#HOLD SPOOKER

[gh0st1nth3wa11s]

HI TALEBLR I DREW SPOOKER ,,,

[denpapie]

did a gmod rp in a backrooms map with @elijahtheghostof where they were ghost and i was spooker. here's a bunch of doodles from it

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Lol all of P.I.E are scared of Spiders so whenever one is found, they pick up either Poltergeist or Bigfoot and get them to do it instead

PIE when they see a spider:

[werewolfgenesis]

VT As Incorrect Quotes!!

This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances

This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy

Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!

Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

—

Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

—

Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!

Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Spooker: No, he meant-

Toast: Let him finish.

—

Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Toast: Not if they consent to it.

Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Colon: YES?!?

—

Colon: Why are your tongues purple?

Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ghost: I had a red one.

Colon: oh

Colon:

Colon: OH

Spooker:

Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?

—

Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?

Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Colon: And...?

Toast: He got Spooker.

—

Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?

Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.

Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

—

Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?

Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—

Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Spooker: Are we stealing them?

Toast: New or used?

Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.

—

Spooker: Truth or dare?

Ghost: Dare

Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Ghost: Hey Colon

Colon, blushing: Yeah?

Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast

—

Spooker: I’m an idiot.

Ghost:

Toast:

Colon:

Spooker:

Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

—

Toast: Good morning.

Ghost: Good morning.

Colon: Good morning.

Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

—

Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Spooker: And loud!

Colon: And grumpy!

Ghost: And oblivious to reality!

Gavin:

—

Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?

Colon: Food.

Toast: Dating

Ghost: Murder

Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

—

Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.

Spooker: Why?

Colon: Look.

Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?

Ghost, covering his ears: No.

Spooker:

—

Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.

—

Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Spooker: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

—

Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Colon: You jump off a cliff!

Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.

—

Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.

Gavin: Sounds festive.

—

*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*

Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

—

Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

—

Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gavin: I think you mean cards.

Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

—

Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ghost: Killed without hesitation.

Colon: No.

—

Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Colon: Okay.

Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.

Colon: Th-

Colon: The scary parts.

Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

—

Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?

Jimmy: Kill them

Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Jimmy: Kill them only a little?

—

Spooker: So what’s for dinner?

Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

—

Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*

Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Jimmy: *Falls over*

Gavin: The poison is kicking in.

—

Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either

Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gavin:

Jimmy:

Gavin: This one is fine

—

Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Gavin: Well of course I have.

Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Gavin: It's boring.

—

Ghost: I prevented a murder today.

Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?

Ghost: Self control

—

Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

—

Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

—

Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

—

Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

—

Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Gavin: No.

—

Toast: I need to dye my hair.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or get another tattoo.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or a new piercing.

Colon: Why?

Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

—

Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?

Toast: I don't know.

Jimmy: I thought you went to college.

—

Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*

Ghost: *Moves out of the way*

Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.

Colon: I was going to hug you!

Ghost: Why would you hug me?

Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

—

Toast: There's no way he likes me back.

Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

—

Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.

Toast: That took an unexpected turn.

Jimmy: So did their neck.

—

Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ghost: But are you shuffling?

Toast: Everyday.

Gavin: What language are you two speaking??

—

Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Toast: It was me.

Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

—

Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

—

Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

—

Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?

Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.

Gavin: Hey!!

Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".

Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.

Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!

—

Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.

Colon: You’re high?

Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.

Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.

—

Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Colon: Gray.

Toast: Grey.

Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Spooker: Dark white.

—

Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Toast: A doll.

Spooker: A cinnamon roll.

Colon: A sweetheart.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...stop it.

—

Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?

Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.

Ghost: It was just to test a theory.

—

Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Toast: I’ll call.

Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ghost: Hello?

—

Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ghost: Shit.

Toast: Wait, three?

Officer Maloney: Yeah?

Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!

—

Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.

Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.

—

Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*

—

Toast: How many kids do you have?

Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—

Sally: He stole from me first!

Slenderman: Mhm.

Sally: Stole my heart...

Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.

—

*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*

Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?

Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sue sits down*

Sally: The bench is freshly painted.

—

Sue: I think we're missing something.

Billy: Teamwork?

Sally: Cohesion?

Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—

Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Billy: I don’t know how to do that.

Sally: I don’t wear a watch.

Spencer: Time is a construct.

