#House Of Shaadi

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

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[delicatetaysversion]

i hate the way he makes me fight for things i don't even believe in or want or like

[people-wxtching]

i made the mistake of sitting in front of tharkis the day we were starting reproductive system. the only vagina they're seeing is the diagram in the book why do they need to act like we're in 8th doing the chapter for the first time-

anyways hru??

LMAO i feel bad for you. there's always some or the other guy like that in a class. they had cut out reproductive system for us last year so the only time we studied it was in 8th 💀

i'm tired, but i'm choosing to focus on the fact that heather day is in 2 hours and that my entire design institute class will be wearing sweaters tomorrow (we even sang heather in the groupchat)

wby?

[ji-jii-visha]

Its a video of a woman who got out of a cult she grew up in and she's talking about an aspect of feminism we were talking about. And she raises the question very articulately.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-s-Buuxusb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Storytime:

So, I'm doing BA with correspondence or private or whatever you call it, I don't go to college everyday. And my college has a lot of rural population. So, when I went to give my exams, I overheard a group of girls, one of them said that they can't wait for thier shaadi because they just can't put thier mind into studying. Now, it's totally acceptable, you know what you want, you know what you can do, so that's pretty amazing on her part. But what got me thinking was that when in the last few years, my parents (government school teachers) would go from house to house, asking the students to come to school. And when they'd advise the parents to send the girls for higher education in a school that's 20km from thier village, they'd get the same answer: ladki hai, duniya kharab hai, ghar sambhalna seekhegi, etc

Do you see it? Perhaps that girl really didn't wanna study, that's fine. But so many girls don't have an option, they think that the only choice is to get married, learn how to cook food, clean the house, etc

In contrast, a girl from, let's say a good neighbourhood in the US, if she didn't wanna study, would she choose only marriage? Think about it, wouldn't she have more options? A few jobs, having fun? Something else??

[channoticedmeuwu]

TXT IF THEY WERE . . . THE DESI BOYS(Z) !?

#— “oh teri” . . . maine exam paper khola, aur uss ne meri khol di ・⁠・⁠・🥭﹏. ๑：(❛⁠ 🪔

p — DESI!OT5 × (FEM) DESI!READER | g — crack, fluff, desi!au, reader is implied to be desi but it's more on the members, just headcanons | w — lingo used is tailored towards a desi audience

A/N — y'all I needed to. call me cringe. but I need to get beomgyu as a desi out of my head okay. I'm sorry. I love this sm. so please, make some noise for the desi boys guys.

THIS DRABBLE IS TARGETTED TOWARDS A FEM!DESI READER. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE INCLUSIVE TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE LINGO USED.

🎧 — “MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE DESI BOYZ”

CHOI YEONJUN

openly unshareef but a bit gullible. probably gets in a lot of trouble solely because he can't cover himself up. he'd freeze up anytime he's confronted about any of his shenanigans. you'd definitely see him playing cricket with the maila boys in the galis, and would probably do a dramatic dive towards the side walk when a car passes by, honking. screams “Y/N, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!” and terribly misses the chakka, then screams “THAT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY WHITE!!!” to hide his embarrassment.

hates chai tho, thinks hating it gives him personality. sucks at math, always in the principal's office for “talking back” to the old teacher. is actually really smart, so his grades aren't really slipping that much.

would tell you he's planning to play cricket professionally, but we all know he's a bit all talk. brings you ghajras and tells you it was from his mom so he doesn't get in trouble with your dad. speaking of which, he goes around claiming “l/n chachu is my best friend!!!!” but can't look the man in his eyes and say hello.

CHOI SOOBIN

he looks shareef as hell— isn't. doesn't really do much to get in trouble, just steals his brother's car and takes it out for a drive at 3 am. texts you really late at night asking if you want to drive around. when you refuse and absolutely “BREAK HIS HEART” (he'll be fine), he takes yeonjun with him. and because you weren't there to smack the back of his head, he doesn't see the big ass depression in the road and gets stuck. calls you AGAIN, crying at 3:30 am, freaking out and going “THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!” you can hear yeonjun trying to calm him down in the back but both of them are scared they'll get caught by the police and then will be detained overnight. soobin's very dramatic.

is really annoying sometimes. bold asf tho, definitely looks your dad in the eyes and shakes his hand whenever he's around. your dad would say “stay away from soobin I don't like him,” and then proceed to immediately befriend him when they realize they watch the same drama serial that's trending.

big foodie too, calls you and tells you he's bringing home crates of mangos with his friends and gives you an extra one whenever summer hits. his friend would ask him, “dude, where do we keep these crates?” and soobin, who's never been to your house EVER, goes, “tsk— follow me.” and walks into your house unannounced and unaware. wears a white kurta with gold accents because white represents, “purity, y/n. I'm a pure boy.” drops stew on his clothes moments after.

CHOI BEOMGYU

the real “stay away from him” wala boy. he's the talk of the town. no one knows how he manages to do it.

acing school, really fucking street smart, barely home most of the time. probably listens to a lot of punjabi. probably also curses in purely just punjabi. he's the kid that would probably post stories of driving in the rain or something 😭

all the girls in the shaadi hall have eyes on him. really good with kids too, but super fucking annoying, so you'd probably see a kid every few hours running up to their mama and crying, “BHAI HIT ME!!!!!”

acts really chichora because he thinks it's funny. would steal flowers from the bouquets in shaadi halls for all the younger kids in his fam, but save you the best one. gives you his aalu when you eat biryani together. super sentimental too, would randomly break into a poetry during a random conversation that has nothing to do with poetry.

cracks a lot of dirty jokes too, again, because he thinks it's funny. eyes you shockingly when you eat the paani puri with one whole bite after he struggles to. asks how you're better with your mouth than him, and gets a smack right on his nose. on a related note, starts a “paani puri or gol gappe?” debate with you, and picks the side you're against solely because you're against it. can't have you winning, now can he?

loves it when it rains. calls it relatable. you'd probably get a call when the sky starts getting darker and asks if he can dance in the rain with you. wears his best black kurta (he has 5) whenever you two hang out. looks very attentively into your hands when you get mehendi done, and ask if you had his name written somewhere in the designs. gets disappointed when you don't.

