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jackharlow: my man, ty to my man
y/ninsta: thank you to your WHAT?! aight that's it. everybody getting they ass beat and jayson is first
druski2funny: oh so, you're cheating on me again?
dualipa: y/ninsta you know where to find me
saweetie: oh lord here they go again
jaysontatum: now y/ninsta..... I had nothing to do with him writing that caption
y/ninsta: jaysontatum lies you muthafuckin tell smh
jackharlow: y/ninsta now you know how it feels when you leave me to go out with the hot chips and bad decisions crew
blancahood: now why am I in it?
jessicakelce: we are literally just sitting here minding our own business and then mullet boy over here wants to call us out
jackandy/naremyparents: NOT MULLET BOY
blancahood: y/ninsta did not let this man live for 24 hours when she saw his hair, the jokes kept coming and then jumped his bones when she was finished
jackharlow: y/ninsta and you wonder why I left you and druski2funny I thought we were taking time away from each other? seeing other people?
lilnasx: I'm just here waiting with my popcorn to see y/ninsta kick your ass
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y/ninsta: full of hot chips and bad decisions π
jackharlow: can't take yall asses anywhere smh and wait a damn minute, is that brandisimmons?!?
blancahood: I still don't remember half that night smh
jessicakelce: blancahood now I see that the both of us have switched places, that's usually me lol
brandisimmons: jackharlow maybe, maybe not
urbanwyatt: now why wasn't I invited? I like hot chips
softtcurse: urbanwyatt and you like bad decisions smh
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt idk urby, we got to take a vote and meet with the president which is me. we'll get back to you shortly about our decision
jessicakelce: I vote yes because he can tolerate hot food while jackharlow absolutely cannot
jackharlow: jessicakelce will you leave me alone for five damn minutes?!?!
jessicakelce: jackharlow no.
jackharlow: y/ninsta do you remember what happened the last time you wore a short ass skirt out the house?
y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm single now so it doesn't matter
jackharlow: y/ninsta don't fucking play with me smh
y/ninsta: call jayson
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jackharlow: my baby girl is so gorgeous π
y/ninsta: jackharlow don't fucking post me, you cheater. jaysontatum is your baby girl now. a bitch do look gorgeous tho π₯°
jackandy/nupdates: all I need is one night. ONE.
jackharlow: jackandy/nupdates you might get to have it if wifey don't stop playing
urbandjack25: jackharlow is lucky he got to her first because if I did, he wouldn't have even been thought of
y/ninsta: urbandjack25 not too much on my man now! even though we're married but separated, I still claim him
druski2funny: well I don't claim him
dualipa: drop his ass
claybornharlow: little baby is here
y/ninsta: clayyyyyyy, the one Harlow that I can count on to never disappoint me
jackharlow: Y/N!!!! and dualipa claybornharlow don't start with me today and druski2funny you'll always claim me. I'm the ex that keeps you up at night
urbanwyatt: my best friend is prettier than yours π
jaysontatum: I mean urbanwyatt she's pretty, but she obviously doesn't compare to me since jackharlow is ready to leave her
y/ninsta: jaysontatum your ass got one more muthafuckin time to act out and then I'm bringing you down to my height
jaysontatum: y/ninsta how tall are you because you barely come up to jack's knee
saweetie: OUTTA POCKET
2forwoyne: not his knee lmaoooooo
jackharlow: jaysontatum she's 5 feet on a good day
claybornharlow: jackharlow your mouth is always getting you in trouble smh
jackharlow: claybornharlow and it always gets me out of trouble too π
jessicakelce: I don't see how it took this long for her to get pregnant smh
y/ninsta: jaysontatum I'll be on your doorstep at 8 am tomorrow
jaysontatum: y/ninsta have fun trying to reach the doorbell
urbanwyatt: jaysontatum well, she is little π
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt just for that, I made an executive decision, you can't be a part of hot chips and bad decisions. THAT'S FINAL
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta wait! I want a redo!
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y/ninsta: since jackharlow is out being a whore, this is who I'm left at home with smh
claybornharlow: my girl autumn π
jackharlow: y/ninsta what is she even doing?!? and not you calling me a whore smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow idk, she your baby since she look like you so come figure it out smh
theestallion: this baby absolutely knows no chill
y/ninsta: theestallion she is on 1000 every damn day as soon as she wakes up. she has now learned how to get out of her crib and I wasn't ready for that
jackharlow: I definitely woke up to her face smushed up against mine and was confused on how she got in there smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow she can now escape out of Harlow baby jail so we have to hire security. claybornharlow you got the job, congratulations.
claybornharlow: she is literally always on her best behavior when she's around me
maggieharlow: grandma's baby!
y/ninsta: maggieharlow well come get her! you wanted these grandkids so bad and now they're here! I need a drink AND a blunt smh
saweetie: y/ninsta damn they got you down bad lol
maggieharlow: y/ninsta tell her father to come get her
jackharlow: and suddenly something came up that needs my immediate attention
y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS
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y/ninsta: my big baby and my little baby
since jackharlow wants to act like a husband and show me some attention today, I agreed. he just didn't tell me that I would be at the studio with him and a million other people smh
at least I have my little baby who is not so little anymore to keep me company
like a bitch cried when he turned 21
claybornharlow stop fucking growing up on me π
jackharlow: yeah, that was something. but you don't pay me any attention smh
y/ninsta: jackharlow I cried when he got his license too lmao and you are a got damn lie smh
saweetie: y/ninsta you literally cry at everything lmao
y/ninsta: look to be fair, I met little baby when he was eleven and now he's a grown man and me no like that. in my eyes he will always be my little baby so look at this as an appreciation post so if one of these little fast ass girls break his heart, there will be hell to pay. mark my words.
claybornharlow: y/ninsta we would have been amazing together
jackharlow: claybornharlow AHT AHT! get back to work and stop trying to steal my wife for the millionth time
claybornharlow: jackharlow your kids love me, your wife loves me, I'm the favorite child, the list goes on and on
jackharlow: claybornharlow I will kick you in the throat
y/ninsta: yall better get yall shit together before I tell maggie
maggieharlow: too late
y/ninsta: welp I tried, get your kids. I'm about to send the oldest back to you.
maggieharlow: y/ninsta keep him
jackharlow: maggieharlow WOW smh
Can i make request also , my fav taylor swift song is gorgeous π
My preferred member is Jungkook
And i am an adult , 20 years old
my name is shriya
Gorgeous - JJK (18+)
Pairing: Jungkook X Reader
Theme: SMUT, PWP, kinda e2l, NSFW
Song: Gorgeous
Word count: 861
Warnings: Strong language, fingering, sex with a groupie? maybe.
Minors and Karens Are Not Allowed in this Blog!!
A/N: Thank you so much for this request Shriya! I am so sorry if this is not what you wanted. Since you didn't mention any specific theme and the song has a thousand different interpretation, I wrote a smut. Hope you like it.
