#He’s a soft cannibal catboy

[wulvercazz]

I feel like you made grimmjow and ichigo an oc at this point, like they are so far from their canon selves. Especially grimmjow, had to unfollow due to him being so ooc.

You're art is pretty though.

🥱 … ok?

Look, idk where you’re coming from, if you wanted me to feel bad for myself or apologize or what?? I think one should think about what our intentions are before making an unsolicited comment, specially behind an anonymous; what were you expecting to get, or achieve, by saying this to me? If you meant to offend me,,, try again, idgaf what anyone’s negative opinions of my art and portrayal of my ships are. And if you honestly meant to be “nice” by saying my art is pretty with all that shit on top… try again, and maybe think better before you try and approach anyone else who’s giving you free content.

Or maybe you didn’t even know what you intended, but for future reference, in case you weren’t aware, your comment is just a backhanded compliment that tbh no artist or writer or anyone cares to hear.

If you don’t like my portrayal of them, fine. Idc, it’s not for you, it’s for me and for anyone else who likes what I do. Many which are so kind to always tell me so and show support on socmed or on my discord.

So,,, kindly get off my lawn💕 My ichigrimm is for me, I just share it here for free because I enjoy it; I could always keep it forever behind a paywall. And if you happened to be an ex-subscriber; you’re in your full right to stop supporting me if you wished so, but not to try and shit on my fandom experience.

So anyway,,, spoilers for all of us who love Grimm being soft and not a copy-paste of canon in every Alternate Universe;

I got a cottagecore au with they/them witch!Grimmjow coming up🥰✨✨✨ I’m sooo excited about it Grimmjow looks so fckn pretty 😩💕 +all the pretty flowers and dresses and with hybrid creature!Ichigo??? 👀👀👀💕💕💕 it won’t be for another bit but HHHHH excitee 👀✨

[light-lanterne]

took a break from writing a twisted little story and suddenly remembered the book "perfume", so i can't help but byler-fy it.

tw // mcd; graphic depictions of violence, murder and gore; obsession; mentioned cannibalism - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ☽ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - an offering, @catboy-cabin, @conanssummerchild, @cosmobrain00, @fluffyfangirl, @foodiewithdahoodie, @hyperfixationcentralsvoid, @holyvirgilscriptures, @lucasvenkman, @rotisseries, @yearninginblue. only tagging those i know who are enthusiastic about this type of story; forgive me if i've overstepped x.x

for those who don't know the story, please picture this: perfume maker mike who is incredibly sensitive to smell. he constantly creates the most intricate and delicate perfumes and he is great at it, but he soon bores of the scent of herbs, flowers and fruits and thus, he begins the quest to create something else.

something interesting and unique that's never been done before; a fragrance so wonderful no one will ever be able to resist it.

so he begins experimenting. uses the most bizarre extracts; creates some rather odd-yet-delicious odours that are hard to describe as anything other than exquisite,,, but it's not quite enough. he still finds his perfumes menial and uninteresting and no one around him seems to understand what he's searching for, so he grows more and more frustrated every day.

that is, of course, until he crosses paths with will: a pretty little artist who's come back to his hometown for inspiration and a break from the stress of the big city. an artist who mike used to know when they were children —before mike developed his bizarre senses—, who he hadn't thought much about in a long time

and for most people, there's nothing too special about will: he is rather handsome and nothing short of a true gentleman; he is kind and soft-spoken, and his art shows a remarkable talent and dexterity one wouldn't expect from someone so young.

but he is, ultimately, just a normal young man.

except,,, well, mike might've been a little infatuated with will back in the day so he's already fond of will's presence.

more than that, however, mike has a keen sense of smell and thus, he knows there's much more to will than what meets the eye. more specifically, mike knows that will's scent is the perfect aroma he'd been searching for all along and so, he must do absolutely everything in his power to bottle it up and keep it safe for the rest of eternity.

so he tries to replicate it. he mixes every oil and extract he owns and creates yet more wondrous concoctions everyone loves,,, but everything pales when compared to the original, which leaves mike with only one choice.

he kills his first victim in the middle of the night, shortly after the local bars have closed their doors for the day.

the next one perishes in the middle of the forest, their screams unheard as mike drives them deeper and deeper into the woods.

the next, mike lures into his shop under the pretence of a simple one-day summer job, the youth's blood staining the dark stone tiles where mike's been conducting his research.

over and over, mike kills people of all sizes and ages as he searches for a way to extract all their scents, each method more complex than the last, until he's finally refined his technique enough to dare try with his true target: will, who mike's spent all this time reconnecting with, becoming best friends with again, and even courting in an effort to satisfy his twisted needs.

on one hand, he wants to know exactly who he's planning to kill, becoming more and more obsessed and deranged with each passing day as his feelings for will grow.

