#How To Obtain A CAGE Code?

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Hey 🤗

Before making the request, I wanted to tell you I really like how and what you write ❤️

I saw the scenario of the first kiss you did for Naruto characters, could you also do it for Lelouch, Suzaku, male Kallen and male Cornelia (I'm obsessed with them in the male version; if you don't mess with characters' genderbends, you can not do them), please?

Thank you very much 😘

Code Geass ~First kiss~

Manga/anime: Code Geass

Warnings: nothing

(Y/N): your name

Kal: male Kallen

Cornelius: male Cornelia

Thank you very much for the compliment! Yes, I can make stories with male versions of female characters, but I'd rather not do the opposite.

"Z-Zero?" A meek voice rings out in the temporary headquarters of the Black Knights.

Lelouch blinks from behind his mask and looks away from some documents to look at the voice that had called him. (Y/N) was there, playing with her hair and with her pink-tinged cheeks, avoiding eye contact with her leader. The boy lets out a small sigh behind his mask, annoyed at being disturbed.

"What happens?" (Y/N) flinches at his words and shifts uncomfortably, the pink turning red on her cheeks.

"W-well, Tamaki told me you wanted to talk to me about the plan..." Lelouch's purple eyes narrow: he had never told Tamaki to call her. Damn Tamaki, he did it to embarrass me, the boy thinks.

The leader is both frustrated by the interruption of his work and annoyed by Tamaki's prank, but he suppresses the urge to get angry to avoid scaring the already intimidated girl in front of him. Actually, not because he doesn't want to scare the girl, but because he doesn't want to scare (Y/N): ever since Lelouch met (Y/N) at school a few months before obtaining the Geass, he's always felt a very strong attraction towards her; then, that attraction turned into love.

Furthermore, when she showed up in front of Zero, saying she wanted to join the Black Knights, his first instinct was to forbid her from participating in the missions due to the fear she would get hurt. However, the boy was then dissuaded from carrying out that behavior by C.C. to avoid anyone noticing his preference for the girl.

So, Lelouch quickly thinks about how to extricate himself from the complicated situation he's in: "(Y/N), I-"

He can't even finish the sentence he was about to say, because a loud sound screeches in their ears, echoing in the room occupied by Zero and (Y/N). The girl is stunned and closes her eyes, preparing for the worst, when they feel the ground shake and pieces of the ceiling begin to collapse. When she doesn't feel any pain, she opens her eyes.

"Z-Zero? A-are you okay? A-are you hurt?" One of Lelouch's arms is against the wall next to (Y/N); the other arm holds her close, caging her body with his and acting as a shield.

"I'm fine." The boy pulls away from the girl, loosening his grip.

After standing a little distance from her, Zero calmly presses a button on the side of his mask with one hand, shocking and astounding (Y/N) when she hears the whirring of gears, causing the back of the mask to retract.

"Z-Zero, what are you-"

"Answer me, (Y/N) -he interrupts her- are a few months enough to fall in love?"

"I-I think anything is possible in love. Why did you ask me this?"

(Y/N) swallows, watching the boy adjust his mask so his mouth is visible.

"Because I'm madly in love with you." The girl doesn't even have time to realize what he said, before Lelouch grabs her face and brings it close to his, and presses his lips to hers.

"Suzaku, I'm scared" (Y/N) whispers.

While she and her brother Schneizel were in a meeting, an attack by the Black Knights was reported, so Suzaku, (Y/N)'s Knight, grabbed her hand and started running to carry her to safety.

After they moved away from the attacked area, the princess felt the pressure collapse on her; she burst into tears, both because of the fear for her life and because of the concern everyone had managed to escape to safety.

The girl feels strong arms around her and then herself being carried against a warm body. Her eyes open: she sees her Knight embracing her.

"I'll protect you, princess." Suzaku says softly in (Y/N)'s ear, holding her tighter to him.

"S-Suzaku..." The princess murmurs in surprise, looking at him shyly and sweetly, heat flooding her cheeks.

Suddenly, loud battle noises ring out and the sounds of explosions, which cause the ground to shake, almost causing the princess to fall, are heard. Suzaku's eyes widen a little, and he immediately turns, almost as if to go back.

"Where are you going?" She cries.

"I must go back to fight with 'Lancelot'. Please, princess, stay here, so you'll be far enough from the combat zone."

"But Suzaku, you have to follow me -she whispers- I'm scared."

"Princess -the boy approaches the girl, with his eyes full of pain- I have to fight again to protect you." (Y/N) knows Suzaku must respect his duties as a Knight.

"But... You can't protect me if you're there." The girl says, trying to convince the boy to stay with her, since she doesn't want him to go because she fears he might die.

"I have to go -Suzaku replies with regret- those from the R&D Division have already called me before: they need 'Lancelot'."

"Wait!" (Y/N) screams as her Knight turns and takes a few steps towards the headquarters Zero attacked, running to hug him from behind and starting to sob.

"Please, please, don't go! I already lost Euphy, don't leave me too!" The princess can't breathe because of the tears and sobs, and she's crying so much she can hardly stand up straight: she's in the middle of hysterics.

So, Suzaku immediately hugs (Y/N), first hesitantly, fearing her panic attack might get worse, then more tightly, after seeing she showed no sign of resistance and, indeed, she seemed to calm down the closer he was to her.

"I'll never leave: I'll always stay next to you and protect you."

Minutes pass, and (Y/N) slowly calms down, cradled in her Knight's arms and soothed by his sweet, relaxing words.

"Hold out your hand." Suzaku says, placing a watch on his princess' outstretched hand, and he continues: "This watch is very important to me: it's the last gift my father gave me. Keep it safe for me -he gently closes her hand- and, when we meet again, you can return it to me. I swear I'll come back to you."

After saying that, the boy starts to turn around, but the girl calls his name, so he turns back again to look at her.

"Princess?"

"I love you, Suzaku! Please, come back." After saying those words, which shocked him, (Y/N) looks at her Knight softly, and she gently presses her lips to his.

Britannian Military Prison in Japan, evening.

After another day of torture, (Y/N) is in her cell, hurt, sore and crying in pain.

Unfortunately, the Britannian Military had discovered the girl was one of the Black Knights' girlfriend, so it had captured her and has continued to torture her to have information about them. However, it was wrong: (Y/N) didn't even know her boyfriend Kal was one of the Black Knights.

While the girl was reflecting on her boyfriend, a very loud noise is heard and the ground begins to shake, and her cell's door is thrown open. That scares her a lot, so she tries to hide herself in the most remote corner of her cell. Nevertheless, it isn't a soldier who enters, but a tall man, dressed in black and with a mask on his face: he's one of the Black Knights.

"(Y/N)!" The girl recognizes the man by his voice.

"Ohgi? It's you?"

(Y/N) already knows Ohgi: he had come to Kal's house several times while they were together; her boyfriend said he was a friend of his brother and, after his death, he continued to come to visit him. The girl never would have thought that kind man was one of the Black Knights.

"Yes, it's me. (Y/N), are you ok? Kal was so anxious about you... Come, he's waiting for you outside." Ohgi holds out his hand towards her, but (Y/N) pulls away.

"I don't want!"

"Why?"

"I don't want to see Kal: he lied to me the whole time! I don't want to go back to him! Please come back. I don't want you to get hurt because of me."

The man looks at the girl for a few seconds, torn between whether to leave or try to convince her to follow him. However, before Ohgi can make a decision, sounds of footsteps are heard, and then a head pops out of the door: Kal.

"(Y/N)!" Kal rushes to embrace (Y/N), wrapping his arms around her waist and burying his face in the crook of her neck. Nevertheless, she doesn't feel good in his embrace like all the other times: his lie has hurt her too deeply. In fact, she violently and quickly breaks away from the embrace.

"Stay away from me!" The poor girl screams, quickly pulling away and falling to the ground from the force she broke away with.

"Darling?" The boy tries to move closer to his girlfriend, but she pulls away again, trembling and almost crying from the pressure and worry.

"What happens? Are you ok? What have they done?"

"The soldiers hurt me, but you hurt me more: why did you lie to me? You were taking advantage of me, weren't you? I'm a Britannian, were you pretending to love me just to get information about the Britannians?"

"No!" Kal exclaims.

"I swear to you: I've never taken advantage of you. When I fell in love with you, I wasn't one of the Black Knights yet; after I became one, I didn't want to tell you anything because I didn't want to worry you or put you in danger." He continues more calmly, gently helping the girl to get up.

"You don't necessarily have to continue to be my girlfriend, but at least let me continue to protect you, please. I don't want anything to happen to you again." After saying that, Kal hugs (Y/N) again, taking care not to hurt her, and he brings his face closer to hers, until they touch their foreheads.

"Will you let me protect you?" After she gives her nod, the Black Knight captures his girlfriend's lips with his in a tender kiss, while continuing to hold her tightly, as if protecting her from all harm.

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be."

"Sorry." (Y/N) repeats, as she finishes treating Cornelius' many wounds.

"I already told you not to be." The prince replies.

They both remain silent for a few minutes. (Y/N) is embarrassed to be so close to the person she loves, Cornelius is trying to repress the groans of pain caused by his wounds.

"Are you angry?" The woman breaks the silence, worried her superior was angry with her. In fact, (Y/N) was a new Knightmare Frames pilot, but, during her first mission, an attack against the Japan Liberation Front, a disaster happened: the group led by Prince Cornelius, in which she had been placed, was the victim of a surprise assault, and (Y/N) would have died if it weren't for her commander, who threw himself into the path of a spear to save her, but injuring himself.

"Not with you." The prince answers.

"Why not with me?"

"Why should I be angry with you?"

"I was careless. I almost got myself killed. Because of me you got hurt!" The soldier screams with a broken voice, surprising Cornelius with her outburst.

The man, recovered from the shock of the woman's outburst, smiles almost sweetly, and he gently caresses her head.

"Don't worry. I don't care you cause me trouble or I hurt myself to save your life."

(Y/N) wonders if what Cornelius told her was some kind of confession, while blushing profusely. Nevertheless, despite wanting to ask him the meaning of those words, she can't say anything other than an apology.

"Stop apologizing or I'll get angry."

"Excu-" (Y/N) stops before finishing the sentence.

"I can't help saying that!" Due to her phrase, the prince bursts out laughing, making the soldier blush again.

"I've done it!" The woman exclaimes happily and, after seeing the man's confused look, she continues, but with a bit of shyness: "Since you're always so serious and, forgive me if I say it, even a little sad, I set myself the goal of making you laugh at least once."

After a few seconds of silence, Cornelius murmurs: "You're wonderful, (Y/N), you know?"

"Really? Are you serious?"

Without even realizing it, the soldier steps closer to her superior, taking his right hand in hers.

"I really mean it." The prince whispers, tucking a strand of her hair, which had escaped from her bun, behind her ears with the hand that wasn't held by hers.

"I think this is why I fell in love with you." Without giving (Y/N) time to realize his words, Cornelius bows his head and presses his lips softly and delicately to hers.

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Compiling all of the canon evidence about Caleb because I noticed sources are getting muddled. Below the cut is all the canon info I could find with the episodes and who said it/ where it came from.