βI heard that you have a boyfriend and he is older than us?β Jungkook breathes out, voice muffled in the skin of your throat.Β
βYou know that and still volunteered to fuck me?β You whisper tilting your head to give him more access to the column of your throat. βBy the way, I had a boyfriend. He broke up for another chickβ.Β
βWell, his loss.β Jungkook says briefly as he brings one of his hands, which was resting on your waist, to your back and pulls the zipper of your dress down slowly.Β
βWhat about you? Donβt you have a girlfriend?β you place your question, assisting Jungkook in pulling your dress down and revealing the upper half of your body.Β
Jungkook takes a step back from your body to stare at your exposed chest. His eyes visibly darken as he breathes heavily staring at your perked nipples.
βNo bra?β He regards your bare chest as if he is seeing a set of boobs for the first time.
βThe dress is padded you dumbass. And you didnβt answer meβ¦ do you have a girlfriend or not?βΒ
βDoes that matter when I am dying to eat you out?β Jungkook latches his mouth to one of your nipples while one of his hands cups one of your tits and the other hand grabs your clothed ass.Β
βWell yeah it does. I donβt wanna be a homewrecker.β you huff. You can barely talk when Jungkook is suckling on your nipples, biting and licking it with his trained tongue.Β
βThen.. no I donβt have one.β he says, flicking your nipple with the tip of his tongue. You feel hotness ooze out of your clothed core with every lick, flick and bite Jungkook makes.Β
To satiate your growing need your hands find their way through Jungkookβs long dark hair. You scratch his scalp with your manicured nails and pull out a low moan from his throat.Β
His hand leaves your ass and pulls the rest of your dress down your body, leaving you wearing only a lacy black underwear. He pushes you on the door harder to keep you stable and dives his hand in your panty. Rubbing your clit with small tight circles, he bites down on your nipple.Β
βOhβ You moan.Β
βLook at you being a mess for me, withering under my touch. Did you think you would end up like this when you made fun of the way I talk? Hmm?β Jungkookβs face is now hovering over yours, asking you the question you did you want him to address.Β
Jungkook is tremendously attractive and just like other girls in your common friend circle, you developed this massive crush on him. However, you already had a boyfriend when you first got to know him, leaving you with no chance for asking him out.Β
You always had him right in front of your eyes, being so damn gorgeous and yet you could not do anything about it. Even when your boyfriend broke up with you, you stayed reluctant about Jungkook, thanks to your big fat ego. On the other hand, Jungkook seemed to be quite aware of the attraction you harbored for him. Taking that chance, he started to tease you with short-spanned glances across the room, winks all of a sudden, sly smirks and what not. He did everything but never approached you. That made you angry but he is so gorgeous, you could never say anything to his face, until today.Β
It is one of your common friendβs birthday party and you initially decided to ignore his entire presence. You talked to everyone but him (again). However, he seemed to grow some balls and grabbed your hand right when the lights dimmed to make the atmosphere intriguing. And now, you are in this position. Pressed into a door of a random room, almost naked as Jungkook kisses you breathless while his fingers plunge into you.Β
His fingers curl inside you and hit that one spot, you moan his name as a result.Β
βI always wanted to know how my name sounds on your lips. But youβ¦ you never talk to me.β Jungkook bites on your earlobe.Β
βI hate you.β You reply being breathless.Β
Jungkook chuckles at your response, βWhy? Why do you hate me?βΒ
βLook at your face. Youβre so gorgeous. We would be a perfect match and yetβ¦ yet you are not mine. And I hate nothing more than what I canβt have- ahhβ Your rumble gets interrupted as Jungkook hits that spot again.Β
A low laugh rumbles through Jungkookβs throat. He comes face to face to you and stares at your soul through your eyes. He twists his fingers and presses on your clit at the same time, and very naturally, your orgasm rips through your walls.Β
You grip his shirt for your dear life, panting hard, βJeon Jungkook, you ruined my life by not being mine.βΒ
βIf you wanted me to be yours then you only had to use the word, Y/Nβ Jungkook whispers hovering over your mouth and then pulls you in for an intimate and passionate kiss.Β
Maybe you donβt hate Jungkook as much as you thought you did.Β
im obsessed with the law that plays guitar ππ
UM so like basicslly my idra was so law is users guitar teacher but user is lowk like REALLY nervous around law bc DAMN hes hot πβ¦
also js some random shit (because i play guitar and NEED to add this) bro the reader/me idk gets unmotivated easily cause burnout (ππ) but once she gets some praise or acknowledgment thats motivation for the next MONTH bro
I LOVE READING UR FICS RAAGGHFHGGF π«Άπ«Ά
A/N: Oh my goddddd you are making me remember the various Law as a guitar player art that ive seen and I simply donβt think I can recover from these thougts
Pairing: Guitar teacher!Law x reader
CW: Nothing really, gets suggestive at the end.
WC: 1313
You had dabbled with the guitar for a while on your own, trying to teach yourself through youtube videos and various apps, but it was clear that you couldnβt do it on your own and you needed some professional guidancel. The idea of having a guitar teacher had always intrigued you, but when you looked into the options available, it quickly became apparent that the established instructors came with a high price tag. That's when you discovered a newer face at the local music shop: Trafalgar Law. His rates were considerably more reasonable, given his limited reputation. It seemed like an excellent opportunity to learn without breaking the bank. You decided to sign up for weekly lessons on the spot.
The first lesson finally arrived, and as you entered the small room where your lessons were to take place, your eyes fell upon Trafalgar Law, and you felt your heartbeat quicken, and an unexplainable wave of flustered nerves washed over you. Was it stage fright, the fear of messing up, or the anticipation of embarrassing yourself in front of your new teacher? These were the excuses you tried to convince yourself with, but deep down, you knew there was something else at play.Β
It wasn't just the usual nerves one might experience when meeting a new instructor. No, it was something more. Trafalgar Law was not just any teacher; he was, to put it mildly, extremely good-looking. His charming attitude and striking features made it impossible for you to deny that his presence had left you feeling more than a little flustered. You tried to focus on the task at hand, convincing yourself that it was merely a case of first-day jitters.
As you settled in for your first lesson, you couldn't help but notice the effortless way his fingers moved across the fretboard, coaxing out gorgeous melodies and tunes. You hung on to his every word, absorbing the knowledge he gave to you like a sponge.Β
You desperately clung to the hope that your attraction to your guitar teacher was a temporary thing, a mere crush that would dissipate over time. After all, you were there to learn music, not to fall for your instructor. Or so you tried to tell yourself.
The weekly lessons persisted, and to your frustration, the initial infatuation with Law had not dissipated. His presence remained a constant distraction, making it challenging to concentrate on the music. Despite your internal struggles, the two of you gradually developed a small friendship, exchanging stories and getting to know each other beyond the realm of music. While the interactions were enjoyable, the persistent thoughts about Law continued to linger in the back of your mind.