KANG TAEHYUN

probably the most religious out of the 5. the annoying type in group hang outs that threatens he'll snitch, but never does. a cute geek. probably studies computer sciences.

ironically also a gym rat. gym buddies with beomgyu. has abs but you can't see it until beomgyu dumps a bucket of water on him from the balcony and drenches him completely. and you're like, “oh.” gets shy when beomgyu forces him to wear a compression shirt for the gram 🔥💪 is the Athlete Of The Year 3 years in a row. sports captain, too.

always visiting the principal's office, but not because he's in trouble. knows the principal &staff really fucking well because he's an athlete. fist bumps the principal in the halls, gets shot weird looks before the principal eventually returns his fist bump.

the kid who probably has a lot of writing on his t-shirt on the last day of school. areas of his face smeared with ink from a pen soobin accidentally broke. all 5 take a picture with the principal on the last day of school. forces the photographer to take an extra silly one of just the principal and him. refuses to give his sports captain sash back.

helps you study during the winter break. complains when you don't understand it immediately. threatens that he'll tell “l/n aunty you're constantly on your phone.” but really rewarding & generous once you begin to ace the topic. promises you he'll treat you to food (and keeps his word.)

HUENINGKAI

called kamal a lot. is a sweetheart. grew up bringing flowers for his teachers every morning. really good at language arts. writes the poetry beomgyu randomly starts reciting.

plays basketball because “the body needs varzish.” forces you to play with him after he misses many hoops on purpose. goes easy on you until you piss him off for “being bad.”

your parents absolutely love him and start internally crying when they realize he may be in the friendzone. brings fruits for your mom and a pirated video game for your brother everytime he visits. loves to tease you for losing in a video game you've never played before.

accidentally walks on you when you're adjusting your clothes. screams so loud mama thinks he slipped in the bathroom. apologizes a lot even though he saw like nothing. tries to make it up to you while you're making chai— ends up distracting you so bad it spills over the pot. absolutely dizzy and doesn't know what to do.

to make it up to you (and maybe to spend some extra time with just you), takes you to those local malls where it reeks of chalia and fresh cloth, and there's a million tailors stitching clothes. would probably get scammed so fucking fast before you start yelling that they're going way off price. confused asf, realizes maybe he should just let you do the talking, while he carries all the stuff the two of you buy for the wedding coming up.

probably hears a lot of, “wow, he's so pretty,” from a million aunties whispering to each other there. gets shy super fast.

begs you to buy something that he wants to pay for because he feels so guilty for the chai and walking in on you, even though you're absolutely refusing. sneaks away while you're arguing with a tailor, buys a pair of gold baliyaan for you.

then gives the jewelry to you while you two are sitting in the car, and proceeds to earn another affectionate smack when you realize he got scammed bad for them.

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[itz-stus]

Um how about a Indian reader who believes in sex after marriage sooo when they were in relationship gojo has to kinda suffer (in a funny way) being a herbivore and after there marriage he can't just wait to leave the crowd teasing the reader through the function and it would be more fun if it's an Indian wedding cause we all know ristedar picha na shadi ke pehle chorte hai aur na shaadi ke baad 😆

But getting his hands all over her once they leave them alone

I'm imagining his reaction when reader would cry her eyes out during vidai 😆

Btw new Tumblr user here I got excited knowing a Desi gojo fic writer<3

Feel free to ignore tho

Omggg I loved this request it was soo fun!! Like my literal fantasy came to life here!! I did this request so fast in honor of the Goat's homecoming!!

Masterlist

The Wedding Night

So you two have been preparing for the wedding for months. Since you had to organize two weddings one Japanese style and one Indian style

When he found out honestly he was quite amused of course but he always respected your decisions. Not without teasing you at every given moment from sexy scenes in movies to books if there were any he would always say "Just wait until the day we get married~" teasing you on how you believed in sex after marriage.

Now the day was finally here, Satoru in a beige sherwani with blue flowers and golden kadhai asdfghjkl. 

When you joined the ballroom oh my wearing that royal wedding dress. The red lehenga with gold all over it. Damn, this man fell even harder he didn't even know he could see this day.

After the var mala, You and he sat in front of the mandap now that's where the fun began. 

Satoru's slippers were gone in seconds, even the strongest sorcerer couldn't save them. 

Your sister got a lot of money in return which made you sigh at both of their behaviors

"Where are my slippers?" Satoru said looking around as you snickered and looked at your sisters (now salis) as one of them wore the slippers. "Jija ji~," Your sisters said menacingly as they tapped on his shoulders making him look around "Oh, you found them? Thank you" He smiled patting one of their head, oh this poor boy doesn't know what is going to happen now as the swiped the slippers as he was about to reach them making he raise his eyebrow. The eldest smiled and said snickering "Nothing in return~" Satoru didn't has a single clue about what she was asking and placed a plate of golgappa from the waiter in her hand. Making you laugh and said "Not that idiot, she's talking about money the neigh(idk what you call it but in my family, they call it neigh or shagun ka lifafa)" "Oh!! Here my sweet sisters-in-law!" He said putting his card in their hands making your and your sister's jaws drop to the floor. "Oh, Beh--" You were about to curse as your elder sister (can be cousin too) covered your mouth. "Not today Y/n."

After the faire and pooja, it was time to play the games. The most intense game of no other. Both of you were so determined to find the ring in the bowl. After, 7 rounds you finally won the first game. While Satoru won the rice game.

At the Dinner, he thought this was the time he finally would get you alone. But unfortunately for him all your relatives when to meet you.

You two were sitting together while the whole family sat on the larger table as Indian dishes were served as the relatives started to come from one of your closets first. First were from your mother's house who came and fed you two a bite of the food (The custom where like the relatives feed you one bite showing their love towards the bride and groom) "Hai mera beta itni badi hogayi," Your Mama said feeding you two a bite as you turned to Satoru and introduced him to your uncle " 'Toru, This is My Mama the one I told you about." You said as Satoru nodded and smiled at him "Yes I remember, Namaste sir" "Oh don't call me sir, I'm your Uncle now boy!" You Uncle fist-bumped your newly wed husband welcoming him to the family as he leaned to your ear and whispered "Hindi seekh raha hai?" He asked as you giggled and nodded "Abhi tak sahi chal rahi hai classes"

Oh, that was just one of them, and many more from both your mother's and father's side. You introduced those who were left in the group photos

After the whole dinner, there was part of the vidai when you both were leaving to go to your hotel. After the whole energetic wedding now everyone had a solemn look as he looked at you hugging your mother and crying your eyes out. Much to say he was amused he was omg he was so confused he thought you didn't want to go but you had lived with him in Japan.

Getting in the car this mf would be 100 perc. be dramatic saying that you didn't love him and broke his heart, and like he never knew you didn't want to live with him. As you explained that is why you were crying. As you two drove to your hotel.Now finally married.

Ohhhh! Here's the fun parttt!! The suhag raat!!

Satoru finally gets you alone when he finally lifts your veil like in the old Bollywood films looking at your beautiful face decorated with gold jewelry as he kissed you so softly and passionately which of course you gladly returned. 

The funny part is that he won't still be able to do what he wants, for actually taking off your clothes he and you would take out the jewelry, safety pins, and makeup for like half an hour.