Caleb was alone as a child raising his little brother, at some point they moved from an unknown location to Gravesfield (Masha, TTT). The two of them played a witch hunter game where they dressed up in costumes. We see Caleb playing a witch, stepping in a trap Philip set. They also churned butter together and Caleb whittled Philip's mask in Gravesfield. (Portraits, Hollow Mind) Caleb met Evelyn at an unknown point, and bonded over birds, where she was disguised as a human. (Dana Terrace) Later, as a teen, Caleb and still child Philip went on a witch hunt. They found Evelyn in the woods (may or may not be related to witch hunt) and discovered she was a witch. Caleb was accepting of her and the duo began traveling back and forth between Gravesfield and the Boiling Isles, developing a secret code to travel, leaving Philip behind from his perspective. (Portraits/ cut portrait, Hollow Mind. Masha, TTT). As an adult, Caleb cut his hair. (Statue, Yesterday's Lie) At an unknown time, he acquired the cabin near the Noceda house. He had his (implied in KT/TTT) blue coat embroidered with the symbol of a bird in a cage, and this coat became Philip's at an unknown point in time. (King's Tide/TTT) Caleb or Evelyn also hid the Rebus Box under the floorboards and created said Rebus and hid the Titan's blood near the portal with an owl stopper. (TTT) At some point, as Caleb and Philip were adults, a fire started at the current day historical society and Caleb + Evelyn vanished. Philip followed after, leaving a diary behind which was used to understand the situation by the townspeople (Jacob, Yesterday's Lie. Masha, Storyboard for TTT, considering canon as complacent). Philip states that it takes him five years to find the Titan's blood and in the image he is growing a beard (Eclipse Lake). He has a medium length beard when he confronts Caleb and Evelyn first in his beast form, transforming back when Caleb hugs him. At this point, Evelyn is pregnant with a child and she and Caleb are holding hands. A later shot shows Philip holding a knife behind his back as Caleb smiles and Evelyn is turned away. Philip is wearing the blue coat. At a later point, Caleb has his hands up, holding a flat edged knife looking worried as Philip walks to the right. Caleb is on the ground with flames around him, and those flames die down as he dies. Philip sees himself in the reflection of the dagger with blood on it. Evelyn returns and uses a gold magic, hitting Philip as he runs away. (Portraits, Hollow Mind) At an unknown point, Philip obtains Caleb's remains and begins several failed grimwalker experiments until the episode Elsewhere and Elsewhen where he meets the Collector.

Missing/fragment evidence: Philip and Caleb are missing information for most of their adulthood, and Evelyn has extremely scare information. A mural in Belos's castle representing wild witches burning a town resembles Eda with short hair in a green dress and a blonde witch with rounder ears, likely Evelyn and her daughter. (Watching and Dreaming) The blue coat has never been proven to belong to Caleb, other than Masha using a similar blue coat in TTT and Belos's sensitivity to the coat being mentioned/ him always wearing it. There is no canon explanation as to how Caleb ended up alone with Philip, where their parents are, or how they got the cabin. It is unknown if Philip confronting Caleb in his beast form and Caleb's murder happened at the same time or on different days, or where Flapjack or Evelyn is for the murder (although she returns from the right, the same direction Philip was facing with the knife) (Hollow Mind). Flapjack has limited information but is likely Evelyn's bird (Dana Terrace). Caleb was a whittler and may have carved Palismen, as that later becomes the family business of the Clawthornes, and Evelyn is a Clawthorne. However this isn't provably canon.

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»» ⸻ you are at the crossroad now, CASTIEL, CAROLINE FORBES, MEG MASTERS, SCOUT ELLIS, ASHIYA DOUMAN & KIRA YUKIMURA .

welcome, emmy, august and min! please look up our checklist and send in your accounts within 24 hours. cha eunwo, candice king, jenna ortega, abigail cowen, takeru satoh & yuumi kawai fcs + main plot wc ( person who helped stiles, allison and scott find the nemeton ) + mei liu's lover that betrayed her wc are now taken.

supernatural. cha eunwoo. demi man. he / him / they. ― i saw CASTIEL on the streets, you know? the TWENTY-SEVEN ( UNKNOWN ) years old ANGEL, i think they been around beacon hills for TWO WEEKS, but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they ( want to ) STOP breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of navy tie and tan trench coat, sitting on a bench in a beautiful garden, a buzz of bees in a nearby bush, hand print burned into human flesh, trying to obtain free will or the meaning and hum icarus by bastille, you know? [ WC: mieczysław stilinski, allison argent, scott mccall - the person who helped them find the nemeton ] ― emmy, she / her, 24, gmt + 12, na triggers.

tvdu. candice king. cis woman. she/her. ― i saw CAROLINE FORBES on the streets, you know? the 24 years old VAMPIRE, i think they been around beacon hills for TWO MONTHS, but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they DON’T KNOW ABOUT breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of a calendar filled with color coded events, each put on flawlessly with you taking the lead (you never did trust anyone else with the task); a desire to see the best in everyone despite how dark the world may seem, your heart will get you into trouble; the drive for perfection putting you into competition with those who never wanted to play (friends shouldn’t compete, so why must you?) and hum i can do it with a broken heart by taylor swift, you know? ― august, she/her, 30, est, choking/suffocation/strangulation, child abuse, animal abuse, spiders. supernatural. jenna ortega. cis woman. she/her. ― i saw MEG MASTERS on the streets, you know? the UNKNOWN years old DEMON, i think they been around beacon hills for THREE WEEKS, but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they want to HELP breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of customizing your vessel to your liking and reveling in the how she would hate you for it, the knowledge that you’re azazel's favorite child worn like a badge of honor, a dedication to your cause to see lucifer freed driving your every move and hum wicked ones by dorothy, you know? ― august, she/her, 30, est, choking/suffocation/strangulation, child abuse, animal abuse, spiders. oc. abigail cowen. cis woman. she/her. ― i saw SCOUT ELLIS on the streets, you know? the 26 years old FAMILIAR, i think they been around beacon hills for FIVE YEARS, but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they DON’T KNOW ABOUT breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of the ghost of clawed earth ever present beneath your fingernails, proof you will never be free of of your haunted past; the constant paranoia of being found despite a targeted glamor (he found you once he can do it again, he knows you’re not really dead); time lost equating to two weeks buried in a shallow grave, but you do not mourn the missing memory and hum burn your village by kiki rockwell, you know? ― august, she/her, 30, est, choking/suffocation/strangulation, child abuse, animal abuse, spiders.

tvdu / oc. takeru satoh. nonbinary. he/they. ― i saw ASHIYA DOUMAN on the streets, you know? the 500 years old HELLHOUND, i think they been around beacon hills for 1 WEEK, but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they DON’T KNOW ABOUT breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of broken childhood promises, a blade tainted in blood, the last sneer of a victor, standing up in a row of bowing men challenging someone, two crossroads on a divided path confused and hum fighting gold by coda, you know? [MEI LIU LOVER THAT BETRAYED HER; ] ― min, she/her, est, 29, triggers include intense gore and hair pulling. teen wolf/canon yuumi kawai. female. she/they. ― i saw KIRA YUKIMURA on the streets, you know? the TWENTY THREE years old KITSUNE, i think they been around beacon hills forTHREE MONTHS , but i can be wrong… not like they can leave now, anyway. i heard a rumor that they ( want to ) STOP breaking the seals of lucifer’s cage. they make me think of flyaways blowing in the wind, katana hiden under a labcoat, random bruises on her arm, a heart warming but goofy grin, mismatched nail polish, and hum fly day chinatown by yasuha, you know? ― min, she/her, 29, est, intense gore and hair pulling

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14, 20, 31 !

qsmp ask game

14. Thoughts on Cucurucho and The Federation?

i think on the onset is the Fed itself doesnt seem all that scary at least to unfamilar new viewers. i think at first it definitely had that scare horror factor with that famous chainsaw hallway and how many times people got kidnapped. i think as time went on as people started to learn more abt the inner workings of the federation (from getting to knwo the actual workers like fred and walter bob, to the QSMP official streams, seeing all the goofs and gaffs of it all) it started losing its horror edge and characters openly mock it too. cucurucho too, liek these characters already been through hell and back that cucurucho and the federation are just lesser evils compared to stuff like purgatory eye guys

and that part to me is the scarier or at least on equal to the horror vibes it had before because that means people have just gotten comfortable with an oppressive force. the Feds are well... the feds, they enforce the rule of perfection and stability, they only care about presenting a perfect image and they dont really care about what they have to do to obtain it, so long as the veil of perfection is presented that is all they desire. no matter how much damage to children or islanders is done, they must achieve perfection; for what purpose we don't know.

i think a lot of people sweep under the rug the horrific stuff the feds do because its only looking at the very human and feeling workers. but workers do not represent the feelings and actual desires of the higher ups, we've seen what higher ranking federation workers do to dissents that decide not to work along with their assigned roles with walter bob. and we can see that some even higher ranking workers like elena are affected adn sometimes dont even know some things because of their manipulations.

the feds work with obscuring truths, lies and gaslights (yes im using this word correctly, they actively try to make present faults on the islanders instead of taking accountability for themselves), make themselve the better person, they trap birds in cages and when teh birds beg for freedom, they show them a polluted city and say "are you sure?", the bird says they'll stay and so the feds cut their wings. its less scary in that abject of horror of "what the fuck are they?" and more scary in the sense they are cruel.

i do wish we had more human experimentation, liek we cant jsut have qq be the ONLY one thats jsut unfair.

20. Name an event you’d like to see in the future

in terms of culturall events lmao i dont have much, i kinda hoped they did lunar new year earlier, i love lunar new year (IT WAS SO PERFECT THIS YEAR TOO, YEAR OF THE DRAGON HELLO), id like them do some sort of german holiday, Oktoberfest is a great one

likelihood of them doing something liek a nod to ramadhan and aidilfitri is low, maybe one day idk, they should do a whole day of night market GOD I FUCKING LOVE NIGHT MARKET

in terms of lore events PLEASE I WANT ANOTHER FEDERATION BREAK IN, OR AT LEAST SOMETHING SIMILAR, i know that kinda stuff is so fuckin hectic esp when you have the collective half of the server, but like i love that kinda

or maybe some sort of minigames sports day with cash prizes where they jsut play server minigames made by the players, like someone can make spleef or hunger games, they just hire badboyhalo to make a find the button and everyone collectively kills him.

31. What lore/arc have you enjoyed the most?

QSLIME CODEFLIPPA ARC PLEASE I NEED THIS CONCLUDED, im already a qslime sucker, i liek his cahracter and how he's played, this idea was already been a concept for other qslime fans when it was discovered the codes could disguise as eggs jsut because of how perfect it is. I think out of most people, he was one of the most succeptible to being manipluted because out of all the islanders, he was one of teh most desperate. someone like quackity or maxo would sniff it out immediately, by virtue of them finally reaching their acceptance. qjaiden to some extent also had acceptance, though BARELY just a hair, though her likelihood of being targeted would be thwarted by cucurucho and the feds if they ever found that fake bobby, also roier would just insta kill code bobby if he stuck around. qslime however, shown oveer time and time again very publicly he would never get over flippa. AND BY GOD HE WASNT.

i also was like dying to find out mroe about the nature of the codes themselves, not jsut as killing egg machines, liek seen with etoiles they were only seen as fighters, battlers, entites only served to be one-note killers. so when codeflippa came around everyone was immedietely in for a wild fuckign ride, it got even wilder by the end of the 3rd flippa hangout stream (tubbhole stream i call it) with flippa remembering something federation related and seemingly spouting honest endearment to qslime and GOD godd QSLIME AND HIS BEING A BEING A FATHER;;; like he is so self sacrificial to point it even hurts people around him jsut for the sake of making sure is daugther is the best and recieves the best, like;;; gah its jsut a perfect arc as a testament to what qslime is down toa core, a guy trapped in a cycle of grief and drowning in it over adn over, too blinded in denial and begging on his knees to have someone good ofr once in his life. when people want to know what qslime is i jsut point them to this arc in general. its executed so well thanks to charlie slimecicle and also codeflippa's admin (they do god's work being so patient by how many times charlie straight up just lets her go free) my only wish is that PLEAE COME BACK CODEFLIPPA I MISS YOU.

AND ALSO QBBH DYING, i think bbh bloggers can word that section better than me but holy shit the arc of him dying which went on so fucking agonisingly long, the wait for a shoe to drop and when it finally does, GOD ITS A WRECK, he's so interconnected with EVERYONE on the island simply by jsut being their babysitter, yet his death is so quiet, the news pouring out slowly and surely, and the fact only select few people were actually concerned in his process of dying, its a strange reflection of a very reoccuring themse of hidden sides and secret lives that mainly is a product of how streamed mcrp works, mainly for this style that the QSMP has, qbad's death was so satisfying beacuse it was the ending of an agonising wait, of questions being answers and new ones popping up, i could go on other stuff i cant fit in also cellbit's little federation detective adventures, that whole reveal where he is confirmed to be a fed employee and can never truly escape from their grasp was so fuckign good, the consequence of by all accounts selling his soul to cucurucho and the federation comign back to bite him OHHhhhhhhhhh that whole saga is so fuckign good. also the egg lore and developments like god sunny's whole drama with leo and also tallulah, the perfect representation of things little girls go through in life, litterally roier rat sage what the fuck (i dont know why doied exists but like ratoier is fuckign funny), FITMC AND AMDAGIO OHHHH BOY, i willcatch him with my bare hands, finally the answer after finding out he knew he ahd a reason to come ot he island oughghghh philza ender king lore ive been enjoying too i will catch that man too, etoiles and code interactions is also real fujckign good.