—

Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sue, trembling: What are we playing

—

Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sally: Plane tickets?

Billy: Concert tickets?

Sue: Prostitution?

Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

—

Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spencer: You’re a hazard to society

Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.

Papa: It sure is!

—

Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Billy: Oh, I’m always running

Billy: The question is from what

—

Spencer: God, give me patience.

Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

—

Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Gertrude: Mind your language!

Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gertrude:

Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

—

Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

—

Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!

Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

—

Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

—

*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*

Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!

Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!

Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.

Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.

INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!

His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)

Sally: Guys, I have a question.

Spencer: Kys <3

Sally: I love you too.

Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.

—

Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sally: Just rip the bandage off.

Gabe: It’s Spencer.

Sally: Put the bandage back on.

—

Gabe: Damn, the power went out.

Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.

Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Gabe: What-?

Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!

Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

—

Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

—

Gabe: Why are you late?

Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Gabe: Overslept?

Spencer: Overslept.

[redghost2]

Caution warning: Horror, Disturbing body noises, Eye contact, disturbing imagery and mild flashing lights

PROJECT FALSE BODYS

PROJECT FALSE BODYS TRANSCRIPT

[MESSAGES]

Colon: Alright then see you tomorrow! Goodnight (10:01 PM)

Spooker: Gn man :) (10:04 PM)

Spooker: Colon (2:50 AM)

Spooker: Colon please get up (2:50 AM)

Colon: Are you ok? (2:51 AM)

Colon: It's two in the morning (2:51 AM)

Spooker: Colon it's in my house (2:51 AM)

Colon: ?? (2:52 AM)

Spooker: I'll take a picture so you know what I'm talking about (2:52 AM)

[Shows Spooks taking a picture of them with his phone and then cuts back to MESSAGES]

Colon: Oh shit! Spooks you're not supposed to mess with it! You need to get of there immediately!! (2:53 AM)

Spooker: Fuck fuck fuck I forgot I left my flash on (2:54 AM)

Colon: Dude, I'm not messing around with you. You need to leave your house! That thing will kill you! (2:55 AM)

Spooker: Listen, I'll be ok I'll just hide and it shouldn't hurt me (2:55 AM)

Colon: Please be careful I don't want to lose my best bud :( (2:56 AM)

[Cuts back to Spooks under his blanket holding his phone before turning it off and covering himself completely hearing bone crackling noises enter his room. More crackling is heard but louder. The cracking noise eventually gets quitter and quitter then cuts back to MESSAGES]

Spooker: Colon please come and get me (3:09 AM)

Spooker: Get me the fuck out of here (3:09 AM)

Colon: I'm already on my way. I recommend that you leave through your window instead of going outside your bedroom in case it's still out there. I should be there around 3:15 (3:10 AM)

Spooker: Alright I'll do that now. Cya when you get here (3:10 AM)

[TRANSCRIPT END]

Disclaimer: Both Spooker and Colon designs are not their full canon designs and are mostly place holder designs

Story idea by @grapesoda45

Written by @grapesoda45 & @redghost2

Animatic by @redghost2

[tobiasdrake]

Episode two down.

Guessing the Salem Seven aren't going to be a big part of the show based on their design. They're a bunch of identical robed spookers who do spooky things rather than having the unique, individualized aesthetic you'd see with a group of distinct characters.

A collective menace rather than a team of antagonists.

The W's keep coming. I was on the fence during the trailer as to whether the W left behind when Agatha tears down the "WELCOME COVEN" sign is meaningful, but now that we've seen Billy's identity shielded by magical silencing W's, I'm convinced that it is.

There is something Wanda-related still going on here, beyond the breaking of her spell. One way or another, Agatha is being haunted by Wanda's magic. What that means for Wanda remains to be seen.

Interesting that Agatha didn't want Sharon to come with them. I'm assuming that Sharon is who the black heart represented because everyone in the coven accepted her at face value despite her not knowingly being a witch, so I expect Sharon will break out some witchy powers she never realized she had in episodes to come.

But it's nonetheless interesting to me that Agatha tried to exclude her to begin with. I wonder why?

