#Hetalia discourse

[taliesinman]

everytime someone fetishizes rochu instead of making it the most dramatic thing of all time an angel loses its wings. how can you talk about rochu without talking about first contact during the imperial era. how can you talk about them and not go through how their dynamic during the century of humiliation suddenly changed in the 1920s. how can you talk about them without talking about comintern business and switching support between the kmt and the cpc. how can you talk about them without talking ww2. how can you talk about them without the short honeymoon phase after liberation in 1949. HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THEM WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT. the drama. the politics. the historical intrigue. and you're telling me people ship rochu because "small delicate asian boy x big strong slavic man uwu" ? come on

[3rraticpuls3]

We're so back, Hetabros.

I'm so glad Japan isn't real.

[hetalians-uncensored]

ask box open

go crazy. go stupid.

[grapeautumn]

I know i’ve been doing a lot of tossing flares in the viper’s pit and ye olde rickety old man complaining kjhsdkshjd again the intent of this isn’t to be didactic (I’m not a cop, not your dad etc etc, ultimately doing what makes your space comfy is the point of fandom)

I think I’m tired of the amount of fragmentation going around fruk circles — these are the same two guys right, my take isn’t more correct than yours and vice versa. If we’re all going to be france and england stannies (we need to get well soon jkjk) I think it’s wild to be affected by someone else’s take to the point of feeling like it’s mischaracterisation based on various top-bottom combinations

I don’t think I’m crazy to say there’s some schism in interpretations. Yeah this is happening in other popular ship circles in the fandom too, just commenting on fruk because that’s what I’m clearest on. I think the whole “he would not fucking say that” phenomenon has done incredible damage to our ability to tolerate other interps or even interact with other creators’ interps. Sure I think it is possible for an interp to be aggravating, God knows I have very annoying takes LMAO It’s not some kind of moral wrong to be a haterrr just. well

If there’s nothing tangibly problematic with an interp — if it’s not propagating racist stereotypes or imperialist structures, if you aren’t dead certain someone’s take is defying some leftist principle — then personally I think hating on it publicly does nothing for you except make the fandom atmosphere a lil sourer. doing what makes your space comfy is the point of fandom but I don’t think it should come at the expense of shitting on another’s and choosing not to interact that’s all I’m saying 

[prussiasqueen]

Hey yall so…

Imagine…

Being anti and loving Hetalia… being a fan of Hetalia and being an anti—

You do realize that Hetalia is a proshipper show right? I mean … most pairings are problematic and more than like incestous and or sexually aggressive and explicit too. So… LOL.

I hopped on a discord server and one of the people who owns it was like “DNI if proshipper” on their card or whatever the fuck—

Like mother fucker do you not know what Hetalia is?

Do you really have these delulu sunglasses on that make you see nothing wrong? Eehehehehe… dammit this shit cracks me up.

Oh and GET THIS?! The person was underage and they liked one of the most controversial characters in Hetalia that was known for being problematic and also icky … FRANCE…

France literally violated other nations and did some messed up shit and yet you’re saying “dni proshippers”

Hahahah no..

Just no.

Stop you’re embarrassing yourself …

[gegegegegesworld]

Apology to the fandom

Hello everyone, I am Panda (Potaxiepower formerly known as Kimetsunozushi69) and I want to write this post in order to own my mistakes and to apologise to the ones involved in this situation.

First of all, I am aware of my humour, which has crossed the line many times. I want to seriously apologise for the disgusting jokes that I did without any consideration of people's feelings. I want to clarify that I am not racist, I have no intention of discrimination against anyone.

I will never cross the lines ever again, and I will face the consequences of my actions which harmed many people in this fandom.

I do not expect people to forgive me, because what I said was truly unforgivable, but from now on, I will mature and I will become better.

In regards of others aspects, I want to talk about the way I treated the members involved in this situation, I am sure you all know this, but I was accused of being abusive to some members of this fandom, which I will admit that my behaviour was unacceptable, and my personal struggles and my own problems do not justify the actions that I committed against the people involved.