on the other, and much higher on his list of priorities, he wants to spend as much time as possible smelling that delicious elixir he's hoping to acquire at some point.

and finally, after several months, the time's come: mike lures the unsuspecting will into his house and swiftly, with ease, stabs him to death until the gleam in those lovely olive eyes vanishes and gets replaced with a now-familiar white fogginess. then, mike proceeds to gather his supplies, all of which he cleaned and polished the previous night in preparation for this most crucial moment in his life.

and then he gets to chopping.

then, to distilling.

then, to bottling it all up.

he works efficiently and methodically as he prepares the perfume and, once his magnus opus is ready, he stares at it for a long while. just leaves the bottle there, on the table, gawking at it with as much fervour and reverence as he used to stare into will's charming hazel eyes.

once he's done just admiring what he's created, mike decides to test the cologne; sprays the tiniest bit on an illustration will had gifted him a week earlier, takes a deep breath in and smiles.

then, he walks from room to room and sprays just a little more fragrance on all fabrics and surfaces so that his house smells like will.

then, he walks over to will's carcass —which has acquired a certain different smell by now— and reinstates what once was by covering will with the mist of the pure, better version of his natural smell, so lovingly and thoroughly extracted by mike.

and last, of course, mike sprays a little perfume on himself, feeling it envelop him like a warm hug he can't escape from, all tender and lovely and absolutely perfect.

so he relishes in his success. spends the entire day breathing in the intoxicating smell and, after spraying another round of perfume on himself —the very last of it—, he steps outside his house to show the world what he's created, finding the entire population of hawkins at a town assembly arranged to discuss the recent disappearances and killings that have shaken the town to its very core.

so he steps in, bloodied hands and clothing making his nightly affairs evident to everyone in the room, crazed eyes and mad smile leaving no room for doubt about his insanity and murderous acts.

but it doesn't matter. will's enrapturing scent was too faint to be picked up by anyone but mike and his advanced sense of smell, but now that it's been distilled and concentrated, everyone is able to feel just how special it is. how delicious and mouth-watering it is.

so mike is attacked; tackled to the ground as everyone tries to get a little part of his clothes or his flesh, and it's not long before someone decides to take a bite to determine whether or not the fragrance tastes as good as it smells. and truth be told, mike can't blame them for it even as he perishes.

because, if he were amidst the ravenous crowd, he would be doing the exact same thing.

- the end -

(sorry for the unhappy ending, that's just how the book ends x.x also, i am now just realising that wanting to “wear” your "loved" one feels a lot like cannibalism as a metaphor for desire, does it not ? so in the end, this isn't anything i haven't explored before x.x)

[put-qpac-in-situations]

im bored. headcanon time for these slutty q!bitos.

Pac:

transmasc, post-top surgery but not bottom

the man is a slut, he likes things in his mouth, in his ass, in his pussy, just likes things

also has a really big oral fixation. generally just REALLY likes things in his mouth, even as an SFW thing.

he's a big masochist, likes being hurt and crying because of it. he wants to bleed and likes feeling like a rabbit in the jaws of an angry wolf who hasn't eaten for a week

he's not normally loud for if he's having "normal" sex, if anything he's just more focussed on his partner and making sure both of them are having a good time. the noise all comes off for show

he hates dresses and makeup, triggers bad dysphoria, BUT. he loves wearing cutesy skirts with fishnets or thigh-highs

he's a bottom, but he's down to dom.

also he's got a psychic link with Mike, which can cause some awkward situations

Cellbit:

He's on the ace spectrum, HOWEVER. not sex-repulsed, if anything pro-sex, especially for his partners. plus, sex does feel alright, it just isn't something he would do with any random person. think demi or gray for him.

the cannibalism is still a big thing for him, though he needs to be fully sure he can keep himself under control for his own comfort. doesn't mean he won't slip occasionally, but he's doing his best

he's a catboy, you can't stop me from adding some of those to him. he really likes to have his ears pet and hates having his tail touched at all. his tongue is also sandpaper texture, so being eaten out sure is an experience

put that man in a collar and on a leash and he is just. god, he loves it and cant stop purring. he'll relinquish that control (mainly to Roier)

generally he tops, but his husband gives him the strap of his life and when it comes to being a dom/sub, he's a switch

honestly he enjoys being a service top a lot, likes being able to make his partner see stars

Fit

Dom-top*, but he's really sweet and checks in regularly. can't do a scene for the life of him without breaking character to make sure everything is okay.

*He does like being tied up and that tends to make him more submissive, but he also tends to have a time limit. like, two rounds at most and he can only have his arms tied up, nowhere else. learned that the hard way.

Did I hear someone say robo-dick? Listen, he has a prosthetic arm that is fully functional and he got it in Florida2b2t. Someone definitely also gave him a robo-dick.