I think the main thing i like in lore is little things having big consequences, and the execution naturally blowing up, the thing i appreciate most is paying attention to all teh little memories and slights from before, and havign the comeuppance. some arcs i do appreciate, like bagi's search for her brother (the scene with her and cellbit mua chef kiss), litterally tazercraft getting arrested adn that whole saga, antoine daniel, whatevber the hell is ayrobot but i think what makes me not come back to those that often is mainly because... well i dont think theres a satisfying answer to them. not a conclusion or ending but more like, why did these happen? what sort of thing happens becausse of this? some arcs dont seem to lead into anywhere, and its not like filler episodes , its not jsut extra stuff to flesh out characters because they are actual stakes at hand with these arcs like there should be MORE consequences because of these things, stuff should be affected but instead are just little spice to these character and thus,, some jsut miss out on the depth they couldve had. its nto a diss to anyone, i jsut wish some arcs had more time to bake or be reworked to at least have a significant effect instead, they jsut kinda end up in my mid pile.

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Demystifying CAGE Codes: Your Guide to CAGE Code Lookup

Ever come across the term "CAGE code" and wondered what it meant? You're not alone. CAGE codes play a crucial role in government contracting, but understanding them can be tricky. This blog post will be your one-stop guide to CAGE codes, explaining their purpose, significance, and how to perform a CAGE code lookup.

What is a CAGE Code?

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Company Name: Enter the full or partial name of the company you're interested in.

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Popular Questions about CAGE Codes (Answered!)

Here are some of the most frequently asked questions regarding CAGE codes, along with clear answers:

Do I need a CAGE code if I'm not interested in government contracting?

No, a CAGE code is only necessary for companies seeking to participate in government procurement opportunities.

How long does it take to get a CAGE code?

The processing time for obtaining a CAGE code can vary depending on the complexity of your application. In general, it takes anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.

What happens if my company information changes?

It's crucial to keep your CAGE code information updated. Any changes in your company name, address, or other relevant details must be reported to the DLA for accurate record-keeping.

Conclusion: Partnering for Success with ASAP Defense Parts

Understanding CAGE codes empowers businesses to navigate the government contracting landscape. By utilizing the CAGE code lookup system, you can efficiently verify supplier information and ensure eligibility for government contracts.

ASAP Defense Parts is a trusted supplier committed to supporting businesses in the government contracting sector. We can assist you with navigating the CAGE code process and ensure your company has the necessary credentials to compete for lucrative government contracts. Contact us today to explore how we can be your partner in success!

[qualityherb]

How is Eucommia Bark Extract Used In The Laboratories?

Due to the influence of modernization, it is irrefutable that most people suffer from various diseases. In addition, hypertension (blood pressure) is a dangerous human disease that can lead to death. In 1990, more than 640 million people got strokes from hypertension, which increased to 1240 million in 2019.

Moreover, eucommia ulmoides is a small tree whose extract can help relieve a person from high blood pressure. However, the absorption of constitutes of this plant is relatively poor, and it also stays in the gut for an extended period.

Moving further, a person does not get an instant result on blood pressure after taking a medicine containing eucommia. It takes approximately 5-6 weeks to get relief from blood pressure, and it also improves kidney injuries.

Methods and Materials

Preparation of Eucommia Ulmoides

Eucommia is made using distilled water (2000 ml every time), and 400 grams of dried EU bark goes through the extraction process. This extraction is done three times at the temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, and it takes 1 hour for all the extractions.

Animals

Pathogen-free mice, which are eight years old, were purchased from an animal laboratory in Beijing, China. Moreover, these mice were kept individually ventilated caging system for about 12 hours. All of the mice were provided with chow and water ad libitum.

After that, an experiment on animal care was performed by national institutes of health guides. In this experiment, laboratory animals were used. Lastly, the protocol for this experiment was approved by the institutional animal care, which uses the committee of Xinxiang Medical University.

Blood Pressure Measurement

After the seven days of pre-training regarding the measurement of blood pressure, the hypertension of conscious mice was measured at the end of every week. Moreover, this measurement uses a non-invasive computerized tail-cuff system. It means that the values of blood pressure were determined based on the last seven successful measurements in the day.

Collection of Feces, Blood, and Kidney Samples

In the 10th and 14th weeks of the experiment, the feces samples were collected by the scientists and stored for further experiments. In addition to this, blood samples were also collected in the 13th week, along with feces.

Moreover, this blood sample was centrifuged at 4000. g for more than 5 minutes to obtain its serum. Both the kidneys of the mice were excised in the 13th week. Lastly, all the feces, serum, and left kidneys were stored at the temperature of -80 degrees Celsius, whereas the right kidney was stored in 4% paraformaldehyde.

Histomorphology Examination

The right kidney was kept in 4% of paraformaldehyde for 24 hours. Moreover, it is fixed in paraffin and cut into 3 micrometers of thickness. After that, hematoxylin-eosin (HE) staining was performed in the laboratory to observe the histomorphology.

Measurement of Lipopolysaccharide, Serum Aldosterone, and Inflammatory Cytokines

The measurement of serum aldosterone and lipopolysaccharide (LPS) was done with the help of enzyme-linked immunosorbent assay (ELISA) kits. In addition, serum inflammatory cytokines were measured with the help of a LEGENDplex MU Th17 panel and a kit with a v-bottom.

Moving further, the samples of the left kidney were homogenized, and the scientists extracted the total with the help of an RNAiso plus according to the manufacturer’s code of behavior. The RNA was also reversed using the Primescript RT master mix.

Dosage of eucommia bark extract

Nowadays, eucommia bark is used in various food supplements and helps a person to manage their diet. Additionally, there is no proper amount of this herb calculated by scientists that is suitable for a person using it. However, 3 grams of eucommia is considered safe by professionals. Lastly, the extract is formed by the ratio of 20:1, which means 20 kg of eucommia bark is dried to manufacture 1kg extract.

Conclusion

Undoubtedly, eucommia bark extract is considered the best medicine to get relief from high blood pressure. However, the use of this herb is limited to animals only, and it requires more research before using on humans. Additionally, scientists undergo various steps to make this herb suitable for patients facing the problem of hypertension. Although herbs have broad pharmacological activities, their structure and mechanism are very complex.

Eucommia Extract

[jstrickland1957]

EDDIE CRAIG TRAFFIC STOP SCRIPT FOR NON-COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS:

“OFFICER, COULD I GET YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER, PLEASE?” (You might also want to ask him to fill out  your NOTICE OF INQUIRY AND/OR REPORT OF DETAINMENT form.)

“OFFICER, ARE YOU RECORDING AND IS YOUR VIDEO AND AUDIO EQUIPMENT PROPERLY WORKING?”

“OFFICER, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN ASSIST YOU WITH?” (Don’t assume you are doing anything wrong)

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, can any of the information you are demanding form me be used against me in a court of law or be used to incriminate me in any way?” (This is basically telling him that you are aware that he should have already read you your Miranda rights.) 

(IF OFFICER SAYS YES  OR SIMPLY CONTINUES ASKING YOU FOR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND REGISTRATION AND PROOF OF INSURANCE, WHICH IS THE SAME AS SAYING YOU MUST COMPLY AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE ASKS FOR, SAY:

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, are you asserting that a statute can compel me to waive a fundamental protected right to comply with your demand?”

“OFFICER _________ Badge#________, ARE YOU STOPPING ME FOR A CIVIL INFRACTION OR AN ALLEGED CRIMINAL OFFENSE?” 

(IF HE SAYS “CRIMINAL” AND HE SITES SOMETHING FROM THE TRAFFIC CODE, THEN WE’VE GOT HIM FOR INCOMPETENCE: HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT THE LAW DEFINES THE ALLEGATION HE MADE IS A CIVIL INFRACTION. HE ILLEGALLY STOPPED YOU WITHOUT A WARRANT FOR A CIVIL INFRACTION, WHICH MEANS HE DIDN’T HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE OR REASONABLE SUSPICION, BECAUSE THOSE ONLY ATTACH TO CRIMES. 

THIS IS ALL ABOUT CHOOSING A FOUNDATION YOU CAN BUID ON TO GET THEM TO ADMIT CERTAIN THINGS. RATHER THAN ASK HIM ABOUT PROBABLE CAUSE, WHICH HE WILL SAY HE HAS, FIRST DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT HE UNDERSTANDS HOW PROBABLE CAUSE IS OBTAINED. (In other words, any citation for a “traffic violation” is a civil infraction, NOT a crime. If he says he has stopped you for a crime, then he must have probable cause for the crime you committed, are committing, or are about to commit—YOU’VE TRAPPED HIM.)

IF HE SAYS HE STOPPED YOU FOR A CRIME, SAY: “OFFICER ______Badge #_____, WHAT FACTS OR INFORMATION ARE YOU ALLEGING GAVE YOU PROBABLE CAUSE TO STOP AND ACCOST ME?” 

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, DO YOU HAVE A PROPERLY SIGNED AND ISSUED WARRANT TO SEARCH ME OR MY PROPERTY?”

(if he says he has a warrant, ask to see it. If he has a warrant, he has to furnish it within a reasonable amount of time after he throws you in a cage, which they usually do without taking you before a magistrate first, which is lawfully required.) No warrant? Continue…

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT OPERATING IN A FOR-HIRE CAPACITY BY ENGAGING IN ANY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION OR COMMERCIAL USE OF THE HIGHWAYS. OFFICER ______Badge #_____, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SO INFORMED.” (Keep repeating the question until he answers—it’s what they do). This is important because he’ll keep you there even though he has no reason to do so as he fishes for something to charge you with.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, AM I UNDER CUSTODIAL ARREST?”  “IF I AM NOT UNDER CUSTODIAL ARREST, AM I FREE TO GO?”  (Can’t be the same answer here.)

“OFFICER_____Badge #_____, WHAT ARTICULABLE PROBABLE CAUSE LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME, AM COMMITTING A CRIME, OR AM ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME THAT AUTHORIZES YOU TO STOP AND DETAIN OR ARREST ME?”

“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____, IN ORDER TO PROTECT MY RIGHTS AND NOT WAIVE ANY BY ERROR OR ACCIDENT, I WISH TO CLARIFY MY LEGAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION. YOU SAID I’M NOT FREE TO GO, SO I MUST CONCLUDE THAT I AM UNDER AN ARREST AND NOT SIMPLY UNDER AN INVESTIGATIVE DETENTION. THEREFORE I AM INVOKING ALL OF MY FUNDAMENTALLY PROTECTED RIGHTS, INCLUDING MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE OF COUNCIL. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD I DO NOT CONSENT TO PROVIDING YOU WITH ANY INFORMATION OR DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW OR POSSIBLY INCRIMINATE ME, SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO PRODUCE ANYTHING AND GIVE IT TO YOU. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS OR PERFORM ANY TESTS RELATING TO ANY MATTER WHATSOEVER WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.” (And don’t ever get an attorney in a traffic court, and do not “RE-present” [represent] yourself: You are there “by special appearance  Sui Juris” [By ones own right], or just say, “I’m here today prosecuting this case.” NEVER agree that you are representing yourself because you would be representing your commercial STRAW MAN—THE LEGAL NAME—the ALL CAPS NAME.)

“OFFICER ____Badge #_____, DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR OR PUNISH ME BY ANY METHOD OF ASSAULT, ARREST AND/OR INCARCERATION BECAUSE I HAVE INVOKE MY FUNDAMENTAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

(Officer may now be saying that the law requires you to produce documents—this is intimidation. INVOKING YOUR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS CAN NOT BE CONVERTED INTO A CRIME, so if they charge you falsely for “obstruction” you get to sue their pants off because what they did was just punish you for invoking your rights.)