Oh, he would just be soo fucking touchyyy like literally would seduce you when he helped you take off your safety pins. like squeezing your waist or your inner thighs. Well, You know what happened next right? ;)

[sankiraizada]

Bandage to the Heart | Part - 1

Entry to the IPKKND 13th anniversary fiesta

Word Prompt : Jouska

"Khushi, do you think it is wise, what we are doing?" asked Payal, drawing her little sister's hand away from the ornate deep blue lehenga he was unfolding.

"What? Your Shaadi? If this is not wise enough, what else would you like to do? Ohho, Jiji! I never knew you were interested in live-in!" The aforementioned little sister widened her eyes while fighting a smile.

Payal smacked Khushi's head with her free hand.

"Nahi!" -

"Going ahead I would never hide anything from you Payal-ji. However big it is."

Akash is definitely the better of both of them. He is sincere and it shows in each promise he makes to her. Doesn't he deserve the same loyalty?

But what good would that do? On the day of the havan before their engagement, he walked into the house bearing the news of his marriage to Anjali-ji. Brought out thunders from Buaji. Disbelief and devastation in her Amma. Seems like both her daughters had bad luck with walking up to the wedding altar. Her Babuji surprisingly was strong considering the whole wedding was his plan. He huffed and looked away, but didn't shed a tear when he heard all that. What else could a paralyzed man do anyway.

Everything Shyam-ji had claimed sounded almost.. true. It was Buaji who hounded him and Khushi to be wedded. He didn't have enough time to process the situation when they got hastily engaged by the bedside of their very sick Babuji. He was an outsider in the haughty Raizada clan. He just wanted apnapan. He finally got enough courage to reveal the truth this day, heaven forbid he didn't, he couldn't go against his principles even if he was in a loveless marriage.

But Payal also noticed how he spoke about Khushi to their elders. Egging them on to hitch them up together. How he never involved any of his family from Lucknow even after the engagement. Who carries their Kundali in their work suitcase anyway? He could have denied the wedding firmly right from the start. Buaji could force Khushi citing her adoption, but she couldn't make Shyam-ji do anything he didn't want to do, could she?

Anyway, it's not as if Akash nor any other member of the family would believe an iota of whatever she would tell them against their beloved Damaad-ji.

Why is this so complicated? If only she could love Akash freely, not burdened by the truth she's holding from him.

Khushi is technically her little sister. But she has seen more of the world than herself. Stood up for the family in need of a head. Has been cheated on. Takes up the challenges life throws at her with a smile and a quick prayer to her Devi Maiyya.

She's always been there for her chutki and supported her through numerous "disasters" that keep following Khushi Kumari Gupta wherever she goes. But today strangely she is the one feeling exposed to vultures in Shaantivan. Her sister has no business hanging about in this place come tomorrow and she can't think of a way to keep her support system to herself for the rest of her life.

Nightmares of her soon-to-be MIL keep her up at night anyway but it is Shyam who worries her truly. She couldn't pin upon anything unseemly in his behaviour since he left Laxmi Nagar, but who was she kidding? He seemed harmless while he was living with them too, at least till the truth came out. And had she not sensed his veiled threat? (Bhale hi her Amma and Buaji saw that as no more than an unwelcome consequence). Of Payal's marriage prospect crumbling if the Raizada's knew.

God knows what he would do or make her do by dangling the truth over her head. He's not truly in love with this family, is he? It's she who would suffer. Something had to be done here.

"Khushi, woh hum soch rahe the ki.."

"Yeh woh kuch nahi." Khushi came and sat by her sister who was lost in her train of thought.

"I know what's going on in your head. Waise if I say something it would be chhoti muh badi baat, but I will say it anyway. One thing I've understood by hanging around Arnav Singh Raizada is this. Be selfish in the matters of your family. And Akash Jiju is going to be your family in a few hours. Your relationship with him should matter the most. What good would it do if this wedding stopped now? Let him become your Pati and tell him whatever you want then. He is a good man. And smart. He would see the truth. And I have given my Maiyya murti to you. She would be with you always."

"Shyam-ji wouldn't dare put a toe out of the line under this roof with Arnav-ji and Jijaji around. But don't wait around until he does something irreversible. Hell, even if he doesn't, you should speak to Jijaji about this. If your husband can't understand and trust you, who would? If he can't share your pain and burden, who else would, Jiji?"

"He adores his Di. He has to know if you have something to share about her. But all in good time. Whenever you are ready."

Payal blinked and stared at her sister. Relief and resolve spread through her chest as she thought about what to do. Gently she cupped Khushi's face and kissed her forehead.

P.S. I know OG Khushi loves being in denial and would like to close her eyes and pretend there's no problem.. or justify being quiet by telling herself she should give Shyam a second chance for the sake of Anjali's marriage.. but here I just wanted to explore a little of what happens if these characters were just a bit more.. vocal. Thanks for reading!

P.S. P.S. This is my first attempt at posting something I wrote please be kind 🥹

@arshifiesta

>> part - 2

[manincaffeine]

22-25 is difficult age for everyone.

Guys are somewhere lost between being a man and being a boy. While girls start getting marriage proposals, even though they are not even remotely interested to get married yet. Your career has just started. Elders treat you as unproven theorems and college students feel that you are too old to have in their group. They don't invite you to weekend cricket matches and house-parties anymore.

You seem to enjoy both cartoon and news. Guys look like an ape if you don't shave daily. Same goes for girls without waxing.

Every Aunt you meet asks you "Shaadi kab kar rahe ho!", while Uncle asks "Career ka kya socha hai" While the reality is that you are just riding the wave and going with the flow.

You have all the confidence in the world but little achievement to show. You already have the first hand experience of the life. You know that whatever you have been taught about the world in classrooms has been sheer waste of time.

Now you realize that love is not blind and even friendship comes with its terms and conditions. You stop taking anything for granted. And worst part is that you realize this is not exactly what you thought life would be like once you are independent.

[shut-up-rabert]

I want to shout this BAD.

Indian. Serials. Or Soap-Dramas. Are. Not. That. Bad.

I mean- I saw people arguing how being a Nagin makes no sense and I was like- so being turned into a shapeshifter vampire with bloody fangs makes sense? Hypocrisy smh.

I can name quite a few Indian shows (the Tv ones, Web series are already appreciated) that actually are amazing! They just fall short when creators choose quantity over quality.

Of course, classics like Sarabhai vs Sarabhai, Office Office, Byomkesh Bakshi, Malgudi days, Mahabharata and Ramayana get the praise they truly deserve! But here some relatively modern shows that get looked over due to same old Saas-Bahu genre.