I admit that I was a very toxic friend, and I never knew how far my actions were until I realised that my harm to them was scarring and traumatising. I admit that my behaviour towards them is irredeemable and that not an apology can fix the consequences of my actions.

None of them truly hurt me, I was the one who was in a bad mental state and because of that I started to wrongly accuse them of things that they were not, and also badmouthing them and manipulating the situation to favour me, which after months of reflection, I realised that that was truly despicable behaviour.

I admit that I did all of this based on my own envy over them being better artists, academically brighter and better writers than me, which made me have an inferiority complex against them and because of that I was acting toxic towards them. 

Even when they supported me in my hard times, I was ungrateful and despite them showing emotional and financial support, I was not willing to recognise their efforts to be my friends, because of my ego.

I understand why this situation is happening, because I cannot escape from my actions, I do not expect the fandom to ever forgive, and I understand that, I will face the consequences of what has happened this summer time.

I am sorry for ghosting the victims of the situation after doing enough harm and not apologising genuinely because I was a coward who did not want to accept my mistakes, and I understand why the situation escalated to worse after months.

I also understand why everyone in this fandom is currently furious over this, because I escaped and deleted everything without any explanation, this time, I will face the fandom and listen to your complains, I also will leave the fandom after this in order to start a new phase of my life where in the future I will not commit the same mistakes again.

I also want to clarify that none of my old followers or friends stalked any of the members, I was not aware of them facing harassment online, I am not lying when I say that I had everyone blocked which made me not interact with their posts or be interested in what they were posting, because I didn't want to see what they were doing (because I was ghosting) and I admit that I was talking bad about them behind their backs despite me promising to them that I would not talk about them, but I did not send hate because all the frustration that I had was thrown towards my close friends who were not interested in creating conflicts.

I recently found out that they were receiving some hate regarding the call-out, I did not send anyone. I promise everyone that I was inactive online and was scared of looking at what was happening, and I was with family members and real life friends these past two days.

MeitoMela and Meerudraws are innocent, they never had any vile intentions nor any interest in engaging in discourse, and them being friends and mutuals with me does not mean that they are on my side, nor do they agree with my actions nor are they interested in engaging in this.

Thank you very much for reading this letter, and I hope that the victims of this will find peace and help, and I wish everyone the best and happy holidays.

@irithnova

@tianshiisdead

@miyuecakes

[makwandis]

Mmmmm my take on drawing/portraying America or Canada as racialized people is that well its all in good fun but like if you poke a little deeper at . That idea. It can be quite sinister. Like to speak from my own Lane™️ the idea of some ...native person representing Canada or America it's just like... talk about a fuckin apple. Lol. I understand why people do it especially other poc and especially other natives but like at the same time it does seem to me that it'd just be coming from a place that shows ya don't know much abt what's going on in the front lines and how many of our people reject that Canadian and American identity outright and have very little to do w it. I know people who's kids were born in land occupied by Canada who refuse to register them with birth certificates and stuff because they're so against being Canadian. I know a lot of people myself included who take offense to that word Canadian we aren't none of that we been around much longer than even the countries the people who created Canada come from.

I think a native Canada (n I speak on that bc that's more my experience than with usa but ik it's similar lol) would be a level of fuckin...white washing appleness that would just be bizarre. . Like how would this native Canada person just not go "Hey Mr prime minister go fuck yourself". How would this native Canada person call themselves that when Canada barely exists and couldn't exist without treaty. Like. It is weeeeeird. I get we want representation but how about scrap America scrap Canada they are lame anyways and just make amazing ocs.... or you can change the whole story snd that Matthew Williams fella could be native still and maybe the Canadians think he's Canada but he knows he isn't and is doing stuff to like....fuck over the country. Idk man.

Have fun but also don't tell me it's something well thought out bc I don't think it really is most of the time... I like seeing some good fan art but I rlly dl think a native so called "canada" or "america" would need one hell of a backstory for it to make...sense and not just be some weird shit ya know.

But yeah hetalia is white af the source material is all about these dumb white boys. I think we should just step away from it and make ocs ngl.

