#Hashytags

[mister-a-z-fell]

Will you and Crowley adopt us Americans and bring us over? The elections are coming up and its looking to be very scary 😓 I would like to leave please

Oh, my dear. I think there are a lot of people feeling the same way and not only in your country. The problem with trying to escape from corruption, cruelty, oppression and incompetence is that those things don't recognise borders. They find their way everywhere.

It's an easy thing to tell you to be brave, strong, and hopeful in the face of dread, and it may feel as if I'm asking the impossible. I know that you're tired. Even so, sometimes you have to stay and fight, or the darkness follows. I hope that you're as safe as you can be, and that there are people close by ready to stand with you. And I know that others reading this understand your fears.

If so, gentle followers, please raise your voice and tell my anonymous friend they aren't alone?

[buloknalaman]

MY JAW DROPPED OMG. UHH. THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THIS ENGAGEMENT AND NICE THINGS IN YOUR LITTLE HASHYTAGS. IM LIKE GENJINELY SO FLATTERED

[kii2me2ii2]

[eats things because I have to] i hate this

[theangel-aziraphale]

Ah, you’re right. I must have gotten you mixed up with the king, who is equally as mischievous as you are, I should suspect.

*He listens to the explanation at first seeming rather disappointed at Puck. I mean really how was any of that helpful? All it did was stress Crowley out. At least the snake spell was easy to reverse. He wasn’t about to test his imperviousness to Hellfire of all things, now was he?

Then their plan to get Aziraphale more time off… alright in all fairness he would have declined. He has a bookshop to run after all. Slowly the angel comes around and looks less disappointed and more somber.*

I could have told you the other archangels won’t hear a thing from me. Uriel I am surprised about… but I suppose they never did seem really intent on harming humans. More that they’d rather get their work done quickly and efficiently, whatever their charge was. And it seems these days their charge is a rather lovely individual who I can’t name.

Michael is Michael. They won’t change that attitude of hers no matter how much I’d like them to. They are as bad as The Metatron, you’re right. I simply can’t step down if Michael is going to destroy the earth anyway. Someone has to fill out the role, and as long as it’s mine, I don’t think the other angels can do anything…

*He covers his face, apparently stressed that Jay, once again was in harms way.* Why salt of all things? I suppose salt and glitter are equally inanimate, but still.

Sandalphon is like that. I think he managed to get it together towards the end of Armageddon because he’d finally be able to stop crying. Fortunately for us it didn’t happen. Though I’ve never seen him drink even a drop of liquid so it’s a wonder how he’s able to produce that many tears in the first place. If he wasn’t so vindictive I’d be more inclined to help.

I don’t I have any questions other than, this: Why didn’t you and Luc believe I would have done my level best to convince the other archangels not to act like they’re superior to all others? They don’t listen and Luc especially didn’t seem to understand that there was no point in keeping me trapped in that house.

I’m sure if you’d convinced Crowley to whisk me away from work I would have gone, however begrudgingly.

Hello, Puck.

A little sheep mentioned a certain fae king knew about this little plan to kidnap the Supreme Archangel. Why, on Earth would your name be the one he mentioned? I'd love to know. Have you been conspiring against me this whole time?

I'd like you to tell me the whole truth. Please. Why do you know Luc? What other devious little plans did you have?

- @theangel-aziraphale

Aziraphale! What a pleasant surprise.

*laughs sheepishly, looking embarrassed...probably for more reasons than one*

Ahahaha...Fae king? What stories have you been reading, dear angel? The Fae king I know would be King Oberon. I wouldn't presume to ever be worthy enough to take up that mantle myself. I'm flattered you seem to think I am, though. As to why that sheep dropped my name...I wouldn't call it 'conspiring against you'. Not when I was seizing an opportunity to help out the Supreme Archangel. It's not that I think I'd be worthy enough for that title, either, but...

*sighs, running a hand through his hair and taking a deep breath*

Okay, listen. Luc (@totally-a-sheep) came to me a while back before I had performed that spell to turn you into a snake. He'd gotten wind about me being up to something - as Crowley and a number of others did - and wanted in on the action because he was bored. We kept in contact for a bit and when he saw me turn into you to help run the bookshop while you were a snake, he suggested the plan to 'get you to take some more time off' because you likely wouldn't have agreed to it yourself. I was initially against the idea, telling him how you had said you would probably take more time off in the future because of how nice the day you'd had as a snake had been.

But then he explained how, if we were to go through with his plan and keep you occupied for a while, safe and out of harm's way, I could go up to Heaven while posing as you and...well, he suggested causing some chaos, but I knew that didn't necessarily mean I couldn't try to improve the situation up there in the process.

So I went. I wanted to know what kind of opposition you were facing from the other Archangels and to see what I could do about it.

I think the group as a whole, @the-archangel-squad, essentially ignored my suggestions as you, and I wasn't able to meet with Saraqael (though I found them later (@you-all-forget-my-name) and I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to talk to them then because they seem the most reasonable of the lot). However, I did speak to Uriel (@urielwiththegoodhair), Michael (@michaelwiththegoodhair), and Sandalphon (@sandalphonsgoldteeth). Uriel, aside from being Sandalphon's self-proclaimed emotional support angel, was and has currently been dealing with issues regarding the Morningstar family, so I tried to help them there, but it's becoming increasingly difficult for me to talk to Lucifer (@morningbloodystar) when he's so busy with all his children, so there wasn't much I could do for them. In any case, at least Uriel doesn't seem to be intent on causing any harm to humans or the Earth in general, so I wouldn't worry about them being a threat in that regard.