Yeh unn dino ki baat hai (90s romantic drama), Har yug mein aayega ek arjun (my favourite criminal thriller), Adaalat (law-crime thriller), Beyhadh (the first season is one the best psychic-romance thrills ever), Ek Hasina thi (romantic thriller + also contains Vatshal Sheth from Tarzan the wonder car and is- chef's kiss).

Also can I say Naagin 1, no matter how much everyone bashes it today, was actually a dhasu show?

Honestly, I can add quite a few to the mix myself. Saraswatichandra? Best Romance I’ve seen till date. Ishqbaaz? Laughing out loud since episode 2. Qubool hai? The one time I like Karan Singh Grover. Laut Aao Trisha. Saubhagyavati Bhava. Bepanah. Starplus Mahabharat. Madhubala. On and on and on. Heck, even Anupama wouldn’t be so bad if it stuck to the plot and not for duniya bhar ka drama. But that’s exactly where the problem arises. All these serials start very VERY promising. They deliver well at the beginning aswell. The starting is what gets you hooked, you hope for something entertaining and they seem rather fit for that role. Sure, the overdramatism is there, but this is India, we can digest that much dhum tananananananana tere na tere na tin.

Things start going south when shows start pulling TRP. All the money hungry producers think that “hmmmm, this looks nice, I can milk it. What can possibly go wrong?” Hint: possibly everything can go wrong.

Lets look at Ishqbaaz for example. Three brother, three different perceptions of love, three distinct love stories. A shining new concept with four rather attractive leads to have the young adult population flocking, isn’t it?

It starts really great aswell. The first few episodes stick to the point very well, excessive delay like 3-4 days for like one person to turn around and shit aren’t there. It’s funny, it’s cute, it shows character arcs brilliantly. You’d expect the main leads to all fall in love, learn something and the show to end , right?

Wrong. It starts going off hinges really fast as soon as Starplus realises that the money making cow should stay. The main lead is suddenly super toxic. Shit like ghar ke bahu bete suddenly staging Agatha Christie level conspiracies and having the same intellect as Batman on shrooms becomes the norm. Drama like chhat se girkar yadaasht chale jaana, sautan ka plan samjhna, aur end m pta chlna ki bhencho sab kiya dhara heroine ki saas ka tha. Yep.

I stopped watching here but the thing is there was a look alike adla badli arc after this, so you can see how bad it went.

Next I watched, Saraswatichandra. I kid you not, it had the BEST setting one could ask for. A emotionally stinted guy coming all the way from Dubai to reject this girl, staying in her house. When everyone thinks they are getting married but they resent each other and secretly start falling in love, no? What more can one ask for? They admit their love and do actually get married while none in the families is wiser.

BUT, they had to add faltu ka natak, so add faltugiri they did. Bina baat ka action, stereotypical portrayal, heroine ki kahi aur shaadi, waha se uska talak, heroine ki sister falling in love with hero, whole family conspiring, kidnapping, yada yada yada, y’all get the jist.

The thing is, this wouldn’t be as bad if the characters still acted wisely in the bizzare situations. Or if the situations made sense. Who THE FUCK breaks their engagement a day before the wedding because they got disowned by their dad? Why did he immediately forget that he’s still entitled to his mother’s stuff? Akal kaha hai teri madarchod?

Producers butcher good storylines for paisa. People with no motivation are trying to kill bahu because they are bad. Police is not doing its job, not because its corrupt but because saas bahu ko khud detective khelna hai. Family drama mein randomly kahi se bhi chudail aa jaati hai even if the show not fantasy based. Vamp mast 16 khoon kar deti hai but still is legally allowed in the house. (Konsa law hai ye bc?) Why is everyone so out of character suddenly? WHY IS EVERYONE STUPID?

So, here’s the issue with indian serials: they don’t stick to the story, nor do they develope the story according to the characters, instead they alter the characters, premise and genre of the soap according to whatever story they think will fetch more views. This makes the whole thing bizzare.

Of course, some norms are always relaxed in dramas and a lot more in fantasy/supernatural dramas, but there’s a limit to how much there should be based on characters/ premise of what you offered in the first place.

Bhabhiji and Happu work as well as they do despite overlooking all the points I mentioned because they refresh their storyline every week and aren’t a continous saga, plus they never took themselves seriously as and always promised to be whacky. This is not true for Ganga, Saath nibhana saathiya, Sasural Simar ka, Kumkum bhagya etc., Prachi suffering by the hands of her stepsister cum co-wife even though she can easily turn the tables by making a police report for bigamy becomes frustrating to witness at one point.

Didi ye kya bakwaas likha hai, seedhey bolo na: Indian serials are indeed good and full of potential, but the producers and writers refuse to see that potential and make us flock to other dramas by diminishing our energies.

[mish-ka]

Ajeeb Dastan Hai Yeh

Chapter 1 | Next

I hope you guys like this new series. A little cheesy but we love cheese.

This is not how Ram had planned his day to go. Not at all. When he had left the rented house this morning, he had wanted to get his work done and return to Delhi to continue his mission.

Ram initially had no desire to travel from Delhi to Vrindavan, but he was pressured to do so by his superiors.

Apparently Scott had received news about some tampering with the funds in Vrindavan and they had picked Ram to make sure everything was under control.

Akhtar didn’t know why Ram was leaving for Vrindavan, but he kept on repeating that he had a good feeling about Ram leaving for the holy city.

So Ram honestly has no idea of how he ended in this situation with people chasing him, and never in his life had Ram thought he would do such a thing.

Eloping with a bride from her mandap was something Ram never saw in his future, and yet here he is. Running away with someone else’s dulhan.

Shree Mohan. The daughter of most influential man of Hindustan. A girl he met just 30 minutes ago, married her, and then escaped from the mandap.

It all started from yesterday, when Ram had met with Shree’s father, Kishore Mohan, and the man had invited Ram to his youngest daughter’s wedding.

Ram didn’t want to betray the trust of the man who had invited him into his house, but after finding out that the groom had already been married and Kishore knew about it, Ram couldn’t sit still.

Ram remembers sneaking into the bride’s room, who he hadn’t met, to tell her the truth about the groom;

Closing the door behind him, Ram sighs in relief as he has finally made it into the bride’s room after trying several times.

Tracing his eyes around the room, Ram takes in the room in order to locate the bride.

His eyes find her seated in the middle of the bed, a veil over her face. Her knees pulled to her chest, and her head resting on her knees.

Through the veil, Ram can make out the forlorn expression that is present in her form. So lost in her sadness that she doesn’t even notice another presence in the room.

“Shree?” Ram softly calls out her name, taking a step forward towards her.

Ram watches as the bride slowly lifts her veiled head towards him. Gathering his courage, Ram takes a seat on the edge of the bed, in front of her.

