getting dressed. Tony smiles and turns him back around and holds his waist, making Stephen blush a little. "What?"

"I love you too Duchess." Tony grins.

"Douchebag."

"Harley's right. You can be vomit-inducing." William says as he picks Lucy up from the bed. "I'll leave you to your…grossness."

When William leaves with Lucy, Tony bursts into laughter. "Grossness?! Harley is definitely rubbing off on him."

Stephen smirks. "I think he's just realizing that he and Harley are getting to that point too."

"What kind of parents would we be if we didn't gross out our kids or embarrass them?" Tony smiles and kisses Stephen. "Come on Duchess. You have some groveling to do."

[inkadink17]

Natsukashii {懐かしい}:

Chapter 3:

“Snake?? Snake???? SNAKE!”

“Huh?!” Snake snaps out of his little paranoia trance.

“D-..we’re you…ssssaying ssssomething..?” Snake looked at Liam with confusion.

Liam was worried for him, “Well.. yeah. You looked a little ‘out of it’ is everything alright? You ok?” Snake reassured him, “no no, it’sss fine…I just got a little…distracted.”

Liam took one bite from his curry and looks back at Kotaro’s Mugshot on tv, he seemed to notice that this news report didn’t catch Snake’s full attention until after they said his name.

“Hey, Snake.. uh.. look, I’m not trying to assume anything but..does it have anything to do with that Kotaro kid-“

“Look. Don’t mention him, don’t….

Don’t mention Kotaro. Ok?” Snake shivers, trying not to lash out on him like he did with Ace.

Now a very confused Liam wants to find out why he wouldn’t want it mention the kid, but still respects his boundaries and keeps his mouth shut as he continued eating his curry.

“Mm!” Liam hums, satisfied. “You really know how to make curry, huh?”

“Heh, thanks..” Snake smiles.

“Uh, excuse me…”

A few more customers came and went and stayed for a little while for a quick lunch. It was surprising that Snake could run a grocery store and cook in a restaurant at the same time.

May around 7:36 Snake closed the shop and it was time to go back home, he unlocked his bike and rode it back home. As he rode back home he couldn’t get Kotaro’s mugshot out of his mind.

He arrived at his house a few minutes later and put his bike in the garage, he then walks out of the garage and into the hallway and met with Claire and his siblings, Claire was playing dolls with Grace and Kenji was drawing on the couch while watching (or listing to) tv.

“Hey guysss!” Snake waved.

“Hey.” Claire smiled.

“Huh? Oh, hey.” Kenji said.

Claire stood up, “How’s the shop been?” She asks.

“Great, sssame asss alwaysss” he replied.

He pulled 10$ out from his pocket and handed it to Claire. “Thanksss for taking time out of your day to watch them.” Claire took the money and said, “oh, it’s no problem! I love them, their like my little siblings, I’m an only child.. so they’re pretty much the closest thing I have.” Claire said, heading for the door, “I’ll probably see them tomorrow?” “Sssure! They’ll be excited.” Snake said.

“Bye, everyone!” Clair said.

“Bye Claire!” The kids said.

As the door shuts, Snake looks back at his siblings.

“Alright, time for a bath.”

Blair starts running around, reluctant to take a bath. “No!”

Kenji laughs as Snake chases after her, “Blair!!” He said.

Claire walks along the sidewalk, the moon shining, the sky, grey, the stars ou-

“いずみ？いずみちゃん、いる？それだけです”

She picked up a walkie talkie from her pocket, she talks into it.

.. 光太郎…

ハジメを見つけた…

[redhotarsenic]

Played more dmc4 and I beat dante. Very scary but I’m mentally just. Reminding myself to Get His Asss while he’s doing any moves that make him vulnerable. Got to sanctus. Phase one went okay. I beat the fuck out of that old man. And then phase two. I knock off his shields. Okay. Fine. Looks like it’s time to knock him out of the air, right? No. He runs away. Over and over. I give chase. He’s just out of reach. Always. Like a carrot on a stick. Like my hopes and dreams. What’s that? You finally caught up to him? Well peepaw has to take his afternoon catnap in his big fuckoff statue. You wanna have your spine cracked in two like a glow stick while he rests up? Kill yourself also :)

[zumpietoo]

Back to Nose....

Umm....so Cabana Boi's two "vulgar girl" friends said nice things about him cuz he did their stupid whatever the fuck it was?

Nose, your bar does keep getting lower and lower....

