#I COULD

[longmaxsilvarg]

chloe just texting max a short "max" at 2am after trying to reach her a month before n getting nothing in bts plagues my mind like you wouldn't believe

[dawnofiight]

This but it's the Shaw pack listeners!

I'm just on Pinterest acting a fool man.

[zooophagous]

Oh shit the local small reptile store has a palmetto corn snake. I can't. I shan't. I won't.

[thlaylisden]

devouring own soul and mind Just more Werewolf shin and this could work as a pretty cool tee uaahh

[desire-mona]

Oooo u want to post House / Dan and Phil crossovers so bad Ooooo 🌀

gives u a kiss for giving me an excuse to post this

just. DRAWS REALLY BIG CIRCLES AROUND THEM IN RED MARKER WHILE MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT. what if hilson was dan and phil. i may do something with that.. sounds chatfic-y. met onnnnn like a . somewhere. brainstorming usernames is hard im sobbing ober this fucking album rn Anyway

its gotta be stupid shit bc wtf are we doing OBJECTIVELY what are we doing going omg AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire <333 its gotta have the same energy.

wholegreg and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . wait @blue-boulder would you do me the honour of letting me steal wil.i.son please <3

[arliedraws]

Oh my goddddd, I started a “Regulus survived” fic about four years ago and never got more than 20 pages in, but I just reread it this morning and I’m PISSED that 2020 me did not continue it. I am COMPELLED by this fic.

It was an AU where Kreacher brought the half-drowned Regulus back to Grimmauld Place, and Mrs. Black hid him and sent him off to hide with Cassiopeia Black who had also faked her own death. From there, he spends the next decade and a half hunting down precious treasures for his greedy great-aunt in exchange for her discretion. He roams the Balkans for years. He gets all leathery from being in the sun. He eventually bumps into Dumbledore and, cover blown, is blackmailed into helping Dumbledore find and destroy Horcruxes. It was supposed to take place during PoA. There was SUPPOSED to be a violent, emotional reunion between Sirius and Regulus. BLOOD would’ve sprayed. They would’ve YELLED.

WAhhhhh

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

Me, vibing, writing a Book of Bill inspired oneshot trying to break my writer's block:

My brain: You could make a really fucked up au out of the fact that Bill can remove Ford's memories at will.

Me: ...

[imaveryevilenby]

should I try covering a song?

[codys-mspaint-art]

my awesme total drama saw comic

#awesome

i am haunted by visions so i mad e this a series LOL heres the next one..!!!! [link[]

[sqtorux]

2 hours past my usual posting time and the only completed work i have in my draft rn is a pornstar suguru drabble i did bc i was horny overcome with the idea after seeing a porn video unintentionally.

[maefansblog]

Could you imagine Hyacinth as Lady Whistledown?

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

Anyone else have weirdly specific voice casts for stardew valley characters? Like idk why but to me Sebastian sounds like JD from the heathers musical, Harvey sounds like frank iero (I really can’t explain that), Abigail sounds like Sinead O Connor etc etc

[spockedandloaded]

Yeah

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

“overly homoerotic” - sir. you posed for this official photo.

[orangechickenpillow]

What Eric Draven does with his eyebrows is the same thing as what a dog does with their ears

[kirexa]

I could fix her