Ram knows its not his right, but he cannot help himself when he notices the tear droplet on her hands. His hands clutch the seams of her veil and pull it over her face.

Ram feels the breath being knocked out of him, when his eyes collide with her bewitching face. Even with tears streaming down her eyes, she still manages to be the most alluring woman in Ram’s eyes.

She lives up to her name; Shree. Gorgeous, elegant, and majestic similar to Maa Lakshmi, who has charmed the world charmer.

Shree is a beauty, so ethereal and heavenly in appearance as if an upsara was reincarnated on earth. The red lehenga, and jewelry is like an accessory to her beauty.

Her eyes. What can Ram say about them? They are the most beautiful and divine pair of lotus on the universe, as well as the most pure eyes on the planet. Chocolate brown eyes, the hue of life like the Earth, mystical and as divine and vivid as the lotus.

Her feet and petitie hands are crimson from being dipped in alta, looking like the auspicious hands and feet of Maa Lakshmi. Waiting to bring good fortunate to where they step.

A face as gorgeous as the moon, with a radiance that rivals the sun. An aura of innocence and purity exudes from her features that Ram feels his sins wash away.

The woman in front of him is so mesmerizing and celestial that it seems that she has been the favourite of God to make.

Ram is brought back from admiring her when she slightly shakes the man in front of her. Shaking his head to push those thoughts away, Ram diverts his attention to her.

“Tum yeh shaadi nahi karni chahiye.” Ram’s statement echoes throughout the room due to the silence. [You shouldn’t go ahead with this marriage.]

Shree wipes the tears from her face, looking at Ram confused, “Per kyu?” She questions. [But why?]

Taking a deep breath, Ram looks into her lotus eyes and answers, “Yeh dulha pehle se hi shaadishuda hai.” [The groom is already married.]

Now Ram was expecting many things. Many different ways that Shree would react to this news. He thought she would breakdown, she would scream, she would cry, she would get angry.

But what he wasn’t ready for was her to just pass his a sorrowful smile and downcast her eyes to her hands.

“Humhe pata hai ki dulha shaadishuda hai. Sabko pata hai.” She answers in most heartbreaking tone, playing with the jewellery on her hands. [I know that the groom is married. Everyone knows.]

Ram feels a wave of disbelief course through his body at her words. He lifts the two of them off the bed, standing in the middle of the room, grasping her shoulders in a tight grip, demanding an answer.

“Agar tumhe pata hai ki dulha shaadishuda hai toh fir tumne shaadi keliye haan kyu ki?” [If you know that groom is married then why did you agree to this marriage?]

A bitter laugh escapes Shree’s lips, her eyes finding a home in Ram’s eyes. “Apko lagta hai ki mujhse poocha gaya tha? Baba ne 10 din pehle humse kaha ki meri shaadi hai. Humhe toh yeh bhi pata ki dulha hai kyon. Bas itna pata hai ki uski patni bhi iss shaadi mein hogi.” [Do you think I was asked about this? 10 days ago, Baba just said that I am getting married. I don’t even know who the groom is. All I know is that his wife will attend the wedding as well.]

Without a warning, Shree takes Ram’s hands into hers, “Humhe yeh shaadi nahi karni. Humhe padna hai. Apni padai poori karni hai. Humhe kisi shaadishuda insaan se shadi ni karni hai.” [I don’t want to get married. I want to study. Complete my education. I don’t want to marry an already married man.]

Ram watches Shree’s eyes dance in desperation, he watches her begging him. Begging him to help her. Begging him to save her from this situation.

And so he will. Ram will save Shree from this unwanted marriage. He will take her to Delhi, let her complete her education, but for that he has to do something with her permission.

A man and woman staying together, unmarried is considered a sin in the eyes of society. Even this arrangement with Ram meeting Shree alone is strictly forbidden.

Ram can bare the taunts and the digs at his character. He is used to it. Especially when he has to betray his own people and they cuss at him.

But he cannot bare the fact of letting Shree hearing those words. He cannot let others molest her character and dignity. He cannot watch her die day by day after hearing the taunts.

Fixing his posture, Ram stands tall and fearless in front of Shree, “Tumhe yeh shaadi nahi karni toh theek hai. Per…” [If you don’t want to do this marriage, then alright. But…]

“Per?” [But?]

“Per tumhe mujhse shaadi karni hogi.” Ram finally says the words that have been on his mind. [But you have to marry me.]

Ram observes shock and then betrayal wash over Shree’s face as she pulls her hands away from his grasp.

Taking a few steps back, she collapses on the bed, glaring at him with tears in her eyes. “Yeh kya keh rahe hai aap? Hum apna naam tak nahin jante. Hum toh itna jante hai ki aapko Baba shaadi pe mehman bana kar lekar aaye hain.” [What are saying? I don’t even know your name. I just know that Baba invited you as a guest.]

Ram kneels in front of her, taking her hands into his again. “Main janta hoon ki yeh aasan nahi hai. Per agar tum padna chahti ho toh mere saath bhaag chalo. Delhi mein tumhe pada sakta hoon, tum jitna padna chao tum pad sakhti ho. Per bina rishta ke hum nahi reh payenge.” [I know this is difficult. But if you want to study then run away with me. In Delhi I can help you study, you can study as much as you want. But without a relation, we won’t be able to escape.]

Shree searches Ram’s face for any lies, any deceit, but only finds genuine concern on his face. A million thoughts run throught her mind, all telling her that it isn’t logical to trust a man she just met.

But her heart tells her to trust this man. It tells her to let him guide her through this situation. That he will not let go of her hand. That he will always be there to help her.

With a tilt to her head, Shree asks the question she should have asked first, “Apka naam kya hai?” [What is your name?]

Ram softly grins at the woman, “Mera naam Ram hai. Alluri Sitarama Raju.” [My name is Ram. Alluri Sitarama Raju.]

“Ram, vaada kijiye ki aap mujhe shaadi ke baad padne denge.” Shree frees her hand from Ram’s grip and then holds it in front of him. [Ram, promise me that you will let me continue studying after our marriage.]

Ram smiles at the girl, and places his hand atop of her outstretched hand, solidifying their promise.

��Main vaada karta hoon ki main tumhe shaadi ke bad padne se nahi rokoo ga.” Ram states his promise loud and clear. [I promise that I will not stop you from studying after our marriage.]

“Ab apna sabse zaroori saman apne saath le lo, aur fir hum chalye hai.” [Now take your most important stuff and then we will go.]

Shree nods, jumping from her seat, and running through her room like a tornado. The shift in her mood causes Ram to chuckle at her antics.