I also wonder what exactly the next seven episodes will hold. "We must traverse the Impossible Trail of Intense Peril!" sounds like a premise for one or two episodes, not nine. So I assume there will be more twists and turns before this drama unfolds completely.

[incorrect-vt-quotes]

Colon: Why're Ghost and Toast sitting with their backs towards each other? Spooker: They had a fight. Colon: Then why are they holding hands? Spooker: They get sad when they fight.

[pieisgay]

herez some doodles based on img prompts @ghostcade sent me for the boys (plus one Johnny Toast being VERY proud of the toast he made) [ID: Digital sketches of several of the P.I.E members, each based on a meme. In the first, Ghost is a bit slumped and has a far off look in his eyes. The text above him reads: “Life update: the voices are getting louder”. The meme of the kitten has the same text. The second shows Spooker with a bit of a fisheye effect looking distressed. The text above him reads: “erm.. what the freak..”. The puppy in the meme also has this text. Jimmy’s image shows him looking up at the viewer with an angry expression. His text reads: “how about i fucking kill you? how about that?” and there’s also an arrow pointing at him with a caption that reads: “looking up at Toast”. The cat in the meme is very close to the camera and also has the first bit of text. And lastly, in the last image, Toast looks very proud of himself, holding a piece of burnt bread in both hands. There’s an arrow with text beside him that reads: “nearly burnt down the house <3<3<3″ END ID]

[lunadreamscaper]

VenturianTale P.I.E. x Skyrim Au. But P.I.E. Is a branch connected to the Vigilants of Stendarr. Except Johnny Ghost would most definitely use Daedra objects against the Daedra out of spite also he’s not a dumbass those tools are really helpful okay

Also the Dark Brotherhood keeps sending people to kill Ghost but obviously keep failing.

Toast is either a Thane in one of the holds and/or is related to one of the Jarls (maybe even the High King??)

Spooker joined the Vigilants of Stendarr and was assigned to do a mission with Ghost like once so now he follows him around whenever he gets the chance.

Colon isn’t even a Vigilant of Stendarr. He’s only now affiliated with Ghost and Toast’s branch because he was a mercenary (and/or carriage driver) that ended up doing the same mission together and wanted to be more apart of whatever Ghost was doin.

Bonus: Gavin is probably either apart or affiliated with the Dark Brotherhood and/or The Thieves Guild. And is probably a business partner with Maven Blackbriar.

LMAO what if Gavin is the one requesting the Dark Brotherhood to kill Ghost (if he isn’t apart of said Brotherhood himself lol)

Also Ghost used to attend the College of Winterhold but got kicked out. Probably he can’t read for shit and that could partially be the cause for : His spells and magic were oddly wild and out of control when ever he practiced, not necessarily because he was a bad student, he was just a danger to his fellow students.

And I feel like he got along with the professor that you meet when you go and join the first year’s in the beginning (old guy) and I’m sure he was sad to watch Ghost go.., for some reason. (Also I’m sure Toast was a student there as well…)

[lokidanger]

¡¡ SECRET SPOOKERS EVENT IN IKOL'S NIGHTCLUB !! (Discord server)

Hi! So since a friend told me to do this (ily váli) I'm posting it!

The Ikol's Nightclub (Discord server) is holding a special SCARY event for this spooky month. Everyone is invited to join!

This is a fan welcoming server, you don't have to be a Loki/Ikol expert, as long as you like the character and are of age (+18) is enough!

HERE'S THE POST ABOUT THE DISCORD SERVER !!!

(Secret spookers is like Secret Santa, but in spooky month)

[poltertoast]

More Poly pie headcannons

Toast and Ghost started dating in their late teens.

Toast met Mary later on and that's when they realized that they were/ could be poly

Toast has had other partners

Ghosts first other partner was Spooker.

They loved that idiot in a way that can only be described as "screw you, get into my arms right now."

Ghost would often just randomly put his arms around his partners during missions.

Or hand holding or aggressive arm holds. Ghost is very touch heavy.

Eventually at some point Toast and Spooker started dating too.

They're love languages are much more comical. Toast buying the others lavish gifts, Spooker showering the others with praise.

Ghost acts completely annoyed by them. He's enamored.