“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____. NO LAW IS VALID IF IT REQUIRES ME IN ANY WAY TO WAIVE ANY UNALIENABLE PROTECTED RIGHTS IN ORDER TO EXERCISE ANY OTHER RIGHT OR ALLEGED PRIVILEGE. AND NO LAW CAN CONVERT THE FREE EXERCISE OF ANY RIGHT INTO A CRIME. I HAVE REPEATEDLY INFORMED YOU THAT I CHOOSE NOT TO WAIVE ANY OF MY FUNDAMENTAL (OR CONSTITUTIONALLY) PROTECTED RIGHTS, SO I ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN, OFFICER_____ Badge #_____: DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR, STEAL MY PROPERTY OR OTHERWISE PUNISH ME FOR INVOKING MY FUNDAMENTAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, DUE TO YOUR ATTITUDE, DEMEANOR AND YOUR CONTINUOUS THREATS TO FALSIFY CHARGES AND COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME AND MY PROPERTY WHILE DISPLAYING A DEADLY WEAPON, I FEEL PHYSICALLY-THREATENED AND IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST AND THAT YOU GET A SUPERVISOR HERE IMMEDIATELY. I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY OF YOUR ACTIONS, THE USE OF FORCE AGAINST ME OR MY PROPERTY, OR TO BEING FORCED TO EXIT MY CAR FOR ANY PURPOSE, ESPECIALLY SO THAT YOU MAY ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PROPERTY AND/OR ASSAULT, INJUR OR KILL ME.”

(This is telling the officer exactly what you expect him to do, and it is now a part of the official record. You will be showing that all you did was invoke your rights, and all he could do was threaten you with violence.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOU ARE FULLY AWARE THAT I HAVE ALREADY INVOKED MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE TO COUNCIL, DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE IN YOUR UNLAWFUL EFFORTS TO VIOLATE MY RIGHTS.”

(Just keep repeating this like a skipping record. INVOKE YOUR RIGHTS AND STAND ON YOUR RIGHTS.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE INFORMATION YOU WERE DEMANDING MAY POSSIBLY BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW, OR IN AN ATTEMPT TO INCRIMINATE ME, AND IF THAT IS SO, THEN UPON THE ADVICE OF LEGAL COUNCIL, I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY INFORMATION OR EVIDENCE THAT POSSIBLY CAN OR WOULD BE USED AGAINST ME FOR THOSE PURPOSES.”

(You have the right not to provide anything to them, so don’t.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, I AM ASKING YOU AGAIN, DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE TO DENY ME MY RIGHTS AND TO FALSELY IMPRISON ME, OR AM I FREE TO GO?”

(KEEP REPEATING THIS!)

[If the officer then tries to get you out of the car with false allegations, such as saying he smells marijuana, IMMEDIATELY say:]

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOUR STATEMENT IS PATENTLY FALSE AND AN OUTRIGHT LIE. ARE YOU NOW TRYING TO FABRICATE PROBABLE CAUSE BY MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS INTO THE RECORD AND FALSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME?”

ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE:  

I OBJECT, OFFICER________BADGE#______, DUE TO YOUR FALSIFIED STATEMENT PURSUANT TO 18 USC 1001 FALSE STATEMENTS AND CONCEALMENT, I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST FROM ANY FURTHER ACTIONS OF FEDERAL CRIMES OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY UNALIENABLE CONSTITUTIONALLY-SECURED LIBERTY, PURSUANT TO ARTICLE 6 CLAUSE 2 AND 3 OF THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, AND I ALSO DEMAND THAT YOU UPHOLD YOUR FIDUCIARY DUTY AS A PEACE OFFICER TO THE PUBLIC BY ALLOWING ME TO EXERCISE AND ENJOY MY NATURAL LIBERTY TO TRAVEL THE LAND WHICH THE SUPREME COURT RULED IS CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED PURSUANT TO SHAPIRO V. THOMPSON.”

[thetoxicgamer]

Dead by Daylight Alien teaser confirms Xenomorph crossover

Dead by Daylight is the horror game that never stops providing, thanks to Behaviour Interactive's continuous addition of breathtakingly spooky material. Fans have long speculated about a Dead by Daylight/Alien series crossover, wanting to see the lovable Ripley as a survivor or the alien Xenomorph as one of the game's frightening killers. Given that an official teaser for the DBD Alien crossover chapter has just been released, it appears that we have finally obtained confirmation of such a chapter. While many players previously predicted the eventual arrival of the Xenomorph to the ever-expanding roster of Dead by Daylight killers, it has only just been officially confirmed by the developers. “The suffocating silence of outer space pushes resolve beyond its limits,” reads the text beneath the teaser, insinuating that the DBD Alien map is likely to be that of the Nostromo spaceship. This is further confirmed by the video itself, as it showcases the interior of one such craft. The teaser also clearly shows a Xenomorph, which confirms the long-awaited addition of Alien’s notoriously bloodthirsty extraterrestrial to DBD. The creature is seen lurking through the ship, drool dripping from its fanged mouth. It then screeches right before lunging forward toward the camera. From what little we’ve seen of the Xenomorph thus far, it looks as though it’ll be a formidable foe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6BLFUkbeM No official release date has been given yet, but the end of the teaser does tell us we will learn more on Tuesday, August 8. The video’s description simply states that Alien is “coming soon,” which hopefully means that we will be running from the Xenomorph in space sooner than later. The DBD Nicolas Cage update launched recently, which should keep us occupied until then. As a huge fan of all things Alien, I can’t wait to see how this expansion unfolds in-game. Personally, I would like to see Ellen Ripley as a survivor. Ripley would make a stellar addition, especially considering her reputation as the lone survivor among a cast of crewmembers who all met a gruesome death at the hands of the Xenomorph. While you await the arrival of the extraterrestrial creatures in-game, be sure to look through our round-up of Dead by Daylight codes for this month. You can also browse some of our other favorite multiplayer games if your favorite thing about DBD is getting to mess around with your friends. Read the full article

[cipheramnesia]

I allow the Paperclip to take its leave, despite a momentary urge to implement its form to a more efficient scale. Laika will be unhappy if Sy does not rejoin us. I have been exploring the structure orientation of the plants he placed within my shell, and it has helped me gain a better understanding of him. I continue to deliberate how Sy may prove valuable in light of the additional information. I would like to convey this information to Laika, and I will do so at a time when she will be able to incorporate the knowledge with efficiency.

It is very easy to maintain the tether I have established with the Paperclip, moreso thanks to Sy's presence. The crew of the Paperclip remain unaware that my threat to them was greatly exaggerated. I determined they would provide greater cooperation with the belief that their ship is capable of fleeing from me, if only briefly. If Sy is harmed or abandoned, they will die instantly. The difficulty of such action will be so minimal, and the rewards so great, I consider my temptation a reasonable one.

It was very rude of them to dock inside my injury. It was unpleasant.

I load profiles against the long range and satellite detection systems of earth. Loren provided supplemental information about other types of entry clearance and security presence around the earth civilization homeworld which is helpful at this stage. The human doctor Sloane or Blake is on the bridge as I instruct Laika in the manual solution implementation. She has adapted to Pilot with a commendable speed. Perhaps it is the changeable nature of her structure, or something innate to the way individuals of earth civilization appear to unconsciously map themselves across structure variations.

Laika now moves her limbs even before I have finished my instruction, her own structure finding a coordination with mine in the way that was instantaneous with the Pilot when I carried them to their implementations. I accept the error of my assumptions that Laika will never be the equal of the Pilot.

Together, we integrate with the structure of Luna which allows us to undergo our preliminary scans. Earth civilization does not have the ability to intercept these types of scans at the source faster than the scans return to the source. I do this with little difficulty.

I do not want the human doctor Blake or Sloane to observe the Pilot, but Laika will not send her away. This human doctor is making notes. I can feel the data capture, the information coded into carbon lattice.

"Laika," I say, "I suggest once again reconsidering the human doctor. All my resources suggest she is highly under-qualified to provide medical assistance."

The human doctor Sloane or Blake says, "Well I agree, but I'm still voting against you."

"It is very likely we will be able to obtain the assistance of a qualified medical practitioner after we complete our assistance with Captain Michele Loren."

Laika says, "I dunno, I like her. She's funny."

"I again must protest the extent to which you and Sy both appear to over-value humor."

Laika says, "She lives in a cage, GK. They trot her out to do circus tricks when they need her and then lock her up when they don't."

"..."

"I'm not gonna be the person that dumps someone back in a cage, if I can help it. She doesn't deserve that, no one... does."

I only say, "Very well," and resume preparing the various transmissions which will tell the earth civilization that I am one of their uninspired, empty shell vessels while we move our course towards the unlit part of the moon. I am operating in my low efficiency configuration, on the improbable chance we are also visually examined. The configuration is closer to earth civilization vessels, and should ensure we avoid detection even in the most mundane fashion.

□ □ □ □ □

"Do we got any actual windows on this thing," Serah asked. "Charybdis was pretty slippery to track but I haven't ever laid eyes on anything that looked like it."

One of the guys whose name she hadn't figured out yet said, "Sure, as long a long as you're not expecting a fight. We can roll back the armor on a couple portals in a minute." He was at the weapons platform with another guy. Serah gave a deep internal sigh over how much she sucked at names, and also why the gunner guys were always weirdly hot.

She snapped out of it to take in the additonal circles of mostly black, mostly empty space on either side of the screens.

Maryam was at the captain's station, and said, "There now, see? This is why we need your expertise."

Serah rolled her eyes then rolled back her head in emphasis along her chair, seated at one of the two spare analytic stations, though she did feel a tiny bit proud. She watched Maryam from the corner of the eye. The other woman kept stopping and sitting up even straighter than usual, periodically forgetting where she was to do whatever obscure data crunching she did to the stream of unbearably boring incoming and out going earth traffic. Then she would suddenly remember she was supposed to be in charge and do the sitting up ramrod straight thing.

"Love to know if it's mommy or daddy issues there," Serah very quietly murmured under her breath.

Kan, all the way up at the front of the bridge, loudly said, "What's that you say, Sadie?"

"Nothing! Stop calling me Sadie, please."

He cracked a grin over his shoulder. "Sorry, sorry, I get the antsy pants waiting. Personally I think we ought just blast em outta the stars, sort out the mess in our own leisure." He gave a friendly laugh. Serah was unable to stop herself smiling back.

The deep spacer cocoon was easily the nicest Serah had ever seen, being an actual seat for one, where Trevor could see and talk to the rest of the crew, tablets laid out to her personal preference along the arms. Her fingers never stopped moving on the screens, filling the bridge with the soothing sound of raindrops. Serah appreciated the view of Trevor's well exposed albino-pale legs, but found herself at times regretting this also meant listening to Trevor's opinions.

"Kan, I am sure you know why ten percent of Ganymede is an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland," she said, with a voice that drove all the thoughts of hot gunners out of Serah's brain, along with all the other thoughts in general.

"Pah, what's mistakes if not for learning."

"And the annihilation of two thirds of Pluto? This was leaning?"

"Wouldn't have happened if I was around back then."

"The first independent orbital nation?"

"That was on them, you know it was, the treaty was all square on WMDs."

Her eyes lowered dismissively to her screens. "Document, quantify, decommission. Best practices are for all of us. Not all of us except Kan-who-knows-better."

One of the guys on the weapons platform laughed and so did Kan. "Just pulling your leash a little, you know." He checked the data from Trevor and ran it up on a main screen. "What do we have here."

"Focus on twenty nine dot thirty dot zero one," Maryam said, now leaning over her own screen. Serah pulled it up but it looked fine. "Right there," Maryam pointed. "Trevor?"

"High eighty, a thousandth millisecond glitch."

Serah got up and walked towards the portals.

Kan scrolled back through more of the data. "Really looks almost just like... like maybe solar interference."