On this particular day, you found yourself in the lesson room, tuning your guitar, running through different chords and riffs as a warm-up while waiting for Law to arrive. The sound of rain tapping against the windowpane outside added a calming ambiance to the room. When Law finally rushed in, apologizing for his tardiness, he swiftly peeled off his rain-soaked hoodie, revealing a sight you hadn't witnessed before. As the fabric caught on his shirt, it rode up just enough to expose an almost teasing glimpse of his well-defined abs and the faint happy trail leading down his stomach, not to mention the v-lines that subtly drew your attention. Typically obscured by his hoodies during lessons, now you were granted an unexpected visual feast, taking in not just the ink decorating his hands but also the tattoos covering his arms and the one teasingly peeking from the collar of his shirt across his chest. The eyeful you had just observed made your face flush with heat and your heart rate quicken. How were you supposed to concentrate on the music now? As Law set his sweater aside, he shot a sly look in your direction, a subtle smirk playing on his lips as he seemed to catch on to your flustered state, evidently aware of the effect his unintentional exposure had on you.
Law continued the lesson, attempting to maintain a semblance of normalcy despite the obvious distraction. However, this time, you couldn't seem to get your act together. It was as though all your prior knowledge of the guitar had simply vanished, leaving you in a constant state of disarray. Frustration and fluster took hold of you as you fumbled through chords and riffs, repeatedly missing the mark. It was a struggle to concentrate, and your attempts to impress your exceptionally attractive teacher were continually ruined, leaving you feeling like a hopeless mess in his presence.
Law's perceptive nature became evident as he sensed your growing frustration. Setting aside his guitar, he rose from his seat and crossed the room to where a piano bench was located. He dragged it closer to both of you, taking a seat on it, his legs straddling each side of the bench. "Come here," he beckoned, tapping the space in front of him. Confusion flickered across your face, but you complied, rising from your seat and making your way over to the piano bench. He gestured for you to sit down, and as you did, he corrected you, "Backwards, sit so that your back is facing me."
Making the adjustment, you settled in, and as you did, you couldn't help but notice Law subtly shifting closer until your back was pressed against his chest. The proximity was closer than you'd ever expected, and as if this lesson couldn't become any more complicated, you found yourself in this incredibly intimate position, your mind racing as the lines between the professional and personal blurred further as the lesson went on.
Your thoughts were abruptly halted as Law's arms wound around you. His took control of your hands, positioning your fingers on the frets and guiding the pick into the correct grip His touch gentle yet firm, as he navigated you through the challenging passages. Yet, amidst the guidance, your focus shifted away from the music, your attention caught by his closeness and the feeling of Law's hands enveloping yours. The overwhelming feelings seemed to dominate your thoughts, distracting you from the task at hand.
Coming back to reality when Law released your hands, he encouraged you to attempt the passage once more. You followed his instructions, albeit with a slightly trembling start, but as you persisted, the notes began to flow more smoothly. A smirk slowly spread across his face, accompanied by an encouraging comment, "Good job, you're improving." The praise raised a surge of confidence within you, a genuine smile gracing your lips as you replayed the passage once again. Law's smirk grew, his words of affirmation continuing to fall from his lips.
A bold idea took root in your mind, and you decided to make a daring move. Pointing to a particular riff, you claimed that you needed help with it. You had played that riff numerous times before without issue, and Law was undoubtedly aware of this, yet, he didn't hesitate to oblige, his arms once again snaking around your body, his chest pressing firmly against your back. As his hands guided yours over the strings, his lips inched closer to your ear, his voice taking on a sultry and intimate tone. He whispered a string of phrases that transitioned from the typical encouragements like 'you've got this' and 'you're doing very well' to something far more provocative, like 'you're doing so well for me,' 'such a good, good student' and βyouβre so lucky to have me as your teacher.β The boundary between professionalism and personal attraction blurred even further.
The increasingly intimate moment was interrupted by the chime of an alarm, signaling the end of your lesson and the start of Law's next appointment. As you made your way home, your guitar teacher's presence continued to occupy your mind, leaving you eagerly anticipating next week's lesson.
chapter warnings: mention of biting & vampire stuff, mention of sex, prostitution
word count: 2,9k
A/N: I had a lot of fun thinking about the club and I hope you like the first glance you can get at it in this chapter.
You can find pictures that inspired me for this one here. I think I have another 50 in my Pinterest board, I really love the club π
Please let me know what you think - reblogs and comments are always the way to make me happy! Tumblr only works if you reblog. Help me keeping this story alive π
Series Masterlist
Maria helped Aurora to get some of her stuff out of her dad's house while he was at work. It wasn't that much anyway. Mostly the stuff she needed for her classes, some clothes and books.Β
Aurora gladly noticed that the healing abilities of her body didn't let her down this time either. She was able to carry the boxes into Maria's car without her ribs hurting too much. Another few days with painkillers and she was as good as new.
They carried Aurora's belongings into Tara's house. Aurora tried her best to stuff anything away into the corner of the room, so she won't annoy Tara more than was necessary.
When they had put down the last boxes, Maria started rummaging through Aurora's clothes.Β
"Nothing in here will work for the club. I can lend you something from my wardrobe - or we could go shopping. The first outfit is on me, sweetie!"
Aurora wasn't comfortable taking so much help from Maria, but her friend insisted, not taking no for an answer.
"We don't even know if they need new donors. Maybe you should call Charlie first before we go shopping for nothing." Aurora was still very nervous at the thought of becoming a blood donor for vampires. Though, it wasn't an uncomfortable nervousness. In fact, it was really exciting. The possibility of meeting Melot again popped up in her head every time she thought about it.
Maria shook her head. "He probably won't be up before sunset. But I am very confident that he won't say no to the eye candy that you are. Just let us go get you a nice dress, girl!"
A few hours later, the two women were back at Maria's apartment. They sat on the couch with some Chinese takeaway and after finishing their meal, Maria finally called her boss.
"Hey Charlie, it's Maria!... Listen, can I bring someone with me tonight? She's a friend of mine, really gorgeous, and she might need some extra money."
Charlie's voice was deep and had a hint of sinfulness to it. "Sure, my love. We can always use some new flavors. I will be there to show her the club, and we can talk about the conditions then, too."
Not long after that telephone call, the two women started to get ready for the club. Maria started some music and began to put on her makeup. Aurora got her new dress and shoes out of the shopping bags.Β
She had opted for a simple red velvet dress with spaghetti straps and black platform heels. As she slipped it on, Maria's mouth fell open.Β
"Damn, Aurora, I knew you'd look great, but this is so hot, girl, look at you! Those vampires better be prepared to get some delicious treat tonight!" Aurora just giggled shyly at her friend's words. Getting compliments like these wasn't something she was used to.Β
The tension Aurora felt in her stomach peaked the moment their Uber arrived at the nightclub. It had been quite a while since she had been out clubbing. And this was a vampire's club, nothing like the ones she had seen before, Aurora guessed, and rightly so.Β The music was the same, the set-up was the same, but yet the atmosphere was entirely different, already now.Β
It was early in the evening, so there weren't any guests there yet. Just some people moving around the tables and booths, likely working in the club.
It was quite dark, dimmed candelabras hanging from the high ceiling and some candles on the tables. The walls, covered in damask wallpaper, gave the whole room a red glow. The bar was old-fashioned, dark wood, brass and red leather stools in front of it. The booths consisted of dark wooden tables with red leather sofas. There were even a few four-poster beds in the corners, looking very comfy with bedding of dark red velvet.