You'd think Colon might be intimidated by the throuples antics. But he took everything in stride. Even dating Spooker after the red head clumsily confessed.

The Acquisition of Colon into the now power quad was slow. At one point he and Toast did a friend date which got less friend and more date. Then Ghost in his messy fashion, confessed that he wanted to date Colon with a fumbling rant.

But their dynamic worked a bit, being chiller together.

Colon and Ghost are the cats to their golden retriever boyfriends.

Colons love language is quality time. Whether it be cooking or hunting, he loves being with his partners.

The ghost leaves the team arc was a relationship break.

They all share an apartment together in a neutral plane. Each has their own beds but more often than not they end up sharing a bed.

Ghost is always the big spoon. No matter who he's cuddling with.

Spooker always ends up with all the blankets. He can't help it, he's cold!

In Werewolf form, Toast is always required to sleep by the wall. Because if he sleeps anywhere else, he'll end up trapping the others. Once he slept in the middle and the others couldn't escape for hours.

Colon is the only normal sleeper, he's peaceful and lays sweetly in the middle. He's also always the one who ends up at the bottom of the sleeper pile.

[gh0st1nth3wa11s]

🧇

okay.

Cracks knuckles and opens the wiki bc I don't remember shit

CW/drugs and alcohol mentions Toast - The British one first? yes, obviously

- HE DOES HARD DRUGS. We have seen that Mac is a hallucinogenic. And it can kill. So I assume in real world logic, it's some strand/type of pot that has LSD in it. Therefore, when you melt it down/make oil/butter, whatever it can be put into food, and he chose Macaroni! because why not! idk, just my thoughts on it.

- British Prince with a Cybernetic arm...

- ... he's cannonically an alcoholic. fiends for some good whiskey

- The whole, whent to prison/ possibly a psych ward during the puppet arc,, is very near to my heart. so so much angst.

- BRITISH DISCO. *shakes you menacingly* WHAT THE FUCK IS BRITISH DISCO?! It killed his first wife. by LOOKING AT HIM WHILE DOING IT. How did that come about?? how did he get that power??

- I think it's heavily implied that Toast knows more about Ghosts past than he (Ghost) even does. and that's. really interesting to me.

- in the videos, he's very giggly! either as an anxious thing or just a thing he does!

I'm pulling from the wiki now btw

- If he does hand puppets he will explode. similarly to an ION BOMB EXPLOSION.

- ..possibly was in a boy band?? 30 years ago??

- HE pisses. BOUNCY BALLS.

- "Anytime Johnny Toast hears anything related to a wolf he has to throw things." <- squints

Johnny Ghost time, heheheeh

- Ghost cannot bleed or else Jimmy will be triggered. With how much he gets hurt or shot. He must be stressing to keep Jimbo back.

- Ghost has cannonically been sent to wards and mental hospitals? even in his younger years... and the end of "Jimmy Casket returns" is a great opportunity to explore what Ghosts experience/s of a ward. it's like, the end of the video is a perfect set up too explore this, and im surprised people haven't done it already!

- The character changes after being stuck in the dimensions... showoff, brave, explosive to, paranoid and insecure, and untrusting.

- he's. Johnny ghost Is part ghost.

- THE WHOLE BOWLING BALL THING???

- wince's and gets pain when called Gregory 👀

- He's actually v e ry fucking smart! He's made robots of his partner and has possibly made spirits. (reference to the baymax video)

JIMMY!!!

- "In 2016, Dipper Pines, in an attempt to purge Casket from Ghost's system, unintentionally gave Casket a corporeal form. Casket has not had as strong a hold in Ghost's mind since, although he is still there, to an extent." <- pulled from the wiki, so uh. I didn't know this.

- Jimmy is scared of Mac (possibly that time Ghost died from getting drugged bUT)

- Chris "Colon" Ghostie

- interdimentional beanie.

sadly, I can't find shit on spooker. I am so sorry, spooker fans 😔

[feathered-moths-ablaze]

Ough I'm being plauged by animation ideas that I can't do auuughhhh

You know the "you used to be nice" Snippet that's been going around? That but Ghost and Spooker.