"Yeah," said Maryam. "But high eighties it's not." She looked up at Serah, who was cupping her hands around her head at the porthole. "Can we reorient so the portholes are facing the source?"

Serah watched, waited, a few ships flickered through jumps towards the Luna ports or satellites. Others were positioning in queue to land.

Trevor said, "What did you see," before she registered it.

Serah squinted trying to be as sure as possible and also hoping to annoy Trevor by waiting. "Maryam, you remember I told you I practically had the whole manual of ships memorized."

Kan said, "I remember you knew the whole layout here better than I did."

She finally turned away from the porthole, tapping on the thick resin. "It doesn't look the same as it used to, but there's not a single ship in earth civ like that one. I think we got it."

Part 4: A Midnight Summer Dream

a story by @rox-and-prose and @cipheramnesia

Luna was a pale sliver of paint in the stars, a slip of the brush in the forever of the sky.

"That's it," Michele Loren said. "This is where we head our separate ways for the moment."

Laika took her hand of the control vines for Genghis Khan as she stared wordlessly. The earth civ moon, original version, a system unto itself. She had devoured all she could find about Luna, the multifacet god, in hopes to understand the call she felt in the days after leaving home. She'd put the hope of seeing Luna with her own eyes at the bottom of a box and buried the idea. Her muzzle hung slightly agape as she searched for something momentous to say, to share with GK how much it meant to be in the here and now.

She noticed Sy was watching her, and the dryad smiled and glanced away when he saw her seeing him. She blushed and her face felt hot, and she forgot her train of thought.

"I never imagined I'd rob the moon," she said.

"You're only robbing a very, very small part of it," Cat Nguyen corrected.

The crew of the Paperclip were sharing the bridge of Genghis Kahn, with varying expressions of perplexity on their faces watching the werewolf executing the peculiar movements and footwork involved in manipulating the various switches and nerves and pedals essential to a Pilot. Even Doc seemed entranced, silent through all the system jumps, or structure solutions, or whatever GK liked to call them. All except Dandridge who returned to the Paperclip immediately in a sullen huff, vowing never to set foot on GK ever again. Laika was going to need to find out what exactly GK had done to piss him off so bad.

Now they were gathering up helmets and and gloves for their envirosuits, looking around for just the right way to excuse themselves from the room which Laika had seen enough of before she was eight to recognize. "Okay," Loren said. "Well, you know. This should go fine, just stick with the plan, keep it simple, you know."

"I can do better than that," Doc (Laika still hadn't figured out if the woman was Blake Sloane, or Sloane Blake, or something else), pushing her bracelets along with the sleeve of her purple, double breasted, knitted suit jacket. "I can stick the plan to me." There was a mess of writing which Laika deeply hoped was meant to look smeared and half erased on Doc's forearm.

"That's, that's a great- Good job Sloane."

"Doctor Blake, why can't you ever get my name right?!"

"I'm sorry. Doctor Blake. Fantastic work as always." Loren turned to Laika. "Look, I don't know how to uh. You know how much work this has been for me. Well, just be careful. Make sure next time I see you, you have the godseye or Doc, or both. Or don't let me see you again?"

"Is that a threat," Sy asked.

"Think of it as friendly advice," Loren said.

"And also as a threat," Nguyen added, despite Loren's sharp look. "What?" she shot back at his frown.

"Do I have do go with these guys?" Sy looked at Laika who said "no" at the same time as Loren and Nguyen said "yes."

"We'll keep our end," Nguyen said, "along with your friend. You keep yourself along with Doc."

"Who you wouldn't be sorry to see killed, I gather."

"We'd prefer she come out of this mostly intact," Loren sounded almost apologetic.

"Okay, okay, fine. Let's not draw this out, I get it."

Loren breathed a small sigh of relief and Nguyen just smiled. "We'll get going then," he said.

"Take care of yourself," Laika gave Sy a shoulder pat as he walked by, then impulsively pulled him into a hug.

"I'll be good," he said into fur. "You have the hard job."

"Pulling off the heist?"

"Being alone with, uh, the Doc."

Loren and Nguyen waited at the entryway to the bridge. Laika set down Sy from the hug and stood her full height. "Oh," she said. "Before you go? GK, please threaten them."

Its voice coming from nowhere as usual, GK said, "Thank you Laika, for this commendable request. Captain Michele Loren of the Paperclip, please prepare for receiving a threatening missive."

"What?"

"Captain Michele Loren, Pilot Cat Nguyen, and the remaining crew of the ship Paperclip not present aboard myself, I am placing you under the advisement that should even the smallest fraction of an injury occur to Pilot Laika Blackwood, or Sy Drangea, electrical engineer, I will track you to the end of earth civilization space, and to parts unknown. You will never know safety or peace for as long as you remain alive. I will find your dreams, and take them from you. There will be no power up to and including the total heat death of this universe which will stop me from extracting your lives in payment. If you die, I will find yours souls. I will tear apart the essence of your beings. I will disperse the electrons of your bodies into every star of this universe. I will burn your souls to ash. Nothing will remain. Please ensure Sy returns safely to me upon our next meeting."

Loren stared, open mouthed.

"Uh," said Nguyen, "You're... really good at that."

"Thank you," said GK. "Your praise is insignificant to me. Please have a safe trip."

[the-goldenbot]

This is the Mad Rat Dead Iceberg Image!

This has been a project that's been in the works for awhile, but now it finally here for everyone to enjoy! (The explanations will be under the read more)

Thanks to @mercifulmelo for helping me make this a reality!

Tier 1:

Killing/sparing the human - This refers to the option given to the player near the end of the game where they can either kill or spare the human

Heart 250 combo animation - This refers to the animation Heart does of him waving two glow sticks up and down in celebration whenever the player has a 250 combo, which is difficult for most players to obtain

Heart isn't Mad Rat's heart - Near the end of the game it is revealed that Mad Rat got a Heart transplant meaning Heart isn't Mad Rat's true heart

Rat God's true form - The form Rat God takes isn't how she really looks and her true form is a parasite with many eyes

Easy Mode - Easy Mode is a Mode in the 1.0.3 update which disables the timer

Heart's true form - At the end, it is revealed that Heart was a cat before the surgery

gay subtext - There is a lot of subtext that implies Mad Rat and Heart love each other

1.0.3 update - The 1.0.3 update was an update that added 6 new songs, an easy mode, and a score system

black cat's name - the black cat's name is officially Black Cat as seen in its boss level title though a common fanon name is Jack after the song "Call Me Jack"

Tier 2:

Rat God's cowlick - Under Rat God's hat it is seen that there's a cowlick hidden which is visible during the final boss fight

Rat God's post game message - When trying to play the game's story again, Rat God will be there to give you a message instead about how the story is over and then give you the option to play again

Heart Pounding Edition - The Heart Pounding Edition is the collectors edition of Mad rat Dead which has the game, a cassette with the songs, and digital code for the songs, and an art book

art book - the art book featured in the Heart Pounding Edition has the art of the game in it including unused designs

Mad Rat Dead but in a nutshell - This refers to a video series on youtube by lunadoggie 237 which shortens the story of Mad rat dead in a humorous manner

ending locked behind the entire game - Attempting to see the ending again will reveal that you aren't able to unless you play through the entire game again

Mad Rat Dead Rap - The Mad Rat Dead Rap is a rap version of MAD RAT HEART by tophamhat - kyo prior to the game's release

NIS.co.jp boxes - In certain levels with the falling box platforms it will have this written on them as a nod towards the company

Tier 3:

Little girl's music - In the cutscene before Neuchatel there's a cutscene with the little girl there's a song that isn't in the sound check

MAD HEART battle area - In the boss MAD HEART the battle arena is a gray area with Dead trees and shooting stars in the sky, but there is no explanation for what this place is

Super jump glitch - In the game there's a glitch which when preformed it sends Mad Rat high into the air allowing for the player to skip parts of the level

SilvaGunner rips - This refers to the Silvagunner rips that have been done on the channel

audiovisual trailer - This refers to a video where several songs are shown off prior to the game's release

Heart's cage in the first level - In the first level, Heart's cage can be seen in the background when starting

Mad Rat Purgatory - Mad Rat Purgatory is a mashup made by The Chongo Show of serveal songs

neuron in background - In the background of levels' 6-4, 6-5, 6-6, and 6-7, there's a neuron in the background implying these levels take place in Mad Rat's head

secret meaning in "If We Could Be Friends" - This is referring to the idea that there's a message hidden in the song that completes the song's title which is in morse code

1.0.3 update delay reason - There was a delay for update 1.0.3 for the international version but no reason has been stated for it

Tier 4:

MAD RAT HEART meaning - The meaning behind MAD RAT HEART is that it is what powers Mad Rat to continue as it is his heart

other Rat Gods - In the post level cutscene for Rat Passage, when the stray rats are celebrating the cheese they give thanks to a rat god implying that there are other rat gods

Japanese vs English trailers - This refers to how the japanese and english trailers are very different as the japanese ones have more visuals and effort put into them while the english ones are not as impressive and focus on the rewind mechanic more

Heartless Being dance video - This refers to a dance video on NIS's channel preformed to the song "Heartless Being" prior to the game's release

Timing out on the tutorial - In the tutorial, you are able to time out by waiting until the timer runs out as where Rat God will apear and give you more time

Mad Rat in Among Us fan music video - In the among us fan music video by CG5, Mad Rat appears as a cameo in a vent

NIS level showcase - This refers to a video by NIS showcasing levels in the game prior to the game's release

Mad Rat Monday - Mad Rat Monday was an event where an entire album of Mad Rat Dead mashups was released by The Chongo Show

Line stickers - There are a set of Line stickers released featuring Mad Rat Dead characters

Tier 5:

Rat god is toxoplasma gondii - Rat god is theorised to be based on Toxoplasma Gondii, a real life parasite that commonly affect both cats and mice. Due to certain traits about the parasite, infected rats gain an aversion to cat urine, leading them to be preyed upon by cats

Mad Rat Dead merch - There is various Mad Rat Dead merch which has mostly been released in Japan

Demo contest - There was a demo contest held by NIS where the demo was released and players, after earning S+ rank in any level, were able to win prizes

L + R rewind ability - In the game, the ability to rewind time is available without needing to die by holding L + R

Tier 6:

Fermented Dream - Fermented Dream was a bonus track made by a_hisa which isn't in the final game

Rat maze advertisement - For some reason, there was a video of a hamster going through a maze inspired by Mad Rat Dead by NIS

Rat God won in the end - The goal of Rat God was to have Mad Rat die by the hands of a cat so she herself can enter a cat, but by having Mad Rat rewind time Heart, who had Rat God before the surgery which is why Mad Rat gets her, is turned back into a cat meaning Rat God finally got her goal in the end

[justsoohi]

Black Carol/Episode 1

Tomoya: ·········· (He's frozen in place by the neck)

Rinne: Oioi. No matter what, You shouldn't run away the moment you see my face?

Tomoya: (Why, why, why!? This is absolutely ridiculous. No matter how I think about it, I’m so out of place?! this has to be another of anzu-san's mistakes, right? someone tell me I’m right!!)

(Anzu-san, could it be that you made a mistake this time too? I mean, isn't it so? Please tell me that's so~!?)

Yuzuru: Ah yes, Mashiro-sama. Aside from the others, you and I had a lunch box duel together, didn't we

Ibara: Ahaha. He probably sensed the shitty malignancy that lurks beneath your smiling mask, Yuzuru

Yuzuru: Rather, if anything its because you always show that smile while hiding your knife. No matter how much you tries to blend in with the world, you can't hide the stench of something fishy from me. So Mashiro-sama must be frightened that you keep coming at me

Rinne: anyhow, Isn't it because of both of you? If the seniors are so tense, he must be frightened. Right?

Tomoya: EEK?!

Rinne: Why?! I'm not doing anything to you!?

Yuzuru: You can't grab someone by the neck and tell them you did nothing. I think it's normal for him to be frightened

Subaru: Excuse me☆ Yahoo yahoo. Nice to meet you today~

—hm? What are you all doing?

Tomoya: Ah. Akehoshi-senpai! Heaven's help~!