Maria took Aurora's hand and walked her through the large room to an area separated by red ropes. As the two women came to stop at the barrier, a man got up from a plush velvet sofa. He moved way too fast to be human. Aurora flinched when he was suddenly standing right in front of her.
He was tall, his hair cropped short, a hint of stubble on his chiseled jaw. He would have been attractive as a human. But, as he was a vampire, he could only be described as breathtakingly beautiful. His eyes had the same red glow as she had seen in Melot's. And the fangs that appeared when he parted his lips for a charming smile left her trembling in a mix of anxiousness and anticipation.
"Welcome to The Scarlet Coven! I am Charles Brandon, assistant of Mister Walker. You can call me Charlie, dear." Charles held out his hand, and to Aurora's surprise, when she put hers in it, he raised them to his lips, pressing a soft kiss on her knuckles.
"Aurora Russo." Her voice was a mere whisper, but despite the music already blazing through the speakers, Charlie seemed to understand perfectly.
"So, Miss Russo, if you want to follow me to my office, we can talk about the terms of your employment."Β
Aurora turned to look at Maria, and her friend gave her an affirming nod.
Charlie could hardly hold back a chuckle when he recognized the girl who wanted to become a new donor. What a coincidence! He considered his options to react and chose to go with a little surprise. He could never resist the opportunity to tease his cousin. And this was an absolute brilliant opportunity for that.
Even if Charlie didn't know what exactly was the relationship between the girl and Melot, he definitely knew Melot was acting very suspiciously around her. And if Melot had known of Aurora's plan to work in the club, he would have brought her himself instead of Maria. So Melot must be clueless. Charlie was pleased to get to see more of Melot making a fool of himself, so this whole situation was just a sweet gift to lighten Charlie's mood tonight.
Aurora was following Charles along a corridor, the music now muted. Charles opened a door and guided Aurora to enter.
"Make yourself comfortable, please! I'll be with you in a minute. Just have to make a quick phone call."
Aurora entered the room that was the complete opposite to the rest of the nightclub. It was light, the walls painted in plain white. The desk and the chairs standing in front of it were modern, white lacquer, glass and chrome. The only thing that looked kind of old-fashioned was the large armchair behind the desk that was padded with light gray leather. Even the pictures on the walls were bright, colorful and modern.Β
Aurora took a seat on one of the chairs and they were surprisingly comfortable. Nervousness took the better part of her again and she started to pick on the skin of her nail beds.Β It was, in fact, just a moment later that Charles entered the room to join her again.Β "Sorry once more, now I am all yours!" He gave her another of his charming smiles and started to talk about what Aurora had to expect if she took his job offer.
Maria had already explained most of it to Aurora, so it was more of a formality, and soon after, Charlie and Aurora had sorted out most of the subjects to discuss.
"One last question, if you don't mind..." Charles raised his right eyebrow. "Have you ever shared your blood with a vampire before?" Aurora had feared this question. Of course, she hadn't. And she wasn't sure if this was a disadvantage. What if she didn't react as expected when someone bit her? What if she panicked? Charles and Walker were businessmen after all, and they surely didn't want to risk their money with girls that hurt their reputation.
"No, I haven't" she said shyly. But instead of concerned, Charles seemed very pleased to hear this. A content smile spread over his face. He nodded and took Auroraβs hand. He turned it and carefully brushed with his thumb over her wrist.
βThat leaves you different possibilities. There are some vampires that are willing to pay an extra fee for being the first, you know. This means you could make some good money effortlessly. But a lot of humans are more comfortable if the first vampire they are offering their blood is someone they know and trust. So if you know someone that you would like to offer this gift, that would be no problem either. Just think about it and let me know.β
Aurora had no time to think about this. There was a knock at the door that interrupted their conversation.Β
Charles raised his eyebrow once more. βOne moment!β he addressed the person on the other side. Then he turned back to Aurora. βAny more questions? Else, Iβll give you my number and you can call me and tell me your decision. Of course, you are invited to spend the night in the club if it pleases you. You can make up your mind if this is something you can see yourself in.β
Charles got up and held out his hand to Aurora and walked her to the door.
As he opened it, Aurora looked into a familiar face. βMelot!β she uttered, surprised. Considering the look on Melotβs face, he was even more puzzled to see Aurora in the office of his cousin.
βAurora, what are you doing here?β His eyes darted back and forth between Aurora and Charles. In the end, he decided to keep his eyes locked with Charlie, a deep frown on his forehead.
Charlie enjoyed the encounter to his fullest, he was proud to see he had timed everything just perfect.
βAh, Melot, there you are. Thank you for coming. I wanted to introduce you to our newest candidate for becoming a donor. But as it seems, you two are already familiar with each other. Would you mind taking Aurora to the club to show her everything?βΒ
Of course, Melot knew that Charles was playing games, as he had seen Melot and Aurora together. But that didnβt make it any less fun for Charles, apparently.Β
Melot looked at his cousin, dumbfounded. βThis is why you called me?βΒ
Charles smiled his most devious smile and nodded.
"August decided that you should take the role of a mediator between vampires and humans, right? I'd say, this falls into that category.βΒ
Charles knew exactly as well as Melot that this was not what August wanted Melot to do. But Melot didn't complain about spending time with Aurora. To be honest, it was the thing he wanted to do the most ever since he had met her a night earlier.
He took her hand and guided her back to the club, choosing a small booth in the back of the large room for them to sit down. The music was louder now, and Melot had to bow his head down to Aurora, so she could understand him. He didn't have the same problem. Hearing was one of the senses that were highly increased, once you were turned into a vampire.
"How did you get the idea of becoming a donor?" he asked.
Aurora felt goosebumps creeping up her arms as Melot's face was so near to hers.
She scanned the room and after she had finally spotted Maria sitting at the bar, she nodded towards her.
"My friend Maria told me about it. After what happened yesterday, I need a job that earns me enough to be able to pay for a small apartment." Thinking about the night before, Aurora's eyes sank to her hands that were folded in her lap. She didn't want to bother Melot with her problems.
But Melot didnβt mind. βSo, you wonβt go back to whoever hurt you? Thatβs good!β He took Auroraβs hand in his and rubbed little circles over her palm. βYou are safe with us. There will always be someone looking out for you, even if you donβt notice. Just make sure that you wonβt be kissing someone after they fed on you. Or get their blood into your mouth in any other way.β
Aurora realized, she should have shown more interest in vampires and their way of living before she rushed into this situation.
βIs this how you get turned?β She thought she had read about it, but couldnβt remember exactly how it was done.
Melot nodded. βWhen you both exchange your blood, you will transform into a vampire, yes. Some assholes try to turn people without their consent, just for fun. They will try to kiss you after they bit themselves in the tongue, or they will attempt to add droplets of their blood into your drink. But this is an assault, and weβre taking things like this serious. There is a lot of security everywhere in the club. Itβs my job to keep you safe.β
The idea of Melot protecting her made Aurora feel giddy, she felt butterflies in her stomach. And all these feelings kept her from even thinking about what Melot had just told her. She didnβt worry at all about her safety. As long as Melot was with her, everything that happened to her had to be fine.