Just: Spooker, after so long with Ghost's hostility (something that he knows is personal since he doesn't treat Toast or Colin as bad), wonders if he ever saw him as an equal and gets a sinking feeling as a realisation hits: "oh god, maybe you never used to be"

And the conversation after AHHHHGGH-

Spooker: "You do like me!"

Ghost: "...I don't."

Spooker: "You liked me yesterday."

Ghost: "Did I, yeah?"

Spooker: "I thought you did..."

Man's gonna be holding back tears after realising that Ghost never did see him as anything other than a fool when he thought so highly of him.

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My ToastedGhost Headcanon Masterlist

Upon further inspection, technically Spooker ‘won’ the poll where I promised a masterpost by losing, but I have a lot more thoughts on Spooker and would prefer to write that when I’m not still dealing with finals, so... Here's the one I said I'd do :D

Absolutely the most popular ship in the fandom with minimal competition if any, ToastedGhost is a childhood friends-to-lovers kind of relationship between two people who trust each other above all else in the world. There are lots of ways to read the relationship, from unrequited to codependent to healthily married to… possibly even divorced!… Though I’ve never seen anyone take it that way. Even beyond the relationship, Toast has been widowed and Ghost canonically has no interest in women, so there’s no worry about breaking up another ship for this one to thrive.

Because the ship is as fluid as most other unconfirmed things in this fandom, I’m going to share my thoughts on how Multiple verses of the ship could work, from fluff to angst.

Solid History HC

Since a relationship between two people can be incredibly fluid based on the story told and the logic of the story, I wanted to open with ideas about how these two connect that I don't change unless I'm specifically making an AU where that aspect is changed. Consider these the base stats.

Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast first met as children attending the same school in North Carolina, USA. Ghost has no recollection of it, but he's already dealt with Cardboard Friend by this point. Toast, on the other hand, has just experienced whatever traumatic event goes here, most of the time also being the same thing that gave Gavin his powers.

They meet through a shared love of learning about the supernatural, with Ghost being so excited he never shuts up about it and Toast actually listening and knowing how to respond.

The duo had two shared friends: Katrina and Ronnie Boast. Aside from that, Ghost was close with Dark Pit (cause they're cousins) and the whole group adopted a stray dog they couldn't agree on a name for.

Ghost is possessed by Casket for the first time while the pair know each other, but Casket doesn't become overtly active until Toast leaves. Because Ghost was first possessed on Halloween (in my hc), Toast was busy with other things at the time. The friend group had a whole conversation about it earlier in the day, and knew Ghost would be alone that night.

When Toast had to go back to the UK for high school, they kept contact over the phone before they figured out how to use a long-distance radio, meaning Ghost hogged his house's landline a lot in his freshman year. Toast first heard Casket over the phone when Ghost forgot to hang up once.

The first time the two saw each other in person again after Toast went back to the UK was to meet for Katrina's funeral. Ghost can't remember it at all, but they had some really soft moments together. There's also a chance Ghost admitted to possibly killing her while the memory was still vaguely fresh in his head.

Toast first met Mary while in University, and didn't actually fall in love with her immediately. Ghost encouraged Toast to talk to her about it, but didn't expect them to get married... or for Toast to accidentally kill her.

Toast moved back to the states after Mary died, if not already split from his family then splitting now. The two worked for awhile to try to fund PIE, which was struggling, while living in the same apartment. After struggling to hold a job outside of PIE freelance and writing his book, Toast reached back out to his family in order to fund PIE. He never told Ghost why he reached back out to them.

Even if not IN love, they adore each other and nothing can ever change that.

Relationship Possibilities

As much as I love Toastedghost, both as a ship and a friendship, this does keep the door open for variety in specifically how their relationship is defined. They can be somewhat toxic/codependent depending on what aspects about their relationship is explored.

Good Friends, Practically Brothers

Even though I’ve had some moments saying you can’t explain their relationship without romance, it is possible to have a friendship like theirs without underlying feelings on either side, and that’s beautiful. Ghost and Toast are incredibly close and that doesn’t require them to kiss when no one’s looking, and I say that with love. They are incredibly tight, and both have actively killed and died for each other, and even though Toast exasperates Ghost sometimes, and Toast has to be the responsible one when Ghost gets violent, they’ve found a way to make it work without falling into a relationship.