Don't take this harshly tho.... i don't mean to hate on anyone especially other natives end of the day I get it it's a comfort thing fuck it we aren't actually harming our people . Maybe we are letting non natives think the wrong stuff but they do that anyways lol . But the conversation is interesting

[meitoscringe]

I hope all hetalians that made Israel ocs know hell is waiting for them

[keyboardinpain]

news flash: "racism is bad!!!" Doesn't work against a racist. They don't give a single fuck 💀

if you're trying to change a fandom by attaching yourself to every drama and complaining about the racism and putting everyone who doesn't draw a certain character in the same category, I'm sorry to tell you, you ain't doing shit for representation!!! You want to change the fandom? You want to see more poc countries being depicted? Do it yourself!! Post!! Talk about whatever!!

"oh but people don't pay attention to poc countries :(( my account won't grow if I do that.. is because everyone is so racist"

1- that's the same reasoning big companies have for never depicting minorities, so let's immediately start this by saying, bullshit. People who care WILL find your account and isn't that what matters? The people who care? Not 20000 people that look at your posts in annoyance because they don't actually care and were guilt tripped into following you

2- who....who are you posting for?? Yourself to have fun and interact with people who have similar interests or to get famous?? Who cares if somebody posting Twink Italy gets more followers, post about Nigeria with passion and peace and have fun!!!

3- not everyone who doesn't pay attention to your account or poc countries is fucking racist omg. Yes, ofc, racism in geopolitics and history has caused lots of people to not have access to a full picture of the world and this will show in the interests but also .. maybe they haven't found your account? Most poc countries have to be ocs and finding hetalia ocs is hard. Even harder finding them interesting when they're barely posted about or if they are drowned with drama. It's not racism, it's not knowing it could even exist! And still, if they don't care that's ok. It's still not racist. And same thing if they are canon. Not everyone has to care

Shit I have a bunch of mutuals who don't reblog my Venezuela art, does that make them racist?? No! They don't care and that's fine!!! It's ok!!! I don't care about the Nordics they don't care about Venezuela, it's chill! Not everyone has to have your same interests in the same way

And also, constantly posting about drama instead of actually working on your goddam OC's makes people immediately be turned off by your account.

People don't need extra negativity "it's not fair white people get to ignore this while we suffer constantly" MF you were the one that posted that!!!! You can block people!!! Fucking Tumblr makes bubbles specifically to create echo chambers of yes man, you don't have to deal with the negativity either!!! And also the whole point of wanting equality is so nobody has to suffer, not so everyone suffer the same!!! There are multiple ways to keep yourself safe that I myself use because my own country gets treated like shit 💀 this is a fandom, you don't have to interact with everyone you don't like or correct them nobody out there will stop dying if you do.

You are fighting a random person behind the screen not actually dismantling centuries of racism. This just makes it stressful for poc people or non poc people who want to draw poc characters, you know why? Because it feels like we constantly need to interact with drama and we can't look at tags that aren't filled with it. I hope nobody in this fandom has anxiety or OCD cause the way so many posts are formatted is nauseating!

Its the same bullshit as "if you listen to this song you're a bigot" 🍅

You are drowning in a drop of water. Racists exist everywhere but if you constantly go looking for them and interact with them, guess what? More racists will find you. The algorithms will literally bring them to you 💀💀

I am not saying racists don't deserve criticism, obviously they do. It's important to hold people accountable (especially in this fucking fandom) but once you see they won't start changing... block them. Don't base your content around calling racists out cause every racist who has been called out is still posting and being racist. Your time would be much better spent doing the content you like and creating a safe place for others who wish to do the same, even if it's only 5 people.

I know I sound very angry in this post, frankly I am. It's not targeted at anyone specifically tho. There is a lot of imbalance in this fandom but making huge rants (like this one lol) won't make up for the lack of a certain country, only making content with them will, and guilt tripping other people into making it will give you shitty results.