He watches as she takes an idol of Radha-Krishna, and a photo of her family in her other hand. With that she toddles back to Ram’s side.

“Chale Shree?” Ram questions with his hand extending towards her. [Shall we, Shree?]

“Chaliye Ram.” Shifting the photo and idol to one hand, Shree places her utmost trust in the man, placing her hand in his. [Let’s go, Ram.]

The two stare at each other, knowing that there is no going back once they leave. The two will embark on a new journey, leaving everything behind.

Thank you for reading this new series I hope you like it as much as the other one. ❤️

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Hey Jwb,

How are you?

I was watching the dadi track when Dadi was exposing that Arnav and Khushi didn't take pheres, And I really loved the way Arnav took a stand for Khushi, but idk why Arnav didn't tell everyone that it was a contract marriage, He only mentioned that "Me jaanta hu meri aur khushi ki shaadi kin halaat me hui", He should've disclosed that he married khushi for 6 months only and he should've explained the reason behind the contract marriage infront of Raizadas and Madhumati, I feel like if Arnav would've disclosed it at that moment, Then no one would've dared to say anything about khushi especially Dadi, Madhumati and Garima. So i really wanted to know your opinion about this? Don't you think the idea of disclosing about 6 months marriage contract would have saved Khushi from facing humiliation in front of everyone!?

Hey Anon,

Two things happened on the night of elopement.

1) Arnav forced/blackmailed Khushi to stay with him for six months

2) he drafted a shady six months marriage agreement with Khushi

The first one reflects his terrible actions. The second one nullifies the marriage after six months.

We are to assume Arnav has told everyone how the marriage came to be. Nani is aware because of Arnav saying “I made the biggest mistake of my life” and Buaji is furious, she yells at Khushi later that Arnav is as rotten as his grandmother because he forced her into marrying him and she will not let her child be humiliated again.

Arnav is completely fine being insulted over his lack of character and morality.

But given dadi is in the house, who is waiting to tear Khushi away from him and essentially remove any and every Raizada right from her - Arnav would never disclose the contractual marriage because it would harm Khushi more than Arnav.

The very fact that just because one Hindu wedding ritual didn’t happen - his whole family invalidates the wedding. Even Nani - who knows the circumstances of the wedding! (Which is why Arnav is so disappointed in his family for keeping quiet when Dadi spew crap against Khushi).

The only way Arnav gains control over the situation and still demands respect for Khushi in the house is with the fact that they’re legally married. (Which makes me believe they never signed any contract papers at all, they were just regular wedding papers that Arnav would’ve annulled after six months and one of the ways to annul a marriage is to claim there’s been no consensual physical relationship between the spouses thus the hut scene and the attempted suhaagraat is technically so important cause it then pushes the annulment into a divorce which can only happen one year after, not six months. It solidifies their marriage in more ways than one*).

This is a patriarchal world and Khushi is under a lot of protection by legally being Mrs. Raizada. From financial to legal protection. People think twice before commenting because she is the wife of one of the most powerful person in India. Do I like this concept in terms of my feminist ideas - no. Is this reality? Yes.

Removing the protection of marriage over Khushi’s head would give him no right to defend Khushi before Dadi and no right for him to prevent her family from taking her away from him. Also he would have no way to give her financial protection either. With her as his legal wife she has right to his assets and properties.

And at that situation his Dadi (and Shyam) are waiting for Khushi to be “single” again because then they can rip her character to pieces. It is point to be noted that Dadi does come against Khushi viciously with the belief that Khushi isn’t Arnav’s wife because they’re religiously invalid (perhaps Shyam told her they’re legally invalid after six months but Dadi being a traditionalist thought the Hindu wedding rituals mean more so despite her wishes she has to acknowledge Khushi as Arnav’s wife).

So when she learns that the Hindu weddings rituals didn’t happen, she unleashes her venom. She believes Arnav is lying when he states Khushi is his legally wedded wife because Shyam has told Dadi otherwise.

And what was aggressive bullying before (when she believed Khushi was Arnav’s religiously wedded wife) became full character assassination against Khushi by Dadi.

Arnav’s family though are emotionally hurt by the fact that their Chotte didn’t have enough grace to respect Khushi and his family with a valid marriage when he is aware how important religion and rituals are to them. They’re coming from their own pov that Arnav’s actions are disrespectful to the Hindu institution of marriage and to Khushi.

Which is why they’re overjoyed when Arnav tells he’s going to marry his own wife again. And you can notice that no one in the family - except Dadi - takes the marriage seriously either because they all know Khushi is Arnav’s wife. It’s about the rituals and giving Khushi the respect. They relax the mehendi ceremony with the couple celebrating together. No one questions ArShi sneaking off in between the wedding and even plan the Haldi together and a meet up after Haldi! Because they know that they are ultimately a married couple.

It’s funny that they say “oh you can’t meet after Haldi” and they keep meeting 😂 its more to tease their legs than anything tbh. Also Khushi and Arnav sleep together right before they’re religiously wedded which is incredibly significant.

It’s about bringing Khushi home with rituals and respect. Otherwise the Buaji who forbid Akash from meeting his fiancé at New Year’s chuckles on realizing Arnav sneaked in and met Khushi - in her bedroom, in private - right after the wedding was discussed.

She even teases Khushi that they know who sneaked in instead of questioning her over it because even they know this isn’t about the legality of the wedding. For Khushi’s family it’s about the respect - hers and the rituals.

Hope this answered your question :)

- Jalebi 😊

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like no mujhe shaadi nahi karni but everyone is so clearly happy and emotional and love is in the air and im just standing there like 🧍

[diana--williams]