She realized Melot was still rubbing her hand and she just couldnβt be more happy about it. Whatever it was that the two of them shared, it felt really good.
Slowly the club was getting more crowded. Guests were coming in, filling the booths and the seats at the bar, some already taking their place on the dance floor. It was spectacular to watch. Aurora could tell apart vampires and human donors without any doubt. The vampires were moving entirely different from their human guests. And watching them was almost hypnotic. The way they were dancing, or just walking or standing, was filled with so much grace and elegance.
So it was not just Melot that fascinated her. They all had this aura that was pulling Aurora into their spell. Yet, with Melot everything felt just a hundred times stronger.
Aurora could hardly suppress the urge to kiss him, to feel him as close as possible. When he asked her to dance with him, Aurora wasnβt even able to give him an answer. She just got up and let him lead her to the dance floor.
By now the place was crowded and it wasnβt possible to keep a distance, even if Aurora wanted to. Her body was brushing over Melotβs with every beat of the fast-paced song and her heart was racing in her chest just as fast.Β
Two songs later, Aurora knew that vampires must have a lot more stamina than humans. Her breathing had become erratic and pearls of sweat ran down her spine. Yet Melot looked as if he hadnβt moved at all.
βI think I need a break!β she shouted up to Melot, not knowing that he would have easily heard her if she had just whispered.
Smiling, Melot guided her back to the small couch. βSo how do you feel? Do you really want to do this?β
Auroraβs gaze wandered through the club. By now everywhere she could see vampires who were feeding from donors. Some almost hiding in secluded corners, some openly biting into wrists or necks at the bar or on the dance floor. And some in very suggestive positions where you couldnβt decide if they were feeding, fucking or maybe both.
The last ones made Aurora feel a knot in her stomach. Melot followed her eyes and guessed just right about her feelings.
βYou are not expected to offer any sexual acts. Some do this to earn more money, but someone as beautiful as you will be making more than enough money just by offering your wrist.β He was smiling reassuringly at her. A sight she couldnβt get enough of.
βI think I want to do this!β She really needed the money. And if this job meant to see Melot on a regular basis, what more could she ask for?
Aurora bit her lip, not sure how to go on. She had made up her mind how to get over that βfeeding virginβ problem, but now that it needed to be addressed she was getting shy.
βMelot, donβt you need to feed tonight, too?β His movements were far too fast for her to notice, but his eyes jumped from her face to her jugular and then, over her lips, back to her eyes.Β
βI can bear to have to fast for a day,β he answered her quickly before he could think about the other possibility that made him feel way too excited.
But Aurora finally found her courage and proposed to him what both of them secretly had in their mind.
βI have never been bitten before. Charles told me that I could get some extra money for that. But actually, I think I would feel safer if someone did this that I trust in. I have to admit that I am a little scared.βΒ
She paused and brushed her fingers through his dark locks. Though the music and all the people in the club were still as deafeningly loud as before, somehow for a second it felt like everything was completely silent around them.Β
Shaz, they went to home and fucked hard this day ππππ
Look at my ever pretty Minie.. he was so beautiful that day π and he's trying to take away his gaze from that man.
Look at JK, he looked damn hot and handsome that day. He looks like he'll lose that single ounce of control in his body any second. His sexual energy was so high that even Lizkookers used that clip of him with their girlie. (Funny thing is no one knows this Jkk clip but both Fandoms know that one cursed lizkook edit π)
And mimi casually landing on his lap π
Another analysis yeei!
Anon the way I ran when I saw the F word ππ
I hate my mind π€¦π½ββοΈ
Anyway, actually anon i don't think this was one of those steamy nights.. I think it was the complete opposite where they went to bed a bit sad actually π and had one of those pillow talks about how sometimes they hate being in the closet and what not. About how they always have to tone down Jikookery when other members can do what they want.
Okay, okay, okay. What I'm I talking about? Let's rewind.
First we have Jimin staring at JK, right?
But what everyone misses is how Jimin rolls his eyes after. You can actually see it clearly on anon's zoomed in version here. Timestamp 0.21
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So I don't think that stare was about Jimin admiring his extremely gorgeous man like many people think. Even though we can't forget how good JK looked damn π₯
That is one gorgeous man right there. I bet Mimi didn't know what hit him. Oh! I interrupt this programme to bring up this edit of JK and how hard puberty hit him in 2014.
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That's the same fucking year y'all. Jimin slept one night thinking JK was cute and adorable, seeing him as his baby brother. And then one day he woke up and was like πππ½π JK's glow up is no joke. I'm sure Jimin didn't know what to do when his platonic affection took a turn. Ha haa! Poor Mimi really didn't know what hit him π€π€
Back to analysis.
Here we have Jimin scratching and that's when he notices how close JK's hand is.
Which is when he decides to nudge him. Hard to tell if JK feels that, because he doesn't react. But Jimin was real subtle and I'm impressed Jikookers caught this.
So what do we have here?
Okay so word on the street is that Jimin and JK had been talked to before these interviews and told to watch themselves. Tbf its not just Jikook who are supposed to calm down when members are in the US. They're all supposed to 'behave'. They know in the West people will interprete their skinship for gayness so they're usually pretty tame especially during interviews. On stage though it's a whole different story ππ
Anyway, JK wasn't happy about this. Which is a bit confusing since this clearly isn't new. So idk why he felt some type of way about this particular time. U can tell by how he was during this interview. If we are being honest JK is usually much more chipper and loud and happier than this during English interviews. There were many moments where RM, V and Jimin were yelling randomly and we all know usually JK is part of the random shouting. But this time he wasn't feeling it. He didn't even talk that much.
If this rumor/theory is to be believed, then it would explain why JK was down and also why Jimin rolled his eyes at him, no? Like "this brat" Or maybe he was rolling his eyes at the situation?
Idk but I do think this was to make JK feel better.
RM and V were not impressed by that at all. Which again, I believe is because they had been told not to Jikook at all and here goes Jimin doing that ππ½ Also it totally wasn't necessary ππ€
But can we really blame him? Jimin saw his man was upset and didn't give a shit so he took his shot.
We already know Jimin placates JK alot. Or gives into his wishes to make him happy. If Jimin is doing something JK doesn't like, we have seen JK nudge Jimin or look at him some type of way or stared at him until Jimin stopped what he was doing. Jimin is a great boyfriend y'all. π€π€
So Jimin randomly lying on JK's lap, couple that with that one subtle nudge where he tried to touch JK... I think this theory makes sense. I know some Jikookers think they were fighting, and JK was trying to reach out, but I think JK just really wanted to touch Jimin. I don't think they were fighting at all. Jikook as a couple were fine. It's just that the closet can be a bit suffocating sometimes.