This rant was all over the place and if you read it that's great, it's probably nonsense. I am not expecting anyone to change their mind, I do not care, I just needed to get this off my chest. Once again, this is not targetted at anyone and if you feel targetted, talk about it with yourself cause I'm not going against you. Have a great day/night and remember to have fun

[taliesinman]

what's like the fanonical justification for canukr btw. i'm legit confused about this

[xiii-svc]

I'm sorry y'all but I don't like the new hetalia mafia universe?? Im not saying the entire universe has to bend to my wishes but can we stick to historical, given the nature of these guys being personified countries. if there is going to be mafia universe can it be like. Side-line. I'm not saying liking mafia aus or the new season is bad but this is my personal opinion.

[sweetberrie-hetalia]

Fleeting Thought: I’m not really fond of the idea of Statetalia, but I find it interesting how it exposes a lot of people’s unconscious bias.

[grapeautumn]

Shitting on someone publicly vs choosing not to interact are two very different things.

Also, what you mean when you said "as long as a take isn't defying a leftist principle"? What do fandom interpretations have to with leftism?

Thanks for the ask! the 'and' I meant was connective, so the act of shitting on a take publicly AND choosing not to interact with its creator. I guess I don't really understand the logic of choosing not to interact in good faith is what I meant.

I think we can say interpreting hetalia in ways that........ aren't leftist spells more problems considering it's. about personified nations. I think the old slip and slide into spitting nationalist talking points can get pretty easy without critical thought in that direction

You're welcome to continue discussing off anon my dude

[3rratic-reblogs]

Respectfully, no, absolutely not. There's a reason why people do not do the 'secret third option,' and that's because this kind of headcanon wherein mixed/indigenous people's 'biological makeup' changing because of shifting population demographics is stupid and offensive.

Don't do this. Don't write mixed/indigenous characters like this. Have the balls to actually write a mixed/indigenous character that struggles with their identity as the culture surrounding them changes, don't use this lazy, offensive cop out.

Also what the fuck do you mean 'a nation's biology is determined by other people's perception? People think Canada is white so Canada literally morphs into a blonde-haired blue-eyed Aryan?

Apply this to other nations and realize how fucking stupid this sounds. People think Italians are white so they lose their melanin? People think [any East/Southeast Asian nation] (e.g. Taiwan) is just Chinese so they 'change biologically to match?'

What the fuck LOL

Also, indigenous and Métis people are a VERY important part of our fucking history. Canadians know and are taught this.

"It would be so cool if canada was indigenous, he should be!!!"

Totally valid opinion, BUT! I present the secret third option:

Okay okay so this headcannon takes place where all of the indigenous nations have their own personifications (which they would in hetalia because Quebec exists and is in the manga, so its definitely not a stretch to think that they would be too.)

So canada is born when the vikings found NFN in 1000ad, where canada is born from the small settlement(half indigenous half norse/viking), the vikings leave, thinking that Matthew will just die, but that's not the case. He lives for the time until the british show up in 1608 (I think) and Britain finds this small child who dosent really look like the rest (brown hair but with blue eyes) and takes him in our of intrest. And as he "grows up" (gets colonized), he slowly takes the appearance of his adoptive dad. This confuses him, and England has to tell him that a nation's biological make up is more based on perception then it is who was there first (outward and inward perception), so as the world begins to see canada as a British and predominantly white colony, and as Canadians form the Canadian identity, Matthew changes biologically to match. He comes to the realization that him and his thoughts, ideas, appearance, relationships, and life are all controlled by the forces of millions of people changing the trajectory of a nation and that he isn't really himself. This send him into a spiral where he's constantly clinging to England and finding solace and closure in the violence he takes out because of him (1812, and other wars) because he's seeking approval and a sense of real familial ties that are in a fucked up way, his own.

He becomes the thing that "took him over" so to speak. In a grotesque body dysmorphia body horror way? Idk I think it would be kinda cool.

Sorry for this thought lol :,)

[makwandis]

@ people sending death threats over discourse in probably the stupidest anime:

EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION, RESUME, COVER LETTER, A LIFE, HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY OF THESE, SON??

[jet-set-go-go]

Prucan is real and true in my heart of hearts. Fuck red velvet pancakes

Prussia got his skull caved in after this discussion