Umm.....we ALL saw the videos they chose to post and share---I doubt those girls even knew their own names, given how fucking blotto they were. And "up the next morning", my asss!!! I do love how everybody feels the need to repeatedly tell us he wasn't drunk. Even tho, clearly, he'd done a shit ton of blow.....and was otherwise wasted, himself....

That said, if he WAS sober? Then he has absolutely abysmal judgment...he seriously was fine with potentially blinding himself/unquestionably feeling some intense agony, while, supposedly, in full control of his faculties? Jesus fucking christ. And chose to stay up/nearly missed his flight?

Again, NOT the flex they think it is!!!

Umm.....no....he came across like a snide, entitled jackass (ha) talking to two other snide, entitled, jackasses.....and, again, displayed some verrryyyyy shitty decision making abilities/choices when he tried to "help" his wasted friend....

Umm....

"Mean" = "too smart/witty" and not sure when Cole has EVERRRRR "played the clown".....buuuuuttt......yes, cuz what is sweeter/moar entertaining than treating service workers like crap, being overtly racist and/or, you know, jokes about fucking genocide?

And "healthier"? Cole spent 4 years off and on wiping PP's pathetic ass for her....at least she now probably pays CB for it....and I think "lighter" is their other word for "dumb and shallow".

Umm....there's somebody who's "messy and sweaty".....and it isn't Cole, Nose...plus we've only seen Cole drunk, once..and THAT was like 2017....and with PP, probably to get thru the evening with the dude she was cheating on him then, Hart...

Cole isn't KP's keeper, but he got into with dudes who not only started it, but were sexually harassing her and her GF.....so Cole was being gallant and THAT'S bad?

Umm....prove to me that it IS right/even everrrr happened, dude?

Meanwhile....CB is a gross, disgusting pig. And it's quite apparent he might not drink, but he's fully wasted on everything else in sight. Oh and.....shouldn't you be worrying about how much we see of wasted PP, then? Or is it a different set of rules for her?

[troll-medicull-advice]

howw doo youu attachh roboticc prostheticss too nervee endingss correctlyy? myy kismesiss (teall) recentlyy lostt hiss armm inn aa duell againstt mee. ii amm superr bummedd aboutt itt becausee noww itt iss goingg too feell likee cheatingg whenn ii beatt himm inn thee futuree, andd hee willl tryy too usee itt ass ann excusee. ii alreadyy amm sickk off himm whiningg aboutt itt. soo i engagedd myy friendd whoo dabbless inn roboticss too makee anotherr armm forr himm. ii havee receivedd thee armm andd amm preparedd too breakk intoo myy kismesis'ss hivee, removee thee armm stumpp, andd replacee itt withh thee prostheticc. ii supposee bloodd losss iss alsoo aa concernn onn topp off thee nervee endingss butt ii amm nott tooo worriedd aboutt thatt ass ii thinkk hee willl bee finee, ii justt needd too ensuree hee regainss fulll controll off hiss fingerss soo ii cann fairlyy kickk hiss asss againn. thankss

... you're a blueblood you can definitely afford to have your local mediculler do it with you.🫤

they can help you make sure you do it right. it's extremely complicated and impossible to explain here. 😬

you'd need extensive training to do it properly and not damage his entire nervous system. 🧠

I'm not saying this to be mean. 😖

it's just genuinely very very difficult. 😬

sorry about that! i mean. if you're close by the northeast cavern entrance, I'd be happy to help you! 😉

[trippygalaxy]

🐉))

After SR link stop reader bleeding and bandage their arm up, he's glad they pass out by the pain and he put his bag under their head so they can be somewhat comfortable as he managed to stop crying but unfortunately for him, his necklace or spirits heros come out at a worse time and seen that the hero is in a dungeon but the look of things but seeing his friend unconscious, arm is half gone and bandage up but SR link knows he's in for a lecture and he is right.

The lecture was a two hours long and some the heros who have some healing magic help heal reader arm a bit but they can't stay for long since they can't risk been seen or something and they each have a talk with SR link on some advices and be supportive and helpful as they can but SR link keep looking to the unconscious reader with worry as he get flick on his forehead by time before they all return to the necklace as reader slowly wake up as SR link return to their side.

Reader: link?-

SR link: reader I'm sorry..your arm...I'm sorry.

Reader: link, you know well that I wasn't going to let you get your head biten off.

SR link: but!-

Reader: link, if you say sorry one more time than I'll make sure you handle the cuccos.

Reader watch him freeze up and reader sign and carefully sit up with SR link arms out around them in case they fainted but lower his arms when he see that their fine.

Reader: they yell at you?

