#I AM MAIMING AND KILLING

[phecdasolar]

Tumblr I need your help I am in dire need of feral/unhinged Disaster Twins fics pleaseeee (and maybe Mikey as a bonus) I’m just in love with the idea of Raph being the impulse control for once with this iteration, and just the second he’s out of commission the other three go insane.

Weapons of War, Bioengineered Killing Machines, Manufactured Supersoldiers Rottmnt turtles my BELOVEDS

And maybe just like,,, set Leo and Donnie loose on one of the other dimensions and have them absolutely horrifically annihilate their counterparts’ villains while they watch on in horror

(B.E.A.S.T. was SUCH a good fic you guys oh my GOSH go read it I’m begging you-)

I NEED to have it addressed in fic form that the Rise turtles are fundamentally different than all their other counterparts, because their counterparts? They were accidents. Just a couple of turtles splashed with mutagen and oh look now they’re people but Green. (Huge oversimplification I’m aware but hear me out okay-)

But the Rise boys were created. They were specifically designed to be weapons of mass destruction. They were built with the intent to cause harm which means they were bioengineered to be stronger, smarter(?), faster, to heal quicker, to have the capacity to take hard hits while dishing out even harder ones, they were literally forged with a purpose to kill.

Add on their mystic powers? Then their unlocked Ninpo? You can’t honestly tell me that these four aren’t the strongest and potentially deadliest version of themselves out there.

Yes they still had to learn things, as did the other iterations, they weren’t immediately good (that much is obvious, like c’mon it’s IN the name) but I don’t think the other iterations possess the same instincts as these guys do. They’re just so. Unhinged. They’ve all had their moments in the show I think where it’s obvious they’re not really,,, stable. I love them.

In a plain fists only, maybe weapons, no powers fight, I do think some of the other iterations would win, but purely because they have way more experience than these guys do. (If I did any crossovers I’d say 2003 and 2012 are definitely older than these guys, especially if we’re basing this at the end of their shows) But put them against each other when they’re still at the same level? Rise is whooping butt, I know where I’m placing my bets. It’s called RISE of the TMNT for a reasonnnnnn they’re not there yet but they WILL BE, and as of the end of s2 and the movie I say they’re finally THERE.

I have no idea how this turned into a headcanon rant this was just supposed to be me asking for fic recs hsgdjdjdk it’s almost 3 am tho so whatever sorry if none or some of this is incoherent o7 o/

Editing this with a list of fics I have been graciously recommended below the cut:

Firefight by remrose [42/43 chapters 208k words] (edit: JUST FINISHED READING ch38-42 WATCH ME BAWL MY EYES OUT I was rotating them in my brain all morning at work) less on the feral side, more on the gut-wrenching angst side, still Disaster Twins and still super good

In Which Donnie and Leo Make Themselves Everyone Else's Problem in an NYC That Isn't Even Their Own by YukiSkyes [7/? chapters, 18k words] the CLASSIC “the Disaster Twins are unapologetically causing chaos” fic, always a delight to read

The Lemon Leak by TurtleSoupSwimmer [27/37 chapters, 143k words] I’m being told it’s very true to the theme here, and it’s very angsty, a suspenseful psychological thriller, and will make you scream at your phone. I for one am very intrigued

Eschatology by aenor_llelo, Alderous, ConcoctionsFromHell, izziel_galaxy, Jaybird314, Otakuforlife19, and Rocket999 [17/17 chapters, 344k words] “HEAVY on the boys being biologically engineered to destroy the world, it also delves into so much character building and worldbuilding that we never got in canon, and it gives even super minor characters the chance to shine” Sounds intriguing, AND it’s a BNHA crossover which I am a big fan of :D

The Hunter’s Bible also by TurtleSoupSwimmer [2/2 chapters, 15k words] Rated Mature, contains themes of SA and c@nnibalism so PLEASE keep that in mind!! Not a fic for the faint of heart this is a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat! The SA is only attempted, and never shown, only implied, and it’s only in ch 1, but the other stuff is fairly descriptive and takes place in ch 2. All that being said, flipping UNHINGED, just about lost my mind in ch 2, it was entertaining in a surreal kinda way if you get what I mean. Funky little feral creatures

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

Girl and bro as gender neutral terms are so important

[soldier--poet--queen]

i hate you diet culture i hate you body competitions i hate you extreme workout culture i hate you body shaming i hate you unhealthy expectations for how bodies should look i hate you culture that promotes starving i hate you unrealistic body images i h

[malzykins]

sooo many hours. sooo much shrimpin. finally, though... j’ai fini <3 I’m so normal about Eclipse 😁

couple bonus vers under the cut

without all the fire n filters

without the bg :)

[zukkacore]

The thing you have to understand. is that Porter considers Jace his work wife, but Jace considers Zara his work wife, but Zara considers Porter her work wife

[the-noisiest-pumpkin]

what if! new rswr episode dropped! but f*nders decided to only fucking talk about the patton cameo </3

[aroanthy]

(anthytouga voice) why would i be compassionate to nanami ew disgusting nanami’s literally the worst nanami is a cockroach i hope she dies she’s so fucking stupid oh my god being compassionate to nanami is the worsttttttt so what if the worst things ever happen to her and it’s my fault that’s just lifeohhhhhhhhhhh oh? utena is experiencing the worst things ever and i helped? and i helped? oh well i should just kill myself. oh well i should just kill myself and save her because actually utena is Good. and stupid. but Good. unlike nanami lol nanami was born cursed to suffer haha nanami’s got that karmic punishment coming lollllll But Utena Does Not <3

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

In love with how Chung Myung is weak to praise it’s such a cute trait to have

[wherethelightrots]

I hope Jmart is evil for Magnus Protocol, that is my only wish. I need them to be evil and cause problems, they deserve to be evil, mansplain and manipulate and put our new baby characters through horrors. It is vital to my mental health that this happens

[nero-neptune]

her beautiful, bloodshot eyes have bewitched me body and soul

[pa-pa-plasma]

i fucking hate "death of the author" because it seems to just be killing people's reading comprehension. like, yes, your interpretation of a work of art matters, but you also have to acknowledge that there are meanings & themes deeper than surface level that the artist meant to showcase that you cannot ignore. just because you didn't notice something was racist doesn't mean it isn't racist & wasn't meant to be racist (consciously, by the author, or not)

[carpe-diem-since-1899]

I think we, as a fandom, has collective ignore the potential of a darker approach of Racer.

Let him be the jaded second-in-command he is, give him a matchbox I want to see him burn the place down

[meat-pvppet]

May all those youtubers who made series where they just dissed beginner artists' ocs and labeled them as marysues a very i will find you

[aurosoulart]

starting to get uppity with the crypto & 'metaverse' marketing accounts quote-retweeting my shit with their own braindead takes and I have no regrets

these fuckers are trying to use tech to create Super Hell Capitalism and I am trying to publish all my work in the public domain to create an ecosystem of FREE STUFF. we are not the same 🔪🔪🔪

[nananarc-vp]

his little rabid dog

[jeanmoreaux]

i cannot even get into the violence that underpins adam‘s treatment of his own body because this is how he‘s been taught to treat it because he never learned how to take care of himself in any other way because his body is a complicated thing, a study in survival i want to throw up