Subaru: Eh? What? What's going on? Why did you hid behind my back?

Subaru: Ah~. Now then, everyone was bullying Tomoya-kun, right? Don't bully our cute kohai, he doesn’t deserve to be bullied~okay?

Rinne: I didn't do anything like that! I mean, why is he so scared of me when I didn't do anything

Tomoya: Ah. I'm s-sorry. I was under a lot of pressure, and it was a conditioned reflex...

No. I came here thinking it's a petting zoo with cute fluffy animals, But I didn't expect to find myself in a cage with wild animals?

Ibara: What's with the rude analogy....

Tomoya: Ehehe. I just exceeded my brain's capacity. I'm fine now. I'm starting to understand what's going on.

Let's see. I guess this means that everyone here is a member of "Shuffle Unit", right?

Yuzuru: It appears so.

Well, I can understand Mashiro-sama's confusion. It is true that I am not sure why this group was chosen... It is doubtful whether synergies can be obtained

Subaru: Eh, really? On the contrary, Isn't it more interesting not to know what kind of chemical reactions will occur?

Rinne: You never know, there might be an overreaction and a huge explosion.

Subaru: In that case, I want to make a big and beautiful explosion like fireworks~☆

Rinne: What a big shot you are. Well, I don't mind that kind of thing

Ibara: Hm? Let's ask Anzu-san to explain the rest. It looks like she've arrived

Subaru: Ah, Anzu! Yahoo yahoo☆ Yes. It's okay. We were just chatting.

Ibara: So, could you please begin by giving us a brief overview of the project Producer-dono?

Rinne: What the hell is this...?

Tomoya: ? Excuse me. No matter what angle you look at it, it looks like the only thing written on the whiteboard is "we're going to do something amazing!"

Is it some kind of trick I'm not seeing through? Is it just me who dont get it? Is this a code?

Rinne: Don't worry. It looks the same to me.

Yuzuru: Is that something that can be reassured about... I can only sense a big trouble coming...

Ibara: ....This is giving me a headache. Anyway, Anzu-san. Can you tell us more about it?

Yuzuru: Let's see..... So you are saying that one of the "producers" of the "P Agency" had evaporated, and he was in charge of this "shuffle project"?

Rinne: so? There was no one to take over the job because they were too short-staffed. Anzu-chan came to explain the situation, but she said she couldn't afford to take care of us.

Subaru: Hm~. That's why Anzu wants us idols to lead this "shuffle project."

Tomoya: Led by idols... But this project is a big one, isn't it? Even with the backing of ES, how can we do such a thing on our own?

Ah, right! Saegusa-senpai is also a producer for CosPro, right? Then Saegusa-senpai you must have a good idea...

Ibara: If I can do it myself, I'd like to do it, but... it would be difficult if it was led by "P Agency"

Tomoya: Eh? Why is that?

Ibara: Since this project is a cross-office, in order to maintain fairness, a "producer" who belongs to another office can not get involved.

In ES, which has many offices, "P agency" also plays such a role.

Well. Although it is possible for me to evade their eyes and do my own production business in secret!

Yuzuru: Ibara. Anzu-san is troubled now

Ibara: yeah yeah, in other words, I need to devote myself to being an idol this time.

Subaru: Yes! And it would help Anzu too! You've been apologizing for a long time now. It's not like it Anzu's fault you know.

Anzu, rest assured we will all work together and do our best.

Yuzuru: Yes, if this is called a job, I'll just do my best.

Tomoya: (Eh!? Wait a minute...! Why is everyone so positive~!? It's impossible for us to proceed with the project alone!)

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[system-of-a-feather]

Ooh Riku i would like to hear about the current bird research :0

*slams hand on desk* I just got invited into this lab and so we are currently getting me the key and proper training and registration codes to get me started but I pretty much just got accepted into a chicken lab like the other day and I am like *slams hand on desk repetitively in excitement*

Okay though but like enough of me SCREAMING and SLAMMING things out of excitement but like

The lab I'm currently getting involved in I've been talking to the people running it since like... Spring 2022 ish when the people running it ran a few days of the developmental and behavioral welfare relationships with avian biology in one of my class days cause I was SUPER interested

And so, if you didn't know, large amounts of the poultry industry - specifically for this topic, the egg industry - focuses on the welfare and how adult hens are handled and raised when addressing both efficiency, welfare, health, etc both for legislature and like... just practical management. This is good and all, its important stuff to know, but MASSIVELY there is very little research on how the pullet stage of management (the developmental period up until adulthood) affects their overall ability to adapt to and navigate their adult lives as well as how their development in pullet ages affects their health in general; and thus the very general idea of this lab is to obtain more information about pullet management, development, and long term effects in order to better understand how facilities can better optimize and accommodate new information into possibly creating both better welfare and efficiency within the egg laying industry.

This is particularly important considering California and overall trends in America are pushing for cage free egg industries (which is a whole topic on its own that is very 'controversial' to say the least) and I'm not gonna say thats great because I have Opinions, buts it OK and all and theoretically it is a bad step in the right direction; but largely pullets in most of America are still being raised in primarily enriched cage systems or cage systems and there is very little legislature stating how pullets have to be housed (and if they have to be cage free or not).

This creates a bit of a difficult situation - or at least concern for one - as there may be potential issues and complications in known chicken welfare as they transition from living in cages for most of their life to the cage free life style and so that is another thing the lab is interested in focusing on gaining information to inform.

There is also another lab on this campus that is really impressive with how it is approaching the 2050 population food crisis, but I fear if I were to explain what that lab is doing that I might dox myself so I'll refrain but its uber fucking cool. Trust me.

I really want to know what the pscittatine labs are doing but I CANT FIND INFORMATION ON THEM ONLINE so I *shake my professor sponsor* TELL ME WHO I CAN EMAIL I WANT TO TALK TO THEM LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN PSCITTATINE RESEARCH I MUST KNOW

Oh and another lab is researching brood parasitism in wood ducks and other female wood duck courtship / breeding behaviors. I'm less involved in that but it was another cool lab.

-Riku

[wackyracesnathanieljohnson]

Date: 01/12/2021

Reaserch: Game Inscryption

what is it: 

Link to a full game playthrough: 

Acheivments: 

Blood Artist

You just have to die. Even though there is a way to beat the “unbeatable” sections (btw you can see that in my vid), you will still be unable to proceed without dying a certain amount of times.

Innocuous Insect

You’ll get the achievement as soon as you open the safe in the cabin. The code to the safe is somewhere in the rulebook.

Miner’s Bane

Defeat the first boss of act 1.

Grizzled Angler

Defeat the second boss of act 1.

Face to Face

Defeat the third boss of act 1.

Enduring Victory

Defeat the 4th boss of act 1.

Uncage the Menagerie

Free the Caged Wolf. There’s a Caged Wolf card in the bottom left drawer of the cabinet. You’ll need to use it in battle and let it get destroyed to free the wolf. You’ll be able to get the wolf statue on the shelf behind near the cabinet after that happens.

Ancestral Vision

Use the dagger. After freeing the wolf, you can place the wolf figuring near the squirrel that holds the dagger to get it. Then use it as an item in battle.

Reborn Hope

Get the film roll. If you have won at least 1 time then after using the dagger you’ll be able to choose a magical eye that will help you solve the cuckoo clock puzzle..

Gruesome Encore

Let The Mycologists experiment twice on the same creature.

Role Reversal

Steal back one of our creatures from the Angler. You will get the angler’s hook after beating the game once. When you get to the Angler, wait until he steals your creature and then use the hook on the creature during your turn. THIS CAN ONLY BE DONE DURING THE FIRST STAGE OF THE BATTLE!

Squirrel Wrangler

Win a battle with damage from Squirrels. There are 2 easy ways to do that.

1. First way is to get the Amalgama creature (rare one) as a reward after boss fights or for golden pelts. This creature counts represents all of the factions at once including the squirrel one. So it IS the squirrel technically. That’s how I got the achievement (the screenshot from the moment achievement popped up is down below)

2. Another reliable way is to create a totem that gives squirrels a sigil to grow in power after 1 turn.

3. You can also do some genius plays with cards that increase power of adjacent cards. But I’d strongly recommend you to use the 1st method.

*If you solve the painting 3 times and replace squirrels with bees then bees act like insects and thus I’m not sure that the achievement is getable…

Renewal

Start Act 2.

Doomed Necromancer

Complete the Temple of the Dead.

Avenging Druid

Complete the Temple of Beasts.

Wizard Mentor

Complete the Temple of Magicks.

Hints for the temple (not a solution):

1. After equipping the monocle look through the pages of the note again on the 1st floor of the tower.

2. You have to deal damage to the Practice Mages 1 at a time (it’s the fight with the dummy on the 2d floor)

3. The greedy look in the chests, the pale look in the darkest corner (somewhere up top there’s a fake wall) and the last one I honestly don’t know myself, I just scrolled through all of them XD

Accomplished Automaton

Complete the Temple of Technology.

Dark Offering

You will need to obtain 2 parts of Broken Obols (that’s cards from the Temple of the Dead deck) and put them together in a fight so they can form an obol. The easiest fight for this is the fight against a dummy on the 2d floor of the Temple of Magicks. The pieces will form an obol that you can offer to a tomb in the Temple of the Dead (downstairs).

You will have to talk to this weird demon TWICE!!

Devil’s Play

You have to deal more than 666 damage. Yes, it’s possible. Yes, it’s EXTREMELY annoying!

  Collective Effort

You will have to collect all of the cards. There are 96 cards. Honestly, I collected 95 and got the achievement so either you need at least 95 or the achievement is bugged.

Special cards:

1. Drowned Soul (look in the “secrets in act 2” section down below for description)

2. Great Kraken (look in the “secrets in act 2” section down below for description)

All the other cards you will get by exploring, opening chests and defeating enemies. Now you will probably NOT get all of them immediately. So, go to the dummy in Magick’s tower and smash him for money to buy more packs. Yes, this achievement IS pretty annoying too.

Forgotten Lore

Now this is technically an achievement for the act 3 but you have to do 2 important things in this act or you won’t get it!

1. Get the key from the tomb

Basically complete the Dark Offering achievement and make sure to pick up the key.

2. Get the key from Mycologists

You will need to bring them 4 pairs of creatures

Essence Capture

Defeat the Photographer.

Rank and File

Defeat the Archivist.

Painer’s Servant

Defeat the Unfinished Boss.

Natural Connection

Defeat G0lly.

Balance of Power

Allow P03 to gain control of Inscryption

Murder

Witness the death of P03.

Dramatic Finale

Complete the finale of Inscryption.

Pls write me in the comment section if any of these parts cased problems and I should add hints or solutions to puzzles!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=inscryption+full+playthrough&&view=detail&mid=F1D1A84B92B74054A55FF1D1A84B92B74054A55F&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dinscryption%2520full%2520playthrough%26qs%3DUT%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D1%26pq%3Dinscryption%2520full%2520%26sc%3D5-17%26cvid%3D06724AF271F04688B374BDC0FB6C6B7D

[crimson-ace]

Basewarming Party

Archive of Our Own Link

It’s been a few months, but here’s another Miraculous Transformers AU story! This time with some backstory.

Adrien, Alya, and Nino were leaving school when they saw three familiar vehicles nearby.

Nino ran over to the green dump truck and got in, planning to play some new songs for Stoneheart.

Alya headed over to the yellow sports car and groaned as Queen Bee told her to not mess up anything inside her.

Adrien got on the red motorcycle and smiled when Ladybug asked how his day was.

The three headed off and separated for a little bit to not draw suspicion as they soon met up on an empty road.

“So we spent the last solar cycle setting up an area of the base for you.” Ladybug explained to Adrien while they drove. “It’s normally used for human liaisons to present top-secret information when they need our help, but Pegasus thinks we did an okay job setting it up.”

Ladybug, Queen Bee, and Stoneheart soon made it to a road in Fontainebleau Forest and drove to a secret area that led to the location of the Autobot base. After giving their security codes, the three Autobots drove into the base and let the humans out, immediately transforming to their robot modes.