Because of their relationship as children, they may see each other as siblings, meaning any love between them is not only completely platonic, but it’s uncomfortable to think about it in any other way in this specific scenario. If someone sees them as brotherly love, they are just as valid as someone who sees them as in romantic love.

One-Sided/Mutual Pining

I don’t thin I’ve ever seen anyone read their relationship like this before, at least not in the long-term— I think Ghost is anticipated to have done some pining as a child— but this is a viable option for their relationship as well. Especially since Toast is coming into the work at PIE out of a marriage, one that left him widowed. If Ghost had feelings for him, the awkwardness of having feelings so soon after Mary died might be enough to make him shove his feelings back down. If Toast had feelings for Ghost, whether he already had them or developed them while living with him, it might feel too soon to try again, and eventually just never come up.

If you intend on using this one I would like to beg for some resolution someday, just because too many shows draw out the ‘one side is pining for the other’ thing for the entire duration of the series and it can exhausting when people look for any excuse to keep the couple seperate.

Dating Without Saying “Dating”

These two are so close that everyone is under the assumption that they’re dating, but they’ve never actually taken the time to define it. Largely because they never thought to. I do think it’d be funny if ghosts try threatening Ghost or Toast’s “husband” or “boyfriend” with other people around, and they’re the only one to not know who they’re talking about. I think part of the story here is them realizing that these feelings they’ve always had are teetering on romance.

I can see Ghost visiting his dad for a holiday with Toast and getting the “so, when are you two planning on tying the knot?” Question.

Dated as Kids, Never Actually Separated but Haven’t Talked About It

This is a whole AU concept idea that I literally just came up with, but I think it almost sounds cute and would love to see someone work with it. Especially since Ghost doesn’t remember his childhood very well, but Toast does. There’s a chance Toast thinks Ghost forgot but he didn’t, or Ghost did forget and Toast is trying to find a way to bring it up to him… idk, it’s cute.

They Started by Fake-Dating, but it Became Real

They get married for tax purposes and make it a joke for about a year, until it stops being a joke and starts being actual chemistry. It could have also been to get Toast’s family to leave him alone about marrying.

They Got Married!

Somewhere, sometime, off-screen, there was a Toastedghost wedding, and it was probably just as chaotic as it sounds. This could happen any time— before the events of the series, after the Puppet arc, after the Retirement arc, sometime after the channel ended, whatever works! Imagine Toast got them rings made of silver, iron, and salt to keep ghosts and other spirits away from them, and having to wear it around his neck during the Werewolf arc, or wearing both his and Ghost’s during the Puppet arc and identifying him by it in the Billion Year War. There is so much story you can tell with rings.

They Eloped as Soon as Mary Died

WOAH THAT FEELS A LITTLE MUCH— like I’ve seen headcanons that Mary and Toast were not actually that close, that Toast was engaged to her by his family and barely knew her when she ended up dying. Even then, and even with Toast leaving his family, it feels incredibly… shallow? Rude? And I would argue that this relationship is one of the more unhealthy ones, because it shows a serious sense of disregard for other people’s life and lack of empathy. I don’t know how people headcanon Mary, and maybe the only people who want them to get together like this see her character as the world thing on the planet and not someone Toast would miss that much, but I don’t say that this feels heartless as a criticism. I say it because I think it’s something fresh to explore that none of these other prompts have right out the gate.

Think about it, a Toastedghost story where they take ‘us against the world’ to the extreme, actually hurting people around them in the name of each other. Even if this isn’t toxic between the duo, it is genuinely harmful for other people in their lives, and would be something interesting to explore. This could include Toast letting Casket kill other members of PIE to keep Ghost safe, or Ghost choosing to do things he would otherwise consider bad because he needs to break Toast out of prison again.

It Doesn’t Matter How They Label, They Are Codependent

This is its own label, I’m not saying all Toastedghost is toxic and unhealthy.