Anyway, to summarize: Jikook were told not to well...Jikook. JK was not happy. (He never is) Jimin dropped on his lap to make him feel better. The end.
haiii iβm here for a matchupπ i love ur writing
iβll give the basics first: pronouns are she/her, iβm 5β11, my personality type is entj so8, i wear thin rectangular glasses, and my hair is naturally curly but yknow i fry that shit with heat so itβs straight and more manageableππ
people say iβm unapproachable because i βlook coolβ but idk if thatβs true, i know i look unapproachable but thatβs because i have the WORST resting bitch face ever itβs crazyπ i dress pretty minimalistic and androgynous, my closet consists of the same pieces of clothing repeated cuz iβm lazy but sometimes i dress more fem. iβm pretty nice i think, i like helping people in any way i can, but i take more of a logical approach rather than an emotional approach. the only thing i enjoy other than hanging out with friends is musicβ you will not see me without my earbuds i live off of it. i also have severe adhd if that makes a differenceπ
i donβt know how to describe myself in depth so i hope this is enough to match me with someone. answer this whenever you get the chance tyyyyyyyyyyβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
I match you with EREN YEAGER
First off you guys would be THAT couple
absolutely stunning, both you could literally pass as models
To be honest at first Eren is a little intimidated
Your gorgeous but you also look like you could pummel him to the ground
Which in his defense is pretty hot π€·π»ββοΈ
He admires how you can be mature in situations but on his side heβs very emotional
As long as youβre allowed to be vulnerable with him he has no problem
He likes to play with your hair and tells you all the damn time
βYour natural hair is better.β βBabe can you leave your hair like this for today.β
Donβt get me started on your glasses because this man will have his fun
Always taking them off your face, wearing them or holding them above your head
Or even when your busy doing something, he has this habit where he just pushes up your glasses
No words shared just a common gesture
He gets pouty whenever he wants to talk to you and notices your bumping your music
He usually just asks to share the earbud because he really just wants be close to you
He finds your style comforting and honestly heβs always stealing your clothes
Your shirts, pants ,everything is going missing and thereβs only one culprit
βWhat? You take my hoodies.β βIβll wash it and give it back! Just let me wear it today.β
The days you doll yourself up heβs fascinated
He canβt keep his lips or hands off of you, he gets sooooo much more clinger
Constantly complimenting you and telling you how pretty you are
He likes helping you unwind though, taking off your makeup and just turning in and cuddling with you
A relationship with Eren is full of love and fun. Heβs got a big heart and isnβt afraid to show his love for you either
Don't mind me. Just thinking about.....stuff. πππππππ₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅ππππ
Summary: The reader finds herself being pursued by an aggressive Trick and Carmelo. But thankfully for her. Julius Creed drinks his respect women juice.
It's a crisp Tuesday night in Florida where NXT is taping its latest episode. You're sat backstage waiting for your match against Indi Hartwell, looking at your phone while you wait.
"Y/N, damn girl, I am loving the new ring gear." Carmelo Hayes interrupts your peaceful scrolling with Trick at his side.
"Melo." You glance up from your phone screen, a dry expression plastered on your face. "Don't you have anything better to do than hit on me?" You ask him with a raised brow.
Carmelo chuckles at your dry response. He's always loved that you never hesitate to speak your mind. "Nope. I am all yours tonight, gorgeous." He grins at you. "So why don't you go ahead and swing by the locker room later, huh? I promise that the Trick and Melo experience is unforgettable, baby."
You roll your eyes and set your phone aside so the playboy and his buddy have your full attention. But before you can chew Melo out and tell him to hit the road, Julius and Brutus Creed come around the corner.
"Hey! Get lost, idiots." Julius shouts at Melo as he stomps over to your side.
"Yeah!" Brutus adds from his brother's side. "Leave Y/N, alone!" He barks at Trick.
Carmelo laughs as Julius walks up to him and gets in his face. "What's it to you losers who shorty is hanging with?" He stares Julius down. "Last time I checked you ain't her damn boyfriend, Creed."
"It doesn't matter," Julius replies firmly. "Girlfriend or no girlfriend, you should still show the lady some respect when you talk to her." He snaps at Carmelo.
Melo chuckles again and pushes his way past Julius. "Whatever man." He scoffs. "Y/N, I'll be seeing you around, baby." He glances back at you with a wink before he and Trick walk off.
Julius turns and watches Carmelo and Trick saunter away before he turns back to you with a sympathetic smile.
"Hey, sorry about that, Y/N." He scratches the back of his neck. "I can't believe that you let him talk to you like that." He shakes his head.
"Well, I was going to chew him out." You giggle. "But you kind of beat me to it." You remind him. "Thank you, by the way. That was sweet of you."
"Aw, it was nothing," Julius replies sheepishly. "You might not be in Diamond Mine anymore, but you're still cool with us."
You nod with a small smile, a pang of guilt hitting you at the mention of your brother's impromptu faction.
"Yeah, how is Roddy, by the way?" You ask Julius curiously.
"He's alright." Julius shrugs. "You know how he is."
You nod again, the awkwardness in the room starting to grow by the second. "Well, I better get out to the ring." You cough. "Thanks again, Julius. And you too, Brutus. Take care, guys." You offer the brothers a small wave before you retreat to the ring.
When Roderick first told you that he was building his own faction after Undisputed Era's breakup, you resented him for it. How could your brother just move on from Undisputed Era like that? With seemingly no remorse or regret?
You eventually did forgive Roderick for moving on so quickly. He is your brother after all. But you declined when he asked you to join Diamond Mine. You still work out and see them once in a while. But you're on your own when it comes to working.
You get your match against Indi over pretty quickly and head backstage again. You head up the ramp and reach for the curtain when Carmelo steps out from behind it. Trick steps out behind him and both of them grin at you with sinister smiles.
"Y/N, funny running into you again, baby." Carmelo chuckles and herds you back down the ramp.
"Really, Carmelo?" You scoff as you walk backward. "I knew that you and Trick trolled for hot chicks all the time. But this is ridiculous."
Carmelo chuckles and herds you back down to the ring. "What can I say?" He shrugs. "The A champion always gets what he wants."
You get herded into the ring and start weighing your options for escape. Outsmarting and getting away from one of them would be a breeze. But there are two of them, so things are a bit more complicated.
You weigh whether or not you could make it past Trick and get to the commentary table before one of them grabbed you. You know that Vic and Wade will be nice enough to shield you. Or at least Vic would be kind enough to buy you some time.
Just when all seems lost, you spot movement at the top of the ramp. "Oh, thank god." You sigh in relief when Julius and Brutus come sprinting down the ramp with Roderick.
Roderick and Brutus take care of Trick and Carmelo while Julius gets you out of the ring and back up the ramp. He ushers you backstage before he finally lets your arm go.
"Whew, that was a close one." You joke to hide your initial fear.
"Are you alright, Y/N?" Julius asks you. "Man, those two just don't know when to quit do they?" He shakes his head.
You nod in agreement as Roderick and Brutus come through the curtain. "Y/N, you okay? How come you didn't tell me that Melo and Trick were bothering you? I had to hear about it from Julius." He asks you.
"You told my brother?" You turn to Julius.
"Yeah...I'm sorry, Y/N." Julius nods sheepishly. "But after earlier tonight, I was worried about you." He admits. "I know how sneaky Trick and Carmelo can be."
You let out a small sigh and shake your head. "No, it's okay." You assure him. "Thank you for being worried about me, Julius."