They noticed there was a banner hung up near one of the base’s computers that depicted the faces of Adrien, Alya, and Nino, as well as the Autobot insignia, with something written in an incomprehensible language.

“Uh...what does that say?” Nino asked.

Stoneheart tapped Ladybug’s shoulder lightly. “Ladybug...” He pointed to the banner, causing Ladybug’s optics to widen.

“Oh, scrap!” Ladybug hit her own head in frustration. “I forgot to write that in your language, not mine! Sorry!” She replied. “I meant to write ‘Welcome, Humans!’.”

“You made this?” Adrien was impressed with the level of detail in the banner.

Ladybug nodded. “Uh, yeah. I used to be an artist back on Cybertron. It was more of a hobby I picked up while I was in the Autobot academy. Why don’t you check out what we set up for you?” She added, realizing she was rambling on, and pointed to a staircase for the humans to walk up.

Adrien, Alya, and Nino walked up the stairs and were surprised by what they saw.

There was a couch set up in front of a small television which looked like a model from the mid to late 2000’s, and in between those was a “table” made from a board of wood on top of four cinderblocks. There was also a minifridge nearby, though most of the Autobots didn’t know what the humans ate, and planned to ask them later before getting snacks.

“So? What do you think?” Stoneheart asked as he walked over to the area and looked over them.

“Dude, this place looks awesome!” Nino chimed. “You guys did a great job!”

“I still think we should have put a cage here.” Queen Bee snarked, earning a glare from her fellow Autobots.

“So. what do you guys want to do now?” Alya asked the others.

“Well, earlier today, Stoneheart asked me about what Earth’s greatest warriors are like, so...” Nino took out a Blu-ray player and a container of the original Star Wars trilogy in the same format. “I said I would introduce him to Luke Skywalker.”

So the three humans sat down on the couch with Ladybug, Queen Bee, and Stoneheart sat down behind them to watch the movie. Even though they asked if this was based on Earth’s actual history, the Autobots were surprisingly invested in the film. When Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed by Darth Vader, Stoneheart cried out in despair, surprising everyone.

Apparently, the noise was enough for Pegasus to walk down, wondering why everyone was being so loud. “Can you all please keep all that noise down? I’m busy performing system diagnostics here.”

“Okay, C-3PO, we’ll be quiet.” Ladybug snickered as soon as she finished the sentence. “Did I say it right?” She asked Adrien, who nodded with approval.

Pegasus let out a sigh of frustration at the commotion. “I wasn’t built for this…” He grumbled. “What exactly are you doing anyway?”

“We’re learning about Earth history, obviously.” Queen Bee smirked. “Optimus said we need to familiarize ourselves with the planet.”

Pegasus scoffed. “We came here for a reason other than to watch human entertainment, Queen Bee.”

“Hey, why exactly are you here anyway?” Adrien asked. “I know you guys fought a war over control of your home and its energon, but why did you come all the way to Earth for it?”

Queen Bee smirked. “Well, as Optimus Prime’s second-in-command...”

“You mean acting second-in-command” Pegasus added, earning a glare from the Autobot.

“I, uh... I can explain what happened and how we got here, provided you don’t tell anyone else...” Queen Bee started to explain

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The civil war between Autobots and Decepticons had lasted for a very long time, so both sides were forced to abandon the planet Cybertron to find new sources of energy. For some reason, our ship’s scanners found your planet to have an a lot of raw energon. Like, we've never seen a planet with this much energon before.

Unfortunately, we weren’t the only ones to find out...

"Hull breach on Decks 3 to 5! Shields are also damaged!” Ladybug cried out.

“We’re taking heavy fire, sir! We also just lost one of the thrusters!” Pegasus added.

While the Decepticons had a majority of their resources with them on their ship, which they called the Nemesis to show how friendly they were, it was only the five of us on a much smaller ship not nearly as armed as what the Decepticons had.

After another onslaught of fire from the Nemesis, a majority of our systems were knocked offline.

“Brace for impact!” Optimus ordered as our ship plummeted to Earth. It was a miracle we managed to survive.

We all came back online after about a few of your Earth hours and assessed the situation with our ship.

“Diagnostics say the ship is beyond repair with our current resources.” Pegasus said solemnly. “Some of the computers are still online, but we don’t have a lot of working parts right now.”

“So, now what? What can we do now?” Ladybug seemed to be the most nervous about our predicament. Then again, she had the least amount of experience out of all of us. (Hey!)

“We came to this planet in search of energon, but it seems we have an additional mission now: to protect it from the Decepticons.” Optimus stated. “Is the ship’s probe still online?" After checking the systems, Pegasus nodded, causing Optimus to walk over to one of the ship’s control panels. “Teletraan I, scan the area for local lifeforms. We will take on their appearances to blend in to avoid suspicion from the Decepticons.”

So the ship’s probe flew around for a little bit and not only came back with data on forms we could take, but also an image of an energon mining site the natives had set up.

“Carbon-based lifeforms?” I scoffed at the idea of these inferior lifeforms being able to harvest energon. “Do they even know what they stumbled upon?”

Pegasus continued to browse through the footage and gasped. “I’m detecting Decepticon signals converging near that area. They must have noticed the energon too.”

“Nevertheless, we must scan an alternate mode and try to obtain this energon in a discreet manner before the Decepticons. We must disguise ourselves as what these lifeforms view as vehicles.” Optimus declared as a mechanism on the ship popped up while we all browsed through ideas for possible alternate modes.

Ladybug saw something with two wheels and smiled “Ooh, that looks nice.” she said as the ship’s systems reformatted her so she was able to transform into that.

Stoneheart saw what looked like a green vehicle designed to carry heavy objects. “So is this supposed to be like one of Earth’s more powerful vehicles? Either way, I like it”. Soon, he was reformatted as well.

Pegasus saw a yellow and white vehicle with brown highlights and emergency lights, reminding him of the Rescue Bots on Cybertron. “This seems like a suitable form to take.” He was the next to be reformatted.

(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, I couldn't really find anything like this in brown, but the motorcycle isn't spotted either, so just work with me, alright?)

Optimus chose a large red and blue vehicle with a trailer attached to it without saying anything as he was reformatted.

I on the other hand, had looked through the options for a form to take for a few nanoclicks. Naturally, a bot as beautiful as myself needed an appropriate form. Thankfully, I found something just as interesting, and one of the few good things about this planet. It was one of your Earth cars with a sleek design and yellow paintjob. I stood still as I eagerly waited for the machine to finish reformatting me.

“Remember, we must keep a low profile and only reveal ourselves unless absolutely necessary.” Optimus ordered. “For now… Autobots, transform and roll out!”

With that familiar command, we all transformed into our new vehicle modes (except Pegasus, who stayed to see if anything else on our ship was working) and left for the excavation site the humans had set up.

Granted, it took us a couple of run-ins with some other Earth vehicles to get the hang of this planet’s traffic laws, but we eventually made it to where the energon was. There was also a sign written in your language that said something like “GOPHER-MINT PROPERTY/NO TREE-PASSING”. In hindsight, we really should have familiarized ourselves with the language before we headed out.

It didn’t seem like the Decepticons had attacked yet, although we were in trouble with a different form of opposition.

“This is Officer Raincomprix! Step out of the vehicles right now! You have violated several traffic guidelines, and are now trespassing on government property.” Someone from your planet’s law enforcement had apparently been following us. The strange thing was that he had a human partner who looked much younger than he did, almost like she shared genetic qualities with the man. “I’m going to give you until the count of ten to get out of the vehicles. Wait… where are the drivers? WHY DO NONE OF THESE VEHICLES HAVE DRIVERS?!”

Before we could really say anything, a stray shot from the distance hit the ground, signaling the Decepticons were here. The officer ran back to his car and tried to drive away as the Decepticons made their way to the surface.

“So, Optimus Prime. I see you and your little band of Autobots managed to survive the trip to this planet.” That raspy voice taunting us belonged to only one Decepticon. The very same Cybertronian who started the Decepticon cause behind the civil war that had caused so much suffering across the galaxy for megacycles. The Emperor of Destruction and leader of the Decepticons, Megatron.

“I see you’re trying to maintain cover on this strange planet rather than simply harvesting all the energon the local life forms have managed to discover for us. Typical Autobot weakness.” Megatron smirked as he and his Vehicon troops opened fire on the mining site. “Take the energon, and see if these lifeforms found any more locations with it. If you find nothing, leave no survivors.” He gave that last order with a sadistic grin.

“What should we do?” Ladybug asked nervously.

“Even if it means exposing our cover, these organic lifeforms need help. Autobots, transform!” With that order, we all transformed into our robot modes and activated our weapons. “Autobots, make sure none of the local lifeforms are hurt. Now, split up!”

So we all scattered to engage the Vehicons. I armed my stingers and fired off electrical blasts at some of the Vehicon forces. Of course, the organics were afraid of a superior being like myself, so they ran away like cowards… or maybe that was because another Decepticon was right behind me.

“Reckless as usual, I see.” That stoic voice came from my Decepticon counterpart, the (actual, not acting) (shut up, Pegasus!) second in command of the Decepticons, Malediktator. I slowly turned around and saw he was armed with his signature weapon, a rocket launcher.

“Maybe, but at least I know I’m fighting for the right side.” I quipped as I aimed my stingers at Malediktator.

Malediktator began to open fire, shooting several heat-seeking rockets at me. I tried to blast some of them, but there were some rockets that still managed to hit their target. I was knocked to the ground and struggled to get up.

Malediktator was going to fire again, but he was hit in the head by Ladybug’s “weapon”, her yo-yo, causing Malediktator’s weapon to misfire. It was probably the only time she actually helped out in a fight before. (I’m standing right here, Queen Bee!)

One of the stray missiles went towards the human law enforcement and his genetic experiment in the distance, until Optimus ran over and covered the two, taking the hit in the process. I think they talked a little, but my auditory processors couldn’t pick up their conversation.

Ladybug and I kept fighting to disarm Malediktator, but even though it was two on one, he still managed to overwhelm us. We tried our best, but it was really hard to keep up with the second in command of the Decepticons. While we were fighting, I noticed Optimus fighting Megatron one on one, but it was hard to make out who was winning.

Malediktator knocked both me and Ladybug to the ground and took aim at us with his rocket launcher. He was about to open fire when we all heard a crash to the ground. We turned around and saw Megatron slowly getting up after presumably losing to Optimus.

“If you are to harm the humans, Megatron, know that I will do everything in my power to stop you.” Optimus said, raising his ion blaster and pointing it at Megatron.

Megatron simply laughed in response. “Very well. If you’re so determined to protect this pitiful race, I’ll let you have this victory. But be warned, the next time we meet, I won’t have such mercy.” He stated grimly as a ground bridge appeared behind him. “Malediktator! We’re leaving. You can scrap those two another time.” He said as he turned around and walked into the portal with the remaining Vehicons.

Malediktator lowered his weapon and nodded. “Yes, Lord Megatron.” He said before walking away into the ground bridge. I tried to blast him, but Optimus raised his arm, silently ordering everyone to stand down.

As soon as Malediktator entered the ground bridge, the portal closed.

We all got up and collected ourselves as the humans swarmed around us. Strangely, the law enforcement unit and his experiment were the closest to Optimus. It was like everyone was afraid of us except those two.

“Did you really mean what you said back there? That you’d protect us?” The law enforcement unit asked.

Optimus leaned down so he could look the human in whatever optics were for him. “Of course. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

The unit was amazed by how serious Optimus sounded. “Is there anything we can do to hel--what am I doing? W-Who’s the highest ranking officer here?” Another human ran up, calling himself a “Colonel”, or something along those lines. He said he would talk to his superior about what happened.

After a mega-cycle or two, some vehicles I assumed belonged to this planet’s government arrived. One man came out, who was referred to as the “Prime Minister”. I didn’t really see what made him a Prime and I certainly didn’t know Earth had their own Primes, but everyone still listened to him.

“So, from what I’ve heard you’re at war and have come to our planet.” The Minister said. “What exactly are these ‘Decepticons’ you’re fighting after?”

“They are after a powerful source of energy and the lifeblood of our kind, energon. Your planet seems to have an abundance of it for some reason.” Optimus explained.