He likes carrying his partners, in general but especially during sex. a little proof of his strength plus he just enjoys how comfortable it feels

Somehow I got angel imagery in for him and man, can't stop thinking about it. He's got six angel wings, very soft, and he only lets the people he trusts the most touch them. he'll use them as a blanket and also often uses them to hide his partners from the world if he's in a mood or if they're in a mood. usually it's him.

Mike

Also on the ace spectrum! And very aromantic, just don't pull him into anything romantic and he's fine.

Psychic link with Pac. Someone please help him, he is stuck with all the cannibalism thoughts and the weird romance that he has with Fit.

The psychic link does mean that he knows how to make Pac feel the absolute best, and he also knows when to stop when he's edging him

Mike, the tinkering little fucker he is, makes the craziest sex toys and contraptions ever and usually gets Pac to test them out.

He just likes watching things, mainly. he's fine taking a step back, but he's also rather go-with-the-flow. If you ask, he might say yes, if the stars say so.

Roier

Switch through and through.

Transmasc as well, on T but doesn't plan any surgeries, he's fully fine with his body

Dressing in drag because he knows he's hot and knows other people think so as well.

He's a spider, which mean he has: venom (something to cause either minor and temporary paralysis or to just knock you out. beware getting bit by him), a bunch of eyes (the extra ones are small and easy to hide, they're all around his main two), and extra legs (proper spider legs that stick out from his shoulders)

He WILL tie up his partners and just watch them squirm and whimper as they're unsure what to do. and he WILL ride them to death or strap them until they can't think.

He loves leaving marks, whether they're bites or from his nails, he loves making sure the whole server knows it was probably him who fucked you up <3

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

[megastrikeback]

Overly Specific Character Traits/Storylines bc they are my ocs

White-haired rich aristocrat how Will manipulate/kill you for their own gains and plan to take over the royal palace

Royality how doesn't care about being a royal, nice, innocent and gets the Sins of the Father treatment from the villain, probably a teeneger/young adult

Monocrome-colored whom as a criminal record pal how works in a flower shop because they need money to go to live and that was the easiest option after becoming an hitman

Catboi how gets threated like a kid because he is short and a catboi even if he as the same IQ as alber eistine or smthng and created and AI and a body for it so that someone could treat him like a fucking adult

Vocalist whom got raised of beliving that the other sex had more sucess that their would ever had and profited of their gnc looks to fake being the opposite sex but fucking Hates the job but is unable to leave it

Guy how found out his dad fucked a fish and now he is a merman and his long time bestfriend is actually a spirit how only fully apears on rainy days

Necromancer how kidnaped a were-cannibal-pig and a vampire because they found out they are a necromancer thought they beging getting a soft spot on those two dumbass

200 y.o. vampire whom can't leave their home and a zombie who initially died from a vampire stumbles about it and is an enemies to lovers esencially

[hannibal-abo]

Galerella Sanguinea

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2AVmBXy

by SpookedBlue

When Will wakes up with the ears and tail of a mongoose, who better to tell than his friend Hannibal Lecter? After establishing that he isn't hallucinating, Will figures out that his friend may not be as trustworthy as he thought. Now held hostage, Will needs to use his wits to escape- wait, what do you mean love? Aka Hannibal loves Will, and takes advantage of a strange situation.

Words: 2209, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Jack Crawford, Alana Bloom, Will Graham's Dogs

Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham & Hannibal Lecter

Additional Tags: mongoose!Will Graham, Will Graham gets mongoose features, Will Graham is basically a catboy, but a mongoose, Possessive Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter Loves Will Graham, And hes really obvious about it, Oblivious Will Graham, Though Hannibal clears it up, Crack Treated Seriously, Will Graham Loves Dogs, Will Graham Loves Hannibal Lecter, But he doesn't know it yet, Hannibal is soft for his mongoose, and happy to tell him that, Will Finds Out, Kidnapping, Kidnapped Will Graham, Cannibalism, animal ears used as a sedative, Murder, Murder Husbands, Sleepy Will Graham, will is constantly tired, lets blame the animal features, Self-Indulgent, Empathy, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Grumpy Will Graham, hannibal is happy to use will's new features against him, for will's own good of course, Manipulative Hannibal Lecter, puns, Cannibal Puns, Food is People, Will eats the food, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Biology Inaccuracies, Animals don't work like that, so will shouldnt either, but he does, I Don't Even Know, Will Graham Knows, Touch-Starved, Non-Consensual Touching, but only as in stroking will's mongoose ears, i know nothing about mongooses, How Do I Tag, the title literally just means slender mongoose, Pet Names, Hannibal uses a lot of pet names, Will can purr

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2AVmBXy