#Heh Jo!

[lorenzlund]

Hurra! wenn der Sch(w)ule brennt!

Leonhard Cohen in den Kinos singt auch er derzeit erneut von der Leinwand herunter: Ball(s)e Kuh ja!!!‘ voller Passion!

In der Hand hält auch er dabei den Kaffer! das aber ist der Südafrikaner.

die Josef-Goebbels-Faust.

d-as(s)

[jonismitchell]

summer 2024

[todayisafridaynight]

comms done for @starssystem and @fluffy-flock : tyvm for commissionin me :]

Commission Info (Sept. 18, 2023)

[dylanlila]

i was close enough to the stage to kiss this guy impersonating vlada divljan, glad my friend stopped me from embarrassing myself

[stunie]

hi evie!! your new pinned art is soooooooooo cute it has me giggling and kicking my feet > <

HI HANA if it’s okay, i may join you n lay beside you to giggle and kick my feet (except my face will be halfway buried into a pillow because your ask is making me soooo >///< mode ISJDKK THANK YOU 🥺) bitti is so awesome. her art is so awesome. artists are all so awesome. you are also so so awesome.

[actualtirefire]

Bobert? what an unusual name for a cat.

"Sorta, I guess? Bobert is a joke name for anyone named Robert. Roberts are called 'Bob' and then you just tack on the rest. And, also, it's just her government paper name. I call her Bobb. Which goes along with Tiggs and Gobbs." Jazz hands. Amazing.

"Not all that crazy. People name their cats and pets all kinds of things. Like Stroganoff and Tiffany and Sir Piddles of Biscuit Lane. Lamp. Nachos. Greg. Tattertott. Two-Plastic-Easter-Eggs-Filled-With-Mung-Beans. You name it, it's been used for a name."

[zhalar]

I really am strictly notgirl but when pmmp tells me to sing "vaikka olen nainen, niin isken niin kuin mies" i'm fucking Singing.

[sambambucky]

Wip game: lol that one movie but a horror fr

hiii ty! so... it's a space horror...? in the middle of a long range mission to relocate an entire population to a new planet across the galaxy, an error causes sam to wake up long before he was supposed to.

bucky, the only other human awake, has the terrible responsibility of informing sam that there's no way to put them back into cryosleep and they don't have enough supplies to survive the trip. they'll die on the ship together, lightyears before they ever make it to their destination.

maybe a space tragedy..? spoilery outline/rambling under the cut!

ok so i did have to look it up because i did not ever watch the movie, but this is vagule based on passengers (2016), more specifically on an episode of a podcast that i dont actually listen to anymore (miss you mid 2010s era Cracked podcast) where they would sometimes talk about 'bad' movies that had the potential to be WAY better if you changed a character or the ending or focused on a different part (hancock is one of my fave examples of this and i WILL die on that hill)

again, i dont know what happens in the actual movie, but in the fic..

-sam starts in denial, and bucky dutifully goes through the motions of trying to help sam fix their cryopods even though you can't; he's already spent an eternity trying everything -they hate each other, actually. seriously. they spend all of their time yelling at each other, and then sniping at each other, then just bickering, and eventually mostly just talking, getting to know each other -naturally something goes wrong, a classic space accident. they think fast and work in sync to save the rest of their sleeping crew and passengers, and well, there are worse people they could have been stuck with -bucky has to tell him. eventually -they fuck with the AI, dance in zero g, read books to each other, watch movies on a tiny screen, pull up the ship's manifest and make up stories about the people they'll never meet

-they pile into a tiny bed and dream about what they could have been if they'd met 50 years ago on inhabitable earth -they fall in love, or, whatever version of love there is to find between two people who only have each other in the oppressive vastness of space

-bucky confesses to sam, can barely make himself say the words but, he tells him that the only malfunction was with his cryochamber, that the only reason sam was defrosted is because bucky's a bad person, half crazy with loneliness by the time he even let himself think to do something so terrible, and he still tried not to do it, but his selfishness won out in the end -sam calls him a monster, a murderer, and swears to never speak to him again for the rest of their lives -they spend six sleep cycles apart, ten more not speaking, before sam chooses to forgive him. what else can he do? -the space ship - their prison, their home - is struck by space debris, or is attacked by pirates, does it even matter? bucky's bleeding out, bucky is dying in sam's arms, using his last breath to tell sam he loves him, to apologize, to swear that this time with sam has been the happiest time in his entire life

-so sam has to do this alone

-sam can do this alone

-he follows a routine, he takes care of himself and the ship

-he misses bucky more than he can even comprehend

-he grieves the future he was promised, the person he was supposed to be

-and, thanks to Cracked Podcast!!!, it closes with sam looking grave, mouth in a thin, unhappy line. his hand hovers over a glowing green 'defrost' button

[yearoftheflop]

[violasmirabiles]

Päivää ja hyvää Tapania! Oon aiemmin avannut Ao3:ssa sellaisen ihmissuhdetägin kuin Jorma Kariluoto/Sirkka Kariluoto/Lammio, jossa on . no angstia ja tragediaa siellä on, ateenalaiskehystä varten minä sen alotin. Mut aattelin että ois ihan muikeeta tehä sinne jotain iloisempaa ja nyt meillä on tää 💜

[altrxisme]

@swordofthreekings sent games (Jo)

🐝  *  ―  𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝒀 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺. // still accepting!!

Johanne had been joking when she suggested it, merely offhandedly mentioning it in conversation. She hadn't expected Cor to actually consider going along with it, assuming he'd think it childish.

The rules of Too Hot were simple enough: keep kissing, no stopping, no touching whatsoever, and loser does whatever the winner wants. The obvious outcome to it was something that entertained her thoughts, knowing herself well when it came to physical affection.

So despite knowing how it might end, why was she sitting between Cor's legs as he sat against the headboard of the bed, making out with him with her hands spread on her thighs?

Because he teased her that she'd lose in a heartbeat. With a smirk no less.

Behind her level-headed demeanor, she still had a bit of a prideful streak that few were able to pluck at.

[disproportionatelysculpting]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

[todayisafridaynight]

caller / receiver

[dylanlila]

i understand gregory house like nobody else. because of the projecting and all

[prentissluvr]

dear anon who requested platonic dean at the gas station !! please let me know what platonic dynamic you want ! options are sibling, parental, or friends :))