SR link: who?-

Reader point to link necklace and link look to the side to not look like he's been yell at for two whole hours by time and bit of twilight.

Reader: I take it that it's a yes.

SR link: time mainly lecture yell at me for two whole hours...

Reader hear him say in a low voice like a child that been yell at by their parents and they sign.

Reader: i see, he must be a bit mad at us for getting hurt. are you okay link?

SR link: yeah I'm fine and he say he can't lose a bet he made on you with sky?

Reader: why is it the spirits make bets on us all the time?

Link shrug but he knows time may have reader as his favorite cause of reader skills,bravery and the fact he secretly wants to spare with reader. But he'll start slient on that. SR link see reader get up and knows that it's time to leave this cursed dungeon and grab his bag and help reader on leaving this place since he wants to look for a town so reader arm can be 100% check on.

DHAJKFHJKAHDJKF I WILL FIGHT TIME IN THAT SPARE FULL ON!!! IDC IF IVE LOST AN ARM, ILL STILL KICK HIS GHOSTY ASSS!!!!

Love Link so much dude <3 hes such a blorbo

[ramu-ego]

mind sharing your other fandom favs then? you have me sort of curious if ego is tots ur type LMFAOA .. omg aftwr u-20 win ego was such a proud dad the face he made was honestly sort of emotional ..!!

NEVVER APOLOGIZE 4 WRITING ANOTHER FIC IDEA HEL i think with my pussy half the time and i read ANYTHINGGG as long as it’s dom!reader (can you tell i’m desperate ORR WHATT?) ngl your “pussy dragging on the keyboard” comment made my ass giggle for a full minute LMFOAO i’ll be using that as well thanks!

personally 4 me i never was really into nikko ASSS MUCHH.. but i can see the hype .. cant stop thinking how sweaty and greasy his forehead must be after those thick ass bangs though.!.!?!

WOAH our timezones r so different HELLPP.. by the time you said it was 6:40 am, it was at least night for me, polar opposites in a way sorta! godd you’re a chronic coffee drinker?? i’m more of a tea person myself but coffee does power through most things with ur day anyways, don’t overdose on it or something!! (unless u alrdy do LOL)

i’ve been doing great as ever, taking my time to relax before i’ve got to get back to that tiring education life again.. 🥲 your blogs has been a good way to pass the time though so a win win for me!! for the blue lock anime last week, episode 10 was surprisingly good considering i was scared shitless of animation budgeting and if they would butcher it, sometimes the cgi makes me giggle but hell i’m such a blue lock supporter that i just move on from all of the questionable moments with the animation!

i’m a sub watcher for all animes (which, i haven’t touched a lot of animes .. if you’re an avid anime watcher, any recs?)

for me, u-20 match was an INSANE ride for me, def my fav and i always reread it in a way, i think everything leading up to it like the 3v3 or 4v4 matches were great too, but u-20 match was hype like no other !! whiichhh brings me to my next point, i need to see more of hiori as his design was just too cute for me to pass up, just the hair and the eyes were so ?!? eye catching imo..

oh jeez and there was this one panel with this blue lock player with the most nicest hair but he just. NEVER APPEARED LMFAOO? i haven’t seen him ever since — don’t even think we got a name

ah jeez i’m SOOOO SORRY if my messages get a bit too long, I HATE JUST RESPONDING INSTEAD OF. CONTINUING A CONVERSATION (if this makes sense?) .. so i tend to ramble ^^’ don’t feel pressured to mirror the length though!! i’d be heading off to bed as i send this message in, so this is sort of my goodnight :P - 💌

OH GOD THE OTHERS-

-this will be a dead give a way to some of my very very old followers who've accidentally re found me after I achieved my last blog and took a long hiatus. I have very specific...qualities...to a lot of them that overlap...

in order from top left to right; Kurono Yuichiro (Fire Force absolute love of my life and a near 1:1 character match to Ego honestly), Hanma Shuji (TokyoRev), Sir Nighteye (MHA), Asagiri Gen (Dr Stone), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ginoza Nobuchika (Psycho Pass) ...three out of the six are played by the same English VA so you could say I have a type 😂

To be fair my other categories for favs are literally all copy and print similar too. My "These are my babies I'm breastfeeding them and enabling them" favs are near identical copies in every anime I watch 😂 then the third less talked about group...the dreaded libra group 😒