You step forward and hug Julius as tight as you can. He smiles at himself and hugs you back. "So does this mean that you'll join Diamond Mine finally?" He asks you. "Just so I can make sure Trick and Melo leave you alone for good?" He asks you.
"Yeah, I'd like that." You giggle. "I guess you can count me in after Afterall, Roddy." You flash your brother a smile.
"Mhm, whatever gets Julius to stop fawning over you." Roderick replies, "Good to have you back, sis."
This a favorite pic of mine! This so Sawyer. Totally laid back and feeling most like herself in a t-shirt and jeans. Of course Ethan thinks she's gorgeous when she dresses up, but he finds her "real world" look super hot. He's always a goner when she wears the same jean shorts she wore to Donahue's that first day they met.π
I love how that dress hangs off your body
How you curl up your hair
I love when you walk into a party
And they can't help but stare
When you're groovin' to the music
And you got that two shot feeling
And you're air guitaring every note
When you kiss me on that dance floor
Make sure everyone can see it
Girl, it's perfect, but I love you most
When there's no one else around
When you let your hair fall down
So slow, so close, you know
I love it when you pour that glass of wine
And you let yourself unwind
When we're dancin' in the kitchen
Baby, that's when I love you most
I love when you're singing in the shower
And you think I can't hear
I love when you talk to me for hours
And the world disappears
When you're driving twenty over
You don't notice 'cause you're laughing
And you're laughin' at your own damn joke
When it's only me and you
That's when that magic starts to happen
Girl, I swear that's why I love you most
P.S. Sawyer thinks the same thing about Ethan. When he's in a suit and tie, her Dr. Ramsey is a 10/10. But when he's in a t-shirt and baseball hat, her Ethan better be ready to catch her legs around his waist.
911 s6e2 - some thoughts and comments as I'm watching:
spoilers ahead haha
oh shit I almost forgot about Athena's dad π³
I love the way we kinda see it all from Athena's perspective, and everything is so echoey and feels kinda distant I guess hah
those scenes before something bad happens are always so stressful because I don't know what exactly to expect or when to expect it π like, I love it, but I hate it π€£π€£
oh my god I did not expect the guy to blow up his yard π I was so anxiously waiting for him to get seriously hurt somehow and here he goes doing this π
awww Captain Hen ππ love that so much β€οΈ
I figured the wife was cheating with the neighbor but they had an underground tunnel for that??? lmao how did they even manage that π
they always manage to do something completely unexpected π God I love this show
"are you at ease" why was this so funny π
I'm loving Maddie, like, mentoring Noah or whatever, but... I miss dispatcher May sns ππ (and May in general)
Hen is gonna totally wear herself out, I'm tired just watching her go through it all - btw those shots of her driving super tired and while eating are giving so much anxiety that she'll get into an accident or something - even though I drive, I'm still so terrified of the possibility of a car crash after I was in a car crash when I was like 6 or 7 lol -
okay, what the fuck was that popcorn scene π did that have a purpose? was it supposed to be funny? cause it was kinda cringe and annoying and wtf why did they do that π
oh my god she's falling asleep behind the wheel - I fucking called it (I'm currently talking at my screen out loud begging her to pull over, I'm totally fine πππ)
oh thank God she's fine but oh my god I'm fucking stressed out π
Bobby is the best husband, seriously, I so respect him standing up to Athena's mom, that was great - her mom is being a bit unreasonable but like, I understand it because I know, even just based on my family, how old people are - so stubborn and set in their ways, and can get offended over nothing and take everything way too personally...
random thought (because I heard Hen talk to Julie and I was like: who's that new person lol) but like: where's Ravi? I don't remember how he ended up at the end of s5 but like, did he leave the show or something??
Buck always having meaningful conversations with people on calls when he needs it ππ
this is such a stressful rescue but somehow it's less stressful than Hen driving ππ (that car accident affected me too much lol its a miracle I drive regularly now haha)
fuck, I teared up when Hen was telling Lev about Frankie π and now I'm fucking crying omg what πππ he was on the screen for like 2 minutes, why am I crying over him π they always know how to hit me in the feels
and the saddest version of don't worry be happy is just making it worse πππ
I haven't mentioned it yet, so here's my weekly pause and break for thirsting over Eddie because I can't handle the feels now lol: damn Eddie looks so fucking good, like always π₯΅π₯ I really love his haircut tbh I wish he had more screen time this episode because oh my god he looks so hot and just so gorgeous πππ₯ (when does he not ππ) okay, I'm done for now lol
I'm loving the plotline of Buck trying to find happiness and I feel for him rn π₯Ί he looks so sad and clearly this death hit him pretty hard π₯Ί also, the "you always have the answers" π₯Ίπ
don't tell me Hen didn't pass π³π
oh fuck I'm crying once again, poor Hen πππ she took on way too much, I feel so bad, both for her and for her family π
and now Beatrice is making me cry - damn, it's episode 2 and they're already hitting me in the feels way too much π I can't handle it ππ
A BODY? WHAT NOW? WTF??? okay, I wasn't that invested in Athena's story so far but now I am π³π³π³π³ I MEAN, WHAT?! what does this mean??? I'm so confused and so curious and just.... what. I need the next episode right the fuck now ππ
tbh I wanted to say I liked the previous episode a little bit better - but like, that last scene really made it crazy and now I'm π€― I loved it
ngl, as much as I felt bad for Athena, I didn't care all that much for her parents' story but the end scene made it the most interesting thing this episode π
I loved Hen's story and I was so worried and stressed for her (if you ever feel tired when driving, my god, just pull over pls π) school work and being a present mom and a wife is a lot and she was just so overworked and overwhelmed and I'm curious where her story goes now, because they built up her wanting to become a doctor so much, it'd be weird if they just dropped it now π€
I'm loving Buck trying to find happiness - Buck's stories are always great and I hope we'll get some more of that in next episodes
I'm also hoping Eddie will get some important storyline soon because he's just there being an amazing firefighter and looking hot and I'm not complaining but like, let's put some more focus on him pls π
overall, really loved it, and I seriously cannot fucking wait for the next one (like, the ending??? I won't stop thinking about it until the next episode π)
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yourinstagramname: 2022 was a dream come true π
sza: sold out tour in multiple countries! she finally called urbanwyatt back and got her man, bought multiple houses, released her album, my baby had her foot on yall neck ALL YEAR, go best friend, that's my best friend
yourinstagramname: sza I love you BAD π
yournamesource: not sza adding in the part about urban lmaoooo
sza: yournamesource it's only right lol man was over there in SHAMBLES
yourinstagramname: jackharlow she's innocent just like I am
urbanwyatt: I can't even with the two of you
buttercupharlow: urbanwyatt take it back before I stop defending you and start telling on you to yourinstagramname
jackharlow: oh
urbanwyatt: buttercupharlow I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING jackharlow get your wife!
jackharlow: urbanwyatt it's outta my hands lol
buttercupharlow: urbanwyatt that's what they all say. see what I did there?
jackharlow: buttercupharlow babe, you are so fucking corny lol
yourinstagramname: jackharlow leave her alone and oh buttercupharlow DO TELL
buttercupharlow: yourinstagramname check your phone in like five minutes
jackharlow: yourinstagramname now urbanwyatt is chasing buttercupharlow to see her phone so it might be a while lol
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urbanwyatt: my entire heart outside of my chest π
buttercupharlow: jackharlow and I'm the corny one? look at your best friend
yourinstagramname: babeeeeee stoppppppp
sza: SIMP!
jackharlow: buttercupharlow can you just admit that I'm the funny one in this marriage?
buttercupharlow: jackharlow oh so I'm the most attractive one in this marriage, right?
yourinstagramname: you two stay being a hot mess lmao
buttercupharlow: yourinstagramname he started it! but you look so gorgeous mamas! can't wait for our shopping trip date once we hit Italy
jackharlow: buttercupharlow you talk a lot of shit for someone who can't back it up
buttercupharlow: jackharlow TRY ME
urbanwyatt: your WHAT?!