Michael was...less benevolent. I'm not sure there's much hope for them considering how much they seem to dislike you, how much they really want your job, and how self-righteous they are in terms of why they think they deserve it more than you. Lost cause, that one, I'd say. Almost as bad as the Metatron (@the-metatron).

And Sandalphon. Oh, Sandalphon...where do I begin? I heard he'd been turning people into salt, like Jay Morningstar (@helphowdoiusethis) (though in that case, Jay had asked him to), so I thought I could try to stop him by suggesting he get all the salt he needed from his tears instead of turning people into it. He claimed he only turned people into salt if they made him cry, admitting subsequently that everything made him cry. I offered to help him with that, being vague about the details on how, and he seemed receptive to the idea, so I tried to discreetly cast a spell on him from the lift before returning on him to check on its success. It seems to be working alright so far, though I'm not sure how long it'll hold up for (especially because @the-archangel-squad claimed that Sandalphon would possibly end up in tears again if people didn't vote for them in their ridiculous poll, which they didn't). Anyway, after reminding Sandalphon that he no longer had a reason to turn people into salt, I left. Then I found @thedemon-crowley, who was naturally in a great deal of distress trying to locate and find out what happened to you, and so I helped him get into contact with you and you know what happened from there.

I think that's pretty much the whole of it. Any other questions?

[hrhkathleen]

A little type and a little greyscale digital painting practice this evening. All in all, a pleasant night. #superfluous #superfluoushashtag #hashytags #badadvicetype #ink #calligraphy #crosspen #letterer #lettering #letters #letter #letters #typematters #type #typography #swishy #handmadetype #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner

[astarklandscape]

Sorry for the weird activity. Migraines have been kicking my ass lately. I promise I’m working on things! Everything’s in my drafts and I’m chipping away at them. But as I only got three hours sleep last night, I’m gonna go chill with a blanket. 

Catch me on disco. ❤

[gomenseveryday]

For our first countdown day, check out marti's fanvid on Twitter!

[relatablepugperson]

If anybody ever says you’re a waste of air, just remember that trees would be dead without your air.

[bibliotecaees49]

Biblioteca Secundaria 49 Área de Arte Te invitamos a participar de ContagiArte para que expreses como pasaste, y estas pasando, esta pandemia, mediante cualquier tipo de obra artística y, a través del lenguaje artístico que elijas, domines o te guste, como el dibujo, la pintura, la danza, la música, el teatro, la fotografía, los videos, relatos cortos, o cualquier otro medio de expresión que se te ocurra. Las producciones artísticas se presentarán el día 15 de julio a las 15hs por la plataforma de la biblioteca de la escuela. También te invitamos a compartir tus obras por las redes sociales mediante el hashytag #ContagiArte. (en Barrio Güemes Berazategui) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP0ggpzLyQZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mister-a-z-fell]

As Colonel Mustard’s Lonely Hearts Column tells us: “All you need is Love.”

[ffffffffffffffffffffs]

Good morning.

[mister-a-z-fell]

Shiny new postcards to aid with choosing an afternoon’s plans. I shall make some of these available as prizes at next year’s Ineffable Con, and perhaps I’ll find a reason to give some away before then?

Pretend you don’t hear Crowley in the background…

[mister-a-z-fell]

No echoes tonight but the ones I choose for myself.

[mister-a-z-fell]

Popped out for a cake and found myself at St James’s park. Luckily, Crowley was there to hold the fort when the Comical Film Convention ran out of postcards and miracled up some extras in a trice! If you should chance to be there tomorrow, you might find one of my trade tokens under the armrest, unless someone else finds them first…

[mister-a-z-fell]

It was brought to my attention that I may not have shared some of our videographic exploits here on the Tumbler. My apologies if you have seen these before…

A few years ago, I made the acquaintance of a gentleman in the employ of Sotheran’s bookshop (est. 1761; they have an owl) when his Tweetles began to be confused with my own (est. 1800; I have a demon) and I sent him a polite letter asking for a little clarification on the matter.*

The following year it came to my notice that Oliver — for such was his name — had developed a yen for some personalised bookplates.

Well, who am I to disappoint?

Crowley was kind enough to pick the bookplates up from the printers and was very impressed at my facility with internet language!

*Assiduously reported by @flameraven

https://www.tumblr.com/flameraven/637870707069648896/if-you-dont-follow-sotherans-over-on-twitter

[mister-a-z-fell]

Do you and Crowley have favourite flowers?

(I may be asking for a particular reason)

I’d be torn to choose, but I like blue irises, buttercups, dandelions and both English and Shasta daisies. Cheerful flowers that turn their faces to the sun. Crowley’s keen on orchids (don’t tell anyone, but he’s always rescuing those sad-looking supermarket specimens and nursing them back to health). He also likes lotus flowers, and dark-coloured dahlias, red and black especially.