SOMETIMES YOU JUST WRITE WITH YOUR PUSSY AND NOT YOUR BRAIN AND THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THIS STUPID NIKO FIC THAT'S GOING WELL OVER SIX PAGES FOR NO STUPID REASON BESIDES THE PUSSY DESERVES IT UGH

ok but to gush a moment before forgetting the Ego during the U-20 match...that panel!!! Oh god that panel!!! Of him telling Isagi that what happened to him and his career didn't matter, that he was fine to be blacklisted from the sport he loved bc he assured all 22 of them had a career in soccer after this game, win or loose, OH GOD THAT PART. I will literally fist fight anyone at this point who wants to shit talk Ego and say he "doesn't care" bc that man was ready to throw away his livelihood for them to succeed on a world stage in the sport they love. Man's got protective dilf energy and I'm giving him a child this uterus is open for business rn

Niko is....Ok I'm blaming it on his VA actually (sorry I watch dubbed I just literally can't focus on subbed) and his English VA is a well known one but did a creepy high pitched voice with it and I mean I'm willingly fucking Ego like I'm advertising I'll kiss that weird man's ankles but Niko- Niko is just too fucking weird for me. But apparently the pussy wants to challenge that bc fuck me with a six plus page story over god damn nipples! Niko is still....too ugly for me RIP

My time zone is fucked at the butt end of everything so I am WAY use to being the last one up and last one to go to bed in every fandom I've ever been in 🤣 Learned that as a teen when literally no one was ever awake when I was RIP. But yes I'm a chronic coffee drinker I've always have been the bean it calls to me I must have it (given I don't drink enough to like NEED it or get a headache I just enjoy the taste but love tea too) Drank it thru my pregnancy and drank it breastfeeding no one's pulling the beautiful bean from my mouth. Love me a good tea though I won't deny good green, black and other teas hit different. Just no herbal shit stuff makes me wretch istg

Glad to hear I started this blog in good timing then! Ain't nothing like relaxing with some good pegging when you're trying to forget that book bullshit 💅 And honestly even though I picked up the manga right after like episode two (needed Ego I wasn't waiting lololol) I've been very happy with the animation cuz like the manga is illegally beautiful. Holy shit is the manga just so well done and the drawings are top tier throughout the entire thing (coming from tokyorev and jujutsu god I miss manga artists that don't just scribble on things like a coke addict) Questionable animation or not they keep slut drawing Ego's hands so damn fine and that man's watch I'll forgive any animation doozie long as my weird looking stick man looks fine as hell

I don't watch sub (I just can't take in the actual show and read plus I got a mad voice kink so....dubbed it is for me) But I've watch a fair share of anime. Don't really watch it for like...the sake of just watching anime (prefer western cartoons a little more) but I've watched some really good ones though. First on the list, Fire Force. I've single handedly convinced like two dozen people to watch this. It's my favorite of all time and will be tattooing the weird looking man in the collage on my body at some point bc of how much I love that series. Mob Psycho 100 is amazing as always for so many reasons and it has a bit of everything for everyone. The Case Study of Vanitas was better than it was aloud to be and I hate vampires. Dr. Stone fucking nerdy funny and entertaining. Psycho Pass is a good like murder mystery book. Sonny Boy and Space Dandy done by the same studio and will make you question your existence. Kekkaishi is old but still one of my favorites ever. And Blue Exoricst I wrote a 60+ chapter fan fic on it for a reason and its still going strong and written by a woman! Don't know about any of their sub versions but their stories and characters are so good they're worth it.

That entire block from the five round selection to the U-20 game was just- Fucking illegally good for a sports anime?? A sports anime for crying out loud?? Even the way they introduce so many new characters is so smooth and not even clunky and you genuinely take an interest in everyone even if you only see them for one game?? Hiori is cute...a little more feral than I expected when we first saw him being cute with Isagi and Nanase. But Hiori, Otoya, Karasu and Kurona haven't like wowed me yet. I'm invested but I'm still going real fucking soft on Yukimiya right now like. God. The eye thing. LET ME BABY YOU AND HAVE THAT SAD MAN. God he's gonna be so fucking pretty when he's animated I'm screaming already

Was that the panel of the dude with Gagamaru and Raichi? The one that's shown on the blue lock screen but we never have an actual manga cap of him?

