the hardest part of explaining, let alone making an au like this: where do you even start with Midas Touched?
answers may vary.
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I asked my brother to help me with a puzzle, and he did, but in the middle he just yelled out “GET A JOB, PROFESSOR! RUNNING AROUND LONDON WITH TEENAGE BOYS IS NOT A JOB!”
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sensitivity level: tearing up just thinking of mary oliver’s grasshopper poem
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i cannot stand when someone reblogs something and comments on it just to @ someone. Just DM the post to that person 😭 You have made the reblog chain ugly and messy now
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if you haven't been keeping up on nanowrimo's internal trash-fire, uh... hoo.
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they really made this website so ugly
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you know what no matter how many times i see Narcos i am never quite ready for that scene in The Sword of Simón Bolivar
......you know the one
i also forget that it's followed by steve's whole bootyass
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“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
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while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that
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percy and annabeth: *having a sweet bonding moment*
grover in the top bunk:
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girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.
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