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You know that date everything game that's coming out soon.
I started playing the demo and I met the kitchen cabinet and he asked me my favorite flower and I mine is the bird of paradise because of the enchanted tiki room at disney. (I like how they were animated to sing)
then he's like imma guess it right
THE FER GOT IT FIRST TRY WITHOUT ASKING FOR HINTS OR ANYTHING?!?!?! HOW THE FU**?!?!

He's a witch!!!!!
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This reminded me of bird medic
awwwww das so wholesome 🥹💜
This is oddly similar to the sketch i just finished lol
Those eggs are infertile btw
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 scout#dove beast medic#what???#how???#even doctor is confused lol
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Something stole my stirring ladle from the barn overnight 😳
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Sent this art wip pic to my friend. Now tell me why she knew exactly which post race pic of Max i referenced and what race it was taken???!? 😭
EDIT: This piece is now complete HERE
#that’s just half his face madam#HOW???#it’s giving charles recognizing max from 3 pixels in grill the grid 💀#ive given u bbgirl max#now its time for cunty max 🙂↕���✨#f1#formula 1#lestappen#max verstappen#mv33#1633#mv1#my art#art wip
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lmao what
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Is this a trompe l'oeil?
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Saw someone say on TikTok that the Doctor is and always has been a pacifist???
No????
How can you think that????
Have you never watched the show????
Like classic or new, they’re terrifying
Also Theta-the best way to get rid of bullies is murder by rock- sigma. Wasn’t he like 12 when he killed Torvic ? (The person who posted talked a lot abt the academy and the Deca, so like… wouldnt you know?????
#Doctor who#the Doctor#classic who#they’re terrifying???#like they always have been???#they’re known as a warrior in multiple solar systems???#how have you missed that???#river:I bought you the equivalent of an army#like???#how???#also- war Doctor#they’re all homicidal maniacs#10 11 12 13 14 15#are decent at hiding it from their companions#but 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 war and 9#just didn’t bother#the Doctor is a war criminal???#it is mentioned multiple times???#HOWWW???#but also 10 11 12 13 14 15 are also really shitty at hiding it?? at the same time??
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Okay…. Um….



HOW IS THIS MAN 60 YEARS OLD?!?!?
#like how#how is he 60???#he’s 60???#how is he 60 years old???#aging like fine wine#matt dillon#HOW???#ummm#omg#this man is 60?#the outsiders#dallas winston
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today i found out stephen king is 6’4” which is surprising because he gives smol guy energy
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I joined the blahajverse roughly 7 hours ago and already have more than 10 times as many followers on this blog than my main blog what the hell
#how???#why???#the blahajverse is just too powerful I guess#arohaj#the blåhajverse#blahaj into the blahajverse#blahajverse
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🌧️ sunshower 🌧️
#wind breaker#wind breaker anime#choji tomiyama#jo togame#shishitoren#this anime has got me all fucked up#from these two's first moments until the end of their first arc?#how???#how did this happen to me!?!?#flawless emotional storytelling#i'm a mess#everything about this anime is perfect to me#can't wait to read the manga!
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WIP Wednesday
In light of this:

Have some WIP Wednesday (actual Wednesday, that is):
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Fang Duobing wakes some unknown time later, the van still dark, Lianhua pressed against him from shoulders to knees. “Ah, there you are,” Lianhua says nonsensically, but before he can ask any questions, Lianhua is leaning in to kiss him, uncaring of morning breath.
He gets on board quickly, kissing Lianhua, licking into his mouth, shifting to press his morning erection against Lianhua’s thigh. Lianhua presses back, hand sliding slowly down his back, making Fang Duobing squirm at the ticklish sensation. When Lianhua reaches his ass, he gives his cheek a squeeze. “Mmph,” Fang Duobing starts, but Lianhua’s tongue is in his mouth, clever fingers slipping ‘round to trace his ass, sliding between his cheeks until one fingertip rests lightly on his hole. “Oh,” he groans into Lianhua’s mouth, bucking against him.
“Have you done this?” Lianhua murmurs, finger pressing gently.
Shaking his head, Fang Duobing arches, letting that finger press a little deeper before it slides away. “No,” he gasps out, “but I’m, uh— it’s not—”
“Mmm…” he opens his eyes to see Lianhua smiling at him, lips curved and eyes bright and he has to lean in and kiss him some more because he’s so damn beautiful.
Lianhua doesn’t object, shifts into the kiss, finger still resting on his hole, the rest of his hand cupping Fang Duobing’s ass. When he draws back for air, Lianhua gives a little squeeze. “Do you want me to finger you open? Suck you off?”
“Yes!” he can’t stop himself from shouting, so when Lianhua buries his face in his neck for a moment, his shoulders shaking, he’s a little confused. “Uh…”
Lianhua shifts back, still laughing, eyes crinkled in mirth. It’s a little embarrassing, he thinks, but seeing Lianhua this happy— he’s willing to take a little embarrassment for that.
#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#fang duobing#rock star au#wip wednesday#my fic#writing is a bullshit hobby#it will definitely be vital to the character#for reals#also how do i end up writing blowjobs so often#HOW???#sigh...#the travails of a writer
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Portrait of Bible
#my art#digital painting#bible wichapas#i had to drop everything and paint this#he's so gorgeous#how???#xpi-x-elx's art
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Unpopular opinion but I actually dislike that people are comparing Kenji to Miguel 😒👎🏾


Likeee I get why but….NO
Ken Sato>>>>>>>Miguel O’Hara
#kenji sato#ultraman kenji#ultraman rising#how???#I am a Miguel hater#miguel o'hara#atsv#across the spiderverse#atsv miguel#miguel spiderverse#ken sato#Ken❤️#Miguel 😡
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