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt how do you expect us to go to Italy and not go shopping and most importantly eat the food?
jackharlow: the two of you are always ditching us for each other
buttercupharlow: jackharlow and? your point?
druski2funny: yourinstagramname I wasn't invited?
lilnasx: druski2funny invited for what? if they don't even want jackharlow and urbanwyatt to go with them what makes you think they want you to go?
buttercupharlow: damn, double homicide
jackharlow: REE!
yourinstagramname: lmaoooo outta pocket! but jackharlow should have never introduced me to buttercupharlow. that's my soulmate.
buttercupharlow: suck it, bitches
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname then what the hell am I?!?!
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt umm, lemme get back to you on that
2forwoyne: never fails. people meet jackharlow and they're like he's great until they meet buttercupharlow and then he's forgotten about lmaooooo all attention goes to her
yourinstagramname: 2forwoyne well she does give off baddie energy
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname since I'm not your soulmate your gifts are going back to the store
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt I WAS JUST PLAYING
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname SAVE IT!
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yourinstagramname: those off guard pics of my man be the best π
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname oh? I'm your man today?
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt when are you not? because that's news to me
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname you said buttercupharlow was your soulmate
buttercupharlow: urbanwyatt leave me outta this
sza: you can have soulmates in multiple forms!
yourinstagramname: sza exactly! Ree is just my shopping soulmate!
jackharlow: yourinstagramname to spend up all my damn money clearly
urbanwyatt: jackharlow take it back before she sees it
jackharlow: urbanwyatt nope
zendaya: jackharlow violence loading in 3..2..1...
buttercupharlow: jackharlow I'M NOT BUYING YOU SHIT NEXT TIME. GO GET IT YOURSELF.
sza: damn, double homicide lmaooo
jackharlow: buttercupharlow I'm hiding your bank card anyway
buttercupharlow: jackharlow that's okay. I'm calling Mama Maggie. have fun getting yelled at
jackharlow: buttercupharlow you wouldn't dare
buttercupharlow: jackharlow it's dialing
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname you must have taken this when you finally peeled yourself out of my armpit
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt not my fault that it's my comfort spot. deal with it.
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urbanwyatt: all black everything
yourinstagramname: THE BLUE EYES ARE BLUING ON THIS FINE EVENING. MY MAN IS GORGEOUS.
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname π₯°π₯°π₯°
sza: urbanwyatt we cannot get her to shut up about you. I love that you're both happy but damn I need a break.
yourinstagramname: sza you are supposed to be the best friend so you have to deal with it
jackharlow: sza what is this break you speak of because got damn urbanwyatt is just as bad as she is!
2forwoyne: my boy is in love
shloob_: he's down bad
urbanwyatt: not yall calling me out and jackharlow I know you aren't talking with how much you talk about your wife on a DAILY BASIS
jackharlow: urbanwyatt we're not talking about me right now!
neelamthadhani: jackharlow urbanwyatt both of you are terrible actually.
quiiso: I second this
jackharlow: NOW WHY AM I IN IT? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT URB!
yourinstagramname: jackharlow the way you talk about her is adorable though. ultimate husband energy. where is she by the way? we have a date later
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname A WHAT? YOU ONLY HAVE A DATE WITH ME
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt I thought that was tomorrow?
jackharlow: and buttercupharlow show yourself. we have a date later too so now you're going out with yourinstagramname?
buttercupharlow: jackharlow and that's why I love tomorrow. anyway yourinstagramname ready when you are.
urbanwyatt: well got damn can we at least come? we're hungry too!
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt jackharlow yall can come HOWEVER yall better not say shit when me and buttercupharlow order one of everything, we've been wanting to go here for months!
jackharlow: ONE OF EVERYTHING?
urbanwyatt: jackharlow there probably won't even be enough space for us at the table smh
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt stop being dramatic smh
buttercupharlow: if that's the case, I can eat my meal off my husband's lap π
yourinstagramname: buttercupharlow I like the way you think lol
jackharlow: buttercupharlow once again talking all that shit and can't back it up
yourinstagramname: jackharlow idk from our group chat she can back a lot of things up. like taking over for the 99 and the 2000s style π
jackharlow: buttercupharlow can't take your ass nowhere and pause. if it's the story I'm thinking of...... AND YOU TOLD HER THAT?
buttercupharlow: jackharlow idk what you're talking about baby
urbanwyatt: can't take yourinstagramname anywhere either
yourinstagramname: you know what? we're leaving and yall can stay yall asses here
Megan Thee Stallion Reminds Us Summer Is Almost Here
Step your pussies up, the temperature is on the rise!Megan Thee Stallion, literal inventor of the Hot Girl Summer, shared some vacation pics on Instagram Thursday. While she kept the caption simple, the photos serve as a reminder that daylight savings time is upon us, and now's the part where we begin our long trek from snow-covered fields to sunnier pastures.Perhaps even to a place where we can wear a teeny little bikini. See on Instagram Celebs were quick to comment, like James Charles, who wrote: "Stunning!" Chloe Bailey added that "you're so damn pretty meg" while Demi Lovato chimed in with "Gorgeous!" Zendaya, always one for simplicity, simply said "π". Truer words have never been spoken.Meg previously returned to Instagram a few days ago with snaps from the Vanity Fair Oscars party, after she temporarily left the platform in November. See on Instagram The hiatus came amid of a highly publicized trial against Tory Lane in California, in which the rapper was found guilty of shooting Meg during a pool party at Kylie Jenner's home in July 2020. Prior to his conviction, Lanez released an album in which he accused Meg of lying about the shooting. The album sparked intense discussions from feminists and fans online, even while various rappers co-signed Lanez's flagrant behavior, Drake included. Soon after, Lanez was slapped with three felony counts by the aforementioned jury in California: assault with a semi-automatic handgun, possession of an unregistered and loaded firearm and discharging of said firearm with gross negligence. None β (@) From the photos alone, it's clear Meg has found a bit of comfort and peace in the time away. She even teased earlier this week that she's back in the studio, which gives the rest of us something to look forward to in the warm summer sun. Photo via Getty/ Axelle/ Bauer-Griffin/ FilmMagic
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