Though it is cute that Ghost went from dimension to dimension looking for Toast, and Toast basically put his life on pause to get Ghost back, this was basically foreshadowing for what would happen if they were separated by choice. The moment that Ghost turned his back on Toast, Toast crumpled like a house of cards and I promise you that if it were the other way around, Ghost would have fallen to pieces too. It’s cute that they rely on each other, but emotionally they can’t get through the day alone and that means that if they have problems communicating ever, someone is going to get hurt.

Rapid Fire HCs

Ghost is likely projecting when he says everyone is in love with Johnny Toast because HE is in love with Toast and can't imagine a person who doesn't immediately adore him.

There was a period of time where Ghost planned to move to Europe to support Toast after Mary passed, but Toast beat him to the punch and seemingly immigrated to the states.

Both Ghost and Toast can cook, but while living together in their first apartment, Ghost had primary dominion of the kitchen because Toast wasn’t used to cleaning up after himself and Ghost found it annoying that he kept leaving dishes lying around.

Toast does the taxes for the household, not just because Ghost can’t read, but because he doesn’t want Ghost to know how much he’s bringing in or spending in a year. Between support from his family, the macaroni dealing, and PIE, Toast can probably afford to replace multiple cars a year.

Both Ghost and Toast prefer Ghost’s family to Toast and tend to stay in the states for holidays and avoid Toast family events. However, Toast did go to his sister’s wedding.

Because they’ve been close since they were young, Toast knows Ghost’s dad well, better then Ghost knows Gavin.

Songs and Why

- Curses by the Crane Wives

“🎶 Ashes ashes, dust to dust | The Devil’s after both of us 🎶”

From what I’ve seen, what this song is about is up for debate, but the explanations I’ve seen ranges from a murderer is in love, to it being about a person who is overwhelmed by their emotions. Honestly, I think without the context of what it “must” be about, it works well to just consider it for them. They are two people who are likely in love in a world that does not love them much back, both have seen their fair shares of trouble and now rely on the other, using them as a lighthouse. This song could be from either or both of their perspectives, especially considering Ghost has experiences with evil houses and murder, and Toast seems to be very reliant on Ghost emotionally.

A lot of Crane Wife songs are more about relationships with problems, which is funny when I saw Curses for Toastedghost is characterizes one of the healthiest versions of their relationship.

- Bernadette by IMAX

“🎶 Family and friends becoming ghosts to dream of… 🎶”

One of my favorite songs in middle school, it is really easy to see this one as a kind of codependent relationship, and this works for them best in very possessive scenarios. It’s also a good song to point out how much they’ve lost, even if they still have each other. In all honesty, I used to see this as Only a CBF and Ghost song, but now I save CBF only for the very beginning. I think it’s important to show how Toast is affected by their relationship too, and how neither Johnny alone is the problem when any problem exists.

[solitarysketcher]

Holy shit Toast able to make puppy eyes, regards of which form he's in. Mainly because I think it would be funny for this menacing pillar of canine ferocity to just... Flop his ear back and go 🥺 (maybe even some lil whines to really sell the deal)

Spooker falls for it every time, no matter how hard they try to resist

Colin can hold a bit better, but can still easily fold

Ghost is used to his antics and can say no, yet even he can crumble if Toast plays his cards right

he has to sit down all the way to be below anyone so imagine either a 7'2 man that could crush your head or a 10' wolf that could do it faster crumpling at your feet to beg for something trivial

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

Our list of tasks is looking ever more manageable.

FIND BOOZE AND DRINK IT

The hangover feels really bad. You have to take the edge off. Find a bottle of alcohol, put it in your had, and the magic will happen by its own!

As you can see, the blue text below this task says it was Forfeited on Wednesday. That doesn't mean we can't still drink, though.

THURSDAY

GET THE WHOLE STORY FROM TITUS

Hardie and the boys know the whole story. It'll be difficult to get it out of him. Have you thoroughly inspected the body? Looked around for a witness? Gotten friendly with the Union boss and the company rep? *Really* gotten to Klaasje?

Confront Klaasje with the Hardies' story.

THE MISSING INSECTS CASE

Some locusts have gone missing, and the Insulindian phasmid has yet to be found. Perhaps you can use your detective skills to help out the cryptozoologists?