Every Hindi Movie I remember watching

2022 TO 2013

Brahmastra: Part 1 Shiva

Gangubai Kathiavad

Toolsidas Junior

Gehraiyaan

Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2

HIT: The first case

Badhaai Do

Major

Darlings

Plan A Plan B

Ek Villain Returns

Shabhash Mithu

Dasvi

Dhrishyam 2

Chandigargh Kare Aashiqui

83

Hassena Dilruba

Roohi

The White tiger

Saina

Pagglait

Sardar Ka Grandson

Mimi

The Girl on the Train

Tribhanga

Ajeeb Daastaan

Meenakshi Sundareshwar

Tuesdays and Fridays

Madam Chief Mininster

Chhichhore

Malang

Tanhaji

Laxmi

Kalank

Street Dancer 3D

Khaali Peeli

Bulbbul

Love Aaj Kal

Guilty

Gunjan Saxena: The Kargil Girl

Thappad

Class of '83

Jawaani Jaaneman

Jai Mummy Di

Yeh Ballet

Serious Men

Maskaa

Panga

Shimla Mirchi

Axone

Sir

Badla

Mardhaani 2

War

Dream Girl

Ek Ladki ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Lukachupi

Student of the Year 2

Drive

Article 15

Super30

Manikarnika

URI: The Surgical Strike

Panipat

Kabir Singh

Bala

The Zoya Factor

Good Newwz

The Sky is Pink

Mission Mangal

The Tashkent Files

Kalank

Chopsticks

Romeo Akbar Walter

Saand Ki Aankh

Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota

Sultan

Stree

Badhaaii ho

Lust Stories

Aiyaary

Raazi

Andhaadhun

Simbaa

Baaghi 2

Pad Man

Hichki

Sanju

2.0 Robot

Zero

Namaste England

Dil Junglee

Love per Squarefoot

Once Again

Padmaavat

Raabta

Half Girlfriend

Badrinath ki Dulhania

Machine

Ittefaq

Shaadi mein Zaroor Aana

Mom

Qarib qarib singlle

Jab Harry met Sejal

A Gentleman

Ghazi

Guest in London

Rangoon

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Secret Superstar

Naam Shabana

Newton

Haseena Parker

Ae Dil hai Mushkil

Dear Zindagi

Fitoor

Sanam Teri Kasam

Airlift

Wazir

Rocky Handsome

A Flying Jatt

Sanam Re

M S Dhoni: The Untold Story

Neerja

Fan

Dangal

Sultan

Saala Khadoos

Baaghi

Kabali

Rustom

Pink

Befikree

Mohenjo Daro

Dishoom

Te3n

Akira

Baar baar Dekho

Azhar

Houseful 3

Force 2

Kapoor and Sons

Udta Punjab

Ghayal Once Again

Mirzya

Kahaani 2: Durga Rani Singh

Dear Dad

1920: London

Parched

Ek Paheli Leela

Dum Laga Ke Haisha

Hero

Roy

Dilwale

Shaandar

Tamasha

Dhrishyam

Dolly Ki Doli

Katti Batti

Mr. X

Gabbar is Back

Baby

Phantom

Dil Dhadkane Do

Manjhi- The Mountain Man

Alone

Bajirao Mastani

Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

Talvar

Bajrangi Bhaijaan

Welcome 2 Karachi

Brothers

Love Exchange

ABCD 2

Piku

Rahasyaa

Shamitabh

Jazbaa

Nil Battey Sannata

Waiting

Hamari Adhuri Kahani

Singh is Bling

Singham Returns

PK

Heropanti

Kick

Khoobsoorat

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Main Tera Hero

Hasee Toh Phasee

Mardaani

Yaariyaan

Jai Ho

Ek Villain

Gunday

Bang bang

Happy New Year

Finding Fanny

Action Jackson

Mary Kom

Haider

Entertainment

Bewakoofiyan

Total Siyappa

Shaasi ke Side Effects

Purani Jeans

O Teri

Bobby Jasoos

Pizza

Boothnath Returns

Sonali Cable

Ungli

Super Nani

Gang of Ghosts

Holiday: A soldier is never off duty

2 states

Gulaab Gang

Queen

Hawaa Hawai

Vishwaroopam

Zanjeer

Ramaiya Vastavaiya

Madras Cafe

Commando

Akaash Vani

R..Rajkumar

Special 26

Yeh Jawani Hai deewani

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Himmatwala

Jolly LLB

Race 2

Raanjhanaa

Krrish 3

Chennai Express

Once Upon a time in Mumbai Dobaraa

Bhaag Milka

Kai Po Che

Bombay Talkies

Dhoom 3

Lootera

Fuckrey

Gori Tere Pyaar Mein

Jayanta Bhai ka Love Story

Gippi

Phata Poster Nikla Hero

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Emily ran into her friend/classmate/crush Kiran outside. Kiran was wearing a blue and purple sari and had their hair down.

Emily: (blinking) Kiran hey, what are you doing here? And is that a sari?

Kiran: Yup. And I’m here for my cousin Aditi’s wedding. They’re having the reception at her house.

Emily: Oh okay, you look nice. It’s a good difference from your jeans and a sweatshirt or t shirt. Not that you don’t look nice in that too because you do. (Emily blushes).

Kiran: (smiling) Thanks, it’s my mom’s sari and it looked so pretty and matches with my hair a bit, so I asked her if I could wear it. (Grinning) I also wore her makeup and my contacts just to feel extra fancy for the event.

Emily felt shy seeing Kiran look so pretty, but asked them if they wanted to come over to the house. “My great-grandma won’t mind.” She added. “Sure.” Kiran said. “Let me just go to Aditi’s house, it’s like two houses over from here, and change and I’ll be right back.” Emily nodded. Kiran came back fifteen minutes later wearing jeans and a Flaming Llamas jersey and their glasses back on and their hair in a half bun. Kiran looks nice like this too Emily thought automatically, and then tried to shush her brain from any more comments.

Emily sat with Kiran in the backyard. “I like your mehndi too.” She said, smiling. “Thanks.” Kiran said. “My auntie did it for me and my brother. Did you ever get it done?” Emily grinned. “One time, for my mom's friend Iman's shaadi. My older siblings took me and my cousins to their mehndi artist and I felt so fancy.” Kiran smiled. “I bet you looked so pretty, Em. Also, Safiya and Amir right? I think you told me that their amma used to be married to your mom.” Emily nodded, trying not to blush too much at Kiran's compliment. “Yeah, they had Saf and Amir and then mom had me with my mama Tess, and their amma Amira has Anjali and Mariela with her husband.” Kiran’s eyes widened. “Mariela told me you were like a sister to her, but I didn’t think she meant a half sister once removed or is it step half-” They cut themselves off, furrowing their brows and Emily smiled. “I know, it’s confusing as heck for me too, I just consider them as like my half-ish sisters.” She said. “Plus, Anjali’s like a fun older sister who let's me in on her pranks, and Mariela and I have been friends since my mom used to take me to their house to see Saf and Amir, she’s like having a twin sister and she’s sweet and funny. Plus, Amira and Emilio are nice, they’re always asking me about school and soccer and my moms and how I'm doing.” She rambled. Kiran smiled. "That's so nice, Em." They said.

Emily and Kiran continued talking, and Emily told them about Piper and Cam too. "I love Pie, but she and Cam are so cheesy together." Emily said, smiling. "But Cam's cool, you'd like her. She likes that band I told you about, the Chained Llamas, and she has short choppy hair and she's so cute and she has this way of focusing just on you when you talk and her eyes are this pretty warm brown." Emily admitted in a rush. "I mean I know she doesn't like me like that and sees me as a baby cousin, and she's way older, like 17 but my brain is putting me in crush mode." She added. Kiran nodded, although Emily thought she saw their eyes darken a bit. So, Kiran is crushing on Emily too, but their parents are also like you can't date til you're 14 and we meet the sim. It did make Kiran a little jealous to hear about Emily's crush on another sim.

