#Hackepeter

[styledach]

Überraschungsfrühstück vom Nachbar und Fan http://dlvr.it/Sd0b79

[helenascorpse]

MCR as german food

Mikey as Spargel (white asparagus)

white, pasty, long and thin. Thats Mikey! i personally hate spargel so much but it’s literally the perfect food for him. we have a whole festival for this fucking thing btw

Frank as Mettigel/Hackepeter (minced pork)

its not as bad as it sounds okay… you typically spread it onto bread and eat it like that. its meat and uhhhh… frank is meaty? idk man i just associate Frank with meat

Gerard as Bratapfel

its sweet and warm :) just like her <3 also a bit tangy and sour but it gets balanced by the fillings. he deserves only to be compared to a tasty little treat. typically eaten during christmas season

Ray as Curry Wurst

a classic. loved by everyone, tasty delicious and perfect (in my opinion) for every meal. Ray gets to be one of my favorite foods because i love him :)

[zaidshair]

please rate chef zaid 

mettigel - (raw seasoned pork with onions)

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TASTE

Right. I’ve had kibbeh nayyeh. I’ve had tartare. I’ve had tataki. Raw meat’s just got a certain quality, yeah?  But I’d never try this - wotsit?  Hackepeter is it, yeah? - never in a million Hirji calendar years, mate.  I’ve had my share of haram moments with pig, I’m willing to admit that. But eating flipping raw pork is where I’ve got to draw that sinful line, subhanallah.  

PLATING

So let’s review this little blighter’s other merits. I’ve seen a fucking well plump, fit as fuck, proper quilled Hackepeter in a Berlin buffet; and so whoever dressed up this little porky hedgehog should be fired and blacklisted from every kitchen, including their own. 

You wot, you say you got about 20 onion spines in, and called it a day?  Told yourself ‘yeh, that’s enough. This vague handwave to a hedgehog, this miserable aesthetic, this version of meself on a bed of onions. I’ve got no need for standards or self-respect. I’m simply a make-do sort of wanker. I’m content with placing 300th best in a contest of 10 players innit. That’s me, hedgehog-shamer.’

This sad bastard is naked and plucked, and anyone who tries to eat it will feel that same self-loathing apathy. I’m warning you.

RATING - 2/10.  Soz, you’re asking the wrong chef about this one.

[textingtroublesanswers]

Then it's settled! You make the safe ice-cream, and I'll learn to make Hackepeter!

Though I think I'll have to get the pork from somewhere more high quality, I might end up giving you guys food poisoning if I use the average American meat in the fridge.

-🐈anon

"Ask Lionel, he knows where to order food from other countries. And alcohol from other countries. And other things from other countries too. Don't ask me why I insisted on having German pencils, I just did."

[schadenfreudich]

I am truly fascinated by Mett, because why is it raw meat? Why are you just putting it of bread? And why is it also called Hackepeter? Warum wollt ihr den Peter hacken? Der arme Kerl!

[hackepeter-art]

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[horax]

on tap (2.3.2022) / Hackepeters

Neue Biere und Mettbrötchen sind interessant - aber vegane Mettbrötchen? Was soll das sein? Die Befragung der Suchmaschine des Vertrauens gibt einige Auskünfte dazu. Mit diesem Wissen begebe ich mich in die Markthalle. Johannes hat mit diesen Worten zum Event „Hackepeters“ eingeladen:

Auch wenn die Welt und ihre Tendenzen gerade echt unglaublich sind, machen auch wir irgendwie weiter und laden euch zu einem netten Abend an die Bar ein um das Gute in dieser Welt zu zelebrieren. Wir in der Brauerei sind mittlerweile süchtig nach veganen Mettbrötchen… Dazu launchen wir ein paar neue Biere und das ganze Brauereiteam ist am Start um mit euch zu quatschen…

Ein System, das vegane Mettbrötchen und Bier in Harmonie oder Kontrast bringt muß her. Eine erste Information gibt mit ein Mitglied aus dem Brauereiteam. Mein System ist: Callista IPL & veganes Mettbrötchen, Berliner Stangenbier, White IPA & veganes Mettbrötchen, 2 Stouts.

Ich bin überrascht wie täuschend echt die Konsistenz der verarbeiteten Reiswaffeln ist. Geschmacklich ist das vegane Mettbrötchen sehr gut, es ist in der Tat ein sehr guter Ersatz für Mett. Einzig der nicht vorhanden Blut- oder Fleischgeruch macht den Unterschied.

Zwei Kiezliter mit Pale Ale nehme ich mit nach Hause.

(9.3.2022)

[muskming]

Essen mit Ming - “TomYum-Suppe mit Hackepeter-Bällchen”

[ribeiaex]

Vamos repetir? Afinal o que se leva da vida é a vida que se leva! #hackepeter #gastronomia #culinaria #gastronomialocal #lunchtime #food #eating #eatwell #germanfood #beer #almoçodedomingo #tudodebom #cervejaria #schornstein #cervejariaschornstein #bier #foodlover #exoticfood #pomerode #meal (em Cervejaria Schornstein)

[marioschau]

Männerkekse

Jedes Jahr wieder verfällt die Welt in einen Backwahn und es werden tonnenweise Kekse gebacken wo man sich fragt Wer soll die alle essen? Ich fand in einer Zeitschrift eine Anregung und dachte mir du backst jetzt auch Kekse aber andere als alle anderen…. (more…)

[ryori-doga]

HACKEPETER / HEMMER ALIMENTOS

[sheepstiel]

i love you bread i love you olives i love you butter i love you cheese but most of all i love you hackepeter

[textingtroublesanswers]

Ooh, so like Hackepeter! I'm pretty sure I was a little kid when people started shaping it like a hedgehog for parties with raw onion slices for the spikes.

Heeheehee, you want me to make it into a hedgehog shape, Froomin Troll? I'll even add the olive eyes and all!

-🐈anon

"Oh, ja, that's the other word for it! I just prefer calling it Mett. It sounds funnier like that! And the olives are a must, Katze."

[kirstielol]

food log for November 2nd 2020

8am - 46 calories: coffee with 5% cream & 1tsp sugar

12pm - 530 calories: hackepeter on rye, and some gherkins

6pm - 459 calories: light mozzarella, deli meats, liverwurst, crackers, pickled egg, gherkins, and olives

8pm - 200 calories: protein bagel with raspberry jam

daily total - 1,235 calories

[hackepeter-art]

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