“And your ship crashed so now you need a new base of operations?” The Minister asked, earning a nod from Optimus.

“That is all that I ask for.” Optimus replied. “You kind need not interfere in this war. Even depleted of their resources, the Decepticons could lay waste to your planet if you aggravate them enough.”

This made the Minister sigh. “We can have some of our best men work on helping you construct a new base. Other than that, we’ll try and let you fight this war as long as you keep it a secret. If things heat up, we inform the United Nations about these... Decepticons. We’ll also expect status reports from you to make sure things are okay.”

Optimus nodded and stuck out his hand. “Understood.” He extended it to shake the human’s hand, but because the human was so small, he could only shake Optimus’ finger.

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“But yeah, after a few orbital cycles, the humans helped us set up this base in the forest, and we keep in contact with them through a liaison.” Queen Bee said, finishing her story.

“Wow...” Adrien was impressed by everything Queen Bee had told about their journey to Earth. “And you really can’t get back?”

“Not unless we fix our ship or create a working space bridge.” Pegasus sighed.

“Oh...” Adrien felt bad for all the Autobots. “I’m so sorry...”

“You have no need to apologize.” Everyone turned around to see Optimus Prime entering the room. “Although we were forced to abandon Cybertron, Earth is not a prison. We are more than willing to protect any world from the Decepticons.”

“R-Really?” Adrien asked, earning a nod from Optimus. “Are you sure we can’t do anything else to help you get used to the planet?”

“Can we, Optimus?” Ladybug got up and asked. “It’s a good learning experience.”

Queen Bee got up next to her. “Ladybug has a point. Learning about Earth culture can help us better understand these strange organic lifeforms”

Optimus took a few moments to think about it and smiled in response. “Very well. Maybe this can be the humans’ way of repaying us for protecting them.” He said, making them all cheer.

“This is so lit!” Nino cried out, which only confused Stoneheart.

“What does ‘lit’ mean?” Stoneheart asked.

Ladybug shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe it has something to do with lighting things on fire?”

“Maybe we can teach you all about memes first! That’ll be fun!” Alya suggested. “Ooh! Let’s teach them about Rickrolling!” She took out her phone and started to look something up.

Queen Bee rolled her optics. “This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to know about Earth culture.”

“And now you know how I fe--” Before Pegasus could finish his sarcastic comment, they were all interrupted by a song playing on Alya’s phone that all three humans were dancing to.

We’re no strangers to loooooooove~

You know the rules, and so do I!

“Welcome to Earth!” Alya and Nino cried out to the music while they kept dancing

Optimus sighed. He had a feeling he really should have put more consideration into letting the humans educate the Autobots.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!

Never gonna run around and desert you...

[jstrickland1957]

EDDIE CRAIG TRAFFIC STOP SCRIPT FOR NON-COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS:

“OFFICER, COULD I GET YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER, PLEASE?” (You might also want to ask him to fill out  your NOTICE OF INQUIRY AND/OR REPORT OF DETAINMENT form.)

“OFFICER, ARE YOU RECORDING AND IS YOUR VIDEO AND AUDIO EQUIPMENT PROPERLY WORKING?”

“OFFICER, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN ASSIST YOU WITH?” (Don’t assume you are doing anything wrong)

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, can any of the information you are demanding form me be used against me in a court of law or be used to incriminate me in any way?” (This is basically telling him that you are aware that he should have already read you your Miranda rights.) 

(IF OFFICER SAYS YES  OR SIMPLY CONTINUES ASKING YOU FOR DRIVER’S LICENSE AND REGISTRATION AND PROOF OF INSURANCE, WHICH IS THE SAME AS SAYING YOU MUST COMPLY AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE ASKS FOR, SAY:

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, are you asserting that a statute can compel me to waive a fundamental protected right to comply with your demand?”

“OFFICER _________ Badge#________, ARE YOU STOPPING ME FOR A CIVIL INFRACTION OR AN ALLEGED CRIMINAL OFFENSE?” 

(IF HE SAYS “CRIMINAL” AND HE SITES SOMETHING FROM THE TRAFFIC CODE, THEN WE’VE GOT HIM FOR INCOMPETENCE: HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT THE LAW DEFINES THE ALLEGATION HE MADE IS A CIVIL INFRACTION. HE ILLEGALLY STOPPED YOU WITHOUT A WARRANT FOR A CIVIL INFRACTION, WHICH MEANS HE DIDN’T HAVE PROBABLE CAUSE OR REASONABLE SUSPICION, BECAUSE THOSE ONLY ATTACH TO CRIMES. 

THIS IS ALL ABOUT CHOOSING A FOUNDATION YOU CAN BUID ON TO GET THEM TO ADMIT CERTAIN THINGS. RATHER THAN ASK HIM ABOUT PROBABLE CAUSE, WHICH HE WILL SAY HE HAS, FIRST DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT HE UNDERSTANDS HOW PROBABLE CAUSE IS OBTAINED. (In other words, any citation for a “traffic violation” is a civil infraction, NOT a crime. If he says he has stopped you for a crime, then he must have probable cause for the crime you committed, are committing, or are about to commit—YOU’VE TRAPPED HIM.)

IF HE SAYS HE STOPPED YOU FOR A CRIME, SAY: “OFFICER ______Badge #_____, WHAT FACTS OR INFORMATION ARE YOU ALLEGING GAVE YOU PROBABLE CAUSE TO STOP AND ACCOST ME?” 

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, DO YOU HAVE A PROPERLY SIGNED AND ISSUED WARRANT TO SEARCH ME OR MY PROPERTY?”

(if he says he has a warrant, ask to see it. If he has a warrant, he has to furnish it within a reasonable amount of time after he throws you in a cage, which they usually do without taking you before a magistrate first, which is lawfully required.) No warrant? Continue…

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT OPERATING IN A FOR-HIRE CAPACITY BY ENGAGING IN ANY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION OR COMMERCIAL USE OF THE HIGHWAYS. OFFICER ______Badge #_____, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SO INFORMED.” (Keep repeating the question until he answers—it’s what they do). This is important because he’ll keep you there even though he has no reason to do so as he fishes for something to charge you with.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, AM I UNDER CUSTODIAL ARREST?”  “IF I AM NOT UNDER CUSTODIAL ARREST, AM I FREE TO GO?”  (Can’t be the same answer here.)

“OFFICER_____Badge #_____, WHAT ARTICULABLE PROBABLE CAUSE LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME, AM COMMITTING A CRIME, OR AM ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME THAT AUTHORIZES YOU TO STOP AND DETAIN OR ARREST ME?”

“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____, IN ORDER TO PROTECT MY RIGHTS AND NOT WAIVE ANY BY ERROR OR ACCIDENT, I WISH TO CLARIFY MY LEGAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION. YOU SAID I’M NOT FREE TO GO, SO I MUST CONCLUDE THAT I AM UNDER AN ARREST AND NOT SIMPLY UNDER AN INVESTIGATIVE DETENTION. THEREFORE I AM INVOKING ALL OF MY FUNDAMENTALLY PROTECTED RIGHTS, INCLUDING MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE OF COUNCIL. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD I DO NOT CONSENT TO PROVIDING YOU WITH ANY INFORMATION OR DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW OR POSSIBLY INCRIMINATE ME, SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO PRODUCE ANYTHING AND GIVE IT TO YOU. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS OR PERFORM ANY TESTS RELATING TO ANY MATTER WHATSOEVER WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.” (And don’t ever get an attorney in a traffic court, and do not “RE-present” [represent] yourself: You are there “by special appearance  Sui Juris” [By ones own right], or just say, “I’m here today prosecuting this case.” NEVER agree that you are representing yourself because you would be representing your commercial STRAW MAN—THE LEGAL NAME—the ALL CAPS NAME.)

“OFFICER ____Badge #_____, DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR OR PUNISH ME BY ANY METHOD OF ASSAULT, ARREST AND/OR INCARCERATION BECAUSE I HAVE INVOKE MY FUNDAMENTAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

(Officer may now be saying that the law requires you to produce documents—this is intimidation. INVOKING YOUR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS CAN NOT BE CONVERTED INTO A CRIME, so if they charge you falsely for “obstruction” you get to sue their pants off because what they did was just punish you for invoking your rights.)

“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____. NO LAW IS VALID IF IT REQUIRES ME IN ANY WAY TO WAIVE ANY UNALIENABLE PROTECTED RIGHTS IN ORDER TO EXERCISE ANY OTHER RIGHT OR ALLEGED PRIVILEGE. AND NO LAW CAN CONVERT THE FREE EXERCISE OF ANY RIGHT INTO A CRIME. I HAVE REPEATEDLY INFORMED YOU THAT I CHOOSE NOT TO WAIVE ANY OF MY FUNDAMENTAL (OR CONSTITUTIONALLY) PROTECTED RIGHTS, SO I ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN, OFFICER_____ Badge #_____: DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR, STEAL MY PROPERTY OR OTHERWISE PUNISH ME FOR INVOKING MY FUNDAMENTAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, DUE TO YOUR ATTITUDE, DEMEANOR AND YOUR CONTINUOUS THREATS TO FALSIFY CHARGES AND COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME AND MY PROPERTY WHILE DISPLAYING A DEADLY WEAPON, I FEEL PHYSICALLY-THREATENED AND IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST AND THAT YOU GET A SUPERVISOR HERE IMMEDIATELY. I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY OF YOUR ACTIONS, THE USE OF FORCE AGAINST ME OR MY PROPERTY, OR TO BEING FORCED TO EXIT MY CAR FOR ANY PURPOSE, ESPECIALLY SO THAT YOU MAY ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PROPERTY AND/OR ASSAULT, INJUR OR KILL ME.”

(This is telling the officer exactly what you expect him to do, and it is now a part of the official record. You will be showing that all you did was invoke your rights, and all he could do was threaten you with violence.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOU ARE FULLY AWARE THAT I HAVE ALREADY INVOKED MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE TO COUNCIL, DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE IN YOUR UNLAWFUL EFFORTS TO VIOLATE MY RIGHTS.”

(Just keep repeating this like a skipping record. INVOKE YOUR RIGHTS AND STAND ON YOUR RIGHTS.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE INFORMATION YOU WERE DEMANDING MAY POSSIBLY BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW, OR IN AN ATTEMPT TO INCRIMINATE ME, AND IF THAT IS SO, THEN UPON THE ADVICE OF LEGAL COUNCIL, I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY INFORMATION OR EVIDENCE THAT POSSIBLY CAN OR WOULD BE USED AGAINST ME FOR THOSE PURPOSES.”

(You have the right not to provide anything to them, so don’t.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, I AM ASKING YOU AGAIN, DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE TO DENY ME MY RIGHTS AND TO FALSELY IMPRISON ME, OR AM I FREE TO GO?”

(KEEP REPEATING THIS!)

[If the officer then tries to get you out of the car with false allegations, such as saying he smells marijuana, IMMEDIATELY say:]

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOUR STATEMENT IS PATENTLY FALSE AND AN OUTRIGHT LIE. ARE YOU NOW TRYING TO FABRICATE PROBABLE CAUSE BY MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS INTO THE RECORD AND FALSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME?”

ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE:  

I OBJECT, OFFICER________BADGE#______, DUE TO YOUR FALSIFIED STATEMENT PURSUANT TO 18 USC 1001 FALSE STATEMENTS AND CONCEALMENT, I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST FROM ANY FURTHER ACTIONS OF FEDERAL CRIMES OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY UNALIENABLE CONSTITUTIONALLY-SECURED LIBERTY, PURSUANT TO ARTICLE 6 CLAUSE 2 AND 3 OF THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, AND I ALSO DEMAND THAT YOU UPHOLD YOUR FIDUCIARY DUTY AS A PEACE OFFICER TO THE PUBLIC BY ALLOWING ME TO EXERCISE AND ENJOY MY NATURAL LIBERTY TO TRAVEL THE LAND WHICH THE SUPREME COURT RULED IS CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED PURSUANT TO SHAPIRO V. THOMPSON.”