Random mildly embarrassing backstory: Just like Emily, when I was 12 I was crushing on a 16/17 year old girl in my school (we were 6th grade to 12th grade). I remember she would make a playful remark about me being a bookworm when she'd see me in the main office reading a book and in my 12 year old brain I was like “😱😍 OMG, it's like our thing!” and that she noticed me and now I feel sheepish because duh she didn't like me that way but at that age you're all like in crush mode and just happy that your crush acknowledged you in some way. 😅 I based Emily's crush on Cam from that memory.

[yeastinfectionvale]

Babes tell me about it !!!! The rishta thing is so so annoying I've just turned 20 and everywhere I turn there's a conversation about my "shaadi" like calm down people chill. I'm only in my second year of uni and these people are ready to send me off. Parents are okay till whenever I'm ready however grandparent,uncles,aunts all are ready to ship me off. The variety of boys I've heard about till now is truly astounding like I want to know how my family knows these many people.

I literally have been dealing with this bullshit since I saw 16. My parents pretty much handled it for me until I was 18 as they didn't know if I even wanted to marry or not and they have always been pretty open about the idea of me not marrying, staying in their house, and marrying out of our culture (I'm no longer religious, just agnostic so they're chill on that front).

As soon I turned 18 they gave me free rein to say and do whatever I wanted. So I initiated my ten-step plan of psychological warfare on my extended family to prove i'm not worth of the gift that is an arranged marriage.

ADORA'S TEN-STEP GUIDE TO PISSING OFF EXTENDED FAMILY

Fight the favourite uncle (verbally or physically your choice, I chose both)

Did not become a doctor/engineer or pursue a job in education.

Did not show respect to my older cousins and called them out for being bitches and fought for the other cousins who were not as 'respectable'.

Can't cook (I can but I fucked up food on purpose, my dad finds this very funny)

got into multiple fistfights in public

broke a chair over the back of a girl whose father was part of a political party.

nearly stabbed a man

ate dishsoap (not necessary but can confirm apple scent does not mean apple flavour)

literally refused to talk to them in four years (my mum tells them i'm not home and my dad literally races me to see who can get to the bathroom to avoid the phone first)

got a tattoo spanning from my forearm to my back (my dad doesn't know this, this is my last resort. If push comes to shove i'm walking around in a tank top, tits and tattoo on show)

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 17.10.22 lb

taayiji phodofyin bhaanda in front of dad that adi was a rudeass bitch to supreet

which you know…… good

he needs to have his bs called out

now he's yelling at taayiji

bro fuck off you're being a fuckin brat

storms off outside

ginni calls

and she's like I was gone 10 min and you started fighting up in there

tells him the kangan are with her

him: shocked Pikachu face

but weakly trying to justify it's not just the kangan she's hadapofied a lotta other things too

ginni is like I know I know what happened to you was bad

but you're the problem rn

quit your bitchin

apologize and bring her for the function so help me god

dad inside trying to find out what issue is

supreet trying to hide it and doing ishaare to taayiji to shut up

supreet telling dad that adi is so happy after a long time

you don't ruin it

your rishta just recovered

adi walks in

still glaring

says shoulda told me the truth in first place

BITCH IMMA SMACK YOU

BOLNE KAHAAN DIYA THA TUNEY

started Hulk smashin the second you walked in

this is the most non apology apology

he's only getting away with it coz ginnis not here

anyway tells her forget what happened and come for function

don't come for me come for ginni

she wants you to be there

and I will fulfill her every want

supreet teary and says ginni is a very good girl, but rishta is not with her, it's with you

I'll come for you

coz you said

she says whether you think of me as a mother or not, I have always thought of you as my eldest son

THIS BAAP BETA DONT DESERVE SUPREET AND HER GOOD HEART

taaayiji boiling at this development ofc

bitch, get a job

finally all fam here

demon dad and shaitani Sam smirking at each otherrrrr

dad walking around the house looking sus

BRO YAHAAN BHI AAG LAGAYEGA KYA

I hate you so much

sees ginni ke papa ka photu

and all hairaan pareshaan at it

papaji ki rooh appeared

and is threatening demon dad ki my daughter gonna fuckkkkk you uppppp

lmao nice

he yelled nahiiiiii kushwanttt

and fam like 😦😦😦😦🫤😦🫤😦😲😦😲😦😦🫤😦🫤😦

covering up with some lameass excuse

rasm shuru karna blah blah

ginni aa gayi

hearteyes motherfucker

lmao everyone is so amused/cringing at how they 😍😍 at each other

ginni sab ke paon touching and so flustered she bent to touch adi's feet lol

blue haired friend jumping back before she attacks his feet too

ginni apologizing to supreet for adi

and supreet like no thanks to this he and I have cleared up our rishta a lil bit

which is all thanks to you

gulaabo ji saying kal achcha din hai lets do sagaai

shaadi will happen after daarji comes back

blah blah rasm ho rha everyone giving gift

adi maaring chance uske beech mein

dad making annoucement about changing company name

bro they keep changing the name of this bigass chain of hotels every two three days

it was named after supreet na?

jiska hoarding jalaaya tha adi in 2nd ep

now he's saying it's called singh group of hotels which they'll change to gurkirat group of hotels..... the poor stakeholders of this demented business

anyway saanu kii

dad doing bs good faith ke padh toh le papers

but this dumbass is too swept away in emotions

dumb. dumb dumb dumb.

everyone disperses happily

dad and sam on their phone call doing their mwahahahaha humaara plannnnn, buraai ki jeet bs

meanwhile adi skulking around doing chance marna in mega chichora style

ginni gave one push and went lol

ginni sees someone gathering mitti ke tel ke bottles outside the dhaaba

she's like itne saare

she's wondering where so many dabbas came from when they hardly use any at the dhaaba

and that her shaq is right

someone did this on purpose

she standing around looking at dhaaba praying God show me the way I just need to know who did this

dramatic parting of clouds

hawa chali

one payal lying on the floor catches her eye

like literally it's maarofying spotlight level ka lashkaara

Rabbji, itna bhi dramatic nahi hona tha

she got the payal and is squinting at it

ok but it coulda fallen off some customers foot too?

how can you just assume ki jalaane waale ka hi hai

anyway ginni is 101% sure now ki Sam did this

precap: sagaai hai, happy heart eyes

aaaaaaaaand kamre mein ginni ne YEHHHHHHH jo kheench ke Sam ko chaantaa maara

Mazza aa gya lol

ginni has a maachis and is screaming at Sam

oh boy is she gonna set Sam on fire, lol