PLS DON'T APOLOGIZE I TALK TOO MUCH I WAS A HAIRDRESSER FOR FIVE YEARS I TALK WAY TOO MUCH PLS NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING TO MUCH AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL I'M SORRY I'M THE ONE RAMBLE. PLS HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY SINCE WE'RE OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE SUNNY TIME. RAMBLE ALL YOU WANT I ADORE IT <3

[cthonicascendant]

Introject ask game: all the ones that end w/ 2 since it's my favorite number -Wilbur

13 - :)

2. What type of introject are you? (Fictive, factive, etc.)

fictiVe5 the lot of u5

≈technically coco and i are occctivesss. :>~

12. What's your least favourite thing about your source?

>.i die. .that is not very cash money of my source.<

oh come on you recoVer from that

>¿but do I remember it? .no. .because I woke up HERE after dying instead.<

≈will you two ssstop bickering? i don't really have an anssswer for thisss one.~

ok ok fine my turn then uh vvell 5peakin purely about home5tuck canon i dont like the frequent u5e a 5ome 5lur5 or the canon name for chucklehexe5 vvhich i vvont type becau5e i think it5 di5re5pectful like i al5o ju5t dont knovv hovv to put thi5 but 5ome part5 a canon are actually kind a painful to read becau5e a exomemorie5 al5o can i ju5t 5ay the entirety a the epilogue5

13. Any funny exomemories?

>.ok so. .i had a kismesis. .his name is enyali. .anyways, it took us about a sweep to finally start dating. .see, i'm a quadrant anarchist. .he believes quadrants are the Only Way to have romantic relationships. .at the same time enyali and i were flirting. .i was also flirting with melara. .yali also had this...genocide the coldbloods complex. .to put it bluntly. .so he was not a fan of the fact that i was flirting with a seadweller. .especially since none of my quadrants at the time were warmer than teal. .so his deal was, if we were going to be kismeses, i couldn't keep flirting with mel, much less enter a kismesissitude with her as well.< >.backstory out of the way. .after a chat with one of my moirails. .voidsong, to be precise. .i finally made up my mind regarding enyali. .so the next time we met in person - at a party amphit was hosting - i asked him out.< >.specifically, i took a (very much unloaded) pistol, held it to the back of his head and cocked it, and told him when and where to meet me for our first date. .and that he could thank voidsong for all of this.< >.damn bastard couldn't get a coherent sentence out. .it was the funniest fucking thing. .he kept sputtering and trying to yell at me and voidsong at the same time. .he was so mad his face was like. .brick red almost.<

≈...i'm not entirely sssure that isss humorousss by human ssstandardsss?~

>.then human standards are boring.<

<<just remember to trigger tag that.>>

≈let'sss sssee. one of mine isss probably the time i got to fire a particularly... annoying... client of mine.~ ≈back in the empire, my primary passssssion wasss fassshion desssign, and i ran a sssmall busssinessssss doing cussstom work for mossstly purplesss and violetsss. one of my friendsss, amphit, invited me along asss her plusss one for a formal event, and of courssse i had to make her outfit.~ ≈well, who elssse ssshould be there but one murani sssathet? i hated doing work for them, becaussse they were ssso... prissssssy and ssstuck up. they treated me like a ssslave; i ssshudder to think of how they mussst have treated anyone warmer blooded. but unfortunately, they were quite popular within the local coldblood sssocccial cccirclesss, and jussst dropping them would have been terrible for my busssinessssss.~ ≈sssathet and amphit liked to sssnipe at each other. i think they were a little pitch, but that'sss jussst ssspeculation. and what ssshould sssathet choossse to deride about amphit that night but her attire?~ ≈i had gone to get usss sssome drinksss, otherwissse sssathet might have guessssssed that i made amphit'sss dressssss.~ ≈oh, you could have heard a pin drop when i cleared my throat right behind them, in the middle of them making sssome negative comment. i think it might have been about asssymmetric ssseamsss, i'm not sssure. i took great pleasssure in informing them that sssinccce my work wasss ssso sssubssstandard, i would hate to wassste any more of their time and money, and that i wissshed them the bessst of luck in finding a more sssatisssfactory tailor.~

i cant think of any a the funny one5 at the moment 5orry

22. What activities/things remind you of your source?

EVERYTHING IS [HOMESTUCK]~

ye5 thank you glitch vvhat couldnt remind u5 of our 5ource hone5tly

>.i like wearing oversized sweaters. .reminds me of stealing my matesprit's hoodies and such. .i may have mentioned this on this blog ages ago, but it's the only thing that comes to mind.<

i like layin at the bottom of a 5vvimmin pool an 5tarin up at the 5tar5 neVer thought id 5ay thi5 but i mi55 my 5hitty excu5e5 for gill5 you knovv vvhat5 vvor5e than half formed gill5 none at all

≈making clothing in sssome way makesss me feel a bit more at hive, if that countsss.~