Ask Cuno about the empty trap, then take a look around the yard.

ADD EVEN MORE BEAUTY TO THE WALL

You have seen an exceptionally beautiful wall in Martinaise, near the pier, and have decided to add to its beauty, artistically. This will take a brush first? Who would have one? Then paint, and then the act itself.

Use fuel oil to paint the wall.

GET TWO SIGNATURES FOR EVRART

Get Isobel and Lilienne in the nameless fishing village down the coast to sign Evrart's document. Once the signatures are secured, mail the document to Evrart's accountant using the mail box on the plaza in front of the Whirling.

Find someone to sign the documents instead of the intended recipients.

Forge the signatures, but somewhere private, where you feel safe enough to sleep.

Remember, this is also going to point us further towards our gun.

GET ACELE TO TALK ABOUT HER ASSOCIATES

Acele refused to talk about her friends. Maybe she'll open up later -- after you've helped them set up the nightclub.

MAKE VAN EYCK'S JAM HARDER CORE

You can feel it—this music could hit so much harder. It just needs a few tweaks... Walk back to the canal and see if you can find any tapes that could work as a melody, then bring them back to Egg Head for remixing.

Find a tape with a melody for Egg Head.

SYNC THE SINES WITH NOID

Noid doesn't want to talk to you, the sines are not in sync. Guess you need to help him and his friends out somehow, prove that you're one of the crew. Who knows what he'll tell you?

HELP RAVERS START A NIGHTCLUB

The ravers asked you to help turn the church into a dance club, but there are already some people inside. Find out who those people are and what they want.

Look into the spookers in the church.

Almost all of our Thursday quests are to do with the ravers.

WEDNESDAY

SPIRIT IS ETERNAL

The Horrific Necktie is getting ready for the end game. For the love of god do not remove it until 'the magic' happens.

Hold onto the spirits and wait for the signal.

FIND IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL'S JACKET

Idiot Doom Spiral stole a cool jacket at one point... and then lost it again. The story of his life. According to the man, the jacket was last seen somewhere around the boardwalk, maybe the abandoned fish market.

We have *a* jacket, but it's not in great condition.

ASK KLAASJE ABOUT SUNDAY NIGHT

When Kim's not around to stop you, ask Klaasje about what she heard from her room the night before you emerged into Reality. She must know something.

We missed our opportunity to do this last night. If we want to do this, we'll have to wait until 22:00, then pretend to go to sleep to get Kim out of the way. Also, if we go to confront her about Titus's story, it may be the last time we speak to her, so we'll want to put that off.

TUESDAY

FIND THE MURDER WEAPON

You need to find the firearm that killed the hanged man. Something tells you it will take *some* time. You could start by identifying the bullet, so you'd know the weapon that shot it. After that, keep your eyes open. And be patient.

Perform an advanced analysis, using H/E Coordination.

Can't do this with HEC maxed out. Although there are *other* ways to level it up...

MONDAY

REPLACE LOST BOULE

Due to some confusion over the game René and Gaston are playing, you threw one of their pétanque *boules* far in the sea. The shot was excellent, but now you owe them a *boule*... or at least similar-looking metal sphere.

FIND ALL ARMOUR PIECES

You want all of the armour pieces. Deck yourself out in full metal battle-hardened glory. NOTE! This might take a while. Like, a *long* while.

In addition, let me go over a few other things we can do:

Get into the area behind the bookstore.

[Volition - Legendary] Look Klaasje in the eyes.

[Rhetoric - Legendary] Get Gaston's sandwich.

[Rhetoric - Impossible] Open the cargo container door.

[Reaction Speed - Medium] Find a Dick Mullen novel.

[Pain Threshold - Medium] Find a Man from Hjellmdall novel.

[Suggestion - Medium] Why is Annette familiar?

[Suggestion - Heroic] Ask Lilienne on a date.

Hear more stories from Doom Spiral.

[Interfacing - Medium] Fix broken faucet, find a figurine.

[Encyclopedia - Formidable] Find the source of the Expression.

[Drama - Impossible] Convince Rene we're also a war hero.

Now that we have money, we could also look into buying a board game from the bookstore.